Picky Boys Podcast - We're About TO BEAT a World Record!! - Picky Boys Podcast #336

Episode Date: August 25, 2024

Follow our Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss the ongoing Twitch live stream, falling asleep on the train, enjoying a drink inside of a 7/1...1, people who can see smells, and which color each of the boys would be! Leave a comment down below with what color you would be, and enjoy the episode! Shop Summer Merch Before It's Gone! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon!! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 his fart so he's farting into my drinks yes yes farts are airborne talking about farts are airborne shit particles yes that's a fact also yeah every time you sneeze do you blow a whole load like i don't understand oh yeah oh well i don't know if we ever did that honestly there was a place making us sound way cooler than we ever were we never did that was a place where we did do it and it wasn't 7-eleven it was our 7-eleven it was our version it was our 7-eleven all right bring us in danny all right you got the glasses on welcome back to the picky boys podcast i didn't know you were gonna come in like that let's go crazy right now maybe there is a chance that we are still live on twitch.tv slash the picky boys pause the video go see if we are
Starting point is 00:00:47 type i'm watching the podcast come back finish this then go watch the stream it would be This comes out at 2 p.m. on Sunday. We would probably be on our 600th, 700th, 600th, 700th race. In between 600 and 800. Yeah. We'd be nearing 24 hours, maybe. I don't know exactly when we're going to start. Way more than 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Oh, yeah. It'd be Sunday. Way more than 24 hours. Oh, fuck. It'd be Sunday. Oh, my God. Yeah. Way more than 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:01:11 We'd be nearing 48 hours. I don't know if this... We'll see if we're still live. Yeah. I don't know if we'll still be live. But definitely check up on us because I don't even know if we're all still going to be not fighting each other physically on camera yeah exactly we should give them a code word to say if they've watched the podcast and we're still live in the twitch we can't do that because i
Starting point is 00:01:30 know if we are still live and they write whatever code we're gonna be like what the fuck are they talking no no no no we we we can remember it let's do code word okay code word okay if if you watch this podcast and then you go and we're still live type cinnamon buns this is a great idea in the chat cinnamon buns cinnamon buns and then we will know that you're watching the podcast when it came And don't explain to us why you're doing it, even if we ask. Yeah. Don't explain to us, because we're going to be DeLulu at that point. We'll be a little DeLulu.
Starting point is 00:01:58 A little DeLulu. We would all have sniffed Martin's 8,000th fart by now, so the brain chemistry is not working. Martin is planning on coming into this and engaging in chemical warfare. JT bought an extra air filter. No, we're going to have triple air filters downstairs to filter out all the fart and Martin congestion. You know what you can do?
Starting point is 00:02:20 You can get one of those long hoses and a cup at the end. And when Martin has to fart, he'll just fart into the filter itself. He should be forced to fart into a mask of his own. You mean like a fishbowl? A fishbowl on his head? That's what he should be forced to do. We have to funnel it like the jackass thing? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Well, I guess if we're still going, like we said, go over there. And we could be going for much longer. That's true. Also, we're talking for quite some time. We could also not be live. That's true. That's true. And if we're not live, well, then it's just a regular podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Yeah, it's still the regular podcast. No cinnamon buns. Speaking of crazy Twitch streams, do you want to talk about this man? Yeah, true. Speaking of not sleeping anyway, I guess. Streamer Normie stays awake for 11 days in world record attempt. So I think today he got to his record of 11 days. I thought he got banned.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I think he beat it. That's the world record? Yeah, he beat it. Where did he end up streaming, though? I thought he got banned on all those. So he got banned from YouTube and then Kick. I don't know where he ended the stream. Maybe Rumble?
Starting point is 00:03:30 I'm sure he was already banned on Twitch. So, first of all, staying awake for 12 days, I don't know if it's – I don't get it. That's crazy. Also, staying awake for 12 days without peds is also his guy. Well, we don't know. Yeah, we don't know if that. He had to be peed. He had to be drugged up.
Starting point is 00:03:50 No, he wasn't. Impossible. How would you possibly know? Because the whole thing is. They could be injected into his ass. He didn't technically beat the world record. The world record actually is 453 hours, but this person used stimulants like caffeine and shit. You have no way of knowing whether he used peds.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Oh, no, but the whole thing is he said he wasn't using caffeine or anything like that. Someone stood awake for 18, essentially 19 days. Wait, so this is with people. Is there a record without substances? No, this is just staying awake. So it must be him then. This was just staying awake, but Guinness discontinued the category. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:04:24 That makes sense. On the brink of- There must have been some record before that because when he was at 250, they had 264 hours as the goal. It was the 260, whatever. That's from the previous person who did no caffeine. So he beat that one. He beat the no caffeine, no stimulants. I don't understand how your brain doesn't just go,
Starting point is 00:04:47 we're turning off now. It's not up to you anymore, buddy. I'm taking over. I'm shut up. Just like now your brain isn't trusting the driver. It's like cut the brakes. Just cut the brakes. Everything.
