Picky Boys Podcast - Wait, Where Did You Put The Hot Dog?!? - Picky Boys Podcast #295

Episode Date: October 8, 2023

Sign up for 31 days of content on our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss the lantern fly war, balls on bike seats, what hot dogs are made of, problems with Forest Gump, and the famous line from The Shining! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! New Halloween Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ 

What do you think when you see a bicyclist? How do I run them over? See, that's what I was my second thought. That was his second thought. We've been doing it for months, right? Yeah. And we're losing. We're losing the lanternfly war.

He outran his crippleness. He ran himself out of being crippled. Don't know how that worked. How does every kind of cow taste the same, too? You know, like every filet mignon kind of tastes the same. all right we look good ready welcome back to the picky boys podcast oh oh yellow oh god god oh baby i don't even like mustard i don't either i i'm a fan of ketchup though i love ketchup boy they both suck all

right hot dog there's a lot of ketchup haters out there and i i don't get that stance well i i also know the people that i won't eat a full tomato but i like ketchup well i'm that guy actually no wait i'm that guy you're that guy i'm that guy never mind i don't mean to make fun of that guy i am that guy but there's people that won't eat you know pasta sauce but i'll put ketchup on their stuff there are people that won't eat a full tomato but will shove a pizza up their ass you know but you're that guy i'm the guy that doesn't like whole fruit tomatoes but i'll have ketchup pizza okay i mean no one no one likes full fruit tomatoes like like a slice on a burger right or no no no i don't like any of that and it's solid form not a fan not only do i like tomatoes on a

burger but i couldn't legitimately eat a raw tomato like an apple we get that that's weird right it's really good no you couldn't oh give me a tomato right now i don't just have a tomato first of all obviously anyone could he could as well oh no i can't would you ever no no no but But I could, and I have been the guy to be like, oh, this person doesn't want a tomato on their burger. Let me eat that tomato. I think they're refreshing. I think they're juicy.

I think they're crisp. That's weird to me. You're a tomato. Yeah. Well, then why am I mustard? I don't know, because you're gross. I hate mustard. And you're wearing those glasses.

Don't know where he got those, by the way. Showed up today. Thrift shop. Manhattan. You went all the way to Manhattan to buy glasses? I didn't go there with the intent of buying these, but I just, you know. Wait, why are they yellow?

I bought them because I'm mustard, babe. He didn't know he was going to be mustard today. No, I bought them because I was wearing a shirt. I think you've seen it with kind of the sunset on it. Okay. And I was looking for some sunglasses, some hip sunglasses. So I bought these. That match your sunset shirt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that is so terrible. Why? Oh, I don't know. There's something that is so terrible. All right, put it in the press. Antonio thinks self-expression is terrible. It's so terrible.

Put it in the press. Dude, come on. You're a little lame if you go to match one shirt with glasses. You're very lame doing that. There are a few pieces in my wardrobe that I can match these with. Gold chain's back. I want that to be said first. Never left.

Never left. Gold chain's back. Never left. You claim you wear it every single video, and the second most recent video I checked, you weren't wearing it. Okay. And then what about the five before that and the five before that? I didn't check those.

I just went, I wonder how far back I have to go. I also just watched it today. That was that last Thursday's Patreon podcast. I said almost every video. Speaking of Patreon, hold on. We got some news. True. Not only are we in the 31 days of content right now,

where if you sign up, you get the previous days and the rest. That's 31 videos just this month. But tomorrow, we start another decision-based making game. You know? Yeah. Is that what it's called? Like a telltale game? No, it's not telltale.

Yeah, it's similar. Because that's a way different connotation. It's like we did The Quarry. We did The Devil Inside Me. We're doing that on Patreon, a full-length playthrough, and that starts tomorrow. So sign up right now. Patreon.com slash pickyboys.

Got it. And that's like seven days, right? Yeah, seven days. It's going to be awesome. It was awesome. Yeah, we filmed it, obviously. By the way, I fucking came all over JT's chest. The mustard.

The mustard. Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry. The mustard, the mustard, the mustard. Good thing there's no mayo because this heck is a little pointy. But, yeah, you know. I'm a mustard man. You just said you don't like mustard. You just said you don't.

