Picky Boys Podcast - We Counted Every Toilet We’ve Ever Used...(I'm Disgusted) - Picky Boys Podcast #415

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss truth telling, sciatica, an uber incident, what order you get ready in the mornings, and how many unique toilets you think you've used! Put your answer to the toilet question in the comments down below! PICKY BOYS MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

welcome back to the picky boys podcast i tried to be soft there because people tell me i'm yelling at them no the problem i see i don't want to start the podcast off like this oh why because we're because we're having a lot of fun we were in a good mood no i'm having a lot of fun i know you're having a lot of fun i just don't want to start chip chirping oh no i'm not about any of these people i said i saw i saw a comment online that said light just came on then he looks so warm now the sun oh no you're changing the background color oh it's a you know what it's it's you might then he broke this light a few months ago just leave it off because i already set up the lights to where it's oh geez oh well why did it come on randomly but yeah i don't want

to i don't want to hurt your eardrums no no yeah i'm trying not to hurt your feelings what i'm saying yeah i think oh yeah yeah i'm trying not to hurt your feelings so you're saying i do yell no not necessarily yes that's what you're saying i'm not saying it's necessarily the yelling that's the problem i'm saying for someone who's been podcasting for about seven years you're yeah you're you're spattle awareness from the mic is it's a little rough sometimes oh gotcha gotcha so sometimes jason has to bump you up but then you decide to deep throat the mic sometimes he lowers you and then you're you know i'm all for truth telling and i don't want to hurt your feelings either but that cup is really gay did that hurt your feelings first of all his cup i

Not my cup. Well, now I don't know whose cup it is. I don't know who to believe. Well, let's taste it. That's his cup. I like how you said that and you said, oh, I don't want to start this podcast off chirpy. And Danny went, I didn't chirp anyone. He was like, no.

He was about to make fun of you. I was going to chirp. I also like how I gave a fair and honest critique and Danny went, your cup's gay. No, and I will take that critique and not do anything else. His was also a fair and honest critique, so I don't know. Your cup is gay. It's pink. And it's not a bad thing.

Oh, it says Aruba. Yeah, it's Aruba. I know whose cup it is now. It's not even the color. It's more, it's just the shape is very feminine. You shoved this up, yeah. Oh. No, it's also, it's also, this is going to sound crazy.

It's a gay pink. There's pinks that are much less gay. I feel like we're getting into dicey territory here. Thank God we have our local correspondent. Like, it's like a pastel. Would you say this is a gay pink? For sure. Bro, it's like a pastel pink.

Yeah. It's like a tippy pink. you know oh excuse me what what what did you say did you say blippy it's a tippy tippy yes ow i think i have i think i i think i pinched my sciatic nerve because every time i cough my left butt cheek hurts and that's supposedly like a telltale sign of a pinched sciatic nerve so we're making up words now he pinches psychic nerve you don't know what it's like the major nerve so you're saying it runs right down your legs the only nerve i know is the one that you're getting on which is mine buddy so you're saying that you have a pinched nerve in your ass uh well

i mean it comes from the spine but and then it affects the ass so to be clear a nerve that has affected your ass and your back is now affecting you? Every time you... When I cough. Jason, type in... Jason's here, by the way. Couldn't have known. Type in pain in left butt cheek

when cough. No, type sciatic in. Pain in left butt cheek? That's not how you spell butt or cheek. He spelled cheek with an A. No, no, show it. He's not going to show it. It was B-U-T-C-H-E-A-K. Not butt. It's butch. Oh, I forgot one letter.

Why do you keep erasing? So can you cough for me, Doc? Ow. How does coughing play into this nerve? I don't know. Often caused by sciatica. You know, I heard LeBron James has sciatica, and I feel like you two have very similar lifestyles.

It's true. For sure. Right. And builds. And looks. Yeah. And handsomeness. And basketball ability.

Look at images. We'll show you the sciatic nerve images. Dude, I don't want to see images of your ass. Their sciatic nerve goes basically from your spine down your entire leg. Bro, there's so much cake on this. There's a lot of ass. Which one can we show? This is like textbook.

