Picky Boys Podcast - We Had A Curse Placed On Us!! - Picky Boys Podcast #385

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

KARTIOTHON 2 IS LIVE RIGHT NOW STILL! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny discuss if the Mario Kart subathon is still going (it is) and which curses we would choose to affect our lives for $1000 a week each! Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Shop Our Summer Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ NEW STUFF IN DANNY'S LAB! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

Let the record show that Antonio thought that the Windows key was the control key yesterday. He said, press control shift S. And then I said it wasn't working. So hit the L. Yeah, but if it's not working, like you have no ability to try something else. To try the other, a random key?

Well, maybe I'll press control shift G or control shift or control tab shift. Like which one do I switch? I gave him two different keys. He didn't know the name of that key because it had a symbol on it. No, you didn't know the name of that key. You called it the control key, which is a different key.

I said control key. Okay, not that one. Do the other key. You're like, there's no keys on this keyboard. I'm a Mac user. What am I going to say? See? See?

That's what I'm saying. Danny can't visualize a keyboard. He can't, like, in his mind, visualize a keyboard. I absolutely... Well... See? See? See?

Your fingers go on the A and the F? Nope. It's like H and J, isn't it? No. One of them's definitely F. No, but one of them have bumps on it. That's the point. Yeah, F.

It's not A and J. What did you say? I said A and F. It might be F. On every keyboard, they have a braze on it. Which letters is that? F and J. F and J.

We split it. We split it. We split it, cuzzy. We split it. We split that. Okay. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys, everybody, by the way. Why are you shooting them?

Yeah, yeah. Block them. Block them, JT. There it is. There it is. You thought you... What can he have possibly attempted to hit you with? Maybe he had reflector hands.

That would be a problem. That would be a problem. Today is Pinky Boys Podcast. We may be streaming still. We may be streaming still. I don't know. We might not be. We may be streaming still.

I don't know. But if we are streaming still, come into the stream and say... Clams. Ew. Why is that? You got clam on the brain? I don't know. Clam on the mind.

All right. Come into the chat and just say clams. No explanation. If you don't know what we're talking about, it's very possible that we are still streaming our card-a-thon, our second annual... Nope, second annual's wrong. Doesn't second annual mean two in a year? No.

Oh, our second comma annual? No, just second annual. Never mind, it's our second annual card-a-thon. We started on Thursday. We started on Thursday, and if everybody has been generous enough and wants us to stick around, they've been donating and affecting the streams. Hopefully I'm winning, but you never know.

You never know. If we're still live, you can check us out, twitch.tv slash thepickyboys. Hop in, say hi, say clams, and then move along or youtube right oh we're streaming on youtube too yeah or just or you might oh how does that work how does that work so if we're streaming on youtube possibly and we upload a video how does that work what they're they're different what are you they are different because our channel will be live and then a video pops up yeah yes yes like in the

someone's home page right they would literally show up picky boys podcast this episode and also So next to it may be the card-a-thon. Okay, that's cool. I like that. Hell yeah. You looked a little confused with me there for a second. Well, you were confusing me. Don't do that.

Don't do that. He wasn't confused until you started talking. You were confusing me. But yes, there is actively a stream going on perhaps. Yes. And before we stop streaming for a little bit because – and on there, right? The last stream we just did was me treading water. That's true.

Antonio did tread water, which was very impressive. Tread water for an hour in a suit jacket. Yes, I had to tread water for an hour in a suit jacket. People keep asking me how that came about. I guess I'll get to that in a second. But treading water, I don't think it's that hard. Some people have some problems with it. Some people can't float.

You know, it is what it is. Treading water in a suit jacket, I didn't expect it to be as hard as it was. I remember we were talking, and JT was like, okay, if you put a suit jacket on, what percentage harder does it make it? 5%? 10%? I would say probably 30% harder. Wow. Yeah.

Good amount of percent. We all knew it would be harder with the suit jacket on. But, you know, we didn't know how much harder. Yeah, didn't know how much harder at all. 30's crazy. 30%. I felt like it was 30% harder. I will say, I was, like, analyzing your form while we were doing this.

The legs seems to be the secret of treading water. The legs? The legs. Why is that? The entire time you were egg beaten. I was beaten eggs. You were egg beaten, which, for anybody who doesn't know, is a water flotation technique.

So, essentially, these are my legs. They were just doing this the whole time. Yeah. Because your hands weren't doing much at all. There wasn't, like, a lot of waves, really. Well, because, yeah, if you do waves, it's all over. I was keeping everything under the water. I think that you should, you will be able to watch it, right?

