Picky Boys Podcast - We Ended The EYES VS. LEGS Debate! - Picky Boys Podcast #337

Episode Date: August 25, 2024

Win Trivia to decide JT'S HAIRCUT live on stream tonight at 8PM EST! https://twitch.tv/thepickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss this past weekend on stream, gatorwine, apple picking this fall, why you should drink mead, how to clean your brain, what makes a table a table, and what there is more of in the world: legs or eyes! Leave your opinions down below, and watch JT's haircut tonight on Twitch! Shop Summer Merch Before It's Gone! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon!! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/  

This guy goes to the grocery store, drinks the milk, and puts it back. Well, no, but it's different. You just gotta pay for the apples. You're just stealing apples. You gotta pay for the apples, but if you're apple picking, you get one free apple while you're walking. Do you guys think there's more eyes in the world or legs? Oh my god, here we go. I've tried that before when I was underage.

It didn't really work, but my fake ID did. They are not alive. One of them is. The other one, I don't know what happened to him. How do you keep losing? He loses the fish. The fish tank is black now. There is no way that they're alive in there.

I didn't say they were alive. Ready? Yeah. Bring us in. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. I'm Danny. I'm Antonio. And I'm JT.

I didn't think we were doing names, introductions. Maybe we should. All right, that's fine. That's who we are. Hello. What is a fun fact about you? Oh, I fucking hated these all the time. Yeah, me too.

Dude, Icebreaker's like, tell me two fun facts about you. I think I usually just went, well, I play paintball, and I can pick things up with my feet. That one, I learned to cut that one from the routine after the first two times because that reaction wasn't great. The feet one or the paintball one? The feet one, obviously. You also don't play paintball. At the time I did, you silly butt cheek.

But you weren't like. I played a lot of paintball. Okay. I went with Brian all the time before you guys even knew what paintballing was. I know, but I'm saying it wasn't like your main like, oh, yeah, he's a paintballer. Did you compete? who the hell is an actual

paint baller dude who balls in paint I don't know either way JT what about a fun fact about JT this is taking

too long already what's a fun fact about you quick Terminator I have no idea I'm so bad at these I think I would

usually go with I like to snowboard that's trash oh yeah that one's trash that's a good one either way we have a lot

to talk about what you didn't ask me about Danny how long are we gonna what's your

what's your what's your unique skill no I don't have one we're starting I don't have one. Don't worry about it. I can eat a rotisserie chicken in under five minutes.

That would be a good one, actually. One time I have eaten a full rotisserie chicken in under two and a half minutes. Everyone would probably give the same reaction as my feet thing. I can put an entire rotisserie chicken in my mouth and spit out the bones. He had a different thing going. Didn't know it was going in your mouth. Nope. Oh.

That'd be a fun fact. I can put an entire rotisserie chicken in my ass and poop out the bones. Yeah, that would make the teacher go, like, you know what? Maybe we'll stop doing these. change these in the curriculum no but uh for those of you who haven't uh weren't in the twitch twitch.tv slash picky the picky boys we just completed our mario kart subathon and it went for a little bit longer than we expected it to go it was our mario opus honestly mario opus mario opus so what we did for those who don't know is we played mario kart and uh people can

donate and as many times they donate is how many races we had and how many races did we play danny 1,100 races. 1,100 individual races of Mario Kart. Dude, that's so many races. It went on for 108 hours. 108 hours. 108 hours straight, live streaming, sleeping on stream. Yeah, we slept on stream.

They could wake us up while we're sleeping with sounds. It was a lot of fun. It was probably the most ambitious thing we've ever done, at least especially on stream. I think so. I think maybe overall. Oh, sorry. David Blaine swallowed frogs in there?

I heard the sort of ribbits come out of them. Just a little grumbly-rumbly. A little grumbly-rumbly. And then because it went so much longer than we expected, we didn't have a Wednesday video scheduled to go out. We weren't ready. We didn't think it would go until Wednesday. Yeah.

So we had to film it live during the stream. And everybody in stream watched us film it and everything. Because everyone was so generous and watching and all their donations, we passed 900 patrons. Woo-hoo! So we got another goal video to film. That one's going to, we'll talk about the previous goal video in a second.

We became in the top 420 Patreon podcasts on Patreon blaze it. Wow. We were the top 800 or top 900 most subbed Twitch channel on the whole platform. So in the top thousand, still not partner, but yes, still not partner,

but that's a whole different story. None of us are fired. None of us got fired. None of us got fired. That's the most impressive. We went for five days. None of us got fired. Martin and Chaz, me, none of us are fired.

And we don't want to talk about it too long because, you know, we don't know who was there and who wasn't. But it was a lot of fun. And thank you again. And I think we have a little taste of something else coming up, JT. You want to tell them what your idea is for today? I think it's happening today. Yeah, it'll be happening later today when this comes out.

