Picky Boys Podcast - Trying To Get Ant FIRED! - Picky Boys Podcast #445
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Welcome back to the...
You're supposed to come in.
Oh, hey, oh.
You want to hear my Joe Senagano impression?
We had a whole plan.
It was a whole thing.
I'm not going to lie, that threw me for a loop.
I was just out of it.
I saw Frankie, the real Frankie for a second, in you.
That was crazy.
Wait, wait.
Is anybody going to intro the pod?
He says to do it.
He's not doing it.
Welcome back to the basement.
No, no.
Wait, what?
Wait, still the picky boys.
What's up, Joey?
Oh!
Frankie, what are you, uh, what are you drinking there, by the way?
This is my piss bottle.
This is Frankie's voice?
This was, this was a mistake.
Shut the fuck up, Antonio.
That was good.
That was accurate.
Oh, this is going to be, this is going to be a mistake.
This is, this is, this is.
This is, you're the Venn diagram of our podcasts.
You know that, right?
I'm the middle.
We, so obviously, if you don't know, JT is Joe Sanagato.
I am Frank Alvarez.
This is the basement yard.
And Antonio is himself.
Antonio.
But are you that Antonio or this?
Are you aunt or Antonio?
That's the question.
It more depends on you guys, I think.
Well.
I like the, the, the, they sell these, by the way.
The other podcast sells them.
So if you want to grab them,
might as well give that plug,
they let us use it.
Shana,
shena, shop,
Sanagadoadoos.com.
Sanagos Studios.com.
I thought you were saying Shana.
I thought you were making another joke.
No, no, no.
In Sanagado Studios.
com.
Yeah.
Greg told me that.
He told me not to fuck it up.
So we got a hot dog.
You're shaking, by the way.
Okay.
He does that.
He does that.
This is a 97% lower accurate Frank Alvarez.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
The hat is four sizes too small.
That is true.
It is a fitted hat.
Frankie's head is so big.
Frankie's head is so big.
Thank you, yes.
Is he also a Jets fan?
Yes, that is?
Yankees Jets.
Or a non-branded football jersey.
No, this is a jet jersey.
Oh, that's a real...
Yeah, look at it.
Oh.
They sell it, though?
I'm confused.
No, this isn't part of the caution.
Oh, my God.
To be fair, JT wasn't here during the assembly part.
That's true.
That's true.
JT's even got his phone.
Look at the phone.
I know.
Antonio, you're fired.
Antonio, go fucking post a video, go post a clip, and then you're fired after.
Joe, congratulations on your new Hot One show.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
I'm working with all these big guests.
Has it impacted your asshole yet?
What the fuck was...
Well, I mean, it's a Hot One show.
It's a hot show.
That's a good question.
Did you talk to him about that?
About his asshole?
Yeah.
Not yet.
Maybe soon.
I think it's a good conversation starter.
That's true.
I would agree, so.
Yeah.
You got anything to ask him?
Um, so what the, the piss bottle.
Can we go back to that for a sec?
Uh, yeah.
Now, is it, some bottles, I guess.
Is it like nuclear waste or it's toxic?
It's a biohazard.
Okay, biohazard, right, right.
This is the piss bottle.
You chug that piss right now.
I'll chug this piss right now.
I will chug this piss right now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Sorry, it's a little pissy.
I didn't expect him to do that bit.
I also heard the river of water hit the ground.
No, no.
I heard it.
I absolutely heard it hit the ground.
Did it get rid of my beard?
No, not at all.
Is that Sharpie?
Because why didn't it go away?
I thought it was dry erase marker, but, you know, Toot-a-Loo.
He's still holding the hot dog.
Oh, my God, it's over the grass.
Just piss on the ground?
There's nothing.
Grass. No, actually my socks
totally dry. Impossible.
Look at your failure. I'm telling you, I got
all of my junk. You have to do
the rest of the podcast now. And two
of them, actually. Two of them, yeah, with
a wet t-shirt.
It's more in my pants, honestly. That's worse.
Yeah.
All right, well, I'm not sure
how much longer that bit could go on.
I'm not sure how much longer you'll
have a job. I don't know how they're going to feel
about this. No, they'll be fine. They'll be
fine. Yeah. What about
I feel like this is kind of making fun of him.
What does this say?
It says, my shirt says,
overpriced super trendy t-shirt.
Overpriced super trendy t-shirt.
I don't think any of this stuff is not making fun of them.
