Picky Boys Podcast - We WILL NOT Talk About The Super Bowl!! - Picky Boys Podcast #311

Episode Date: February 11, 2024

Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, Jt, & Antonio discuss what would happen if there were no sneezes, getting into a late-night fight with the purple porpoise gang, the going rate for a limb, and the best finger foods! Hope you enjoy your day, whatever you choose to do! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Gaming Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PickyBoysGaming Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

JT almost got punched for sneezing. What? Or was that coughing? No, it was blowing my nose. Blowing his nose. I had to... Damn, that was a long time ago. I had to go to memory banks.

Like, Alfredo all over his face. Like, I had to lean him on his thighs so that he didn't drown in a shallow puddle of Alfredo sauce. If you went to a Super Bowl party and they had mini meatballs on the stick, you would make fun of that person as soon as you left.

You would eat them all and then you would make fun of that person. I totally would. If we talk about the Super Bowl, it would be so dated the next day. That's why we talk about dog cheeks. All right. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.

Wow. There's some big dumb game happening today. Yeah. I can't really remember what it is. Yeah. But we're not going to talk about that. Yeah, let's just. Something with the 69ers.

Something like that. Yes, the 69ers. Maybe it's a Valentine's Day theme thing or something. Gotcha, gotcha. that's coming up as well but we're not going to talk about that so if you don't want to listen to any of that talk this is the podcast for you welcome back to the picky boys the anti-sports pocket you know we used to do just predictions yeah and then we were never right really and so well we were never right because like we didn't leave it to listening to me we left it to let's

play this random game of chance well that's not a fun prediction if it's just listening to some doof oh you mean the guy that was right for 10 years out of 10 years every year you've called the last 10? I've called the last 10 Super Bowls and he didn't let me put it on camera. We could have had everything. Everything. What are you talking? What the f*** are you doing? What the f*** are you doing? Oh god, immediately threw that out the window.

What are you doing for Valentine's Day? That's what I thought. JT, what are you doing? Alright, I saw this question on Reddit so we're going to do a Reddit question today. Ready? How many possums do you have to see in a day? If the entire world

lost the ability to sneeze at the same time, how long would it take for everybody to notice? That's a good question, actually, didn't it? I think at least, well, first of all, the people who would notice first, doctors, nurses. Okay. You know, because I'm assuming when you work in a hospital, it's a symphony of sneeze.

Oh, that's true. Like a nurse during her shift, it was a little quiet today or something like that. All right. And then a few days in, I think people start to go, I haven't heard anybody sneeze in a while. I'll be honest. If it was me, me, would never find out. No.

I would never figure it out. No, I would never find out. If it was just me. I would never figure it out. When would you find out? You would just eventually, eventually. For us, it would be weeks. Pause, pause, pause.

When was the last time you sneezed? Last time I sneezed? It was last night. How do you remember that? He had that on the time. The last time I heard somebody sneeze was Martin like three days ago. How do you remember? 15 times in a row.

Well, no, no, he's right about it, because Martin sneezes in batches of 20. Very strange. But I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie to you and say I wouldn't know immediately. It would probably take me— Yeah, that would be an outright lie. It would probably take me weeks or months. But one—you know, maybe a month in, a month and a half in, I'd take a feather and go,

I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing with that feather? Get away. Ha, ha, ha. Oh. And then, oh, so you still do the pre-sneeze? Oh, I think so, yeah, for sure. See, I'll tell you right now, this superpower, whatever you want to call it, could have happened to me five years ago now and i would have no way of knowing definitely not a

superpower you haven't sneezed in five years that's what you're telling me i have no idea when the last time i sneezed was i don't keep track it doesn't even cross my mind so if it went away five years ago and i haven't sneezed in five years i wouldn't know right now if i and i would definitely find out in spring when i usually get my allergies i'd be like i'd either be healed what are you ground zero for everything if you stop sneezing during allergy season you could very well just go oh allergy's not that bad this year like what do you like it happens like clockwork me and clare didn't have an intimate relationship yeah on february 14th you guys are gonna be hanging out yeah uh so i i would know though i think that's crazy i think the answer is definitely