This is science textbook stuff. Don't be prudes. Then why are their cheeks so round? Yeah, why is their cheeks so nice then? Because people have nice cheeks. What, are we going to deny reality? That's fair. Okay, so what are we doing about this problem?

What am I doing about this problem? Nothing at all. I think this is one of those ailments that it's just like, this is you forever now. It says you might have a herniated disc. Oh, do your discs feel herniated? It could have been. Have you gone skiing? No.

Yes, you have. But this is after that. Have you bashed through a glass door recently? No, I was in a car crash. Excuse me? I was in a car crash. That's the easiest way to slip a disc. That could be it.

Also, excuse me? I was in an Uber. Holy shit. Yeah. And he didn't collide with another car. There was just kind of like a fork in the road and an elevated sidewalk, and it was dark, and he just, boom, went right into it. Like, just slammed his car directly into the sidewalk, took out both left tires and also car smoking. And gave you sciatica.

And gave me sciatica. The front and the back tire. Blown off. Holy shit. Blown off. How fast was he going? Not that fast. I never, and my entire car went up into the air.

Bro, why are you not, like, in a neck brace right now, contacting a lawyer? I do have, I mean, I reported it to Uber, so I do have, like, his insurance information. Oh, so you're going to get a $50 Uber card. Okay, I got you. No, they didn't even give me any Uber credits. I was kind of pissed off about it. Well, it's not their fault. They would have to go through, now, it's a serious claim.

Now they sued the guy. No, of course it's not their fault, but do they want me to keep using their service? Give me a free pizza. I mean, for fuck's sake. They're overeats. I've been a loyal customer to this place for a decade now. And what do you have to show for it? Nothing.

Sciatica. I have to show. I have sciatica and five figures of lost money. Five figures? 100%. Very high four figures. Easily five figures between Ubers and Uber Eats. You think we're cracking six?

No, no, no, no. That'd be crazy. I'm definitely in five as well. Easily five. Dude, just COVID alone might have cracked five. Just COVID alone. Again, I was talking. This was my only, this is my only friends at the time.

Wait, what? My only human contact. My Uber Eats drivers. I was just, they would come up to my apartment and I'd be like, want to come in? So your friends immediately leave as soon as they see you? It was very faint and gargly AO from back there. I mean, we Skyped and stuff, but I need touch. you're touching your

well not even even just the slight graze of a hand when I go to pick up the bag that they're holding is something something wrong here I have a question for you too is that why we have whiteboards why have these been in front of us the whole time

sorry I missed one week of podcasting I have so much to say it's not like even if you didn't miss you wouldn't have so much to say I was in my igloo no I think that was for that was for this one How was that? It was good.

Cold. I thought they were supposed to be warm. They're made of ice, JT. That's the thing. Ice is a great insulator. So it keeps the heat inside. What do we have to wait for? Okay.

So the question I want you to write down on your whiteboard is, I want you to write down a number. You said write a question. No, sorry. I want you to write down a number. So like one question mark? This isn't like a magic trick. I'm going to tell you what number to write down.

What? Okay, this is the question. The question is, how many unique toilets do you think you've taken a shit inside of? And I want you to discreetly write down your number. Unique as in, oh, this one has a flower. No, no. Or unique. Like, as in individual toilets.

So, like, there are three toilets in this house. It would be three different toilets. I'm so confused by your question. He thought I was talking about unique toilets. Like models? Ones with fancy levers. Yeah. One's like, he's a fucking idiot.

One's clear. One's see-through. Dan, have you seen that before? How about you stop dying? How'd you see that? See that? It hurts when I laugh, too. That's wrong.

Okay. All right, so we'll start at, it's definitely three. Yeah. Starting there. Starts with a three. Okay. But you don't know my answer. Well, I know, but I want to see how far off each other's answers are.

Maybe before we reveal our answers, let's establish a baseline. Have a number in your mind as well. Do you shit in public ever? Am I supposed to answer on the board or right now? Just right now. Does nature's toilet count? Yeah. Uh-oh.

