Picky Boys Podcast - Trying Our HARDEST Not To Say Umm! - Picky Boys Podcast #405

Episode Date: December 28, 2025

WE'RE STILL LIVE ON TWITCH!!! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys On today's podcast Antonio, Danny, and JT play "You Can't Say Umm" a deceptively hard game where you have to make someone guess a wrord but while doing so you can;t say umm! Every round a new rule is added, like you cant say words starting with "C" or you can't say the"Yes" ! It's harder than it looks, especially as the rules stack up! Join our patreon for extra content! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys NEW HOLIDAY MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast! We are here with you right now, but we are, our actual selves are live, probably. Yeah, we don't know that. Probably. On Twitch.tv slash the Picky Boys, we'd be on our second day of our sub-a-thon. If you don't know, we just filmed Naughty or Nice, so that's why, and you've watched it by now, and if you haven't, oh my god, watch that. And that's why Danny's currently like this. Right. Yeah. Well, we can't say any spoilers just in case people haven't watched, but it was quite a bit.

Quite a bit. Quite a bit. We had some drinking. We had a lot of eating this year. It was just so much eating. And you know what's crazy? There were two punishments that I shelved because I thought they were too bad. What were the two you shelved?

I'll tell you one because one of them I might use again next year. Did you see the way he looked? I might use it again next year. All right, give me one. One of them was called Trust Shot. Okay. And it was, you had to put your hand on a large dartboard-esque surface. It's not a dart, not a real dart.

And someone was going to shoot a Nerf dart that had a thumbtack in the front of it, trying to hit the board. But you had to put your hand there. That wouldn't be so... I don't think that's bad enough to where you can't include it. Maybe we'll do it next year. Maybe we'll do it next year. I feel like this could be a hot take.

I feel like the real dart would be easier to do to not hit the person than the inaccurate, this is going to go anywhere. You could point a Nerf gun here, and it gets you in the ear. Yes, but, big, big, but. Big, big, show me the big but. Gigantic, look at that. Damn, look at that but. There's a real dart could go through your hand.

That's true. A Nerf dart with a thumbtack can only just right into your hand. Like, a real dart can go through your hand. That's true. It is important who would have picked it, because if Danny was throwing the dart, okay, we might have to. Well, no. That's why I did it the way I did it, is that the person who drew it, the box, would have to put their hand, and they can pick who they want. Okay, smart.

And so I knew I was never throwing the dart. No one was going to pick me. No one was going to pick Danny. I think you do this, right? I would rather get hit on this side than, like, dude, I got veins and nerves here. yeah but this you ever you ever do one of these yeah you ever do one of this yeah do that and then do that oh yeah 100 i'm doing this side bro it's my hands are also calloused i've so much it's like it's the the nerve endings you're way uh more sensitive than the back here

bro i can feel my bones on this side no no no i would do this that's why i chose against it because i heard somebody say like if you're gonna do nerf darts with the thumbtacks in them you should just like shoot it into someone's back so no chance of missing you're just going right in because it's like fleshy like here you could hit like oh a big vein everybody's spewing blood everywhere that's my exact point my exact point this side this side you got both sides both sides there are veins all through you can see them throughout your hand there's so much more meat on this side the point is you shouldn't do it on your hand at the first place which side would you rather eat you have to eat him in hand which side you rather eat this side is way more meat

Oh, that'd be like eating chicken feet. Ever had chicken feet? No. There's a little tiny bit of meat on it. I feel like eating this part would be nice. Yes. That's a good bite. That's like a drumstick.

A little drumstick. A little thumbstick. A little thumbstick. Boom. This part would be nice. Got there first. I can't believe you didn't think of that. Wait, can you tell us the other one?

We'll forget by next year. It's fine. I can't tell you. We're going to forget by next year. Dude, he's going to forget by next year. Because for it to work, it needs to be a secret. Okay. So I can't tell you.