Starting point is 00:04:57 There's a lot of videos. He was just a husk of a person. He had to have a friend like standing him up and his legs kept like buckling. Apparently, he couldn't read anymore. He lost the ability to read. We're not sure if he could have read in the first place. He's the one that came up with this idea, to be fair.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Dude, I think if you stay up for 11 days, whatever, 18 days, you are forever changed. Yeah, I think there's something going to be deeply wrong with this man. Also, I just don't – first of all, he probably lost the ability to read and most things because the brain was slowly shutting down every function just to keep itself alive. That probably happens around 48 hours, honestly. Jason, you can read still after 48 hours. 48 hours of no sleep? What's the longest you think you've stood up? Close to 40 hours, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:41 No, just a little bit over 24. Only a little bit over 24? What, are you a nerd at the sleepovers, going to bed first, getting the penises written on your face? I thought I was going somewhere else. Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, relax. Probably like 36 hours. 36 hours.
Starting point is 00:05:55 30 hours, maybe. It's the bad example for reading and spelling. What about you? What's the longest? I can read. The subathon was 36. It was 24, but I was up for 12 hours before that. Because I started the stream at 5 or 6 or whatever,
Starting point is 00:06:08 and I was up that morning. And you could still have read. Yeah. The reading was not even in question yet. There was a time we were on the train in the subway in Manhattan, and Nick, one of our friends Nick, was so tired. And he was standing, like holding the top bar so you don't fall. And I was watching him, and I couldn't believe my eyes
Starting point is 00:06:28 because every 30 seconds he would – and wake himself up. He was falling asleep standing up. I've never seen that before. I've never seen that. That is a thing. I've fallen asleep on the train many times, and there's like a miraculous – I don't know what it is, something in the air where when it gets to your stop, you just know, and you like wake up and you go, oh.
Starting point is 00:06:51 No, I know, but I'm talking about standing. He was standing. Well, that's – yeah. Well, that's strange. He was standing. That's very strange. He was standing. Oh, there have been many times where that same thing didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And I went all the way back. Really? I've never missed a stop. I always wake up. I'll tell you why. It's because that same fucking friend. I was just, it was a long day at school. I went to school in the city.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I had to get up early, whatever. We left late. I was like, Nick, I can't stay awake. I need you to get us to our stop. So that's me completely deflating from the alertness I need for my stop. So I'm just going to bed. He also fell asleep and went all the way to Coney Island. I wonder why you don't have this ability that I have.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I just said, if he wasn't there and I fell asleep, I think I would have woken up. I'm saying I tossed my responsibility onto him, and he failed me. So I didn't think I had to wake up. And we went on the cyclone right after that. Might as well make a day of it. Might as well make my day and get some corn dogs. It's one of those things where you want to be home so bad, and then you go to bed thinking
Starting point is 00:07:59 you'll be closer and you are so much further away. God, I wanted to kill him. Cyclone's awful. I've never been on it. Oh yeah, we didn't think I was going to Coney Island. I was yelling at him the whole time and I called an Uber home. I was done. I thought you actually made a day of it. Are you crazy? I was
Starting point is 00:08:15 so angry. I mean, if you're at Coney Island you might as well just do something there. It was so late, I think it was closed anyway. It was just me. Yeah, I mean, if you're falling asleep. Was it midnight, 1 a.m.? It was just nighttime. Yeah, you don't want to be at Coney Island with that guy.
Starting point is 00:08:29 No, you do not, sir. No, sir. We got right back on the train the other day. Yeah. I heard we have a news article that JT said was actually unbelievable. Yeah, I don't know if I buy it. Well, which one is it? Because we got a couple up there.
