Picky Boys Podcast - We Found KFC Flavored Jelly Beans! - Picky Boys Podcast #417

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

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Speaking of things totally unrelated to what we're talking about. Yeah. Right. I have a game. Okay. I have a little game we're going to play today. I love games. Do we trust a JT game?

Yes, you do. Yes, you do, actually. I'm speaking for you. It's called Guess the Jelly Bean. Oh. Sounds like a bean boozle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, didn't like that. Yeah. Oh, it's in his map set. No, I just found some cool jelly beans, and I thought we should try them. Okay, okay. That's it. All right. Are they gluten-free?

You're going to try them, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm going to eat all of them. Oh, so they're good. Is it blindfolded? Why do we have to be blindfolded? They're jelly beans.

I'm just not going to show you the package. Yeah, just don't tell us the flavor. But the color is going to give it away. Honestly, if you want to use the color, more power to you. Okay. You're saying during Bean Boozled, if they didn't tell you what the flavor is, you would look at this and go, oh, yeah, this is barf for sure. No, but it gives you a...

Why is it so many? It gives you a... I'll tell you what, they look really pretty. I'm all right. Look at that. They look pretty. They smell interesting. You're not putting them all in your mouth.

I don't know what they smell like, but I'll tell you what they definitely smell like. They smell like the bottom of your bag. Oh, that's where they were. They smell like, were they raw in there? No, no, no. I have no idea. The color's not helping at all. All right.

All right, should we taste them? Do we do one at a time? You put them all in. You put them all in your mouth? Yeah. Why? Why? I'm gonna do one of each color. I don't even like jelly beans like that.

So is this the only flavor we're getting? This to these? We have three flavors today. Three flavors? There's three different colored jelly beans. They're all- bro, I don't know. It's the fucking same flavor. Okay. All right. I'll just toss some in. Here we go. Hmm. It's good, right? It's pretty good. Yeah. This is lovely. What flavor do you think it is? Like a peach? Getting starburst. Yeah.

So these are like different flavors. I'm getting something in the back. What is it? It's like a Capri Sun or Sunny D or something. These are Dunkin' Donuts refreshers. So they're basically Dunkin' Donut lemonades. Oh. It's like a mango lemonade, like a peach lemonade.

I'm getting that. The color palette makes sense now, too. Those were Dunkin' Beans right there. I'll be honest. Pretty easy jelly beans to eat. I feel like. Yeah. Usually.

Yeah, so one's lemonade, one's peach, passion fruit, or whatever. So here. They're not very gelatinous. I'm taking more of those. How was I supposed to guess when you gave me all of every flavor? Okay. This guy's going into his knapsack. Okay.

Dunkin' jelly beans, pretty good. Yes, sir. Do you like jelly beans? You know, I like to get my bean boozled every once in a while. All right, here you go. I don't want to do this anymore. Wow, these are potent. Oh, my goodness.

You see, don't like this color. Also, whoa, that smells great. Yeah, these are potent, bro. Coffee, kind of? It's like a coffee bean. Smell mine. This looks like a breakfast food, like a carrot and an egg and a sausage. He's on to something.

What the hell are you talking about? All right, I'm going to do this. Wow, these are so potent. This could be a candle, bro. It smells violently of coffee. Oh. Uh-oh. Wait, what?

What is it? It smells really good. Oh, God. All right, I'm going in. I don't know. It's kind of tasty. Whoa. Is it like a s'more?

Maybe it's like fudge. This one is much less pleasant. No, it's awful. He's giggling. There is a coffee taste to it, kind of. Oh, is this going to be Dunkin' Coffee? It's Dunkin' Coffee, guys. Dunkin' Coffee.

I feel like you started off close. You started getting further away. This is Dunkin' Coffee. It tastes like Dunkin' Coffee. No, it does. I think it's... Why do you keep giving us every flavor at once? That's throwing it off.

Because what are the different flavors? Toasted coconut, butter pecan, French vanilla, caramel latte, hazelnut. So we're just getting all of that. We're getting all of that. Bro, it tasted just like coffee. I'm astounded you guys didn't just go coffee. I did, but I smelled it. It smelled unbelievably like coffee.

If you taste these ones again, they start to taste like soap. Right, this is too many jelly beans now. You're handing me too many. All right. This one we'll do one at a time. Okay? I'll go last. This is the bad one.

