Picky Boys Podcast - We Lost Our Heads Over This Haloween Costume! - Picky Boys Podcast #248

Episode Date: October 30, 2022

NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ In today's episode, the heads of Antonio, Danny, & JT discuss how dumb birds are, bobbing for apples, offensive costumes, and why we the US should take over parts of Canada! Tell us in the comments down below what your favorite costume of spooktober was & Happy Halloween!!! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

A dragon fruit? A dragon fruit. Have you ever had one? No. Try a piece. I don't think that's a fruit you can bite. See, any horror scenario that we would have ever been in, it would only be because of you. Oh, that's a wet shrimp. It's a Ouija board we found in a garage sale.

No, definitely not. Have you not? You've never kissed your parents in the mouth? Like, how long ago was the last instance? What age, what are we doing here? Oh, it's so cold. The water is coming down. The shrimp water is dripping down my chest. Unbelievably.

It's so cold. What a costume. This is more than a group costume. We can't be this in a bar. You think we could walk in? We get rid of these table legs? We would have to walk together? Yeah.

We'd have to move together. Have you ever been in a horse costume? No. First of all, if I'm the horse costume, I'm not going to be the fucking ass. You're not going to be the human centipede man at the back. No, I'm not going to be in the middle. It's the worst spot. Yeah, but that spot kind of gives it all its oomph, you know?

It gives it its nay. You know what I'm saying? Like, it gives it its... The problem with this setup is, like, if I laugh now, it has to be directly into everybody's ears. Usually, I, like, I guess I could laugh up or something. You can laugh in my ears. You know what the funny part about this set is,

is that it's like a haircut. Like, for some reason, whenever I'm getting a haircut, my nose is incredibly itchy. Right now, my nose is so itchy, I can't even believe it. This is me attempting to scratch my face. I'm doing it right now. I need to do it. Actually, I can.

Oh, sneaky bitch, you have hands? I do. Also, I have a shrimp. Don't do it. Everybody else has a, they have candy. I got a grape. We've got grapes. What is that?

I can't see. What is that by your right jaw? A dragon fruit? A dragon fruit. Have you ever had one? No. Try a piece. I don't think that's a fruit you can bite.

You don't eat the skin? But I can eat the shrimp. Ooh, I saw a little juice come out. Not bad. Really? It's okay. It's leaking down my neck now. Oh, that's a wet shrimp.

Oh, it's not thawed at all. You're eating a block of ice. I'm really glad we're enjoying ourselves in here. That was a swallow. This cold shrimp like that, you need... Ice cold shrimp does not taste as good as room temperature shrimp. Does anybody know that? That's fair.

I think everybody on this trip knows that. By the way, to the left of your head is one of the scariest jack-o'-lanterns I've ever seen. Yeah, it's really scary over here. Also, it takes two AA batteries and the light, non-existent. $30 this jack-o'-lantern, by the way. Yeah. It's so scary. If we talk about scary, that price.

Terrifying. How do you think a jack-o'-lantern came to be? I was just thinking that. I was just wondering that. How on earth? Because I was like, who carved it into a pumpkin? Or do you think someone found, like, a pumpkin that, like, was kind of rotten and looked like a face? And they were like, oh, what's going on there?

The witch. It's scary. Burn whoever's closest to it. Whoever's house is closest to this pumpkin, burn it. Well, don't they put it on scarecrows? Maybe that's how it started. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

You put a pumpkin head on a scarecrow. A scarecrow is supposed to look like a human, so it scares the birds away. It scares the crows away. Scarecrow. He's a cricket. That's why they call it that. Oh, my God. It do be scaring the crows.

It do be scaring the crows. But aren't crows smart? They really fall for a pumpkin-headed bitch. All right, listen. Animals are smart, but I don't think a crow is understanding that we're using a decoy human. Yeah, yeah. Crows, dumb. Every bird is dumb.

Why? For sure. Explain yourself. Yeah, go with that. Because they just have small bird minds. Tiny little bird brains. Because they have the small... You know the saying, bird brain?