doctors and for me realistically when i would find out probably six months i'd start asking like you know i haven't where's the sneeze just smell some black pepper yeah like what's going on i think there's something wrong with me first so then another two months after that i'd ask you when's last time you sneezed yeah and then if the interaction goes you know i've noticed no one's been sneezing and then it's word of mouth and then it's something on reddit it's all over i think it would take a day what doctors notice no yeah if it only happened to me i would never ever notice but i'll tell you this if it happened to everyone across the world right i'm sure there are people who have like chronic sneezing or something and then all of a sudden they would all be healed in

one day and then the next day or something the doctors would get together with their doctor meeting and go there were 200 000 cases of chronic sneezing that were just solved yesterday what happened boys i'll tell you what girls sorry now if i was yeah if i was able to figure it out or i knew this was going to happen i'd be like i cured sneezing and i just wouldn't tell anybody about it is this a problem sneezing must serve some function for your body that's true like is is this going to cause super buildup and everybody's going to get nasal infections because we're not able to expel the gunk?

Gunk doesn't come out of your nose every time you sneeze. If you were looking in the microscope. Sounded like he was about to sneeze. Yeah, I don't know. It sounded like a llama. Have you ever seen a snow motion sneeze? Yes, disgusting. Gunk comes out.

I feel like it's more just spit and water, I feel like. And it's all boogies. A little bit of boogie. It's a little bit of boogie. But I think it's like really small particles too you can't even see because it's like dust. That your body is expelling. Oh, man.

You can see some sneezes. Some sneezes you can see. Did you ever get sneezed on? Yeah, I got sneezed on. You hear the guy sneeze behind you, and you get a little water spray? Oh, that's when I would probably leave. Something not good would happen. At one of the restaurants we went to, there was this guy that had just a water bottle,

a spray bottle, and just would go up behind people, pretend to sneeze, just spray them with water. That's a rude prank. That would be so disgusting. That's a prank that gets you punched, honestly. It's a waiter. You don't punch a waiter. J.T. almost got punched for sneezing.

What? Or was that coughing? No, it was blowing my nose. Blowing his nose. That was a long time ago. I had to go to the memory banks. We were all at a diner, and we were laughing and goofing off. And this is like 4 in the morning, and we're very drunk.

And maybe we were being loud, but also the table right next to us, only other people sitting directly next to us, were also very loud. So I don't think the loudness was an issue. Sketchy characters, to say the least. Real sketchy. Real sketchy. One was for sure a prostitute. The other was for sure a drug dealer.

Yeah, no doubt about it. What does for sure mean? Like she was waving around at anybody? No, I think they made mention of their line of work. She was the lady of the night. Right, that would make more sense. And yeah, I guess we're eating at a diner, and at one point I blew my nose,

which is maybe like you shouldn't do at a restaurant. I mean, first of all, you said diner. We're getting close. It was a diner at four in the morning, so no, not a restaurant. Yeah, we're getting close to just, you could piss in there, you know? And, yeah, what happened?

The girl, the guy said, can you not fucking do that around me or something? I don't remember. The guy was really upset about that. He's like, can you stop fucking blowing your nose around me? I'm trying to eat my sausages or something. How many times did you blow your nose? This is the first time. It was the first time.

This is the first time. This is the first time. And then it honestly almost led to, like, an altercation. Because JT was like, I can blow my nose around you. Yeah, yeah. I hate when he does that. I hate when he does that. He's like, you don't tell me when to blow my nose.

And then the guy was, like, asking us to step outside and fight. And, by the way, the manager right there didn't do a thing. And, in fact, I didn't want to go out there and fight. So I think I even said, like, hey, these guys are fucking, like, yapping at us. Can you move their table or move our table or something? And he just gave me this long speech on, I don't know, life. It was a really strange night. Yeah, it kind of was like a speech of, you know, like in the Wild West when a gang owns a bar and has the person in their pocket.