Look at this flip-flopping picture right here. I'm saying I'm a mustard man. Oh, yes, yes. I am physically a mustard man. You're a man of mustard. I was trying to find a hot dog costume that has both ketchup and mustard, so it looked like we both came on them. Yeah.

But it doesn't exist. Yeah, that's weird, huh? It doesn't exist. I don't know why. Maybe the stitching is improper. I don't know. Do you guys like Lizzie's? Yeah.

I feel like this is, like, everyone knows this by now. It's, like, decades old. But have you ever seen how that shit's made? It's pretty disgusting. Don't start doing this. It is. Don't start doing this. I don't care, honestly.

That's fair. I've seen it. It just tastes good. But also, disgusting in what? Like, what do you mean disgusting? Like, it's not like, it's just grounded up. Even it's like they form what looks like this pink sludge into like hot dog shapes

and wrap it in the whatever and twist it and that's how it becomes a hot dog. It's like an actual sludge. Dude, pink me up, dude. Who cares? It's just like one step more liquefied than like sausage.

Sausage, you just put a bunch of like meat sludge into a casing. I guess so. But it's also the parts that, it's like they take all the parts that they're going to serve in restaurants, right? Then they take all the parts of the cow that they're going to turn into like dog treats

and then what's left is what's turned into hot dogs. It's like, it's disgusting. Wait, wait, wait. Hot dogs come after dog treats? I'm just guessing. I don't think that's right. I'm just guessing. That's what it'll look like.

Bro, they grind everything that's left into the hot dog. There's nothing left after, so it must be dog treats before. But then how do all hot dogs kind of taste the same? You know what I mean? Because that's how, like, fake it is. They add, like, you know, corn syrup and all this flavoring and fake shit. You did combat my point very fast. I thought I had you there.

I'm going to be honest. I thought I had you. Yeah. Do you think that if it was just random meat parts every time, it would have to taste different every time? Yeah, you would think you'd get eight in a pack or ten in a pack and eight hot dog buns. Four of those hot dogs would taste different. Makes sense. Because you're saying it's just random parts.

You know what's weirder, too, actually, now that I'm thinking about it? How does every—this was a really dumb question while it was coming out of my mouth. How does every kind of cow taste the same, too? You know, like every filet mignon kind of tastes the same. It's just prepared differently. But if you had it bland, they all kind of taste the same. I don't know. I don't know if they do.

I feel like if you get, like, a different breed of cow, they have different, like, fat contents, it would taste different. Like a Wagyu? Yeah, exactly. There's different, like, gradings of meat that are supposed to, you know, change this. Like, every cow is graded, and I guess those taste better, I guess. You got an F, cow.

I don't know. This cow's going to summer school, dude. And also, some of them, I know A5 Wagyu cows, It's like they're only fed olives, or they're like they live on olives, like on a bed of olives. I don't know. Something with olives. I know they get massaged or something by professional macisse. Macisse, yeah.

Yeah, they do. But, like, you know, they live like kings, and then, you know, we eat them. But how does the meat get graded? Is it like this part of the cow's an F and this part's an A, or is it this cow is an F and this cow is an A? I think it's a whole cow. I feel like every cow should be an A. Why? Not every human's an A.

Participation counts. Not every human's an A. Why should every cow be an A, stupid cows? No, I think if you're a cow, like, bro, if I'm a cow and I'm literally being bred to be killed and eaten, the least you could do is give me a good grade before I get slaughtered. That's true. That is unfortunate that you're living, like, your purpose is for that. And then you failed anyway.

And then you failed. That is unfortunate. Also, I don't know which life, like, how far into a life the cow is killed. oh like are are we like if you if you breed a cow to to completion to be eaten how how how old do you let it get like do you just let it get old and then when it dies you have the meat or do you is there a specific age at which cows taste the best and when is that age probably right before they start aging the bad way. Yeah, it's probably right after their adolescence.

Yeah, their prime. Their adolescence. You think so? Like when they're a young adult, probably. Pop. Prime right there. Or at least, you know, you know how humans, males, peak at 33 or something? Probably right at 30, we catch them.

