Picky Boys Podcast - We Made Our Own Versions Of Mount Rushmore! - Picky Boys Podcast #428

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny discuss what they would put on their own "Mount Rushmore's" Each round they'll be a topic like "Zoo Animals" and we each put who we think are the most iconic and quintessential 4 in that category! Leave your versions in the comments down below! 🏖️ SUMMER MERCH OUT NOW! 🏝️ - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Welcome back to the Piggy Voice Podcast! Have you ever been to South Dakota? Have I ever been to South Dakota? No, I've never gone that way. There is one thing there. Yeah, but it's nothing you like from there, is there? Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore.

The famous mountain with the supposedly tinier faces than you'd think. I've heard less impressive than you'd think. Have you gone to Mount Rushmore? I've never been to that putrid state. I was going to say, I know you hate South Dakota. I do. Do you know why he hates South Dakota? It's one of those things where it's been going on so long, he forgets why.

No, no. I do know why. No, I'm asking you. I know. He wrote a letter. Oh, you know the story. Told it on the pod. I know.

I'm just making sure you remember the story. I don't know. But the reason I say that is because today we are making our own Mount Rushmores, but not of presidents, of different topics. We all sent each other a few topics, and we're bringing to the table our Mount Rushmores. It sounds like Mount Rushmore's, and it's making me want s'mores. It sounds kind of delicious. It does a little bit.

Ooh, ooh! At the—sorry. At Mount Rushmore, do they serve Mount Rushmore's? They should, if they don't. Yeah, come on. They absolutely should. No-brainer. No-brainer.

Now, some people debate whether it's actually the best, like, top four things, or if it's just kind of, like, the most iconic four. I think it's the most, like, foundational. the foundational floor okay so just keep that in mind a little bit it doesn't necessarily mean like your favorite that's also for some of these categories a foundational four isn't really possible that's true so it's true so how about we give them an example just to start them off it also kind of depends how you do this because i don't know if i did these wrong now let's do an easy one a little amuse bouche spell that you're not what did i say you're not allowed to use words you can't spell anymore a-m-u-s-e-b-u-s-h no that's a moose that's a moose bush it's not a

moose bush honestly i don't know how to spell it i can't even search it you ever have the google so wrong it goes you have to do the the microphone uh uh a moose bush how do you oh shit it was working it said moose how are you how are you hello how are you don't worry i'm about to start now google how do you spell a moosh boosh no you didn't say it right at all i got it spell it go a-m-u-s-e probably a little accent mark somewhere boosh b-u no boosh b-o-o-s-c-h-e boosh yo that that i don't don't make fun of him because i know all you don't know how to spell it that was really bad what is it it's a-m-u-s-e okay perfect nailed that moose dash yeah uh b-o-u-c-h-e b-o-u-c-h-e yeah yeah what'd you say b-o-o-s-s-e-s-c-h

something like that it was pretty close to that okay so again now you're gonna have to go get spanked later because you use the word that you can't spell you have to stop it doesn't count if It's French. He might got me there. Plus, I use words I can't spell all the time. I know, but we had a whole thing about it. Name five. Necessary.

You have to be able to spell necessary now. I'm not doing this. Danny, you do this to yourself. Danny, spell necessary. Okay, either way. No, no, no. No, no, no. Can we please stop this?

Just one more. Danny, you brought it up. Just spell necessary. I have it up. I know how to spell it now. It's the two shirt, the collar, and two sleeves. All right, go, go. Just spell it then.

N-E-C-A-S-S-E-R-Y. Jesus Christ. Necessary. Forget it. This is embarrassing. Whatever. It's going to start being... Now it's embarrassing.

Whatever. Again, N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-Y. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Sure. I thought you were going to say something else, and I'll tell you what, you're right about that, too. I'm not an old dog, but I'm getting there. Woof, woof.