I understand it. Hey, fucking bird brain. That's because the bird's brain is tiny and dumb. My parents' Long Beach house, every 30 minutes, a bird flies into the glass and kills itself. Every 30 minutes. That's how dumb they are. Every 30 minutes. You would think that when the owners were selling the house, they would mention that.

They're committing involuntary suicide, which may be called murder in other cases. And that's what a group of crows is called. A group of crows is called a murder. It's so consistent that it had to be in the deed of the house. Like, that comes with it. Every 30 minutes. And there's also stray cats. No, I know.

That has happened to me. I think one time it happened, I was on vacation. It slammed right into the window. And I was like, what the fuck is that? It's very alarming. It was a bird. And then it kind of, like, does one of those. Oh, no, it's still alive.

I think it just paralyzed itself. And then it lands on your balcony. And then you're like, oh, I've got to sweep it off. i heard balcony yeah so you just i'm making a sweeping motion under off the balcony and just well yeah what would you do i mean you probably pick it up put in the garbage the garbage you're gonna put a dead carcass in your garbage can so my solution of throwing out a dead bird is weirder than you sweeping it off your balcony?

In this situation, I'm in a hotel. Sweep it off. So this could land on people below you. No, no, no. I'm in a hotel with the balconies all straight down the line. One breeze. Or the bird just decides to open its wings

one more time. I sweep it off the balcony, it lands on the ground, and then people go... Ew, dead bird. No harm, no foul. there's garbage shoots in you got him

he's got me I got the joke he's got it today there's there's garbage shoots that you in hotels you just throw it down

that's how I'm getting rid of it there was a squirrel in my this is my apartment sure there's a garbage shoot in every hotel I know there's also an ice machine

you know I put in the ice machine just scare someone terribly should do the opposite of that dude if I if I was in a hotel and I went to scoop some ice

for myself and there was just a dead person But it was also alive, just handicapped, and it went... I would be sorry. No ice for you. I wouldn't go to hotels anymore. That would do it for me.

Honestly, I would love an industrial ice machine. How much do those cost? Too much. I would also love one. Because ice... Bro, do you know how many times we have to go get to 7-Eleven and spend $5, $10, $20, $30 on ice? You know me, I'm a little ice bitch. I'm a little ice queen.

You love ice. I love my ice. I'm surprised you weren't on... no amount of money is too much for the amount of ice that you use. I think they have little countertop ones I'd be down for. Yeah, but do those do the same thing? You want a big industrial machine?

We don't have space. Even on a big industrial machine, just like a motel's ice machine. Not a hotel's, a motel's. I've never gone to enough motels to understand the metric of motel ice machines. I'll tell you right now, by the way. Shrimp juice is flowing down my neck.

Oh, dude, I have an evening of that. There is so much shrimp juice in my neck. Biting into this dragon fruit was the biggest mistake. I am dragon wet. Do you remember? Nope. Oh, man. It might have been six St. Patrick's Days ago.

Maybe we were under 21, and we were hanging out on St. Patrick's Day. We got really drunk. It was me, JT, and Chaz, and we were just going to different people's house, and everybody kept denying us, including you. You kept denying us from staying here. Oh, I'm sorry. At your house. I wasn't hung out with.

And then drunk friends show up and say, do I need a place to stay? And so we were sleeping in the front door of Nick's house. That was in St. Patrick's Day. Oh, JT had that on lock, that memory. Because I remember going back to your car and sleeping then in the car. Yeah, we slept in Nick's, like, vestibule. Yeah. There's something just like still very outdoor part of his porch.

You guys slept outside? Without his permission. So this is like a person's. That's like a public comedy. I'm using my hands right now, but you can't see. But this is like a person's door. It's like their front door, and then that's the one that's always open. And then the second door is the one that's the locked door.