Starting point is 00:08:41 7-Eleven. Using up my assets. Oh, I'm so sorry. We're using the things that you prepared for us. Somebody's going to have to read this because I cannot see. So 7-Eleven is letting customers drink alcohol in-store, but there's a catch. I didn't know there was a catch. What's the catch, Jason?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Obviously, there's a catch. You didn't tell me the catch. First of all— The catch is you're not allowed to do it. You just have to hide it from the workers. The catch is you'll be arrested. 7-Eleven is letting customers drink alcohol in it. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:09:08 It was already letting us do it. We were already doing it. First of all, this is only— Oh, it's in Canada. It's only in Ontario. Right now, they probably won't do this in America. No, they will not. But yeah, it's only Canadian beer and wine, and they're going to be expanding the stores
Starting point is 00:09:24 and having like a little seating area. Oh, so they are turning it into a bar. Wow. And they're going to serve wine and beer. That sounds incredible. I think Canada drinking age is like 18 or 19 too. 19. It's either 18 or 19, depending.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Montreal, I know it's 18 because that's where I went for my 18th birthday. In Ontario, I think it might be 19. Yeah, so expanding with at least 10 seats, 32-foot walls separating from the rest of the stores. 32-foot walls? What are we keeping out? Dude, noon to 11, you could pop in there at 1230 and get a fucking beer.
Starting point is 00:09:59 If you're in Canada, you could start pre-gaming at your local 7-Eleven. That's what we did anyway. We went to 7-Eleven, got four locals, chugged them in there, and ran. I don't know if we ever did that, honestly. There was a place... Tony is making us sound way cooler than we ever were.
Starting point is 00:10:14 we never did that. There was a place where we did do it and it wasn't 7-Eleven. It was our 7-Eleven. It was our version of that. It was our 7-Eleven. It was the same thing
Starting point is 00:10:22 as a 7-Eleven. You're also sounding like we stole them. Well, some tried. Some tried. I don't know if any... There is no place
Starting point is 00:10:30 I'd rather drink a Canadian beer than a 7-Eleven cafe. Oh, you added cafe to it. Well, that's what it would be called, right? I don't... It doesn't seem that way.
Starting point is 00:10:39 7-Eleven Cantina? 7-Eleven seats at Cantina. I like Cantina. I love Cantina. Taco Bells? Yes. I think that they definitely shouldn't do this in the U.S. because just sober, I've seen many people punch through the glass of 7-Eleven.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah, that's true. I don't think drunk 7-Eleven U.S. corner streets is the way to go here. Also, we couldn't handle this. Dude. We couldn't handle this. Dude, homeless people go into 7-Eleven to like, you know, they scrounge up a couple dollars and then get a beer from 7-Eleven. And now there's nothing stopping them from like, they're a paying customer.
Starting point is 00:11:11 They can drink there too. But you don't want their business? You don't want my business? Yeah. No, definitely can't be. It would be cool to have, like, I don't know. Obviously, they'd be IDing people, but you ever not have a place to go to pregame for a bar? It's like, oh, let's just go to fucking 7-Eleven and get sloshed.
Starting point is 00:11:28 See, that's the problem, too, that the average age of the people drinking in there will be 14. It will be 14. I understand. Well, you can't drink until 21. It will be 14. Dude, a 35-year-old's not going to sit there at a 7-Eleven bar. And I'll tell you what. If you see a 35-year-old sitting there in a 7-Eleven bar, just leave.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Just go the other way. Number one check is hard drive. I disagree with all of this. Well, we know because you would be the 35-year-old drinking at the 7-Eleven. This is a great place to enjoy a light beverage before you go out on a night on the town. And you could walk up to the thing and get some taquitos. I'm not entirely sure about the geography of Ottawa. but what if
Starting point is 00:12:10 maybe you know it's one of those things where the you know your house is really far away from like the main entertainment area and so you go to
Starting point is 00:12:17 the city then you have a little pregame and then you're right there boom bing bang boom I just can't can you imagine picking up somebody and taking them home
Starting point is 00:12:24 because you met them at the 7-Eleven bar like that's the story that's the story that's how I met your mother yeah yeah it's just tough can we talk about this real quick
Starting point is 00:12:32 sure yeah people who are worried about it they say Japanese and Korean 7-Elevens do just fine with it this is news to me Oh, well, Japan, I think they recently banned public drinking, but it was not fun. I've seen so many videos of people passed out in the street, just covered in vomit. I don't think the 7-Eleven is the cause for all that.
