Picky Boys Podcast - We Created A Pizza That Will ROCK Your Socks Off! - Picky Boys Podcast #447

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

Join Patreon For A NEW VIDEO EVERY DAY This Month! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today JT, Danny, and Antonio discuss what the world should do with their organs, s*x symbols of the previous gene...ration, then draft the greatest superhero they can think of, and bid for the absolute worst pizza they can think of! MERCH - https://pickyboys.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the jungle, baby. You ready to die? That's how the song starts. You sounded like the character from Rick and Morty, Mr. Poopie Buhle. That's how the song starts. And they go, wah!
Starting point is 00:00:13 Wow! That's a whole different era. Oh, my God. Can you do that? The wah-a-a-a-a. Yeah, yeah. Let's hear it. I feel like that's not our costumes,
Starting point is 00:00:24 but I'll try it. Let's see. Wah-a-a-a-a. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I needed to go faster. Honestly, I'm taking this off. No, the mustache is always a hard.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Yeah, this is just a bad. That's my microphone. This got the auto tune on it. Autotune. Auto tune. I got a guitar. Yo, J.C. looks good. Yeah, JT. looks really good.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I'm gonna start going out like this. You know, honestly, you should. You should just use this as your Halloween custom. You look fire. It's annoying to keep up with all the hair probably. I don't know what's going on my wig. I'm more like a slash, I guess. I got the tats, though.
Starting point is 00:00:55 You look like witness protection. You're in witness protection. I'm going to say I look like witness protection. Danny's in a crazy, crazy hat. Hit us with it. With the what? This guy. You don't get to any character.
Starting point is 00:01:14 I didn't know if we were going back to the, uh, thing. No, we did it. We did the fucking tongue out. So what do you want for me in? You know what, something. All right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Hell yeah. You know a song I hate sweet child of mine. Oh. How do you hate that? That's an awful song. How do you hate... Just a bad song? You think it's too whiny?
Starting point is 00:01:34 Bad memories. It literally sounds like... Oh, that's true. When you think, when you listen to it, it's pretty awful. Did you say Sweet Carolina or sweet child of mine? A child of mine. He said... She's a baby for mine you and child her.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Bastardization of the song. That's what it sounds like. No, it sounds good. No, it doesn't. You don't. It doesn't. Oh, that sounded pretty good. Come on, he was brave enough to say.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Oh, my God. No, he was saying it away. He was making fun of it. Sweet. Shout to my! Where's the guitar? Oh, God, he hasn't. This guy's not doing anything.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. That's a good song. I don't know what you're talking about. Do you not like, who is that? Guns of Roses? Oh, we got a hair. Yeah, no, I don't. It matches, like, the red hot chili people's thing
Starting point is 00:02:24 and everything. Also, that hat feels like something you'd go out within anyway. We have Danny again wearing a wig that is not that far off. from his normal hair. I kind of like that bandana hat double come. I don't know where your hair starts and the wig ends.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Yeah, dude. That's the point, right? That's a good wig then. You don't really need these wigs. Yeah, I guess not. JT looks so sick. JT looks good. I don't think my hair would ever get this long if I tried,
Starting point is 00:02:52 but you could grow your hair and get it to be 90% that. True. You can on your own have this look. You can tell this is a wig. Right. You need that. No, right. Really, honestly, I was just letting it all hang out for a while, no shave November.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Is that your hat or is that part of the costume? J.T., why would they give me a branded Mets hat in this costume? Are you talking about? Is that Mets or is that just New York? I hate him. I think I literally hate him. It just makes no sense what he's talking about. Does he have eyes now?
Starting point is 00:03:25 No eyes? I don't think I could ever get down with a full sleeve. Also, notice how I did one black and white, one color. I feel like people have been doing that now. Nowadays. People have been doing that. Do you see the people who do, they just get sedated? And then they do a full body tattoo, like five tattooers, like tattoo on them.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Like they're going into surgery. Literally. And then they wake up. It must be a brutal wake up. Imagine waking up with a thousand sunburns. You're just like, ah, ah. Yeah. You know, it can't be any worse.