I'll go last. This is the bad one. It's just Dunkin' Mop Juice. Well, I didn't even realize that these are, like, different flavors, honestly. Read the bag. I can already smell these. Okay. You having fun?

I love your shirt, by the way. Here you go. I don't like the color. Here you go. Do you have one of every color, Danny? i guess so yeah oh i don't like that at all all right i'm going last this has got to be cheese duncan cheese are we high what episode is this actually this is 420 no let's start out yo that smells like cardboard and like whatever whatever is the back this is cheese this has to be cheese

I don't like it. All right, let's start out with the yellow one. Oh, we're doing one at a time? Yeah. Okay. You go first. It smells like corn. Benny?

It's just cheese. Bro, it's sweet corn. You nailed it. That's sweet corn. All right. Okay, it's not as bad as the collective smell. Mine was bad. I think it was different than yours.

Mine was really bad. It's the smell off from here. All right, let's do this one. It's like spotted. Mm-hmm. ready i don't like spots what the fuck what is it no idea oh it's like it's like an onion oh i don't like that one at all

what do you think it is take a guess another corn No, you're terrible at this. Is that like turkey? A soup? Gravy? Try the orange one. The orange one. Ew.

This one's way worse. Ew. That one's so bad. Oh, no. Ew, no. My nose is running. Ew. You said gravy for one.

The orange one is gravy. Ew. The second one we did, the spotted one, it's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Ew. Get this away from me. The Colonel's Favorite Jelly Beans. Oh, my God. That one was awful.

You see, why'd you make us do that individually? All together, those might taste good. Danny, here. Yeah, do a handful. Yeah, Danny, come on. All together, they might taste good. Give him one of each. One of each.

Okay, yeah. It's like all the sides and the fixings. It's not even one of each. Let's do a yellow and orange. I need the orange. Here, here. No, wait. A yellow, an orange, and a pink spotted.

KFC, KFC, yay. KFC jelly beans. Oh, no, you put one of these in there. You put some lemonade in there? You don't like lemonade with your chicken? I thought it would be like a lemon pepper thing. It's not lemon pepper. I don't either.

He spotted that really quick. Get a receptacle. Get a receptacle, Danny. It looks like you're going to have to swallow, baby. Bro, it tastes like old chicken. It's gonna fall because you're not flat. Jason, you wanna try? Yeah, Jason, come here.

I'm good. He goes, I'm good. It literally just tastes like old chicken. Oh god, that smell. Yeah, it's not good. It tastes like if you left out KFC for like a couple days and then what the room smells like. Oh my god. Dude, every time it almost smells good down here.

Yo, can I get some lemonade, please? We do something to make it smell so bad. I need this out of my mouth. Give me lemonade. Well, thank you, JT. That was fun. That was gross. Where'd you see these? see these my mom got them thanks jt's mom no i like a little easter activity easter's easter's

really early this year yeah wait isn't it it's april 5th is that not early i remember it being the third week and the third thursday in april every year like bro it's based off mardi gras yeah what it's 40 days from ash wednesday what are y'all doing mardi gras mardi gras is fat tuesday which is the day before ash wednesday april 5th i nailed that when are we celebrating mardi gras by the way i want to fucking get some beads it's over i just meant like as a group when are we celebrating like we've never done anything oh we should get a king cake a king cake is like a it's like a cake and the is that there's a little plastic baby inside and whoever slice has the baby as long as you don't choke to death on it gets good luck what if you cut the baby in

half yeah it's plastic you can't you can't cut the baby in half you think i can't cut plastic in half is that what you're saying well i mean i'm sure you try good i think you're supposed to Oh, there's the baby. This is... I'm not lying. This is so weird. What a beautiful picture. You can put some clothes on the baby.

Does it have a little wiener? I think it does. It does. A little weenie. I don't know if I can show that. Yeah, don't show it. That one's just next to a cake. That's cheating.

That's a baby just next to a cake. It doesn't look good, really. It looks... I feel like... Like a cinnamon roll almost? I feel like you would say that looks good if I caught you on a good day. That doesn't. I mean, I'm sure it is good, but it looks like someone sat on a pastry.

It does. All right. Maybe. So that kind of is hot. Right. Thanks. Thank you, Danny. No, but I think I'd get the baby.

Congrats. I don't want the baby. I might accidentally swallow the baby, though. Yeah, because you don't chew your food. I'm not going to do that. You've got to. For you, man. But true, it's, I don't know.