I go earlier. I go like, if you're going to compare it to a human, I'd say probably like a 21 year old. That's going to be juicy. That's going to be juicy. I don't know. I don't know how Now, you asked before if we let them die of natural causes. Yeah, that was crazy. This one died of a heart attack, a stroke.

Not die of natural causes per se, but just like let them like, oh, they're about to die. This is the time, you know? Have you seen anything about the meat industry? There's no way. They put baby chicks in a blender. Why would anybody complain if we're just eating them when they're dead anyway? I mean, that's definitely how some cows. Oh, my God, no.

Danny, no. Oh, absolutely. Oh, Danny, no. Well, absolutely. There are definitely farms. Absolutely. The milk cows, yes, because as soon as they can't produce milk anymore or their milk starts to slow down, milk production, then we'll kill them.

You're talking about a farm that has a dad with a bad back and nine kids to work on the farm, and this is the only thing feeding the family. None of us are talking about that. But I'm also talking about these A5 Wagyu cows. Oh, okay. I think they're treated like royalty and have a good life. Yeah, yeah.

I still don't think it's until when they have dementia. I don't think we're eating dementia cows that are Wagyu beef. It's the same thing. It's a combination. It's prime. It's got to get worse over the years. Do you think an old cow would taste better than a new cow? You think Mike.

I don't know. You think Mike. I think if a cow is pampered like they say it is, I think maybe it does get better with age. Have you had veal? I have had veal. Veal's really good. Who do you think's meat tastes better, a grandpa's or a teenager's? I'm eating a teenager, personally.

What are we doing? But teenager's is different because that is veal. It's going to be wrinkly. That's different. It's a whole different category. I'm talking about humans now. All right, so you think that when the cow is young, it tastes really good. Then somehow when it becomes an adult, it tastes bad,

and then it starts to grow up again as it gets older? No, I'm just saying maybe it starts good, it gets better, but less fatty. It's in the prime of their life, lean, muscular. This is like their most active period. And as they kind of transition into a more sedentary lifestyle, that's when the marbling starts to take effect. He's just making things up. I mean, yeah, but also...

I feel like we're all making things up here. No, we're not making things up. How are we all making things up? You don't know this. We're on the page. What we're making up is way closer to the truth, I think. Well, that's what I'm saying. We're all making it up either way.

I don't think I'm making anything up. That means you are. I said I don't think I'm making anything up. Every factory farmed cow lives a sedentary life the whole entire time. I'm not talking about the cows that get butchered to be in the McDonald's burger. But that's 90% of cows. You're talking about Wagyu. That's like an absolute outlier.

I'm just saying, like, the best of the best meat, how long does that cow live? That's what I want to know. Not long enough. The reason I talk about this is because I saw a How It's Made type thing on Hot Dogs the other day. I just watched it. And it said, I didn't know this. It said that most hot dogs are a mix of chicken, beef, and pork, which is crazy. I don't get chicken in my hot dogs.

That's what I'm saying, bro. It's all the leftovers from all the meats, and they just fucking. If I had no idea and I had to put my house on what animal a hot dog was, I would have done pig 11 out of 10 times. I thought it was pig. I think beef's more common, though. It has a pig color. I knew this specifically with Subret because you ever go to a hot dog truck? A lot of those guys are Muslim guys, and they're slanging beef ranks.

That's true. That's how I knew that. I thought it was just a thing where there's turkey bacon. I thought it was just a weird form of hot dog. I thought it was still pigs, though. I guess so. That makes sense. But we were talking about murdering cows for a little too long there, probably.

All right. You know, we should talk about murdering lanternflies. More? Well, what I was going to say is I think we should give up and raise the white flag because I think we lost the war there. Like, they're still telling you to go out and murder, but we've been doing it for months, right? Yeah.

And we're losing. We're losing the lanternfly war. Sometimes you just got to know when to give up. Wave the white flag, surrender, let the lanternflies take over, eat what they want to eat. I think this situation, it seems like the cat's out of the bag, kind of. Like, maybe if there were 100 and we all banded together and killed the 100, we could have stopped the problem. I think we're a little past where we are. I think it's about containment in New York.

We're trying to not make it go to the West. But how would that even be possible? We're ground zero? We're just trying to kill them. We're not an island. I know. They will spread eventually. So we're just trying to slow it down.