Starting point is 00:03:52 And imagine waking up and you, with no kidney. That's pretty bad, yeah. I mean, you have two of them. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just saying. You have more skin? That is not. say that's nice of the kidnappers to take something that like because they could take your heart
Starting point is 00:04:07 too right they could sell that take you to the shop shop and just take all your organs i'm sure sometimes instead instead they're leaving you with one working kidney has anyone really gotten kidnapped and their organs stolen i think so i mean not kidnapped but like you wake up and they didn't like make you exit the server you know and like you wake up in a tub with your kidney gone i'm sure why would they stop like you why would they stop at that part murder's a no good for me. It's like, how long am I going away for if I steal a kidney? Well, honestly, you know, genuinely, maybe it's like,
Starting point is 00:04:38 okay, so you're the right blood type of the guy who needs the kidney, and they take out the kidney, put it in, make sure they keep you alive in case they need your other kidney. In case they need your other kidney. That's like months' process. I don't think... It's like an organ farm.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I can't regrow the kidney, so it's not a farm. You can regrow your liver. You can do that. So maybe they just take a portion of your liver and then keep you alive, keep feeding you, and then they take it again. And then they take it again. How fast do you think it takes for liver to cover back? They could have 30 livers in 30 years. I feel like at that point, it's easier just to kidnap people.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah, probably. Yeah. I'll tell you as much. I'm an organ donor. I hope someone takes my kidneys. Well, they can't take your liver. They're not taking my liver. That is mine to use alone.
Starting point is 00:05:23 That is mine to use. It says it on your license. Yeah, that's my. Organ donor, except the liver. No, I mean, they can stay. If they want part of it, they can, but there's no way they want any of it. What is this hard rock of calcium in here? Oh, it's just liver.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Don't look at it. It's like, is that an organ? What is that? He was alive before this? You know what? His foot must be in pain. But I, uh, I... That wasn't this episode.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I could hold in pee. So does that mean my kidneys are good? That means they should take your bladder, dude. Dude, can I have your bladder when you die? He's not stored in the kidney. What was that? Well, it's like filtered to the kidney. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:05:57 You can have my bladder. Thanks. Iron bladder. I can go. from hours. So make a note on his license. No liver and kidneys are... And kidney goes to JT.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Blatter is already taken. Bladder goes... I owe you. Blatter reserved and no liver. Do not even look at it. Everything else all yours. Once his kidnappers see it's like, oh, JT called dibs on the...
Starting point is 00:06:16 Someone called JT called dibs on the... He's just abandoned the bit? Because I was going to say liver again, but really it was bladder. It just made no sense. Get rid of the bit, abandon it. I'd also be fine if they didn't do anything, like, productive.
Starting point is 00:06:30 What is it? He can't be productive so much. He doesn't know the word. Productive with my organs. We're not like helping other people. And if they just like sent them to space to like see what happens or something. Oh, donate your body to science kind of thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I think it's all one and the same kind of. I don't think they're sending you to space. That feels like it would cost a lot of money. I thought usually they just dump you in the woods. I've heard of that. I also heard that some guy like his grandma, his grandma's body got donated to science. science and like the U.S. military just blew it up with bombs. Like, oh, look, that's a cool weapon.
Starting point is 00:07:05 That's a cool way to go. Yeah, I guess so. No, you've already, you're gone. You're already gone. Oh, yeah, that's true. It's not how they went. Honestly, you can take me now. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Yeah, or just dump me in the ocean somewhere. I don't want to find you. No, you'll never find me. You put a bunch of weights in me and take me out to deep water. Who knows where I'll go? But what does that do for them? Probably fish's bellies. That's true.
Starting point is 00:07:31 It doesn't do anything for them. It doesn't think. I'm talking about just me personally. Oh, as in. Like a burial at sea. Return me to the sea. Return. That's where you came from.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Well, that's where we all came from. We believe in that. Wait. What does that mean? Like when fish grew legs? Yeah. Oh. You know, you're talking two billion years ago or something.
Starting point is 00:07:50 If you believe in evolution. Exactly. I like that. It's all cyclical. He's using giant words. It's not, his words are too big. for that out there are rock star words yeah these are not rock star words did you know whales apparently evolved like to they evolved to be on land and then they evolved back into the water
Starting point is 00:08:09 they didn't like it up here they're too big yeah maybe they just like the water also it's easier to move around when you're just floating like imagine that big ass body having to move around on land it's hard enough to do it now yeah well they weren't i don't think they were that big they weren't whales they were like whales ancestors yeah but nothing gets bigger Everything gets smaller. Look at a chicken. That's supposed to be a T-Rex. Things got bigger.
Starting point is 00:08:33 What got bigger? Everything was bigger back then. And everything's bigger in Texas. True. No, humans are all pretty small. We got smaller. I thought we were big. Remember?
