Picky Boys Podcast - We're About TO BEAT a World Record!! - Picky Boys Podcast #336
Episode Date: August 25, 2024Follow our Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss the ongoing Twitch live stream, falling asleep on the train, enjoying a drink inside of a 7/1...1, people who can see smells, and which color each of the boys would be! Leave a comment down below with what color you would be, and enjoy the episode! Shop Summer Merch Before It's Gone! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon!! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/
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his fart so he's farting into my drinks yes yes farts are airborne talking about farts are
airborne shit particles yes that's a fact also yeah every time you sneeze do you blow a whole
load like i don't understand oh yeah oh well i don't know if we ever did that honestly there
was a place making us sound way cooler than we ever were we never did that was a place where
we did do it and it wasn't 7-eleven it was our 7-eleven it was our version it was our 7-eleven
all right bring us in danny all right you got the glasses on welcome back to the picky boys podcast
i didn't know you were gonna come in like that let's go crazy right now maybe there is a chance
that we are still live on twitch.tv slash the picky boys pause the video go see if we are
type i'm watching the podcast come back finish this then go watch the stream it would be
This comes out at 2 p.m. on Sunday.
We would probably be on our 600th, 700th, 600th, 700th race.
In between 600 and 800.
Yeah.
We'd be nearing 24 hours, maybe.
I don't know exactly when we're going to start.
Way more than 24 hours.
Oh, yeah.
It'd be Sunday.
Way more than 24 hours.
Oh, fuck.
It'd be Sunday.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Way more than 24 hours.
We'd be nearing 48 hours.
I don't know if this...
We'll see if we're still live.
Yeah.
I don't know if we'll still be live.
But definitely check up on us because I don't even know if we're all still going to be not
fighting each other physically on camera yeah exactly we should give them a code word to say
if they've watched the podcast and we're still live in the twitch we can't do that because i
know if we are still live and they write whatever code we're gonna be like what the fuck are they
talking no no no no we we we can remember it let's do code word okay code word okay if if you watch
this podcast and then you go and we're still live type cinnamon buns this is a great idea in the
chat cinnamon buns cinnamon buns and then we will know that you're watching the podcast when it came
And don't explain to us why you're doing it, even if we ask.
Yeah.
Don't explain to us, because we're going to be DeLulu at that point.
We'll be a little DeLulu.
A little DeLulu.
We would all have sniffed Martin's 8,000th fart by now,
so the brain chemistry is not working.
Martin is planning on coming into this and engaging in chemical warfare.
JT bought an extra air filter.
No, we're going to have triple air filters downstairs
to filter out all the fart and Martin congestion.
You know what you can do?
You can get one of those long hoses and a cup at the end.
And when Martin has to fart, he'll just fart into the filter itself.
He should be forced to fart into a mask of his own.
You mean like a fishbowl?
A fishbowl on his head?
That's what he should be forced to do.
We have to funnel it like the jackass thing?
Yes.
Well, I guess if we're still going, like we said, go over there.
And we could be going for much longer.
That's true.
Also, we're talking for quite some time.
We could also not be live.
That's true.
That's true.
And if we're not live, well, then it's just a regular podcast.
Yeah, it's still the regular podcast.
No cinnamon buns.
Speaking of crazy Twitch streams, do you want to talk about this man?
Yeah, true.
Speaking of not sleeping anyway, I guess.
Streamer Normie stays awake for 11 days in world record attempt.
So I think today he got to his record of 11 days.
I thought he got banned.
I think he beat it.
That's the world record?
Yeah, he beat it.
Where did he end up streaming, though?
I thought he got banned on all those.
So he got banned from YouTube and then Kick.
I don't know where he ended the stream.
Maybe Rumble?
I'm sure he was already banned on Twitch.
So, first of all, staying awake for 12 days, I don't know if it's – I don't get it.
That's crazy.
Also, staying awake for 12 days without peds is also his guy.
Well, we don't know.
Yeah, we don't know if that.
He had to be peed.
He had to be drugged up.
No, he wasn't.
Impossible.
How would you possibly know?
Because the whole thing is.
They could be injected into his ass.
He didn't technically beat the world record.
The world record actually is 453 hours, but this person used stimulants like caffeine and shit.
You have no way of knowing whether he used peds.
Oh, no, but the whole thing is he said he wasn't using caffeine or anything like that.
Someone stood awake for 18, essentially 19 days.
Wait, so this is with people.
Is there a record without substances?
No, this is just staying awake.
So it must be him then.
This was just staying awake, but Guinness discontinued the category.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
On the brink of-
There must have been some record before that because when he was at 250, they had 264 hours as the goal.
It was the 260, whatever.
That's from the previous person who did no caffeine.
So he beat that one.
He beat the no caffeine, no stimulants.
I don't understand how your brain doesn't just go,
we're turning off now.
It's not up to you anymore, buddy.
I'm taking over.
I'm shut up.
Just like now your brain isn't trusting the driver.
It's like cut the brakes.
Just cut the brakes.
Everything.
There's a lot of videos.
He was just a husk of a person.