You're a sick fuck for dapping that up. Yeah, I can't believe you actually dapped that up. That's crazy. I'm not going to leave you hanging. I don't leave my boys hanging. No, we should go somewhere for Mardi Gras. 3,000 patients, we do Mardi Gras? New Orleans, is that it?

3,000 patients are going skiing. Yes, that's true. Oh, yay. What the hell was that? Oh, yay. And 2,000 patrons, we get to drink around the world in Epcot. By the way, we're close, kind of. We are kind of close.

We're close. I'm excited for that, too. Patreon.com. Sign up if you want to see us drink around the world in Epcot. No, we're coming in hot on that one. Yeah, it couldn't be hotter. I'm going to come everywhere. It's going to be awesome.

What's happening today? Are you talking about swallowing babies? No, no, not like that. Not like... How on earth could you possibly invent it? I'm going to come to Germany and come to France. You're going to come in Germany? Come to Japan.

Come in France. Come to Mexico. Is Mexico on there? I've never even – I think you would like Mexico. I haven't been to Epcot since I was a little baby. Since you were in a cake. Since I was in a cake.

Since you were a little baby in a cake. How many of us are going? That's a trip and a half. That's a good point. We're going to have to start making some cuts. How many of us are going? Let's play a game for it. Yeah, we'll do a series.

of videos leading up to who does it come I had to make some budget cuts I had to make some cuts No we can't do that unfortunately because if I lose then I'm going to kill myself We can't do it because if Danny loses he will sneak into our accounts that we bought the tickets

and cancel the flight He will do it But yeah it's been that's good Wait where's Epcot? Where's Epcot? You're not coming That was easy Take a guess

Oh, well. You ruined it. Epcot. What? Is the place called Epcot? Jason, you're not. You're not. Jason, you're not.

You don't know the concept of Epcot. Do you know where Epcot is or what it is? No. You have no idea what Epcot is at all? Is it in Disney? Yeah. He can't come. He can't come.

He can't come. Jason, you're on thin ice, buddy. There's the cut. You're on thin ice. We'll get you back in, though. Don't worry. How many drinks would you say the world is? It's 12, I think.

That's pretty good. Look, can we look up? We're really jumping the gun. Can we look up Epcot, please? Can we look up the Epcot map? This would be so fun. Do we also have to bring a videographer? Yeah.

Yeah. It's going to be Jason. Yeah, Jason didn't even know what it was. I'm going to sneak Jason back in as a videographer. That might be a little worse. Whoa. Oh, look, it's the tattoo. We've got to get the tattoo.

Yeah, my mom and sister always do the tattoo. That's a checklist. Yeah, it's all of the... So we've got Mexico, Norway, China, Germany, Italy, USA, Japan, Morocco, France, It's UK, Canada. It's a good roster. It's a great roster. What's the drink of Norway?

It's beer. I'll tell you this. Putting USA on there, a little bit cheating because everywhere else in the country is visiting USA. So a little cheating, but it's fine. Yeah, but they have a whole USA. All right, click this. Can we zoom in on? Enhance.

Enhance. And where's the big ball? It's not on this map, but it's at the bottom, a little. You see the bottom of the screen? Is that the entrance? The big ball? Yeah. Because when I think of Epcot, I think huge ball.

There is a big ball. It's not – the world is a different section. So where we usually come in is – you see the parking entrance and exit, International Gateway? Yep. That's where we come in. But if you go through general admission, it's through the bottom. Okay. And you're a clockwise guy or counterclockwise?

I like starting in United Kingdom because I think that's the best bar. And then you go around counterclockwise to France. Because that's also the exit where we would go. But if it's the best bar, do you just end there as well and just do an extra one? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Especially because by that time, hopefully, you're chilling enough where you can also see the fireworks right at the exit. You stay at that bar. The luminous symphony of us.

Exactly. You got it. And then you just go right back to your hotel. Well, this looks great. I'd love to do this. How big is this about? Very big. Really?

Okay. It's very big. You know this place like the back of your balls. I do know it like the back of my balls, sort of. Sometimes they have festivals and stuff. this could be this would be a lot of fun you're supposed to just get a drink in every place in every country every country every country interesting i swear to god jason you you will not come what you will wait can you go straight to this or do you have to like actually okay i

don't know what you're talking about because you said straight to this uh the drink around the world or do you have to like get a disney ticket and go this this is one of the separate things disney parks oh this is disney world like is it what there's only adults no oh you don't have to These are things to see in restaurants. The drink around the thing, that's something that people made up. Yeah. That's not like Disney saying. It's not a real thing.