Starting point is 00:08:42 Dude, but our spine. Like, you see that? Like the startless small and then you see. Yeah, they're all hunched over. Australopithecus. They're all small hunched over apes. A trilopithecus? Yeah, Australopithecus.
Starting point is 00:08:57 It's like our ancestors. It was a small hunched over ape. It was like four feet tall. Epithicus sounds like it's bigger, though. Sounds like a Greek mythical animal, honestly. Ooh, epithicus. Yeah, epithicus. Something kiss, though.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah. Kiss. Kiss. Oh, yeah. Am I Slash? Um, something like that. Yeah, more like, like semicolon. That was a great joke.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Is Slash kiss? I don't even know. No. Who is Slash? What band is he? Kiss is the one that does. Kiss is the first. Face pain.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I know that. I don't know any of their names. Gene Simmons, that's one. Yes, he's the main guy. Who is Slash? What band? Slash is in. He's the guitarist for Guns and Roses, I think.
Starting point is 00:09:42 The band you hate. The song you hate. That's way before our time. I don't know. It's not way before our time because I did play guitar hero and lots of these guys were like in there. But it's crazy. So was White Snake.
Starting point is 00:09:54 It's crazy how these guys used to be sex symbols. And now we are. We are now as them or we are in general. Neither. Both, no. Yeah, no, it makes sense. You know, they were popular. They were good at an instrument.
Starting point is 00:10:13 They would go with their fingers. Oh. Oh. You know, you got to play the guitar. You've got to be good at something. I feel like they're also, how do I say this? Like rock stars, especially back then, were like borderline gay,
Starting point is 00:10:28 Woman love, I think. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think women love, like, the, like, the slightly feminine borderline gay man. Expressions of femininity. Yeah. Well, a lot of, like, your parents' celebrity crushes, like, back in the day, like, what JT's saying, like, kind of makes sense. It's, like, super long hair, like, soft features, for sure.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Short shorts. But then sometimes it's, like, you know, like, Bert Reynolds. Yeah. And just a man's man. Yeah, that's a mustache. No, but that's your dad's crush. Gerard, that is my dad's crush. That's your dad's crush.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Your mom's crush is like the long hair, skinny, wearing booty shorts guy. I actually just heard my mom and aunt talking about how, like, it was, you know, like, what's his name? Kurt Russell. That's a manly man. Kurt Russell. Like, sometimes the grizzly works. Interesting. Well, just because you don't like him.
Starting point is 00:11:21 No, Kurt, but doesn't Kurt Russell have long hair? Who's Kurt Russell? I meant Russell Crow. Oh, I don't know who Kurt Russell is. You don't know who Kurt Russell is? No, I think I was... It is so impossible to talk to you people. Gladiator.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh. Russell Crow. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You guys don't know anything. Honestly, I was just continuing the bit. I don't know who Kurt Russell is. I was just like, oh, yeah, I expect you to not know. I know who Russell is.
Starting point is 00:11:47 And I know who Chris Crow is. That's why I was surprised. Russell Crow makes more sense. Why, Kurt Russell was grizzly. Yeah. And then you go back to what JT saying where it's like a Patrick Swayzee. Like he could dance. Or the guy with a mustache
Starting point is 00:11:59 Bert Reynolds No no not Bert Reynolds The other guy with the mustache Oh the older guy On the cop show Cop show Bert Reynolds No no he's not Bert Reynolds
Starting point is 00:12:10 You said the same thing 14 times What the fuck is his name Cops show Oh oh Mr. Bean No Wait was he on friends Brad Pitt
Starting point is 00:12:20 He used to be like He used to be like the beacon of sexiness I got you right hold on Who was the guy on friends He's on MIPD Blue. What are you talking about Friends? He was on Friends. He was on Friends. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:12:33 People like, there used to be jokes that, like, the guy in a college isn't put posters of him on the ceiling. That's such a weird joke on this. Is that a joke? I don't know. But that's all I know. Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Oh, Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck. I don't know if I would say Tom Salk is the guy from friends. Tom Sillick from Friends. Sure. Come on. Have you ever seen friends? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Kind of all right a show. I don't even believe them, honestly. How would I have known that Tom Selleck is in friends? He didn't even mention a name. He just said mustache sex symbol. Honestly, as much as I feel like we should talk more about what we definitely know, women love as sex symbols. Oh, this guy's. Wait, I have a thing for us today.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Yeah, that's what we're getting to? Okay. And then we're going to do what after? We're going to open a P.O. Box. P.O. Box. Make sure to send us stuff, by the way, if you want to send us anything. True.