He had to have a friend like standing him up
and his legs kept like buckling.
Apparently, he couldn't read anymore.
He lost the ability to read.
We're not sure if he could have read in the first place.
He's the one that came up with this idea, to be fair.
Dude, I think if you stay up for 11 days, whatever, 18 days, you are forever changed.
Yeah, I think there's something going to be deeply wrong with this man.
Also, I just don't – first of all, he probably lost the ability to read and most things because the brain was slowly shutting down every function just to keep itself alive.
That probably happens around 48 hours, honestly.
Jason, you can read still after 48 hours.
48 hours of no sleep?
What's the longest you think you've stood up?
Close to 40 hours, bro.
No, just a little bit over 24.
Only a little bit over 24?
What, are you a nerd at the sleepovers, going to bed first,
getting the penises written on your face?
I thought I was going somewhere else.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, relax.
Probably like 36 hours.
36 hours.
30 hours, maybe.
It's the bad example for reading and spelling.
What about you?
What's the longest?
I can read.
The subathon was 36.
It was 24, but I was up for 12 hours before that.
Because I started the stream at 5 or 6 or whatever,
and I was up that morning.
And you could still have read.
Yeah.
The reading was not even in question yet.
There was a time we were on the train in the subway in Manhattan,
and Nick, one of our friends Nick, was so tired.
And he was standing, like holding the top bar so you don't fall.
And I was watching him, and I couldn't believe my eyes
because every 30 seconds he would – and wake himself up.
He was falling asleep standing up.
I've never seen that before.
I've never seen that.
That is a thing.
I've fallen asleep on the train many times, and there's like a miraculous –
I don't know what it is, something in the air where when it gets to your stop,
you just know, and you like wake up and you go, oh.
No, I know, but I'm talking about standing.
He was standing.
Well, that's – yeah.
Well, that's strange.
He was standing.
That's very strange.
He was standing.
Oh, there have been many times where that same thing didn't happen.
And I went all the way back.
Really?
I've never missed a stop.
I always wake up.
I'll tell you why.
It's because that same fucking friend.
I was just, it was a long day at school.
I went to school in the city.
I had to get up early, whatever.
We left late.
I was like, Nick, I can't stay awake.
I need you to get us to our stop.
So that's me completely deflating from the alertness I need for my stop.
So I'm just going to bed.
He also fell asleep and went all the way to Coney Island.
I wonder why you don't have this ability that I have.
I just said, if he wasn't there and I fell asleep, I think I would have woken up.
I'm saying I tossed my responsibility onto him, and he failed me.
So I didn't think I had to wake up.
And we went on the cyclone right after that.
Might as well make a day of it.
Might as well make my day and get some corn dogs.
It's one of those things where you want to be home so bad,
and then you go to bed thinking
you'll be closer and you are so much
further away. God, I wanted to kill him.
Cyclone's awful. I've never been
on it. Oh yeah, we didn't
think I was going to Coney Island. I was yelling at him the whole
time and I called an Uber home. I was done.
I thought you actually made a day of it.
Are you crazy? I was
so angry.
I mean, if you're at Coney Island
you might as well just do something there.
It was so late, I think it was closed anyway.
It was just me. Yeah, I mean, if you're falling asleep.
Was it midnight, 1 a.m.?
It was just nighttime.
Yeah, you don't want to be at Coney Island with that guy.
No, you do not, sir.
No, sir.
We got right back on the train the other day.
Yeah.
I heard we have a news article that JT said was actually unbelievable.
Yeah, I don't know if I buy it.
Well, which one is it?
Because we got a couple up there.
7-Eleven.
Using up my assets.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
We're using the things that you prepared for us.
Somebody's going to have to read this because I cannot see.
So 7-Eleven is letting customers drink alcohol in-store, but there's a catch.
I didn't know there was a catch.
What's the catch, Jason?
Obviously, there's a catch.
You didn't tell me the catch.
First of all—
The catch is you're not allowed to do it.
You just have to hide it from the workers.
The catch is you'll be arrested.
7-Eleven is letting customers drink alcohol in it.
Guess what?
It was already letting us do it.
We were already doing it.
First of all, this is only—
Oh, it's in Canada.
It's only in Ontario.
Right now, they probably won't do this in America.
No, they will not.
But yeah, it's only Canadian beer and wine, and they're going to be expanding the stores
and having like a little seating area.
Oh, so they are turning it into a bar.
Wow.
And they're going to serve wine and beer.
That sounds incredible.
I think Canada drinking age is like 18 or 19 too.
19.
It's either 18 or 19, depending.
Montreal, I know it's 18 because that's where I went for my 18th birthday.
In Ontario, I think it might be 19.
Yeah, so expanding with at least 10 seats,
32-foot walls separating from the rest of the stores.
32-foot walls?
What are we keeping out?
Dude, noon to 11, you could pop in there at 1230
and get a fucking beer.
If you're in Canada, you could start pre-gaming
at your local 7-Eleven.
That's what we did anyway.
We went to 7-Eleven, got four locals,
chugged them in there, and ran.
I don't know if we ever did that, honestly.