We actually are an island, but yeah. Oh, they're... Wait, isn't that what you said? Wait, wait, wait, wait. They're relegated to Long Island? No, but they're... Okay, they're not. They're in New York, so New York's not an island.

All of New York City is an island, except for the Bronx. Wait, but what does that... Okay, so are they relegated to New York City? I don't know. What does the word relegate mean? All I know, it just means like contained. I don't even know if that's the right... Why didn't you just say that?

Why didn't you just say contained? But all I know is that the big thing is to try – they can't get to California because their main thing is grapes, and they don't want to disrupt the wine industry. Right, but if they are out of – yes, if they are still stuck on Long Island, maybe, and New York City in general, maybe we have a chance. But that's not the case, right? They're in New York. Are they in the Bronx? The Bronx is not an island, is it? It's not an island.

The Bronx is the only place that's connected to the mainland. Are they in the Bronx? I don't know. They're everywhere. The cat's out of the bag. Also, what does it matter if it's an island? They have wings. They have wings.

What does it matter? No, people in Jersey. Aren't people in Jersey killing them? They can't fly across a body of water like that. What body of water? Have you ever seen them? There's tunnels. They just fly and jump.

There's tunnels on a bridge. Thank you. There's 21 bridges, actually. The bridge could be true. The tunnels, I guess, as well. Dude, people in Jersey are killing them. The point is that they don't think the cat's out of the bag. Yeah, it's just you see fucking 100 of them and you kill three and you go.

Yeah, but if there was a zombie apocalypse and there was just zombies in New York and some wound up in Jersey, you don't just stop killing the zombies. Yeah, you keep killing them. You keep killing the zombies. You definitely keep killing them. Will it stop the worldwide zombie outbreak?

Probably not, is my point. Will it slow? Yeah, and maybe now that gives time for the California defenses and the military to come in and help us. Yes, yes, yes. We got to slow. But that's, again, pointing towards

we're going to slow it down so we can slow it down from reaching California. And this is like insinuating that there could be a permanent solution in the future, which I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't think they're making a cure. All right, new segment, things I learned on the internets.

No, we don't want this segment. Things I learned on the internets. I'll let you in on this. When I say, here's Johnny, what do you think? The Shining? The Shining. I guess he got it from something. Things I learned on the internet,

Here's Johnny is from the Johnny Carson show, not something... Jack Nicholson made it up. It was an improv line, and it's a rip-off of Here's Johnny from the Johnny Carson show. Didn't know that for 26 years. Didn't know that.

Look at that. To be fair, that is quite a bit before our time, so there's no way for us to even know that. And supposedly Stanley Kubrick didn't know about it. And so he was like, oh, I guess that's fine. He doesn't watch late night. Oh, did, who was it? Johnny Carson?

The original Tonight Show? Did Carson get upset? And he's like, what the fuck was that? I don't know. Thanks for the fact, man. You're welcome. I'm just saying, that honestly shocked me, because I thought that was totally from The Shining.

Dude, do you know how many movies that come out, horror movies, and it's like, oh, wow, that's a nice concept. And then you realize, oh, it was just from the 60s anyway. Like, even the most random movies, there's so much stuff that we have no idea where it originated. Like, nothing. Like, something especially like that, like, you have no way of knowing. So what are you supposed to do? Just go, eh, I think he got it from somewhere.

Well, it just kind of, I guess, shows a divide in people who like that movie. Because I'm sure half the people who love that movie absolutely know what it's from. And half of them, the younger generation, don't. You think so? I feel like that's probably pretty, people probably don't know that. I feel like, I mean, The Shining is pretty old. And Johnny Carson isn't that old. But I feel like that connection is so random, kind of, isn't it?

Wait, was it Johnny Carson, then David Letterman, or is David Letterman a different show? David Letterman is the late show. Okay. The Tonight Show is like Jay Leno. When I think of late night show hosts, Johnny Carson always immediately is like the fucking founder. Yeah, yeah, he's like the number one.

What time period was he on? I got to look that up. I don't know. And I don't know if the Johnny Carson show is different than the Tonight Show. What about all the kids that are going to see the dances on Fortnite or the characters? And, you know, it's true, though. Yeah. And they see Darth Vader, and then their parents try to make them watch Star Wars.