Starting point is 00:13:24 And if you do send us stuff, make sure to put the P.O. Box number. on there. Oh, you're getting yelled at by the lady? I got yelled at, I got a stern talking to from the P.O. box lady. And she said, anything else that comes without a number, we're sending it back. We're hauling it back and we're going to piss on it. My mom just texted me. I guess she saw my story.
Starting point is 00:13:43 She goes, I want Aunt Colony merch and that mug. I guess there's a mug on the Picky Boy Shop. Pumpkins mug? Yeah. You make the stuff. Oh, my God. Piggyboys.com. Not for the Ant Colony merch.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Also, we are in, you know what JT's getting. ready and we're halfway through let's do some housekeeping we're in the 31 days of october that means on pickie nope that means on patreon.com slash pickie boys get in there as a video every day at this point would be on day 26 so there's 26 videos in there on top of the 800 other posts get in there we pass 2,500 patrons as soon as you're in there you're a part of the giveaway at the end of the month get in there a lot of fun a lot of fun keep going keep going housekeeping gun done um okay i'm gonna explain it anyway but i just want to check real quick if you guys are familiar do you know the game it's like you both have 20 dollars and
Starting point is 00:14:27 and then you're going to both bid on items to make something. And then you spend your money, you can run out of money. Perfect. I'm going to explain it anyway for the people who don't know. Yeah. But you guys are going to try to build the best superhero. You both have $20 and you're going to bid. That was me.
Starting point is 00:14:44 That was me. Hold on. You saw, you were just, you were about to get Danny yelled at. I was. I was. I probably could have landed on it. He probably didn't even hear it because I saw him just looking up into space. He wasn't even listening to what you were saying.
Starting point is 00:14:57 I literally saw him do this. No, I didn't hear it actually. He wasn't paying attention at all to what you were saying. I didn't feel it either. My senses are going. They're all gone. Your legs going, your sense. Too much.
Starting point is 00:15:07 No, my leg is back. I don't know if you saw upstairs. I was skipping, hopping around. That is impossible. It's been an hour. I am made of animantium. You don't know what that is. Yeah, Wolverine's bones.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Oh my God. It's the strongest metal in Marvel. Hell yeah. Oh. Well, that's what my tendons are made of. Wait, is there something stronger? Vibranium is in argument, but I think it is still animantium. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Let me re-explain it. Okay. You guys both have $20. You're trying to build the best superhero here. You're going to bid on items. Are you guys ready? Sure. I guess we should do, I don't know the exact rules, but I guess we should do.
Starting point is 00:15:42 He starts. You bid first, then you bid first. It alternates for. Okay. Can I ask how many things? Oh, sorry. Eight. There's two.
Starting point is 00:15:52 We're doing this twice, though. Okay. There's another category next. So it's four. Wait, yes. Wait, wait. It'll be four each. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:59 If you split it evenly. If you want to spend $20 on one thing. There's eight items. Why are you asking confusing questions? There's eight items at the auction. Okay, okay, okay. Who goes first? First is the superhero thing.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Okay. Sure. Which, meaning Danny is going to bid first here. First item, Superman's laser vision. Laser vision. So he shoots lasers from his eyes.
Starting point is 00:16:25 you had to repeat that well I just he also has like xray vision like xray vision I don't know laser vision yeah I was on laser yeah laser be boom
Starting point is 00:16:34 so you bid first uh five dollars oh my god he could have that for five dollars which by the way real quick he could bid zero yeah right
Starting point is 00:16:44 no you have to at least do one I think no you can go he has the opportunity to bid first but he can say zero yeah you can go zero because if any of us run out we can just say zero
Starting point is 00:16:53 yeah he can have that he can have that for five dollars All right, Danny's down 15. All right. Next item is Tony Stark's tech. So basically his technology, which could be, you know, his weapons and... All is tech?
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah. I'll go $2. I'll go three. I'll go four. I'll go five. He could have it for five. Wow. I was just trying to get him into six.
Starting point is 00:17:17 He could have it for five. But I'll take it. Next, we have Batman's strategy. Oh. I'll go... Essentially his game... I'm first. His game planning, his intellect.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I'll do zero. I'll do one. I'll do two. So why not just start at one? I was just trying to see what he's trying to see what he wants you to land on a I'll do three. Odd number. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:39 You can have it. Oh, hell yeah. I'll take that for three. So Danny's at $10. You're at 17. All right. Next up we have Wolverine's regeneration. Giant.