He's a deaf dog. Blind dog. Either way, we were supposed to start with a relatively simple Mount Rushmore zoo animals. Oh. The Mount Rushmore of zoo animals. Also, write in the comments when you hear the category, you're Mount Rushmore before you hear ours. Because we could have each other's here, right? It's not really a draft.

Yeah, no. We probably should agree on a lot of them. Ooh, all right. So do we want to do, like, each person does one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or do we just do, like, all four at the same time? I think each person does one. And if you have the same one, then say that.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to go first. It seems to be the obvious one here. There we go. Gorilla. Well. You have that?

i have a cousin of the gorilla what do you have i have monkey monkey i have harambe that counts okay but i want harambe up there no it can be it can be harambe but i feel because of harambe and just because of every zoo has a gorilla gorilla harambe definitely has to be up there so so you have monkey yeah what what is that i it was an all-encompassing you know all the freaking uh no you're not all the hairy guys you're not gonna have multiple hairy guys up there i don't know i don't know the species i it's what if there's a chimp that that can be up there too but wait what do you mean that could be up there too it's not you you can't have like revolving animal on a face i just have monkey written down so i said i have a cousin of the gorilla

to be clear there's no gorilla on there's are you looking at it okay are you willing to switch to gorilla no you don't have to switch to gorilla i'm saying but but we can we can influence each other when he said harambe immediately that clicked on it yeah 100 he died for us he deserves to be up there, so Harambe should be up there. I'll switch mine to Gorilla. We all agree on one, Gorilla. Oh, we're all making one? Or is it like...

JT, first of all, stick firm to your convictions. I like this one better. Okay, so say yours. Oh, all right. Next, I have Giraffe. I have Giraffe as well. I also indeed. It is the animal that you want to go see.

It looks weird. It's very foreign to at least us in the U.S. It's awesome. On Mount Rushmore, do you have the whole neck coming out of the cliff or is it just the head you need the neck that's a great question you need the neck right oh mount rushmore are they all the same level relatively yeah maybe half a neck quarter neck yeah you can't not have the neck that's all the giraffe is yeah because the giraffe head's kind of disgusting yeah i think maybe just the neck goes down a little bit more than the rest

of them but now that's weird because the gorilla i was picturing kind of half like you get some shoulders in there probably yeah i i didn't actually put any thought into the carving of these things that's so important oh another question mount rushmore real rock yeah it's not like plaster or something no no are we sure no dude they made it like a hundred years ago yeah they made the pyramids definitely some deaths from mount rushmore i would guess there is no deaths on mount rushmore i would be i would say so i'd say there's three oh all right let's Let's get a fact check. It's also where Richie Rich lives.

Dude, I was thinking about that, too. He lives in that. Come on. He's a character. No, he's just a character played by Macaulay Culkin in the movie. First of all, fun fact, I need both of you to suck my balls because Zero Workers died during Mount Rushmore because it's just a rock.

What an accomplishment. Oh, but they suffered. Oh. Horrific injuries. However, here we go. There's always a however. However, many of the 400 workers later suffered and died of silicosis and severe lung disease. You know, you can't be breathing in all this rock dust.

You can't be breathing in. You can't do it. That's like breathing in, like, what is it? George Washington's breath, essentially. Yeah, I heard. Rocky breath. People who work with any kind of, like, any kind of cutting or whatever, you got to make sure to wear a respirator because little dust particles will get you.

They didn't have a respirator. You know what's scary? Working with resin, apparently. Apparently that's horrific. Like tiny micro resins or whatever, micro dust. Also, people work on miniatures. Do you know that? I did know that.

To make sand tiny, you need miniature sand. You can't just have sand because the sand will be so big. So you need tiny, tiny sand. Then it would be like a rock beach model more. Sure. It'd be more like a rock beach. But because the sand is so tiny, now when you breathe it, you know, you could kind of breathe sand and go, but micro sand is so tiny, it'll just go in your lungs.