That's kind of what this diner was. It's like, we don't mess with Jim around here. Well, now I know I wasn't there because as soon as the manager wasn't doing anything, I'd be like, bro, these guys probably, like, what do we, like, we leave now. Dude, I remember specifically, I was like, so after he did that, right, and I'm chirping back at him, and then it's really escalating. The chirps are getting chirpier. Right. And then I just feel Danny fucking digging into my foot with his foot going, JT, please stop. Especially if you're the furthest into the booth and something happens, you're just trapped in meat.

Well, I just so vividly in my head saw us go into the parking lot and one of us get like shivved. Yeah, I wouldn't trust your capabilities to go into that parking lot. And then after, so they left. This all kind of blew over. We were kind of, you know, quiet from then on. and they were, like, sitting in the parking lot in their car for a good long while, and we were just like, oh, God, are they waiting for us out there?

Definitely we're waiting for you. But we took our sweet time, and eventually they fucked off to go fuck the prostitute together, I guess. Two men and a woman, by the way. Yeah, they threw us the bird, too, like, while walking outside. Walked right by the window, yeah. Fuck you. What was the age range? Do we have any?

Minimum 40, absolutely. How old were you guys? It's like a 19 Oh so you're at the age Where you can get pummeled Yeah If you're like

I'm 16 I'm 16 Can't beat me up Yeah It was like a 40 But because of heroin It looked like 60 Some city miles on them

Yeah city miles for sure Gotcha Gotcha I feel like it would've been cool If one of yo What the fuck was that One of yo One of yo

One of yo's guys One of yo's Just got up Went through the kitchen Just popped one of their tires Came back They would've never known Yeah

Well that would've That would've trapped us Trapped them there with us Yeah Now you're trapped with us, bitch. We were more than happy for them to get out of there. Isn't it funny how you ever think about that? How like, go back to that night

and if things had gone slightly differently, some of us might not be here today. One less friend at this table. It's like there's certain pathways. It's like a decision-based game. Do you yell back at the guy or do you hang your head down and just stay quiet? Oh, you chose this way?

Stabbed. Yeah, I mean, I guess you weren't. You were really doing the agitated route, and then Danny interjected, I guess. Also, I do not remember at all the context of this, but at one point, before the sneeze thing happened, I remember vividly them saying, purple porpoise, and they all started laughing. I don't know why. Purple porpoise? Purple porpoise.

Like that? Like that. And then they all started laughing. He has something a little off about the news. I forgot what, but I remember we also kept saying it afterwards. Is that the title of this episode? The Purple Porpoise? The Purple Porpoise Gang?

Oh, maybe it's the Purple Porpoise Gang. It's a good one. Why would they be laughing? What's a porpoise? The dolphin. Well, we live to tell the tale. The only diner experience I have with JT that I just always remember at, I think it was either 7 a.m. or 6 a.m.

I know what you're going to say. Yeah, you know exactly what I'm going to say. is that we enter the diner, very much morning, very much sunrise, very much breakfast. He sits down and orders the chicken Alfredo tortellini. And I thought, what the fuck are you doing here, dude? I can't believe that you... It's good stuff.

I can't believe... Yeah, he did say it was really good. Can't believe you enjoyed the rest of that car ride or the rest of the week. Listen, I get what you're saying, why it's a bad thing, because it's like, this is the morning, they're in their morning flow, you know?

But it's all the same thing. Let me tell you something. It's all the same thing. They gave me the specials menu, and it was on there. Why did they give me the specials menu then? It's not like they're making fresh pasta. No matter what time you order, you're going to get the same meal. Stop.

Stop it. Stop it right there. First of all, diner, 6-7. Who's ordering that in the first place? Two, what do they make that moves, right? They can't save bacon. They crack eggs, right? It's all fresh.

That chicken tortellini alfredo, too many words, first of all, in the dish. Who knows how long that was there? A lot of syllables. Who knows how long that was there? At least that night, maybe it moved. Guarantee it doesn't. That could have been a week old psychotic order to me. I mean, for sure, the chef got the ticket and was like, what the fuck?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Is this right? Are you sure this is what you said? Yeah, some weirdo wanted it. It was gluten-free, though. No, no. It wasn't gluten-free? It was before all that?