Well, this is just,
there's just a phone.
It's just loves hot dogs.
Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, like, in general,
it's a cost.
I mean, that's a full piss bottle.
This is a piss.
The piss bottle is making fun of the pissing in the bottles,
which I'm a fellow bottle pisser.
So, I am as well.
So me and Frank overlap there.
When's the last time you piss in a bottle?
December 2018.
All right, that's made of.
It's probably pretty close.
I was stuck in Manhattan looking for parking.
Couldn't find it, and I just had to go so bad.
Oh, the last time was when I said this like a year ago,
the cleaning ladies were over and I was afraid to use the bathroom.
Why were you afraid to use the bathroom?
Well, they were cleaning the bathroom.
You could go like down here or something?
There's three floors.
Your floor was locked and I just didn't want it.
It was just easier.
It was just easier to piss in the bottle.
Fair enough.
Did you forget the bottle was in there?
No, no, no.
I dispose of the bottle promptly.
As soon as they left, you got rid of the bottle?
Is this the one you accidentally drank later?
No, no, no, no.
I drank hand sanitizer by accident.
It was, no, it was like body wash, not hand sanitizer.
Wait, how did you dispose of the piss after?
I went to the bathroom and pretended like I was pissing, and I poured the bottle.
You poured a really slow stream into the toilet.
Yes, basically.
Because they were outside of the bathroom.
Wait, they'd left at this point
You were just home by your...
So this was the cover for
So me and him wouldn't know
Why didn't know?
Why'd you do it if you were all alone?
What did you mean?
No, no.
What are you talking?
What are you talking about?
Why did you pretend to pee?
Why did you pretend to pee?
Well, I had to pour into the bathroom.
Yeah.
Because I didn't want to pour in the sink.
That's gross.
No, of course.
First of all, obviously, yes.
Good job.
Why did you pour it in and pretend to piss?
Like you were pissing.
I don't know.
Like any of us would care.
It just felt right.
I also didn't want to like, you ever like pour something out too quickly and then like splashes everywhere.
Yeah.
So I was handling some a piss.
Did you hold it like you were pissing?
Uh, I wish.
That's what I felt like.
It was, uh, it's too big, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
He couldn't do the normal two finger method.
Exactly.
I was thinking about, I don't know if I did or not.
I think I might have.
This is a full crime, so maybe not that one.
But I, I peed in a car fairly recently.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not a crime.
You're right.
You said it was a full crime.
I'll leave it there.
Not a crime.
I mean, I think it is a crime still.
Was it like after a bank robbery?
Why was it a crime?
Well, no, the other thing would be a crime.
I feel like because...
Was it by a school?
No, I wasn't by a school.
I wouldn't peeve by a school.
Even though I peed by a school many a times when I was younger.
They sell car toilets to piss in.
Whoa.
What does that mean?
It's basically just like a funnel and like a repository and you just like piss into it.
It's for like long.
road trips, emergencies.
They have a woman's one too.
That is just a wider funnel.
That makes more sense.
I feel like they shouldn't be promoting
pissing while driving.
You're not supposed to do it while you're driving.
Wait, doesn't connect the driver's seat?
No, you're supposed to do it while you're in the passenger seat.
Like, oh, I can't.
We're in traffic.
There's nowhere to go pee.
So I have to get out of the car?
No.
Only the passenger could pee.
Yeah, you just whip it out.
Wait, now.
Or just be parked.
Like, I think this.
This sounds like maybe a van life type deal.
It could be for van life as well.
But I thought vans have toilets.
Some of them do.
The good ones.
Do you ever go into,
you ever pee on an airplane and then it shook you?
It shook me?
You know, like the turbulence of a get- Your?
No, not.
Actually, not, no.
I actually don't remember the last time I've peed on a plane.
Oh, I pee every, you have to.
Aren't you flying like every week right now?
I am.
How are you not pissing all over the air?
Well, I'm like an adult.
I pee before, and then I could wait like an hour or two or three,
and then I pee.
after.
But it's like a reward.
It's like your one break on the plane where you can like be alone and just be like,
oh.
You're not ripping like wines on the,
on the flight?
Maybe a jack and diet Coke here and there.
But the flights aren't that long.
Even if I don't have to,
I mean,
I always will do have to pee.
But even if I don't have to pee,
I'll go to the bathroom,
sit down and just like scroll on TikTok.
Wait, what?