Yeah, we're going to try to do a couple more special event streams for the Twitch. So what we have tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern is we're going to do a sort of trivia thing. With the audience. With the chat. Yeah, with the Twitch chat. Anyone can come. Anyone can participate and try to win in trivia. And what the winner gets is to pick my haircut and beard.

Jesus Christ. And there's going to be a whole chart of all the different haircuts, you know, like the barber shop where they have all the different cuts and styles. You can pick from it a beard and hair combo. and then this gentleman right here is going to perform the haircut. We've done hairstyles and haircut things before and the chat is usually never generous once. No, never generous.

Never generous once. I don't know if you remember JT's pink hair era. Yeah, so basically if you're watching video this week, maybe don't watch it next week because JT might be very different looking. I might have a Hitler mustache. Who knows? I hope that's not it.

That can't be on the chart. It's got to be on the chart, man. That cannot be on the chart. It's going to be on the chart. I cannot be on the chart. The winner of trivia must be respected. But yeah, but you could take away that option. The winner of trivia.

I'm going to win. I'm going to not pick it. Now I have to win. I'm going to win just so I can control your destiny and pick something that is not the Hitler mustache. Now we talked about it so much, someone's going to pick it, unfortunately. But that's all on twitch.tv slash thepickyboys.

Get in there, follow, follow, and notify. So when we go live, you get notified or something. When does this go out? This goes out at 1, 2? 2. 2? so six hours from when this goes out we'll go live yeah hell yeah and we want to do more subathons in the future and everything and uh oh one last thing holy shit the danny getting

shot at by hockey pucks patreon.com slash picky boys is most likely coming out literally tomorrow holy shit holy shit fuck adam there we go fuck Ow! Ow! You said go! This is... This probably isn't allowed. Alright.

Oh! So get in there. If you're not in there, and then we're on the road to a thousand. Once we get a thousand, we're gonna get tattoos and we want to do a big party with uh it's just gonna get in there patreon.com slash picky boys danny's about everything everything's happening so quickly it's really fast everything's happening so quickly a little housekeeping but we're good we're good we're good we're good all right so what is this this is my coffee why is it in like a like a rainforest cafe cup rainforest cafe i think at some point while we're back to the stream i was like oh god i could

i really wish we were at the rainforest cafe right now yeah so i just wanted a little a little taste of that this a very curvy glass yeah it's very not sure what the benefit of having such a bulbous ass on it yeah i think it's thick bodacious i would say actually if i saw this at the bar oh god yeah look at that if i saw this in a rainforest cafe hey yeah it is so much this is this much coffee yeah i'm fine with that this is an iced coffee and you know what you need in an iced coffee only two things coffee and ice

oh and straws you know speaking of coffee Starbucks just they started doing their pumpkin spice shit which means summer's over basically yeah that's really early

it's August 22nd it's close to September so when you're in September I mean not now it's August some other day yeah August 24th

5th something like that I don't know something late August that's crazy yeah it's summer's over September's right around the balls

when is the actual end of summer oh yeah Captain Seasons. I don't know how I became the season guy. You don't know how you became the season guy. I don't know how it happened. I don't know how it happened.

September 21st. Wait, actually? It's definitely around then. I don't know exactly what it is. Is that the summer solstice, the winter solstice? No, it's the equinox. The equinox. Holy shit, yeah.

If someone doesn't know what it is. This guy. I thought summer really ends after Labor Day. It's equinox, like the gym. Yeah, but we can't say that in front of him. That is when it ends, Labor Day. We can't say that in front of him. I don't know when that is.

No, summer, the official start, sorry, the official end of summer is when school starts. Everyone knows that. All right, that's fine. No, that's fair. But at different places all around the country, they go earlier or later, so. So, yeah, everyone has later and earlier. So, everybody has a different starting. I cannot speak.

I still feel like I can't speak. I've been just, like, recuperating for the past few days, honestly. Oh, I've had speech and reading problems, more so than normal. I was going to say, the reading, yeah, my speech, which I perfected to a T, has definitely faltered, but I'm gaining it back. My words per minute cohesiveness has gone up, as you can tell right now. It was bad before, though. Yeah, I mean, sleeping for, how long, you guys, would you say you slept per night for the, it was, how many nights total was it? It started Friday night.

