Picky Boys Podcast - We Bought Tickets to a "SWINGERS" CRUISE! - Picky Boys Podcast #321

Episode Date: April 28, 2024

On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss Danny's train incident, being stuck in a car during an update, which of your fingers is the strongest, poking dead bodies for the sake of art, and what are the rules on Florida's new naked cruise! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Join Patreon for instant access to 100's of extra Picky Boys Videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Get Picky Boys Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

so is it saying you can't take photos or videos of people wearing lingerie or is it lingerie is prohibited lingerie is prohibited my point is when you update it why can't you leave the car that's a great point i don't know elon what are we doing he kissed the lips he said it i didn't say that i did never kiss the lips before but i wouldn't be above it in many ways do not understand the you know the care and you know i don't know what are you about what's yeah what's going on here i don't understand like okay here we go welcome back to the picket boys podcast oh hated every part of that was that an impression yeah was that an impression no it's just something that came out of me i felt it and i went with it okay well you

No, keep doing that. Maybe one of them will hit. Love that. You've got JT here and a thief. Thief? You're wearing my hat, bitch. First of all, you're not a Yankees. Oh, that's yours.

Yeah. You're not a Yankees. That's why. Not going to insult the hat. You're a Yankees fan. You're not a Yankees fan, and I don't even think you know what the other team is. The Dodgers. Two teams I hate.

All right, and you rep them? That's fucking weird. This is the people I hate hat. This is the people I hate hat? Yeah. That's just that. I can't wait for the next hat Danny comes in. All right, fine.

Danny wears hats only of the things he hates. And if you're a Yankees fan, then you shouldn't really be wearing the Dodgers because they're enemies. Yeah, it's them beating up this guy. Ooh, so you need like a lesser than or equal to sign on there. Yeah, I'm going to Sharpie it in. I'm going to do that right after this.

See, I thought you just liked to fence it because you also have, from way back in the day, a May-Mac hat, which is Mayweather versus McGregor. You have both of them. It doesn't pick a side. I'm pretty sure that just came when you buy the pay-per-view. And I think that just came. Oh, there you go.

So we watched it in the yard. They should let you pick. They should let you pick. Also, Mac May is way worse than May Mac. That's Mayweather versus Conor McGregor, the boxing match from like 2016. I hate the abbreviations there, honestly. May Mac. It has to be the first three for sure.

No, I know. It just makes it sound like an airport. Because then it would be MCG. For McGregor, that's terrible. It's got to be Mac. The Mystic Mac. Just put Mayweather and McGregor on the same hat. No, that's too many letters, dude.

We'll put their faces. That's even worse. Even worse. And little boxing gloves. Yeah, little boxing gloves. I'll tell you what. If they had little men, like they were tiny, not their faces, but little bodies like that or something, like Mike Tyson, One Punch.

Oh, like video game little? Yeah, something like that. Those would be cute. That would be cute. Still wouldn't have worn them. Anyway, how's your day? How's your week been since the last time we talked? Since last week.

I mean, that's what we do here, right? All right, so I need to count our week. I got it. I got it. I got it. Danny, how was your week? No, that's not what I'm saying at all. What happened?

What happened? That's not what I'm saying at all. Nothing happened. Everyone knows someone like that. They ask you about, oh, wow, your shoes look really nice. And all you know is that they want you to ask about their shoes. Oh, these? I had a very, you know, just regular week.

Nothing special. I just wanted to know. Sorry I want to know about my friends and their lives. I don't believe you. But I was on the subway. I knew it. I was on the subway, and I had a very authentically New York experience. You saw a rat.

Well, no, everybody has those. Right. But first of all, the subway car I'm on, if there was a play, if this whole scene was a play, this would be like the stereotypical cast of New Yorkers. Real mixed bag of people, all different races, all different obviously careers. It's just a very New York group of people.

Were you the lead in this play? No. Oh, okay. No. Either way, so the train opens, and a woman starts to walk onto the train. She's the lead. Maybe. Can you please?

A woman starts to walk onto the train, and you can see she's holding, like, two kids' hands. All right. And she walks in, and something falls, and she screams bloody murder. Jesus. And everybody thinks, oh, my God, the child fell into the thing. And so all the New Yorkers spring into action. like some somebody people go to hold the door some guy was about to pull the emergency brake fair and then she realized everybody realized that she had just dropped her phone down there

and so and and so it was just such a great i don't know it was such a great example that like new yorkers when there's an actual thing will come together yeah and then as soon as they learned it was their phone they were like get off the train somebody will get it you know somebody who works here will get it after the train leaves get the hell out of here new york is such a place where it goes from, we need to help everybody to get the fuck out of my way. The train is trying to move. And it was just the duality of New Yorkers.