That's one toilet. Okay. The earth is one toilet. The earth is one toilet. So that's four. So you can poop on Mount Rushmore or Mount Everest and it's one toilet. That's one toilet. So JT's toilet that he...

You shit outside? No, I haven't. But JT's toilet that he shit in Guatemala, that's in something for sure, but that's just on a mountain. Outhouses. North Outhouse. Well, yeah, I know that, but was there not, like, a basin? There's, like, a hole. So what's that?

I would count that as one toilet. The earth? No, not the earth. This is only going to plus or minus my answer by, like, two, maybe. Two? Hold on. I got to think. What are you thinking about?

Well, first of all, I'm thinking about how many different places I've lived in, because obviously I've taken a shit in every one of those. Obviously. That's like nine or something. Okay. So that's nine. Then, all my friends' house, I've shit in every one of your houses. I shit here.

This is the mad shitter. I shit in here before I lived here. I've clogged the toilet here before I lived here. Yeah, that was a horrific experience. My dad had to unclog it. And then Danny apologized and cried. Then, I have to account for all the emergency situations, Which, of course, I try to avoid, but there are undoubtedly some of them.

I'm struggling with hotels. Every vacation. I'm struggling, yeah. I'm struggling with that. I'm struggling with that. Every vacation, Airbnb. So I vacation at the same spot, same hotel, but different rooms. That's all you need.

That's 100% different toilets. Oh, man. This is tough, then. So let's do some universal math. Let's say there's two vacations a year spanning, what, like six days. But it's not a different toilet every day, right? Or is it? It doesn't matter.

It's more like if I'm out at a restaurant than that. I'm just going to – I need a round number because it's probably higher than that anyway. I'll try. I mean at all costs, I'm trying to avoid shitting at a restaurant. That sounds awful. Yeah, no. I would never do it. Really?

Yeah, not like a cup of tea. JT already seems to have his number down. Yeah, I got my number. A 12. I'm sensing that it's going to be higher than you guys. Oh my god. A few times. I think it's similar to the amount of money Danny has spent on Uber.

What? two million i'm not gonna yeah i can see it i'm joking i'm joking that'd be it's not it's what did you say five figures it's not five figures okay that'd be preposterous i think i have my answer probably add another half for that i think uh i think my answer is gonna surprise you guys i'm confused i feel like you guys are like from the just the vibes i'm getting i feel like you guys are going really low i'm just gonna double it or doubling it just or Maybe mine's low, and I think it's high. I don't know.

This is too high, I think. I think mine's too high. All right. Mine's way too high now that I'm thinking about it. Let's see yours. No, no. Let JT go first. All right.

I think JT's might be high. 307. Okay. That feels like a reasonable number to me. Holy shit. Wait, are you changing? How much did you put? Oh, actually, no.

Your number's way too low now that I'm thinking about it. All right. I'm going to do my original number. Okay. What do you got? What the hell? Wait, we should... Yeah, you go.

You go. You go. I have 220 toilets and one pants. Only one pants? Only one pants. So let's see your numbers. I did 2,500 toilets. Jesus Christ.

He did 2,500 and after. But I redid it to 1,250. Oh my God. And now that I'm thinking about it, this number is really wrong. Way, way too high. Way too high. Way too high. How many vacations have you gone?

I mean, this would essentially be a different toilet every three days since you were 10, right? Yeah. Let me sip some of the gay juice. What's the math? First of all, the juice inside the cup is gay. How many days? Hold on a second. There isn't a transitive gay property.

Well, hold on. Are we sure about that? Yeah, there's two schools of thought here. Because that's true. Because, you know, I don't know if it's a surprise, but you're gay. What? So is, like, your tongue gay? It's inside you?

How you doing? Is your earwax gay? Tongue, yes. Earwax, no. There's your answer. I guess it's all gay. It's all gay. Gay cup.

