Picky Boys Podcast - Trying To Guess Who's NOT High! - Picky Boys Podcast #420

Episode Date: April 19, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today the 420th episode of The Picky Boys Podcast, Antonio, Danny, Martin and JT each take a mystery, dose of edibles and spend the podcast trying to figure out who got what! There were 4 glasses, one with absolutely nothing, one with a low dose, one with a medium dose, and one with a high dose! Guess in the comments who you think got what, and stay to the end for the reveal! PICKY BOYS MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Martin - https://www.instagram.com/marcin_mierz/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Greetings, Earthlings! Welcome to the Picky Boys podcast number 420. We've got a very special podcast for you today. Antonio, tell them what we're doing. We have four drinks in front of us, all with various levels of, what's it called? The cannabinoid? What's it called? Cannabinoid. THC. THC. So, four drinks in front of us with different levels of THC, with also very different levels of partakers in the room.

True. That side of the table, look at them, right? So we've got four glasses here. We don't know, it's blind. We don't know what is in each one. One has zero milligrams, one has 10,

one has 20, and one has 30. Not enough. And before you in the comments, like, I do 100. Shush. Shush. I feel like this side of the table

does zero, really. You guys want the low. Bad. We want the high, probably. Can't you have them all? That would do something. like can you handle all yeah but what you could drink all of you it would be a little upsetting but well of course you can drink i'd probably go on i'd probably go on webmd sometimes if i

take too many edibles i go on webmd and i'm like oh my god i have arthritis and cancer i have arthritic cancer if i have too much like edibles and that's like i just fall asleep in random places right so i do that sober i feel the the tension and the nervousness of jt next yeah oh yeah now i'm not saying that i'm also not nervous this is one of the few times i for some reason i'm nervous it also perfectly lined that our 420th episode is the weekend of actual 420 okay and so we have these glasses on to not be able to see who is high and who got what yes exactly and at the end so basically we're gonna take this we're gonna film a video in between let it hit, then we're going to film the podcast, and at the end, we're all going to try to

guess who got what. Dude, I'm so nervous. Also, by the time you're watching this, the video that we were filming in the in-between would already be out on Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys. I'm hoping we could get that in before this hits. I don't know. I think so. I think so.

We'll definitely get it in. Who wants to do the honors? Which one has the highest? I don't know. I think if I pick first, I have the least chance to get the thing. I don't know if that's how that works. Is that how game show math works? I don't know if that's how that works.

This guy's fucking Monty Hall over here. Yeah, he's trying to Monty Hall this thing. He's trying to Rain Man this thing. I'm just going to take one. I don't think it matters. I feel like I don't know where they put it. I don't want the one closest to me. So I took this one.

And remember when you drink, cover the bottom. Oh, yeah, cover the bottom so we can't see. True. The answers are on the bottom. I'm going now? I guess so. We go clockwise. All right.

I'm going to be honest. This one's got bubbles. These two don't. The bubbles scare me. I don't even know if that means weed or not. Do you like bubbles? I can't see with these glasses. I'm just going to take this.

Oh, my God. Martin. I like bubbles. He's taking the bubbles. I like bubbles. I don't know what the bubbles mean. What do the bubbles mean? I think the bubbles would be safe.

I think you're wrong here. Bubbles are safe? Yeah, bubbles are safe, meaning zero. I fucked up. Uh-oh. Because it means you didn't dilute it with anything. Are we going to taste it? You shouldn't.

It is their Unflavored Weed Drop, shout out Heirloom, sponsored. Don't know. Well, thank you, though. But yeah. So we're just going to come to the bottom. So to be clear, we're going to drink these, hit pause, come back to this episode. Yes. All right.

Now, this is totally unflavored. I will not be able to tell how much or if there's weed in here. Listen, it's all up to you. You could also fake us out. If you want to try to fuck with people, you could say, I feel like I taste it. Maybe you didn't. I don't know. What is the prize of doing this?

There is no prize. There's no winning? The prize is theirs. All right. Ooh, it smells delicious. It does. It's also mango juice, so it should be pretty potent. All right.

Did I do everything I have to do today? No time like the present. Oh, please. All right, here we go. No turning back now. No turning back now. I can't tell if it's syrupy or not. Okay.

All right, so. Keep your, okay, yeah. Well, let's 100% taste weed. No, really? 100% Oh, no. Anyway, this is unflavored. You're not going to taste it.

That's what they say. Oh, no. All right. We'll be right back. I feel like I didn't taste anything. Well, maybe you didn't have anything in yours. I don't know. I don't know.

I definitely didn't taste anything. Bro, it's Is it mango juice? It even tastes like mangoes. What the hell is going on? It definitely tasted like mangoes. Maybe you got the thing. Did yours not taste like mangoes?

Not at all. JT got the 30. It's all over the place. No, I don't know. It's all over the place. And that'll be the cut. Joke's on you. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Can we do, before we do the cut, we should do, let's do a high five. Oh, yeah. This never works. It always works. All right, so we're going to wait a little bit, and we'll see you when we're high again. Or high for the first time. Here we go. No, you have to hold it.