Starting point is 00:12:50 No, it's just, well, it's public drinking and everything. But I thought that was always tourists in Japan that drink too much and pass out. I have seen a lot of the images of Japanese businessmen passed out. Japanese businessmen, how else do you get through their rigorous working day besides 7-Eleven here? It's that, and then I also think it's because during a work dinner, it is disrespectful to not drink when you're offered a drink. In Japanese culture, it's extremely rude during work dinners to not get absolutely blasted and shit-faced. It's disrespectful to your boss and the bartender. I do that anyway, so I might as well just start working in Japan.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Because maybe I'll fit in a little more than when they carry me out. But I've also heard that if you fall asleep on the street in Japan, you'll just wake up and, you know, everything will be fine. Like, if you fell asleep in New York, your wallet would be gone, your shoes, one shoe is off. You're like, how did this happen? For some reason, you're seven blocks over. It's like, I don't know how I got here. Yeah, exactly. In Japan, they'll just, like, you just wake up and you go, oh, rough night.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Right back to work. Get back at it. Yeah. I've seen videos of people, they, like, go around just giving water bottles to people who passed out drunk on the street. I love that. It wouldn't happen here in New York. It would not happen here, no. Honestly, you might get kicked.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Yeah, or stabbed. It wouldn't happen here. Shivved. It's not London. Like, New York's not that bad. Definitely no wallet. Phone. I mean, if we go to Canada, I'm fucking, I'm trying it.
Starting point is 00:14:13 If I'm ever in Canada, like, I'm trying it. You gotta try it. Dude, we tried the first Taco Bell one in the city. The cantina. Yeah, it was okay. Oh, my God. I mean, Taco Bell cantinas are great. Baja Blast cocktail or something, right?
Starting point is 00:14:25 And people probably said the same thing about that. Oh, you're going to let people drink in a Taco Bell? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's great. I think that it makes way more sense in a Taco Bell than a 7-Eleven honestly by maybe skyscraper it makes more sense I don't know way more sense
Starting point is 00:14:40 skyscraper level more sense it makes more sense the same complaints were you know floated out there when Taco Bell started what about all the homeless people that are going to be drinking in the Taco Bell same problem it's all fine
Starting point is 00:14:56 where have you been keeping up with it How do you know it's fine? You know, if it was fine, they would have made more. Not only is it... Oh, they did. They made a ton of money. How many? How many?
Starting point is 00:15:05 I think there's like 10 in New York alone. There's one like a mile away. That sounds right. What do you mean it sounds right? Fact check, fact check. No, bro, there's one in Coney Island. There's one in Coney Island? We went to that one.
Starting point is 00:15:15 How many times are we going to talk about Coney Island? At least twice. There's one in Williamsburg. How many 7-Eleven Taco Bell cantinas are there? 20. 20 in New York? Dude, they rolled it out. It's great.
Starting point is 00:15:25 First of all, it's better. It's just better than a regular Taco Bell. That's tough. That's tough. That's tough. It's like it's cleaner. It's fancier. The seating is nicer.
Starting point is 00:15:33 The vibe is better. The Baja Blast has vodka in it, my guy. That does look beautiful. That's in Hollywood. Yeah, that's Hollywood. That looks beautiful. That's Hollywood, baby. You want to understand less drinking, like movie theaters that serve alcohol, because
Starting point is 00:15:45 that just doesn't mix to me. Movie theaters and alcohol? Less than the 7-Elevens or Tacobos. One trillion percent, because it's already terrible being in there. So now you have drunk, terrible people. Yes, I agree 100%. There should be no alcohol in movie theaters at all. You just sneak it in all the time.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Watching a movie is like an activity that it should not be done drunk, I don't think. Oh, no, I disagree with that. Depends on the movie. Make comfort at your home. Awful take. The movie theaters that serve alcohol are the least rowdy movie theaters that exist. when you get the rowdy movie theaters is the one that don't serve alcohol
Starting point is 00:16:24 and so people pre-gamed way too hard and then they're fucking shit-faced when they get to the movie theater. Who is watching them? Many people. Them. No, Danny did. All the time. I mean, I have. All the time he did. Not just, there are many rowdy people who will watch a movie theater, especially if it's
Starting point is 00:16:40 like an action movie or a dumb movie, you know, stuff like that. Yeah, I don't like people who are getting drunk or ordering drinks at, you know, The Proposal or the notebook yeah but but i'm telling you every theater that serves alcohol is a far better movie experience oh 100 i agree with everything you said there because of the clientele that that a movie theater like that it welcomes yeah what i'm saying again not teenagers that are putting a entire fifth into their big into their like humongous soda cup in the bathroom yeah that was
Starting point is 00:17:12 me i was the clientele no i i agree with everything you said but i just dude you don't movies just shouldn't be watched drunk you forget like you don't notice the little details you forget everything it's it's maybe if you're watching for the second time that i could see but watching a movie for the first time like if i'm going to see this movie in theaters for the first time i'm gonna drink during it it doesn't make any sense to me but you're talking about getting shit-faced just a little you know oh a little mule with this beautiful with this Wonderful movie. Oh, he made it your drink.
