Picky Boys Podcast - Trying The Grimace Shake On The Podcast - Picky Boys Podcast #281

Episode Date: July 2, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss how to sit alone on a Southwest flight, Antonio's vacation, the NASA Mars simulator that should be a TV show, and we try the Grimace birthday shake! Leave a comment down below wishing Grimace a happy birthday! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

You can bang your sister if there's dragons in the sky. Well, listen, I mean, I hope so. Woof! Woof! Oh, yeah, sit here! Sit with me! Yeah! I want to sit next to you! I think someone grimaced all over you. Grimaced all over your face and chest. Well, I mean, I'm just saying, if someone knows that, you point them out and say, hey.

Oh, you're saying you didn't know it before you told her? What if we did just the picky boys three months on Mars? We live in a Mars incubation chamber. All right, we're ready for Jason. Let's do this. Welcome back to the Piggy Voice podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. I'm in Aruba right now.

You're sitting on a beach. I'm on a beach with a little sand in between my little piggies. What are you drinking? I'm drinking a pina colada, and it's my seventh one, maybe. Wow. Seventh. That's a lot. Actually, that's a lot.

Pina colada's a heavy drink. Yeah, they're too heavy. I would already be, when does this come out, two? Hey, everybody, by the way. Three mojitos in. This is my second pina colada and maybe a Miami Vice right now sitting on the beach. Yeah, that sounds like more accurate. Yeah.

First time I went to an all-inclusive resort, I did the classic kid mistake of just ordering like 20 pina coladas and threw them all up. Virgin, obviously. David didn't need to know your sexual past. Yeah. Thanks for, you know, TMI, David. TMI. wait so what are you drinking on really it's grimaces birthday shake happy birthday grimace

i don't like that i don't i don't like what you're doing what you would you look at when you said that happy birthday to grimace's birthday what does that mean what flavor is that even it's grimace flavored it's grimace flavor what what does grimace taste like no i don't want that no it's pretty good no but you know yeah i uh it looks like it's been sitting out for a while it begs the question doesn't it like what bodily fluid of grimace are we drinking here it begs the question what What is Grimace? Also, for people who don't know what Grimace is,

Jason, pop up a picture of Grimace. Everybody knows who Grimace is. I guarantee I wouldn't have known who Grimace was. Really? You never watched the McDonald's Fun Pals show? I don't know what that's called. No, I didn't, but I just know. You don't know, like, is Ronald or is Grimace?

I know the Hamburglar. Oh, wow, everybody knows the Hamburglar. Yes, everybody knows the Hamburglar, you dumb bitch. If you know the Hamburglar, then you know Ronald and you know Grimace. I think, isn't, when you're in the McDonald's play pens as a kid, Isn't there just like pictures of grimace and shit? What is so I know the Hamburglar. I know what he does steals hamburgers hamburger, man Different he's a huge hamburger. Oh, yes, okay, so and he's supposed to just be a hamburger

You know some people are just what they are. What the hell does grimace do? I don't know grimace is that hand you always felt at the bottom of the playpen. That is terrifying I need I actually really need that to stop That was a terrifying sentence. What that's what we is first of all stop it stop it oh first of all mcdonald's ball pit i think i might have went in once and after i got my stds taken care of i never went in again i feel like that's disgusting it's kids kids will be kids also i don't like i vaguely remember playing in the mcdonald's playpen or not playpen but like you know like the tube things yeah dude and those tube things some of my most clear

memories are getting absolutely zapped by like the little screws and shit that were in there oh yeah you're a serious staticky boy I was getting static shock no that hurts true I tried as hard as I possibly can to be static shock most of the time really like I would get a rug my socks and I would go you think no wonder he likes the shock collar terrible person actually well what you were you're a I hate you're an anti static shocks static shocks say it say Static Shock, four times fast. Static Shock, Static Shock, Static Shock, Stuck, Stuck, Stuck.

You crushed it, I think. I can't say things multiple times in a row. We've been over this. True. You know what? I don't know if this is going to bring it back, but what happened to your stutter? What do you mean? Like, what happened to it?