You're talking about like eight years ago. Come on, fucking. No wonder why he got a gluten awakening. He would order chicken tortellini alfredo at 6 a.m. You think that's what did it? I think it was a lot of things, but I don't think that was helping. I am a living human experiment. I don't think it was helping at all.

I saw Chaz once fall asleep directly in a pot of alfredo pasta. What time was it? It was, again, in a diner. Same as all these stories. He was in a diner at 7 a.m. The designer, like, yeah, 6 a.m., 7 a.m. Why do you guys order that? We were so fucking drunk, and I was like,

Chaz, order whatever you want, babe. It was a great night. Why is he your prostitute? He joined the Purple Porpoise. I'm part of the Purple Porpoise gang. So he, you know, whatever. So he orders this thing that he obviously can't eat, and, you know, it took a little, I don't know,

he was just a little too drunk, and he decided to take a nap, and his head started to, like, go like this, and it's just me and him by the way so the waiter's like looking at me like is this guy okay he got a guy nodding off okay and then at some point eventually like the head just gives out and face directly in the process as in as in like you pick him up and it's just like like alfredo all over his face like i i had to lean him on his sides that he didn't drown in a shallow puddle of alfredo sauce that's that's a thick way to drown that's tough that's what the experts say you're supposed to do if someone drowns in tortellini yeah if someone puts their face in a

alfredo sauce you turn them on their side yeah i didn't take him out of the pasta which is probably what i should have done but wait what i just kind of let him let him linger oh you just turned his head to the side in the pasta i'm shocked that the the wait staff didn't go like do we need medical attention for this there was a time this feels like a patreon episode patreon.com slash picky boys by the way get in there it's way way wilder stories there was a time where we all went in and same same time frame and we were all so drunk that i remember one of our friends ordering a whole burger and then he said it got to it got to the table and then he went to the bathroom he's like i gotta go bathroom and then it took 20 minutes 25 minutes and we all just started eating

the burger like the burger was gone by the time we decided to go check on him and we checked on him and he was just sprawled out on the bathroom floor sleeping we were like oh shit we we have managed to, what are we, 15 minutes in? Paint ourselves in a horrible light, by the way. We sound like actual degenerates. You know, this is the 15 to 18 range, you know? It's the 15 to 20. I was trying.

20-ish range. How old am I, 26? 24. Three weeks ago. This goes to 24, probably. Yeah, and then he had the gall to be upset that we ate his burger when he got back. You took a fucking urinal nap, bro. You slept for 30 minutes in the bathroom.

I kind of wish I have a urinal in like I have a I kind of wish I It's hard. I kind of wish I had a urinal in our house. Yeah. Why?

It's the same amount of water. Not the waterless ones. Well now it's just gonna smell like a urinal. No, no, no. It's like it's dynamically

shaped. Dynamically. Your piss smells dude. Your piss stinks. You don't know about my piss. Your piss fucking stinks dude. You don't know about my piss. Also it totally depends on the day.

Sometimes it's like water sometimes it's like asparagus. That's how piss works. I'm saying So now everybody's piss smells. Yeah, but yours has a little bit more twang to it. Twinge of something.

There's definitely a southern twang to his piss. Thank you. I appreciate that. Okay. You lived down there for a while, kind of, to the left. Yeah. Yeah, up. It was to the left.

Sure. Tell me it wasn't to the left. Missouri, by the way. It's to the left of New York. Yeah, he lived in Missouri. He lived in misery. That's to the left. With Adam Levine.

All right, either way. I would like a urinal. I think it's a nice little, I don't know. Where are you putting it? On the wall somewhere. On the wall. Pipes. How things work.

Oh, I know how a wet wall works, how to construct a bathroom, babe. See, you don't want a urinal, Danny. What you need is a trough, and it goes right under the sink. Boom. You actually save so much bathroom space. Good point. Trough under the sink. You can wash your hands while you're doing your thing.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know, kind of like European-style houses where the drain is just in the middle of the floor? Yeah, I hate that. And the shower, there is no border of the shower and the floor. Like a locker room. Yeah, kind of.