Starting point is 00:17:42 He made it your drink. I'm switching sides. It's a little, you know, it lubes you up a little bit. No, I agree. I think that the only way to enjoy the movie theater is if you get so shit-faced that you forget you're having a bad time. Yeah. So I agree with him in that regard. It is a better experience because you don't remember being there.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Brother, the movie theaters have changed dramatically. You say this once a month. And you still haven't gone. I'm telling you, it's great. I'm an Alamo Drafthouse blower. They should sponsor me, frankly. Are they the ones that will... Ask him how many times he's been there.
Starting point is 00:18:13 How many times he's been there? Oh, 10 in the last two years. This is a complete fabrication. This is so crazy. This is a fabrication. That's so crazy. Easily, bro. Bro, I went a week and a half ago.
Starting point is 00:18:26 That's probably... Downtown Brooklyn, Alamo Draft House, Dee Dee, great movie, by the way. I don't care if you know where it is. Yeah. Is that the name of the movie? Yeah, it's the name of the movie. I haven't heard of that.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Either way. Never heard of it. It doesn't exist. It's making up movies now. It's making up movies, too. it's a great it's a great experience you can buy alcohol you can get food delivered right to your and they have an incredibly strict policy on talking and phones and the reason it works so well is because how you order is you write down on little cards like what you want and then the
Starting point is 00:18:56 server will come take it and so if somebody's being loud you write it down on the card and then the manager will come take it i've seen people kicked out of alamo draft house which I've never seen anybody kicked out of a Regal. No, that is absolutely fire. But that is so, like, opposite and not even, like, relevant to the average movie experience. So when I say I don't like movie theaters, that, like, doesn't count. That's crazy. I can't.
Starting point is 00:19:20 You went to a restaurant with people? That's fire. I went to a restaurant with a really big screen. I understand that. But what I'm telling you is that this is the new wave of movie theater experiences. They've leveled up. No longer should you go to a chain movie theater. It doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:19:36 I agree. It's a worse experience. They're incredibly common. All different kinds of brands, too, not just Alamo. What did you order to eat? Watch where I'm going. I just got a fancy popcorn. It had Old Day on it.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Oh, so good. Oh, well, that's lame. That's what the people from Maryland love, right? And free refills, too, on popcorn. Are there tables, kind of? It's like a little, you know, one of those desks. Like a shelf, kind of. Like a shelf, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Those desks that swing forward. Are there plates? What do you mean plates? What can you order? Oh, you can order like a burger. Oh, yeah. No, it's a terrible place. Now it's like too loud.
Starting point is 00:20:07 It's too noisy. It's a lot of chewing. God damn. It's really not. It's not. It's so terrible. I'm telling you. I mean, maybe – of course when you go, you'll probably have a bad experience because –
Starting point is 00:20:17 What does that mean? It's a dark cloud of bad luck that follows your life around. No, it's the manifestation. It really is a manifestation, but I've gone multiple times and I've never had a poor experience. The day I go will be the time that only one-fourth of the screen works and I won't get my money back. That will be the time I go. Well, this is a you problem. Don't project your shitty life experiences onto me.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Slow it down, buddy. Slow it down. I'm just saying. I can enjoy the things I like and tell everybody else because we are fortunate enough to not share in your bad luck. I have a question. Love JT questions. So, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Yes, Batman. First of all. It's Mesh Batman. I'm Mesh Batman. man uh so you guys have heard of the kind of question of oh can you imagine an apple what level of an apple do you see in your imagination right oh you've heard this right yeah okay i have a follow-up question can you imagine yourself eating an apple is that possible i feel like i'm gonna get caught with something you can okay i guess so danny no no can you imagine the taste
Starting point is 00:21:23 of an apple right now? Some people can do this. I can't. I can't imagine the taste of foods is what I realize. I can't do that. Some people can just think about eating a steak
Starting point is 00:21:34 and be eating a steak kind of. Yeah. Those people are basically having hallucinations. If I'm hungry enough, I think I can. Yeah? Oh, for certain.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Oh, for certain. He goes, oh, for certain. I can't taste wings. Like, okay, can you think of the taste of buffalo sauce right now and really imagine it or no? I hate buffalo sauce.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Do you mean teriyaki? Teriyaki, sure. Go ahead. Whatever you want, Jason. You can? Yeah. I can't do that, and apparently neither can these guys. You can do that right now?