I'll just,
I use it as like a little like,
like,
I use it as like a three minute,
like five, three to five minute,
personal break.
So on the airplane,
you get up,
you go to the bathroom,
you sit on the toilet,
just to sit and scroll on TikTok.
Yeah,
just to be alone.
But you're already sitting at the seat.
You're not sitting at the seat.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I'm already sitting at the seat.
What's the difference?
Yeah, yeah, so what's the difference?
Yeah, exactly.
You said it.
You said it.
Oh, because nobody's like looking at me
and like, nobody's like next to me.
I'm like, I don't know, I can just like...
It's like 150 people have to use that bathroom.
Oh, please.
You're just taking a time.
You're taking a time slot just to sit on the toilet?
Okay, so what...
Also, how are you scrolling on your phone?
You're in the air.
First of all, airplanes have great Wi-Fi nowadays.
And I would usually...
I usually are peeing, too.
I'm just sitting while I'm peeing.
I can't stand in these air...
The cabins are too small.
That's true.
They hunch over, like the side of the plane.
You have to sit to piss, honestly.
Because like you're saying with the turbulence and everything, it's...
Yeah, but I feel like I like risking getting tossed around.
Oh.
Dude, I'm getting...
slammed into walls.
That's what I was asking.
Well, I guess because...
You're the bad guy.
It's like the walls are falling in.
How am I the bad guy?
You are taking up at times
like you're not even going to the bathroom.
You are willingly and basically
accepting your fate that you might
get shaken around and piss all over
the bathroom cabin.
First of all, I'm not pissing up.
It'll just, I could like adjust.
I got a good hand.
My hands like on a gyroof sphere.
Oh, like a chicken.
That's what your penis is like when you pee.
Oh yeah, like chicken's head.
Yeah, doesn't move.
Oh yeah.
You ever see someone who's a chicken like that?
I've never touched a chicken
That's that's so on brand
Hmm explain
No I'm just like
Antonio is like Antonio like nature and animals don't exactly mix
He's right about that
That's fine ask him when last time he touched a chicken
I don't know the last time but I definitely
No no you weren't asked yet
Ask him
Danny I have a question
Yes
Sorry Frankie I have a question
When was the last time you touched your chicken
Uh
I'm not exactly sure
But I've definitely touched chickens
I've held chickens
He's not you're not allowed to
just say that, right?
It's like, because I'll say it.
It's like, yeah, I don't remember when,
but I know at some point I've definitely touched a chicken.
Yeah.
Don't say yes to that.
Don't say yes to that.
What context?
You're at a farm?
Yeah, you're at a farm.
They have them at petting zoo sometimes.
Danny was afraid.
Danny, because he didn't want to get stung by bees,
pretended to be afraid of bees.
Yes.
He was afraid of thunder, not lightning, the thunder.
We're telling me he touched a chicken as a child.
No, he didn't.
I did.
And some chickens are nice.
Lots of them are mean.
See, now he knows the temperament of the chicken.
Now I'm starting to believe him.
What about a wild turkey?
You know what's weird?
Definitely would not touch a wild turkey.
Speaking of wild turkey, I know I'm the one that said it.
We were, I don't know, one of the North, South Carolina, just wild turkey's about.
Like on the sidewalk in the street, they're giant birds.
Yeah.
How does that work?
How are they just wild turkeys about?
I don't know how they survive because they're big.
They're big, they're meaty.
What are they eating?
They're delicious.
and they can't like fly really.
I think they can get a little bit going,
like a glide maybe.
I saw like four.
Yeah, I mean,
there's just like lots of animals
on Earth roaming around.
Yo, I hate when you talk this way.
What?
I hate when you talk about.
If you have a rudimentary understanding of biology,
I hate when you talk about.
You're talking like you know everything.
You're drinking out of pissbox.
Look at your shirt.
You spilled water all over yourself.
I'm not talking like I know everything,
but it's just like there are there are turkeys about.
There are turkeys about.
It's like seeing a tiger on.
the sidewalks. Like, someone should take care of it.
No. You lost me. No, no. You know what I'm saying?
Turkey. So the tiger? Oh my God. I'll go
to a smaller cat. It's like a
like a mountain lion. You know, it's weird.
They're out there. They're out there. Pretty much the same thing.
No, they're not the same. One's on a mountain. One's in a jungle.
The comparison to a turkey is pretty similar.
I'm saying it's an animal that's out there that feels like it shouldn't be out there.