And we were sleeping in that place. Were you guys walking around, or did you have a car? well now I'm confusing stories because he's saying it's not St. Patrick's Day I thought it was St. Patrick's Day and then his brother, it's March March, April, January, February, March

I'm almost certain it was the end of November, the week after Thanksgiving that's cold only because my other very vivid part of that memory is that my grandpa's funeral was the next day so I woke up in a vestibule like a loser and then had to

Go home and go to my grandpa's funeral. Damn, double homicide. Double homicide. That's what I was like. That wasn't Thanksgiving. Or that wasn't St. Patrick's Day. That wasn't JT's best week. I don't know.

St. Patrick's Day. Wasn't the worst, though. Definitely wasn't the worst. Okay, so imagine you go to a dinner party. No, I don't want to. Okay, so we're at a dinner party. Everything's going great. There's delicious hors d'oeuvres served by white-gloved men.

Okay. It's so cold Did you just cum? The water is coming down The shrimp water is dripping down my chest It's so cold Orgasm face There are men in white gloves

Just that, they're naked And they're serving you delicious hors d'oeuvres And then everybody comes down to eat And you serve at a dinner table What happens? And there's a head there You know A human head.

All I know is that Danny definitely invited me to this party. Oh, yeah, yeah. See, any horror scenario that we would have ever been in, it would only be because of you. Oh, don't y'all know this. This cool guy came up to me in my car with this weird mask, and he said there's a dinner party that they need three specific people for. But it's not our heads.

They need three virgins. We're in it. It's a human head. And maybe they don't even want to eat it, but it's just like a... Look at this. Is it like a fresh head where it's like, or is it? No, I'm sure they would touch it up. They would do it up so it's like, it wouldn't look dead.

Did it at least at least? It's like a funeral home head, you know? Oh, that's not a good head. Did it at least have an apple in its mouth? Oh, yeah, that's a good touch. We should have started the podcast with an apple in our mouth. I was thinking about it. You ever try to, like, really put an apple in your mouth?

It fucking hurts. You can't do it. Your jaw. Dude, that's why, have you ever, bobbing for apples? Impossible task. I don't understand. How do you bob for apples? Not only how do you bob for apples, they're all floating and you need to pin it at the bottom of the barrel while trying to not drown.

Yeah, no, I mean, I have a very small mouth, so I can't even, like... Yeah, but you would just use the vacuum of your suckness. Well, now I know that because of the mousetrap video, I know that, like, you can just suck the apple up. I think you've always known you had a good suck. No, but, you know, I really didn't. I got a good blow. Honestly, I've never tried it. I think I can do it.

You look like... You definitely look like someone who would be confident that they can. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I wish we could do a video. I think we all have like a state fair competition. JT and Bob Frapples. I'll do the no hands like blueberry pie eating contest.

And how about you? I'll just watch. No, you have to have a – Antonio will be the kissing booth. Yeah, I'll be the kissing booth. Antonio will be the kissing booth. I'll be the kissing booth. $5 a pop.

That's a good price. If I could do it. That's too much. Well, it depends. It's not a makeout test. yourself i know but it depends you know it's just a well maybe i'm marking i'm not making out at a state fair with hundreds of people you think that kissing are those still are those still things that was definitely a before covid that that that has to be a before herpes thing true there was

nothing before herpes i'm pretty sure herpes was invented in bc so how is that how is kissing booth ever a thing was it ever a thing or is it like a i feel like is it even a thing is a kissing booth definitely was a thing right or is it like or or is it like a confession there's like two people who kind of like each other go into... No, no. They go into a booth and then they kiss each other,

which is not what confession is now that I'm thinking about it. I think... I'm talking about my personal experience. Yeah, I was like, what are you talking about? What booth were you going in?

Well, then... No, I think all the carnies get together and they're like, oh, who's going to be in the kissing booth today? Like, they already don't know it's hot Jeremy. The carnies.

Oh, I thought it was... I feel like it's usually a pretty girl in the kissing booth. That's how you make the most money. Can it be a hot... Wait, why would you ever put a pretty girl in a kissing booth? kissing booth. I thought a kissing booth was like a glory hole.