Is my blood gay? Some people think. Some people think. I don't know. Okay. Either way. Jason, can you do 365 times 29? Right?

because let's see how many days there are in uh you know 29 years okay so let's say let's say you did this is so wrong let's say you did a new toilet every 10 days then you would have shit in a thousand toilets wait why the fuck did i time so are you doing a new toilet every five days no hold on my math is all from from rips because this is saying that i live for 50 years in my math my math my math i times it your answer is 12 50 right so that'd essentially be a new toilet every 10 days literally look my you see 12 times 50 this was supposed to be my age i don't know why that's 50 so if i half that what's 5 10 divided by 2.2 what's 510 divided by 2.2 231 okay that's more in the realm of what we're saying 231

toilets jason was your answer is it 231 are we rounding up though or down we can round up it's fine okay 232 231 toilets i don't think i broke 100 i don't believe this bro i am uh your socks count i'm a home player i i don't i've never shit in a bar i've never really well that's not true Oh, I've never taken it. Bro, there's a sock story. There's a sock story. Oh. You're a liar.

Oh, fuck. Well, all right. One time. See, I feel like his number of toilet seat members might be 100. No, no, no, no. You've never sit in the bar? No. Oh, one time.

Okay, that counts. You guys are lying. There's a lie. I swear to God, it's no more than that. No, I can't believe you now. How many times? It's a new toilet. If you did it once, it counts forever.

It doesn't matter. Sure, it's a unique. My number's still under 100, though. I don't know why I said I lived for 50 years. I am confused where the 12 times 50 came on. What's the 12 from? Well, it was two trips a year times 6, 12, and I was just

going to do for how many years I've probably been on a trip, and I would just have that account for my home toilets and, like, grandparents' toilets and that. 220 seems low. Danny shits a lot. I don't like to shit outside. And he said he doesn't do

restaurants. I don't do restaurants unless I absolutely need... I don't do public toilets ever. Me neither. Because I've now been converted to the bidet, and if they don't have a bidet, I feel like a caveman. Yeah, but that's late. You're late conversion. That's true.

I mean, definitely per year, my shits in unique toilets have gone down, I'd say. Bell curve. Bell curve. I didn't shit in the school bathroom until high school. Not one time in middle school, elementary school, I was too shy about it. Wow. Yeah. I'm not kidding.

I think I only took a poop in high school like five times. Yeah, it was twice for me. Yeah, I think twice. And that's only when I found out about the top, top floor bathroom that has a lock and no one goes in. That's where I took them to. That was basically a home bathroom. It was. That was like someone's home.

And that only found that out in junior year. But then I stopped using that toilet because etched into the walls was the amount of times that a couple had had sex in there. Nice. why did that stop you you should have started you should have started etching how many times you had shit yeah i mean i feel like if you like if you etch that wall into any or send to any of the bathrooms it'd be higher than the other ones anyway no yeah dude they're having sex in the stairwell in every bathroom everywhere no no yeah there's no way it's more than that private bathroom bro people got suspended for doing it in the stairwell yeah that's just dumb yeah that's

Just them being dummies. So you think the only time it happened is the time they got caught? No, no. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. So I'm saying it happens all the time. I'm saying it's a bad reason to stop using a bathroom. I just felt a little dirty.

It felt weird. Why? It just felt weird. I didn't like it. I didn't like that it was etched into the wall. Okay. I don't need to know. He didn't like that.

It was like a semen graveyard. All right. Like, why is there this, like, I don't know, this gravestone of sex? That'd be a great name for a dear-my-one metal band. Seaman Graveyard? Or a sailor band. But it also just kind of sounds like a teenage boy's bedroom. At least that was my bedroom.

Whoa. It sounds like JT's asshole. Got me. You got me. We're not on Patreon. We're not. Don't JT. JT really liked that.

you know i'm glad someone made the joke because i feel like danny was getting a lot of the gay heat no it was that i knew it was coming to me oh that was a preemptive strike that was i wasn't even thinking of that he pre-fired on you before jason yeah okay well i'm sorry i feel like i've really tarnished this episode you're doing great you're doing is there any wholesome things we have oh i'm sure jason do have a question uh i feel like we gotta do a p question now no no no no we're trying to stray away stray away from perfectly balanced as all things should be i did have a picture oh a picture okay he's just gonna show us a picture so i want to hear your order of how you do these things and

then after i'll tell you what the majority okay i love this people do do you before you show us do you think your order is normal or strange i thought it was normal but apparently it isn't Oh, okay. So it's pretty simple. It is... Oh, God. It's the order in which you get ready in the morning. What if I don't have a mirror?