Four nights. Saturday night. Four nights, five days, you know, like a hotel. Oh, that sounds like a great vacation. Four nights, five days. Yeah. In a basement. very in a basement we couldn't see the sun yeah and then even tuesday night you didn't have great

sleep because you're you guys were still me and chas were still down here streaming and you guys were in the twitch chat watching no yeah uh i probably in in those four nights probably got a total less than 10 hours of sleep probably yeah if i'm being realistic literally going outside felt strange going outside just the sun hit me i was like oh my god it's so sunny in here chat so yeah you're talking to Chaz just talking to Chaz I rewatched a bunch of stuff

I want to do I want to see if I can figure a compilation there's just so much footage there's so much but Danny might have called Chaz Chaz every

I don't think Chaz's I don't think Chaz's name was said one correct time sometimes I called the chat Chaz at some points it was just so delirious

but yeah if you missed this one it was a lot of fun you should just get in the next one because there will be another one so we'll tell you about it far in advance

and we'll set it all up But what I was worried about today is that Danny asked me if we had any wine glasses. Yeah, I was just about to say, you know I'm always on the hunt for a good libation. Come on, bro. We just did this. Definition. Country of origin? What the fuck was that?

It's like a drink. Libation. Like a refreshing drink. A libation? Question. No, we have the same question. Go. No, no, you go.

Why didn't you just say drink? That was my question. Why didn't you just say drink, bud? That was my question. Can I? Can I? No. Can't a fella break out the thesaurus every once in a while?

Can't a fella break out the thesaurus? That was my exact question. You know there's a word for this already. All right. Well, the drink is called Gator Wine. They drink it in Florida, I'm assuming, because of alligators. It could be anywhere in this country. So you want to get yourself a cheap bottle of wine.

This is a Pinot Noir, $6, $7. Oh, it's a combination of things. Yeah, no, the Florida thing was a joke. They don't drink it in Florida. No, I meant, I just thought it was Gator Wine already. No, no, no, this is the wine. What are you about to pick up? This is the Gator.

Oh. Okay, so it's light blue Gatorade, half and half, with really cheap red wine, and supposedly it's delicious. God, I don't want to fucking drink this. Well, first you have to drink a little bit of this to know how, first of all, I can't drink this. So I have seen this, and people act like this is God's gift to them. Wait, really?

Yeah, on TikTokers. I have never seen this. All right, first I want to do a little taste test of the wine. I got the proper one where I could do that, you know? Can you see this, Jason? I'll bring it back here. Yeah, it's not great. Oh, God.

It's not bad. We just drank, like, so much. It smells nice. But it has that bitterness. We just drank so much. Oh, look. I could get good legs on mine. You can get good legs.

What does that say? Santa's helper? Santa's helper, obviously. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. We're not doing that today? We were going to taste it.

You have to put half and half. No, we were going to taste it first. Oh, sorry. Sorry. You can show the camera how much you poured. This guy's a wino all of a sudden. Jesus Christ. All right.

I want to taste a little bit first. Taste that just so we know our baseline. You know. Yeah, it's not great. Our base wine. If JT's being a hero, I got to. JT is my hero. Okay.

I did a volume study in sophomore year of high school. I bet you that we have the same amount in our glasses. All right. Now you go 50-50 Gatorade. Write in the comments if anyone's ever done this in college, I guess, or in your parents' basement at 12 years old. I have a question also. Yes. So this is for the taste.

They say it tastes great. Is part of this also like, oh, it's going to not give you a bad hangover because of the electrolytes? It's a new electrolyte drink. I like that. I know you are putting things with electrolytes in it. So if I had a vodka soda and I splashed liquid IV in there, would it really do much for me? I don't know because they also say that sugar makes hungover. This is just adding more sugar.

Yeah, also, I like wine. I don't like Gatorade. I don't like Gatorade. Really? I don't like it. I mean, usually Gatorade and alcohol is not a good mix, which is why I thought this was so interesting. Because Gatorade's so thin.

Yeah, it's a terrible chaser. Gatorade tastes like you can see through it, if that makes sense. Yeah, very clear. Thank you. I appreciate you. All right, well, let's see this Gator wine. Gator wine.

Gator wine. I mean, it just tastes like the wine, but better, kind of. Okay, okay. It definitely extends the length of the drink. Like, it doesn't really taste like the Gatorade. It tastes like the wine. I see.

It makes it taste more like a sangria. Yeah, it has a little bit of a sweetness to it. If you put an orange in here, I wouldn't be able to. I would be able to tell there's Gatorade in here because Danny made it, but. Wow, okay. All right, surprising. I can get down with Gator wine a little bit. What do you think?

It does almost completely remove the bitterness of the wine. It does, it does. I was really excited that he was going to pull out a Gator Giblets or something. No, no. A Gator something. Yeah, no. Honestly, as soon as you said Gator wine, I should have known. Are you guys wine guys or not really?

Danny does love whining. There it is. So easy and so lame, frankly. It was. It's too easy. It's too easy. We're at the bar, and I ordered a glass of wine. I ordered a glass of the House of Red, and I got made fun of by both of you.