Hey! We're back. And we might be high. One of us isn't. Maybe. JT might be. For those of you that haven't seen the Patreon video that we just filmed that came out Monday, it starts to bleed in. It starts to bleed in.

We tried to shoot the gap, the 40-minute gap. Well, what happened is we tried to trust Danny's time frame of gap, and that was our fault. On the bottle, it says a time between 15 minutes and two hours. It was 15 minutes. Yeah, for him it was 15 minutes. But I get that, but you then confidently saying, oh, you know what that means? Definitely 45 minutes. Well, I've had this before, and that definitely wasn't 15 minutes.

It's 15 minutes if you take it sublingually, which is like you leave it in your mouth under your tongue. Hmm. Bleeds into the... Effects of this product may be delayed by four or more hours. Four? That would be upsetting. That'd be upsetting. Imagine taking it and being like, oh, I didn't work.

And then you take more, and then four hours later, you're just like... And then you're driving, and then you're Tiger Woods. No, I think it has to say that just in case, because the 15 minutes to two hours span, you don't take more because it didn't hit. It does say that. Wait at least two hours before. Why did we trust them?

Because I'm pretty sure basically everybody who consumes weed or edibles at some point has done the, oh, these aren't shit, and then take more, and then all of a sudden, boom. Quaaludes. First time. First time I had a punch bar, I ate the whole thing. And I lost brain cells that day for sure.

Dude, the first time I had edibles, I was, can we just put that down? You're just distracting me. The first time I had edibles, I was with, we were just, we were on a, like I was having a little date and we never tried them. So we trusted her brother to get them for us. Didn't know her brother was, you know, a consumer of these things. And I asked her, I said, how much are we supposed to take? And they just said, all of it.

And I went, I went, okay. Cause there was only a couple of gummies. I was like, I don't know how much there's in them. Yo, bro, I took them, and it was one of those where I hit the bed, I was out the whole day. Like, I passed out. Like, it was over. Like, I had 15 minutes, I'm out. So what we did was, I have an idea.

Why don't we just try again tomorrow? Because it just made me go to sleep. Let's try again tomorrow. Why don't we just do half the dose? Let's do half. Smart. I'll tell you what. We did half, and it was enough where it was probably the worst experience of my life,

and it didn't knock me out. so so so dude i was in bed dying i thought i was dying and in my head and i tried to verbalize it i was i was saying how did we take double this so so the sleeping actually prevented you from the horrors having a bad trip i don't think my body was able to handle staying awake you know what's crazy this i have never ever had like a bad experience it was you never greened out you Never had a green out moment? I mean, I've definitely taken too much. I'm like, oh, maybe I was a little heavy-handed with this.

Turn a little pale? But I've never, like, I don't know. Turn a little pale? It's always just like, okay, I'm more chill. Or hyperventilating. You never panic, like, oh, I'm too chill right now. What's going on? No, I don't, honestly.

He might have to 30. He might have to 30. He's so chill right now. JT might have to 30. I'm screwed. No stream tonight, by the way. You're in a safe space, JT. Yeah.

You're in a safe space. Do you want the support bong? Yeah, you want the support bong? They're inside your walls. This was sent to us from a gift in the pail box. Yeah, so as well. These are adorable. Someone crotcheted those.

Someone crotcheted for me. Someone knitted those with their crotch. Yeah, thank you, by the way. It's very nice. We do have a game to provide some structure for this because, you know, some of us are inebriated. Yeah. It's called Puff Puff Pass.

So it's like a combination of trivia and most likely to's and weed things. So I'll start. choose your character Marvel superheroes Spider-Man choose your character as in just your favorite

just like choose your choose your favorite who you pick in who you be in Spider-Man Spider-Man that's a great choice definitely Spider-Man

from Queens Spider-Man's a good Martin choice it's pizza time pizza time it's pizza time I love Spider-Man Marvel

I think JT'd be a good Wolverine yeah I'll take Wolverine oh hell yeah yeah I forget about he's got the beard for him Martin Cyclops actually that's what he should have

Martin is Cyclops well that's all that one we're going strictly X-Men uh no I'm gonna pick the Hulk honestly Hulk's good

I like Hulk I'm scared to take these off cause we know already no I red laser beam is gonna shoot out of my eyes oh well no don't do that please

honestly we all look great in these glasses I gotta say yours are you your glasses match the hoodie and the hoodie match the glasses you're like

you're tough to look at you're totally out of this world not you obviously you're very pretty oh thank you But I'm saying the glasses are tough. Glasses are a little tough.

It's when he was actually normal. I don't think he got any. I don't think he got any. But my throat feels weird. Like the high weird. Well, I mean, I thought what you were doing before. Yeah, maybe it caught in the mouth of my throat. Maybe I got just like a low one.

But then that means one of you got nothing then. Or maybe it's just in my head. I think I got something. I'm not giving away, but I think I got something. I think I got something. I think I got something. Dude, it would be the funniest reveal if he got nothing. It feels impossible at this point.