It's always there. It's always been there. I get messages from people that watch the old episodes, and there's comments like, God damn, that kid can't get out a sentence. And now you're like, you talk normal. on the beginning I don't know about that I mean JT you got a room like on the beginning there was a few like today you know that's always good to making fun of people's heroes but but I think you know I'm in my I'm just I'm in my element

here oh you've entered the zone here I'm in the flow state you're in the flow state here yes you know what good for you I'm proud I was afraid that it was gonna trigger it you know how that happens sometimes it's like you know put the take the thing away from the baby and then it can't see no more whatever I hate to point this out maybe you didn't notice it but he responded to your question with the stutter yeah that's fine you got a little baby ones I stutters I've been stuttering no I stutters on some level yeah cuz you know there's only so many letters that work properly for some mouths I have a friend

who I don't know what the term is speech pathologist oh yeah is that the right word who grows up to do that but I was talking to her once and I was like yeah I used to have really bad stutter and I still do but it's like getting better and she was like I'm glad you know that I'm like oh why didn't you tell me what did you tell me before wait it's it's like you murdered somebody what what does it matter well I mean I'm just saying if someone knows that you point him out and say hey oh you're saying you didn't know it before you told her uh i knew it but i definitely did not know the extent and i don't think she really knew how much that i knew is what i'm saying like she was saying i'm glad you knew as like and of course i knew i think she was

just she noticed it because she's a speech pathology or whatever right and she was just felt uncomfortable like pointing it out but she in her head hoped like you know this maybe you can work on this but she doesn't feel comfortable saying but she didn't want to come out and be like hey idiot yeah exactly can you fix your teeth or something because only your close friends are the ones who can tell you yeah because there's no way you didn't know you had one when we were growing up no definitely when you're growing up it's you know endless torment and then you forgot about it for a while i mean i think you just go through life and some some things go away you're right and probably hearing yourself on podcasts you notice it more yeah i think stop taking sips

of that it looks really good taking sips of that it's starting good it looks like it's bubbling kind of it's alive anyway that's besides happy birthday he just starts he just starts doing that i don't know i got something oh oh my god he has something everybody i have something every time we come here oh well oh yes they're putting nasa is planning on sending astronauts to mars cool and so to test how they will live with each other and deal with no contact and deliveries from the outside world they are putting four people in a concealed mars habitat for a year and 13 days that cannot be on earth on earth mars simulator mars simulator first of all i know it's a nasa they have to be sciency but let's turn this into a tv show here like this is this is this is such

easy content oh my like a truman a truman mars show yeah that's a good idea they're definitely there has to be a safe word right that's the second thing i was thinking about because like if they go crazy and beg to leave maybe like that's part of the experiment they need to see that but if they say pineapple all right we got to open the doors i think it depends if it's one of them or not which is it's unfortunate because if it's just one of them the game masters might you know just start saying let's see how they deal with it if it's all of them then it might click oh wait something could be wrong here i don't know where their where their moral line is like if one of them gets very sick and not on the verge of dying but gets very sick i think the whole point

of this experiment is that we have to tough it out yeah you deal with it because you'd be on mars and and we wouldn't be able to get you the supplies you needed anyway. Yeah, and also now someone's just faking sick so they can get out of their little Mars bubble, you wuss. I'm saying, I don't know if they're... I think they might have signed some NASA contracts that said, like... Kill me.

We'll open this door in one year and 13 days, and until then, this is it. Or they did, you know, just... It's a huge lock on the door that just has a timer. No one can open it. That would be scary. That would be scary. Also, what I feel like they really should have did

is not tell the people that they're still on Earth. Knock them out send them on a fake spaceship, and then you know they wake up into this bubble That's a TV show that is a TV show and actually it's that would be so cool because then they would actually think like What are we gonna do? I can't Leave they have no in the back. They have no safety net You know you got to cut all safety nets if you really want to get somewhere in life. Wow that would be incredible I would watch every second of that well just a 24-hour feed right they're filming it anyway so they're they're like what three they have to film it to study it i assume so they're like three