Kind of, yeah. There was one, I think we were in Amsterdam, and the shower upstairs, by the way, was just, the bathroom was just a floor. It was just, like you said, just a floor and a drain in the middle, and the shower curtain just divided the room, kind of. It was like I was in prison.

It was weird. It was very wet, too, obviously. Wet, wet, and I think there was a rug. No. Oh, I think there was a rug. Dude, it's probably so easy to clean that and just take a power washer to that whole room. I mean, it's...

The Europeans are very efficient. How much harder can it be? They don't have time for any nooks and crannies of a bathtub. I guess so. You might as well also just not have a toilet. Oh, have you ever seen the toilets where you have to squat? Japan? There is no...

I don't know where they're located, and I don't want to take a guess. I think Japan. I don't think it's Japan. Japan? No, no. Japan is known for their super advanced toilets that sing to you and wipe your ass and blow hot air on your ass and blow you

off of your sushi. What were you saying? I don't know. Something about a hole? Oh, the squatting toilets. Yeah, I've never gone in one, but I don't think

I would have a good time. You don't think you'd have a good time? No. Why? Do you at least have a handle? I like to sit down. Do you at least have a handle,

kind of? You're not just free squatting. You're free squatting, I think. Oh, no, that sucks. But that is the, allegedly, natural way to take a shit.

why this is why people have squatty potties i mean that makes sense you know in the wilderness our bodies were probably formed to not have porcelain toilets something about the angle of your colon yeah no i'm not i'm not calculating that that but have you ever used one squatty potty it does feel like you're kind of do you have one no you know what i have wondered that how come like every other animal can just shit and then walk away and we're the only ones who have to wipe our asses so we got some deep cheeks yeah we do i think we're cheeked up we got some deep cheeks are cheeked up like that like a dog's butthole is as far out of its body as its tongue it might as well be on like your lower back yeah but they have hair that's what i don't get i just

think that they are okay with shitting on themselves they don't really have hair around their butthole no and also their hair shed so i think like it comes with it just kind of comes with it we're just not designed to poop but maybe we're designed to poop like that i mean when if If you think about it, if you're in a squatting position, your cheeks are wider, spread apart. Look, if me and my dog both shat and then, like, walked away from it, his butthole is way cleaner than mine. That's a fact. That's because you licked it after. I licked it?

You asked for no Super Bowl talk. You're not getting Super Bowl talk. Yeah, we're not going to talk about that. If we talk about this, if we talk about the Super Bowl, it would be so dated the next day. So that's why we talk about dog cheeks. No, that never gets old. You're probably right. I don't know.

No, dude, we don't. We have to wipe our ass everywhere. Like, it's almost like we got nerfed a bit by evolution. We got cursed. Whatever. I wonder what the old the old people used. Jason, you got something for us. He's like, you guys doing fine on your own.

Keep talking about dog asses. Yeah. Yeah, Jason's over there, by the way. GT eating doghouse. You know people eat during these while they watch these? Yeah. Not anymore. You could eat during this.

Has there ever been something that you had to stop eating that you were watching? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'm not talking about, you know. There are some times I watch a medical video of a surgery sometimes, and I go, ooh, that's a weird feeling. I guess it's queasy. I don't know if that's, I get queasy, and then I stop. But I don't watch medical surgeries while I eat, so.

Yeah, it definitely happens to me, and I can't think of an example. I don't know. It has never happened to me. And you know what? In high school, after we saw, what is that documentary? Food, Inc. Like half the girls in our class were like, I'm a vegetarian now. Yeah, for two weeks.