Honestly, I also don't know if I'm allergic to mangoes or not. Oh. This could be a problem. Yeah, so that could be my throat situation. I'm not sure if I have anything. Do you have an EpiPen? I got an EpiPen for you. Okay.

There it is. That's a sexual reference. Old school Martin would have been like, he's talking about his... Quiz. What does Epi stand for? Or not stand for. Episcopalian. What is the abbreviation?

Yeah, Episcopalian. And it's not an abbreviation. What is it? It's like a... Epinephrine. Yeah, Epinephrine. Epinephrine. Yeah, Epinephrine.

So what did you pick? Oh. Yeah, you didn't pick. Aren't you picking on a fucking Iron Man? Iron Man's cool. I'll do Iron Man. I don't know, Thor's pretty sick, though. We gotta get these things out of his hands, I think.

You need a Nido. Torpedo! Wait, what's a Nido? A Nido is like a thing that's supposedly sweeping the nation. I thought that was a Pokemon. All right. It's like a... Not sponsored.

It's like a... Sweeping the nation. Slime? That's how commercialized he is, like, mentally. He's like, sweeping the nation. Why are you talking? Talk like a person. No, literally, like, when they drop at Target, there's, like, a line, and everybody goes

and grabs them. Like on the boo-boo? Like on the boo-boo. Or like a Pokemon car. It's literally sweeping the nation. At Target. It's like a squish. What is the...

A stress ball, kind of. Squish mellow? It's, like, slimy-er. Yeah, we just need something in his hands that doesn't make noise for him. Yes. God, because Martin just loves making noise. Loves it. All right, so we got Spider-Man, Hulk, Thor, JT.

Who are you? I think we said Wolverine, right? Oh, Wolverine, yes. Oh, he definitely has something. Oh, no. Maybe it is. No, these are the discard pile. You watched us, you watched us.

Here, take one. Yes, thank you. We don't have many cards. Oh, we have a Would You Rather for us. So would you rather be able to time travel only to the past or future? I know what... Pick past or future. I know what JT...

Past, so I go to 80. Past, I feel like it's broken. Yeah, JT wants to see cavemen fuck so bad. He does. Yeah, but you could also change the future by going to the past. Oh, no. can you though because you would have

went there and that means that you already would have changed it so you actually can't change anything because you were supposed to go back there

it's hard to do time travel stuff it's hard past not a lot of shows do it right you know what actually does do it well

but I don't like the show either way it's Attack on Titan actually does it makes the most sense because what you did already is what happened

so it's like that makes the most sense yeah but then it's I don't know and then you just call it this endless loop well it's not yeah it's not even a loop

it's just that's what was gonna happen it's gonna happen anyway i'm picking the past as well because there's the very upsetting potential chance that you pick the future and then you can't go very far can i go back yeah i'll go to the future like if i go to the future i come back yeah you can come back to either for both i would assume i could go back to the future if i want jt's never seen it no way i have not no i know all about it though no doc marty yeah well because i feel like doc yeah but he's cheating because he watches Rick and Morty.

Isn't there some movies that like you haven't seen it, but you kind of already have seen it in your head through TikTok and Instagram? That's fair. That's fair. Some things you just know about.

Yeah. You just know about it. Well, you would have had to. What do you know about? Yeah, what do you know about? I don't know. You just like, I feel like you just

were getting so Italian. You just get in consciousness one day when you gain that consciousness, you just gain all this knowledge too. You know what I mean? Marm, I have the 30. Yeah, it's tough. I just woke up one day

and I just knew who Michael Jackson was. Has no one ever had that conversation with you? That is not how that works. What are you talking about? This is exactly how it works. I know what Back to the Future was. I didn't watch it to know it.

I know Doc 21.1 gigawatts. What are you talking about? Obviously, you were introduced to it, but you were introduced to it so young and everybody knows this thing that you just kind of know it. Like Michael Jackson or Mike. I don't know. Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry or The Simpsons.

Can I ask for a clarification? Yeah. I feel like he's saying that once I hit five years old, I just know Michael Jackson. That's what I feel like he's saying. That's essentially how it works, though. See, this is what I mean. See, now we're back. This is what I mean.

Am I wrong? That is not how that works. How did you learn about Michael Jackson? That's definitely how it worked with Michael Jackson. Allegedly, don't smear the King of Pop. Don't smear. Don't smear. Don't smear.

Don't smear. Okay, next question. I got trivia. Oh, perfect. When did you learn about Michael Jackson? I'm kidding. Well, that was when I turned six. Wrong.

If you remove the empty space between the atoms of every living human being on Earth, the entire Earth's population could... What the fuck's going on? What the fuck? I think we need a new question. No, no, no. Get it out. You gotta get it out.

You gotta blow our minds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh. Alright, ask the question. I'll blow something. If you removed... Can you talk into the mic one more time? If you removed the empty space between the atoms of every living human being on Earth,

the entire Earth's population could fit within this fruit. What? So basically, if there was no space between all of our atoms, the entire Earth's population could fit in this fruit. So not just one human. Every human? Yes. You just pretty much condense this as far as you can.