steps away from a tv show anyway you just need like a producer and a maybe like you said a game maker and now it's a tv show yeah you need some just guy with this with that clank tool that's all you need really and you just need one person to in the middle of the night like run through the set as an alien yeah they see them they go what the was that wait a minute no you just put footprints well this is if they don't know that they're not on no yes these people know they're on earth but again that that ruins it for me it does honestly it ruins the appeal and now it's a mr beast video i trapped these people in the thing for a year and 13 days that's that's true you think they mr beast had a hand in it they consulted him for sure they definitely

consulted him the question is how much how much how much to for you to walk into the mars room for a year i'm not even on mars that's that should be a plus no no that should be a no it's not a plus because i feel like i lose a year of my life to not even be on mars i might like it doesn't make any sense if you think like if you if if the question was how much to go to mars i'm sure the answer would be far far more 500 g's whoa i need higher yeah to go to real mars fake mars for one year you need 500 g's more i'm saying wow can i bring my computer to fake mars oh guys you can always make more money you can't make more time you're giving up a year your life and not only giving it up it's going to be horrible it's going to be horrible i'm sure they're going to feed you

martian food too to represent the real experience it's going to be terrible like space this is space ice cream and it just tastes terrible you could you could functionally do we especially if we're all there we could functionally do our jobs we would have exactly we would have a mars podcast run out of things to talk about without i do they get news from the outside world probably not i guess there is communication yeah but doesn't it take years or something every movie you watch it's like this message will be received from earth in 30 000 years no that's why matt damon was able to morse code them i think it's true it takes like minutes which is a really long time but what if there's hot aliens on mars that throw hot alien parties now would you go you don't know you

You haven't been there yet. Do they have like triple boobs or something? What do these aliens look like? I love where your head's at. I would love a triple boob. What if we did just the picky boys three months on Mars? We live in a Mars incubation chamber. We wouldn't, there would be no use for us there.

Why not? What are we doing that's even remotely science-y for them to find out? We're just existing. A lot of this, there's definitely a huge psychology thing going on here that is not that they're studying that is not necessarily just about how they function on mars you know go on like you're secluded for this much time you're in this thing the the personal dynamics between the people and how that affects the work they do

like that's what this is all about we're also we're never sending people to mars oh it's bro bro bro when i was in space camp in like sixth grade he has credentials they said like, I remember them saying specifically, the plan was to absolutely have people on Mars by like 2020 or 2023 at the latest. Guess what? Missed that by miles. But we're definitely

sending people to Mars. Did miss it by miles. I mean, without a doubt. It's gonna take I don't, it's gonna take like another 20 years, probably. JFK got it to the moon in nine years. I want that to be said. And China is planning a moon base right now. And so is the US. We haven't had anyone on the moon in like, how long?

40 years? We're planning a new lunar trip and like i said china's making a whole ass but like they're putting a people on there like a little base they would need massive farms to feed people they might have it what's people it's two or three people matt damon survived off a half a potato a day for three years that's true so i saw it and i saw a film of it start growing tomatoes on it's probably really hard actually because they don't have any protection from the radiation from the sun so probably it's really hard to grow anything there's no atmosphere they need sunscreen unbelievable spf 120 there yeah danny would fry up there you ever had spf like anything above 60 bro it's like putting clay

on your skin it's terrible i the really high stuff i don't remember the last time i rubbed in lotion what the is that noise the grimace oh stop stop that anyway the grimace shake is coming up uh no i what do you mean what you just spray it on and leave it there i do spray oh my god he has abandoned the spray i'm a spray boy but you have to rub in the spray right but it's not lotion i've learned that mistake yeah i've seen people with the like the snake sun mark because they don't know it was the back it looks like someone came all over me i was like what metaphors you got to go with i should have known i was going to go with jackson pollock But then I felt like I was opening myself up to the same joke.

So you just did it? So I just did it instead. But it did look like there was a large amount of men who came all over me. Someone dripped it? Double down on it? And it dripped down and then blocked it from the sun. I think someone grimaced all over you. Grimaced all over your face and chest.