There was a place...
Tony is making us sound way cooler than we ever were.
we never did that.
There was a place
where we did do it
and it wasn't 7-Eleven.
It was our 7-Eleven.
It was our version of that.
It was our 7-Eleven.
It was the same thing
as a 7-Eleven.
You're also sounding
like we stole them.
Well,
some tried.
Some tried.
I don't know if any...
There is no place
I'd rather drink
a Canadian beer
than a 7-Eleven cafe.
Oh, you added cafe to it.
Well, that's what
it would be called, right?
I don't...
It doesn't seem that way.
7-Eleven Cantina?
7-Eleven seats at Cantina.
I like Cantina.
I love Cantina.
Taco Bells?
Yes.
I think that they definitely shouldn't do this in the U.S.
because just sober, I've seen many people punch through the glass of 7-Eleven.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't think drunk 7-Eleven U.S. corner streets is the way to go here.
Also, we couldn't handle this.
Dude.
We couldn't handle this.
Dude, homeless people go into 7-Eleven to like, you know,
they scrounge up a couple dollars and then get a beer from 7-Eleven.
And now there's nothing stopping them from like, they're a paying customer.
They can drink there too.
But you don't want their business?
You don't want my business?
Yeah.
No, definitely can't be.
It would be cool to have, like, I don't know.
Obviously, they'd be IDing people, but you ever not have a place to go to pregame for a bar?
It's like, oh, let's just go to fucking 7-Eleven and get sloshed.
See, that's the problem, too, that the average age of the people drinking in there will be 14.
It will be 14.
I understand.
Well, you can't drink until 21.
It will be 14.
Dude, a 35-year-old's not going to sit there at a 7-Eleven bar.
And I'll tell you what.
If you see a 35-year-old sitting there in a 7-Eleven bar, just leave.
Just go the other way.
Number one check is hard drive.
I disagree with all of this.
Well, we know because you would be the 35-year-old drinking at the 7-Eleven.
This is a great place to enjoy a light beverage before you go out on a night on the town.
And you could walk up to the thing and get some taquitos.
I'm not entirely sure about the geography of Ottawa.
but what if
maybe you know
it's one of those things
where the
you know your house
is really far away
from like the main
entertainment area
and so you go to
the city
then you have a little pregame
and then you're right there
boom bing bang boom
I just can't
can you imagine
picking up somebody
and taking them home
because you met them
at the 7-Eleven bar
like that's the story
that's the story
that's how I met your mother
yeah yeah
it's just tough
can we talk about this real quick
sure yeah
people who are worried about it
they say Japanese and Korean
7-Elevens do just fine with it
this is news to me
Oh, well, Japan, I think they recently banned public drinking, but it was not fun.
I've seen so many videos of people passed out in the street, just covered in vomit.
I don't think the 7-Eleven is the cause for all that.
No, it's just, well, it's public drinking and everything.
But I thought that was always tourists in Japan that drink too much and pass out.
I have seen a lot of the images of Japanese businessmen passed out.
Japanese businessmen, how else do you get through their rigorous working day besides 7-Eleven here?
It's that, and then I also think it's because during a work dinner, it is disrespectful to not drink when you're offered a drink.
In Japanese culture, it's extremely rude during work dinners to not get absolutely blasted and shit-faced.
It's disrespectful to your boss and the bartender.
I do that anyway, so I might as well just start working in Japan.
Because maybe I'll fit in a little more than when they carry me out.
But I've also heard that if you fall asleep on the street in Japan, you'll just wake up and, you know, everything will be fine.
Like, if you fell asleep in New York, your wallet would be gone, your shoes, one shoe is off.
You're like, how did this happen?
For some reason, you're seven blocks over.
It's like, I don't know how I got here.
Yeah, exactly.
In Japan, they'll just, like, you just wake up and you go, oh, rough night.
Right back to work.
Get back at it.
Yeah.
I've seen videos of people, they, like, go around just giving water bottles to people who passed out drunk on the street.
I love that.
It wouldn't happen here in New York.
It would not happen here, no.
Honestly, you might get kicked.
Yeah, or stabbed.
It wouldn't happen here.
Shivved.
It's not London.
Like, New York's not that bad.
Definitely no wallet.
Phone.
I mean, if we go to Canada, I'm fucking, I'm trying it.
If I'm ever in Canada, like, I'm trying it.
You gotta try it.
Dude, we tried the first Taco Bell one in the city.
The cantina.
Yeah, it was okay.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Taco Bell cantinas are great.
Baja Blast cocktail or something, right?
And people probably said the same thing about that.
Oh, you're going to let people drink in a Taco Bell?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's great.
I think that it makes way more sense
in a Taco Bell than a 7-Eleven
honestly by maybe skyscraper
it makes more sense I don't know way more sense
skyscraper level more sense
it makes more sense
the same complaints
were you know floated out there
when Taco Bell started
what about all the homeless people that are going to be drinking in the Taco Bell
same problem
it's all fine
where have you been keeping up with it
How do you know it's fine?
You know, if it was fine, they would have made more.
Not only is it...
Oh, they did.