Basically what he's saying is that we're made of lots of air and space in between the atoms. Yeah. All the space. You see this between us? You see this? Imagine that wasn't there. Imagine. We were just like, well, like this.

I don't know if that's what it means. It's kind of what it means, I guess. Yeah, kind of. I'm going to say like something crazy. I'm going to go strawberry. A fruit. Strawberry. Like something crazy.

final answer yeah I said watermelon we'll give what do you think JT fruit don't make me repeat grapefruit

this guy loves grapefruit by the way this guy loves talking but what about the grapefruit this guy loves

talking about grapefruit the answer is apple oh that's a lame fruit that is it's a lame answer such the

it's the basic yeah it's like the pretty boy answer with no personality just preset character fruit what the fuck why do I keep getting those That was a doozy to read.

Didn't you say there were most likely to's? You have four cards in front of you. Where did you put the cards that you picked? Oh, most likely to fall in love with their drug dealer. Give me the card. What do I mean? Oh, you take it. Oh.

Are you saying yourself? Probably, yeah. Okay. Do you have one? What does that have to do with it? Do we even have one? In Minecraft. What is that?

What? So you're saying just because. Were you saying because drug dealers are usually men? Not all the time. Hey, that's sexist. Yeah, Danny, that's very sexist. I think equal opportunity, I would like more women drug dealers in the space, I would say. You want equal opportunity.

It's a male-dominated field. Right, and you think the female insertion could really get in there. My favorite one was the female one. She was great. She was fantastic. Okay. Danny vetted these cards, by the way. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to do that one. That's my bad. Which religious figure was Weed associated with in the 1930s? In the 30s? Oh, you know this. The devil. Religious figure? Oh, you got it.

Wait, what was it? The devil. The devil. The devil's lettuce. The devil's lettuce. Do your parents ever call it that? No, I think they just call it the weeds. The weed.

The weeds? Like Stephen A. Smith. Stay off the weeds. Stay off the weed. I remember my parents importantly call it Mariska and that's like

it could also be a woman's name like Mary Jane like the Mary so when my mom said something like smoking Mariska and I was like

I don't even know her and I was clearly high as hell she's like you've been smoking Mariska I don't even know one I don't even know you're talking about

old school Polish name mom nobody names their kid that anymore and she's just looking at me she's like his kid's high as hell

yeah it's probably a tough giveaway yeah Yeah. Yeah. But I was too afraid to smoke when I was a child. I was not. Well, I don't know why you would be smoking if you were a child.

Not child. But when I still resided in my parents' abode, I was afraid. Were they smot pokers? What the fuck did you say? Smot pokers. It's a joke. Like pot smokers? Smot pokers.

So I think I was too afraid of the smell. The smell. The smelly smell smell. The smell. You haven't thought of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell. the smell the red eyes the cleaning out the fridge at eight o'clock at night you know it was all telltale signs you know yeah i guess i think parents already think you're operating at a at

a brain level they're not happy about and then when not yours no not yours specifically no i feel like just parents in general it's like you're not you know it's and then i've talked to some people who when they get to a certain level of heights like what what do you you know yeah Just do something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it gets tough. So when it's happening constantly. I think everything in moderation.

There's levels, you know. There's levels to this shit. There's levels to this shit. Levels to this shit. I think I've got it. One of the tainted ones. I think I got the thing. Maybe I didn't get anything.

Maybe you didn't. Yeah, no, you're too normal. You're too normal. This is bullshit. How did you dodge this bullet? You're the one that made the drinks. I know. I mean, it was pure chance.

It was random. If it was me, I would have just put 100 milligrams in each one. Yeah, no, that's why you couldn't be in charge of that. Yeah, that's... You know, we still got... We still wanted... Maybe I did good... We'll have to find out at the end.

Maybe I got like a 10 or something. Yeah, stay tuned for the reveal. I think... How are you feeling? Good. Normal again. I feel like you might... It's like a cup of coffee for me, you know what I mean?

Right, thank you. Let's not pick it up again. I think what... He could just be in a good mood, though. He doesn't... I feel normal again. Well, I'm proud of you. I'm saying, like, I have to hear more of his laughing.

He has a high. What's the laugh? Damn it, maybe. Yeah. He laughs through his teeth when he's high. He laughs. Can you do a Chaz's laugh? No.

I don't want to ruin their evening. I don't want to ruin the equipment here. Dude, I love Chaz. I love Chaz. No. You can't even do it because you have to have. No, I love Chaz. I love Chaz.

But his laugh, it's a tough laugh. Yeah. It's a tough laugh because also, you know, he doesn't record as much. So he doesn't understand that, you know, the worst sound you could ever possibly make. Let's not do it. It's like he doesn't have that either. I'm not saying his laugh is the worst sound possible, but it gets there. I have a trivia question.