It's just on the channel now forever. If you stream from YouTube, that's cool. We're going to keep streaming from YouTube. But it started because I was in the studio, and we were talking about if you think you can stand for 48 hours. Do you think you could stand for 48 hours? What are the parameters of this? okay so you can't bend down you can't squat you don't have to stay in one spot though you can walk

around and what do i get for doing it oh you want to get something a million dollars wait wait you can't bend down what do you mean by that like you can't bend over that feels like kind of lame like why not that's still standing like you want to do some toe touches yeah if i'm stretching if i if i'm standing and touching my toes i'm very much standing i understand why you can't squat because That's like sitting on your legs kind of. And you definitely can't touch the floor with your hands because you'd be relieving a little. But like a bend and a stretch? What is this?

Because it's relieving your back muscles a little bit. The things that are keeping you up. But I can walk. But you can walk around. You can jog even if you wanted to. I don't know if you'd do that. Why would I do that? I don't know.

A jumping jacks a lot? I think you need one foot on the ground at all times, if that makes sense. So you can't jog. Oh, yeah, true. What? Do you know what a jog is? Do your feet not leave the ground when you jog? Wait, do your feet leave the ground at all?

Yeah. You're a speed walker. Yeah. Oh, I speed walk. That's technically speed walking. All right, so you can't. All right, well, forget about the foot thing. You could jog.

But no, you can't do jumping jacks. That feels too much. No, I don't want to do it. There feels like something wrong with that. You can't do jumping jacks. No, I don't want to do it. I feel like you were trying to do something. Yeah, because now if you.

Wait, so can I put one leg up? No. I said get rid of that. I can't jog at all. Yeah, I said no, but you can jog. But like, you can jog. You can't stand. Why do you take away the things that would actively make it harder?

Like I'm saying, you can't stand on one – like I'm – because you're giving this leg a break. Yeah, you are giving the leg a break. I'm saying if you don't look like you're jogging, it's not jogging. So no, standing in one spot, lifting your leg up, can't do that. He's trying to be like, oh, well, then you can't jog. I was like, no, don't equate the jogging. You can jog, but it has to look like you're jogging. You can't stand still and lift up your leg.

That's not jogging. I'm not sure I'd be able to do that. Probably not. i'd probably like just get so tired by the final hour and then just like break one of the rules by accident bro if you made it to hour 47 or you know on hour 32 even that makes more sense break one of the rules like i just like bend over too much or do something but i mean i'll i definitely try it for a million if anybody's a millionaire and wants to watch me stand mr beast mr beast i will try it I think Danny makes it seven hours.

Oh, my God. 1,000% makes it 24 hours. I think 24 hours is easy peasy here. You think he makes it 24 hours? Yes. I think we all could. I don't think he makes it 24 hours. I think the one to 24 hours is like 10% of the work.

I think the 90% is the second 24 hours. You know, this is a big spoiler because it's just like 1% in the works. But if we get a bigger studio, we can do stuff like that. and I would love to put a cash thing on the line and Danny just try to walk around for 20, 25 minutes. You know what I think is honestly way harder is you can bend over, but you're forced to stand

just in a one foot by one foot box. That's a nightmare. I think that's way harder. Because not being able to shake out your legs and having to stand is so much harder. That's way harder. If you're in one box, that's way harder. Also, I was worried about,

like peeing would be fine because we have the apparatus to do so. But the other one would be tough. The poop. Yeah. This is what we're going back to? You know what? You're right.

So the point is – I'm going to have to bring up people. You're going to have to shit yourself on this one. I'm not going to lie to you. Well, the point is after that, we thought that was unrealistic, so we whittled it down to, okay, can you stand – how much money would it take you to stand for 24 hours? Like what would be realistically –

like honestly realistically what number do you think you would do it for where it's like okay i'll make content and i'll get something pretty low honestly what what's your number i don't want to say it because it's now you guys someone might offer it if i say it right but stan for 24 hours probably like 5 5k 5k well you're gonna have to go lower than that now because then we'll just do the 5k yeah i mean i don't want to do this for lower well 50 bucks i'll do 4-9-9-9 you can have it sold

I thought we were gonna have a fun thing Danny ruined that right away you told me to go lower literally well he would've did 4-9-9-8

and 4-9-9-7 I'm saying that was the fun thing it would've taken an hour and you shot me down I didn't shoot you down no honestly I was gonna ask

I was gonna ask for $7,500 that's very specific why not just shoot for 10 and work your way down to 7-5 because I don't think

it's worth 10 I don't think this is that hard honestly i think that the rules of not being able to bend over oh what material are we standing on this matters wood okay like is that a favorable or like a wood floor i feel like i'd rather take a wooden floor than like concrete i agree with that dude there was there were some times where we went to europe for the high school for our high school trip and i remember walking around We were walking around for a while, and then I was just standing.