I've heard that too. i also used to build models architect formerly and uh i learned you cannot put super glue on styrofoam it causes like some kind of uh reaction like chemical reaction and it will produce a toxic gas did you learn that or did you happen to learn that i i inhaled it got it yeah that's what inhaled the mustard gas that's what i'm saying danny mustard gas himself all right next up there we got gorilla giraffe harambe giraffe yeah see the problem is i think if you're at a zoo you need a water animal ish so i don't think it's a water animal you're thinking i went penguin oh not what i was thinking you were thinking i had a seal i had seal i think every zoo i have

ever been to has had a seal seal feels more circus to me also i feel like seals are the only zoo animal that i kind of enjoy being there like it seems like they're actually happy to be around people oh actually my i got them confused my water one is well this is spoiler alert jumping ahead hippo i have hippo up there whoa because i feel like people's really cool and now i am thinking about just the carving and a hippo head is way cooler up there than a sea lion head sea lions are disgusting or seal head seal seal head seal head's disgusting even though i don't know the difference really one's a lion gotcha wait what's the one with the ball seal seal but that's the circus i typed in seal to look this up and the singer came up you know good for him you know

pitbull also comes up for the dog uh see i'm going seal for my aquatic creature but i do agree with your reasoning that there should there always is kind of a little like water part of a zoo i don't have any water on but how do you not have lion up there yeah i got lion next that's what i got oh this is hard you see i put tiger instead of lion because i think that they just they just have more of like a like when i'm thinking of this i'm thinking of four animals heads that i'd like to see at like the front gate of a zoo and i feel like a tiger is just cooler that's fine but a seal then seals are ugly as shit it definitely does not look as as you know charismatic and intimidating as all the other ones it doesn't need a penguin is way cooler to be on the thing

penguin was my was my my one of two aquatic animals so i'll i'm i'm willing to change from seal to penguin so so right now i have harambe giraffe my penguin penguin lion i'll toss hippo lions should be there honestly i i my next one kind of gonna throw you for a loop i might get some pushback here but i feel like this is foundational so it must be on rushmore i got groundhog next groundhog dude i thought 100 you were gonna say a flamingo because every zoo has flamingos because they're just kind of pretty to look at i thought i thought he was gonna say anything i have never even seen a groundhog in a zoo well you've never been to a zoo then bro the the you've never been to a zoo bitch are you one of the fucking the punks atani zoo

I knew, spell Punxsutawney. What did we say? That's not fair. What did we say? That's not fair. You can't use the word X. That's not fair. I can spell Phil.

There's an X in there. All right, but be careful. I'm telling you, bro, there's groundhogs at every zoo. Yo, JT, listen. There's groundhogs at every zoo, bro. Wait, actually, in the exhibit or just like running around? Probably both, but in the exhibit. You can't say, wait, they're not going to just let something that was supposed to be

in the exhibit run around? They're definitely in the exhibit. I was more just joking with the both. Now, the problem is, JT, I was coming into this being like, you know, no wrong answers. Everyone's going to have fun. Danny, Groundhog's real bad. I think that's an awful answer. I do.

I think that we're talking foundational here, and I think that's a foundation. It's getting more awful because you keep saying that. It's part of the foundation. I feel like if you said beaver, it would have been cooler. Oh, my God. When have you ever seen a beaver? I haven't seen a groundhog. That's what I'm saying.

I thought you were just talking about animals now. Almost any other animal is a better answer. You've never been to the Bronx Zoo? You guys have never been to the Bronx Zoo? Oh, well, I guess you haven't. Groundhogs. Is that where we went for the school? Yeah.

They also have a great snake exhibit. Well, you skipped the groundhog exhibit then. I definitely, I'll tell you this. I definitely, if it was there, don't think it was. I definitely skipped the groundhog exhibit because that has nothing to do with the zoo. I might be thinking of another zoo. Is there a zoo in Queens? Yes, but it's pretty small.

Yeah. They got groundhogs? Well, they're so small, it's probably rats, goats, and groundhogs. Rats, goats, and that's a pretty good petting show. So your argument here is that a groundhog is foundational, should be on the Mount Rushmore of zoo animals? Yeah. This is awful. Somebody help me.