Disney would never say that. Disney's not nearly as cool. You can learn about each country. You can go see a little statue or something. Yeah, they have gift shops and restaurants. Well, now I'm getting excited to go. Me too. Wait, so in the Japan one, do you get like sake?

And then in France, you get, I don't know, a French beer? Like a wine or champagne perhaps? A little cheese and wine? I get, there's this. Frozen Limon Martini. All right. Well, this sounds great. We got to do this.

We also have lots of other gold videos to get to. We do. And now it's getting warmer. It's getting warmer. Camping. Thank you, boys. Camping. I'm so excited.

I don't want to go camping. I'm so excited. I don't want to go camping so bad. And we got to get D&D out, too. Let's make camping the competition to see who goes to Epcot. So you get like 500 points for starting a fire, 1,000 points for hunting for your own food. Where do you think your buddy is getting their own food?

I'm getting all the points, Jason. You're not catching your own food. I will catch my own food, Jason. And you're going to be the food, buddy. We could catch you. Yeah. I'm very excited. Every man for himself.

The most dangerous game. All right. How was, we haven't seen you since, but how was the award show? True. Oh, true, true. The iHeartRadio Podcast Awards. It was good. It was cool.

You've got some new metal. Or some new, what is it called? Some new brass. It's a trophy. Some new hardware, that's what it is. Isn't hardware like a cell phone? No, no, no. You got new hardware.

Is that what champs call their trophies and awards? Yeah, yeah, you got new hardware. You got new hardware. See, I'm not a champ, so I wasn't familiar with this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, the Basement Yard won Best Ensemble, which is nice. Lost Best Comedy to Amy Poehler. Classic.

Whatever, whatever. But it was cool. First award show, we went on stage. Joe and Frankie gave a nice little speech, thanked everybody. And then right after, when you get off stage, they just rip the award away. Took it right from their hands. There goes the hardware. They took it right from their hands, and they said they'll ship some.

And you could tell Frankie didn't want to give up the award. And I don't blame him at all. But yeah, they took it from us. Then Joe and Frank did a little back interview, and then they said they'll ship them. So that's cool. Do you get one? I don't know. If they send a bunch, I'll take one.

But it's them first, for sure. Did you guys? No, it's a nice trophy, too. It kind of looks like a penis a little bit. What? I don't remember it looking like that. Is that why it was nice? I think it looked like a heart.

Well, that would be the balls. Oh, upside down penis. Yes. Well, that would be the balls. Can we see it again? Let's see. Danny, what does your penis look like? You're just seeing penises.

I think you should see a doctor. What if we flip this around? It would still not look like a penis. It kind of looks like... Yeah. i'm a big big fan of you know seeing penises where there aren't any right just as much as the next guy i just i don't think i'm on board here we just don't i just don't see penis here you're trying to rotate he's gonna rotate for us oh thank you jason you know what now i see it

thank you i still don't i get the balls i guess it's kind of what's the top it's kind it's kind of like if you like if you be careful if you turn your penis like buckshot mode you know if you shot your penis with buckshot no no no I mean yeah I kind of agree and it kind of has a

you know nevermind what were you gonna say there what were you gonna say go go go it's not patreon by the way remember we can also like

if you just look at the top part just the bottom part wait you mean the bottom just the well that is the top action oh come on what are you doing it's upside down

alright if I just look at the bottom what what does that look like very cartoonish balls sir oh yeah yeah it could be balls what do your balls look like Wait, what answer are you expecting?

He said, yeah, it could be balls. I'm not expecting anything. It's like a cloud. It's like a rickshaw image. JT can't see those. Rickshaw. What is it called? Rorschach?

Rorschach. Rickshaw. Rickshaw. It's like a Rorschach image. You can see whatever you want. Did you stop recording the screen? By accident? No.

