Picky Boys Podcast - We Grew a Tiger In Our Stomach!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #339

Episode Date: September 8, 2024

Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss the new Minecraft trailer, Joey Chestunt's new record, which hair on your face is technically facial hair, microscopes without a light, magic animal pills & Antonio's words coming back to haunt him...maybe crawl over him! Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

oh we're people and we got dropped and we got sucked in the video game oh what are we gonna do okay we made it out that's every movie don't make kids toys shaped like pills that could that could work yeah that could work no that's fair i feel like a little bit of adult supervision could have done you well there as well just just a tad yeah yeah i feel like i'd kick them yeah you you can't be in there you can't be anywhere close to life it's a little it's a little i would be too ticklish I think. Are eyelashes even hair? Yes. Don't regrow if you cut it. Glad we cleared that up for you.

Welcome back to the Biggie Boys Podcast. I could not be an auctioneer. Biggie Boys Podcast going one. Biggie Boys Podcast going twice. Number 300 going here. One million once, one million twice. To the Biggie Boys. Oh my lord, they're screaming.

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you guys also definitely get in there patreon.com slash picky boys because 31 Days of October is right around the corner. That's a video every single day on Patreon for 31 days. What are we doing?

Wait, how long have we done that for? Was last year the first time? Last year was the first time. I couldn't even remember if this was already like a... The Patreon's only been active for... This is the second annual. Second annual. But we did seven days on a random week in like April.

I think it was Christmas. I think it was for Christmas. Also last year. The eight days of Hanukkah? This guy. This guy. Eight days of Hanukkah. It was the 12 days of Christmas.

12 days. We don't know if we're doing that again. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. All right, let's see. My favorite game, Minecraft. It's becoming reality. Oh, we're talking about the Minecraft movie, the trailer that just dropped?

Yeah. Pretty hot news. Just dropped today as of recording. As of recording. There's some screenshots from the movie. We all watched the trailer. Yeah, we just need the screenshots. Okay.

What are your guys' first impressions? Okay. It looks Jumanji-y to me. Yes. They get sucked into the game. I actually like the animation of everything square but also more detailed. I like this. I also can understand why in this exact art style making a humanoid would look absolutely terrifying.

So you do real people. I get that as well. Wait, why are the pigmen invading them? Aren't the pigmen kind of neutral mobs? They could come through the nether portal. Don't they not really attack? Maybe that's a lore. No, they only don't attack when you're not wearing gold.

Do you see anybody wearing gold? I don't. No, well, these are... Oh, wait, they might be... There's the pigmen and the... The zombie pigmen. We need to learn faster. Yeah, well, I mean, it's a movie,

and when do they ever stick true to anything in here? I mean, there's humans in there, by the way. Now, can we see Jack Black? Yes, I... This is Jack Black as Minecraft Steve. Yes. Which is just him in a blue cardigan for some reason. There's a blue T-shirt under there, too.

The thing I... I understand why you're not making his head blocky. That makes sense. but there's enough hair and beard here to achieve a blocky look. I think they should have done the block. Something like this. Something like that.

I don't think you should do that. No, a little more squared off at the bottom. Audio people, he just pointed at JT, by the way. I don't think he's pointing. Just straight up pointing. Something like that. People have called me Minecraft Steve. Also, remember during the roast video?

I think someone... Called you Minecraft Steve? I think so. Oh. I know you got Wolverine looking ass. Walmart Wolverine. Definitely Walmart Wolverine. So go to Jason Momoa's character real quick.

What? Oh, that was spot on. Jason got there real quick. What is going on? I don't know. Also, Jason Momoa. He's got bangs. Jason Momoa in this movie?

All right. The Creeper. You got to see a Creeper. I have a serious question here. Do you guys, when they do these types of movies, right, based off video games and stuff, it seems like they always do the, oh, we got sucked into it. But would you not rather just have, like, oh, this is a movie within this world's universe? Yeah, I think this would have been cool if they did a Super Mario movie or a –

That same thing. Chris Pratt got sucked into it. No, but that's the lore of Mario. I'm saying – and it's still – Mario's still animated. Right, right, right. I'm talking about that. Or, like, a Puss in Boots kind of thing. You know, just an animated thing I feel like would have been cool.