Starting point is 00:22:02 Yeah. That's a superpower. Yeah, that's a superpower. Salivating right now. Salivating. Does that mean that if we kissed, I would taste it? I thought you were going to say something like, imagine my penis. Why do you keep going to you sucking penis?
Starting point is 00:22:14 You thought he was doing that. No, I didn't. I didn't say anything. Jason's just fucking, I don't know, man. Jason's not playing defense. You've done that before on here. No, him, him. He finger-wagged me.
Starting point is 00:22:24 You've done that before. He did it to you. I forgot what he did. He did something. Don't wag your finger at me. Calm down. Careful where you point that thing. That's a crazy superpower, honestly.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Danny wishes he could do that. Oh, yeah. I can't even see the apple. That's crazy to me. Yeah. Aphantasia. You can't imagine yourself just... I just don't know what that...
Starting point is 00:22:43 If you imagine an apple right now, a red apple, I just don't know what it's supposed to look like. Does that make sense? What the hell are you talking about? It's red. Are you supposed to see, you know, like when you watch a 3D movie, a red apple coming at me? Is that what you're supposed to see? Because I can't really do that.
Starting point is 00:22:59 So then maybe you have it too. People can imagine different levels. I think my imagination is a little more cartoony. Like I can't imagine a photorealistic apple with, you know, water droplets coming off of it. You see in cartoons? What the fuck does that mean? Maybe, I guess. So I can imagine like more of like a drawing or representation of an apple.
Starting point is 00:23:17 But I can imagine it for sure. I'm confused what it means. I just don't think, like, do you see it as if a sticker of an apple is behind your eyes? Is that what we're saying? I don't see it with my eyes. It's not my eyes, buddy. It's not my fucking eyes. I don't want to hallucinate.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Not even helping me. You can see fucking in cartoons, and he can taste penises, apparently. But yeah, apparently this is something some people can do, and I guess Jason can do it. That's crazy. Did you see the people that can taste words? Have you seen that? Or taste numbers? Or, like, see color?
Starting point is 00:23:49 No. They can hear colors. You hear all that stuff. It's basically all of their senses just one together. And they see, hear, taste, feel everything. Because I understand how the word spiky could taste bad. Does that make sense? Like, I get it.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I agree. I don't think the word spiky would taste good. Yeah. Like, the word... What words taste bad? What words taste good? I think the word spiky tastes like ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:11 I think wheel probably is a little savory. The word wheel. I was just looking around to see what I could name. this is probably very obvious but smooth is very smooth and like rough
Starting point is 00:24:23 or coarse those are rough words and I imagine they would taste rough yeah like very grainy yeah very grainy like quinoa yeah
Starting point is 00:24:30 what about ruby tastes very hard I think it tastes like a lollipop no I don't I think it's very hard it's crunchy hard but also like good
Starting point is 00:24:38 like sweet like a strawberry crunchy maybe I'm just thinking of like a ring pop because that's what I imagine that's a good one also because they kind of look like gems already
Starting point is 00:24:46 Jason can't handle this conversation. Jason can't even come close. Also, by the way, Jason, that tastes bad. And you can tell. You know what's interesting? I know this is not really a word, but Crayola, like the company, I'm not tasting crayons. I'm tasting something else. What are you tasting?
Starting point is 00:25:03 I don't know. Are you saying when you eat the crayons? No, no, no. When I'm thinking about the word Crayola, I'm tasting something. Like a spaghetti. Like savory, kind of. And it's not crayony. Not waxy at all.
Starting point is 00:25:13 No, it's not waxy at all. Waxy. I don't know if what we're saying makes any sense, by the way. I think there's someone that'll definitely get it. Those aphantasia, no, not aphantasia. What's the word for people who have senses jumbled up? I think Kanye West has it. He has a couple things jumbled up.
Starting point is 00:25:28 He has a couple things. What's it called? Do we know the word? I don't know the word. I didn't even know a word for that existed. Your wires are crossed, buddy. Yeah, really. There's a bad electrician up there.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Apparently, these people also, like, people around them have colors. So, you know, if you run into one of these people, they could tell you, like, oh, Antonio's a total red. Like, that guy is so red. You keep switching my colors every time we talk about this. No, Antonio's definitely red. Yeah, but you made Jason red, too. Absolutely red.