Like, oh, the guy from Fortnite. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's just gone. From 1962 to 1992. So pretty recent. That is way more recent than I thought. What was it? The 62.

From 1962 to 1992. and The Shining came out in 1980. So it was a very actually relevant reference at the time. But again, no one from our generation The character's name in The Shining is John, right? Yeah, I guess that's part of it. Are we sure? No.

Because then it's really random. I haven't seen The Shining in a long time. Me neither. Never seen it. Can I ask you something seriously? What have you seen? It's a genuine question. It's a good question.

I've seen a lot of things. Rattle small. I don't, I can't. Rattle small. Have you ever seen Beetlejuice? No. That's crazy. Let's see.

Have you seen the Rockies? What is that? Impossible, JT. Oh, yeah, Rocky. Yeah, the Rockies. That was a weird way to say it. Have you seen the Rockies? I've seen Rocky.

Yes, I've seen, ooh, what's the Russian one? Four. I've definitely seen, Whoops. I've definitely seen up to four. All right, that's fine. That's good.

Terminators? Yeah, of course. Indiana Jones? Oh, good one. Yes. But these are ones that I've, like, that's one that I saw as a pretty young kid. I don't really remember. That's actually true for me.

If you, like, gave me Indiana Jones quiz, you probably wouldn't do that great, even though I've seen all of them. And if I made a reference that was, like, a little more obscure in Indiana Jones, it could probably fly by you, right? Yeah. That's how it would be for me. Okay. See, you guys are naming, but if you think, hold on.

Well, you have to start. You're naming massive, massive series? Yeah, we need a baseline. You're naming massive household name series and then comparing it to a one-time classic movie. I'm talking about one-time classic movies, like The Shining. That's fine, but we needed some kind of baseline, because if you didn't see any of those, then it's no hope. There's no hope. Now we need one-time classic movies.

I bet. I've seen a lot more than you guys think for the one-time classics. Okay. I need a list in front of me. Yeah, me too. Not as much as the horror movies, though. Like, The Shining and Beetlejuice are both horror, right? Yeah, yeah.

I keep thinking of series. Well, the thing is, a lot of classics get a second and third and fourth movie. Have you seen Jaws? Yes. Oh, come on. Okay, good. Come on. He was about to be upset.

I'll give you one. The Godfather. Never seen it. Classic series. It's a series. Because you told us not to do series. The Wizard of Oz? Yeah, but I'm not a fan.

Titanic? Saw the first 15 minutes, fell asleep. So you didn't see the Titanic? Yes, I didn't see it, no. That's the boring part. Very boring. You ever see Armageddon? Oh, oh, oh, no.

Bruce Willis into an asteroid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know about it. Independence Day? Yeah, of course. How do you say yeah, of course? Because that movie's awesome. How do you say yeah, of course?

Secret agent Cody Banks? all of them we're getting unfair that's unfair oh why have you not seen it yes I know Spy Kids

Spy Kids um okay Grease ooh uh no dude Jurassic Park uh yes

okay um how many Jurassic Parks are there definitely not all of them there's three originals did you see the first three definitely not the three originals

no definitely like like the first and then I don't know about the other two not sure you didn't see any like all with

Professor Grant talking about the originals I've definitely seen the first I don't know even what I've seen of the other two wait I got more Shawshank Redemption

yes of course guys don't of course me oh the Karate Kid yeah with Jaden Smith don't fuck around yeah I have seen the Karate Kid

with Jaden Smith wait no wait don't skip that over no let's move on I've never seen the original Karate Kid no

seen the one with Jaden Smith man I saw it in theaters actually you know what I've never seen the original Karate Kid either yeah

what are we doing like fucking 70s or some shit you guys are just upsetting me honestly Forrest Gump okay yes massively overrated

and dumb it does it feels like a very long movie when you're watching it I think that movie is just so so like quotable I also think

it's a very good like depiction of the time that it's like represented that dude did a lot of things Jenny terrible person

I'll be honest I can't speak on Jenny's character I don't really remember the movie that well I just know about Forrest, and I know about a guy missing his legs, and then he won ping-pong. She contracted AIDS and then died and gave the baby to Forrest. Wait, when did that come out, Forrest Gump?