We're talking about sunscreen, not the weekend. The weekend? I'm lost. Chris, his new show got canceled. What was it? It was a very sexual show, supposedly. Is there something you do, Euphoria? Icon, no.

It's called The Icon. Who does Euphoria, Drake? Zendaya? No, she's in it, I know. Either way. It's called Icon? Yeah, but it was the guy who directed Euphoria. That makes sense.

He's probably like... But they filmed six episodes, and supposedly it is so terrible and so graphically sexual that they're not even releasing the sixth one. Not even releasing the sixth episode. Yeah, that they already filmed. But then how did things get approved?

After the pilot, don't people go, oh, I don't know about this one, Weekend? I don't know. I didn't watch it. Maybe they said... That's the reason it's canceled, because you didn't watch it. I'm just, you know, maybe they say, oh, this is definitely not going to go well with some people. Maybe some people will like it, and maybe some people ended up not liking it.

What's so virulently sexual? Was Game of Thrones a virulently sexual? Yeah. But like... Well, I like Game of Thrones. But what's worse than that, and supposedly sex that also borderlines on abuse. Game of Thrones had a lot of that too, actually. It's starting to sound like Game of Thrones.

Yeah, but sometimes when you throw something in the past times, it's just kind of okay. It's like, oh, well, yeah, they're fucking, they're brothers and sisters, but it was before. Yeah, they don't have electricity. It's what they were doing back then. They have fucking swords. What are we going to hold them to today's standards?

There is a dragon. There is a dragon. You can bang your sister if there's dragons in the sky. Well, listen, I mean, I hope so. What? I don't know. You guys have been playing too much siblings or dating. That's true.

That's true. No, I don't know. I hope for your sake that that's not true. I still wouldn't be doing it. What is that? Well, that's what you said you would be able to do. Stop taking sips of that goddamn drink. It's good.

It's good. It's good. Anyway. Someone take that thing away from him. Take the drink away from him. He's starting to turn purple. Yeah. It makes you think of Grimcest.

either way how did you come up with that so fast um have you ever been on spirit airlines of course yeah yeah you know you pick your own seat on spirit okay you pick your own seat on everything sometimes they charge you no no like in some spirit planes there is no assigned seating at all oh so you just go onto the plane and pick and pick your seat like a bus like a bus Right. So I want a little role play from you. When you sit down in your seat, and you're first in, and people are coming down the aisle,

how do you make sure nobody sits next to you? Give me your one-liner. Someone is going to sit next to me. Maybe not. Give me my one-liner. What if I say, is this seat open, sir? It was just going to start making noises, honestly. What does that mean?

I was just going to start going like... So I walk down the aisle, and I go, we're going to short a little too. Yeah, yeah, and I see this doofy guy with a Hawaiian shirt coming down, and I just start going, Oh, my God. Would you sit next to me? I would not.

Crushed it. I guess that's true. I think you more, you got to do it with an action more than words. I think you take off your sweater, put it on the seat, makes it look like someone else is sitting there already, and then put a bag on the seat as well. And then if anyone comes and asks you, first of all, you eye them up and down. And then depending on what they look like, you either go like, oh, my wife is sitting there.

Or you could say something like, oh, my boyfriend is taking that seat. And they're not going to mess with you. I think there's a different way to approach this. Okay. With niceness. So I see you coming down. Me. So you're coming down and you're saying like, hey, can I sit here?