My headphones have this weird gray spot that I keep seeing in the reflection of the camera. It's upsetting me. It just looked a little off. You know what? Whatever. Now they're gone. Danny looked at me with a side eye. Well, you know, so our subathon's going on right now.

Maybe. Why do we have drinks, by the way? Potentially. Hold on. Don't say that yet. Okay. If our subathon is going on right now, it's sports day. Sports.

For those who don't know, on our New Year's Eve subathons, we have a theme for every single day. We've got to give them a word to say, by the way, if we are live, if everyone was generous enough to keep us live. True word to say in the comments. Yesterday's theme was Video Game Day. That went really well. First day of the subathon was Gift Giving. That went really well. What a great gift you bought.

Well, you don't know how well all of these went. No, I don't. You should tell them tomorrow. I mean, if they stopped watching if we're live and come here, you should tell them what tomorrow is. They probably already know by now. Travel day. Travel day! Tomorrow we are taking the sub-a-thon for the first time ever.

Ever. Out of the studio. Out of the confined box that we live in. It's a rectangle. What a treat. It's pretty boxy. It's definitely a rectangle. Not by much.

So you agree it is a rectangle? The foliage is a rectangle, but like two more feet and it becomes a square. Rectangles. I'm sorry. Squares are rectangles. Oh, I'm telling you. Just saying. You know what?

Never mind. Never mind. The silence was deafening there. Oh, he's thinking. Hold on. Give him a second. Every rectangle is a square. Not every square is a rectangle.

No. Opposite. Square. Nope. You said the same thing twice. Every square is a rectangle. Not every rectangle is a square. You just combined the word square and rectangle.

He said square-tangle. But the point is, if you took this wall and flipped it right over to here, it would be like this much. They don't know anyway. They can't see. What's the point? I don't know. I can't think right now.

Why do I have a drink? I don't need a drink. I have to stream later. You're streaming later? Yes. On the Pinky Boys Sports channel. TwoShotTV slash Pinky Boys Sports. This is too many plugs.

I'm sorry. We're on the main here. Patreon.com slash Pinky Boys. You have another one? Go. And to Pinky.com. Pinky Boys.com. Oh!

were you gonna say something before we get in there we all had a little i was asking why we have drinks right so this is a nightmare jason i'm sorry oh jason by the way can you look that up he's not here jason why don't you just take the whole what is it christmas off thanksgiving off till new year's off i guess i guess the whole next year off this is actually i will say here we go this is my fault i told jason i told you to tell jason he couldn't come because jason's sick right now, and usually after the podcast we kiss upstairs, and I don't want to be sick for New Year's Day.

So there's no way that Jason could come over and do his job without you kissing him after. Aren't you the HR? I think it's what makes him good at his job. Well, that's different. Keep kissing. That's how he gets the promotions. What is the drive for him to come here?

Come where? Hey, yo! Alright. Can't say um. so we thought uh we'd have a little fun today even though the podcast involves words and let's try to get rid of the ums and the likes we've played this game before you guys know how it is can't say um there's going to be a set of rules of letters and words you can't say while trying to describe two words to get the other person to guess that word if you break a rule you get a ding

you get it yeah so easy you can't say um is the base rule and then we're going to keep adding rules to that i know it's a podcast and you have to speak but we're going to try to hinder our voices a little bit aren't we danny would you like to go first yes why don't we also do it to where no one of us has to keep track so we'll go we'll go in order i'll keep track and he has to say it to you fair okay we get it and what is what are these cards these are the you have to the word you have to oh it's gonna be bad the word you have to say there you go you have to get him to say well if they get him to say it you've played this game before so is is um a default word we can't say or yes that's that's the first rule can't but but

also it's not just um it's er you can't you you can't uh stutter in any way really like er you I have everything we need. You don't have the rule cards. Dude, they're right here. Stop touching. What did I say on the other videos? Don't touch anything. Don't touch anything.

What's this? That's a pink thing. Okay, let's get in here. It's a pink? What does that mean? That's a good question. What is this? It's a wooden block.