It's going to the zoo. What are you going to see? You're going to see groundhogs. I think 95% any other animal would have been a better choice. I'm not kidding. If you said pigeon, I feel like I would see more pigeons at the zoo than groundhogs. Well, that's not fair. We live in New York.

It's kind of fair. I think a reptile is a good answer, though, because every zoo has a reptile section. So do you have one on your list? He said groundhog. There's no reptiles. He said groundhog. Well, I know, but I'm just saying. You're just changing the subject.

Yeah, I'm just saying I think that could be an answer. If you're looking for a tinier animal, I guess. You know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, the logo of the Rainforest Cafe, put that on the Mount Rushmore. What's on there? Frog. It's the big green-eyed frog. It's a gorilla.

You have to know this elephant, probably. Elephant. oh my god elephant wait are elephants more circus now yeah well not anymore you're right because they were rolling on balls which is cool but i get i get it and i'm glad let me put this out there i'm glad that the the circus is not abusing elephants anymore but the circus has gotten significantly worse since lack of elephants it was kind of the bread and butter of at least at least of the ringling brothers either way so so my mount rushmore for zoo we're gonna we're gonna get through like three days we'll do we'll do more we'll do just do more on patreon we'll do

something i would like it on patreon patreon.com picky boys um harambe giraffe penguin lion that's my zoo i'm down to agree with that really i am yeah i am me too as long as we as long as we put groundhog somewhere maybe make a fifth spot on the mountain so what were you what what was your genuine before you switch your answers what was your uh mount rushmore oh it was uh giraffe monkey lion groundhog groundhog is so funny yeah i didn't include an aquatic i like that i like that aspect of uh that kind of the direction you guys went but uh i'm just gonna look mine mine was tiger gorilla giraffe seal but like i said i am i'm open to changing today only today groundhogs can be found at some zoos i don't even know what that means are groundhogs at zoos i did i did just to

know if they were all at all zoos are they at the bronx you're a bad person you looked at all you didn't know because you guys in the middle of the conversation how can it be foundational if it's not even at the bronx zoo or most zoos it's at some zoos where have you seen a groundhog you drive a hard bargain right the bronx zoo is our foundational zoo i do think seal is kind of almost as bad as groundhog no no no a little bit because i go to brew in the zoo every year where you can drink at the zoo and the seals are the only ones who are like partying and allowed to hang

out. Every other animal exhibit is closed and all of the drink stands are around the seal pit and the entire time they're just like I say maybe we do a quick one

and we do the Mount Rushmore of best numbers. I feel like how long could that possibly be? I think we're all going to have different we're going to have all different answers here Okay. All right. So do you want to go? I'm just going to give – maybe I'll just give my numbers.

Let's just all give our numbers. All right. So you go first because now I'm going to feel like I'm going to be judged. All right. Seven. Okay. Number seven. Then I've got the number one.

Okay. Then I've got the number 21. And then I've got the number one million. Oh, wow. We have three. Okay. That's really good. What's your fourth number?

My fourth number. So my amount of Rushmore is 7, 1, 1,000,000, and 13. Oh, unlucky numbers. Yeah, I feel like you need an unlucky number. Because that gives respect to the other side of numbers. It's like, oh, these are lucky numbers. That one's unlucky. So now we've got the full scope of numbers.

Gotcha. I don't think they should all be lucky numbers. For mine, I got 1, 10, 16, and 42. Meaning of life, baby, 42. I know. I get that one. I was debating that. you said one

ten is foundational ten is foundational ten is foundational because like everything we do is off of like the base ten system ten toes

ten fingers like we count one to ten and then we go one to a hundred you know not opposed to that I like ten actually