Wait, why wouldn't you? I feel like you would put a hot guy, because I feel like putting a girl in a scenario where they're in a kissing booth is like... Yeah, I don't need my, like, you know, I don't need my fucking weird uncle going up in a kissing booth. Wait, whoa, whoa. Is a kissing booth not like a glory hole where you can't see the kisser? No, bro, it's... Do you think you just shove your lips in it? No, it's literally like... No, I think it's like a lip

hole, $5 a pop, and like this hot man or hot woman will give you a... Yeah, and it's like a cutout in the shape of a heart, and on the top it's poorly written kissing booth, and it's just a hot person there. Oh, that's it? Yeah. Well, I mean,

then you pay five bucks and you get a smooch. I thought it was like a anonymity thing. How would you glory hole your lips? How? The same way you glory hole your dick. It's so different.

Is it though? There's a little rectangular window and you have a woman's lips. Or a man's. Who knows? So not only do you want someone to shove their lips through a hole, you don't want them to see

what's on the other side? Well, I just don't... I just don't really get the appeal of the... Oh, so this is an attractive person, so I give him a little smooch. I don't really get... I don't really get...

I don't really get kissing at large. I get making out. You get an intense make out. But a little... I have never seen a hot person go, oh, I want to smooch them. That's fucking... Do you know what I'm saying?

Honestly, I don't get making out at large. How come no other animals lick each other's tongues? We're like, yeah, that's fucking hot. We do it when we're like 13. Danny doesn't kiss and JT doesn't foreplay. Exactly. I get why making out is hot. I'm using air quotes.

Yeah. I'm still using table quotes. But I get it. Like, I do get it, but a smooch has always seemed, like, so childish to me. I mean, what about, like, a smooch? Whoa, I had my first kiss. Well, I mean, you say hello. It's so dumb.

You say hello to people. You go, hey, how you doing? I fucking kissed my mom on the mouth. Do you? I have. I saw it last week. No, not last week. I've been kissing my mom on the mouth.

I've definitely kissed my mom on the mouth, for sure. Have you not? You've never kissed your parents on the mouth? Like, how long ago was the last instance? What age, what are we doing here? Don't make it up now. Top of your head. Three, two, one.

Three, two, one. Three, two, one. I don't keep a diet. No, history. What matters is like. This is the last time I kissed my mom on the mouth. Are you asking us? Five or 18 or there's a big difference.

17? No, I mean. 16. No, it was definitely when I was younger. But even if like. You're younger. It's like 15 sometimes. Imagine if your mom went to school like this and then she went like this and you kissed

her on the mouth. It wouldn't be a thing. When's the last time you accidentally kissed your mom on the mouth? I don't know. It's an accident. Oh, you did it on purpose? I don't know. Oh, kiss on the cheek.

Tom Brady kissed his son's on the mouth. Tom Brady is a champion. I probably kissed my dad on the mouth, too. Okay. There's a lot happening. This is a rare. I've never seen anyone take Tom Brady's side on this. Well, no.

You're saying Tom Brady deserves it. I'm saying, like, obviously it's fun to make fun of Tom Brady because he's a loser. Winner. Well, he's literally the opposite. Literally a winner. Well, a winner doesn't divorce his model wife. I think a lot of winners do divorce their model wife. Oh, I had the hottest chick on the planet.

Done with it. Let me go bang everything else. You're right. You're right. Let me correct that. A winner doesn't get divorced by his model wife. Do we know that that's how that's going down? Well, I mean, on the bench when he was yelling at his teammates, he was like,

I didn't leave my wife. I think Vinny – no, no. We know that, and I'll tell you why. It's because the Bucs – the Buccaneers suck. They have Tom Brady on their team, and they suck. Didn't they just win a Super Bowl? No, but they didn't win the Super Bowl. They won it two years ago.

And that was when he was still with his wife. And then the thing with his wife happened, and now they are just losing consistently. That means he was broken up with, obviously. No, that's not true, because he retired, or he came out for his fake retirement. He quote-unquote retired, even though he said that was not true. And they were losing that season.

Who knows? And they went to the playoffs that season. They weren't losing. Okay, all right, what does it become, a Tom Brady podcast? So going to the playoffs isn't losing, but fucking a guy that smacks his supermodel wife's ass with a ring on each finger. And fucking, and then gets divorced.