That's just getting dressed. Got it. You don't... Okay, yeah. What if I don't eat toast? It's breakfast. Got it. Wait, what is three?

Getting dressed. Getting dressed. Okay, that's what I figured. Okay, so what order do you do this? We have brushing teeth, showering, eating breakfast, and getting dressed. Yeah. okay well we have the whiteboards well okay two two logistically has to come before three right that's we can all ground that yeah maybe maybe not unless you skip two or maybe some people go

to the gym in the morning you could go three maybe there's two threes yeah you get ready then you dress for the gym then you go shower then you get dressed again yeah but it feels like you're still all right then threes in your order twice that's fine i would say normally it would be oh i see i think i think the dispute here is going to be between one and two probably maybe writing down how i do it is this this is this is how i do it this also okay can we say that is this on any given day or is this like because my order could change if i have something to do at at 9 a.m average normally normal day normal day well we know we know jt on an average day doesn't do one two or three but i eat i hear you coughing up there i know you're chewing

no because my order would change if like if i have okay i have a meeting to go to at 9 a.m no i agree because mine also changes depending on if i'm doing a full body shower or a or a full shower or a hair shower mine does change oh fuck this the picture of being out of order no cheating Fucked me as well. They're numbered. Yeah, but it goes one, two, three, four. It does. Who does a comic book strip like that?

It does. It does. Okay, this is a podcast, so let's get this. All right. I'll go first. Go for it. I don't know how weird this is. I could see one and two being swapped.

I can see that. I do brush teeth first just because when I wake up, I don't like that feeling in my mouth. And then I shower, and then I get dressed, and then I eat at the end. That's what I do. I can see people showering, and then while they're in the mirror already getting stuff, they brush their teeth. But I'm afraid to get dressed before brushing my teeth because a toothpaste on your stuff would be a problem. But I get it. So you do one, two, three.

I do one, two, three, four. Okay. I would say. I very rarely eat breakfast, but if I do, I would do three, two times. So I'd do pajamas, put on pajamas because I usually sleep in the nude or just in my underwear. Then I would go eat breakfast. Then I would brush my teeth, then shower, then get dressed again. So you put on a certain set of clothes just for, like, 30 minutes.

Yeah. Do certain tasks. Yeah, but like I said, typically no breakfast, so it's usually just one, two, three. Always brush before the shower, though, for sure. Yeah, I feel like I don't eat breakfast too often, but I just put it in the four. When I do, I think it is less. I get the brushing your teeth after now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, you got to get all the stuff out, you know?

Yeah, but I'm not fucking eating. tar you know i mean i yeah okay no i'm the same way so i did i did two three four one aka aka shower first uh get dressed then eat and then brush teeth is always last because unless i'm skipping breakfast then it might be before the shower if i'm skipping breakfast um i might i I might brush teeth in the shower even. I might mix together one and two. Oh, nice to hear that. A hundred percent.

Really? Yeah, yeah. But again, if I'm eating breakfast, brushing teeth will always be last because, you know, what if I had like some garlic in my eggs? Yeah. No, I get it. I do. It makes sense to me.

I guess I put myself in the brain of I usually don't do breakfast. I usually do – I feel like my breakfast gets pushed to a lunch like 2 p.m. kind of thing most of the time. Well, that's why it depends on what you have to do that day because for sure, if I have to be up at seven for something like breakfast is being skipped because i'm not even gonna be hungry at 7 a.m yeah so the people that could wake up and eat right away i'd say yeah but i definitely always brush before the shower because then i don't feel clean if i'm in the shower and my mouth is still all like bedtime mouth or morning breath mouth i hate that there is something nice