The ground is really hard. That's all I kept thinking about. Like, we were just on concrete for a long time in Europe. I don't know if it's denser over there, but it was just so hard. I think if you're standing still, though, that doesn't really matter. Also, but you're walking around here, and I'm not sure how wood flooring works, but there has to be a little bit of air, which then leads to, you know, just a little bit of compression.

It has to be as intense. It doesn't, but it can if that helps. I don't know which type of wood isolation – no, insulation we're dealing with. Runners say that running on the asphalt is better than running on the concrete. So if you're going for a run, you run on the street instead of the sidewalk, and it's easier on your knees. It's way easier. That's why they're always in the street. Yeah.

But to me, those seem like – if you touch both of them, they seem hard as rocks, both of them. I think you can really feel the difference. If you have good running shoes, I think after a while you can tell pretty easily. but so we were at stand for 24 hours i think i said i'd do it for 10 like 10 i'm fine i'll do it for 10 and then it will down to my confidence came out and i said i could tread water for 24 hours i think that's easier and then it whittled definitely not easier definitely not easier i just said i think i could do it right and then it whittled down to uh an hour and for the amount of money that was tossed up so it would just it started at walking for where the suit jacket

How'd that come in? So I got a camera on the basement yard, and so I thought it would be funny to wear a suit there and do it. And then while I had the suit on was while this argument was happening, and I was like, I could do it in this. And then we were getting heated, and he was like, fine. And then I went and did it. And then we went home and did it.

We did it, and you did it. And that was the plan. And we crushed that. Jason, do you think you could stand for 24 hours? Absolutely not. 24? For 10K, you think you could stand for 24 hours? Oh, 24?

Yeah. I think it's 48. Yeah, yeah, 24. We changed it. 10 grand, 10 Gs. I'll definitely try. I love a good try. I'm feeling maybe he has two hours in a max.

I don't like the confidence, the lack of. What confidence was in that tone? I have a good 10 hours, I think. 10? You can definitely do 24. Brother, it's standing. Don't get me wrong. The 48 is crazy.

And I think it's more of a sleep factor for me. If you give me eight hours of sleep, I can do 24, then sleep, then 24. To me, it's like the sleep. but 24 man i feel like now it'd be funny if just all like everybody's in a room yep and everyone has to stand and last one standing can't split the money which wins the 5k not doing that why because you've taken the minimum amount of money i'm willing to do this for and now you have potentially increased the timer and made a good chance i don't get it Yeah, I think you're going to have to pay everybody.

Okay, so everybody gets $2,500 maybe. No way. That doesn't make any sense. And if you don't make it or bow out, then that gets split to the people remaining. No, that's not good because then you guys can help give each other motivation. I don't want the motivation. Why would we give each other motivation? Because everyone could get it.

Okay, so why would – if $5,000 was the absolute minimum. I don't want any of my friends to get $2,500. No, I'm talking about kind of like a last man standing at this point situation. But then why even do the $2,500? Why even say that? Because it's like, that's what's incentivizing you to stay. But if it's a last man standing, the whole pot is incentivizing them to stay. Oh, I guess that's true.

What you're saying, you're not making any sense. Is it a last man standing? That's what he just said. I thought it was. It would be a last man standing within 48 hours. Danny. So let's say somebody drops out on hour 30. Now that money gets put into the other three.

and if you make it to the 48 hours then they split the pot right so not a last man standing well last man standing within but stop

why do you keep why it's because he started with saying last man standing so he's trying to get that into the idea okay fine it's not a last man standing

okay it's not a last man standing you can drop out though in between the 48 and people will for sure undoubtedly right but whoever makes it

to the end it's just an end goal splits the pot exactly not a last man standing and I think with that $2,500 maybe

two or three people would leave and now you're talking about like a $5,000, $6,000 pot. Do you know math? What? You just, if 2,500 people. Okay, each person is 2,505 people. Okay, you said four people drop out.

What's that math? No, no, no, I said three people drop out. What's that math? My brain's hurting, guys. Three people drop out, each person would have $5,000 plus they split the other $2,500. So it'd be like $6,000. It's what I just said.