And I loved it. That's beautiful. I loved it. That's beautiful. What would that play be called? I don't know. Trouble on the Tracks. All right.

All right. All right. We can workshop that. A little on the nose. Yeah, we can workshop that. I'm sorry. It's a little derivative, actually. Also, by the way, that lady, unbelievably the lead.

Unbelievably the lead. Well, and then afterwards, the subway doors closed, she went off, and everybody was just talking like they all knew each other. Like, oh, my God, I thought the baby fell. He was like, I thought the baby fell, too. I was about to pull the brake. And then it was just a nice moment of camaraderie and then anger together. Yeah. What did you do to help?

Just watch. I knew it. I knew it. You've been in New York all your life. How are you not one of the people? I knew it. To be fair, I could have stopped the train if it was actually the baby. What are you going to do?

I was standing by the door, so I could have just body-blocked the door, and then the train can't leave. Danny's getting sandwiched by the door. I mean, if it were to save a child, that would be a fine thing for me to do. You're not going to crush you. Were you under the impression at all at first that it was a baby? Oh, for sure. So you didn't do it.

Again, I was right by an open door, so if it was trying to close and there was a problem, I would have stuck my leg out. What was the big reveal, by the way? That it was her phone. The child walked into the train. And then did anyone go like, oh, was there another child? And then she said, oh, no, it's my phone. Oh, my God, my phone, my phone.

And then that's when everybody turned against her. Get off the train. Get somebody from the MTA. They'll help you later. Now they're just going, stupid bitch. Yeah. But that was my story. And I thought it was nice.

It's just nice to see the humanity in people sometimes. You know, it's like a child was in danger. And all of these strangers, like, really did jump into action to help them. Children, for sure. Children, everyone, everyone helped them. And I think if it was a person who dropped, you know, their leg in, they would have helped. Yeah, but I feel like slightly less people. My point is, you know, you're getting the maximum amount of people at child.

But yeah. And not even all of them sometimes. It just, you know, it's like, it's a restored faith in humanity moment. And yours was low. Yeah, at the time, maybe it was low. A little bit low. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Have you ever, guys, thought about, like, whenever I walk over, like, a sewer grate and I have my phone, I'm like, okay, don't drop this.

Don't drop this. That would suck to drop it in a sewer grate. There are a lot of times where we're trying to find parking spots, and if it's over a sewer grate, I go, you know, let's just find another spot. As soon as you open the door. Yeah, yeah. Phone out the pocket. The danger of opening your door when you're in a car and your life falling out of your pockets is so high, and it's happened to me twice, and I'm not doing it again. i will say one thing that i think i overlook is that my car has like you know the key fob so you

don't need to actually like like when you open when you walk close to the door you just get to open it and then you can just press the button and start it right it kind of feels like magic it's like i never put a key in like if when i just walk up to it it opens it feels like just kind of open sesame magic car and i love that i saw a video we might need you to look this up i saw a video of okay so tesla right i saw a video of this girl that accidentally started updating the car while she was in it and she couldn't get out of it like you can't get out of the car when it's updating you're not supposed to update it while you're inside and it was you know it's starting to get summer and she was sweating and she was patting like i hope i have enough oxygen

left i don't know if that's how that works in a car yeah right there two weeks ago guys i'm literally a moron. I'm a moron. Updating my car. By the way, it's been updating for the past 30 minutes. It says it's only supposed to chart or update for 24 minutes. And when your car is updating, you are stuck in your car if you activate it when you're in here. So I did that and now I'm stuck in my car, literally dripping sweat. And inside my car, it's 103 degrees. So I'm slightly freaking out i hope i don't like run out of air i can't open up the doors that's enough but they're also being claustrophobic no no it's just like we don't got to watch a minute of her complaining that this dumb ass got trapped in a car if she really wanted to she could get out you pull the

back seat down and then go through the trunk dude that is just so much work i mean if you're dying no no the trunk every every trunk i think it's a i'll tell you what you have to have like a glow in the dark little knowing the tesla maybe they don't have that besides the point i'm saying just the fact that because I'm updating my car by the way let me say that again updating my car

I need to now go out through the trunk it's like that doesn't make any sense why does it have to be airtight sealed like we're going into space that's a mode it has

it's not always airtight sealed my point is when you update it why can't you leave the car that's a great point I don't know Elon what are we doing