Oh. According to a sur... No. Double it. Give it to the next person. Thank you. According to a study, when surgeons did this for over three hours a week, they made 37% fewer errors

and completed surgeries 27% faster a grape they did surgery on a grape they did the surgery on a grape so they do this if they did this

if they did this one thing three hours a week surgeons got better it's playing video games right oh that could be a good answer keep your hand

keep your hand eye good but do you have the answer on there that's how I would know that would be funny if they just gave Trevor the answer

just like figure it out I thought maybe it was upside down he had to flip it three hours a week yeah uh i'm gonna say a lame answer like oh smoke weed exercise a smoke weed is a good answer there is no way that is like that could ever be don't they get drug tested all the time or shit i'm sterile

there's no way that's the answer why would that help i don't know it's puff puff pass i thought it was gonna be ah you're trying to game the system yeah i'm trying to get it you you believe you're you believe that you could do a simple surgery if required right okay no no that's what No, no, no. I believe that I can be coached through one. I obviously can't just do it. Antonio said medical school. All right, don't start doing this.

Don't start doing this. They already came after me for a bunch of times. What I'm saying is I think I could be coached through it. That's all I'm saying. Like if a surgeon is right here, but their hands became chopsticks. Like landing a plane. Yeah. They've had passengers be able to do that before.

Thank you. I just believe I could be coached. I have a steady hand. Quick, Martin, put out your hand. Why me? Just do it. Get the scalpel. I'll be the side nurse.

Scalpel. Scalpel. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Oh, no, your left hand's pretty bad. I got, like, arthritis or something. Can you do it again? Can you raise your hand a little higher?

No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Jason, we almost got him. The answer's playing video games, by the way. JT's right. Wow. Oh, that makes sense. Hand-eye coordination and whatnot.

Word for word, what I said. You're giving me a sexy gaze with those glasses on. Be careful. You really are. You want to get out of here after this? Yeah, I mean, maybe. Can I make a confession? These sunglasses are destroying my nose.

They hurt really bad. Really? Yeah, it hurts really bad. JT looks very cool as well. Very memeable. I'm thug life, bro. JT always looks really cool. We have so much trivia here.

Didn't you say there was most likely to's? Where did you put all those? Oh, choose your character Nintendo. Good question. Wait, so does this count? Would Smash Bros. characters count in this, even if they're not Nintendo people? Like Sonic? Yeah, like Sonic.

Because that's Sega, right? Yeah, or like... Yeah, I'd say like Smash Bros. characters. I don't know. We're giving you some leniency. Do you think Chaz would count it? I don't know if Chaz would count it. I don't think he'd let you.

I think Chaz would say, it's not a Nintendo character, actually. It's a Sega character. You know what? Why not? Recalling him? Yeah, let's call him. Guest appearance.

Let's get the Sonic guy on the line. It's going to be embarrassing if he doesn't pick me up. He's not going to pick up for me. He's not going to pick up for me. What day is it? Sunday? No, he's afraid we're going to ask him to hang out because we're friends.

Oh, he's afraid we want to spend time with him. He's afraid we're going to want to spend time with him. Did you see you changed his profile picture? It's not me and him no more. I know. I did see that. I did. So you know what?

Fuck him. You know what? You know what would be funny, though? Bro, I got a few. No, he's not going to pick up for you, bro. Yeah? How'd you find out? I saw it.

I saw it. Yeah, I was like, did you text, did you paragraph, hey, look? No, but. It's been really good for the past six months. We talked about it on a podcast before. chas had me in his profile picture and everyone thought it was just a little strange like it was like we were dating but i started to enjoy it i was like oh that's that's very nice like me and him in the profile picture and then one day gone one day gone and i thought i did something wrong

there's there's been many times where he's like reacted to something and i thought it was you because also by the way i'm you were in front i'm in front of him because my arm was around him so i thought i did something wrong and i texted him i literally texted him i was like did i do something like why is my profile why are we not broke up yeah why am i not in the profile picture it's not me it's you yeah yeah it's like a dating profile who has only group pictures and it's like which one are you which one give me a red circle or something and he said no he said no you didn't do anything wrong so i was relieved i said oh then why'd you change it he said oh i just feel like i look good in that one i went i agree but you know we could have taken another one that

must have been hard to hear man dude it was it hurt me he should have at least given you like a little framed picture of it or maybe like a wallet like a wallet picture of you and him does he even have that picture posted on his instagram i don't know you do look both very happy in it who got very happy very happy yes you look very very happy as the happiest someone can be i got a question here we go who got to keep the dog you were he could he could have oh sorry the question was what's your nintendo character by the way right now we don't now we I don't even know if it counts. Okay, I'm going to pick like a regular Nintendo character then.

I'm just going to Mario. I'm going to go Toad. Yoshi. Ness. Hell yeah. Ness Nintendo? Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Well, we didn't get an answer from Chaz, and he's in Smash Bros. Ness is a Nintendo game. What would he be if it wasn't? Oh, yeah, Ness. Mother, Motherbound, whatever, Mother Earth, whatever it's called. Earthbound. Earthbound. So close.

Motherbound. Love that. Mother on the brain. You got one? What was I going to say? I was going to say something. Eh, it'll come back. He's high.

Maybe. What is this? Would you rathers? Uh-oh. Oh. Would you rather? I thought you vetted these. What's going on here?