Literally what I just said. It's $6,000. It's $6,250 each. I'm so confused now. I'm so confused, too. Jason, are you keeping up with that? Can you restate this idea? Can you write up a contract for us?

I'll sign it. Five people enter a room. Each one has $2,500 in a briefcase. Yeah, but now it's $1,250 altogether. Can't we just do four people? Each one is $2,500 in a briefcase. If three of them, if you make it to 48 hours, you get the money. Or if you're the last man standing, then you get the money.

He had to sneak that in there. But if three of those people drop out, now the last two each have like $6,000 and change. Wait, so it's $2,500, but you're guaranteed half of it? What? What the hell are you talking about? No, if you drop out during the challenge, that money gets split between the remaining people. So let's say two or three people drop out, and you have two people left in a standoff. Each of those people stands to gain $6,000 or so.

This is how Danny comes with ideas, and we have to swing from trees. The math is sound. I have no idea what you're talking about. How? I'm sure, Danny, I'm sure it is sound. Don't give him that. I'm just saying that the way it's been explained, I just, I don't know what that is. This is what we have to do sometimes, Danny.

Just keep speaking, and probably after about the 48th rendition, we're like, you know what? Let's table that. It's so simple. I need him writing. And we'll do the easier version. It's so simple. We'll do the easier version. It's truly so simple.

Either way, that's why I had to tread water for that long. But do you understand how you made the deal so much worse? No, I get it. The minimum amount, and then said, also, you might not get it, and you might go for 32 and then drop out. No, no, I get it. I don't care about your happiness, I'm going to be honest. I think it would be entertaining.

But you don't have to do it. I definitely would not. Jason, you got something for us? All right. I'm going to list six curses, and you can pick however many you want. Each one is worth $1,000 a week. Wow. So the first one...

Not curse words. I get curses placed upon me. Yes, they're curses. first one is latecomer curse you're always 45 minutes late to every important event no matter how early you leave the second one is food contamination curse from now on 25 anything you eat will contain something gross it could be a hair dead rat a dead fly a worm and you don't get sick from it though do i have to pick any no okay uh the third one is doppelganger curse you You have a lookalike you've never seen.

They're a wanted criminal who goes around doing horrible things. You're always mistaken for them, and you constantly get thrown out of stores and having to call the cops on you. Once you show your ID or show them a picture, you basically get off, but you constantly have this bothering you. How would showing a picture even help in that situation? It's like, yeah, that's the guy I saw. You double confirm that's the exact guy.

The fourth one is Mosquito Magnet Curse. Your blood becomes delicious to mosquitoes. 10 to 15 mosquitoes follow you everywhere, day and night. Danny already has that, I think. Yeah, basically. Danny already has that, but I think it's seven or eight, and one of them's name is Jeremy. I don't get a thousand dollars a week.

Fifth one is Unavoidable Sleep Curse. 10 to 15 times a month, you're hit with an unavoidable urge to sleep. You have exactly two minutes before you pass out. Oh, wow. How often? 10 to 15 times a month? 10 to 15 times a month. You'll wake up 20 minutes later feeling perfectly rested.

Oh, okay. And the last one, definitely the easiest, is the 11th word curse. Every 11th word you hear is muted. Only spoken words are affected. I think we should do, like, we have to pick, like, three of them. Yeah, because I was going to say I'm not taking that. Yeah, yeah. That's obviously the answer.

Well, no, I mean, 11th word curse. Right, but just pick, everyone's picking that one, obviously. I think you've got to pick three. You have to pick three of them. all right obviously i think we're all locking in the 11th word curse sure do you think that one's actually worth a thousand a month or a week yeah probably i don't think any of these are worth a thousand a week i think i think that's fine for a thousand a week you don't think that you can put together what that word was in the context of every 11th word i'm not saying i can't

just unpleasant don't want to deal with it this is for like 52 000 a year right but i'm trying This is not going to make you rich. You're not going to retire off this. This is basically what happens when you get old anyway. You just stop hearing stuff, you know? You know, when you get old, it'll be every third and 11th word. It'll start to get dicey. Yeah.

No, I don't think any of these are worth it. That's why I'm double stacking them. I'm also doing the time one. Now I'm at 104 a year. That's fine. I'm absolutely not doing the time one. I'm doing the, not the time one. No, not the time one.

Sorry, not the time one. I meant the sleep one. The sleep one. Oh, the sleep one. That would be the second one I would pick. I'll do the second one. What was the first one? That one's awful.