Starting point is 00:17:49 This is really, really big. I'll go, uh, this is why it doesn't make sense that you could bid zero because why wouldn't I just started zero every time, but one. It's the same thing. You started one every time. No, because I wouldn't lose any money.
Starting point is 00:18:02 It just doesn't make it. Either way. It's for when we run out of money, you'll see. Yeah, it's for when we do run out of money. I'll go five on that. If you give this to me, I have the best superhero, despite whatever, whatever's left there. You have his regeneration, not Wolverines like. Clause or bones.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Yeah, you don't know that. Just regeneration and laser beam eyes and Iron Man tech. You have five? That's my bet That's my bid I'll take it for six What about seven You can have it for seven
Starting point is 00:18:33 Seven You got a three dollars left Yeah You have $17 Yeah I think you can just outbid him For every year Yeah I will
Starting point is 00:18:40 I have the rest of everything Yes Right now I have Batman's strategy Okay There's actually nine things I miscounted before Oh hell yeah
Starting point is 00:18:48 Okay So next up We have Deadpool's humor Oh sorry That's zero He can't bid zero It doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 00:18:58 You can just let him have it. Yeah. Or you could say it. You could have it. Actually, no, this goes to no one now. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. You only bid zero when the person's out of money. You have to bet at least one.
Starting point is 00:19:09 That's how every video does it, because you need to spend money. It doesn't make any sense. I'm not, I'm not bidding on it. No, you have to bid on it. You have a good sense of humor. You have Deadpool's humor. He is the funniest superhero. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Next, we have Wonder Woman's Strength. Wonder Woman Strength? Yes. Danny has $3. You have $17 left. And currently all you have is... Batman's strategy. I'll bid a dollar.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I'll let you have it. Sure. I'll take it for a dollar. Next we have Thor's worthiness plus the hammer. What is it, Mjolnir? Yeah, Mielnir. I don't know how to say it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I'll bid $1. I'll bid $2. I'll bid three. I'll bid four. Nice. I'll take it for four. Which, by the way, he just got the ability to fly. Yeah, and lightning.
Starting point is 00:19:56 He uses the hammer to fly. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, next we have the Flash's speed. Holy shit. I'll bid four. All right, he gets it. I can take it from. How much money are you at?
Starting point is 00:20:06 I have... You just spent $4 and $1. Right? Because I did four, and then four again. Did $9 left? No, no, no. And Wonder Woman, you did one. $8 left.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Okay, get more than Danny? Yes, so you get the last thing. Yeah. The last thing is Hawkeyes' marksmanship. Yeah, I'll tell you have. I'll tell you. Which, okay, so let's go over them real quick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I have Deadpool's humor. He started there. Laser beam eyes, all of Iron Man's tech, and I can regenerate like Wolverine. Yeah. And then Antonio has Batman's strategy. He did not get Deadpool's humor, so he's probably not fun to hang out with. He has Wonder Woman's strength, Thor's worthiness and a hammer, the flashes speed, and Hawkeyes marksmanship. I'm pretty sure I dog walk.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Danny. You got to let the comments. I'm pretty sure I literal, literal dog walk. The thing is regeneration is everything. Wolverine's regeneration is only really good because no one could get to his brain because of the adamantium skull. Wolverine can, like the head, once the heads off, he's dead too. Like you're dead.
Starting point is 00:21:13 It is nerfed without the adamantium bones. You're so dead. Yeah, but I still have all this tech. I will, I'll say the tech's big. I'll say you kind of missed out because you have the tech, but you didn't get Hawkeyes marksmanship. Yeah. Because you could have been.
Starting point is 00:21:25 firing crazy Well, that's what my algorithms do. I don't need to act fire. What would you call your AI tech? Probably, uh, Harvest. Not inspired by Jarvis at all, right? No, no, no relation.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I'm, uh, right in the comments. I mean, it's just, I think it's an actual, it's an actual spanish. I think there's good arguments for both. I think it's pretty clear. Who would have the better movie, different question. I have the flat mind. I have the flashes. He's got dead gross humor.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Yeah. That's true. I have the Flash's speed. That means you have basic Marvel humor. I have the Flash's speed. Already on video. So, so fast. So fast.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Not new to him, huh? Listen, I'm telling you, this is, this, my, my superhero clears. And I got lasers. Bro, I'm the Flash. I don't even need Batman strategy. I'll just make a suit of mirrors. How are you getting me? Emma, I'm in the sky.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I can fly. I am worthy like Thor. I have mulled you. Yeah. You can't fly. You're toast. Yeah, but you can't use the flashness when you're flying. It's the speed of light.