They made a ton of money.
How many?
How many?
I think there's like 10 in New York alone.
There's one like a mile away.
That sounds right.
What do you mean it sounds right?
Fact check, fact check.
No, bro, there's one in Coney Island.
There's one in Coney Island?
We went to that one.
How many times are we going to talk about Coney Island?
At least twice.
There's one in Williamsburg.
How many 7-Eleven Taco Bell cantinas are there?
20.
20 in New York?
Dude, they rolled it out.
It's great.
First of all, it's better.
It's just better than a regular Taco Bell.
That's tough.
That's tough.
That's tough.
It's like it's cleaner.
It's fancier.
The seating is nicer.
The vibe is better.
The Baja Blast has vodka in it, my guy.
That does look beautiful.
That's in Hollywood.
Yeah, that's Hollywood.
That looks beautiful.
That's Hollywood, baby.
You want to understand less drinking, like movie theaters that serve alcohol, because
that just doesn't mix to me.
Movie theaters and alcohol?
Less than the 7-Elevens or Tacobos.
One trillion percent, because it's already terrible being in there.
So now you have drunk, terrible people.
Yes, I agree 100%.
There should be no alcohol in movie theaters at all.
You just sneak it in all the time.
Watching a movie is like an activity that it should not be done drunk, I don't think.
Oh, no, I disagree with that.
Depends on the movie.
Make comfort at your home.
Awful take.
The movie theaters that serve alcohol are the least rowdy movie theaters that exist.
when you get the rowdy movie theaters
is the one that don't serve alcohol
and so people pre-gamed way
too hard and then they're fucking shit-faced
when they get to the movie theater.
Who is watching them? Many people.
Them. No, Danny did.
All the time. I mean, I have.
All the time he did. Not just, there are many
rowdy people who will watch a movie theater, especially if it's
like an action movie or
a dumb movie, you know, stuff like
that. Yeah, I don't like people who are getting drunk or
ordering drinks at, you know, The Proposal or
the notebook yeah but but i'm telling you every theater that serves alcohol is a far better movie
experience oh 100 i agree with everything you said there because of the clientele that that
a movie theater like that it welcomes yeah what i'm saying again not teenagers that are putting
a entire fifth into their big into their like humongous soda cup in the bathroom yeah that was
me i was the clientele no i i agree with everything you said but i just dude you don't
movies just shouldn't be watched drunk you forget like you don't notice the little details you
forget everything it's it's maybe if you're watching for the second time that i could see
but watching a movie for the first time like if i'm going to see this movie in theaters for the
first time i'm gonna drink during it it doesn't make any sense to me but you're talking about
getting shit-faced just a little you know oh a little mule with this beautiful with this
Wonderful movie.
Oh, he made it your drink.
He made it your drink.
I'm switching sides.
It's a little, you know, it lubes you up a little bit.
No, I agree.
I think that the only way to enjoy the movie theater is if you get so shit-faced that you forget you're having a bad time.
Yeah.
So I agree with him in that regard.
It is a better experience because you don't remember being there.
Brother, the movie theaters have changed dramatically.
You say this once a month.
And you still haven't gone.
I'm telling you, it's great.
I'm an Alamo Drafthouse blower.
They should sponsor me, frankly.
Are they the ones that will...
Ask him how many times he's been there.
How many times he's been there?
Oh, 10 in the last two years.
This is a complete fabrication.
This is so crazy.
This is a fabrication.
That's so crazy.
Easily, bro.
Bro, I went a week and a half ago.
That's probably...
Downtown Brooklyn, Alamo Draft House,
Dee Dee, great movie, by the way.
I don't care if you know where it is.
Yeah.
Is that the name of the movie?
Yeah, it's the name of the movie.
I haven't heard of that.
Either way.
Never heard of it.
It doesn't exist.
It's making up movies now.
It's making up movies, too.
it's a great it's a great experience you can buy alcohol you can get food delivered right to your
and they have an incredibly strict policy on talking and phones and the reason it works so
well is because how you order is you write down on little cards like what you want and then the
server will come take it and so if somebody's being loud you write it down on the card and
then the manager will come take it i've seen people kicked out of alamo draft house which
I've never seen anybody kicked out of a Regal.
No, that is absolutely fire.
But that is so, like, opposite and not even, like, relevant to the average movie experience.
So when I say I don't like movie theaters, that, like, doesn't count.
That's crazy.
I can't.
You went to a restaurant with people?
That's fire.
I went to a restaurant with a really big screen.
I understand that.
But what I'm telling you is that this is the new wave of movie theater experiences.
They've leveled up.
No longer should you go to a chain movie theater.
It doesn't make sense.
I agree.
It's a worse experience.
They're incredibly common.
All different kinds of brands, too, not just Alamo.
What did you order to eat?
Watch where I'm going.
I just got a fancy popcorn.
It had Old Day on it.
Oh, so good.
Oh, well, that's lame.
That's what the people from Maryland love, right?
And free refills, too, on popcorn.
Are there tables, kind of?
It's like a little, you know, one of those desks.
Like a shelf, kind of.