I mean why were they recalled oh cyber trucks were just recalled because there's like a front panel there's like a cover on the gas pedal that can slide up

and get stuck at like 100% acceleration. Oh, okay. And so they recalled them all. And not for the finger chopping? No, it wasn't for the finger chopping. I mean, I think there is, they should definitely fix that

because, you know, they're all fancy and they have, you know, all these sensors or whatever. But there are also some things just like if you're a dumbass, you're a dumbass, you know? Like don't put your finger

in a thing that's closing. That could work. Because I could chop off my finger on any car. Yeah. I tried hard enough. I don't think you'd have to even try that hard. I think you're right.

Yeah, just fucking slam a door in your finger. There it is. Nick did that to me once. Didn't break it. Yeah, I've done that. It didn't come off. And it didn't break it. Thought it was broken.

See, I think if you actually really want your finger to come off, you put your finger. Let's not tell people how to chop off their fingers. You put your finger in the, when the door is open, in the edge, the corner of the door. And then you slam it. Okay. I'll keep that in mind. You know, when you're pulling on the handle, the door that – when it swings out, that part's kind of soft. The hinge part, that's a hard boy.

That's a hard boy. Oh, it's coming off if you put it there. No. That's where I got slammed in. No, no, no. It's kind of cushioned. Where you said. Oh, the hinge part.

Where he said. It's coming off. I mean, it's not. I don't think it's surviving there. Also, there's something about force. Something in the – the forces on the hinge point are larger than the swinging part. Something like that. What?

I don't know. Why did that even matter? That's for scientists to figure out. Why did that even... The point is, don't put your fingers near anything that's closing. I heard that if your pinky gets cut off, they don't even reattach it. But I don't think that's true. Why not?

No. If I have it. Wait, maybe it's pinky toe. That might be true. Because they're like, I think so useless. I heard that, but then I also read something that if you lose your pinky, you lose 50% of your hand strength. I don't know if that's true.

That's definitely not. I don't know if that's true. in fucking when I used to take this whole go like this and then go like this this entire muscle

is like connected she's right it feels so good when you do this it is not 50% because we could go on the fucking bar right there

and I could hang for way longer like this than I can like this well definitely not longer oh you mean that than just my pinky so it's not 50%

that's not fair I don't think that's fair as uh something okay I can hang I can hang for for

Jason Jason if you lose your pinky if you lose he gets it It's not 50%. It's like the sum of your parts are greater than the whole type situation. I do not buy that it is 50%.

Do my test. Do my test. Dude, it feels weak. I'll tell you this. He's not doing the test. You're not doing it. Do the test, please. Look, your pinky's out.

What do you want? Do the test. Go like this. I don't care about your test. He's not doing the test because he knows. The pinky finger and the ring finger act as a power bottom? First of all, I don't trust this scientist terminology. Every time we ask Jason to look something up, he rolls his eyes, does it begrudgingly,

and then just does the roll. What are we doing? This lady called it a power bottom, bro. You're going to believe her? She's a hand therapist. Yeah. She called it a power bottom. She sounds like a sex therapist.

A certified hand therapist. Okay. I'll tell you this. Maybe sex therapists can know about it. What is that? Sex therapy is real. A certified hand therapist and a certified sex therapist. There's a middle of a Venn diagram there.

Just hand jobs. That's it. Well, that's the middle. I could give you a hand job without my pinky, and it would be just as good. Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so. Yes, I could. What did I just hear?

No, you're about 15 seconds behind in the combo, and you're out of it now. He was about to re-say it. Well, he said if he gave me a handjob without a pinky, it would be just as good. Just as good. I don't think it would be just as good. I don't think it would be just as good.

That bottom force is... Oh, so this metric is about 50% pleasure of a handjob. You need the pinky for that. Oh, yeah, pinkies. This is the same... This is quoting the same lady. One lady said this who's a sex therapist, and everyone buys it. Maybe she's just right.

You know, it just took one person to be completely correct. Okay, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. If you... First of all, this is making the pinky sound like the strongest finger. No. Yes, it is. No, it's like...

It's saying it accounts for 15% of the strength. Before, it said by digits. You know, it's like one digit, you have 15%. Then two digits, you have, you know, like 25%. It goes up at different increments. If you had to hang on a bar... Yes. And you have to achieve the longest time hanging on it possible.