Oh, that seat looks good. And I go, oh, yeah, sit here. Sit with me. Yeah. I want to sit next to you. The oversell. what kind of what kind of lisp did you put on next to me we can talk the whole ride i just thought monster trucks last night

do you like this go oh man that would i'll tell you what wouldn't sit there true so you're in the aisle seat blocking every other seat i'm sitting in the middle yeah that would make sense no no that's that's what I pictured that's what I pictured you know what happens though the problem is you're gonna find that guy that guy the guy that's also like hell yeah brother let's sit down and talk the whole time and then i'm gonna say no it was a bit you moron move along i don't want to talk to you i've never seen a monster truck in my life just forget it

yeah danny probably has the most effective strategy here no yeah that does it you know what yeah but i feel like his has the highest risk it says the highest what are the risks you find someone that wants to talk to that person whoever wants to talk to that person he just made isn't right it's not right you gotta get really unlucky to get that person i think yeah i feel like danny could pull it off plus i mean if you see him walking with a monster truck's hat in like you abandoned strategy once you see that oh what if i bring on a baby toy that has a speaker in it that's always crying and then when we take off snap it what if I'm just just turn off the speaker I broke the button what if I'm just and this old this would

only work with you know a man probably to deflect you are a man I'm the man and I'm just actively pumping milk into a breastfeeding bottle and then do you another bottle of milk that you're drinking actively you want some you want some yeah if you guys have coffee i don't i won't need any creamer don't worry milk milk or cream it's like no no no that'll work what's coming out of you men can lactate you can see you can learn how to black tape for this moment i don't first of all for this to work I don't have to be producing any milk. Just the apparatus strung up to my teat will work.

Strung up to my teat. Yeah. I would just buy three seats. I guess it would only cost you $10. Yes. We're talking about spirit. But if the seats aren't assigned. Well, if I have proof for three, you run in there first,

and you throw your bag on all three. Or just lay across it. Be like, this is my couch, bitch. I guess so. Yeah, I guess you can do that. I like that a lot. I've never been on a plane where I go dibs. I feel like I've always kind of had.

No. Honestly, this already happens to me. And everybody who sees me in an airplane doesn't want to sit next to me. I don't know why. I couldn't imagine that. I truly couldn't. I truly couldn't. I have a very respectful airplane sitter.

What do you mean? You do one of these? I'm like a transformer. You'd be shocked at how little space I take up in an airplane seat. You know what? That was a good point there. Transformers is magic, right? Because Optimus Prime could not be made out of the front end of the Mack truck.

I always felt like the Transformer version was way too big to have come from a car. Some of them are tiny, though. Some of them are like 20 feet tall, and it's like, okay, this came from a convertible. Yeah, like where's the car here? There's a lot of trunk space. There are definitely extra parts being added, like Bumblebee. That's what I always felt. Do you think all that stuff is in a fucking Camaro?

No, it's not. I've seen the insides. Yeah. There are some little tiny ones. At least they make the little motorcycle transformers tiny. And then you see them next to Optimus. It's like, oh, yeah. I like the ones that are like, this one's a blender.

Yeah. He's like a little pet. He runs around the house. He's a little blendy. Yeah. I think if a car actually transformed, it'd be like 10 feet tall. Yeah, that's fair. But again, Bumblebee is a Camaro.

Pretty small car. And Bumblebee feels huge. but 10 feet tall and bulky i feel like no you can't you can't no it wouldn't be bulky but i think you'd definitely it could be 10 feet tall if it was chody then it could be like six feet seven feet tall it would be really weird seeing a chody like same height as danny transformer i mean it's not a transformer what is this i mean if you just put a car or balance it on the on its like stand it up and open its doors that's a little it's a little transformer a little transformer no you're right you're right and you just need a little head and that would probably

be you know 10 feet tall the car is 10 feet long yeah oh maybe you're right because then you add legs to it 12 feet no yeah that makes sense you're telling me the people you're talking michael bay didn't do the scientific measurements of optimus or something i don't think he cares like that you know i don't think he cares i thought michael bay's whole thing was like it goes boom man rock and roll yeah no i feel like you could sit down with a scientist and a mechanic so like hey make a how many parts what are we doing here what is the budget here no i don't mean actually make one scientist and a mechanic i mean actually first of all first of all movie budgets 250 million dollars where is that even going what what what costs that much the bridge