Yeah, I agree. I think it makes sense specifically in this scenario because that's kind of like when you play Minecraft, you're kind of dropped into the world and you have no idea what it's about, you know? Okay. That's every game. No, but it's not really every game. It's not Mario, though. It's not. Any game that starts with a story is not like that at all.

Yeah, but you drop in as Minecraft Steve. That's like dropping in as Mario. It's the same what he's saying. Yeah, but I'm saying it's like Minecraft, especially the first playthrough, is all about the exploration of things. And if these people were just, like, not animated, but also part of the world, like, this crossing into the world makes sense. Oh, no, I get, like, this, it has to be people and this way. Yeah. I just meant, why not just from the jump, you could have Jack Black voice Steve, Minecraft Steve, but just have it all animated.

Like an animated movie. I think that an animated blocky version of Jason Momoa and Jack Black, like, that'd be kind of fun to watch. No, that'd be terrible. I don't think so. Wait, why? Because I think, like, still looking humanoid like that, I think it would look scary. No, no, no, looking Minecraft-y. So, like, a blocky version of Jason Momoa.

It would just be, like, a bigger Minecraft Steve, long hair, whatever. I think that could be fun. Yeah, I... I'm just, I'm so... Dude, every movie is fucking, oh, we're people and we got dropped and we got sucked in the video game. Oh, what are we going to do? Oh, okay, we made it out. That's every movie.

That's every movie. Why not just, like, a version where it's, where that's not the premise? That's all I'm asking for. It's the Jumanji-fication. you see go up scroll up for a second this is no down

the one in between right here this is what I'm saying I get I get not going this route to make it realistic in humanoid

because this is no one asked for this by the way I would watch this I guarantee I might watch this I guarantee like the first iteration

of Sonic before he was cute they definitely showed this like well we can't really do this can we yeah

I'll watch it I'm definitely gonna watch it but I don't think it looks good and like the internet seems split And it's supposed to be a children's movie. Yeah, yeah.

It's a children's game. That I understand. This would not be a children's movie. That would be something completely different for sure. That's an adult movie. Also, why is his skin sewn on behind his ear? I don't know. You can see the stitches.

Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like any part of that, actually. Get that off my screen, please. Maybe the real answer is not everything needs a movie. That is 100% true. I disagree. But what about the money, Danny? The money.

I did not think about the coin. I think everything needs a movie. I don't mind every single thing possible being a movie. It's just they're always so bad. It can't be that crazy. Also, we didn't see it yet. It just looks a little wonky. It's getting news.

It's getting news. I'm excited about it. I like that they're going in a different direction. People are hating on this. I actually think this looks great. Yeah, that's fine. That's what the sheep look like in Minecraft. Their eyes.

Yeah, and it's better than that, whatever the hell that is. This is like a mod pack. Yeah, it's better than what that thing is. It looks... Because if it was just like regular Minecraft texture, I feel like I've already seen that movie via Minecraft music video covers. Yeah, or just the...

Dude, the Viva La Vida Minecraft music video. But you see... The king is falling. It's a beautiful video. You see, I would have been okay with the movie being all that animation-ish is what I meant. I would have been okay with that, too.

Is what I meant more. True, but then at that point, just make it a game, I guess, kind of. Yeah, but, you know, a game movie. It already is a game. It's Minecraft. Either way. All right, we get off Minecraft.

We've been talking about it for way too long. And I guess this is a visual podcast today because my curiosity is way too forecoming to not know what's in the bag Nanny has underneath the seat. No, no, that's Patreon. Oh, it's Patreon? Yeah, yeah, sorry.

No, tell them. No, it's Patreon. Tell them that you have something in the bag for Patreon. I don't even know what bag he's talking about, honestly. But if there was a bag and if I did have something in the bag,

it'd be in Patreon. You could have said that that thing was for Patreon, actually, now that I'm thinking about it. In the beginning. I didn't see the bag. She didn't even see the bag. now he knows about the bag

we'll get off the thing that's gonna be for Patreon but we were upstairs and Daniel's like oh by the way that bag by my chair don't move it and Jason just goes is it a bomb I just hear it from the background now you can find out in Patreon Joey Chestnut sets a new hot dog eating record

best rival Taku Kobayashi this man is my hero his previous record fact check me on this 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes today

and that was in 2021 in the COVID isolation hot dog eating contest and also the year after that he was trampled he had multiple 60 hot dog performances and he came back 83 hot dogs

and the 60 something hot dogs is still blowing out the second place guy by like 40 hot dogs well here's the thing I think that maybe Maybe that all Chestnut needed was a little bit of competition because he's blowing out people by 40. Why go for 75, 80?