Well, listen. Into oblivion. Which bar is this? Oh, okay. Not that. that no at first to say the house red is very funny at that bar this is like the dirtiest like grungiest bar ever and i was like i'll have the house red please we were ordering you know long islands and we were ordering just vodka sodas and then i want a house right bro behind me i hear can

i have the house red and i was like look where you like the floor the ceiling is coming down they literally pulled it out it had cobwebs and they blew the dust off it like is this wine yeah That's wine. Also, it was like 3.30, and I would love for you to have seen the waiter, the bartender's face. What'd you say? I was incredibly impressed by my fanciness. Yeah, by just your tongue, I guess.

Was it good? He doesn't remember it was 3.30. He was bombed at that point. You should have put some Gatorade in that. That would have been probably better. They probably had Gatorade back there, too. No, it was good. It was good.

Look, I didn't want to drink a fucking Long Island. That would have been a totally different night. That's completely fair. but you'd be surprised what a 330 wine glass does to you that is similar to a Long Island. You'd be very surprised. And they didn't have Moscow mules. So what was I left to do?

See, but that's even crazier. You go, oh, can I have a Moscow mule? You go, oh, no, give me the house red. It's like that transition doesn't, that jump doesn't make sense either. Question, would house white have been better? No, yes, because you can at least make that one cold. Like you can ice a white.

I don't know wine rules. I put ice in my red either way. Yeah, I put ice also. Yeah, and fuck anyone who's like, oh, you're not supposed to do that. Like, shut up. Yeah, I get made fun of all the time for doing it. I'm like, dude, I just want it fucking cold. Yeah, it's a little chilly.

It's a little bit. Dude, I love ice. Love it. Bought an ice machine. Going to get a bigger one. Wine has so many rules. We should de-stigmatize wine. Absolutely.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure what we're doing right now is probably, is this even a wine glass? This is a weird-shaped glass. Definitely a wine glass. I think it's a red wine glass, too, so double. So if anything, I'm fancier than you bitches. You're cutting it close with that spin. that whirlpool.

No, I'm afraid to drop wine because it'll just stain the world. True. So true. Just go to a winery and wear white. Ooh, I love a winery. Of course you do. I'll go to a winery. I'll go to a meadery. Ever been to a meadery? You're not saying

meat. You're saying mead. Mead. Ooh, I'll go to a meadery. Now you're saying meadery. Yeah, no, no. I'm back. I'm on the mead side. That's just like a butcher. It seems more taste testing than a butcher. I'd be a butcher, but... Samples. And they cook it?

No, that's just a restaurant. That's just a restaurant. It's just a barbecue place. Korean barbecue place. Now I'm thinking of fall again. Can we go to a little apple picking situation? I went apple pickle once. Apple pickle, pickle, pickle.

I told you, apple pickle, pickle, pickle. I told you, we're slowly getting back. I went apple picking once. It was the end of the season. It might have been the most unfung... Unfung? It might have been the most unfung thing ever. And on top of that, I caught fucking 10 stray apples.

You caught them. You do. And it cost $25, $30. I'm like, I'm never doing this again. I just drank the apple cider in the corner, which was delicious. Because if it wasn't fresh. Yeah, you know, it's more about the vibe of the place. I don't care about the apple picking, but I want to drink the cider in the field.

That's not really what you do. That's kind of what you do. Yeah, it's what you do. You got a pumpkin patch going. My whole family went. We each caught 20 apples. Caught is not the word. You keep saying this.

You do kind of have to catch them. You get this little long stick to reach the top ones. It was like a claw? Yeah, you got to try to grab them. It is kind of like catching. We each got 20 apples. It cost probably $150 for 20 a pop. Most expensive apples ever.

Most expensive apples. And guess how many we ate? Three, two, one, maybe two. Maybe two of them. Sometimes I eat one while I'm picking just on the house, you know? I just don't. To the core in the lawn or whatever. This guy goes to the grocery store, drinks the milk, and puts it back.

Well, no, but it's different. You just got to pay for the apples. You're just stealing apples. You got to pay for the apples. But if you're apple picking, you get one free apple while you're walking. You just made that rule yourself. Yeah, but it's – You just made that rule.

Chase is not here today, so I can make him anything I want. That's true. Goddamn. Yeah, we don't have Google today. There'll be no fact-checking allowed. Jason's still resting his precious, precious buns from sitting in the chair for that long. I have a question. Uh-oh.

You know how sometimes you walk by on the sidewalk and you do see, like, an apple on the ground that fell off a tree? Can you eat those? Or are they, like, poison apples? First of all, let's get this right. Don't eat them. Just start. Because of a good reason? Yeah, let's just start with don't eat them.

And then I would say. Do you have a good reason? I would say maybe you can, but I think there's a reason they're on the ground. But they look different. They're like. Crab apples. They're, like, green and smaller, right? That's a crab apple?

Is that what that is? No, I don't know. I think it just fell off a tree before it grew. So it's just like a... Or a bird. Right, but so apples grow naturally in New York. Can we eat them? Naturally.