he's exploding a lot of it's like oh yeah we paid shia labeouf 50 million to be in this movie and that's part of the budget i feel like they stopped doing that and they start doing percentages off the revenue anyway that's how they're getting paid so much yeah then they probably just estimate that into the budget maybe i don't know they in movie budgets and tv show budgets they're definitely including uh cast uh well isn't it salaries or whatever they'd also they don't count the marketing budget that's a whole separate that's a whole separate thing which so weird so when you look up the budget for a movie and it says 250 million it's really about 450 yeah there's all the marketing they say like pretty rule of thumb they say double it and that's yeah there was

marketing it wasn't um yeah dad marketing it's reverse dad prices i said dad but yeah i i know i i think that does make sense though actually because like if you're if you release your movie you make your movie and then you start marketing it the budget isn't like it's not like it's going up the movie's already made like are you gonna add to the budget as you continue to market it But the point is that if he released it for $250 million and it makes $250 million, you lost a fuck ton of money. That's true. Which you would, I guess, you know, at first you would think you'd break even. Right, and I'm sure for the metrics, that's why they do it, really.

Wasn't Avatar, the new Avatar, it broke even at $800 million or something? It's like, what are we doing? Well, that's because he remade water physics. That man is obsessed with water. And the Titanic. Now that we know. And the Titanic, yeah. He's obsessed with water.

I will never forget watching that interview he gave where he was like, you could basically do this with your iPhone, but the water will be real. It's like, well, why don't you do it? Then do it. Oh, I was like, what are you talking about? They spent so much money trying to design how water works.

And they did it, though. And they did do it. And it's a beautiful movie. Well, the thing is now, whatever company they made to create those gives it off to other people and they license it and they make money in the back end anyway no that's true he's just pushing the techniques that they use or the actual code

or whatever yeah the software that's true you make money everywhere make money yeah you'd be surprised man the ways that you can monetize your business and things you didn't in ways you didn't think okay the movie breaks even and then the technology you essentially created to make the movie is now patented and sold off and billions royalties for a hundred years yeah we're talking about james cameron by the way i think james cameron yes yes he's obsessed with water beyond the Titanic he also went to the Mariana Trench alone by the way yeah he's just obsessed with water oh man I would I would love to be the guy at the party where oh this is my friend James Cameron you know my friend has a question about

a deep-sea travel and just walk away true hours drilled them oh you ever see somebody walk into that trap yeah that person my dad everybody knows that person my dad does it to people all the time I've done it to Antonio but it's his fault yeah because this guy's talking to me he's chatting me up and i'm like okay i know how to get out of this i'm gonna buy him a beer say cheers walk away so i order the beer i'm waiting antonio says i've been here for 15 minutes stuck antonio comes over to try to help to try to save me it was like what's going on here and then my beer comes out i went here you go cheers man walked away and antonio's just stuck there you interrupted my plan he swapped me out

JT was talking to this man Indiana Jones he really did with Antonio maybe talking to this guy for 25 minutes and I was sitting at the table like okay

well maybe not oh no and then I and he's taking shots with him at some point I'm like okay something's going on

as soon as soon as I top I top as soon as I top JT off as soon as I tap JT on the back JT goes oh hey you see who it is

walks away bad person he did the little swap he did the little swap my plan was gonna go off with or without you yeah and you could have dragged me with you

you could have said come on we're going to the dining table fair but you left me you left me to die there's so many ways at a party though

to exit a conversation really? just bathroom I just do the bathroom bathroom oh I need another drink you just made a full one I need another

grimace shake stop I'm grimacing I'm grimacing for a grimace birthday shake now you gotta down the whole drink just to get out of this

completely awful conversation after you're 20. I'm watching. I'm observing. I would love another Grimace shake. Oh, God. He's Grimacing. Oh, he's Grimacing.

I would love another one, though. He's going to Grimace everywhere. I'm going to go back and get another one of these. We're not sponsored by Grimace, by the way. He's our friend. One more time. He's our friend. Oh, okay.

We'll never have sponsors because you know why? Because all the companies will realize they have to do is get Danny to like it, and they'll get all the sponsorship they need from us. I know. No, no, no. Not a good thing. Not a good thing.