I have confusion about one of them sixteen yeah it's more I chose sixteen because it's

also how do I explain this it's also kind of revolving in that same like i don't know just because math like like it's it's a multiple of of two and four um so it was eight i don't know how to explain it eight would be a great answer too though because like again all programming involves around like eight bit that's fine programming eight is also lucky number

in chinese yes it is all i'm saying is you put 16 on your mount rushmore i'm just asking for a reason haven't given one is what i'm saying it's more of a vibes thing really okay do you like a million or were you not thinking that i'm high i think a million used to be a lot higher on the list i think now it's kind of dropped off okay like a million what's a million everyone's got a million a million these million that well that's fair that's fair i don't know oh that's true actually he's got a million reasons um i'm down to change 21 too i just i couldn't really think of another one so i like 42 a lot i like 10 a lot i like 10 maybe i might i might concede yeah but then i feel like we have one 10 a million it's like oh there's no flare

if jt's has anything jt's has flare it does have flare i think honestly on every one of my lists i have one that you guys are just gonna be like where did that come from okay i like that i do like that i i if you want me to rank them i think the groundhog is still worse than than uh 16 because at least 16 is a number yeah every first of all a groundhog is an animal no no every every number has a chance of being the best number a groundhog is not a zoo animal it's just it's not it's not in the bronx it's some zoos have i don't know what that means really okay so that was that That was an easy one. Okay, that was quick.

I bet more golf courses have groundhogs roaming about than zoos do. If this was a Mount Rushmore of best things at a golf course, groundhog fits more there. So does tiger. Yes, that's really good. That's really good. That's quick. And a birdie. Oh, hell yeah.

Okay, we're doing this. Oh, you can do an alligator. They're on the course. Oh, Florida. You're playing in Florida, I guess. Name another animal on a golf course. albatross albatross and eagle eagle i mean all the all the bird they're all birds what's a par is that a bird partridge i don't i never thought about that actually wait a minute i don't know

what a bogey is that's a cigarette true okay um what do you guys want to do next i don't even know now i wonder if that's where it comes from like i just just shot over par can somebody give me a cigarette yeah oh let me guess bogey yeah a double bogey actually that's funny maybe that's definitely not it but that's funny if it was um do you want to move on to should we do should we do some housekeeping housekeeping one we should probably do some housekeeping all right picky boys patreon videos not rush for those all right i i feel like first of all speaking of housekeeping patreon.com slash picky boys get in there but july 10th the mario kart subathon the kart-a-thon is going to be happening twitch.tv slash the picky boys there's going to be a bunch of promotion

coming out on all the socials so don't forget to follow everything but we're going to bother you every time remember july 10th twitch.tv slash picky boys give it a follow you get a notification true also look out sometime sometime maybe within the week who knows within the week there might be some special stuff coming for cardiothon as well follow socials all right so this is the mount rush more of patreon videos we probably can't go too long on this because some of these people have no idea what we're talking about but if you want to know what we're talking about get in there what i did for mine i did this wrong i kind of did sleepers okay because i feel like like ones that maybe don't get enough um love or like they do but because you know there's the main ones and

i feel like one of you guys might have been able to carry that one so yeah i did three goal videos that's what i'm saying which are which are which are like some of the best and also great because any tier gets to watch those which is fun and then i did one sleeper video yeah that i was that's what i assumed you guys would do the goal video so everything we've mentioned are good ones but perfect so what do you got danny let me hear yours all right i have the tattoo vlog for 1000 that's classic i have the new drink around the world at disney vlog for 2000 patrons i think it is so good what when this came out this is the most recent video even when this comes out i just watched it it was amazing it's an hour long yes definitely go watch that i do have to stroke

myself a little bit i have the manhattan project which is me and martin's goal video throughout the city um a very fun one and then my sleeper pick is the trouble instructional video okay explain the rules of trouble and make martin drink the entire time i i had something close to that i close to that so what what i did here was the i have my i have a gold video too i feel like it's sleeper gold video so i'll get that out of the way uh the the boys give birth gold video because that's half vlog half video yeah like we live as a a pregnant person true and then eventually we give birth with the simulator and everything so i enjoyed that one a lot i for i do have a trouble video on here okay i have the first grim reaper trouble video that's a good one that was when it