Where'd you go apple picking? It was in New York, right? Yeah, but that's like an apple orchard. Oh, there's geographical lines for the orchard? When was the last time you walked by in a park and was like, oh, it's a tree full of apples? This is what I'm talking about. But when did you?

I've never seen a tree full of apples. Oh, I'm asking because I saw one this week, and I thought about eating it. Are you sure you didn't just see an apple on the ground from someone's shopping cart? Well, it came from a tree. How do you know it came from a tree? Because there was a tree with apples right nearby. Oh, oh. But it was very, I don't know if they're in season, because there was like a handful on there, and they did not look ripe at all.

But it got me thinking. I was like, you know. This was around here? Yeah. I think someone went and just stapled. I don't think there's apple trees here. I think someone stapled apples to a tree. They tricked JT.

I'm pretty sure there's apples, man. There's lemons. Oh. There are not lemons. There's lemon trees. There's citrus here? Yeah, there's lemon trees. But again, these are people who are growing them in their semi-front yard,

and you would just be stealing these people's lemons. How does that work in a more, I guess, tropical climate where trees that are on the road just, I don't know, grow fruit? Is that just community pickings? Probably. I think it falls under the law of finders keepers. Yeah. I mean, I would say so, but I feel like there's some guy that always, you know,

that's my apple tree. Yeah, but also if no one's there to see me pick the apple, how do you know a bird didn't take it? I'm a bird now. That's true. Sorry, sorry, can't catch me bird, man. Can we go back to mead for a second? Yes.

You brought that up. Do you like mead? Yeah, it's good. I think it's terrible. You mean the dumbest thing that's ever existed. Okay. Well, I don't know. Why is it dumb?

First of all, ancient method of alcohol making. Yeah, but there's a reason we don't do it anymore. We found better. Why is it dumb? Yeah. Well, because you got infinitely better things. The only reason people like mead is because, oh well they did it back then

and I'm trying to be I'm trying to be cool honey wine first of all honey doesn't taste that great to begin with secondly secondly

actually I agree I like raw honey I don't like I only had it for the first time like a couple years ago and I was so excited because I thought it was like beer

and I can't have gluten right so I was like wait this is pretty much ancient beer I was like holy fuck and I can actually have this because it's gluten free

it's made from honey and I tried it and I went ooh I don't like that at all it's like ooh Is it beer or wine? I was very excited to have it. It's like honey wine.

But it's also honey fermented wine. And I'll tell you why I know mead was ruined for me. It's because our friend tried to grow it in his supply closet. And in my head, I'm going, well, if he can make it with a balloon attached to a gallon of water, I think that maybe I don't want to drink this from anybody. That's such a dumb reason. That's how all alcohol is made, basically. No, you didn't see his contraption.

And it was a supply closet that still had the Clorox in it. I'm not saying you should drink his mead, though. I'm just saying mead in general is good. I'm not. I don't want no closet mead. I have mead once a year, every year, when I go to the Renaissance Fair. But I usually, to be fair, I usually don't just get a cup of mead. I get a thing called a bee sting.

It's half mead, half cider. So good. But not even drinking it. So good. But I think that sounds pretty good. So good. I can, 10 of those. Why is it called a bee sting?

Because of the honey? Yeah. So what's the sting? Cider? We could work on that. I don't think that's fair, though. Because I think mead tastes better at the Renaissance Fair. Of course.

When I'm being surrounded. What's the word? Surrounded. When I'm being surrounded. My word recollection took a hit from the stream, by the way. It's like you went back in time. Yeah. If you're being surrounded by medieval times, now mead tastes good.

See, I had it at Myrtle Beach. The thing is, that is. From a closet? No. They actually had the bees, though, that they made it from right there. alcohol purchasing is the one thing that takes you out of the Ren Faire experience because they're like, let me see your state ID.

And it's like, well, this isn't. This is breaking me. It's taking me out of my character. Oh, what is that? A state ID? I've tried that before when I was underage. It didn't really work, but my fake ID did. Hell yeah.

Big dog. No, but it is after you get that out of the way, they give you your thing, and then you go, huzzah! And that's why it tastes so good. After you huzzah, that meat is going to taste delicious. But they can't give you a wristband at the start. That way you don't have to get out of character anymore. Or some kind of leather strap.

What is this? Yeah, but that's why if it was a leather strap, it still looks like a chain mail strap. That'd be cool. Chain mail. But listen, they're running a business here. They can't be giving out free leather straps. It would not be real leather. Do you guys think there's more eyes in the world or legs?

Oh, my God. Here we go. Wait, someone asked us this. Fucking Martin asked us this. Really? We were thinking about it. It's legs, I think. I think it's legs.