Someone should take care of it. What is what is that? You want people to just kill them all?
Well, I didn't say that. That's what that means.
No, it's like maybe shoe them somewhere else. Go somewhere else. Put them on a farm.
We, you know.
Send them to the houses that they all have for Thanksgiving.
I don't even know if we eat wild turkeys.
I don't know if they're different from turkey turkeys.
You're pisses everywhere.
I saw that coming out.
It's pissing.
I think, I get what you're saying because all the other animals we eat,
you're not going to find them walking around, right?
You're not going to find cows, chickens.
There are chickens that walk around.
In farms.
Yeah, but there's sometimes.
It's not really wild chickens.
When have you seen a chicken?
Have you seen a wild chicken?
When have you seen a chicken?
When have you seen a chicken?
Which chickens crossroads?
It's a good point.
The ones that want to get to the other side.
That's good point.
Okay.
So where, they're not on a farm.
Oh.
Okay.
So the answer is you've never seen a chicken, right?
You've never seen one.
Probably not a wild chicken, I guess.
What?
It's probably not a wild chicken, I guess.
Although I'm sure there are wild chickens just about.
No, I don't, I don't think there are.
I think there are.
I feel like they've been domesticated.
That's why they're like chickens.
Dude, any, have you seen chickens in the factory farms?
Dude, they can't even walk.
I don't think those things are walking around in the,
wild.
Yeah, but there's like a million different kinds of chicken.
That's probably true.
And also there's, there's, there's, there's, there's wild versions of all kinds of animals.
Wild horses.
There's wild, like, yeah.
Horses.
There's not, like, yeah.
Horses not, there's not, it's fake.
That's not true.
It's fake.
I saw them.
It's not true.
I saw them.
It's not true.
I'm telling you.
The animal expert.
I'm telling you.
Dr. Doolittle over there.
There are wild horses.
I went and saw the wild horses in Maryland.
You know what they do in the winter?
first of all, the vets come and check up on the wild horses and give him appointments.
No other wild animal gets at.
And in the winter, they take them, round them all up, and bring them somewhere warmer.
That's not a wild animal.
I didn't know.
Well, that I didn't know, but I do...
J.G, ask him when he's seen a wild horse.
Just ask him.
When have he seen a wild horse, Frankie?
I don't know.
But I know...
But wild horses exist.
He's saying no.
And he's seen them.
I do like horses, though.
You ever rid of horse?
No, there's no way.
you've ridden a horse.
What's that about?
There's no way you've ridden a horse.
You've ridden a horse?
Of course twice.
A horse is a horse.
I've never ridden one.
What?
Really?
That's what I'm surprised by?
Oh, like Cowboy JT.
is surprising?
I'm just surprised.
Why is that surprising that?
Like, well, I can't even think of an opportunity I had to ride one.
I don't know.
You just seem like a, you just seem like a, as a kid.
No, as a kid, it seems like something like your family would have done.
Like, oh, we're all going to ride horses or something.
I don't know.
Nah, I mean.
Does that seem like something his family will do?
I don't know.
He's not wrong because my cousin at a birthday party had a pony that everyone was riding.
But I was a little, my little cousin.
I was a little old for that by then.
Also, ponies only like, yeah, a pony doesn't get on.
I probably would have.
I didn't ride a pony.
You rode a horse.
Twice, yes.
I just, you getting on a horse sounds so unlike you.
It's really scary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then you realized, like, these horses.
Nope, I did ride a horse.
Never mind.
I sat on it for two minutes for pictures.
Does that count?
It didn't move.
So you mounted a horse.
You did not ride a horse.
I mounted a horse.
Thank you.
Sure.
But yeah, no, it's scary, but then you realize, like, we're like a, you know, we're like a tiny backpack to these things.
Like, they are not, like, you know, trembling under the weight.
Did you, like, go, was there a person holding you the entire time, like a thing?
No.
Free-range horse.
Well, it's like, it's like horse riding, like, not class, but, like, experience.
So everybody gets on their horse, and there's a main guy on the main horse, and all.
all the horses follow them around the loop.
And eventually you start to do a little gallop.
That's really scary.
Do you jump something?
That's really, no, no.
No, no.
And then one of the guys in our group got bucked off.
He didn't.
The horse didn't like him.
And so after that, the atmosphere was very tense because the guy said the horses can now, like,
sense that everybody's afraid.
And so we all went back.
Got off the horse.
Honestly, that's a really easy way to cut the experience short.