Oh, okay. It just overlaid? Well, I'm glad you got your new hardware. That's the point. Yeah, it was cool. it was nice to share in the experience for sure the basement yard fans were i would i would say like 95 percent of the live chat first of all which them hanging on a live chat for an award show is very cool i like that but uh yeah the basement yard fans were like completely taken

over that chat they ride that's how it goes how did it look like from you guys it looks cool it looks very professional it looks like you were on an award show i was at an award show oscar that's what yeah that's what you looked at that it was great well farrell was there that was cool i did keep missing you on stream because i uh i i was i wanted to be careful about showing the award show because it was on like an exclusive streaming service it wasn't on youtube so i don't want to get banned on twitch or get a suspension because none of us have gotten a 48 hour suspension yet on twitch and i don't want to be the first one we'll speed run it's gonna be dan it's gonna be danny no i don't show anything you know inappropriate or copyrighted yeah but it's

just gonna be you it's inevitable it's gonna happen yeah but i don't want it to be me but yeah so i had to keep kind of like minimizing and then sneakily bringing it back on and i kept missing you at least that's what the chat was telling me it happens it happens yeah my family watched there was a little large part i don't know it was cool i think being there like we had our own table i'll tell you what red bull vodka's were flowing damn we had we had a waitress Everything was free. Oh, yeah. First of all, if I had to pay for something there, I would have been quite pissed.

Especially, I feel like the winner's table should at least get a round on the house if people were drinking. That's for sure. If you win, you definitely deserve a drink. A bottle of champagne, perhaps. It was also super quick, I felt like. It was quick. They were in and out of there. They were running through.

Yeah. They were running through. And other than that, I mean, it's kind of just another checkmark experience. And I don't know. Maybe the next one. We'll see. Did you do any other South by Southwest things? We went to some Spotify event.

And what is South by Southwest? I'm just going to ask it. I don't know. Oh, I assume it was an airline. Is it not? Right. No, it's like a... Because people were there for it.

You know, Spring Bake. It's like a festival of, like, movies and music and tech and all kinds of stuff. Because everyone kept saying, like, every event in person, I meant, oh, it's a South by Southwest thing. Oh, we're going to do a South by Southwest. I never really asked what it is. I think no one knows. It just is everything. It just is.

I'll tell you this. The airport thing, absolutely real. You see that? The lines in Austin, how they're outside the door down the highway? Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely real. Had to stay on that. I had to wait on that line.

Not fun. No, it wasn't fun. I met some people on the line. and we were chatting, but I got there. The flight was at 7.30 on the way home. Got stuck there, too, by the way. Flights were canceled. It was a whole thing.

But the next morning, I got stuck. I went there at 5.30. My flight didn't board until 7.04. I got through at 6.50. Damn. So we were cutting it a little close. I wasn't really worried, but everyone else online was worried. I was like, I'm going to figure it out.

I've never missed a flight. Yeah. Have you come close? Yes. one time when we were going to our first international trip. Oh, but that was Lil' Mosey's fault. No, that's different. He's the reason

why I lost my luggage. That fucking loser. I hate that guy. It sounds like we go way back with him. He's a loser. Our first international flight, we had to get privately escorted to the plane because we were not

making it. Yeah, if you say like, hey, my flight's about to leave, they'll just let you skip the line. the security line there was a girl who was going to hawaii on the line and apparently if you miss a hawaii flight it's a nightmare so she was asking like we were just chatting she said oh my god i'm really gonna miss my fight and the people around us said just go to the front of the line and just ask the person just go and she said should i really and i said yeah but just go to the front like just walk right past everybody i guess her anxiety caught up to her and she started asking

every single person if she can cut them. Too nice for this world. As soon as she started doing that, I went, no. And literally

the second person she got to, this woman went, my flight's in 13 minutes also. And then the girl just went and came back and I was like, don't ask every person.

There's gonna be one that says no. I said, just go to the front and try. Did she make it? Now I'm invested. Did she make it?

I don't know. I didn't. Never followed up, huh? It was 13 minutes. She might have made it. that's not a lot of time she might have made it no because we were close we were close it was 13 minutes till boarding but then you still got another 20 you know so i think i think she might have made it everyone else i was talking to didn't make it because they already they already didn't

they're already on try two this one guy was talking to he said oh yeah i showed up at four got all the way through security and then the guy at the front of the line said oh you have to check that bag it's not a carry-on and then he he didn't put up a fight went all the way back couldn't come to the front had to wait on line again for another two hours oh my god and i said bro the only person that's telling me i couldn't check that bag is god is god how did you and he goes i'm just a push over sometimes i went jesus christ jesus christ wow you met a lot of softies at the airport there's a lot of softies maybe it's an austin thing oh shit another guy uh was just saying oh yeah my wife my my mother and kid are on the flight i'm gonna miss it but it's fine

I was just like, all right, everyone's really, really chill here. You interacted with, you had like a lot of NPC interactions here. You were just talking to everyone? Yeah, we were online for two hours, the board was around, and I didn't want to start thinking. Also, my phone battery was dying, so I didn't want to be on my phone. But it was fun. When did you end up getting back?