Starting point is 00:25:53 That's the problem, but Jason's also red. Jason's not also red. I think Jason's purple. I feel more black. That's great. It's not fair that if you assign colors to people, I can't have the same color as him. I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Bro, guess what? There's, say, 8 billion people in the world, all right? People are going to cross colors. There's a lot of shades of colors. What color is he? I'm a very orange. Oh, my goodness. What'd you say?
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yellow. Oh, ew. You'd say, like, yellow or orange? I'd say for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, pink, blue, or orange. Yellow and orange are different colors. They're very close to each other. No, they're not.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I think they are. The fact that green's not being thrown out right now is crazy. Green's Antonio. Green's Antonio. No, my God, no, it is not. I am not green. Absolutely not. I'm definitely red, but you're not red.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And what are you? I don't want to be red. I think JT's blue. Oh, yeah, I'm blue. And these are also... It's the eyes. When I make shorts for editing and I do all of our subtitles, I always make everyone what I feel like their colors are.
Starting point is 00:26:46 No, that's what I do, too. I started doing that. You're blue, he's yellow, and you're green. Why am I green? Ernesto copied, too. Green doesn't make sense to me. I'm a trendsetter. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I just feel like he's green. No, no, no. Oh, it's all wrong. I hate that. See, my favorite color is green, so I love that you think I'm green. Leave it in the comments. I think I'm orange. Oh, you're saying I'm not deserving of your favorite color now?
Starting point is 00:27:11 Uh, no. Yeah, I did not think you were deserving. Wait, what did you think he was again? Red? Yeah, I think he's red. He's a total red. I think he's a red. I think Jason's, come on, in the comments.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Now I feel like I'm being insulted. In the comments. Can you see Jason as a purple? I can see Jason as a purple. Jason, come in screen so they can see how purple you look. Just stick your head in Danny's camera for the clip, too. Just stick your head in Danny's camera. For this man.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Look how purple. Get in here. Look how purple that man is. This man is a purple. That man's a purple. His little head coming up. So for the editing, I can't give them both the same color for the subtitles, and I do make Antonio red because he's more of a red,
Starting point is 00:27:42 and I make Jason purple. Jason's a total perp, dude. First of all, if you think we're both reds, you would make me red and him like a pink. No, that's not really how it works. Pink is like a totally different vibe than red. Oh, yeah, it is just red and white, but it's so different. I hated everything that just came out of you.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Yeah, well, it's the truth. You hate the truth. I'm glad I'm not the only person that does left clips. Whatever, dude. Whatever, dude. What color do you think you are? I think I'm red. I just don't want to be.
Starting point is 00:28:09 How? It's because I don't think that he's also red. That's what I'm saying. Tonya, they're going to have reds, similar reds. You just said he was purple. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying people, somebody that you probably don't like or don't think that you are like is a red as well.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Apparently Hitler was also a red. Don't start doing that. I'm just saying. Don't start doing that. Don't start doing that. I have no association. Also, he seems way more like a yellow, honestly. No.
Starting point is 00:28:35 It's called synesthesia, by the way. Jason looked it up. You know, I think Martin is like a green, but a green that has brown in it. A vomit green? Yeah, yeah. Why would you give that to Martin? What about Chaz? I mean, that's just what he is.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I don't know. Chaz is blue. Not your decision. Chaz is orange. No, Chaz could be an orange as well. Chaz is orange. Wait, who's as well? Well, I think I'm an orange.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Very sweet. Thank you. I'm a clementine. No, you're an orange. No. You know the color was named after the fruit? Am I a navel orange? I'll show you my navel.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Is that a belly button? I don't know. What are you talking about? But a navel orange. What's a navel orange? Like it goes on ships? It has like a little belly button on it. Yeah, I guess a belly button.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Ew. Can you eat it? I don't know. Look up the navel. You can lick it. Well, don't just type in navel. Yeah, don't type in navel on this. Navel orange.
Starting point is 00:29:26 That's not how you spell it. It's not a fucking commander. Navel piercing. I don't want to see that. Navel oranges are huge, too. Why am I saying that? I don't want to see it. This was not what we requested.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Why is there pornography on the screen? Orange is on. Navel orange. Holy fuck, Jason. You thought we were talking about belly button rings this whole time? I thought you were trying to figure out what navel is. I want to know what a navel orange looks like. You spelled it wrong.
Starting point is 00:29:48 No, you got it right this time. Ew. Yeah, it's got a belly button. Bro, that is the- That's a butthole. That is the orange. When you're thinking of an orange, you're thinking of a navel orange. Ew.