though about after the shower and then you brush your teeth while you're dressed and it's like the final thing and your mouth feels so fresh like your whole body feels fresh yeah there's something nice about that what's your what's your order i am four eat breakfast two shower one brush my teeth and then three get dressed i have a question are you any of you guys are you guys like coffee drinkers or not really yes so is coffee let's say coffee's five does it go somewhere in there or is it just go with food no we just go with food yeah because i think some people would have the coffee before food before anything yeah and maybe even in a different i would just replace it but i'll tell you what if coffee in the mix does make the brushing the teeth tough because if you brush

your teeth before coffee the coffee tastes like ass oh that's another thing it's like you ever had oj after brushing your teeth yeah i don't that's like that's that feels like a toddler thing i mean it tastes like dog shit but it's not only because it's a toddler thing or not it just tastes bad but i believe you because i feel the same about coffee so brushing if i'm having coffee and i have to go the brushing the teeth really has to be at the top of my mouth like oh shit i I've got to brush my teeth. See, I don't understand how you could do shower, then brush your teeth. Because then isn't the mirror all foggy?

You can't see yourself? I mean, you just grow up. I don't watch myself the whole time brushing my teeth. Really? No. Oh, my God. I do it the entire time. I'll do it in the shower, bro.

I can't see anything then. I feel like you don't need the reflection to brush teeth. I don't need it, but I just do it. I definitely do. Well, if you're in the shower, it doesn't matter, because then you can wipe everything. If you're not in the shower, I mean, you can have stuff on your face. I mean, after I brush my teeth, then I brush my tongue, and then I look, I have nothing. So you do use the mirror at some point.

Yeah, but I'm not watching myself in the reflection the whole time. To be fair, I don't also deep stare into my own eyes while I'm brushing my teeth. I do all the time. I also had to shower in the beginning and then eating food all the way in the third spot, so it doesn't really affect. The majority of people, which I was honestly shocked about, do this in the order of 1, 2, 3, 4, which is Antonio's. Oh, all right. I thought that was – You know, you really – you want to really know why?

Aren't you worried – you're worried about getting toothpaste on your outfit. You're not worried about getting food on your outfit? I mean, what am I – do you – does that mean you have to eat naked every time or else you get shit on your clothes? No, but I also – I'm also not worried about getting toothpaste on my outfit. I just think – well, you're in the shower. you can't only sometimes no but it's because when you're uh brushing your teeth i feel like you're more like kind of lax with it so like you're bending over to spit that's what i do at least and then like it comes down your arm sometimes if you're brushing it's like i could see it

getting on your clothes more than i don't eat like through my chest but i think the real reason why brushing your teeth first is because we're forgetting something where the morning piss isn't on here and if i'm already in the bathroom pissing i could just brush my teeth right there and then set up for my shower whatever get a towel do whatever i have to do but i'm already right there the morning piss isn't in here i'm very programmed to after the shower i like just sit on the toilet brush uh not brush my teeth you brush your teeth while sitting on the toilet oh yeah i do well the toilet seat's closed so you have your bare you have your bare cheeks on the No, I have a towel around me.

On the lid? Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you get out of the shower? Yes. Towel. You lay a towel down on your toilet lid like a little throne? Wrap it around myself.

What do you mean? Right. Well, okay. So you wrap it around yourself. Oh, now I'm picturing Jason in a towel. Hold on. That's fine. Honestly, I want to picture him in a hand cloth.

And then you sit on the toilet lid. While I brush my teeth. And I just scroll on my phone. Okay, but it doesn't drool out? I'm not. No. What are you watching on TikTok? The toothbrush thing.

You know what I'm talking about? It doesn't foam up. No, yeah, for sure. I don't know how you – You got to spit and then like – I don't know. Where do you spit? Do you swallow it? How are you doing?

Of course you do. When I'm done, I spit out. I'm not like – my mouth is not overfilled with toothpaste. You're not using enough toothpaste? No, mine definitely is. But also, this has been a conversation before when we did the KFC chicken toothpaste thing. I am surprised at how all of you brush your teeth. Well, because we do it.

No, because when you did it, all you had to do was spit in the cup, and then you're, like, done, which is insane to me. Because is your mouth not full of toothpaste still? I rinse the brush again, and I go one more time. Oh, man, I need to fill my mouth with water and spit, like, three times. But why are you trying to get rid of all the mint and freshness out of there? Because there's fluoride in your mouth, bro. It's bad for you. You can't swallow that.