Like a shelf, yeah.
Those desks that swing forward.
Are there plates?
What do you mean plates?
What can you order?
Oh, you can order like a burger.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's a terrible place.
Now it's like too loud.
It's too noisy.
It's a lot of chewing.
God damn.
It's really not.
It's not.
It's so terrible.
I'm telling you.
I mean, maybe – of course when you go, you'll probably have a bad experience because –
What does that mean?
It's a dark cloud of bad luck that follows your life around.
No, it's the manifestation.
It really is a manifestation, but I've gone multiple times and I've never had a poor experience.
The day I go will be the time that only one-fourth of the screen works and I won't get my money back.
That will be the time I go.
Well, this is a you problem.
Don't project your shitty life experiences onto me.
Slow it down, buddy.
Slow it down.
I'm just saying.
I can enjoy the things I like and tell everybody else
because we are fortunate enough to not share in your bad luck.
I have a question.
Love JT questions.
So, okay.
Yes, Batman.
First of all.
It's Mesh Batman.
I'm Mesh Batman.
man uh so you guys have heard of the kind of question of oh can you imagine an apple what
level of an apple do you see in your imagination right oh you've heard this right yeah okay i have
a follow-up question can you imagine yourself eating an apple is that possible i feel like
i'm gonna get caught with something you can okay i guess so danny no no can you imagine the taste
of an apple right now?
Some people can do this.
I can't.
I can't imagine the taste of foods
is what I realize.
I can't do that.
Some people can just think
about eating a steak
and be eating a steak kind of.
Yeah.
Those people are basically
having hallucinations.
If I'm hungry enough,
I think I can.
Yeah?
Oh, for certain.
Oh, for certain.
He goes, oh, for certain.
I can't taste wings.
Like, okay,
can you think of the taste
of buffalo sauce right now
and really imagine it or no?
I hate buffalo sauce.
Do you mean teriyaki?
Teriyaki, sure.
Go ahead.
Whatever you want, Jason.
You can?
Yeah.
I can't do that, and apparently neither can these guys.
You can do that right now?
Yeah.
That's a superpower.
Yeah, that's a superpower.
Salivating right now.
Salivating.
Does that mean that if we kissed, I would taste it?
I thought you were going to say something like, imagine my penis.
Why do you keep going to you sucking penis?
You thought he was doing that.
No, I didn't.
I didn't say anything.
Jason's just fucking, I don't know, man.
Jason's not playing defense.
You've done that before on here.
No, him, him.
He finger-wagged me.
You've done that before.
He did it to you.
I forgot what he did.
He did something.
Don't wag your finger at me.
Calm down.
Careful where you point that thing.
That's a crazy superpower, honestly.
Danny wishes he could do that.
Oh, yeah.
I can't even see the apple.
That's crazy to me.
Yeah.
Aphantasia.
You can't imagine yourself just...
I just don't know what that...
If you imagine an apple right now, a red apple,
I just don't know what it's supposed to look like.
Does that make sense?
What the hell are you talking about?
It's red.
Are you supposed to see, you know, like when you watch a 3D movie, a red apple coming at me?
Is that what you're supposed to see?
Because I can't really do that.
So then maybe you have it too.
People can imagine different levels.
I think my imagination is a little more cartoony.
Like I can't imagine a photorealistic apple with, you know, water droplets coming off of it.
You see in cartoons?
What the fuck does that mean?
Maybe, I guess.
So I can imagine like more of like a drawing or representation of an apple.
But I can imagine it for sure.
I'm confused what it means.
I just don't think, like, do you see it as if a sticker of an apple is behind your eyes?
Is that what we're saying?
I don't see it with my eyes.
It's not my eyes, buddy.
It's not my fucking eyes.
I don't want to hallucinate.
Not even helping me.
You can see fucking in cartoons, and he can taste penises, apparently.
But yeah, apparently this is something some people can do, and I guess Jason can do it.
That's crazy.
Did you see the people that can taste words?
Have you seen that?
Or taste numbers?
Or, like, see color?
No.
They can hear colors.
You hear all that stuff.
It's basically all of their senses just one together.
And they see, hear, taste, feel everything.
Because I understand how the word spiky could taste bad.
Does that make sense?
Like, I get it.
I agree.
I don't think the word spiky would taste good.
Yeah.
Like, the word...
What words taste bad?
What words taste good?
I think the word spiky tastes like ass.
Yeah.
I think wheel probably is a little savory.
The word wheel.
I was just looking around to see what I could name.
this is probably
very obvious
but smooth
is very smooth
and like rough
or coarse
those are rough words
and I imagine
they would taste rough
yeah like very grainy
yeah very grainy
like quinoa
yeah
what about ruby
tastes very hard
I think it tastes
like a lollipop
no I don't
I think it's very hard
it's crunchy
hard but also like good
like sweet
like a strawberry crunchy
maybe I'm just thinking
of like a ring pop
because that's what I imagine
that's a good one
also because they kind of
look like gems already
Jason can't handle this conversation.
Jason can't even come close.
Also, by the way, Jason, that tastes bad.