was three players and there's a there's this lone stalker piece that goes around murdering you and every time it gets you you gotta take a shot that one was an hour and 11 minutes so that's why i kind of tossed that one on there i tossed that one on there is that the one where there's tears no that's not the one where there's tears i think that was the second one we've ever filmed danny cried um so that's two troubles on here which is which is a good idea i feel like i had to give a not to the trouble you gotta give a not to trouble i did um also this is cheating i put the subathon and behind the scenes review videos so i got a bunch of i got them all on there so that's encompassing a lot of them i also did groups okay okay good good good because i was i

was gonna i was debating about doing 31 days but i felt like that would really be cheating you can't i know i know i felt like that would really be cheating but from that i feel like uh because in october every october we do a video every day the tarot card matching game i'm gonna toss on oh as a true sleeper because i feel like the the idea of that one was really fun too that was a good one and will definitely return in some way and then honorable mentions obviously i have the four the first 420 podcast and the making the perfect night out podcast that's those are episodes 41 and 157 and then uh ant and chad is getting kicked out of the rainforest cafe just honorable mention yeah so i i fell into the same thing where if i did this legitimately it would probably be

for goal vids so i just tried not to do that so i have two goal vids i did a mom's podcast foundational let's put that on rush more right now uh i got the shot maze video good one then i just had the trouble vids oh you did them all damn that's a good idea and then i have the rotten Tomatoes Extended Cuts. Oh, that's a good one. Those are also good. Those are. Yeah.

Those are sometimes horrific to watch back. God, we've got the best Patreon on the internet. No, we. Golly. We actually really. We really do, pound for pound, have the best Patreon on the internet. Fuck pound for pound. Heavyweight.

Any division. We're the best. Yeah, we can take it. We can take out anybody. Well, go check that out. And also, of all the ones, I want the patrons to write their Mount Rushmore's in the comments for sure. um i i find this one pretty interesting and then we'll get out of here after this because it's

probably gonna take a little bit what about uh things fun for the first five minutes oh i love this one i love this i have uh i don't know if this is controversial but on the mount rushmore of things fun for the first five minutes i have said this for a long time i have beer pong i think i think beer pong is fun when you're like oh you want to play sure and as soon as you start playing it's like oh this is kind of taking too long and this sucks and now if i went i have to stay here for another 20 minutes like oh every part of the idea is actually awful only two people could play to four people it's like not good and it also usually is played at like a party with so many people yeah it's just not i it's fun for five minutes and then and then we really think

about it's like oh this kind of ass i've definitely been in some beer pong matches that are just like absolute absolutely too long yeah yeah yeah nobody can get that last cup and it's just like what are we doing here yeah that's that's that's just one of mine i don't know if i get behind that one i know jt loves i do like beer i like it too but playing outside is awful i'll give you that i wouldn't i'd rather just do nothing than play beer pong outside i'd say for this one you want to just give all four years right now yeah oh sure sure sure um and then i have that's a weird way to word it but a children's birthday party what i mean by that is like when you're obligated to go like a cousin's birthday party or or uh just something like that like a

children's birthday party it's fun for five minutes and then you realize i'm just watching kids kind of bounce around like why am i here like i'm not the kid like i'm not a friend of the kid it's just like we could hang out after you give your gifts like i don't gotta be here yeah so i was thinking about that i have something very similar something similar to that then uh i have rc cars okay you know like when christmas i should get an rc car and then i would play for five minutes it's really fun and then it would like flip over and crack or i'm just like all right i don't got a track for this like what am i supposed to do yeah and then my last one i have two and i'm really torn between them i'm gonna

i'm gonna okay i'll just do it i'm gonna say concerts oh concerts for five minutes are fun then it's like okay that's an hour of loud music and crowds hate it yeah i agree 100 thank you i appreciate the thing i think i don't i understand you guys are concert haters but the thing i don't agree with it is that i feel like the first five minutes are a concert of a concert aren't even the best part i feel like if anything the the end of a concert is the best yeah sure it's still it's still awful to have to like i took it more as like the first five minutes of okay here's like we're enjoying ourselves like here's the concert not like oh we have to wait in line for five minutes it doesn't start for 30 so that doesn't count like i'm not counting yeah that's fair like