It's a game. It's for a board. Just give me everything. Give it all to me. Okay. All right. so danny you're gonna try to get jt okay to say this word yes we're gonna say it after but play along and guess what word that you think danny's gonna get him to try to say this is the description

word this is the actual word you pull up both you have to say the the description word and that okay i have to get him to say it this is gonna be the best thing we've ever done okay okay What's the rule? Can't say that word. Got it. With a U-M. Three, two, one. It's U-M-M.

Three, two, one, go. Okay, JT, you are going to say a word that is a breakfast dish and is scary. Sausage. Scary. Deviled eggs. Imagine a breakfast dish with three eggs, usually. Sometimes they put some sausage in there, some cheese in there. They fold it over onto itself.

Omelet. Beautiful. now if you had an omelet during scary month of october it might maybe not scary but something you might describe a man in an alleyway oh creepy omelet beautiful that was the i think that might have been the most amount of words anyone's ever used to describe something also the adjective is usually first that makes it easier but you did great omelet creepy no he's just saying you made him get omelet first and then creepy yeah i have to establish a baseline omelet creepy omelets baseline good job danny round of applause to danny pull that one out you know it makes me

you know what i've slightly i've slightly been practicing for this game because i have a friend who says like a lot okay and every time and i kept saying like a lot and every time i hear them say it i go oh my god like like like like like how about you like this like like like you smack them so i've been consciously trying to delete those words from my vocabulary and i think i'm doing pretty well me too i'm a little drunk that's true i've been trying to do that as well and i've noticed myself instead of the word like i i'm just replacing that word consciously i go similar to or akin to but it's the same but when you describe something as like something it's you could still use the word yeah it's when you go um like this or uh but now we have to not say it because as

soon as you tell someone that they start hearing it now we have to do we have to say it without that in fact i'm gonna say i'm just gonna add another rule can't say um and can't say like just add that's so hard in a game where you have to describe things just adding that okay all right no ums no likes no ums no likes no like ums this did make me want danny to do every round i'll be honest i'll do another round right now do it all right all right can't say i'm gonna get you yeah so i'll control can't say i'm can't say like okay flip it on them antonio when you're a child you have something you blow through and when you blow through it things come out of it i bubbles yes oh so imagine you have your bubble

That's such a long description. There's ghosts there. Ghosts. There's ghosts in the bubble. Wait, you did the description word a second again? There's ghosts in the bubble. This makes it so hard to think. There's ghosts in the bubble.

Yes. Scary. If there was a house that had ghosts in them, what would you call it? Haunted bubble. Beautiful. Wow. This man's beautiful. You know what?

Danny's going to do the whole thing. I'm drunk savant. Okay. So you can't say um. You can't say like. And you can't say yes. Oh, it's over. I don't know if Danny's drunk brain can keep track of all three.

Can't say um, can't say yes, can't say like. So what was the drinks for? We don't get it? Yeah, but he's been getting it. Okay, ready? Okay. Ready? Yes.

Okay, well, that's not fair. I didn't start yet. Just take a sip. You messed up. We're always playing. Okay. Now you're ready. Go.

You got it. Okay, there is an object here that is metal, and it's coiled. It's like a spring. He said like. No. It's like a spring. All right, come on. Guys, keep it going.

Keep it going. Keep it going. Keep it going. It's a spring, but it falls down the stairs. A loose spring. Oh, what's that shit called? Slinky. Yes.

Stop smashing the table. Stop smashing the table. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. Slinky. Of course. You know it's a slinky. Now, imagine you were in Britain and someone called you gay.

What the fuck? Whoa. Not the cigarette. Okay. That's where I'm at. Get that out of the way. Announce? Is that what they call it?

No. Britain, gay. Gay in Britain. Dude, I don't know the... I don't even know the... If I... If I was a... You know what?