Don't these companies see how much I blow the companies I love already? True. You would think, like, the other company's not getting blown. We want to get some blow. If fucking Jersey Mike sponsored me, I would wrap my car. Around the pole. I love it so much. I'm saying with sub sandwiches.

You'd just crash into a pole. some sandwiches and discount codes everywhere i would i would be i would be the sandwich seller all that and what they offer you is of any free sandwich a day oh easy take it no absolutely yeah take it that's pretty that's pretty good right that's a pretty good deal forever until the wrap comes off the car i mean yeah i'm fucking i'm fucking oh my god i'm taking that yeah you wrap your car we're all we're just gonna be the jersey mike's house jersey mike's fair enough i mean i Can I do, like, two a day and I go every two days so I don't have to drive there every single day?

Like, I'll have one for today, one for tomorrow. Now you're getting greedy. No, you got to go there every day. You are getting greedy. How is that greedy? It's the same amount of sandwiches. He's getting way too greedy. Yeah, but the cook has to spend double as long on one day.

And he doesn't have to spend any time on another day. Yeah, no, but he takes off that day. In fact, I think it's quicker to make two sandwiches at once than it is to make one sandwich and then the next day make another sandwich. I think there's less time involved. Wouldn't it be the same? all the ingredients are already out and you're already ready and you're already okay turkey

turkey lettuce lettuce tomato tomato like that's easier than that's quicker you know i thought the same thing when you used to have homework and you had to write a whole sentence 400 times for some reason did you do the whole sentence and then the whole sentence or did you did word yeah like the the the two two two two i don't know if it's faster i can't remember but if we're talking about okay you did half of it in the morning half in in the evening and both times you had to get your backpack open this out go sharpen a pencil do this then think about all that you have to do all that twice instead of doing it once you brought it back to the sandwiches i did i did sandwich you successfully brought it back to the sandwiches yeah i was also i would give any

sandwich i didn't eat that day i would give away you know relax no you wouldn't yeah i would i would eat it tomorrow no no no any any any day i didn't feel like a sandwich i would certainly give sandwich away to someone to need. That those in that amount of days would be zero ish. A number close to zero. A number close to zero. But there will definitely be a day where I'm like, I'm not feeling a sandwich. And then another person can enjoy my sandwich. There's no way. I feel like... What do you mean no way? Present Danny. Why do you think I'm such a... I'm a giving man. I know you give a lot. You give many things. I give. I'm just saying I think present Dan with this sandwich doesn't want will think that the person to need is future Dan and he'll just put

it in his fridge and eat it later no sandwiches I'm not a big saver sandwiches I haven't seen you save anything exactly I'm not a saver I don't want to eat a sandwich that's been first of all Jersey Mike's one of the best thing is Mike's way it's called the juice it's all it's I think it's just olive oil like balsamic vinaigrette oh but it's juice like they fucking juice it up they have two fucking things and they go oh my god and that makes the bread like wet and delicious but because of that it cannot be it's not an overnight sandwich yeah can't save what doesn't hold well it does not hold though can't save wet bread so i'm i'm fine giving my sandwich

away really you should give away your sandwich coupons they can order what they want oh fuck off this is this is like beggars can't be choosers first of all i'm sorry i'm sorry first of all I don't want Mike to have his way with my sandwich. That's all I'm saying. I'm vegetarian. I know better than him. He should be getting a Club Supreme, this theoretical homeless man. I don't understand.

Or woman. Or woman. Everybody can be homeless. It's not a competition. But no, you should be getting the number nine Club Supreme with jalapenos on rosemary bread. Rosemary bread sounds terrible. Rosemary Parmesan bread. there we go now we're getting on the gluten-free bread that's what i that's why i knew it was all

about him the whole time you can't have it on the gluten-free beds if you want it to be worse all right well i guess we'll end it there jt tell him where to find you let's go you can find me on instagram at the j balls what oh oh my god what is happening I don't feel good. What the hell is happening? Happy birthday! He's shaking! He's shaking!

Okay, well, JT, you told him already, right? I'm shaking right now. You can find me at AntPrisco, and you can find me at AntPrisco.