That's a loser. Oh, yeah. Tom Brady's going to be real sad that he can't see his wife and kids when he could bang every single thing on the planet. Yeah. Every thing on the planet Tom Brady could bang. Every thing. Well, you're, first of all, he's a family man. Not anymore.

Well, maybe he's. We're going to see a new Tom Brady. I don't know if Giselle has. Tom Brady's entering his whole phase. Listen, the point is, is that Tom Brady kisses his son on the mouth. And sometimes, you know, parents kiss. And sometimes Danny kisses his mom. Sometimes parents kiss children on the mouth.

And it's weird of anybody else to make it sexual. No. That is your... That's like your fifth shrimp. You're breathing right into that mic. Directly. Suck, bitch. Danny's got no shrimp left on his right side.

I know. Danny's going to have to circle around to get some shrimp. You know what shows came back they're doing again? Like the Ghost Hunters thing. You know? Do you ever watch Ghost Hunters? I've seen clips. All right, well, it's all bullshit.

Well, now they're doing, instead of like you go for a night and hope you catch something, they're doing a 28-day stay to hope to catch something. And, bro, not only is it even more intense, people are getting possessed by demons and shit. It's just Big Brother with ghosts. Yeah, it's just Big Brother with ghosts. But there was this one guy who's the psychic,

and he went into the shower, and we don't know if he wrote it or not, but on the mirror in the fog it said, I see you, right? And the guy was like, oh, it's weird. A ghost wrote that. What are we doing? And it was so unbelievable that all the other people were like, we know you did that. Like, why are you even doing it? And then they were talking to ghosts on the spirit box.

And they were like, who wrote on the mirror? And the ghost said, psychic. And the ghost said, Evan, what's the name of the guy? And the guy was just like, oh. Like, the ghost ratted on him. Wow. So do you believe in ghosts? Eh.

What does that mean? I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen one yet, to be fair. All right, would you do a Ouija board in this house? This house? No. Any other house? I would do it.

I would do it. And why is that? No, because that is totally nothing. It has nothing to do with me. Ouija boards are made by, like, Fisher Price. Right, that's what I'm saying. Is it a Fisher Price where, like, the thing lights up? Like, oh, the light-up board.

Or did we find it in a cemetery? No, it's a Ouija board we found in a garage sale. No, definitely not. And the person went, you can just take that for free. But it comes with a price. It's like, oh, yes, you can have that. You wouldn't use that Ouija board? No.

Is it an old man selling it or an old woman? Well, of course. Tony, I'm not giving you the premise of a horror movie right now. Well, you gave me the premise of like seven. I'm just saying, do you actually believe in ghosts or do you not? That's the question. I'm not using that old man's Ouija board. That's what I'm saying.

So you believe a little bit. I believe a little bit. Fine. Like God. What are we trying to trap me here with? I'm not trying to trap you with anything. You kissed your mother on the mouth with those lips, so please. I have kissed my mother on the mouth.

Get that lettuce away from the mic a little bit. Use that tongue, bitch. That was crunchy and disgusting. Yeah. You got it away? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, you want to play this game?

He's a machine gun. No! Spit on me. Friendly fire. all right my question to you guys now is what's the most offensive costume you've seen in person like everyone can think of them have you seen like a truly offensive costume like a hitler or blackface yeah yeah i mean that's i haven't seen either that means that's really intense sorry you need to leave this party that's something where someone comes in as hitler it's like i've seen

someone go as um which was you know offensive but also kind of funny what are you about to say uh they went as a a jaeger bomb and so they had like a terrorist like bomb attached to their chest and it was filled with like vials of jaeger that's really good it's good it's a good it's a good costume it's a good costume i could see how i could see there's like a bottle of jaeger and sticks of dynamite on the chest is good. I can see how at first you go oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but it's like oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.

See, that to me is like it's like bad done right. So the only way that costume I feel like is redeemable is, was he at least or she, was they handing out Jäger bombs? No, they were

actually saying horrifically offensive God damn it. Islamic chants, which is not great. So bad done good, done bad again. Bad done good, gone bad. If you're bad enough to be good, you always go back.