It's like, you know, I'm feeling the,
The vibes in the air is not quite right.
Let's just go back if your party's just annoying.
The horse can tell if you're afraid.
I'm surprised that it even took you then.
That's true.
I don't know.
It was someone nice to be one with the horse.
What color?
It was a brown horse.
Eh, boring.
Okay.
It's a normal horse.
I want to see you ride a horse.
Patreon goal!
No!
No!
Yes.
Speaking of Patreon, good job, Danny.
Frankie.
Pumba.
I mean boss.
Patreon.
slash the picky boys.
Shout out to those guys
are doing great stuff on Patreon.
31 days of October
a video every single day.
We don't do that.
You're making it confusing
between character.
You're floating in between, Danny.
We are one.
Picky Boys Patreon.com.
No.
No.
No. So picky boys, pageon.com.
He didn't let me finish slash picky boys.
I'm making sure.
What the hell kind of way is that to say?
That's a picky boys.
Boys what? He's going, he's floating in between patrons.
Now I go to pickieboys.com slash Patreon
or wherever he said.
Patreon.com slash Pinky Boys.
Yeah.
Video every day.
It sounds like you said Pinky.
Video every day in October,
lots of costumes, lots of fun.
We passed 2400 patrons.
Woo.
Sheesh.
I said it again.
I'll say it last.
I'll say it again.
At 2,500 patrons, if we hit it before the end of October,
I want to do a $1,000 giveaway in Patreon.
Back to the patrons.
I want to do it.
I want to do that.
I want to do that.
That'd be wild
Yeah, we also got a video coming up for that, I think
What's that mean?
2,500 patrons
Oh yeah, I mean, once we hit it, we'll figure that out
I have this really shitty game here
That
Huh
I don't want to do, so I also have red flags
What's wrong with the game?
It's just, it's ass
You know, how hard is it to make a game?
Ash Joe over here
Oh, true
Honestly, Greg, did all the work, I don't know
They might watch.
I won't go, let me ask about it.
All right. How about you ask this, and we will answer as Frank and Joe.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Frankie.
Yes.
What's the worst situation to say the phrase, someone's acting silly today?
I think that's a great phrase to say, just in general.
I don't think there is a worse scenario.
Oh, you're just not going to do it.
I think he would just make one up.
Say the question again?
You didn't hear me, did you?
You were just thinking about what you were going to say.
Got it.
What's the worst situation to say this phrase?
Someone's acting silly today.
You probably wouldn't want to say it to your wife.
I wouldn't say it to my wife.
I love my wife.
And I would never call her silly.
What?
I hope every...
People have to know who these people are.
I hope.
You're a champion of woman.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I've been called that.
J.T., do you want to answer?
Who's J.T?
Oh, that guy?
The weird picky boys guy?
Yeah, yeah.
What's the worst situation to say the phrase, someone's acting silly today?
If someone just slipped into a coma?
Like, I don't know.
That feels pretty inappropriate.
That's correct.
And for some reason, that feels worse than saying it after someone dies.
I mean, at a funeral, when they're up there, like, you know, like that.
Like someone's acting silly today.
Yes.
That wouldn't be great.
That wouldn't be.
Whichever one you want to be.
What's the horniest ice cream flavor?
Ooh.
I have an answer.
Probably the 2003 Spider-Man tie-in.
That's Ben and Jerry's tie-in.
Ice cream flavor.
I think it was 2002.
Shut up, Antonio.
Shut the fuck up!
Which have you
Rocky Road
Oh, that's not sexy
Oh wait, was the question sexy
Horny, sorry
Hornyest
That's different answer, different answer
That's not horny
It just feels horny
You're more like a rock hard road
Yeah, exactly
Stick it like a salted caramel
Oh
No?
I don't even like salt on my desserts
You like salt on your desserts?
He has not
Loosin the grip on that hot
Yeah
A sea salt flick on top of a
chocolate chip cookie can elevate
a little bit. But it can't be too much. Too much.
It can't be too much. No, it doesn't elevate it at all. It sucks cheese. I'm not a
fan. Like, what about chalk covered pretzels?
Not a fan either.
Yeah. I don't like the salty and sweet thing.
I mean, salt chocolate covered pretzels
are the best kind of pretzel.
No, Antian's hot, buttery, soft but cheese dip
pepperoni style with the cheese and the
pepperoni on top. Pizza style,
I mean. Wait, you're putting cheese
and pepperoni on your pretzel?