All right. But I'm going to cut off one of your fingers before you do it. Right. Which one are you cutting? Middle finger. That's crazy. The middle finger is so long and so strong. That's crazy.

You're not going to choose the pinky. No. It is not strong. It's a lie. She's a liar. Do my test. I'll do it. Do the test.

No, you're not doing it. Go like this. It doesn't feel as strong. And you can't even do it. Go like this and then close your hand and go like. Wait, what am I not doing? You got to go like this. I'll tell you what, though.

This is what your grip strength is without your pinky. And now do it with the pinky. Oh, the grip. I'll tell you what, though. Try to do it. Now do it without the middle finger. Yeah, yeah. Do it without the middle finger.

It doesn't feel as good. It feels way weaker. Oh, no. This feels weak. This feels stronger than the pinky one. Oh, my gosh. Dude, there's a lot of meat here. Look at this meat.

Can you find any fucking scientist or something that's not luring? No, easy. Losing the finger, the ring finger decreased grip strength by 21%. See, that's not as much as the pinky. Together, losing the pinky and the ring finger decreased overall grip by 34% to 67%. That's a lot of percent. What do you say about the middle finger? How about you do this?

Look up the strongest finger. Like, what's the strongest finger? Look that up. No, the thumb's not a finger. That's a thumb. It definitely is not going to be the pinky. And again, bro, it's about the sum of the parts of the whole. Strongest finger on your hand.

I'm going to put my sum in your hole. The middle finger was the most important contributor to the grip check. Well, that's not great. Thank you. That is exactly what I said. That's not great. 30 seconds ago. That's not great.

Yeah, but see, you're arguing grip strength. No, he was arguing. Oh, no, it's stronger. The next most important is the combination of the ring and little finger. So really, your pointer finger is the one to do here, according to this. Well, this is combination. Again, we're judging them separately. You don't get to combine.

You don't get to combine. And the other one says the finger. Also, you're just using one metric. You're judging a fish how to climb a tree, not how to swim. It's not really fair here. How? Because you're judging just by grip strength or climbing strength, whatever it said. What did it say?

What are we judging? Unclear. Grip strength. I thought we were talking about grip strength the whole time. The little finger was the weakest overall. You know what? Thank you. You know, it's not about the strength of the pinky.

It's about what he contributes to the team. That's what you don't understand. It's about the team. Go up. Go up. When they talk about the strongest finger, the middle, which is what Danny's. Hold on. Danny said, oh, this is way weaker.

It literally says it right there. Secondly, secondly, when they're talking about the next one, they're combining ring and little. Yes, if I get to choose two over one, I'll choose two. You're just denying the other study that we saw. The study, it was a fucking sex therapist. Michael Jordan couldn't win his rings by himself. That's what I'm saying.

He needed a ring finger to wear them. Look up this. Look up exactly what I want to see. Pinky finger strongest myth. That's not fair. That's a loaded question. What are you, my therapist? You guys are looking up, oh, pinky finger strongest.

Oh, yeah, we're going to go on Reddit. Check this. We're going to go on Reddit. See what BumDestroyer23 says about it. This is the same thing. No, we're back at whatever her name was. All right. No, you got nothing either.

No, we have a source that says what you guys say and a source that says what I say. Yeah, but ours is a therapist. It's about this muscle here. It's not about the pinky finger itself. It's about this whole entire clasping at the bottom of the hand. I'm pretty sure your whole grip strength is controlled by one muscle. The forearm.

Yeah. Do you want to bet? Do my test. I think all the fingers are connected to the one muscle, but they all have separate tendons and shit. To the knee bone. But the tendons matter, you know? Well, yeah.

For sure. I didn't say they don't matter. Everything matters. I saw something the other day that was like, it was a Michelangelo statue, and it was like, this is how we know Michelangelo knew so much about anatomy, because the guy's pinky finger is up,

and there is a tendon that only reveals itself when your pinky finger is up. Yeah, I saw that. That guy's a freak. Also, what they used to do was just go into the morgues and just prod and prod at cadavers and dead bodies. They were weirdos. How else do you find out?

They don't, I'll tell you what, it would have looked just as good without knowing that the inside of a body works. No, no, no, it wouldn't have had the tendon. I disagree with this. I also, in many ways, do not understand the, you know, the care and, you know, I don't know. What are you about to say?

Yeah, what's going on here? I don't understand the care and respect we give towards a dead body. It's literally just like a thing now. It's just like a sandbag. I agree. It's still gross. It's still weird to go poke and prod. I don't think it's weird to go poke and prod if you're trying to learn.