Look at this. Kobayashi got 67, so he kept it close enough. Well, Kobayashi's been out of the game for a bit, and I just realized their ages. Chestnut is 40 years old, and Kobayashi is 46. These 40-year-old men are eating in between 60 and 85 hot dogs apiece. That is crazy. Dude, you know, competitive hot dog eating might be the one sport

where you peak in your 40s. Yeah, yeah. I wonder how much it helps to do this inside of a stadium like this versus, you know, on 4th of July at 12 o'clock in the afternoon in the sun. On a hot, sunny day, yeah. And I mean, when you do it in public,

random people can somehow get on stage, pass security, and fucking attack you. This year's belt went to Patrick, two trays of lasagna, Bertioli, and he had 58. so what did you just say yeah you said a lot of sorry this year's belt went to patrick two trays of lasagna it doesn't say that it doesn't say that there's a letty that's that you just know his nickname i'm pretty sure that's what it is okay it's either deep dish or lasagna either way

why do you know that 58 hot dogs we met him oh well i didn't um but he had 58 hot dogs this year so joey chestnut beat that by 20 something oh okay so you're speaking a thousand miles a minute so this guy you just mentioned was the one who went to the actual nathan's yes which joey chestnut was banned from right because he went vegan loser no because he had his vegan sponsorship oh whatever i'd still i feel like every time we talk about the hot dog eating contest every year we we bring this part up but i'm still don't understand it how do 83 hot dogs fit inside a human stomach do we know that yet i don't know like do we know how that works no i just remember that one like sport science show where they tried to put 40 hot dogs in a inflatable stomach like

mimicking a real stomach and the thing exploded we're doubling 40 we're doubling 40 by 83 it's got to be close to the human limit it's to the human limit of all time also kobayashi and joey justin are like not huge guys no right like you if you saw him on the street like kind to unassuming in terms of what they could fit in their stomach. I imagine all their other organs are so tiny because the stomach just really expands as high as it can. Maybe, I feel like once you're getting to 83 dogs, you got to do some weird breathing technique where you have to shorten your diaphragm.

You can't take big breaths or else it pushes on your stomach. There are like, you can eat like lettuce and stuff. There are like things you can do to expand your stomach. I mean, it's very weird. I mean, think about just like a woman who's pregnant, you know, like that little baby is when it's kicking and stuff it is pushing on other organs isn't that fucking weird even that baby though is like 40 hot dogs max in volume i'd be honest probably less than 40 no at max like when it's about to burst that's a lot of hot dogs that's a lot of hot dogs okay nine months

a nine month baby is probably it's not even close to weighing 86 hot dogs worth of weight less yeah yeah but you can chew hot dogs that baby's give it do they really chew them they They don't really. I mean, they do one chew and then swallow. Dude, that's my point, though. If you chewed it, right, you're kind of blending it up. It would take up less space. They do, like, three chews.

They're, like, kind of just separating the hot dog into, like, thirds or fourths. Yeah, but I feel like they figured out how to chew with their throat on the way down. Like, they constrict their throat kind of. There's definitely a process of, like, gulping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Squeezing it with their throat muscles. I think a nine-month baby weighs more or is more than 83 hot dogs. Are we talking about weight?

Because for sure. Definitely not weight. How much does a hot dog weigh? We can do the math. Yeah, type in an eight. And what is an average nine-month baby? Seven, seven, eight? Eight or nine pounds.

Maybe seven or eight, but on the larger side. Nine pounds is a lot, dude. Nine pounds is a big, big baby. Probably eight is average. 1.6 ounces. Okay, so 83. Okay, I can do this now. So 10 hot dogs is a pound.

10 hot dogs is a pound. Oh, it's about the same. About the same. It's about the same. Right, so every woman who gets pregnant is doing exactly what Joey Chestnut does. So Joey Chestnut isn't that impressive because every woman can do that. The bread, I know that's not that much, but when you have 80 buns, it's going to weigh something. That's true, too.

Yeah, but the buns dissolve in the mouth. It's sugar. Bread's weird. It dissolves on the way down. The weight doesn't go down when you dissolve. It kind of does. The weight kind of goes away. No.