i'm not doing that but that's my that's my run of uh what was it things fun for five minutes yes um yeah so i have things that are fun for the first five minutes i got like eating challenges so that makes sense for instance like the reese's thing that was so good for five minutes 10 minutes maybe this is a really that's a that's a really good answer jay-z that's really good uh then i had just like like playing with children or babysitting well babysitting okay that's more Yeah, babysitting. It's more of an obligation. Exactly.

So it was really more like playing with children. Yeah, yeah. I got you. Oh, you want to come play this game? And they want you to play a game. And, you know, it gets old. Then I got Monopoly. Oh.

Yeah. And honestly, five minutes is generous, too. Wow. Then I got Watching the Jets. Wow, that is just. Big dog. That's fire. That's a fire Mount Rushmore.

I think multiple of those things also, the first five minutes are not the best part. We're just talking about five minutes of enjoyment. See, I think these are fundamentally flawed Mount Rushmore stuff. We're just talking about, like, you could find, like, max five minutes of enjoyment in it, really. I'm talking about things that are fun for the first five minutes. Yeah, I know. A puzzle. No, no, no.

Yes. Oh, you're saying because it takes five minutes to take it out of the box and set up the pieces? that's this is ridiculous like oh yeah oh i'm oh i'm it's easy because i'm getting the edge pieces oh so it's already out of the box yeah so why are all right well why are our answers i think the first five minutes is a lot of organizational stuff yeah a lot it's organized well i think that's what it's easy oh so now we're skipping your stuff that's that's kind of we're using your requirements these requirements no no no no you're not because i'm not saying like i agree with you i don't think you have to include standing in line in a concert but i'm just saying when the

band starts i don't even think that is the first the best five minutes of a concert i think the end is the best part so that's why i disagree with yours it's not because of like nitpicking oh the puzzles it's still in the box like no that's not what i mean no but the first five minutes of the puzzle you're just sorting out the pieces you're like all right the edge pieces over here and then you start that's the best part because it's so easy it's like oh my god the edges you feel like you're making you feel like you're making progress and then the edge comes out and you go oh now the puzzle starts i don't think you're getting what we're saying but keep going i'm curious uh then i've got fireworks great to look at for the first five minutes and then you're like i get it i agree

i was debating fire i was debating fireworks but i like fireworks i mean me too again the last five minutes are the best of that anyway yeah you're breaking your own your argument against ours is bad no but no but because the last part i was going to say that too but i didn't want to start there is i mean that's true there is a crescendo but there are some fireworks show spell crescendo no spell crescendo no there are some fireworks there are some firework shows where that's the case but some people like just leave or just get disinterested because it's too long it refuses to work into a bit at all refuses then i got catch awful game fun for a little bit and then it just sucks catch catch the real game of catch is being not being the first one to say let's stop doing

this it's not fun after five minutes okay yeah it is fun for five to ten minutes and then you're like okay what are we doing here yeah it's over yeah or you like what are you like 25 pop 50 pop like how many catches how many back and forwards maybe set up set a parameter beforehand how many throws you try to get in today 40 20 it's a war of attrition until somebody says i don't want to do this anymore yeah it's not that hard to just say i don't want to do this anymore um and then this one that might be controversial oh um it's sex is it because it never makes it that far no it's because it's the first five minutes the first that's it so it's great it's all good the first five minutes of the last five minutes yeah it's all it's honestly this this answer works way