These people didn't have the internet. There was nothing to do about it. That's true. Half of the scientists didn't even think that we were not at the center of the earth. That's true. What? Oh, it was half of the scientists didn't even believe that we were not at the center of the Earth,

so that a bunch of scientists believed that we were the center of the Earth. Center of the... What? Center of the solar system. Oh, my God, this guy. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The center of the solar system.

Because I gave him... What is it, heliocentric, something like that? That's too big a word. I gave him, like, three what's, and he said the same thing. I went, okay, so I'm here. The center of the solar system. So you couldn't believe anybody,

and the only way... Who says we're not? And the only way to do it is to just find out, is to go poke and prod a dead body. Who really? Which, who cares? The dead person doesn't care. First of all,

first of all, how do they not care more about the dead body than who cares if we're at the center or not of the solar system? Who gives a shit about that? It's more about

this fucking freak three houses down prodding my dead grandma so he could cut a marble. It's fucking weird. I do care more about that than the solar system thing. Well, the solar system,

you know, it determines a lot of other things. Who cares? This guy I think you have to care. took Graham Graham poked her, and then made a marble statue. You're going to poke and gram-gram?

Yes! I don't care! You care about the sun? I don't. I do not care about a dead body. Like, I don't care about it. Chop it up, poke it, do it to mine! Dude, half a bunch of people, I don't know, maybe it's half, a bunch of people get

cremated. They literally burn the body. They burn the body. Why is that not disrespectful but poking it for the sake of art and science is? Like, what is What is this? What is this? There's something pure about the cremation,

but also I guarantee you'd care about a dead body if one ended up in like your closet. Well, of course, that's not what I'm saying at all. That's kind of what you're saying. Yeah, and no, and what I'm saying is that I wouldn't care about like, oh, treat it with respect. I'd be like, get this thing out of here, throw it down the stairs, put it in a garbage bag.

You would not touch that body. Put it in a garbage bag, I don't care. You wouldn't touch it. You wouldn't touch that body. You wouldn't touch it. A dead body? Yeah, if it was in your closet? If not, I mean, well, no, of course,

That's because I'm afraid of the police. But if there was no police involved, I would absolutely throw that dead body in the trash. No, wait, question. Yes, I would. Are you one of the sickos that, like, at a funeral, you go and, like, kiss the body? Kiss. That's not what I mean. But I've touched dead people.

Did you kiss them on the lips? No. You kissed a dead body on the lips? No, I didn't kiss anybody. I've touched dead people. I didn't kiss them. How many dead people have you touched? I go to a lot of funerals.

He has a lot of people in his closet. Have you touched, like, the suit that they're wearing? No, the hand. Oh, you're touching a dead guy. Who cares? Poor woman. Who cares? It is literally just a fucking bag of bones.

What is our freak? No, you're the freak. No, I'm not the freak. I am the person who is rational here. There is nothing special or sacred about this thing. We are not our bodies. I agree with that. We are not our bodies.

Why do you have the need to go into a funeral and touch the body? Well, if it's someone that I love, it's a nice, you know, hold your hand nice thing. It's just like a great body. But you said before that we are not our bodies, and they're dead, so that's not them anymore. So you're just doing something weird. They are countering your own point. You're making our arguments for us. Well, that's just making yourself feel better.

But I do agree, at a larger scope, it is stupid. You know, I'm not saying that. Have you ever gone into a funeral, you just saw him, went in and touched the body? He kissed the lips. He said it. I didn't say that. I had never kissed the lips before but I wouldn't be above it

Danny oh my god Danny I was about to ask what would you do Danny if your significant other dies you give them a nice little kiss

no I've seen I've seen I've seen every single person like who who has had a living significant other

I've seen them kiss the body every single person on the lips on the lips maybe not on the lips more like a cheek kiss but either way I've seen

what's the difference no I've seen it I've seen it but there's there's my point is you're not like tonguing it, bro. Oh, I'm not saying that.

Also, I don't think you can. It's a little smooch. It's like a last... You're saying goodbye to their vessel. That's what you're saying goodbye to. It's a gateway to necrophilia. No, it is not. No, it is not. First of all, the lips are sealed anyway. We're getting blurry. That's what I was going to say.

The lips are sealed. We're getting blurry here. We're getting blurry. You're calling all of... You're calling somebody a necrophiliac. I think kissing... What did I do? You said you've seen it too. Bitch. I mean, it's still a gateway drug, kind of. It is.