We, like 2 p.m. on Wednesday. Damn, you missed St. Paddy's. I did miss St. Paddy's. You missed St. Patrick's Day. I did St. Patrick's in Austin. I had a shot of Jameson. How was St. Paddy's? Oh, yeah.

Just one shot of Jameson? No, I had a few. Okay. Well, that's good. How was St. Paddy's? It was good. It was good. Yeah.

We just hung out. The local haunts, you know. That's what they say. What are you calling it? The haunts. The local haunt. Is that a thing? Like it's Halloween.

Yeah. It's October. No, you like haunt. That's what you call it. Every time Danny wants Jason to look it up, he'll do a subtle look at the screen, expecting Jason to already have it up, and he will never already have it up. I just don't. Is this a saying? Yeah, it's just like your

haunts. Like your haunts. I mean, is this the how do we say, how do you do the thing again? Local haunts are first to a place such as a bar, cafe, or park that a person visits frequently. Alright, because you're haunting the place. Speaking of, on St. Patrick's Day, Jason did teach me a new hack. He taught me how, it's this crazy

hack when you get the bill, and how to tip. What was that, Jason? What was that hack? I started drinking it. What was that hack? 3 p.m. What happened? I don't remember this.

You know what's going to be bad when Jason starts blaming how drunk he was? Well, I had a sip of coffee 14 years ago. Oh, wait. I remember this hack. So basically, the hack is you take the total of the bill. Let's say it's $100. Okay. You take 20% of 100.

What would that be? 20. 20. And then you do 100 minus 20, and then you get 80. So you get 20% off the bill, and then you write that in the total, and then sign the bill and give it to the bartender. This did almost work, too. Wait, what?

You can reverse the tip. You can just take the tip off of the bill. Oh, he tried to steal $20? He tried to steal $20. His bill was $25. He wrote in a $10 tip and then wrote $15 under it. I'll be honest, five minutes later, the waitress comes back. She's like, by the way, you can't do this.

Not allowed. You think the waitress is going to give you $10? He also wrote the receipt for himself. You know how you have the two receipts, and he wrote the tip for the copy for himself the same way. He did it twice. I do it every time. I thought maybe I just meant to write a two, and I did a one, and I looked at my copy, and I did the same thing. So your bill was $25.

You wanted to leave a $10 tip. Good tip. Great tip. And then it so happened that the total, you put $15. Yeah. So you were taking $10 from the place. Yeah, but he gets a cheaper bill. She gets a $10 tip.

It's really a win-win-win situation. That's a good point. Yeah, use this hack. That's a good point. Your wager still gets a tip, and your bill's cheaper. And somehow you magically – Your bill's cheaper. You know you guys can just write whatever you want on that bottom part, right?

Also, man, I didn't eat anything. Oh, my God. His excuses are so bad. And then I had a Jameson ginger ale. His excuses are so bad. I don't know if Irish people don't like this. I was so hungry when I got to that bar. I ordered chicken tenders.

It was the quickest thing I thought they could make. There's an angry mob for them. They're berating me for ordering chicken tenders on St. Patrick's Day. Wait, who? Patrons at the bar, people sitting across, they're like, Hey, look at this fucking guy. He got chicken tenders. Did you say that more Irishly?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, look at this guy. that's pretty good he's kinda like what's the the Lucky Charms guy's name doesn't he have

a name Lucky why didn't you just say a leprechaun no he sounds like oh they're never gonna get me marshmallows

no that's tricks no that's a bunny no I know but he doesn't want him to get wait does the leprechaun also don't want them to get the marshmallows

they're all greedy he steals he steals the marshmallows like you'll never get me Lucky Charms yeah but then they get them anyway

is his name Lucky L.C. Leprechaun. Sir Charms. We're Sir Charms. Sir Charms. There always have to be Lucky Charms. I don't know if that's the slogan. No, it says it right there.