We're out of time. We're out of time. Let's just take another sip. Bent. Bent. Got it. That's what they call gay people there. Oh, I didn't know that.

you're fucking bent you're fucking bent mate as much as we know how to insult gay people in England we're not really well pretty you ever watch

The Inbetweeners oh great show alright Danny it was a good try let's not smash the table you didn't get that one though I just get very angry

I know let's try again can't say um oh yeah well it's just it's a Danny show now and I'm fine with this can't say um

can't say yes can't say like you know let's add another rule why not uh no words beginning with p why not all right i'm like yes and words beginning with p go here we go okay let's say you're in a shower or a bathtub and you were taking a bubble bath what would you inject into the water soap yes

sip danny keep going though keep going you can't dude yes is so now look into the sky i'm looking what do you see blue clouds okay so this and that blue bubbles no blue soap soapy blues in the in the sky soapy cloud that's it oh i said yes but yes could say yes soapy cloud i think you doing the item first is very difficult you gotta do the item first because then people say oh soapy what are the what are words that begin with soapy what what am i thinking of soapy these don't make sense together well no one would think like that because that's not how the game works that's how i think right so i have to do it okay you you want me to get creepy first and then tell you omelette yes yes because then we would understand but i it's

the same thing if i just get you to say omelette and then get you to say creepy just what's the difference yeah i guess so now we have to reverse it because that's like trying to get us to say clock tower well i'm but you gave us tower first now no it's not like that at all because because one is a thing and one is a descriptor a clock so if i tell you to get get the thing now you know that's the thing and then I'll get you to get the descriptor and you know

it's the descriptor thing I know but you make it you make it seem like the descriptor has nothing to do with the thing yes because they're not related they're two separate cards

so now you're just making you have to like reverse it at the end it takes longer you can just do it the other way that may be true

but how about you how about one of you try okay I'd love to be a guesser it's so fun in the world when you can say P words

you want to have him guess yeah let's have him guess I got a P word for you which one what is it patreon.com you definitely scared you scared everybody

you scared everybody you thought I was going to say I did not so no words beginning with N you cannot say any N words Danny really liked that one thank god this rules here

because Danny flies them all the time that's true that's an N word absolutely Absolutely untrue. That works. It does work. No, um, like, yes, P and N.

Oh, God. Does that mean I have to give him it backwards now so he understands? I think so. Maybe you give him it backwards. He couldn't get the sentence out. Oh, maybe. Give him it backwards. Oh, nice.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. There we go. Start. Untight Loose

Apple Tree Picking Picky Pick Mick Consumption Round

Bake Pie What was the first one again? I'm just digging Untight Loose Pie That's it

Nice There you go That was good There you go That was way quicker than any of yours Well, because he gives a whole back story and says so many words. Well, because it's not about the fastest. It's about doing it without saying any of these words.

But you said, like, four. Which would be hard for an untrained mind. Right. Let's add another rule. Yeah, I mean, it's your turn again. Oh, it's my turn again? I think it's JT's turn now. I'll go.

Let's do one. You can't say word. No N, no P. The word word, like, um, and yes. N-P like word, yes. Yes, so I'm guessing. Here, Jay-Z. Can I see those up there?

Can I just have those here? Well, these aren't them, but sure. The first four we kind of just made up. Well, yes, but the other ones are here, right? All right, you ready? No P word, right? No P, no N, no word. Yes, okay.

Here we go. This guy loves the word yes today. No yes in them. Start. I said... Bad. Starving. Bad start.

Starving. Starving. Hungry. Letter I can't say. As a vegetable. Letter I can't say. P. Vegetable.

Oh, peas? What was the first word? Starving. Hungry peas. Yes. Oh, God, this game's easy. Why takes you so long? Let's add another rule to Danny.

All right, Danny, your turn. Back to Danny. He's like, how are they doing it this fast? It's a little weird, but okay. It's a little weird. All right, no words beginning with D. Okay, you can put all these here. Yeah, you can just...

By the bell keeper. I was going to say, just keep them in front of you. And I'm doing this to JT. Sure. Okay, so no D and P words, no word. Can't say like, um, or yes. Ready? Yeah.