So you're saying your grandpa is a gateway necrophilia? I almost said my grandpa was kissing dead bodies. Was it your grandma? It was your grandma. I don't know if it was my grandma. Your grandma's a gateway necrophilia? She's kind of strange. I don't know if Da Vinci took her yet.

You know what I mean? All I'm saying is that when I die, do not treat my body like some fucking... I agree. You keep making this point. Danny, no one's treating your body with respect. That's all I'm saying. I'm saying throw it in a fucking bag or a hole or a... We're not going to do that.

dirt box, or burn it. I don't care. I don't care. That's the point. You're making two separate arguments. And a lot of people... A lot of people do care as well. There are some people, my mom being one of them, that refuses to be buried in the ground.

I don't like the idea of it. It's like, you don't... It doesn't matter. When you're dead, you're dead. What's the difference? Well, I mean, you can respect what you want. I agree. No, of course I'll respect it. What does she want to do? She wants a mausoleum. That's in the ground. No, it's not.

That's one of the... The ones on top. You're on like a shelf. It's like a drawer. Oh, you're on like a drawer. She wants me to put it in the file cabinet? Yeah, she wants me to put it in the file cabinet. And you'll be like, oh, here's like the D section for Danny.

Here's the M section for Mom. Is that her name? Yeah, but I don't think that's how it works. It might be. It comes in twos. She wants to be to the right of my dad, which is where she sleeps, which is nice. Had we get here, what happened? I don't know.

Jason, what's the question? Jason has a great question for us. Or should we ask this first? You know, that's a good point. I have a question. Okay. I have a question. And it's, so the responsibility of our producers to cultivate these really thought-provoking

questions, you're very nuanced, very never been seen before, right? So he came today, and this is a question to you guys. It's not the question. It's what comes after. He asked this question. Would you rather suck the, do the first 90% of the blowjob or the last 10%? My question, that's not the question. My question is, have you ever heard that question before?

Yeah. We talked about this, I think, already. Right. now my question to everybody back there and i'm not going to punish him or you know do anything allegedly how many of you have heard that question before and i would need i need it in the comments or wherever whatever platform we are please you have any piece to say about it i did not claim that i created that question i said i saw it on instagram no one said any of that no one said any of that i think i don't know i mean more more than have you ever heard this question the job really

is, do you think that we would be able to give any unique insight on this question? I think you'd have a lot of unique insight. You have wise words. I don't know. You do have wise words. I don't know the answer to this question, honestly.

I think the last 10%. I mean, it's definitely the last 10%. Oh my gosh, it's definitely the first 10%. Are we really going to get into this? It's definitely the last 10%. I'd rather do the leg work and not have the fucking, you know. The leg work is really the worst part, I would assume. But the last 10%, that could

go pretty, you know, it's not Do I? We didn't say all that. Do I have to swallow? You didn't say all that. It's kind of like worse to spit. Yeah, if you spit, I feel like that's only 9%. No, no, no, it's worse

to spit. Why? If you spit, now you're like his dirty little slut who has cum all over your chest. Jesus Christ. Chess? Have you ever spit before? Also, this is a kid's program. Patreon was not a kid's program. This isn't the Patreon. It can't be.

This isn't Picky Boys After Dark. But we'll get more into it at patreon.com slash pickyboys, by the way. I don't want to talk about this more. Jason, just bleep all that. Jason, just bleep all that. That better be the clip, and you better put it out there. No, I still think the hard part about this is the first 90%. The hard part about it is the penis.

Exactly. Big dog. Big dog. Big dog. Big dog. I mean, in an ideal situation. All right, Jason, we can do a little more. We got a little news article for us.

What's happening in the world, Jason? Sure. JT sent this earlier this week. Oh. Yes, I did send this. Oh, let's just stick on the nude train. This is a cruise ship departing from Florida next year that is fully nude. And I think it's the first.

Of its kind. I don't know if it's the first of its kind or first in Florida. First of all, I love these. I have so many questions. I love these. Hold on. Can you scroll up first? Because I got a couple things here.

Just quick. Pack lightly. Love that. Scroll down. There's another one that's like the Bear Necessities. That's the company. Oh, that's what it's called? Yeah.

Held by nude cruise company, Bear Necessities. So I guess this must not be the first, right? No, it's Norwegian. Oh, it's a collab. Norwegian Cruise Line. So passengers cannot be nude at the port unless announcements are made. Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of...

I showed up with a suitcase and just... There's a lot of strange rules. That's not strange rules. No, no, no. Some of them make sense. No, on the actual. All dining rooms require clothes. Thank God.