It disappears. If I had a cotton candy and it started to – that was a bad point. I didn't finish that. The weight wouldn't change. The weight does not change. I mean, it's just incredible, though. Once a year, Joey Chestnut gives birth, essentially, is what that means. And he holds other titles, too.

He's not just a hot dog man. I think he holds the pizza-eating competition title. He's a man of many disciplines. That's a completely different discipline. What's the number on the pizza thing? I've got to see this now. Is it anywhere near as ridiculous just when you read it as the hot dog number? No.

Hot dogs are the amount that you can eat. Let's see. 45 slices in 10 minutes. I think that's still crazy. That is pretty crazy. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. No, that's just Jeffrey Esper.

That's nine-inch pizzas he's eating. Now type in Patrick Bertioli. Oh, my God. I want to see what his name is. How many pizzas do you think he could do in 10? Patrick Bartoli. How many pizza what? How many pizza slices in 10 minutes?

Bartoletti, yeah. Two, three? That's it. I can't swallow. I don't got a throat like that. Pat Deep Dish Bertoletti. What did you say? You said two-tray lasagna.

I said two-tray lasagna. You did. But then I also said it might be deep dish. He did say it might be deep dish, but two-tray lasagna is way too long of a nickname. That's way too long Two trailers on I kind of like it Wait what's

Joey Chestnut's nickname Jaws Joey Jaws Joey Jaws Chestnut I was about to say The Nut Joey the Nut Chestnut He's hard to crack

He's hard to crack man What was Crazy Legs Known for He's just another Competitive beater Corn I think he's He was

He was corn And he also did A strawberry shortcake There you go He did like He did like Like a like a pound or six pounds

of shoving shorts. We don't got to look up this freak, this Crazy Legs Conti. Whoa, whoa. Don't talk bad about Crazy Legs on this program. Oh, my God. I love that. I think he would have felt complimented once I called him a freak. Probably. He knows he's a freak. We met him. I love that you can give yourself a nickname

in this sport. It's awesome, and everyone goes by that. Well, this is his legal name. He showed us his... Oh, sorry. Never mind. He showed us his driver's license. This is his legal name. His name's Crazy Legs Conti. oh oysters 33 dozen

33 dozen oysters why is Johns Hopkins Medical University writing articles about crazy legs that's my question first of all I'm pretty sure

all these medical people need to study 168 oysters on the half shell oh my goodness oysters on the half shell oyster power oh man Danny

I feel like you could rival that oh in one sitting oh so it's not time you think you could beat that oh yeah I love oysters wait you think you could

beat that 100 how many the thing is oysters are really hard took it's like wait it's like it's a little it's it's it's so soft and liquidy it's like it's hard to tell how many i can eat i don't know wait wait give me give me a 30 33 dozen is more than 100 that's 300 something it's at 168 oysters half shell hands free what so this guy's a freak

he was fucking eating oysters sucking them down hands free what does that mean exactly And look at this, and this is why disciplines matter, because he won that, and then he consumed only 18 and a half hot dogs in the Nathan's contest, which, you know, is not nothing, but... But no, you're comparing the fucking 100 meters of the discus here. That's why disciplines are a big thing. Oh, I see, I see. So he ate 34 dozen oysters in a little bit over three hours. So that's, Danny, that's like 350 oysters in three hours. And then he ate 168 separate time hands-free.

Wait, wait, wait. Why is it 350? Okay, so we're going to come back to this question again real quick. Do you think you could eat more than 34 dozen oysters? 34 dozen is a lot. The 168 one seems more doable. Yeah, but you can't use your hands. But I need to use my hands.

You can't use your hands. Dude, eating 168 oysters hands-free, that's a lip cut right there. Oh, for sure. Dude, oysters have half the oysters you get are sharp as shit. Oh, man, imagine being on a date, and then they go, you know what? This is the only proper way to eat oysters, and they just start smashing their face on the table. Either way, fascinating world of sports this is.

It truly is. So we've got to set Danny up to eat 350 oysters. That's an expensive video. It's like a $1,000 video. That's a good point, too. That's a good point, too. Well, JT wants to eat 50 Reese's. I think I could do 50 Reese's in an hour.

Is that a record or something? No, just personal. personal dream adventure. Yeah, personal dream. Like when he set his sights on eight sticks of butter. 50 in an hour? I mean, the last ones, the numbers 30 to 45 are going to be rough.