First of all, your game, and you started looking while we were recording. That is true. Remember nothing or be able to remember every detail about everything. I already have a memory of a goldfish. That's why I didn't want to ask this question because it's like I was just going to rag on all your awful memories all year. No, it has to be. It has to be remember everything. You know that sucks.

Remembering nothing is like. Yeah. I'm tired of forgetting. If you remember nothing, you're just like, what's the point of talking to you? You're just not a person. Like, what's the point of having a conversation? True. It will make you very, you know, in the moment in life, though.

Because some people have problems with holding on to the past. Also, what is remember nothing? Like, if I say, oh, Danny, can you go get me a glass of water? What? If that's a thing, then you're just not a person. Yeah, like, you can remember names, obviously, right? Or am I just, like, just demented? I don't know what it has to do with your memory.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm doing Remember Everything. That's not even a bad thing. Make me an elephant. I guess there are some things you want to forget. I try to forget. I try to, but I always remember. Those days in 92.

So, this is a question here. What was the card two cards ago? Oh, my God. That's such a good question. Oh, name your Nintendo character. No, that was one card ago. But wait. That was it.

Or I guess it depends how you count to. That was it. That was it. That's how you count to two? Is that what he said? What was the one before that? This is this one I'm talking about. You already are this person.

Would you rather. Nintendo. It was before that. No, no, no. Can't look. Can't look. Can't look. What was the card?

Two cards ago, Danny. Before this, it was would you rather. Oh, it was video games. Let him answer. Video games. Doctor video games. Oh, the trivia question. Trivia question.

What did he say? Doctors are better at doctoring. When they play video games. I just think he's not counting, because it was definitely the Nintendo thing, right? It was definitely the Nintendo thing. No, Nintendo is, it depends on how you count to two. It depends on how you count to two. It depends on how you count to two.

You know, it depends on how you count to two, like if you count to two or three. No, but I know what he means, though. Are we counting this card as one? This is, yeah, this is one. Oh. I don't think that's what they're asking. They're also, they would just say, what was the last card? No, because the last card was not this.

It was Nintendo. No, the last card was. Oh, the memory. all right well i think i got one all right you ready have an orgasm every time you hear old town road oh don't just tell me something i'm not just telling you what to do man there's a truth or dare i would ask consent thank you uh well this definitely dates this game by the way yeah old town road i didn't even read the other one so or every time you have an orgasm Old Town Road Plays.

So it's the same thing. Did Lil Nas X pay for this to be in this game? What kind of question is this? Hashtag Ed, maybe. I don't know. Wait, wait. Orgasm.

Wait, so every time Old Town Road Plays when's the last time you heard that song, by the way? You get an orgasm? I mean, that thing was the biggest song ever. Or every time your orgasm

it plays. I think it was the biggest song ever in like 2022 or something but it hasn't been quite a while i'm doing every time i orgasm was it 2022 i feel like it was i'm gonna be in antonio's house you're gonna hear it's like where does it play i'm gonna go into the bathroom god damn it i lied he definitely has one maybe it is me he definitely has it's it now can i can i orgasm without the song Well, obviously not.

They each cause each other, so it's like the same thing. Oh, I see what you're saying. You're saying like... No, I'm saying like, am I able to orgasm at all in the first option unless the song is playing? Or do I have to play the song? That's a great question. Danny's going to choose the first, I'm going to choose the latter, and I'm going to just come over, and he's going to hear the song like, oh, god damn it, Maury!

The fuck did he just say? He's saying he's going to pick the second one, I'm going to pick the first one, and then we're going to be in an endless cycle of orgasms. Because he's just going to play, and then I'm going to hear it in orgasm. You guys are two heroes that can never be separated. Holy shit. This was... I think I got it.

I think I figured it out. You think you have the order? I think I figured it out. I have a sneaking suspicion. I think it's... I think JT Sneaky has the 20. I think it's 10, 20, 30. because I think you need something strong to hit him.

Because now it's hitting. Now it's hitting him. I might have the 20. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. The difference between 10 and 20, I don't know because JT's tolerance. Maybe I do have the zero.

Damn. My nose is killing me from these sunglasses, though. It's awful. I picked wrong. Oh, most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. How long have we been going, by the way? We probably got, like, three more questions. What's the timer on the time?

We've been going for like 28 minutes, 25. It's so bright in here. Bright in here. Your sunglasses off. 30. 30. We got like two more questions. We're doing fine.

Most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. Well, JT said many times that if a zombie apocalypse would start right now, we would have to kill Danny and me. We have to kill Danny. Oh my God. JT has said that many times and I don't disagree. I have not said this. Can you just cast me away?

I have agreed with this being said. Oh, then Martin said this. Someone said, Chaz definitely said this. As Jason said, can you just cast me away? No, the problem in a zombie apocalypse is we can't cast you away because you'd be so butthurt that we cast you away. You'd come back and seek revenge. You'd come back and seek revenge.