Have you heard the counter-arguments for both sides? I've heard something with the insects, obviously. But insects play both sides. Fish don't have legs, so there's a lot of fish. But I just think there's so many more insects, and they have so many more legs. And there's people that go, well, did you know that a dragonfly has like 142,000 eyes?

It's like, no, they don't. They have five eyes. They have five eyes, and on those eyes, there's like 1,000 lenses. That doesn't count, bitch. That doesn't count. That's my argument. I'm not familiar enough with dragonfly.

Anatomy. Yeah, to answer this. I've had to kill many in the yard. I do know that there's lots of bugs. Lots of bugs. And lots of bugs have lots of legs. Lots of bugs have lots of legs. But there's lots of fish.

But there's lots of fish. And they have zero legs. They have zero legs. Well, not all fish have zero legs. How many legs does, like, the typical ant have? Six? Six. Six.

All insects have six. Six minimum. All insects have six minimum. No, I think all insects have six. That's not true at all. Not all bugs, but insects, I think, have to have six. What the hell is a spider? Eight.

Not an insect. Racknick. Okay. Centipede? Rack. Not an insect. What the fuck's that? A bug.

I don't know. It's a gross creepy crawly. That's a creepy crawly. Whatever. Definitely centipedes. But I think I, or not eyes, I think flies have like a thousand eyes. No, no. No.

They have two. No, no, no. Well, we looked up the dragonfly. We didn't look up the fly. They have the same thing. I think they have five eyes. Five compound eyes. What?

Five? They have an odd number of eyes? Yeah, it's strange. I don't know about that. They have a center eye? They have a seeing eye? Yeah, they probably do. That's why whenever you go to smack them,

they get up before you can even smack them. Yeah, it's because they can see 360 degrees. Also, apparently to a fly, which I don't really understand. To a fly, apparently we look like this. Try to swat it. Slow motion? Yeah.

You ever see the slow-mo of a fly on an orange, and they shoot the orange? They shoot a bullet through it? and the fly's reaction time? No. Jason, pull this up. I'll be honest, I haven't seen it. It's like, it's maybe 20, 30 times faster

than a human's reaction time. I mean, I guess... It's like five milliseconds. That sounds incredible. I can still catch a fly, though. Like, the bullet hits the orange, and before it's out of the orange, the fly is jumping off of it.

This goes against everything I know, though, because I've seen people that, like, kill fly with salt guns. Maybe they can't sense salt. It's like spider sense can't sense... It's also a shotgun blast, so even if they move a little to the right to the left. They don't move that fast. It's their reaction.

I've swatted flies out of the air. I'm fast. Some flies are dumb. That's about it. Everybody swatted a fly. This is how I've been the whole... Everybody swallowed a fly. My word recollection, my speech, and literally reading. I'm misreading words.

All this is affected from the strain. We probably did some mental damage. It'll come back, though. Our brains were dirty and we didn't get a chance to clean them. That's true. But this is really good, honestly. It's really bare minimally okay. Oh, no.

I think we're also all stone cold sober, and this is the morning, basically. Speak for yourself, brother. But like, oh, man, not only at night, but let's say this is like your fourth or fifth drink. Oh, I think this will go down like butter. Butter. Like butter. Not like drinking butter. It does kind of taste like butter.

What even is Gatorade flavors? Glacier freeze? What the fuck is that? It's just something that sounds cool. You're like, oh, yeah, give me some glacier freeze. Oh, sorry, by the way. I think eyes. No, I think legs.

I agree with your legs. Sorry. Oh, yeah. I'll take it back to that. The fish is the only good eye argument, but there's more bugs than fish, I think. 100,000 trillion million percent. Dude, you know there's more just ants. There's more ants by total weight than there are humans.

If you weighed all the ants and weighed all the humans, there's more ants. So then what are we even really? So then what do we even really talk about? And each of those has six legs. Yeah, so what are we even really talking about? Obviously, it's legs. It's definitely legs. Yeah, it's legs.

But- We figured it out. But now this is where the savant would come in. Okay. And it's like, okay, now we have legs of chairs. Oh, shit. No, living legs only. We got camera lenses.

Oh, shit. Those are eyes. You just said lenses. We're in eyes with the dragonflies. That's true. All right, that one I'll take back because that we would lose if that's the case. but we got chair, legs, we got ring camera, eyes. Okay, okay, wait.

Eye in the sky. Chair legs is a really good. You like that? Yeah. Table legs, desk legs. Legs win $4 trillion. See, he's doing it again. What?

You're talking about the fact, was this on the stream or not? Antonio just distinguished a desk from a table. Yeah. A desk is a table. Dude, a desk is not a table. Yes, it is. What's so hard to understand about a desk? Wait, why isn't it?

Why is it? I'll toss it back. Especially a desk that doesn't have like a cubby, like storage kind of. That's for sure. Well, then you're just using stuff on a table. That's what I remember. Dude, Antonio, when I moved in, what did I use as a table for like two months? What did you use as a desk?