But not 45 to 50? No, because then you see the light. When you see the light. But it's going to be like, what is that, like 6,000 calories in an hour? That's really tough. It's very rich. 6,000 calories in an hour is not that bad

compared to when they did the eggnog and stuff. How many calories is in a Reese's? What was the eggnog? 10,000? Oh, no. You got half. It was 5,000 probably, the eggnog. How many calories are in Reese's cups?

87 calories. 50 of them? Less than 5,000. There's no way there's 87 calories in a Reese's cup. One cup. One cup. So usually a Reese's is two cups, right? Usually the package is two cups.

Yeah, but hold on. Because Reese's come in different sizes. These might be the small ones. No, the small ones. They do. I know they do. I'm saying there's no way the small one is 87 calories. That's too much.

No, no, no. Not the mini. I'm saying that for the Reese's standard cup, there are two. Trust me. I know my Reese's. JT might be right because it says in the two-pack, it's 227. That's what I'm saying. Oh, and for two of them.

Which means it's 112 or whatever. So they sell like the individually wrapped cups, and those are smaller. So what is that? Oh, I know. You know what I'm saying? There's two different styles of Reese's. The ones you get on like Halloween, like just the single one. Yes.

Gotcha. So what? So that's 5,500 calories, right, essentially? For 50 Reese's of the full size. Yeah, just about. That's not that bad. You guys should do 100. I wonder if that's a world record.

I couldn't do 100 in an hour. That's just like... Oh, yeah, there's a time limit. 100 hours is a lot. Oh, if you give me a day, I can do 100 easily. No time limit? Yeah, well, time limits. That's too...

That's too... 24 hours. Yeah, time limits. No time limit to that extent is too long. All right, give me three hours for 100. I mean, I don't know if we'll do it for a Wednesday video, But the 31 Days of Halloween, that'll probably be in there. Don't eat too much candy.

Don't eat too much candy. Don't eat too much candy. Also, we're going to play a game, right? One of those choose-your-own-adventure-game stuff in there. Like the quarry and the... Oh, yes. Until Dawn. The haunting of...

Casting of Frank Stone. The casting of Frank Stone. The casting of Frank Stone. That one just came out today, essentially, too. Yep. You got to get in there. Brand new. All right.

Let's do one more. I'm going to ask a question Jason's got a question Jason's got a question Let me know if this is a well-known question Somebody asked me this question Is it the last 10% of a blowjob? It is not

So do you consider eyebrows facial hair? In what context? Is eyebrows facial hair It's a part of your facial hair I guess like you know If someone says If I said to someone like oh, you can't grow facial hair.

And they'd be like, yes, I can. And they'd point at their eyebrows. I would punch them in the face. Does that answer your question? That partially does. No, I think that's a fair answer because that's what I think I'd take that as well. It's hair on your face, but it's not facial hair.

I love that if it counts because then I can grow facial hair. I think it does count because it regrows. He punched me. If you shave it, it will regrow. Yeah, but is the hair on top of your head facial hair or is that head hair? No, that's head.

Why? Because it's on your head. It's close enough to your face on the side. This is my face. I get what you're saying. I do. Are there people that say it is facial hair? Yes.

Because we need to line those people up and figure something out. My friends were arguing that it was. How many of your friends? Definitely not facial hair. Also, the fact that they're still friends is a problem. Just that it's on your face. Yeah, but what do you mean by what context? Like, what context are you looking for, if that makes sense?

I want to know how the conversation came about, because that's important to me to get the answer. You mean if someone was being annoying? Yeah. And they were like, oh, yeah, well, what about your eyebrows? And I was like, no, I don't know. Or if it's like, if you made a bet, it's like, oh, if I do this, you have to shave your facial hair, handshake, and then you do it, and then they go, oh, yeah, eyebrows got to go, too.

Again, is that the context? That's crazy. See, that's a good, that answers my question. That would be upsetting. But I feel like, well, apparently not in his friend, his other friend group, but I feel like if someone made that bet of, okay, you know, Do three backflips or else you have to shave all your facial hair. And you fail.

And then you shave your beard, your mustache, and they go, eyebrows too. Then I would need a raise of hands. I would need a show of hands. I agree. But depending on the friend group, I'd raise my hand. I want to see those eyebrows off too probably. If they fail the bet, they're like, do the eyebrows count? I might raise my hand.