I think at the end of the day, it was deemed offensive. Alright, stamp offensive of approval. One time, I got an invite to a themed party, and the theme was German. What does that mean? Is this a Halloween party?

If your theme is German, you're going to get a Hitler. I mean, it's just going to happen. Did they get one? Oh, yeah. How many? Oh, yeah. They got multiple. They did.

They get multiple. They walk in, oh, we got the same costume. What have you got? It's not that high. It's that Spider-Man meme, but it's all Hitler. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they got a majority of the people when there's people in later Hosens. That's what I was thinking of.

Like, okay, so obviously they want a beer fest later. They're just like a German people thing. But, you know, some people bring it to, you know. Somebody went as Albert Einstein. I don't even know if he is German, but. He's Jewish. He's definitely in Germany for a while. He certainly helped the Germans.

He might be a German Jew. He's Jewish. Yeah. Either way, the point is that if you're. Have a better theme to party. Because I feel like you're just opening the door for Hitler. Yeah, definitely. Don't open the door for Hitler, for sure.

But was the person at least German? Unclear. I don't think so. Now that's strange. I'm not sure. I don't think so. I'm not 100%, but I know for a fact they weren't. Costumes are, who knows if there's a costume that's okay today that will not be okay in a few years.

There's got to be. There has to be. Has to be. Probably. Maybe this. Oh, you're a fence. My friend got their head cut off and served at a party. This is offensive.

I mean, you never know. I mean, a dollar was put in heads in fridges, right? Really? Or hearts. Heads and hearts. Heads and hearts? We could be being offensive. I don't think so.

I can now. I mean, I guess if they think, if the victims and also the father supposedly is suing Netflix now over the documentary, or the, not documentary, what is it called? Biopic? But, like, do you have a... You can't get sued for being offensive, really, right? Did they lie about something? Well, they're suing for different things.

One is suing for the, like, the misinterpret... Like, there was a scene with her in it, and they're suing for, like, essentially misinterpreting what she did. That's who she's suing for. This woman who testified or whatever. And then the father is suing for glorifying his son's action, which I don't think he has a case whatsoever.

I mean just because you put it on Netflix means you're glorifying it not even that even if they did glorify it do you really have a case well he's saying that in the Dahmer series which is kind of true I mean obviously you know he's a horrible

person and no one likes him but they do shed a little bit of a like you know almost like a sympathy thing for Dahmer himself like he's just a troubled individual. I mean, that's definitely true.

And they also made him hot, unfortunately. Why do we got to keep everybody hot? Why? The first scene, like the second, the first, first, second scene, you just see, he's just, you just see his ripped Evan, whatever in his name is.

Evan Peter's a good actor, by the way. He's with body. And you're like, okay, come on. Let's, let's. I'm not trying to have sexual thoughts about Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm trying not to, Netflix. I was trying as hard as I possibly can.

But it didn't work, did it? Barney Hardy. What? That's what he says in the... Oh. What does he say? Oh, that's the... Also, Jeffrey Dahmer's accent, very interesting.

This, like, Milwaukee-an accent is so weird. Hey. It's like this strange... That sounds Canadian. Yeah. No, because it kind of is Canadian. They're close. It's very close.

How high up is Milwaukee? High. It's high up there? It's high up there. Do you think they crossed over? Some Canadians came over? Oh, that's definitely what that accent comes from. No, that's perfect.

We could just say Jeffrey Dahmer was Canadian, and we throw Canada all the bad shit anyway. Jeffrey Dahmer, Canadian. Justin Bieber, Canadian. I don't know. Canada is getting on their high horse now too much. Someone's got to knock them down a peg. How do we do that?

I don't know. Launch an attack? Launch an attack. Colonize them? Colonize them. Canadians are getting real fucking cocky out here, and it's starting to piss me off. Let's just drop like a bunch of, are we just going to start attacking Canadians right now?