Sorry, what did I use as a desk? It was a folding table. Yeah. It wasn't a desk. You just had your stuff on a table. That's what I was saying. Bro, no. Like, you were just using a table wrong.

You weren't using a desk. Just because you put your computer on a table doesn't make it a desk. Now I remember the point, bitch. I gotcha. Now I remember. There are, like, overarching furniture concepts. One is a table. Yeah.

Underneath tables, there are many different kinds. There's a side table, coffee table, desk, all kinds of things. Stop it. All kinds of different tables that exist for different purposes. but they are all still tables. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How about this? It's one of these jobs, you know?

It's like every desk is a table, not every table is a desk. What's that right there? That's a table. That's a table. And if I put that in the corner of a room, put a PC on it, and I use that for work? Yeah.

Like, why are you putting, why don't you just get a desk? No, now it's become a desk. That could be a desk. This should be a bit of a stretch to have this as a desk. That could for sure be a desk. Also, now we're doing dimensions.

It has to be thin enough to fit a desk. No, the desk has, you know, things where you could hold shit. It has the fucking cubby shit. But this is my point, though. That's a desk. Some desks don't have things where you could hold shit and cubbies. Are they still desks or are they now tables? It's a table.

You guys are just using tables. But they're sold on Amazon as desks. Yeah, I mean, you know, marketing and how you sell to people who are idiots and don't know the difference between table and desk. That's not my problem. Amazon, do you? I'm just saying you're using tables wrong. They're all tables.

And this happens with other types of furniture as well. A chair. You've got your chair, and then you've got reclining chair, foldable chair, beanbag chair, all kinds of different chairs. All right. But they are all chairs. Yeah. And a desk is a table. See, see.

All the table is the overarching parent. That was like all, you were saying words that all sound good together, and then you said the last part. That's like you saying this, right? this is a dining room table side table yada yada table and then you go desk it's not a desk table like you were saying with first of all it definitely is a desk table no it is a desk we've shortened it down to desk for the sake of brevity but it is a desk table oh he's collecting he's getting his big words back it takes one podcast all i'm saying is that that's pretty small word it's a small difficult word brevity is is there any other table like thing that you

would consider not a table or is it just the desk just the desk is in its own weird category right now what i could if you if i walked in and you and he had a desk with cubbies and a thing in his middle of his table underneath the chandelier that he eats food i'm like what what are you using a desk here for it's the same thing in reverse wait well what did you just say like if you had a desk like with the cubby and the in the containers and where you put your pc and all that stuff and it It was in the middle of your dining room under the chandelier, and you put steak on it, and you were eating. I'm like, why are you eating on a desk?

Okay, but what about one of those weird things that are made for food that is this big, and it kind of folds up, and that's what you eat on? I don't know what they're called. Folding table. Got them. Next. Those are tables. Yeah.

If I think like that? Yeah. Okay. That's a table? It's a folding table, yeah. You'd consider that a table before you'd consider a desk a table? 100%. 100,000%

this scenario makes no sense if I had a coffee table underneath my chandelier that I was eating dinner on you'd be like why are you using this coffee table it doesn't mean it's not a table it's just a different kind of table it's not the table that it's supposed to be

in that specific area of the room but it doesn't delegitimize it doesn't delegitimize it's table status it does a tad for sure also if you had a dining room if you had a coffee table in your dining room what are you sitting on pillows and eating like that's what that's what i'm saying but it doesn't

make you just but it doesn't make the coffee table not a table i didn't say that but yeah that's but that's what you're using to say the desk isn't no i'm saying it confirms the desk isn't a table i'm not gonna lie to you this is one of your weakest points i think you've ever had because you have not given us a single point as to why it's not a table well first of all my best point has been a counter to your point which is was the chair thing it's like oh folding chair sleeping Bean chair, bean bag chair, dining room table, coffee table, side table, desk. Like, desk. Where he lost points, I think, in lots of people's minds is he said that any desk on

Amazon that is just a flat surface with no cubbies and no storage is a table and not a desk. You're going to lose a lot of people. You got L-shaped desks that don't have storage. That's okay. I'd accept a shape being a desk. I'd accept that. It's an L.

It's now a desk again. I'd accept that. This is ridiculous. If it's not any form of square or rectangle, I have some wiggle room there. I'd accept that. Okay, I think he gained some ground back there. I'd accept that. You can't have an L table.

That's weird. You can't have an L table. I'm getting more gator wine. I can't deal with you. Write in the comments if desks are tables. I can't deal with you. I think you're right with the frogs and toads, though. I think all tables can be used as desks, but no desks can be used as tables.

Frogs and toads, totally different. Exactly. Exactly, exactly. Every desk is a table, but not every table is a desk. That's where I'm stopping. Not exactly, but yes, sure. You're saying you could use a frog as a toad. I don't even know the difference.