Another one. You go to the salon or whatever. Maybe you're a man who likes to get pampered. And then you ask them to shave your facial hair. And the barber goes, okay, starts with your eyebrows. Again, this is important context here. Yeah, that's probably grounds to burn the place down. That's probably grounds for that, for sure.

Yeah. Would you consider your eyelashes facial hair? No. Again, that's the same thing. Are eyelashes even hair? Yes. They'll regrow if you cut it. Glad we cleared that up for you.

No, no, no, no. They have to be a weird kind of hair. They're not normal hair. You know how top head, bottom head, different hairs? You're probably right about that, yeah. I don't think eyelashes... I'd argue eyelashes is the furthest thing from hair on our body. I think eyelashes are the same.

So your penis is closer to facial... To hair. Of the things we consider hair, you dumb bitch. You trying to catch me? I'm like, what about your fingernails? No, not what I'm saying. I think eyelashes are similar to the hairs inside your nose. I don't know why, I just think that.

Like in quality? like hardness. Yeah, like in hair quality, yes. I don't know what you're going to search, but you're going to do something. Yeah, yeah. Because there are different kinds of hair, as we know.

What kind of hair is... Well, let's start with our eyelashes hair. Let's start there and see where it takes us. Like head hair and beard hair. Totally different hair. Totally different hair. Beard hair is really, to me, more similar to armpit hair.

And little pubic. Course. Yeah, pubic, course. Little pubic hair. Doesn't sweat, though. Okay, eyelashes are considered hair. That's a 50-50 to me still, but... You read the exact answer to your question.

No, but this is the AI overview. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. Blame it on the AI. Okay, but- They're modified hair. They're modified hair. Don't know what that means either.

Shaps, root under the skin, and bulb. No, no, all right. Let's go down. Let's go down. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Okay, let's go something here. It's just defining it. Dust catchers.

Wow. The human body really is something special, isn't it? I wish I still had my microscope that you could put things under, you know, on the little slides. I had one of those. You've never had an eyelash come off? They're pretty cheap. Yeah, I've had an eyelash come off, and I've made a wish. I've made a wish, but that's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying if I pull this one out, this one out, and that one off, and I put it under a slide, I think they all look very different. Wait, did yours have a light source in it, or is it one of the mirrored ones where you had to catch light to see? Danny, I had one that had a light source, Danny. I'm not trying to do that. In school, they gave us a mirrored one, and you would have to find a source of light

and refract the light into the hole. sorry you had the fancy microscope i'll be honest i don't remember what you don't remember that i've never had to type in light refraction microscope we're jason we're putting jason on this one he's not spelling that man you gotta spell it oh my oh this is refraction that was the worst crushed it that was the worst spelling i've ever seen Microscope. I didn't hear the word. You tried to spell it.

Yes, you did. You did try to spell it. This keyboard is tiny. What are we looking up right now, by the way? I think we're just looking at it. Yeah. Are any of these diagrams help? Yeah, right there.

Wait, no, no. That helps? The green one. Oh, I remember this. The green arm. Oh, no, you're right. So you have to angle that mirror so that the light goes into the microscope. Wait, but where's the light source from?

It's just any light in the room you can use, but you have to angle it to the right. So look how complicated and complex this machinery is. And then after all that, they made all that, they go, by the way, the only way this whole thing will work is with this little mirror at the bottom. Why not just do a light bulb? Yeah, it's like, just for this one part of the microscope, we're going to revert back to 1800s technology.

Yeah, I mean, it's true. Because then you'd also be looking, and then someone would walk by, and you'd go, goddammit, I can't see it. Where'd the cell go? I can't see my yogurt. You know what you see, your yogurt moving around? Yeah, that's why I don't like looking at that.

You don't like probiotics? No, no, no. I don't like things moving inside me. I don't mind. I know. But my point is... You know that all over your skin everywhere is just like a little living bacteria and stuff just crawling over you right now?