He's famous for his catchphrase. Oh, yeah. Lucky the Leprechaun. Wait, where do you see that? Oh, official name, Lucky the Leprechaun. So if you said Leprechaun, it still would have worked. Anyway, that's what Jason said. You know, Jason, I'm going to try that hack.

I'll be honest. I have the receipts, so I should have brought it. Oh, my God. Take a picture of it when you get home, please. Yeah. I didn't know they berated you, though, post on the screen. I'll tell you what. The waitress coming back and saying, what are we doing, is probably the best part.

Yeah, I was bombed. I don't know. I was bombed. I had two sips of Jameson, but I didn't eat anything. Well, you had chicken tenders. That's true. You had chicken tenders. You were fine.

I think that was like, I think I had chicken tenders and mozzarella sticks. That's all I ate. That's like good meal. Yeah, that's good meal. It's just appetizing. It's a fine meal. Two appetizers. Just because it has the word main course means it makes you full.

You had two full appetizers. This is ridiculous, Jason. That is a full grown man meal. You had one full grown man meal for the mess today. You had full mozzarella sticks and a full order of chicken. I'm a growing boy. I need more sustenance. Bro, you ate six sticks of mozzarella cheese fried.

Oh, Danny had two. Danny had two. Oh, here we go. Now he's taking it. I didn't have any. Oh, my God. Oh, he's saying you're picking off his plate. I did not have a single mozzarella stick.

This is crazy. What are we talking about? Oh, my God. I want to... I feel like calling the place now. Can we have the security footage? I would bet my life, everyone's life in this room, my family's life. Don't bet mine.

Absolutely. I did not have a mozzarella stick. You had one? You're thinking about Martin. I did not have a mozzarella stick. He was gone. He was there for like 10 minutes. You had one?

Oh, the other place? Yeah, the second one. Oh, yeah. I had a mozzarella stick there. I thought you were talking about the first place. Danny, what is wrong with you? He's defending it with his life there. Well, no, because I thought he said I had a mozzarella stick in the first place.

I did have a mozzarella stick in the second place. But Jason basically said, I'm not eating these. And if you don't eat them, they're going to go to waste, you little dumb bitch. That's what he said to me. Wait, so you had two orders of mozzarella sticks? No, I didn't. Apparently, he thought I did. One chicken tenders, one mozzarella sticks.

Oh, and the reason they were all looking at you is because it was like, I don't know, like just kind of late, I guess. I don't know. I feel like we didn't get that out late. That was at the first spot. so you ordered mozzarella chicken fingers at the first spot

yeah oh and mozzarella sticks at the second spot got it gotcha I have a question for you when he said

Danny took a mozzarella stick in your head yeah you know you did yeah but I thought he was talking about the other bar still because that's where

he ordered the chicken fingers and I was like first of all I don't like that bar of mozzarella sticks so I don't eat those but he didn't order mozzarella sticks there

but that's what I I thought he was talking about the other bar because he was talking He said, I ordered chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks. That sounds like the same place. You are right. You are right about that.

But I'm just saying, knowing that you did indeed take a mozzarella stick. Also, I barely remember eating the mozzarella stick. Because it was the second place. It was so late. I was so drunk. That makes more sense. Did he have one or two? I think I had one.

I offered them. He had one. He said, anybody want this? And then he took the second one. That's a classic game of... That's a classic game of... That sounds right. that sounds right

Danny's whatever's on the table Danny's eating it anyway but he loves the I mean I hate to see food go to waste he loves the what's going on

I hate to see food go to waste what's going on what's going on what's going on that's a respectful way to ask are you gonna make that

go cold and nobody's gonna eat it or do you wanna do you want it to you know yeah but there are also times where you're like what's going on with this

no what's going on what's going on with this this one I never put my paws on it before I ask ah it took a second i don't know why this reminds me of another story that we definitely didn't

talk about that i i in the moment i was like i gotta bring something on the podcast remember at that wait should we save this for patreon oh yeah 37 minutes all right write it down remember let's save it for patreon if you want to see that story thursday on patreon thank you everybody jt tell them where to find you you can find me on instagram at the j balls you can find me at danny is watching on instagram you can find me at aunt priscoe can't forget to follow the picky boys on instagram the picky boys on twitch the picky boys gaming channel on youtube uh also don't forget pickyboys.com and extra picky.com for merch perfect perfect