Just don't go. I just would at that point. Yeah, you basically just don't go to anything. Honestly, you missed it. Yeah, you missed it. Just don't go. Every important event. Hello.

Every important event, you're 45 minutes late. You'll lose almost everything. You can't go out to a restaurant reservation. You can't go to a movie. You can't go to a fucking everything. You basically can't do anything. You can't do anything. I'm fine with that.

I'd rather have that than any of the other ones, honestly. A basketball game. You could be 45 minutes late to a concert. You could be 45 minutes late to a basketball game for sure. Yeah, that's true. At the whistle? Like, when it starts? Yeah.

I mean, I know you can. You can, but it just sucks. You'll show up in the second quarter. 45 minutes? Man, there's a lot of breaks. There's a lot of timeouts. Yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe. I'm taking the food one.

Oh. You take a hair in your food, you guarantee I can't get sick? It's hair, dead rat, dead fly, and a worm. Yeah, but do I have to eat those things? Or, like... I guess you just bite into a burger, and you see half a worm. You definitely bite and go, and then you see it. You can't get sick, though.

And I can't get sick from it? Honestly, if I can't get sick from it, why on earth do I care? You know what? You're right. This is not – You're just letting him – Don't let that gloss over. I don't know what to say to him.

I don't know what to say. First of all, you've had hair in your food. You've had shit in your food that you don't know, and it literally doesn't bother you. Wasn't one of them like a dead rat or something? Is it every time you have that in your food? Is it every time? That's just ridiculous. How on earth is there going to be a dead rat in the food?

Danny, it's magic. I don't know. if it's a chunk of meat of a dead rat who gives a shit no I think it means dead ass rat a full dead rat is in there

and I don't somehow notice yes it's magic Danny it literally curses what are you talking about it's magic but he said I don't even have to eat it

so then I can just stop eating it who cares no he didn't he said you don't get sick no he's I said do I have to eat it he said if you take a bite

you see it yeah you don't have to eat the whole rat so you already took a bite yeah yeah yeah so Danny you're telling me

Danny you're telling me with your brain that if you give a shit Danny, you're telling me that if you bit into a burger and you saw a rat, you'd be like, all right, fine, get rid of that and keep eating the burger? No, no, no. But I can just say, put down the burger. That's it.

Right, you didn't already take a bite. He's saying that if he took a bite into a burger and took a piece of a dead rat and ate it, his only concern would be getting sick. And now that's gone. That is really my only concern, obviously, yeah. That is insane. what what what what i just don't understand everybody's like obsession with oh i'll i'll eat this but not this danny if if this is not the reason the reason people don't eat rats is because they can carry all kinds of diseases it's true so if someone if if if if there was like a place

that's that sold like disease-free rat meat i would eat it i would try it question would you eat shit i mean no that is not the same at all one is an animal where that has meat but it can't get you sick but it can't get you sick exactly also by the way i've had hair in my food and picked it out and continue to eat it who gives a shit yeah i don't you keep going back to the hair you keep going back to the rat he said it could be all these other things so it could not be the rat it could be it could be a tiny little bug but it's gonna be everything but it will be the rat over your lifetime it's gonna be everything multiple many many it will be the rat sure and it's only 25 of the food so every every meal that's that's every day that's every day

and again i most of the time i might not even notice what were the things that can show up uh can we reread this one yeah yes so from now on 25 percent of anything you eat will contain something gross it could be a hair dead rat a dead fly a worm it doesn't matter if you cook it yourself you don't however get sick from it this is really not that bad i i get really i get what you're saying i feel like the most of the time you won't even notice is a little intense of a brush over there if there was brushes a little too if there was a if there was one dead fly in every burger you you ate you wouldn't notice a majority of them i heard this that's fine to to be fair to him i would to be fair a worm you would also i

know somebody who found a word a worm in their applebee salad it happens this this can happen without being cursed i thought he was gonna say a worm in their apple yeah and i'm like yeah nice try no applebee salad there's a worm and you just you know what you do you you either just don't eat the rest of it or you just i don't know are you crazy danny danny you do not eat the rest of you definitely that is definitely you don't eat the rest in regular life yes but in this version you kind of can it's like you're not you know you're not going to get sick like the reason you don't eat the rest of it in real life is because there's like health implications there how on earth did this get here with this magic power oh i know exactly how it got here i got