Honestly, I don't think they're on me. Yeah? You shower too much? I don't think they're on me. They're definitely on you. They're in your head. If they're not on you, you're not healthy. would you ever put your feet in that little uh fish tank that eat dead cells off your feet

oh absolutely i feel like that would tickle me it's kind of scary but i would try it i think that would be like the thing that finally made me ticklish yeah yeah i feel like i'd kick them yeah you you can't be in there you can't be anywhere close to life it's a little it's a little i would be too ticklish i think i think it'd be very funny we should go there for a patreon thing because i think it'd be funny just danny the whole time i'd be scared for sure can you just buy those actually no we can't have danny have more fish danny can't be in charge of any more life is he allowed to have an ant farm now oh yeah i'm allowed to have an ant farm this is somebody so hold on i'll read it out no it doesn't i want to say this we've had this podcast for a

long time now we can sometimes forget the things we say first of all isn't that right antonio you no no isn't that right no you don't you don't get to say that because you forget the things you said two episodes ago and also all still true let him explain let him explain with this dm that we received or someone received so when we first started this we we just say a lot of shit on the podcast and we kind of just forget about it and then it goes into the ether right but now that people are actually going back and watching old podcasts right uh we're being held accountable to some of those things as we should be no apparently on episode three of the patreon podcast which is what is that over two years two years ago yeah um someone dm me and

and and said also said at a thousand danny could get an ant farm and each one of you have to get bit patreon episode podcast episode three at 3605 biting ants yeah he's getting what he's getting bullet ants different type okay see the thing is though like all history and arguments you're picking and choosing what you want to hear because i know not two years after that less than two years after that there's a whole youtube podcast about how danny shouldn't get an ant farm i know that true i know that for a fact as well there is there's a whole thumbnail where there's ants all over it and the whole argument is that's a different podcast i know it's a different podcast no no no though that the one with the ants all over it i think is from when there was like an

ant infestation either way danny can't have ants no we talked about ants a lot no no ants dude you can see ever see it's like blue gel you can see them tunneling oh that's so cool jason don't start doing that you said you get it don't start doing a vast system of tunnel networks danny lost a fish they're pretty incredible danny the fish is gone danny lost a fish never mind never mind you know killed a fish or starved to death the fish is gone disappeared lost a fish lost the fish it's in a tank lost it didn't starve to death no no that would be better danny that would be better is my point. But to be fair, my tank does not have a lid. The ant tank

would have a firmly fastened lid. Firmly fastened. Do you hear the things he's... I know I'm going to wake up one morning and oh, it looks like the lid was open a little bit, huh? I think we're missing a few ants. He's not going to keep track of

the number of ants. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Danny, I'll buy one for you. Yay! Jason, you wouldn't be allowed in the house either. Lost a fish. How about this? Gone. How about I buy the ant farm and then I you can watch me

we put the cold ants in they come frozen so they're knocked out you know oh that's cool and then you put the cold ants in and then we will super glue the lid

shut damn that is cool as hell I'm not gonna lie it's fucking awesome that does look kind of cool dude they make intricate tunnel systems they just

but you have to open the lid to like feed them and stuff right or is the gel food this doesn't look like an ecosystem thing I think they feed themselves How do they?

Oh, it's nutrient-rich gel. Bro, look at this. Isn't it weird? Imagine if you just woke up with an urge to like, I need to make a tunnel right now. I need to tunnel into something. I kind of have that. I'll make this tunnel right now.

What do you mean? I feel like tunneling. Every time Antonio's at a beach, he's trying to go to China. I'm trying to dig that tunnel, baby. This one's a little small, though. I'm looking for something like quadruple the size. Also, can we get the dangerous ants? Like, I want the fire ants or something.

Well, no, no. I don't like where any of this is going. I don't think they sell them here. But what's the point of having it if you're not going to add a little danger to it? Ooh, a green one. Ooh, the green one. It looks like they're in, like, a toxic wasteland. Oh, you should get a blue one.

Go down, go down. You should get a blue one and a green one and have them go to war. What is that? No, that's a dinosaur terrarium. Those are real, Danny. Those are real dinosaurs, Danny. Do you guys ever have sea monkeys? I'm not falling for this.

Sea monkeys on your mountain. I don't know. It's a real thing. What could I possibly say next to this one? I don't know. No, but yeah, Sea Monkeys is – so they basically – you can order these online, and they send you a little – it almost looks like a salt packet that you'd get from a fast food place, but it's full of eggs, and they're dried eggs. And you just put them in a container of water, and boom, these things come to life and swim around. Yeah, I had these.