And three weeks later, they had an iron deficiency, and they were back on the meat. Yeah, Danny watched that, and he was like, nug me up, bro. I don't know if this speaks to how much of a sicko I am, but I could legitimately eat a chicken nugget while watching the horrific process. Not only that, it made you hungry. a little bit i mean you know i'm being honest i know i i don't want to know how the sausage is made but i was shown it doesn't change my opinion on the sausages yeah it's like i like the final product it looks pretty tasty yeah no but uh oh yeah did you keep looking at me yeah you got any well i don't know did you have something i just had a good question pick news or uh question

oh let's do a question if you had to lose one limb what limb would you choose i know jt's answer he'll lose his penis before any of his is that a limb he'll lose well maybe I don't know who we're talking about he'll lose his

for Drake it is for Drake it's a limb JT would rather lose his bottom half than any of his arms or hands so I know he's not going arms or hands I don't know about that

but I get what you're saying and you're right yeah not your penis your penis is tough you can't lose that like for sure I'm going what's a limb

is that your foot is it a leg leg arm legs arms head I think you'd go leg I think you are supposed to go arm What is supposed to mean?

Because I think you're supposed to go arm A leg is a limb That's much easier to Recreate the prosthetic function for A leg all the way up to your hip bone Kind of, you know There was a kid In my college

Who had that And he had a prosthetic entire leg All the way up to his butt cheek And I bet you he could have beat you in a race I don't know why they're so good at running. Yeah, well, they have moon shoes on. That's true. But no, and he walked around, and if he was wearing pants,

it just looked like he was walking with a limp. And you would never, you'd go, huh, he has a limp. If you never met the kid, you would never know that he was missing an entire leg. All right. Entire drumstick off the boy. All right, so Jason's looking up what the rim is, what a limb is. Okay, so there's upper limb and lower limb. If you choose the upper, you're losing the lower.

Right, so I'm guessing he's saying whole limb. I guess I'll go, well, the real question is, do you go left leg or right leg? Definitely left. I don't like my left leg. Yeah. I think I'm going left leg. I don't like the way my left leg looks.

I don't know if that's a self-conscious thing. Don't like the way it looks. Lower left leg feels like the answer here. No, no. You can't, stop, stop. What's this lower upper? It's like, we're not, he said whole limb. We're doing whole limb.

We're not doing this division of limbs. I don't like that, really, but. Well, you can't. So we're not doing this. We do this every time. It's like Danny goes, oh, I only want to lose up to the elbow. We're not doing that. You lose the whole leg.

Well, I mean, I'm definitely not doing an arm if it's the whole leg. All right, let's make it a little easier because we all agree it's a little harder, actually. It's hand or whole leg. Oh. See, but he would still choose his whole leg because he's a crazy man. I'm going whole leg. I'm going my hand. I'm going my hand.

Yeah, that could sway me. That could sway me. I could still. To hand. I feel like you can. It's just your hand now. I think they could implant nerves into something, and I could just do that. I kind of just need a claw so I could hit the keyboard, like that, that, you know?

Yeah, or like a whisk, or, you know, a claw. How often do you use this? He doesn't cook. I don't know why he likes to pretend to be a chef. I just immediately, his mind went to cookies so fast. I meant like a, I don't know, like, I feel like I would create a patent-pending multipurpose, you know, system. Swiss Army knife situation? Yeah, they can put in a whisk, you can put in a knife, you can put in a hook, you can put in a fork.

He said whisk first again. I just want that. Well, now I have to stick with whisk. I don't know. It's just the first thing that came to my mind. Whole leg, huh? You really... JT loves his...

I love the sweater, by the way. I really like the sweater. Yeah, it's very formal. It always looks like it's inside out, though. It does. It does. I don't think so. What does it look like on the other side?

It looks less inside out. Oh, wait, that looks the right way. Are you sure it's not inside out? Wait. No, I think this is the right way. I think it looks nice. It's weird having a... No, I like it.

It separates your limbs, you know? It separates your joints, kind of. Where you're going to cut it off. Yeah, well, that would suck. That's pretty high. That's a whole shoulder. Yeah, that's tough. That's tough.

How about this? In a dystopian world where people pay for limbs and fingers and things, how much do you think each piece would be valued? What the fuck are they going to do with it? So, like, if you were selling your finger to the man, that probably wouldn't be that much. But if you sold the whole hand, you might get a pretty penny. And they just cut it off and put it on their missing one,

or they just collect it? What are they doing with the hand? It affects the value. Don't ask what we need it for. We need limbs. Are there ice in this dystopian world? Because now they're just giving them a withering hand. No, no, no.