a thousand dollars a week so i picked the worm out and i continue to eat my food i get the logic i get all that i just want to roll back probably 40 seconds because i mean the rat's crazy i don't even understand how that like is possible am i eating a fucking turkey like how could you fit a dead rat into into half the things you eat the only thing you can fit a dead rat into is a turkey do you know how big a fucking rat is it's gigantic no not always you're talking about the new york city rat i'm talking about maybe some ratatouille rats there could be a rat that and this is not to be a rat on your burger also it's gonna be everything that's what you're not thinking like it's gonna be shit eventually it'll be a mouse like it's gonna be everything i mean it

doesn't explicitly say that it's not gonna be those three i would say i don't know i didn't say shit shit is a little different if one of the examples was shit i would not have taken this why you don't get sick jason that's shit in there please that's definitely implying that it's just gross it's just it's something gross i didn't know that's not gross it's definitely implying yeah but it doesn't say it didn't it doesn't say every gross thing ever i mean that's like crazy What is crazy about that? Also, to be fair, technically, except for hair, all of those things are like an animal, like a food thing, kind of. Like they are someone in the animal kingdom's food.

Shit is not. Hair? Except for hair. You can't just start throwing exceptions out there. Yeah, I don't know what you mean. They give three things, and you said almost all of them because two of them. They give four things, and three of them are animals. That's 75%.

it's passing in most schools I think I want to go back I want to go back about the Applebee's and the worm thing because I saw something on your face and I just have to ask obviously if you saw a worm yes

and you paid for this Applebee's salad what are you doing like you now without this magic I'm freaking the fuck out and I'm getting my money back and probably new food I would say leaving and never going back Or maybe a gift card for a different Applebee's.

I don't know. Something like that. I feel like one Applebee's probably roundabout for most Applebee's probably. Yeah, no. I mean, no. No? It's like a chain restaurant. I'm sure there's been awful things at Chili's.

Doesn't mean I never go to every other Chili's. Yeah, yeah. No, no. I meant you could use that gift card. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, I meant you could use that gift card. I thought you meant one Applebee's is bad. They all must be bad.

That's what I thought. I mean, but you said because use a gift card to that Applebee's. I was like, I think that gift card goes to everything. Yeah, yeah. I would probably ask for my money back and a gift card. Okay, good. And maybe a drink. I mean, I don't think the kitchen and the bar are separate.

Fair, fair. That's fair. Because I just saw on your face, I was a little, it looked like you were going to still eat the salad. I was just a little confused. But I'll tell you this much right now. Here we go. This has happened countless, like, the hair thing has happened to me countless times. Yes.

Okay. Like, so many times. And I've seen other people it happened to, and they, like, freak the fuck out, and they send the dish back. It's like, we all have hair. some people a hair falls into a thing sometimes get over it i'll be honest i'll be honest it does depend the length of the hair the length of the food it's in and because if i'm if i'm pulling out an eight inch strand in a in my lobster bisque this is tough yeah soup is bad soup is bad because that's how i'm thinking like if there's a hair sitting on top of my plate of fries okay whatever

yeah exactly but if i'm if i'm taking spoonfuls of chili oh yeah and then all of a sudden i got little hair in my mouth I don't think I'm eating the rest of the shit there was one time I had a hair that was in an omelette and I saw a little tiny piece of it and I pulled it out and it looked like it was unlacing the omelette

cheese came out, tomatoes that one skeeved me a little bit more I cut the omelette in half and only ate the right half bro, go get a new omelette go get a new omelette I'm not gonna do that Danny go get a new omelette

Everybody has hair. It's okay. That's great. If you take this deal and you get a hair in your food, you got lucky, honestly. Oh, great day. When you get a hair, you go, okay, good. I should be good for the day probably, hopefully. Unless you eat four more meals in that day.

But again, just off principle alone, I'd rather do that than be late 45 minutes. That would ruin my life. I don't think it would ruin your life. Being late 45 minutes to everything would ruin my life. No, you would just be the guy that's always late now all the time guy. That would ruin my life. I mean, ruin your life is so intense. 45, it's not even, if it was 15, maybe I can start, we can start playing around here.

15's nothing. 15's nothing. 45 minutes late. 15's on time. Is just, is inexcusable. You could never, you could never go to a doctor, like ever. I mean. Basically ever, because doctors, you can't be 45 minutes late to a doctor, and if they

reschedule, you're going to be 45 minutes late to that one. You can never, ever go. You could go to urgent care. That's true. You could go to a walk-in doctor. You go to any walk-in place, it doesn't affect you. This is an interesting loop around, and I know this is too much, but I'm just curious about the opinion.