Starting point is 00:22:30 It's faster. It's flying. No, no. Door is not faster than the flash. No, not faster than the speed of light. So I'm still catching up to you either way. I don't know who's faster. It's different universes, right?
Starting point is 00:22:43 So I don't even, it's different like companies. I'm sure both sides claim there's. Literally the flash. Is the faster. I'm literally the flash. Yeah, but I'm in the sky. I'm also in the sky. Yeah, but in a weird way, like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:55 you actually can't do anything. I can do lots of things. I can have 100 Ironmans. I'm the Flash. And Thorne. I can have 10,000 Iron Man's. Well, you don't have Tony Stark's money. Tony Stark's tech.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Yeah, so I don't relax. You also don't have his brain. You're done. You basically have his. Wait, how does he have his brain? You definitely have it. It's like he got an Iron Man suit. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:23:20 It's all of his tech. All of his tech. I got spaceships and Iron Man, The ability to create his... Probably because you have Jarvis. Well, I have the nanobot fucking stuff. I might have Danos' glove. That's not his cap.
Starting point is 00:23:34 He doesn't have that. He had the version. Why do you have to talk about his sexual... He has the version of it. Oh. You understand it's all right. Well, leave the comments who you think... And I have Spider-Man on my side.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Canonically. You are not Tony Stark, to be clear. You have his... I have his tech. Spider-Man is using Tony Stark's tech at last time he left off. You're going to hack and do his suit and just make him... That's not true. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Have you watched the last four Spider-Man movies? He hasn't had Tony Stark's tech in three movies. Oh, please. He has his tech. By your logic, you're dead because he's dead. I took over it. I bought all of his tech at the estate sale. You are...
Starting point is 00:24:11 Anyway, he's toast. Leave in the comments who you think would win, and who do you think would have the better movie? Because it's really a different question. That is different question. If someone's totally O.P., they probably have a bad movie. Aren't we tired of the Ryan Reynolds playing the same character humor nowadays?
Starting point is 00:24:24 100%. Are we not tired of that yet? Not really honestly. Well, that makes sense. Shatay has the humor of a four-year-old. Ryan Reynolds is funny. I am tired of it, but I'll still use it to make a good movie. I like how Danny's talking to the handheld mic way closer and way more prevalent than he's ever talked into the podcast.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Okay, one more. You guys ready? Yeah. We're going to put a twist on this. Okay. This one, you are going to give it to the other person and you're trying to, let me re-explained this. Okay. You both have $20, you're going to bid on these items,
Starting point is 00:24:58 but you're giving it to the other person. Who can give the other person the worst pizza? Mm-hmm. Okay. So first item, you all have $20, by the way. First item, Mayo. Whoa. Okay, wait, there's a possibility
Starting point is 00:25:14 here. I'm going to bid $3.3 to give it to me. Yes. Yes. I'll bid four to give it to him. I will bid $5. Whoa, for mayo? Honestly, I'll take me. I'll take mayo.
Starting point is 00:25:28 All right, $5 for mayo? So I still have 20. Yeah. So I still have 20. Yeah. So I still have 20. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I guess I'll bid one. I'll bid two. I'll bid three. Give me that. Okay. He has nerds rope. All right. Next item is broccoli.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Oh. I'll bid two. I'll bid three. All right. Give him broccoli for three? You have broccoli and nerds rope. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:00 So I have... Mayo. But how much do I have left? You have... What was my first one? Three. So you did two threes. Didn't I give it a two?
Starting point is 00:26:10 Wasn't it two? I don't believe so. Was it three? All right. So I have 14. And I have 15. Okay. Next item, hot fudge.
Starting point is 00:26:18 What the fuck is going on? Yeah, I wasn't expecting it to go this way. What did you think of it? I don't know It's all like there's no I thought it was gonna be Real pizza top I thought we'd at least get a pepperoni
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah exactly So I bid first No you bid first this time Yeah I think Whatever it doesn't matter I'll give you three dollars for that Bidding three dollars
Starting point is 00:26:40 To give it to you Because I think hot fudge and mayo Or no no Yeah but I feel like hot fudge And broccoli are probably a little worse I'll go four I think the combos is what gets you Yeah but I think the
Starting point is 00:26:52 I think the broccoli is going to be totally overpowered by the sweetness of this pizza. So I'll take it. Okay. Danny's taking it. So you've lost four. So I have $10 left. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Okay. Next item is durian. He has no durian. Oh, yeah. I never had it. I don't know if you have, but apparently very stinky. It smells bad, but I heard it tastes okay. You got a stinky pizza, broccoli and durian.