And you can tell.
You know what's interesting?
I know this is not really a word, but Crayola, like the company, I'm not tasting crayons.
I'm tasting something else.
What are you tasting?
I don't know.
Are you saying when you eat the crayons?
No, no, no.
When I'm thinking about the word Crayola, I'm tasting something.
Like a spaghetti.
Like savory, kind of.
And it's not crayony.
Not waxy at all.
No, it's not waxy at all.
Waxy.
I don't know if what we're saying makes any sense, by the way.
I think there's someone that'll definitely get it.
Those aphantasia, no, not aphantasia.
What's the word for people who have senses jumbled up?
I think Kanye West has it.
He has a couple things jumbled up.
He has a couple things.
What's it called?
Do we know the word?
I don't know the word.
I didn't even know a word for that existed.
Your wires are crossed, buddy.
Yeah, really.
There's a bad electrician up there.
Apparently, these people also, like, people around them have colors.
So, you know, if you run into one of these people,
they could tell you, like, oh, Antonio's a total red.
Like, that guy is so red.
You keep switching my colors every time we talk about this.
No, Antonio's definitely red.
Yeah, but you made Jason red, too.
Absolutely red.
That's the problem, but Jason's also red.
Jason's not also red.
I think Jason's purple.
I feel more black.
That's great.
It's not fair that if you assign colors to people,
I can't have the same color as him.
I don't want that.
Bro, guess what?
There's, say, 8 billion people in the world, all right?
People are going to cross colors.
There's a lot of shades of colors.
What color is he?
I'm a very orange.
Oh, my goodness.
What'd you say?
Yellow.
Oh, ew.
You'd say, like, yellow or orange?
I'd say for sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah, pink, blue, or orange.
Yellow and orange are different colors.
They're very close to each other.
No, they're not.
I think they are.
The fact that green's not being thrown out right now is crazy.
Green's Antonio.
Green's Antonio.
No, my God, no, it is not.
I am not green.
Absolutely not.
I'm definitely red, but you're not red.
And what are you?
I don't want to be red.
I think JT's blue.
Oh, yeah, I'm blue.
And these are also...
It's the eyes.
When I make shorts for editing and I do all of our subtitles,
I always make everyone what I feel like their colors are.
No, that's what I do, too.
I started doing that.
You're blue, he's yellow, and you're green.
Why am I green?
Ernesto copied, too.
Green doesn't make sense to me.
I'm a trendsetter.
I don't know.
I just feel like he's green.
No, no, no.
Oh, it's all wrong.
I hate that.
See, my favorite color is green, so I love that you think I'm green.
Leave it in the comments.
I think I'm orange.
Oh, you're saying I'm not deserving of your favorite color now?
Uh, no.
Yeah, I did not think you were deserving.
Wait, what did you think he was again?
Red?
Yeah, I think he's red.
He's a total red.
I think he's a red.
I think Jason's, come on, in the comments.
Now I feel like I'm being insulted.
In the comments.
Can you see Jason as a purple?
I can see Jason as a purple.
Jason, come in screen so they can see how purple you look.
Just stick your head in Danny's camera for the clip, too.
Just stick your head in Danny's camera.
For this man.
Look how purple.
Get in here.
Look how purple that man is.
This man is a purple.
That man's a purple.
His little head coming up.
So for the editing, I can't give them both the same color for the subtitles,
and I do make Antonio red because he's more of a red,
and I make Jason purple.
Jason's a total perp, dude.
First of all, if you think we're both reds,
you would make me red and him like a pink.
No, that's not really how it works.
Pink is like a totally different vibe than red.
Oh, yeah, it is just red and white, but it's so different.
I hated everything that just came out of you.
Yeah, well, it's the truth.
You hate the truth.
I'm glad I'm not the only person that does left clips.
Whatever, dude.
Whatever, dude.
What color do you think you are?
I think I'm red.
I just don't want to be.
How?
It's because I don't think that he's also red.
That's what I'm saying.
Tonya, they're going to have reds, similar reds.
You just said he was purple.
Yeah, I know, but I'm saying people,
somebody that you probably don't like
or don't think that you are like is a red as well.
Apparently Hitler was also a red.
Don't start doing that.
I'm just saying.
Don't start doing that.
Don't start doing that.
I have no association.
Also, he seems way more like a yellow, honestly.
No.
It's called synesthesia, by the way.
Jason looked it up.
You know, I think Martin is like a green, but a green that has brown in it.
A vomit green?
Yeah, yeah.
Why would you give that to Martin?
What about Chaz?
I mean, that's just what he is.
I don't know.
Chaz is blue.
Not your decision.
Chaz is orange.
No, Chaz could be an orange as well.
Chaz is orange.
Wait, who's as well?
Well, I think I'm an orange.
Very sweet.
Thank you.
I'm a clementine.
No, you're an orange.
No.
You know the color was named after the fruit?
Am I a navel orange?
I'll show you my navel.
Is that a belly button?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
But a navel orange.
What's a navel orange?
Like it goes on ships?
It has like a little belly button on it.
Yeah, I guess a belly button.