Sure, sure. No, that counts for sure. Is that your stomach? If I was at the Australian Zoo. That was you starting? I thought he was going to ask me a question. If I was at the Australian Zoo, I'd see many animals. Why do you play the game like this?

Fuck! He thought so carefully about the yes. Why do you play the game this way? Now, if there... We've got koala. But they're very awesome and not hot. Fuck! Cold koala?

Freezing koala. No, it's less cold. Less cold. Chili koala. But suave. Cool koala. Cool, cool koala. Danny in this stage is the greatest thing ever.

What is this pink block for? What is this? I think it's your piece. Oh, I think I laughed so hard so fast, I think I hurt my collarbone. Oh, okay. All right. Would you like me to go? Yeah, and you do it to me, and he's the buzzer.

And also add a rule, bitch. D and P. And F. D and P, F. Wow, it's getting crazy. Ready? Okay. Got away with that one.

Jiggly. Puff. meat meal jiggly meal a jello okay angry mad

mad jello got it damn see the thing is you're putting so much pressure on me as the speaker even though I'm just like an elite clue guesser as well so I'm helping you really if I was

if you were facing yourself you might have some problems right Right, right. Right. Are we missing a card? There's a yes card, right? No, we kind of just added that one.

Okay. No ums, no yes. No likes. No likes, no F, D, N, or P words, and no words themselves. And you can't, the word, word, and no, you just can't do, like, you can't look up. Like, to the sky. And you can't look up. That's easy.

That's hard. Danny's toaster strudel. Because you gotta, you know. To think. When you think, you have to look at your brain for it to work. Thank you, yes. So are you giving this to me? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Whoops. Okay. Opposite steady. Shaky. Another term. Well, I know that. Shaky.

Opposite steady. Shaky. Unsteady. I need another one. Opposite steady. Wobbly? Bada bing. Was that a clue?

This guy's an odd machine. Okay, wobbly. We got it. We need some speed. Fuck. You did say fuck. Oh, fuck. We do need a hint of speed because we are running out of time.

A word must be said. SpongeBob catches. Jelly. Fish. Wobbly jellyfish? Yep. Oh. All right.

Nice. Nice. All right. I think you say this one to JT. I don't think I looked up at all. I'm not sure. No, you didn't. Bro, wobbly's a hard one.

I was going to say peanut butter and... But that wouldn't... Can't say P. Okay. Can't say another. Do you want these by you, Danny? I don't know why. I would love them.

I just need to see them. It is easier to see them, honestly. So you can't say another. Okay. So the rules are, Danny cannot give any clue words starting with D, F, N, and P. He can't look up, and he can't say the word um, like, yes, another, or word. This is a lot to keep track of.

Here we go. Ready? Go. The thing on my head. Felt like he looked up there, but. Can't look up, Danny. Take a sip. Santa hat.

For sure. Stop smashing the table Sorry Jason just lower the smashes Follicles Fuck Damn it Hair

You said damn it Hair That is correct Second Beginning You looked up You keep looking up You got this

careful the opposite of smart and put together p put this is awful smart and put together synonym of stupid idiot dumb moron less offensive Klutz-esque Clumsy So, clumsy hair? Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom First try First try, absolutely got it You know, Dan, I think you need a redemption Let's do another one You ran out of time there I just wanted to see you go

I ran out of time Let me put that back Alright Let's do, uh Let's do What time is it? We'll do one more Oh yeah, we'll do one more, Danny

And we'll get out of here You're doing great Here we go first try oh wait we didn't add a rule hold on sorry well you got to pick new cards because you're thinking too much i'm not thinking i'm really not thinking that much you're not thinking at all okay no words beginning with a d f n p can't look up oh my god a vowel no words beginning with a d f n p can't look up can't say another word yes like or um ready let's get this done danny go i want two more you do two do two different words and go

oh yeah that's all right let's just get i want to see it okay we cook things in these pan pot the bowl thing itself what do you put the bowl in put put he looked over at the words uh what you put he's just talking and hoping he doesn't microwave heat machine microwave oven yes fuck oven heat machine someone

who is bad looking wow ugly ugly oven are we boomed boomed with time to spare

with time to spare I'll do another one sure rapid fire go rapid fire I don't know what you're reaching for go like the singer oh can't say like can't say like

similar to the singer in bless him moving right along can't say along is that the right movie uh so american all american rejects right so american oh never mind did that count as an um moving right tray cold tray cold tray ice box top freezer

second word clean things don't have dirty dirty freezer that was close clean things are