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, let's do it. I mean, let's say like we were just like, okay, Toronto, Quebec, that's ours now. I don't know if they would be knocking them down. What would they do? Shoot hockey pucks at us? I feel like. What on earth could they possibly do?

First of all, that would really hurt. That would really hurt. We have guns. So we're hostile taking over Canada? Is it knocking them down? Also, Canadians have guns, too. Anybody in the comments who's any fucking Hoosier in the comments who's starting to type right now, I know you have guns, too, but they just ban handguns in Canada.

Yeah, that's crazy. You guys are weak right now. I know. We're going to fucking... I don't care how many moose you have. How many hockey teams do we have to their few also? We'll shoot hockey pucks back. True, but their hockey teams are much more accurate and much better.

Are they? Wait, what are their hockey teams? They can freeze. Canadian maple leaves or some shit? I mean in the NHL. I think they won the Stanley Cup this year. Like six times in a row. The Toronto.

Oh, no. The Avalanche won. I forgot what that is from. It's not important. All right. I want to try to throw this grape into your mouth. Okay. Okay?

Ready? Which grape? Oh, you're going to throw? I thought you were going to put it. I'm not going to spit a grape into your mouth. Come on. Do it. I'm not going to spit a grape into your mouth.

Come on. Do it. All right. Your tongue is out too much. We want to catch her. How do I? Not a belly scratcher. Oh!

Oh! Not doing it back. All right, JC, your turn. Take Steve. Your turn, your turn. Okay, ready? I don't know. I don't want to catch that.

Ew. Should we try to take this show on the road? Take it to a bar? I don't know. What are the likelihood they would even let you in dressed like this? I think as soon as... Could we even get through the door? That's the first...

Dude, we're in a basement. Can we get up the stairs? If we can't get upstairs, we can't go into a bar. Dude, that's why, you know those, like, those Chinese New Year's dragons? Yeah. Those have, like, five people in them. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, they're super long. You can go around corners with that. Yeah, but they're not trying to order drinks at a bar. You know, they're just moving around in a circle. You know, we could all be being sucked right now. No one would know. I was thinking, dude, when I was... We were just giving each other handjobs.

Yeah, we were all giving each other handjobs while we were going. True. I feel like this would be a good, like, you know, like a men's social club. It's just that we can all still talk to each other but get blowjobs at the same time and not make it weird. It's very classy, very respectable to be getting blowjobs under here while we're all talking. It's like, how's it going? How's the business meeting, you know? It's like, oh, gee, relax, relax.

You go like, oh, fuck. Yeah, it's like, relax. How are the numbers doing? The numbers are good? God. God, the numbers are good. The fourth quarter, profits. Oh, God, it's so good.

I'm profiting right now. Profits, profits. That would be, this would be. You just go, ow! What, did you slap your leg? What did you just slap? Oh, you clapped. The woman underneath.

They just start biting. Listen, the person giving the blowjob is really always in command when you think about it from a biting-off-your-dick perspective. Oh, from a... I mean, 100% from a biting-off-your-dick perspective. From that specific perspective, yes.

I mean... They're always in command. Think about if you just, you know, you're going so vigorously that you're forgetting that this person has to breathe, the fight or flight response to breathe is bite down and get away. Make sure people breathe.

Or you know your nose. Not when your airway is blocked. Yeah, can you breathe through your nose if there's a dick in your throat? I don't think so. Probably not, right? Leave in the comments below. One of those experiences out there.

If there's a dick in your throat, can you breathe through your nose? All right, that's how we're ending it. JT, tell them we're fine. Oh, wait, we gotta go this way now. Oh, true. No, you won't be able to talk to us. He's talking about it, yeah.

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That's the end of Spooktober. Be safe on Halloween. Have a happy Halloween. Have a happy Halloween. Be safe on Halloween. You probably already did all your stuff on Halloween weekend, right? But if you see someone egging in a house, you have my permission to... Kill them.

Yeah. I was going to say kill them, but I was afraid someone would actually kill them and show this. Beat them up. Beat them up for sure. Beat them up. Beat them up for sure. All right. Goodbye.