Whatever you give them, they're going to use. So they have the technology to use limbs, and I have to give them my hands? I'm just saying, how much do you think they'd be valued? What is the system? Stop looking into it. Will they make fun of the size of my hand? No, they will not make fun of the size of my hand. All right, I'll sell it then.

Why? But how much do you think a finger would cost? Maybe like, I don't know, $1,000? You are not getting one of my fingers for $1,000, bro. In a dystopian world where they have the technology to dismember you and add it to another person? Because the reason I say $1,000 is because I think the hand itself would be like $7,500 because it's like $5,000 and then the palm. That seems like a $7,500 value.

No, that's not true because you're saying that each digit is four and the thumb would definitely be worth triple the other digits. Oh, so this whole like you get the whole piece here. So I think the hand itself, full digits, would be like $20. $20? It can't be $10. Then how much is an arm? Or forearm

50 Okay So that includes the forearm up 50 The whole thing probably 100 I think it's higher Not in this dystopian Well I don't know the government of this dystopian world

I have an item here That can make you do every task Twice as fast It's basically a magic It's a magical wizard item, basically. It increases your productivity by double for everything you do.

So you are attaching his hand to a different arm. What if he's just collecting a hand? Then it doesn't do anything. It's just a meaty paperweight. Yeah, if it's a trophy, it's totally different. It's a different market. Also, it's not as cool to pay for a trophy. Like, I'll pay you $50,000 for that hand

and just put it on a trophy case. That's not that cool. I'll tell you this much. If the going price for an arm was $100,000, people would be hacking off their limbs. Isn't it now? First of all, I don't think you can sell your body parts. I know. That's a law.

I mean, you could. It may not be so cool. I believe that's a law. You have to give them away voluntarily. You also can't sell your breast milk. You ever heard of the black market? I mean, yeah. Did you guys used to think the black market was a physical place as well,

or is that just me? Okay, just me. I used to think it was a secret underground location of some sort that people would eat up and trade items. It kind of is. It's definitely not. I mean, it kind of is. It's like there's a sign, black market, don't tell anyone.

Yeah, that way, 400 meters. No, but it kind of is, though. Like, there are places where all these arms dealers go, and they're like, oh, look at that grenade. Oh, look at that thing. Oh, look at that. I've always pictured it in a sewer. No.

It's way classier than that. They have too much money to be messing around with poop. Well, sewer entrance, nice facility. Because I was going to say, it's called the black market, black tie events. I picture it being classy, honestly. Oh, like a ball. Yeah, kind of. Wow.

Like a James Bond thing. Yes, yes, yes. Because every arms dealer in movies, they're wearing suits. And everybody's wearing masks for anonymity. Oh, like a sex party? Well. I don't know which room you went into, but maybe. I mean, it's already the black market.

You're telling me arms dealers aren't into sex parties? They're sucking on the sour fruit of life. Might as well. Oh, that was beautiful. You like that? That was beautiful. You know, I am published. You know, I am published.

No one's going to buy your book. Wow. Oh, God. Someone will buy my book. Write in the comments if you buy my book. One person will buy my book, and then that's all I need. All right. So we're not talking about it.

Chiefs. If you were at the game. No. If you were at a game of some kind, what would you be eating, and what's your favorite? What? What would you be eating? What would I be eating? You know, what's your favorite game food?

Game day. If I was there. If you were there. You can't go wrong. I know what he's going to say. Three, two, one, buff chick dip. No, but we're at the game. I love buff chick dip.

Oh, I thought we were at a party. No, no, no, we're at a party. You said we're at the game. He did say we're at the game, actually. No, you're at the game like you're watching the game. You're watching the game with people. Shut the fuck up. I didn't say anything.