Starting point is 00:27:14 I'll bid a dollar. And even if it does taste okay? Probably not on a pizza. No. I'll bid a dollar for him to have it. I'll go... $2. We'll go three for him to have it.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I'll go four. Decisions, decisions. This is really hard. I'll go five for him to have it. All right. I'll go six. Whoa. Six bucks?
Starting point is 00:27:43 Six beans, dude? Yeah. All right, I'll take it. You're taking it? Yeah, I'll take it. How much you both have left? So I have nine. He has ten.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Okay. Wow. $6. Dury him. All right, next item is beats. Jesus Christ This is like no redeeming quality on anything here Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:58 This is really I'm thinking so hard I'll do $2. $2? Three to give it to him All right I'll take it So I'm at 7 He's at 9
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah Okay next item Cottage cheese Oh my God It's cheese You need cheese any pizza Oh my God Okay
Starting point is 00:28:19 I'll go two I'll give it to him for three Wait, what? So, wait, so you're doing three? I'm bidding three. The same thing we've been doing. I'll go four. I'll go five.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I'll go six. I give it to me. It's just bees. All right. All right, next item. And last? No, no, that was cottage cheese. Oh, fuck!
Starting point is 00:28:41 Yeah, that was cottage cheese. You know, some people like it? Maybe I got redeeming something. May I own college cheese? I do. There's only one item left. Oh, all right. So the last item is cheese whiz.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Oh. Goes on Danny's. Well, what if I want it? Sure. So, all right. I mean, yeah, if he wants a redeeming, that's like the only redeeming item. I think combined with everything else. Jaychee just hates cheese with so much, but that is literally the only good thing that you've named.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Aside like broccoli. Doesn't he have hot fudge? Yeah. All right, so yeah, he could have it. Okay, exactly what I was going to say. Number one, yes, I do hate cheese with. Number two, it's the combos they kill you, dude. So even if something is good, like, bro, I like hot fudge.
Starting point is 00:29:20 That's a good thing. It's got low time. Yeah. But anyway, all right, so go over your pizzas real quick. You're supposed to be keeping track of this. I'm not. I don't usually on Instagram there's like a graphic and it shows everything. No, I understand what I'm saying right here.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Antonio has has mayo, cottage cheese, and durian, and I have everything else. That might not be. You have nerds rope. Yeah. Broccoli. Yeah. Hot fudge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Beats. Yeah. And cottage cheese? No, not cottage cheese. You have cheese with. Cheese wits. Okay. So that means you have.
Starting point is 00:29:49 I just have three. Yeah. Mayo. Cottage cheese. Mayo. That's not terrible. That might not be that bad. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:57 You guys ready to eat them? Oh, my son of a bitch. No, I don't have it. Yo, dude, I think I swept Danny here. I don't think Danny's good with his money. I think you fumbled this crazy style. Man, I don't know about that. I only have three ingredients.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I think mine is not going to taste good, but it's going to be such like a wambo combo flavor that's going to be like, uh, yours is going to be like straight up a messy, like milky, chunky, mouth feel, and it's going to stink. It is going to be the stinkiest pizza on the planet.
Starting point is 00:30:27 But people put, do fruit and cottage cheese. The mayo will get lost. It's not that bad. The mail will not get lost. People do fruit and cottage cheese. You're right. Yeah, yeah, they do. Like, Danny has broccoli, hot fudge,
Starting point is 00:30:38 cheese whiz, beats. Nerd's rope. And I think I'm missing. I think you fumbled off. I think beats and broccoli both just, like, fade away into that. Broccoli can not. The cheese bays and the hot fudge
Starting point is 00:30:47 is going to be proper. That's really bad. Broccoli cannot fade away into anything. That is not sure. I feel like the beets would fade away way more. Both of those vegetables, you're going to get lost. You barely even notice they're on there. Bro, it is so easy to taste broccoli.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Like, it's so unbelievably easy to taste broccoli. All right, well, leave in the comments. Who gave the other person the worst pizza? I think you mishandled your funds there. I think we had it. I think there's a mismanagement of funds here. I think we need a new GM next year. I totally disagree, honestly.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I'm way more confident in the superhero wild. I'm way more confident in your superhero, yeah. But... Oh, my God. Really? Oh, 100%. Well, it's because you guys don't know superheroes then? The pizza.