Apparently he is. He's on the toilet naked. He's naked swallowing toothpaste. And follow-up question. Okay. I guess I don't use that much toothpaste. Is your towel not, like, dirty after you do that? Not in a literal sense.

Don't make that fucking face at me, bitch. Dude, he just called you stupid with his eyes. Not in a literal sense, but, like, okay, that towel is – if I sit on a toilet with my towel, I'm not using that towel. Well, it's a toilet lid. Big difference, and I'm not trying to come at you guys. I agree with you. I don't think my bathroom is dirty. I don't care how clean your bathroom is.

I agree with you. You're sitting on a toilet seat with it. I don't care. I agree with you completely because just being in that bathroom with any cloth, I'd feel disgusting. But the point is, it's still the back of the towel. Like, the one with your butt side, like, you still kind of use. Like, you know, there's two sides of the towel. Yeah, but how do you know which side's which?

Yeah, what? The side that's around you is yours. No, no, no. But then you use the towel again the next day. How do you know which one is which? Yeah, I feel like you could use it. Like, I'll shower, like, three times with the towel before I wash it. Sure, okay.

Well, what do you do then? Oh, as soon as I'm done with the towel, I'm toss it in the hamper. Okay, that makes sense then. That's why I was asking. Would you use a towel once and throw it in the hamper? Yeah, there is like 20 towels in my house. I've never, ever heard of a single person doing that, ever. I'm sure people do.

I have a lot of towels. I mean, that's fair. That's a little crazy to me. It is a luxury. I don't know. That seems insane. I mean, if you have 20 towels. I'll hang it up sometimes.

But it's not an issue of how many towels I have. It's just like that's kind of creating an insane amount of laundry for yourself, I think. Is a towel not like the biggest thing in your laundry every time you do laundry? It can't be his jeans. They're always ripped. That's true. Less mass. Yeah, that just seems insane to wash towel every single time.

Do you shower every day? Yeah. He showers multiple times a day. No, I don't. Oh. Okay, so let's say. Every time I ask Jason to do anything, it's always, I got to shower. So let's say you showered twice in a day.

Two different towels? No. Okay. So if you're going to hold on to it, you sat, you sat on the toilet with the towel and now you're reusing that towel, the toilet towel. Sure. It's not, that's disgusting. I don't think so. If the bathroom's clean, I don't think it's the, you know, if it's the, if it's the seat.

No, no, no. It's the like top of the toilet seat, which is when somebody's peeing facing the back, there's no piss splash. I don't think it's that bad. I don't, it doesn't matter to me. It doesn't matter unless, unless you're, you are power washing your bathroom after every piss. Do you feel weird coming out the shower barefoot? No. Why?

You should because one time you stepped on glass and I had to pull it out of your foot. Remember that? I wasn't even talking about that. There'd be piss on the floor, this and that. You guys are pissing on the floor? It's on the bottoms of my feet. Then you get in a bed. Yeah, I get in bed.

So? Okay, it's on the bottoms of my feet. Now I'm judging you. Hold on. It's on the bottoms of my feet. You sat on the toilet with the towel and now later that day you might rub your face with that same towel when you're taking your second shower you might rub the toilet on your face would you kiss the back of the toilet i guess you have to worry about that when i kiss you

okay that's why he's so worried about it yeah because i'm gonna catch toilet aids from this guy bro i don't think i didn't think it was uh weird thing i don't feel like it's i don't feel like it's that weird because you're right the back of the seat is really shouldn't be that dirty but i think the towel thing is still insane one towel per use is like if you go to a hotel for week do you think it's gross to use the towel seven days in a row wait dude you're at a hotel absolutely yeah or a fuck what if you go to what airbnb let's say i mean i think the room service doesn't come every day i mean in a hotel but either way sorry in an airbnb let's say do i think you guys stay at the posh hotels then every hotel there has not every i've stood i've stood in