But the buffet area does not, which feels like exactly, it shouldn't be the opposite, really. No, it's just, look, you know, this is a place of, you know, you got to wear clothes here, but at the buffet, go crazy. Go crazy. It's a buffet. I would be horrified to find a hair in my buffet meal. Oh, man. It says, the travel company also emphasized that taking photos and videos of any individual without consent is prohibited. okay fine as is wearing lingerie yeah i don't so is it saying you can't take photos or videos

of people wearing lingerie or is it lingerie is prohibited lingerie is prohibited no no no i think it's saying i think it's saying you can't take nude or long yeah yeah i think it's just saying you can't take photos when they're nude and and because they're like oh she's not nude she's wearing a fucking pasties on her nipples like no no can't take pictures of lingerie are you sure I think that's what it means. Why would they put that in the same sentence? Because why would wearing lingerie be a crime here? Because with these nudists, a lot of times, it's not a sexual thing.

And wearing lingerie makes it sexual. I'll tell you what, the wording is definitely weird. The wording is weird because it says, as is wearing lingerie, like that's also prohibited. Can we get the original statement, not the article? No, it's okay. If I'm going on this cruise, maybe I don't understand nudism, but I'm expecting it to be sexual. No, no, no.

Like, I think, again. Oh. Wait, scroll up. There's no titties or peepees there. See, at these. See, this is kind of nice. At these kinds of gatherings, again, like, having an erection is highly frowned upon. Well, no, no.

No one's saying. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, for sure, dude. No one's saying get hard around. I watched the nudist thing that said, like, having an erection is not frowned upon as if it's in a sexual nature

it is but erections are just they're just you know human nature human sexual nature yes yeah but you don't

you cannot first of all everybody knows this an erection does not have to be sexual in nature first of all everyone knows this if you're at a nude beach

and you get an erection you're supposed to like okay cover up politely or you just do it like an ostrich buried in the sand yeah I don't think it's frowned upon that's not fair

if you're rocking what do you mean it's not fair if you're rocking a fucking hard on at the nude beach people are gonna be like that guy's a creep and a weirdo

No, if you're, like, touching yourself, then yeah. But sometimes you've got an erection, and everybody gets an erection in mass. Everybody gets one. Everybody gets one. It's not a sexual thing. It could be. It's not. And you're supposed to, you know, politely cover up.

It's something in the incense. No, he's saying in church. What I'm saying is— I'm saying it doesn't have to be sexual. You're classifying it as a sexual thing, and an erection does not have to be sexual. Erections are sexual. They said there's a whiskey bar on the cruise. my point is

if there's one old bat who has a hard on at the whiskey bar surrounded by tits and him in the middle of the bar he's going it's not a sexual erection I promise

I don't believe him I mean that's fine if you don't believe him you believe him? my question simply is have you ever gotten an erection in a non-sexual context?

yes yes yeah that doesn't prove your point I think I had it would absolutely prove my point no no no

because by the very like nature by the very nature by the linguistics breakdown. Like, the penis is a sexual organ. Getting an erection is sexual. It is.

It's a sex organ. It's a sex organ. But it's also more than that. Okay. Not really. It's a bathroom organ. For sure. That's still sexual.

Which is why... No, it is not. No, it is not. Which is why you can go to the bathroom and pee, and that's not sexual. However, getting an erection is sexual. I disagree with this statement. that getting an erection is inherently sexual.

I have a better question. Is it 97% sexual usually? Of course. Then that's enough. That's enough. That's enough with a margin of error that we're finding. But it should not be profound upon then if it is a natural human reaction.

Type in, do nudists care about erections? Type it in. Of course they're going to say, oh, what's next? Dude, do nudists care about interaction? Type up. Type up, all right. If they do, I don't fuck with nudists because that is just so antithetical to their whole point.

3%. This is a natural body. It shouldn't be covered up. Do nudists have jobs? That's another good follow-up question. That is a good question. It's probably remote jobs. They could probably do remote jobs.

As long as the guys are discreet about it. Yes, cover up with a towel. Yes, exactly what I was saying. They didn't say cover up with a towel. That's what discreet means. Read the fucking full thing. They didn't say cover up, but they just said discreet. Cover up with a towel.

Danny, you're just reading the highlighted part. The established nudist erection etiquette is to cover up with a towel or go in the water. Or go in the water until the moment passes. This is what happens. It's Danny Fax. He just read the highlighted part. He read the highlighted. I told him it was there.