Starting point is 00:31:26 But again, none of these pieces, like, these pizzas are both so, so bad. You think your superhero is better than his to the degree that you're, or more so than your pizza is better than this? I think it's exactly the same, and it's like there's not even a point of putting it up. Okay. You think it's the same? Well, Antonio's just going to say this about anything that is on his team. Every time. Every single time.
Starting point is 00:31:45 But Danny keeps trying to bring down my pizza to his level, which is preposterical. Your pizza, my pizza is going to taste like some, you know, like weird, some weird like kids like lunch table concoction. It's like, ooh, it's like sweet and sour kind of. But yours is going to be like legitimately awful. I guarantee if we had both pizzas in here, it'd be easier to finish my slice than your slice. 100%. I definitely disagree with that. 100%.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I think it'd be easier. It'd be harder to smell it for sure. No. It's just fruit and cottage cheese. Bro. It's going to be so milky and mayoy and crummel. Humbly. People put barata on pizza. It's really good. Cottage cheese, to even compare that to barata is a fucking crime.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Well, of course. I hate... So don't even bring it out. That was a kind of a crazy... So don't even bring it out. I'm talking about, like, the wetness of it. He's acting like a wet pizza doesn't exist. Like, it happens. And people like cottage cheese and fruit. Like, it's not that crazy. He's literally... He's right about the cottage shoes and fruit, man.
Starting point is 00:32:39 He literally has a Frankenstein horrific monster of a pizza, monster. And he's going, oh, yeah, your fruit and cottage cheese pizzas on the same level as that. It's psychopath. I'll tell you someone who watches. watches this, eats cottage cheese and fruit. That's fine. But I'll tell you this, I promise you, if we have these on top right here, it'd be so much easier to finish my slice. Even without the smell?
Starting point is 00:33:00 You can't say without the smell. That's why I spent $5 on it. It has the smell. You can't give it the smell. No, that's fine. So then he's just talking that my pizza's going to smell bad. Okay. We're talking about taste.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Yes, smell and taste are inherently linked. Also, you would finish my slice before you finish your slice. Guarantee it. I really don't think so. Guarantee it. And I would certainly finish my slice before I even really attempted to eat your slice. You know, I can actually see, I can see Danny's point there, kind of.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I don't know. It's cottage cheese and fruit. I think. Yeah, but you keep saying that. It's cottage. I do think that he has the worst pizza, but also, like, I could, I think I could eat it, and it'd be, like, gross and disgusting. But yours, I might actually make me vomit.
Starting point is 00:33:42 It would just be like, ew, like, again, like, it's like some kind of, like, kids fucking, you know, monster pizza. Yeah, Frankenstein pizza. His is just, like, genuinely bad. I think the problem... His is garbage smush pizza. It's literally a pizza. Yours is...
Starting point is 00:33:58 It smells like rotting flesh. That's what they say. Really? Dury and really? That's what they say. Ew. Well, all right. You guys want to do the P.O. box opening?
Starting point is 00:34:09 We're pretty over here, but... Yeah, really? Yeah, I think that's going to be... That might be a whole other episode. We might do it. We could just do it on the Patreon that we're going to film tomorrow. Okay. I think it makes more sense at this point.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Wow, did we go that long? Yeah, we're at 35 minutes. Okay. That's going to be another 15. So if you want to, we open up the PO boxes on Patreon anyway. So if you want to see that, and if you want to send us stuff, the link tree or at the bottom of the description of the video, there's PO box. Don't forget to send if you want us. We open stuff on Patreon all the time.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Patreon oncom slash Picky Boys. JT., tell them where to find you. Let's get out of it. Find me on Instagram at the Jay Balls. You can find me at the Pickey Boys on Instagram. Oh, sure. Oh, no. You can find me at Aunt Priscoe on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:34:44 And you can follow Danny is watching on Instagram and on Twitch. This guy took the top spot. This guy just snucked the top spot. It was an accident, but listen, I'm going to swap it because I deserve a swap. What do you deserve? You messed it up. This guy's taking off his wig already. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:58 You know, you know, we have to take pictures. This guy. You never know. We're doing thumbnails from the videos now. The bands break it up.

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