70, 80? Really? 70s, that's too old. 80? I mean, it takes place in the— I would say even newer, right? I would say 90s. It takes place in the late 60s during the Vietnam War, right?

It doesn't mean they had to shoot it then. No, true. So probably 80s? Is it 90s? I think 90s. 1994. 1994. We were right.

Hell yeah. When I was running track and field in high school. You pretended you were Forrest Gump? No, not that. It's just whenever I would, every single day for practice, you know, you go and run outside. And people driving and buying cars would always go, run, Forrest, run. Yeah. Very, very, like, I don't know.

Kind of rude, honestly. I guess. It's not even that it's rude. It's like, I don't know. I don't think that movie's funny, so I don't think that that quote's funny. None of it's funny. Very unoriginal if every single person does it. Also, he outran his crippleness.

He ran himself out of being crippled. Don't know how that worked. I don't think that's... Oh, that's how it works. I know the scene happened that way, where he runs out of his braces, but I thought that was more of a metaphor thing. I don't think he actually cured himself by running.

That's kind of the premise of the entire movie. It's up to interpretation, for sure. if it's a metaphor then good for them but that is the premise of the movie yeah I guess so also if that guy

made fun of you like that just in his car or girl I don't know girls can be mean by himself driving or herself driving that's just rude

but it was also that's why I asked when it came out because I didn't know when it came out so if it had just come out when I was like

I don't know early in high school running or maybe a couple years prior it might make a little more sense but are you seriously shouting this movie quote

from the 90s at kids running at a child it's just strange to me it was very strange at the time it's rude I'm not gonna lie

every time I see somebody running I do think about that see that's crazy I really do I swear to god every single time I see somebody running

especially if like it's a guy who has like long hair running you think of Forrest run Forrest run it was just Danny that yelled at you while he was driving by

I don't even think it's trying to be funny it's just like it's just like something that is everybody knows what it is oh if you scream it out

to a child that's running you're trying to do something. You can't possibly say it's not trying to be funny. What is it trying to be? You think you're just, oh, you really look like that guy from that one movie. I think it's just a callback, you know? It's like every time I see a bicycle person,

I say, like, oh, look, it's Lance Armstrong. No, you don't say that. In my head, I certainly do. No, you don't. I don't say it to them. Oh, every single time I see somebody in a spandex bicycle outfit, I think, I say, oh, look, it's Lance Armstrong.

I swear to God. What if there's seven of them? Awesome. Lance, Lance, Lance. Usually, if I see it in a car with somebody, I'll say, oh, look at this Lance Armstrong over here. Every time. Gets a laugh every time? Pretty much, yeah.

And then we typically talk about how I would murder that person because I'm usually in a car. So somebody, the next joke is usually like, oh, open your door. Splat. It gets funnier every time. You do not, you see a guy on a bicycle in the fucking spandex and all, and you do not think of Lance Armstrong? I just go, oh, look, that loser on a bike blocking my traffic. I don't. And I don't think of Forrest when I see people running.

These are crazy to me. The Forrest one I kind of understand a little more. The social impact. Which way? The Lance Armstrong one. I thought that was a universal truth that everybody says, oh, it's Lance Armstrong. You could say that about like, oh, when I see someone playing soccer.

I think like Ronaldo, when I see someone running, like, oh, you're saying both. Like, talking about like, I don't know, the one famous person from all these activities. When you see someone else do these activities, do you think of that person? It's only for biking? I'll tell you what. If I saw someone swimming out in the ocean, I was on the beach, I'd be like, look at that fucking Michael Phelps out there. Yeah, I think that's the thing is that soccer has so many stars that it's like biking. Okay, we're not swimming.

Biking, I only know one person. Swimming? Swimming, I would probably say Michael Phelps. Or if they were swimming across a channel, I'd probably go with that other old woman. You don't know her name, so you can't. No, you would not. You don't know her name, so you can't even say that. No, you would not.

I know her name. It's Amelia Earhart. No, I'm kidding. If I saw someone crashing a plane. Whenever I see a female pilot, I say, it's Amelia Earhart over here. I don't know any famous male pilots now that I think about it. Sully.