a lot of ranges of hotels pretty much most hotels okay pretty much most yeah i mean are you only cheap ones the worst ones only dude some of them they come every two days it's not that crazy if you're if you're doing a week stay it does depend on how long you're staying yeah okay thank you so immediately just moved to my side also they're like timeshare ones that don't do it but either way i didn't say never but but if you're an airbnb like would you would you think it was gross to use the same towel seven days in a row well we went to vermont seven days in a row i mean we went to vermont i was definitely a little we were actually no we we got we got new towels but we're really stretching out that tower towel like you're losing me seven days in a row

it's tough the thing is to me is that if you use a towel not the way jason does in theory it should just be like relatively clean water that you're drying off it's not that it's like after four days you know that it's all it's a consistently i'd assume damp towel and it starts to get well you have to hang it up properly even if you hang it up properly it starts you know it could But it's – because it's constant use too. It's not – you're giving it two, three days a chance to dry. Seven days gets tough. Seven days is a lot.

But again, that's because in Vermont, it's also like there's two bedrooms and we had like, what, eight people in that place. Yeah. So there wasn't enough towels. So you had to reuse it a lot. But I would say like probably five days is the max I would go naturally with a towel. It would probably be like three or four. But if I do five with a towel, I'm not going to get grossed out. It really depends, because I feel like a lot of the times, if I'm home for a few days, I'll just kind of wash my hair.

So, like, the towel's not really that wet. Full body, every time. You start in a few days can be tough. A few days. A couple days, sure. This is news to me. I don't know. I wash my towel every time I do my laundry, which is once a week.

So, I go seven days. Do you only have one towel? I have two, but I don't, like, use them in tandem. I just have one in case. I don't know. So one takes a week off. No, I use the same one every time. I just have another towel in case I need to give somebody a towel.

Dude, give that towel a break. Give him a break. Sub him in. His towel looks like Jason's jeans at this point. Sub in the other towel. But I just use the towel. I'm wiping off my freshly soaped clean body and then hanging it in a place where it can dry. I'm not kidding.

I'm surprised you even have a towel. Because there are so many times fresh out of the shower that you walk out like a toddler whose clothes are stuck to them because you didn't dry your body. Well, no. I mean I'm definitely not a good dryer. Maybe that's why I can use it more often because it's not as damp. I think so. There are times where it looked like he ran four marathons. I'm like, why are you wet?

He's like, oh, I shower. He's like, don't you dry? I don't – He comes out like the clothes are like this. I just give it a little slap around and go on with my day. Do you floss with it? Yeah. No.

No, I don't do it either. I think that's gross. I don't know. People do it. Jason, do you floss with your towel? You look like someone No one wants to admit they floss with their towel. You look like someone who has the towel around their nipples

and it covers their junk, and you also have a towel on your hair. It would make more sense if he did it, though, because he doesn't reuse it. I would never do floss. I think that's gross because I'm going to reuse that towel, and I might wipe my face with it tomorrow. You don't reuse it. You definitely floss. You should be clean, though.

You should be clean, though, coming out of the shower. Exactly. Don't trust those spots. Don't trust those spots. Don't trust those spots. Are those spots ever truly coming true? Don't trust them. I mean, hopefully.

Don't trust them. Then that's a little intense. This felt like a Patreon episode. It was a little tough. Honestly, I'll get us out of here so you don't have to hear it anymore. Wait, so the whiteboards, that was all for just a couple numbers? Well, because I didn't want Antonio to lower his numbers because of what we said. Which he tried to do.

No, no, no. He did anyway. He tried to do it. I did bad age math. I did bad age math. He thought he was 50. I did bad age math. JT, tell them where to find you.

Let's get out of here. You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls. Danny? You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Cameron, get the follow. ThePickyBoys on Twitch, ThePickyBoys gaming channel, and ThePickyBoys on Instagram. I feel like you said...

Oh, he's mad. No, that's exactly the three that are in your preset bar that you pop up. And then the fourth one, which you don't like, apparently, is ThePickyBoys on TikTok. Oh, Danny watched the last podcast in the igloo. I thought you said tweetch. I may have said tweetch. You said tweetch. Jason, just spell it T-W-E-A-T.

What do you do with the pop them up every time?