I don't even know the difference. All squares are oranges, not all. No. Toad? What did I just say? I said not all squares are oranges. That's not what I meant. Not all rectangles are squares, but all rectangles are squares.

You got that thing. Not all squares are rectangles, but all rectangles are squares. That's a better. There you go. Wait, no, no. All rectangles are squares. No, no, no, no. No, all squares are rectangles.

Not all rectangles are squares. I don't really know the difference between a frog and a toad either. Which one is like the cool, colorful, poisonous ones? That's a frog. Those are cool. I think toads are bumpy and... And I think toads are... I don't think toads are like aquatic animals where frogs are at least semi-aquatic.

I'm pretty sure a toad would drown if you threw it in the water. But a frog would be able to swim just fine. I've always wanted a cool, colorful frog. You know, like the one on the front of a biology textbook? The Rainforest Cafe frog. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but those are the poisonous ones. No, no, I think those are just the green tree frogs.

Wow, they're very cool. They're very pretty. The main character of the Rainforest Cafe is that frog. The main character. True, the beautiful frog. I think the main character is the tree in the front. The tree with eyes. It's like, oh, feed me.

Yeah, no, I don't like that thing at all. You put your arm in there. Would you have a pet frog? No. No. I don't want pets. He shouldn't be allowed to have pets either with his track. But I think a frog is just a cooler fish.

True. Yeah, but I think... You could hold it and stuff. I'd get an axolotl. You can't have an axolotl. Why can't I have an axolotl? Because I feel like you need to sign something to have that. You can't have anything that you need to sign.

No, it's just like a little fish. It can't exist out of the water. Those are so ugly. Oh. Everyone thinks they're so cute. I think they're so ugly. Oh, they're cute. Everyone loves them.

They're cute in like kind of a dopey way, you know? They are cute in a dopey way. And they have a nice smile. It's only because they have a permanent... Yeah, because they have a permanent smile. Do you remember when Danny had the snails in his fish tank? and while he was explaining to us. What happened to those?

Oh, yeah, that's true. I forgot about that. Those are gone also. No, they're on the floor of the fish tank. Yeah, sure. They're gone. No, they're not. Yes, they are.

They are not alive. One of them is. The other one, I don't know what happened to him. How do you keep losing? He loses the fish. The fish tank is black now. There is no way that they're alive in there. I didn't say they were alive.

You just said one of them is. I heard you. I said they're on the floor of the fish tank. That does not mean they're alive. You said one of them. Roll that back 10 seconds. Roll it back, Jason. I said they're on the floor

one of those on the floor of the fish tank you said they're dead and you said no one of them is just what you said well one of them is outside of the tank

confirmed to kill wait he committed suicide? yeah bleep it bleep that in Minecraft bleep that bleep that

the thing is I accidentally killed I accidentally over chemical my plants and I created a nuclear wasteland in my fish tank Chernobyl

it's falling on there which is why I have moved my fish to a separate tank. I think we talked about this part. Yeah, you shouldn't be in charge. We talked about this on a couple episodes ago,

but you shouldn't be in charge of life for sure. That's not true. I give these animals a better life than you would ever give them. I'll say this. He does talk to them every day.

I've seen it. I've walked out of the kitchen and walked out of my room and he's going, yeah, you're a good little boy. That's a fish, dude. It can't hear you. Yeah, no, that's concerning.

Why is that concerning? I'm just like, time for dinner, Sam. Do you understand this? I don't say you're a good little boy. Okay, but wait, wait, wait. You understand that the talking is more for you than it is for them.

You know that, right? That's fine. As long as you know that. It's a way for me to connect with this life. It's a way for him to absolve himself of the guilt for destroying their home and murdering their family. What do you say to them? You don't say you're a good little fish?

No, I just say it's time for dinner. That sounds like torture. It sounds like he's torturing these fish. My point was there was a time where when he first showed the fish tank and I was really upset about it and he was explaining the things in there and he was talking about the snails and I saw the snail climbing on the wall and I said, can't these just go over the edge

and come out of here? And he said, no, no, no, no, they're smarter than that. They would never get out of the tank. And while he was explaining that, there was a snail completely outside of the tank on the other side. I went, it's doing it right now. Well, they know that they shouldn't leave

because then they will die. So you're saying that it chose that because of how poorly you were treated? No, I think this particular one just kind of ventured too far and didn't know where to go back. I think that, because there's two snails,

I think one of them said, listen, we've got to get out of here. This guy's the worst person in the world. We will die here. And then they went, how about you go on? They were loving that tank because they love,

they eat the algae. Either way, JT, can you tell them where to find you, please? You can find me on Instagram at the J-Balls and you can find me tonight at twitch.tv slash the Piggy Boys getting a haircut by Antonio

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