better if you make it like things that are fun for the first 20 minutes but i'm just saying who are we kidding here i'm just saying what the fuck are you i'm just saying there's absolutely a point where it's just like i'm done with this like i want this to be over now that's when you that's when you kick him out like yeah like this is just like too but like let's just wrap it up here oh man maybe yeah you feel that way uh not so much about that not so much about that not so much about that i don't know maybe maybe i'm just maybe i'm too vanilla but it's just a little repetitive you're not getting freaky deep it's just i don't think you're too vanilla i think a little repetitive i think yeah if like how you're talking if every session is four hours

i would start getting annoyed after the first 22 i guess i don't know when you because when you when you narrow it down to like a session is three minutes there's 30 seconds is fun there's a sweet spot and i think it's for certainly in the minutes section oh of course oh my gosh yeah yeah it's not hours yeah that's what are you some people might say like an hour yeah but i've had I've heard people say that. They don't know what they're doing. They don't know what they're talking about. That's what I'm...

This is kind of what I'm saying. We're talking about five minutes. Five minutes is a little quick. We're talking about five minutes. Five minutes is quick. Well... If it's five minutes, then it sounds like you just don't like sex.

No, it's just... That's fine. No, it's... No, it's just... I like it. I like... Maybe you're a sexual. Some things I just...

Spell that. I think it has to be... i don't know i don't know you brought it up no i i think it's just like it's just like it's a patreon conversation you can you can really enjoy something but it shouldn't last for too long you know what i mean i agree that's what i mean i got what you're saying that's what i'm saying it's like when you eat a burger you're like damn yeah i don't want to i don't want to be eating a burger for 50 minutes or even for 40 minutes like i want the experience of eating the burger and then it's over this is this is experience i do not have whatever he's talking about i do not have these

experiences let's talk about the burger now the burger sounds great i'm talking about the one hour we're 55 minutes in i'm like yeah can we speed this up never never one time it happened i still got blamed for it okay well i guess i don't know oh i guess it's a meat problem i don't know silent bob over here i think you're talking about hours at a time are we on burgers or sex yeah honestly both which one which one no i know i know it doesn't take him an hour to eat a burger i hear him chewing upstairs and coughing afterwards but uh from choking on it but uh no definitely not ours i feel like we all agree on that where's definitely longer than five minutes longer than five minutes what's the number what's the number where they where that's like this is the perfect

number now now i need to know any number they offer 50 bucks 50 bucks no i think the legitimate answer is 25 minutes that's so long i'm not kidding like i'm thinking about just like if you want to like if you're like if things are getting if you want to like if things are getting like also by the way don't don't come in the comments and start talking about foreplay and stuff that i don't think that i'm not even you're not counting for no dude this guy's this guy's talking about 18 hours let's talk about 18 hours i'm talking about any jason do you i'm talking about any penetrative motion honestly 25 is a lot then i would say more like 15 25 is 15 25 is 25 is is is years i want to talk about that's why you you gave it us for how we answered this question

you're you're talking about like you're here you don't have the time well no this answer just kind of got got every single one of your answers no no no broke a different rule no no no no absolutely not absolutely not it's one of those 25 minute thing i thought the question was catch is i would say the best answer that's been said actually said catch wasn't even fun to begin with so no it's fun for the first few times and then it's just like is it fun for five minutes probably probably that's the upper level for me and i'm sure other people can go longer but pretty sure you said it wasn't fun at all but fine i think i think catch is the best answer that's been given i'm not gonna lie to you don't lie to us don't lie to us and i think fireworks is a close second

those are both his i think uh honestly i think gophers was the best answer if we really think well it's groundhog but thank you oh right sorry um i think that's all we got for now well we got more but we have more we're gonna move over to the patreon because in terms of time we're dying that's true we're done and all the other ones i'm gonna have to start arguing specifically cocktails i think there is like a literal objective correct answer for this i really do that's already gonna be it's already not gonna go well well jt why don't you tell me where to find you so we could uh get over you could find me on instagram at the j balls danny you can find me at danny is watching on instagram you can find me at ant prisco can't follow uh what was that oh

nothing you're speaking the picky boys on instagram the picky boys on twitch and don't forget to follow our gaming channel as well as the picky boys on tiktok what a bing