I need two new words it was dusty ice cube what the fuck am I supposed to do about that okay go which one is which you don't know the description word got it here we go

I think you need this bread left out can be moldy correct that word you can't say word

can't say word his phone was once he says it can I sure say the word sure okay

his phone was blocking the rule moldy thing in head moldy brain moldy brain nice we're already on a roll

oh god alright okay we gotta add a rule then you're doing too well he's adapting I can't say any letters or words and I just have to

you know to do an interpretive fucking dance. Because that's what I might as well be doing at this point. No words beginning with C. No words beginning with C, A, D, F, N, P. Can't look up, can't say another, can't say word, can't say like, can't say yes, can't say um. C's a tough one.

Go. That sounded like a P to me. Fuck! That's another drink. He said um, fuck. Magical man Wizard Correct

This thing Is not This thing isn't Soft hard wizard oh I've been there it's it's

beginning to look a lot like Christmas a lot and Christmas I don't know fuck me wait so is it Santa or is it wizard affirmative to wizard

no A okay wizard what did you say I can't even remember laughing so hard surely it's wizard the beginning

word Jason's gonna have to cut his mic on a lot of these screams the beginning letters maybe Sounds like he's taking a shit. He's going to have an aneurysm.

Sounds like he's taking a shit. Movie sweet treat. Popcorn. Buttery. Buttery wizard. Candy. Candy wizard. Movie sweet treat.

skews the fuck out of me. Oh. This is the greatest thing ever. Are you thinking? Get a Eureka moment. Salmon chips.

See? That was the Eureka moment. fish how hard is it to not pick salmon skin is crispy

not can I try to get him the words can I just try to get it the opposite of that word. Opposite of crispy. What's opposite of crispy?

It's not the opposite of crispy. Oh, sorry. Can I just try to get him to do this? He already knows this. He knows wizard. Can I try the first word? Alright.

JT Telephone help eating well I'll get there eating ridiculous you looked up for sure I did

ridiculous oh chicken that that store telephone speaking with them

this blank that. It was this chips chippy

texture crunchy wizard. Got it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Crunchy is not the opposite of crispy. Crunchy is not the opposite of crispy.

There's this one. But that phone call was JT complained and said that they were Is that why you said salmon chips? Yeah, I thought they were salmon chips for some reason. Chicken chips. Chicken chips. Double C, really tough.

What did you say? I forgot which order it is. This is a real back, long podcast story, but I called. There's a place that makes chicken chips. I called them to tell them that their chips had got more crunchy and less crispy. Yes. And they took down my feedback and greatly appreciated it. I was trying to do movie candy, like crunch is a big movie candy.

Ah, yes. But it's just, crunchy was hard, man. It's hard. Yeah, it's hard. And you looked up, so I don't know, fucking. drink something you can't even say opposite of like chewy that doesn't work no chewy see crunchy stuff i hope everyone enjoy that i think my stomach hurts from doing everything that it does it is the last podcast of 2025 yes and and our the next patreon podcast we have is the first

one on january 1st of 2026 for sure if you would like to celebrate the new year with us potentially again subathon we don't know how long we're going to be here but our subathon does extend into new year's eve so if you're not doing anything for new year's or just want to see how we bring in the new year twitch.tv slash the picky boys will be there right now comes what word should they say oh right let's say crunchy crunchy wizard crunchy wizard crunchy wizard works crunchy wizard crunchy oh no crunchy wizard in the comments if you watch this during the subathon come back and say it in the twitch chat or if you haven't just go say it in there goodbye happy new year we'll see you and we'll see you next year