Ew.
Can you eat it?
I don't know.
Look up the navel.
You can lick it.
Well, don't just type in navel.
Yeah, don't type in navel on this.
Navel orange.
That's not how you spell it.
It's not a fucking commander.
Navel piercing.
I don't want to see that.
Navel oranges are huge, too.
Why am I saying that?
I don't want to see it.
This was not what we requested.
Why is there pornography on the screen?
Orange is on.
Navel orange.
Holy fuck, Jason.
You thought we were talking about belly button rings this whole time?
I thought you were trying to figure out what navel is.
I want to know what a navel orange looks like.
You spelled it wrong.
No, you got it right this time.
Ew.
Yeah, it's got a belly button.
Bro, that is the-
That's a butthole.
That is the orange.
When you're thinking of an orange, you're thinking of a navel orange.
Ew.
There isn't a noose on it.
I don't like that.
Ew.
It looks like there's a worm in it.
That one looks very open.
See, go to the ones on the tree.
No, those have actual anuses on them.
It looks like that one is going to the bathroom.
That's got a, what is the word?
Protracted anus on it.
Protruding?
Prolapsed.
Prolapsed anus.
That one has a prolapsed anus.
Got the diagnosis.
You asked me.
I'm just saying you knew it.
You immediately knew what it was.
I don't know what your doctor got some news for you.
You asked me.
No, I see Jason's all the time.
Yeah.
Look up how many on average.
That sentence is not how you would question that.
what did i just say what did i just like my brain just on average how many worms are in an apple
what on average yeah average how many worms an apple what do you think google knows what you're
saying i'm pretty sure like every like if you eat bread what are we doing don't ruin bread for me
i'm just saying like i don't think anyone's really a vegetarian or a vegan because like when you eat
bread those machines that run through that field to collect it are like fucking just mincing up
rabbits on the way there oh like i think i think there's a certain amount of just fucking
everything in like you know rabbits ew i don't think that's true and mice yeah oh definitely
look up look up do what uh uh uh fuck what's like a tractor you think it's a tractor i think
it's another word i know what you're talking about with the spinny thing yeah yeah i can't
wait for him to spell whatever that is a tractor spin cycle a washing machine tractor tractor
Collects urine what what collects wheat got it a combine not a turbine combine
So look up look up look up if like small animals in combine. No, that's on reddit
I don't trust and think about the bugs never I don't think the bugs. I don't think the bugs are
Vegan, I don't think vegetarians can have bugs. Why can't they have bugs? It's still an animal. No, it's not
Vegetarians bugs are not animals. Yes. They are real vegans can't have like honey
It's from bees.
Yeah, which is probably an insect, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good point.
You cannot have a living animal.
No, but bees are a subclass because they...
Wow, you're going to disrespect them like that?
I'm not disrespecting them.
I'm saying they have a class of their own.
It's a subversion in the insect class
because they make honey and they pollinate flowers,
which makes more things grow, saving more animals.
Question.
Different thing.
These are up here.
Do you know what insects are a part of?
Animal kingdom.
The kingdom of animals
Which lions rule by the way
That's a blanket statement
Because you had to teach kids
You had to teach kids things
Animal kingdom, that doesn't even make any sense
Who's the ruler? Show me
The lions, they're the king of the jungle
It's a jungle, that's one part
What about the whales?
Aquaman's king of the ocean
If you don't eat a shrimp
Because you think it feels something
Or whatever the reason is
The same thing applies to a bug
A shrimp and a bug are like the same thing.
That's true, too.
They're just ocean bugs.
They are.
Next time you order a shrimp scampi, I'm just going to throw you a bunch of cockroaches.
If it's the fucking same thing.
Well, if a cockroach had a deliciously tender, meaty inside, I would.
Have you ever seen the head of a shrimp?
I don't want to eat that shit.
You don't eat the heads of a shrimp.
I know.
I'd throw it away.
So if I could pull out the back of a cockroach.
and eat it with a little cocktail sauce,
I would do that.
It's a Freudian slip right there.
I said cockroach.
Oh, my God.
You guys are so immature.
Oh, the thing I'm saying has the word cock in it.
You just said cock.
No, you just said cock.
You just said cock.
You said if I have a cock.
He cut himself off in cockroach and just said cock.
Whatever.
You said next time I have a cock.
He did say that.
You're going to fall?
The point being.
The point being
Is that
Bugs simply are not meaty enough
And if they were
We would eat them
We do eat bugs
No but like we would eat them
A lot
Maybe that's why it's called cocktail sauce
Because it's meant for cockroaches
I don't think that
I don't think that
I don't think that's true
I couldn't even come up with a way to
Bring that along with me
My stomach hurts from
Is there fucking mice in these combines?
Can you tell me?
My stomach really hurts from that
There's no way that these combines
These massive blades going across fields
Are not chopping up
They're not chopping up mice you're telling me
Come on bro
Millions of mice are killed each year
Grains, vegetables, fruits
I don't know if I believe this
More animals are killed cultivating food for vegans
Vegetarians
I think that's just a weird way to manipulate the stat
They're trying to
They're probably vegan haters
Because that's people that yeah, that's people trying to like, yeah, they're having a debate right now
Yeah, but how how did the animals get into your food from this?