Maybe. This is what we're talking about. I wouldn't seek revenge, honestly, but I would try to get back in. By sabotaging you? How would you get back in? I'd probably just say, like, you know, it's either all of us or none of us. You see? this is a very strong

negotiation tactic you kept me off this side of the table see this is what we're talking about it's like the negotiation tactic being

I'm gonna kill ya no you don't really understand it's either I stay in this group or there is no yeah but that's what you have to do

no Danny that's how you've done that we've never had a zombie bug one time we were in a sonic drive-in

and I got the the Cinnabon balls. Dude, those were the fucking best. The Cinnabon balls. And Antonio said, can I have one? And I was like, no, there's only four in here. And he was like, no, can I have one? And I was like,

no, you can't. And he said, well, here's what's gonna happen. Either you give me one, or nobody's gonna have them. And the terrorists won that day. You had to give him some. I had to. I had to. But you're not gonna kill me. Also,

he was supposed to buy two sets. He only bought wanted and he tried to eat them all himself and to be fair he's he's also done that with another food item and actually slapped it out of the person's hand so it's not just an empty threat well well the problem is it can't be an empty you have to kind of and i want something to be very clear also after that everybody used that tactic every single person well yeah you you introduced terrorism into the world it's not terrorism it really is it's not terrorism it was just what i would like to call it's extreme forms of negotiation that's just negotiation

There's a clear definition to terrorism. Yeah, thank you. Was it for political gain? Also, Danny never tried to fuck me. What? Because you fuck terrorists. Oh, my God. No, I do not.

This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. That quote is taken out of context. Roll the clip. And I still think it's actually a heroic and patriotic thing to do. To do what exactly? No, no. I'm not, you're not going to, what was said was said.

You can go find it. You don't have to find it. We got it right here. No, Jason's not popping that up. Do you know how, we've talked for so many hours here. Right, right. Eventually you're going to say some obtuse things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That probably don't read right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But, you know. Okay, next question. What was the card two cards ago? No, the card two cards ago was, what was the card two cards ago? ain't no way is that true

might have been three oh oh or did you pick up the same one twice no that's what I'm saying I think that's the

what was the card two cards ago wasn't that the orgasm thing oh my cheeks still hurt from I mean okay hey yo

your cheeks still hurt would you Danny would you rather know how you die or when you die I hate this question uh

when when when it's got to be when it's got to be when instead of how yeah because once you find out how you obviously instinctively are going to try to avoid whatever like if it's trains you're going to try to avoid trains but then you're just going to get final destination and like a train is going to like derail and go 100 feet and like get you no or it says trains and you think it's like you know subway or choo-choos and then it happens to be a toy train set you slip and fall or something something like that like you can't get away from it and you you're gonna try so i hate that or it's

just for some reason a guy that you meet on the street his name is just trains it's like oh shit it could be that too but knowing when is obviously risky because it could be like oh 10 days five minutes from now i know i know you could never know the like when it'll happen so the answer makes it tough but if if i if i answered i want to know when and it was way later i would like i'm fine with that that'd be great the problem is if it's oh you know just says 17 it's like days weeks years oh i didn't even think about that minutes you know like what's that what a nightmare scenario yeah i mean 17 well whoever's asking this question and if they're serious a loser a loser although like the genie or whatever the whatever does it there is you know

some some piece and you know there's like there's no no hold on no like if you know it's 30 days you can do like what's that queen latifah movie oh i know what you're talking about uh trip last trip but then doesn't she spend all her money and then she finds out yeah she finds out that it was like oh i'm sorry it's just a mole to be fair she actually she accidentally wins like several millions of dollars because she hits 36 black 30 times in a row impossible and left it all on oh spoiler alert i think that one was like 20 years old last trip heaven's trip something like that it's definitely not heaven's trip um i think we could do one more then we got to get to like who had what right we have to we have to

we have to give them a payoff after the big reveal you have anything you have a most likely to last one oh fuck i only have uh no what is three percent of antarctica's ice made up of oh this is the trivia by the way got it what is three percent of antarctica's ice made up of you'd be shocked to know this answer really maybe i mean isn't isn't like the ocean salty because of whale sperm oh my god he said is that it no oh i'm going somewhere we're going somewhere i don't think that's true so you're saying three percent of antarctica's ice is whale sperm that would be probably too cold for whale what's in antarctica you got belugas penguins i would say is it just fish like fish getting stuck there or you know ew wait is it salt no it's ice i feel like it'd

be more than that more than three percent it's gotta be some it's gotta be some nasty liquid it's gotta be like fish sperm or fish poop or fish pee or something is it piss it is penguin pee oh that makes sense yeah i crushed that you said you said piss oh yeah i said you he just said it has to be pee it has to be some disgusting liquid i nailed the piss i guess so nailed the piss penguins pissing i guess they don't let him have that you said sperm i got that i got that old by myself you said two and three i said one this makes so much sense because the penguin definitely pisses and then just drags a trail of piss when it waddles away what does that matter i mean even if they just piss on the ice like the water probably freezes yeah but they definitely drag

it around like if you go by penguins you'll have penguin piss everywhere that's what i'd say they're careless peers they are careless you know what i did i peed in a bottle on while i was driving the other day. Oh, how'd that go? While driving? Well, I was at a red light and I was, the red light before,

I was getting ready. The next red light, I got the bottle undone. The next red light, I'm like, let's go time. What kind of bottle? We had to be stationary.