No cheating. You make two appointments, one for one, one for two. You go to the one for one, you're 45 minutes late, but you just wait there. What happens? Then something else is going to happen. This is how the magic works. Damn fucking magic genies, dude. Because it said no matter how early you start getting ready.

All right, but what about this? Because the next meeting is still you, you're still technically waiting for that first meeting, and they're like, oh, you booked two by accident in the system? Oh, just go on this one. But you're late to the first one. I think it would work. I don't know. I think the genie will go.

I have to go late. I think the genie would be like, oh, shit. If I took that food thing, dude, I would legitimately never enjoy food again. I'd be so paranoid every meal. I can't. That's fair. I have to be late. What was the other one?

So, late come or curse. That's 45 minutes. One. Food contamination. Doppelganger. Oh, I'll take that one. Oh, that one's not good. Oh, that one's fine.

He said every store you go into, you get kicked out. Yeah, but he said if you have identification on you, that they'll be fine. I don't even really believe that'll work majority of the time. I'll just wear a shirt that says, I am not this man. Who's going to believe it? It'll just be a picture of you on the shirt. I understand that. The shirt won't make sense.

It will make sense. It makes sense to you, and no one will look at it. It'll say, this man looks exactly like me, but I am not this man. But it's still just a picture of you in your bed. I would just have like 25 of those shirts made and wear it everywhere. Why do you need 25 of the shirts? It's like, what do you mean? I mean.

But you already wear like three shirts. Why do you need 25? See, Danny's going to pick that one. What the fuck is going on here? If you were to build a wardrobe for your life, how many shirts do you think you'd need? How many I need? Yeah. 15.

Okay, so 10 off. No, I'm saying, but you use like four. Like, why do you need 25 shirts? I use four? Yeah, it's such a jump. What do you think I use four? I have at least quadrupled the amount of shirts that you do. Oh, Jason's disagreeing big time.

I feel like I see a lot of the same outfits. I'm not outfit tracking you. He's outfit repeating? Is that what you're telling me? He's an outfit repeater? He's closet watching? Once a week, we get a watermelon shirt. Oh, for sure.

I wear shirts all the time. This is a new shirt, by the way. It is a new shirt. We still have watermelons. Go back on this podcast and see who has the most not repeating outfits, the most diverse outfit selection. He couldn't find the word that he wanted. The most diverse outfit selection. I'll tell you this much.

First of all, it might be hard to tell with Antonio because every black shirt looks exactly the same. Sure, I got a few. That was the most ridiculous comment I've ever heard. Eight out of ten rage bait, honestly. It's so good. It was so good. No, but I think, Danny, if you take this doppelganger thing, I think you're going to be 45 minutes late to everything anyway

because you're going to get arrested on the way everywhere. That's a good point. So you might as well double down and take both. Honestly, I'm taking them all. You're going to get stopped in the street, arrested, questioned, all this stuff. You're going to be late to everything. There's workarounds here. I can wear a mask, wear some sunglasses.

Okay. You can a little bit. And now when they see your face, they're going to be even more suspicious. Yeah, now you really can't go back. That's fair. And I'm going to have to, if they call me out after all that, then I'll have to go through the whole rigmarole. But I think I'm actually –

Again, this is all better than being late. 45 minutes, you're not understanding the implications of this. I'm not understanding. You could never take a plane ever again. Ever. That can't be true. So if I go to the plane and my flight's at 8.30, I show up at 9.15? It said no matter how early you leave.

But I always show up like three hours. Like if your flight's at 8.30, obviously you don't show up at 8.30. That one feels unfair. But even if that's the case, I'm fine with it. Yeah, or if anything, like, maybe you don't miss it, but no matter what, your plane will be delayed 45 minutes, right? Like, something will happen. Like, just because you get there three hours early doesn't mean, like, something will happen because it says no matter how early you get there. No, it doesn't.