Tell me what kind of hors d'oeuvres you like. Well, he would have been right then, but you phrased the question wrong. Buff chick dip, great answer. Fantastic answer. Wings, obviously. Yeah, you need wings at this game that shall not be mentioned. You know what I feel like is good

that I don't have often? A not very potato-y potato skin. More skinny potato skin. Yes. I mean, that's the worst appetizer. That sucks. No, it's kind of like a loaded French fry. It's like a loaded mashed potato all in one little bite.

So you got a big scooped out French fry. Yes. My point was, if I was at the game, I was going to say, can't go wrong with chicken tendies and fries. See, if you're at the game, you're actually so limited to your options. That's why you have to go with chicken tenders and fries. You get a burger. You're at a party. I could go on and on.

I could write a book, a recipe book, a cookbook about underrated appetizers. What are three underrated appetizers at a Super Bowl party? Oh, I said the word. Mac and cheese bites. Oh. Okay. Fried raviolis. Oh.

All right, yeah. I thought it was getting fancy. I thought it was something that I could just pick up. I feel like that's like a bastardization of a fancy food. I mean, fried ravioli. It's like, we'll take this beautiful little Italian delicate pasta pocket pillow. Put it in oil. And then fucking throw it in oil.

Yeah, well, and what's the last one? I need a good one for this last one, I think. Underrated. Maybe just like street tacos. What the fuck is going on? You never see those at parties. Are you hungry? You're just talking about random food.

It's like street, yeah, lobster bisque. It's like, what are you talking about? You know what? I'm going, this is not an appetizer. It's a dessert. We're not even doing that. It's a dessert, but I think that a sweet dip is really going to come in, you know,

become popular in a big way. Like, you ever had a cannoli dip? That's where my mind went. That's where my mind went. I think there's a lot of more we can do with these sweet chips. Oh, my fucking Jesus. There's a lot more we can do with these sweet dips. Like what?

With cookies and all kinds of. Dude, hot soft pretzels and like a cinnamon icing dip. Oh, my. Get me the fuck out of here. Let's fucking. Oh. You sound like that. Oh.

I like. Wow, that's a good idea. Get yourself some pretzel bites and some cinnamon fucking sugar glazed sauce. Fuck! That sounds so good. What about a corn chowder dip? Get the fuck out of here. What the fuck is wrong with that?

A corn chowder dip? Yeah, you know, like a street corn chowder dip. Well, first of all, the answers are wings, pizza, and beer. Like, that's the answer. So we're talking about, he said street tacos. No one said little hot dogs. But that's not underrated. That's true.

They're probably properly rated. Mini weenies are very properly rated. I'll tell you what can make them or break them is whatever you dip them in. True. Like whoever's dipping them in mustard. Also, a little meatball on a toothpick. I like a little meatball. What do we talk?

What parties do you go to? You know, like a Swedish meatball maybe perhaps? No, I know exactly what nationality of the meatball. A little meatball on the stick. At a Super Bowl party? Yeah. If you went to a Super Bowl party and they had mini meatballs on the stick, you would make fun of that person as soon as you left.

You would eat them all and then you would make fun of that person. I totally would not, first of all. I feel like nine times out of ten, if you have a Swedish meatball at the party, you're at the home of the founder of Ikea or something. And so I would be happy to be in his presence. Please. Please. I want to watch you put together a nice cabinet. I'm just saying.

Swedish meatballs are delicious. I think they're good finger food as well. When's the last time you fingered a Swedish meatball? When's the last time? At Ikea. They're delicious. All right. And they come with the jingleberry jam.

Isn't it crazy? They just have made-up fruits over there. They do. They do. I don't think I've ever been inside an Ikea. Oh, you got to go. It's fantastic. Didn't you say way, way long ago that's where you would take a first date?

I said it's a good idea for a first date, especially if you're serious about this person because you can really sniff out their, you know, aesthetic. Oh, aesthetic. Oh, I thought you meant you were going to build something together as well. Oh, that's a good idea, too. People agreed with him. So I don't know what that says about you back there. All right.

Well, hope whatever you're doing today, you have a fun time, and may the best team win. True. I just hope they both have fun. Yes. I hate that guy. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here.

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