They're gross. You did have them. You know, this just unlocked a memory for some reason. Do you remember the little Foam pills that turned into animals Of course Look those up We're just looking at things

So they're little foam pills And you put them in water And they would turn into an animal Yeah I had ones that were the dinosaur ones The only problem is I used to just eat them For some reason Whenever I saw my parents take a pill

When I was younger I would be like, that sounds so cool. Like, I want to take a pill and just eat them. And I wonder what they would look like inside my stomach. Did you shit out a triceratops? No, they were never there. They're still in there. They're still in there.

But it was also, the thing was, I only did it a few times. Because when you put the water, when you put the thing in water, it, like, immediately starts to gel up. And so I would always, when I tried to swallow it, I'd be like. It's like a little baby dinosaur now. Swallowing pills, I was like, why is it so hard? It's because I was swallowing these magic crow capsules. These magic crow capsules.

There's an ecosystem where these things are still living in Danny's body, like the center of the earth. For at least a few days, my stomach was just full of spongy animals. How many of them did you eat? Only a few. Again, they were hard to swallow because you put them on their tongue and it gets stuck there. I don't want to ask this question.

I really don't. How old were you? These are pretty old. I was young. But how old were you? Like below 10, below 10 for sure. Did you know that these would turn into dinosaurs in you? For sure.

I was hoping. I'd be like, oh, I'm creating a little ecosystem. We're going to add a T-Rex sanitizer. Let's get safari animals in there too. We don't have enough bird life. We don't have enough bird life. Well, listen. Here's a bright idea.

I mean, it was the early 2000s. So I guess those were, you know, in short supply. But don't make kids' toys shaped like pills. That could work. Yeah. That could work. No, that's fair. I feel like a little bit of adult supervision could have done you well there as well.

Just a tad. I mean, to be fair, it's not like it was negligence. Like, I fully knew that they turned into dinosaurs. Right. So actually what you're saying is, what you're saying doesn't work. No, it still does work. Don't make pill-shaped children's toys. It's very simple.

No, but it goes away once you say, like, oh, I knew I'm not supposed to eat these, and I know that this is not the use, and I'm going to eat them anyway. That's just your choice now. If a three-year-old ate it because he has no idea what it even is, that's different than a 12-year-old eating them trying to create a dinosaur ecosystem. It was less than 10. Then a 12-year-old trying to eat them create a dinosaur ecosystem in his belly. Danny gave us, like, parent numbers. He was probably 16. No, I was below 10 for sure, and the point still stands.

Don't make pill-shaped child toys. Here's what I think, because you can't baby-proof the entire world to, like, fucking 12th degree. You have to make it a little bit here and there where it goes, you know, okay, well, if you're this dumb, maybe you'll get, you know. No, I understand that. You can't baby-proof the world, but you can baby-proof the baby toys. You keep saying baby toys. I don't think other kids have an urge to eat pills. I guarantee people have eaten those that are not me.

They are shaped like vitamins. It's not even like it's like, oh, it's a pill-like shape. It is a pill. It is literally a pill. No kid's taking vitamin pills. I think you're all taking chewables now. I did have chewables for a while. I don't disagree with him that maybe it doesn't have to be a pill,

but you're using it as you being this hero of fighting for it. You consciously ate these pills. True. Also, I couldn't even really swallow pills at the time, so I would just kind of chew them. You have a hard time swallowing pills now, right? I can only do one at a time, but I can do it now. I mean, I could barely swallow pills.

I got a weird throat. I got a pussy throat, honestly, but this guy. Oh, my God. You could have put an entire zoo in your belly all at once. All at once. His parents wouldn't even have time to catch him. No, I probably swallowed. At one point, I took a lot of supplements and stuff,

and at one point, I was trying to see how many I could swallow at once just to see, and i think i did like 21 pills in one gulp or something that is unheard of unheard of that's so crazy yeah that's all we needed was me to find jt choking on the floor dead because he fucking choked on too many cum pills cum pills i wasn't living here at the time but yeah and can we get a scientist in the chat to say just answer this one question for my inner child did they come to form in my stomach i don't think so i don't know if there's enough like There is, but I think they'll just dissolve.

Yeah, the stomach acid. I never even thought about what if it expanded in my throat. That is a fair concern. But I think more for an actual child, not an 18-year-old who was put in there. It was below 10. Jason's drawing penises on the screen. All right, you know what? We'll leave you with that.

We'll leave you with that. We'll leave you with that. Be safe out there. Be safe. Swallow pills that you're supposed to be swallowing. I think that's a good message as well. JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls.

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