I lied. It says no matter how early you leave. Yeah. So something's going to happen either way. You won't get there three hours early. But, look, I mean, look, here's the way I view it. If your plane, if your flight's at 8.30 and you show up at 8.15, if you show up at 8, if you show up at whatever, you're late you might have showed up there before the flight but you're late you're not oh i'm early

so saying 45 minutes late means if it's a 9 30 flight i show up at 10 15 that doesn't mean you were way more than 45 minutes late what if you're if you're if your flight's at at 9 30 and you show up at 9 25 okay are you late but i think yes you're late but i think you're confused as to where the showing up initiates. It's not, like, the airport. It's the gate. It's the plane. Like, showing up on, like,

showing up isn't when you step foot in the airport. It's the gate. It's your plane. I'm confused by this. So I took me... I understand what you're saying, and I don't know exactly what this magic is, but all I'm saying is that, like,

the 45 minutes late has extreme implications on your life that I feel like we're not thinking about here. It's not just like, oh, I'll be late to everything. it's like it it can fuck up your entire life i think i'm fine with it i started with not wanting to pick any now i think i'm just gonna pick everyone except the mosquitoes you want me to go through there's only two no i think we got you know the mosquitoes actually mosquito i don't want the mosquitoes sleep the mosquitoes are in your house i think i'm gonna do no all right yeah i'll do everything except the mosquitoes probably oh oh well then what's i mean yeah what's the

point why do you waste my energy i'm doing doppelganger sleep and uh what was the sleep you have a two minute warning you were talking about the your life ending implications of the late thing you you won't be able to get on a plane either you won't be able to get in the airport with the doppelganger thing yeah yeah you're getting like oh my god yes i will i just be taken to the room, and then they'll verify my identity. He literally said, once they verify your identity, you're free to go. Okay, so you don't have to show up an hour extra early every

time, probably. Which is, that's just like my life now, which sucks, but that's what it is. I agree, that's fine. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I still think being confused for this guy who does all these terrible crimes, some of which might be even unspeakable, would be really bad. Yeah, especially when you look at him like, this guy looks

like the guy who would do it. Yeah, it'd be embarrassing in public every time, it'd be a whole rigmarole. Everyone will come up to you while you're eating lunch like recording you like this is the guy that just did that that's true someone might throw like water at my face or something or worse i feel like water is pretty light so i think either way i i mean none of these things are good obviously so i but i think that sounds way better than every other thing the the 11th word thing is arguably good the 11th word thing is compared to all these other ones i'm i want to take it now i wish i was able to consciously not word it's

Is there, like, a video that's, like, every 11th word missing or something? I wish I was able or one of us was able to do it so I could see what it's like. I know. I'm trying to think if there's a way we can do this. You'd have to just talk. Say a sentence. No, you would have to chat GBT, like, a paragraph and then say mute every other word and play, probably. Yeah.

Yeah. Or, you know, I could just record a video and then I could go into editing and remove every 11th word. I bet you. Play a few and see how you guys go. I'll tell you this. Because if you did that, you know, I know now it'll be like some trickery, but I'd feel like I'd be fine. I'd be able to do it. Now, if you're like, yesterday I went to the park and then that word is moon for some reason.

Yeah, all right. I went to the Apple store and bought a dildo. Right, right. That wasn't fair. Now, if that happens, then okay, fine, you got me. But I feel like I'd be able to put it together. For sure. That's fine.

Obviously, I'm picking that one, too, because you made me. For $1,000, if we're not forcing each other to pick these awful things, I'm not taking that for $1,000 a week. We have three, so that's good, I guess. We make $156,000 a year. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's not bad. It's pretty good.

We've got to deal with a couple things. Daniel, are you taking the food one? No. I've been dissuaded, I guess. You might as well take that one, too. Take it. Why do you care what you think? Take that one, too.

No, I've been dissuaded. Why? Make that $200. These are good points. the thing is the the ambiguity of just gross things is too much for me if it was a list of like six things or even 20 things i'd be able to get down with that that's fair if you had a list the not knowing is much worse giving the genie creative leeway with just the word gross can't risk that true can't risk that it could be just gross to you too yes i'm just thinking that oh

my god it's a bunch of horseradish my burger i fucking hate horseradish i mean isn't that's the same i i would i would be more offended if i had a horseradish in my burger than if i had hair in my burger i swear to god i swear to god what is food still i swear but yeah but it's a disgusting food that tastes like like chemicals what is horseradish again that beats me it's definitely it's not horse you gotta know your enemy you don't even know what you hate is it is it like kimchi it looks like mustard yeah no this doesn't this is never how i've seen horseradish yeah but I know this is it. It comes in this white little...

I fucking hate it. It's awful. It's got a gross name. Dude, me and Martin ordered a steak sandwich, and they had horseradish sauce on it. And usually, if it's done right, it tastes good. But, oh my God, it cleared my sinuses. It was so spicy.

It was like I bit into wasabi. I don't like it. I'd hate it. Awful. Awful. Awful. Awful, awful, awful. Awful couldn't be more awful.

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