Anteans has a pizza pretzel. Yeah, it's got cheese and pepperoni.
Yo, if you're going to Antianans, the best one is the cinnamon pretzel with like the caramel.
That's a dessert. Yeah, but it's a pretzel and it's the best one.
I just told you, I don't like salty and sweet.
Yeah, that definitely has a little bit of salt on it.
No, there's no salt.
You don't have salt on your pretzel now?
Now you're breaking the number one pretzel rule.
There is no salt on that thing.
It's like, there's no salt.
Well, now you have an unsalted pretzel.
Who the hell eats that?
No, also probably chocolate is a good answer here, because isn't a chocolate, an aphrodisiac?
With oysters or clams or muscles?
I revisited oysters the other day
Revisited
Yeah
Still suck
Oh oysters are so good
I cut it in half
It was so big
And I had two halves of an oyster
Oh my god
Yeah I wasn't good
I don't believe any of that
Aphrodisiac stuff
This guy's never been horny
There's no there's no way
After slurping 45 of those oysters
You're like
Well I just want to fuck now
There's no way
Make love
First of all isn't it like a chemical thing
I'm pretty sure this is science
Is this Danny or?
Frankie right now.
Just like,
both of us.
I'm pretty sure it's all fake.
It's all made up.
Is it because the oyster
is a little punji?
What?
The texture?
Describe punji?
Well, Danny wouldn't know it.
No, Danny wouldn't know what.
Frankie would, though.
Well, brother, I
suck oysters down.
So, so
even though I know what joke you're making,
I bet if
the shoe was on the other foot, I'd be
sucking
all kinds of things.
You already are?
I'd be slurping and licking.
Okay.
Let's not Patreon.
That's what I'd bet.
That's what I'd bet.
You can bet that all you want.
The last food you got delivered
is the new nickname of your
You know what.
What is it?
It would be the snack wrap.
That's actually, that's a great one.
That's pretty good. Yeah, I like that.
That's pretty good.
You had a snack wrap?
No, Antonio, I had a fucking, I had a brisket.
Of course.
I just answered the question.
course I had a snack wrap.
I didn't know if you were making it up and you forgot the question.
No, a snack wrap.
Yeah, I had a snack wrap.
It was delicious.
What about you?
What's the last food you got delivered?
What's your, what's your, you know?
I guess it would be the falafel, which feels just like cultural appropriation.
If I called my, if I called my penis that.
My peon and my peed.
My weiner.
Dude, that thing's not going anywhere, Danny.
Sorry, Frankie.
No.
I keep this locked a little.
Does the weaner come out?
No.
Oh.
It's not supposed to.
Oh.
A little bit
It's not supposed to
Damn, it really fucked around
We honestly
We played with it
Too much at the studio
Where it just started breaking
It's really fun
It's like a squishy toy
Smell it
Yeah, I don't know
I just wanted to see if you would smell it
If I told you to
Got them
Okay
This guy
I got a bagel with cream cheese
Delivered
I feel like that's not a really good
One for me
Yeah
Bagel with cream cheese
What about orange juice
Is that good
No
Maybe say bagel with shmere
No that sounds disgusting
Well, I like the snack wrap. Good job. You win.
Thank you.
And then that's really it.
Time for a round of shots.
Ooh, shot, shot, shot, shot.
They wouldn't take shots.
But the bar only has condiments left.
What condiment are you throwing back?
Fucking mustard. I'm fucking hate mustard.
Oh.
You forgot he hated mustard.
Why would he be throwing it back then?
Oh, I don't even at the bartender.
I'm throwing the mustard back at the bartender.
You're taking a shot of a condiment, right?
Oh, you're saying throw it back.
Oh, my God, okay.
Then in that case, my favorite condiment is ketchup.
Why'd you sing it?
I know.
All I know is that I hate mustard.
What about as Danny?
Chipotle mail.
What bar is going to have that?
If I'm doing an actual shot, I also, I want something more liquid.
Like, I'll do hot sauce.
Whoa.
Dude.
Just pure.
It's hot, it's hot, like, viscous.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, barbecue sauce.
Even thicker.
It's even thicker.
It depends on the barbecue sauce, but.
What are you doing wet-ass barbecue sauce?
Yeah.
What about ranch?
Some ranch is wet.
No, no.
Ranch, I think it's the same as Chbully Mayo, for the most part.
Some are more liquidy.