True. Denzel Washington in that other movie. Captain Sully. No, not Denzel Washington. No, I split them up. It was Tom Hanks as Sully. I split them up. Okay, so when you see someone running,

you think, okay, Tom Hanks is Forrest Gump. when you see someone flying a plane you go okay Tom Hanks is what if you see somebody playing golf I go uh

Adam Sandler let's have you go more what do you go well I mean Tiger Woods I was assuming he was gonna go yeah

if I see if I see anybody playing golf I think of Tiger Woods Tiger Woods didn't even it wasn't give him 30 guesses

wouldn't have been Tiger Woods is what it looked like his face but either way I don't know I was going movies the whole time

oh I'll say Tom Hanks is this Tom Hanks is this Tom Hanks is Tiger Woods that was one of his best films every time I see you know a group of bicyclists

or something while I'm driving I'm like oh the fucking Sons of Anarchy over here that's funny see you guys

don't do this every time oh I do it I do that one a lot I only do that when it's children you guys have all said you guys have all said

every time I believe that you've like thought that a couple times made that joke you guys do not think this every time oh if it was if it's more than four bikes

and it's around my car or something with traffic, it'll come out of my mouth. When I'm by myself, it'll come out of my mouth. For sure, bicycle people. Specifically in the, I think it's called Leica. That's like their spandex. I don't believe that you guys' thoughts are that predictable. I don't, I don't, I barely even see the spandex people.

I'm just talking about weirdos on bikes. My thoughts are that predictable. It's like a feedback loop, especially with these jokes. I can't believe you don't think that, actually. What do you think when you see a bicyclist? How do I run them over? See, that's what I was my second thought. That was his second thought.

I skipped the whole Lance Armstrong bit. You see a bicyclist on the, you're like, oh, that's like 40 points plus the bike. Also, Lance Armstrong, anytime I hear about somebody with testicular cancer or one ball. Oh, now you're giving him too many things. Like, he can't have that many things. Now the joke's getting stale. I mean, I feel like in some ways that had to have helped his biking. Oh, no, definitely.

I think the opposite. Not the cancer, but it's certainly more comfortable to sit on a bike seat with only one testicle. I don't think so. Wait, what do you think wasn't helping him? I don't think having one ball. Why, though? You think if he had two, it wouldn't have mattered, you're saying? No, I'm saying that competing at the highest level of any athletic competition, having one ball cannot help you.

It can only hurt you. What if it did help? Well, also, you're talking about testosterone, probably, because you're a nerd. That's a freaking nerd. Well, he made up with steroids anyway. Would you sit on your balls when you're biking? No, you don't. No, I don't, bro.

The fucking thing goes up my ass cheeks. You're not supposed to sit up your ass cheeks. No, you don't sit on your balls, but your balls go. I just asked if you sit on your balls. Your balls go in between that, like, front part. No, they do not. No, they don't. Dude, how do you sit on a bike?

I just sit. The bones of your ass, like your whatever those are called, They go on the widest seat of the bike And your balls If this was the front of the bike This is the back of the bike Each one of your balls sits like this Bro, why are you putting on a front here?

No, I swear to god Wait a minute That's how I sit on my Peloton too What the fuck happened? Your balls are big enough that they drape over each side Of the front of the fucking seat Bro, you're supposed to just prop forward And your gooch takes most of the run

This seat is this long What are you supposed to do with your balls? Not one ball on each side. Oh, yes, they do. Oh, yes, they do. No. Yes, they do. Look at this guy.

Wait a minute. What? No, no, no. This is crazy to me. I want you to fucking get naked and sit on the bike seat for me, and I will show you the ball displacement. Danny, not only do you have the biggest balls in the world, you must have the saggiest balls in the world, too.

I'm not saying they fucking droop around. That is what you said. And are like a fucking, what is that thing called? Kinetic balls. They're not like that. But they certainly, one is on this side and one is on that side. No. Dude, you used to bike a lot.

What do your balls look like? Again, and this is the comfortable position to ride in. And so when you have one ball, you can just place it directly on the middle of the seat. No. This is how he became champion. I am almost positive. and the blood transfusions and cheating

steroids no specifically blood transfusions yeah I thought it was I thought it was like blood transfusions or something was it steroids too I think it's both and we're good here for Jason

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