He went, no, it's not. I said, yes, it is. He went, no, it's not. Or go into the pool. I mean, I guess that's fair-ish. That's what we're saying. Exactly what I said. I said, when you get an erection, you're supposed to just cover up.

That's it. That's all we're asking. Because... Okay, well, this is the one TripAdvisor thing. I don't even know if this is written by a nudist. First of all, I would trust TripAdvisor completely about this. Why? Because they're the ones doing the trips.

TripAdvisor is just other people saying... It's just like Quora. It's a forum. It's a forum. What were you expecting as an answer? A scientist? Right there. Her actions are completely normal and natural.

That's Quora. No, you just said Quora's a bad thing. We nudist... I said TripAdvisor is equivalent to Quora. Yeah. They're both forums. So both should be taken into account. We don't care unless you make it a thing.

Don't make it a thing. It's an erection. Get over it. And cover up. That's it. That's it. Fucking do the helicopter with it. I just disagree with this notion that, like,

oh, you're a perv because you have an erection now. That's not necessarily the case. And also, specifically in places where some people don't get erections, I feel like oftentimes you do get an erection just because you can't. You know what I mean? No! I don't know what you mean. I'm saying it's like you ever laugh at a place where you're not supposed to laugh?

Yeah. Okay. If you tell me you're not supposed to get an erection, my mind is thinking about erections and now I get an erection. Right, right, right. But now you're saying, okay, you know how sometimes when you laugh when you're not supposed to laugh? But it's not funny. That's what you're saying. We're saying it's sexual.

You're saying, no, that's when it's the most funny is when you're not allowed to laugh. Yeah, exactly. So you're saying it's the most sexual. But inherently, it is not funny. It's just you're laughing because you're not supposed to laugh. And I'm saying, this is inherently non-sexual. I'm hard because you're saying I can't be hard. But that's the thing.

It's so not funny that it becomes funny. If the rule, it's so not funny. But it's not a one-to-one comparison. This is not so non-sexual that it becomes sexual. I think I just pulled my back laughing. That's not how it works. Kind of. No, not kind of.

First of all, also, so non-sexual that it becomes, their tits are out. What the fuck are you talking about? It doesn't have to be about that, bro. you are too you're thinking with your dick I'm thinking with my mind you're thinking with your dick and I think it's incredibly

fucking hypocritical he's thinking with his mind hypocritical what is the word no hypocritical it's hypocritical that nudists who love the body and care about the body

and don't see the body as sexual to see this thing as sexual. I don't know that nudists say that. Well, then why are you fucking naked? If it's... Because they want to see some tits. No, see, that's your misunderstanding. I am understanding them.

You are misunderstanding them. They set the cover up. First of all, it says some guy. It's just some guy. There is no answer that's not just going to be some guy. Give me a 30. Who cares? Who cares?

What is the difference between seeing a penis and seeing an erect penis? If you're a nudist and you don't care, what is the difference? This is a big difference. What is the difference? Big difference. Not for you, buddy. The only thing I got from that out of that whole thing was Danny saying, no, essentially, that if he saw a sign that said don't get an erection,

he'll immediately get an erection. Yes, basically. Yes, that is what I'm saying. and I that is a natural body response and I should not be ostracized I have to walk the plank on this cruise

because I got a boner sue me sue me I got a boner on the cruise sue me so are we getting tickets and I'm not gonna put it under the water even though it might make it look bigger big dog refraction maybe see now I'm making it sexual

and that's not good No, it's bad. Read Snooki's bibliography. She says penises look bigger underwater. She can see. We got to get out of here. Also, there's too many tears for today. Are we getting tickets?

Yeah, let's get tickets. Let's go. Anybody want to go on? Also, this is definitely a sex cruise. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. This is a sex cruise. It's for sure a sex cruise.

Yeah. That's why they're saying. What do you think the average age is? Old. Old. Saggy. Yeah. Yeah.

50 plus. No, you'd be surprised. There's 40s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Average, I'd say it's probably 50s, though. It doesn't be some 40s. 35 to 60.

And then it jumps a gap to 80s. All right. All right. Well, you might as well join the Patreon. I mean, it's patreon.com slash pickyboys. You get double the stuff, more than double the stuff, because of all the promotions and extra videos we do. JT, tell them where to find you.

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oh see now it's getting now that sounded weird I didn't mean not to sound weird the whole thing sounded weird that's what we were

getting at we're talking okay yeah no you know what let's just I'm gonna do it again you can find me

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