You know, dude, a wing stop ranch, that's water.
It's just water.
Yeah, but that one, it couldn't even tell a difference between that in blue cheese.
They both smelled the same to me.
They both did smell the same.
So I don't even, I don't trust that one.
Also, last one here.
Okay.
You're a jaded rock star.
Hell yeah, brother.
What three things are you demanding in every dressing room?
What's on your rider?
What would be on your rider?
Am I Frankie or?
No, I know it's on Frankie's writer.
It's like Oolong tea and like Skittles.
I don't forget the one-to-one replica of Thanos.
Wait, do you have a writer?
Yeah, I have a writer.
Oh, wait, what's on your actual writer?
Let's not be theoretical.
It's sugar-free red bowls.
Okay.
Can I guess the next
Are you limited to a certain number of things?
No, you get whatever you want, but that's be reasonable.
Let's see if we can guess him.
I don't, there's not many, I don't think there's anything really low.
Sugar-free Red Bulls.
Can you request alcohol or do not do that?
Yeah, you good.
Jameson.
No, that's not true.
Do you get a weed drink?
Me?
Yeah.
No.
Oh, I think you drink those.
Why would I do that?
This would go out of state?
No.
Probably a terrible idea.
If you went out of stage, if you were going to go on stage, would you drink
weed drinks?
No, I wouldn't drink it ever.
probably the cotton swabs
oh for your ears yeah
yes actually I did want to put that out now it's the straws
I also have straws oh I gotta have two straws
straws and cups they have tequila on it at
on all of them so is that pretty much it
or do you have anything else I think that's it for me
and then there's like general stuff like nail clippers and toothpaste and
stuff but sometimes you got lotion
takes a loach up before you go out no I don't loach up
but mine is just like just the red the sugar free rebels are important for a little
kick before I go out there.
And so I'll do tequila red bull, sugar fruit.
Yeah, for sure. I would do
some kind of energy drink, probably like White Monster.
I'm doing Red Bulls and White Monsters?
Well, listen, you're doing your thing?
Just do the sugar-free Red Bulls.
Yeah, but the sugar-free Red Bulls, at least do the Peach
Edition. So much better.
All right, what would be the other ones?
All right, fine, white monster, it's on it. That's easy.
Okay, White Monster.
Oh, what I did suggest, sorry, I cut you off right there.
A Switch 2 in every green room,
but then I didn't know,
is what I learned this
tour series
that your writer
you pay for all that
it comes out of pocket
so technically what I
accidentally asked them to do
was buy a Nintendo Switch
every single time
show
and as soon as I said
I was like you know what
I'll just bring it
I'll just bring it
I'll just bring it
I also didn't know
that you paid for your writer
I guess that makes
it makes total sense actually
what about you Jay Cth
Monster Rehab
we can't have
iced tea and lemonade
it's iced tea lemonade
it's delicious
energy drink
and baked ruffles
I think that's it. That's all I need.
Okay.
Maybe like vodka.
Sure.
Sure.
I mean, that compares well with mine.
Maybe like a stain stick.
Okay.
It's like the general like toiletry stuff.
We got to get some toiletries involved in here.
It's general toiletry stuff, sure.
Yeah.
They do a charcutory board.
Well, most of the time it's just the ones you pack and they're pre in there.
Because there's a person going to get it.
They're not making a charcutory board.
Yeah. Okay.
And then there's some, like, healthy granola bars.
I suck.
I saw that that Mikey eats three bananas before every show.
I saw that, too.
I'll tell you what.
He does that very hidden.
He does it in the privacy of his own corner.
I saw that.
I know he houses nuts and bananas, so.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
Bad.
Bad.
My brother.
What are you going to...
All right, we probably have to get out of him.
He feels too nice to be the recipient of these jokes.
All right.
Antonio set him up for that.
You did say nuts and bananas.
You said nuts and bananas.
You said nuts and bananas.
It's what he eats.
You're just setting him up, I'm just saying.
It's what he eats.
Well, I'm glad.
I'm hoping he didn't get you fired.
No, maybe not.
I mean, they're not going to see this.
You can find J.T.
The picky boys guy.
The J-Balls on Instagram.
Danny?
You can find Danny, the other podcast guy,
Danny is watching on Instagram.
And shout out his letterbox.
Danny underscored the video.
Because he loves movies and I love movies.
You can find me at Aunt Prisco.
Can't forget to follow.
The basement yard.
Yeah.