It was a problem. What kind of bottle? You keep a pair of tweezers in your car? God, man. That answers the what kind of bottle question. Somebody,

somebody, who's editing this? Jason? Jason, go back. I saw when he, when he formulated the joke. I saw it.

You saw his head turn and he smiled a little rewind I saw when he made the joke go get the glasses

what kind of bottle though is it Poland Spring or like a Gatorade bottle the holes are different it was the

squirty Poland Spring bottle put them in the center well no because we need

I was going to carefully put Martin's closer just so you don't have to hit the wires that's right

what is Danny so put it in front of me okay rude joke rude funny joke funny but rude all right so do you want to tell them your like elaborate marking system it's it is not elaborate at all antonio is very upset that i didn't do one for the 10 milligram two for the 20 and three for the 30 it's just one dot is or one stroke is zero two is 10 and so on and so forth No, no, no, finish it.

Three is 20, and four is 30. Wait, what? It's just levels. One, two, three, four. We're all on levels. But if you started with zero, and then one, two, three. You just marked, don't make, all right. All right, here's my official guess.

Put your guess in the comments, by the way. I think Antonio has zero. JT has 20. 20. I have 10, and Martin has 30. I think Martin has the 30, because I just feel like to affect him like that, he would need the stronger one.

I don't know the difference, because JT's not that crazy right now. And his mental could have scared him a little more. Maybe it is 30, 20, 10, 0. That would be crazy. You think so? 30. 0.

2010 oh so you agree with my order yeah jt what do you think maybe do you think you have the 30 uh it feels like the 30 but i also have a low tolerance like this it could literally be the 10 uh but i'll go i'll go in the middle then and i'll just say 20 i got a sneaky 20 so all three you say yours yeah and i'm the only one with a different answer it could be that i feel like the 10 and 20 i feel like nailing the zero and the 30 is the easier thing to do i think zero. Alright, so let's start with Antonio. Let's see if you got zero. You got one dot? I have one dot.

I got zero. Antonio's got the zero. That, I feel, is pretty obvious. Although, sometimes it's very hard to tell when Antonio is inebriated, especially drunk. That's true. It's impossible. I guess I'll go. Yeah, you go. We'll go in this order. I got two. Okay.

So you're probably... That's the ten. Oh, you got the ten. See, this is why it's confusing. Yeah. Yeah, so you got the 10. So it's probably 0, 10, 20, 30. All right, my turn.

I got the 3, so I got 20. See what I'm saying? No, you're right. It is. I get it. I get it. In an awful way. Okay, so it is.

So it's 0, 10, 20, 30. You got the 4. It's tally marks. It's tally marks. It could have been symbols, letters. It doesn't matter. You could have just wrote 30. Wait, so was I right?

Yeah, you're right. I was right? You're right. Hell yeah. Well, that makes sense, kind of. Well, yeah, that would help. So I have 20. I thought it was 10.

Gotta cut back. Gotta cut back. Wait, but let's do a quick round of just talking about cool stoner things that I can put in the thumbnail. And we technically talked about it, so I'll put it in. So aliens, do they exist? Well, no. Wouldn't the thumbnail just be like, guess who's high? Well, yeah, but you put all fun things in it.

Oh, got you, got you. Do aliens exist? Probably. Did they make the pyramids? No. Yeah. No, they helped. They helped.

Sure, sure. Helped. Aliens? Yes? No? Maybe so? No, I don't. Humans made it.

Aliens were like, you know, little helper guys. So they just, like, dropped the blueprint? Yeah. Oh, I dropped this. Whoopsie. Whoopsie. And then they sign it. What do you think?

Aliens 100% exist. I don't think they help make the pyramids. Help make pyramids. The pippity-poppity. The pyramids. The pippity-poppity pyramids. No, I don't believe that. But, uh, yeah.

That's it? You just wanted aliens? Probably, well, the pyramids. Right. A UFO. Am I a foe? What other stoner things are there? The galaxy in general.

We're asking you. Pizza. Pizza, pizza. What do you think about pizza? Delicious. Favorite pizza topping? Oh, I like a lot of stuff. Oh, it's really hitting.

We got to get out of here. We got to get out of here. Just put in whatever you want. It's a high up. Just put in whatever you want. Thank you so much for watching. Are we getting pizza? Is that what's happening?

Yes, definitely. We could get food. Oh, that'd be great. Can you get us out of here? Oh, sorry. Thank you so much for watching. Happy 420 to those who participate. Yes.

Thank you. No. Tomorrow. Oh, one more time. Don't do anything more because you are going to take these. Don't do anything more. Uh-oh. Tomorrow, Martin and I are going to try to get out of an escape room whilst high for

our Patreon 420 video, patreon.com slash pickyboys. It's not an actual escape room. I feel like it's really important. It is Neil Patrick Harris' escape room in a box. Perfect. It looks fantastic. That's not the space guy. I'd like to see Neil Patrick Harris' box.

Goodbye.