They get mixed contamination. Yeah, I know but that's like a collection thing and then like
There's probably some kind of like process, but they like filter all that and that's fine
But you're telling me you chop up a mice there like you tell me you got every atom of that mouse out of that fucking grain
Guys if there's a little fucking blood on their
bread, like, that's not
vegan. A lot of B-words. Every time Martin
farts, there's an atomic level of
shit in your mouth. Oh, it's more than atomic, buddy.
There's fucking...
Ass particles. There's
moles of... That's it, right?
Moles? M-O-L?
Oh, the weight, the unit. Yeah.
There's moles of fucking shit particles going on our noses.
Isn't that fucking upsetting? The guy just accused me
of forgetting something. We've all eaten shit.
Or each other's shit, really. I don't
agree with that. I'm not...
I don't think I have.
Unfortunately, it's not something you can disagree with.
I don't think I have.
Yeah, buddy, it's science.
You have.
I don't think I have.
If you have hung around Martin the amount that you have, you've eaten his shit.
No, no.
I have not eaten Martin's.
Have you ever smelled a Martin fart?
I've never done that once.
No, that's a lie.
Don't ask me the question if you don't like the answer to that, bitch.
Also, if you've had a cocktail or a White Claw or something out, guess what?
It's going in there, buddy.
You drank the shit.
The particle's going in there.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?
shit particles are going into your drink
so he's farting into my drinks
yes
farts are airborne shit particles
yes that's a fact
one thing before we wrap up here
can I sneeze into my hands
if I wash them after
yeah
but I've never seen you even wash
your hands
why don't you just do
because I don't wash this
so it just feels weird to keep like a germ pocket
in my elbow i just do that i wash my hands you just i sneeze in here that's weird then you're
like snot wearing like a snot shirt i just how much are you i want to i want to sneeze
and then i wash my hands that is brother if you did that it in front of anybody i wouldn't even
want you around but that's what this is exactly what i'm saying this is exactly what i would have
to follow you to the bathroom and wash you and watch you wash your hands exactly what i'm saying
everybody looks at me
real dirty
when I sneeze in my hand
you're carrying around
a fucking
snot
pocket
in your vagina
in your vagina
yeah but you're gonna
wash it
you're gonna
it'll be fine
are you gonna wash it
yeah
you're not gonna wash it
how soon
Jason
I wash my hoodie
maybe not
you're not washing
until you shower
no you're not going
to the sink
and washing that
oh I was talking about
like okay
skin contact
yeah you've never
you're not washing
until you shower
to be fair
I mean how often
does Jason wear
a short sleeve shirt
he's gonna
he's gonna be seizing
into his shirt
Even if he's wearing a short-sleeved shirt, long-sleeved flannel.
But that's even worse.
It's like in the cloth now.
Let me sneeze into my hands.
Don't judge me.
And then I'll go wash my hands.
I promise.
I just don't believe you will.
Yeah, now we have to trust your promise?
Yeah.
And now you have this weird power over us where you're like, oh, did I?
Didn't I?
And it's like, I don't want to deal with that.
But you have the same power.
It's not like I'm touching you with my hands.
It's not like you're going to touch my fucking vagina.
Exactly.
So what's the difference?
That's what I'm saying.
No, because you use your hands to touch things.
You're going to go touch a doorknob.
Yes.
You're going to go touch the sink handle while you're washing it.
You're going to wash that after?
The Mario Kart controllers?
You're going to wash that after?
The Mario Kart controllers?
You'll touch those too?
Yeah, the Switch?
Bitch.
I mean, I guess that's a better point, but I still should just be –
I promise to wash after I sneeze.
No one's going to believe you.
It doesn't really matter if it's –
I'm not fucking shooting cum out of my nose.
It doesn't matter.
It's got –
It's sexual, man.
Always about the penises.
I don't know what's up with him today.
It's just a little bit of, you know –
Also, yeah, every time you sneeze, do you blow a whole load?
Like, I don't understand.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well.
Dude, I've never sneezed one single time.
I hated you for that.
I've never sneezed a single time.
You haven't sneezed one time ever?
You know, I've never had an individual sneeze.
Danny's sneezes come in threes.
Threes?
I've tried 30.
Dozens?
I've tried 30.
They come by the dozen.
It's a sneeze attack.
So that's why I don't just go like, ka-choo, and then I don't wash my hands.
after I have to go
to the bathroom anyway
to clean myself.
Get the boogers
out of your mustache.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Why'd you give that to him?
Thank you for acknowledging.
Why'd you give that to him?
All right.
Jason's giving us
the Star Spangled Banner
to wrap this up here.
I don't know what this is.
All right, JT,
tell them where to find you.
You can find me
on Instagram
at the Jballs.
You can find me
at twitch.tv
slash the Vicky Boys
right now
beating them in Mario Kart.
I was hoping he would do that.
You can find me
at Ant Prisco.
Don't disappoint Jason, Danny.
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