Starting point is 00:29:57 There isn't a noose on it. I don't like that. Ew. It looks like there's a worm in it. That one looks very open. See, go to the ones on the tree. No, those have actual anuses on them. It looks like that one is going to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:30:10 That's got a, what is the word? Protracted anus on it. Protruding? Prolapsed. Prolapsed anus. That one has a prolapsed anus. Got the diagnosis. You asked me.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I'm just saying you knew it. You immediately knew what it was. I don't know what your doctor got some news for you. You asked me. No, I see Jason's all the time. Yeah. Look up how many on average. That sentence is not how you would question that.
Starting point is 00:30:33 what did i just say what did i just like my brain just on average how many worms are in an apple what on average yeah average how many worms an apple what do you think google knows what you're saying i'm pretty sure like every like if you eat bread what are we doing don't ruin bread for me i'm just saying like i don't think anyone's really a vegetarian or a vegan because like when you eat bread those machines that run through that field to collect it are like fucking just mincing up rabbits on the way there oh like i think i think there's a certain amount of just fucking everything in like you know rabbits ew i don't think that's true and mice yeah oh definitely look up look up do what uh uh uh fuck what's like a tractor you think it's a tractor i think
Starting point is 00:31:19 it's another word i know what you're talking about with the spinny thing yeah yeah i can't wait for him to spell whatever that is a tractor spin cycle a washing machine tractor tractor Collects urine what what collects wheat got it a combine not a turbine combine So look up look up look up if like small animals in combine. No, that's on reddit I don't trust and think about the bugs never I don't think the bugs. I don't think the bugs are Vegan, I don't think vegetarians can have bugs. Why can't they have bugs? It's still an animal. No, it's not Vegetarians bugs are not animals. Yes. They are real vegans can't have like honey It's from bees.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Yeah, which is probably an insect, I think. Yeah. Oh, that's a good point. You cannot have a living animal. No, but bees are a subclass because they... Wow, you're going to disrespect them like that? I'm not disrespecting them. I'm saying they have a class of their own.
Starting point is 00:32:15 It's a subversion in the insect class because they make honey and they pollinate flowers, which makes more things grow, saving more animals. Question. Different thing. These are up here. Do you know what insects are a part of? Animal kingdom.
Starting point is 00:32:28 The kingdom of animals Which lions rule by the way That's a blanket statement Because you had to teach kids You had to teach kids things Animal kingdom, that doesn't even make any sense Who's the ruler? Show me The lions, they're the king of the jungle
Starting point is 00:32:44 It's a jungle, that's one part What about the whales? Aquaman's king of the ocean If you don't eat a shrimp Because you think it feels something Or whatever the reason is The same thing applies to a bug A shrimp and a bug are like the same thing.
Starting point is 00:33:01 That's true, too. They're just ocean bugs. They are. Next time you order a shrimp scampi, I'm just going to throw you a bunch of cockroaches. If it's the fucking same thing. Well, if a cockroach had a deliciously tender, meaty inside, I would. Have you ever seen the head of a shrimp? I don't want to eat that shit.
Starting point is 00:33:16 You don't eat the heads of a shrimp. I know. I'd throw it away. So if I could pull out the back of a cockroach. and eat it with a little cocktail sauce, I would do that. It's a Freudian slip right there. I said cockroach.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Oh, my God. You guys are so immature. Oh, the thing I'm saying has the word cock in it. You just said cock. No, you just said cock. You just said cock. You said if I have a cock. He cut himself off in cockroach and just said cock.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Whatever. You said next time I have a cock. He did say that. You're going to fall? The point being. The point being Is that Bugs simply are not meaty enough
Starting point is 00:34:00 And if they were We would eat them We do eat bugs No but like we would eat them A lot Maybe that's why it's called cocktail sauce Because it's meant for cockroaches I don't think that
Starting point is 00:34:14 I don't think that I don't think that's true I couldn't even come up with a way to Bring that along with me My stomach hurts from Is there fucking mice in these combines? Can you tell me? My stomach really hurts from that
Starting point is 00:34:26 There's no way that these combines These massive blades going across fields Are not chopping up They're not chopping up mice you're telling me Come on bro Millions of mice are killed each year Grains, vegetables, fruits I don't know if I believe this
Starting point is 00:34:41 More animals are killed cultivating food for vegans Vegetarians I think that's just a weird way to manipulate the stat They're trying to They're probably vegan haters Because that's people that yeah, that's people trying to like, yeah, they're having a debate right now Yeah, but how how did the animals get into your food from this? They get mixed contamination. Yeah, I know but that's like a collection thing and then like
Starting point is 00:35:03 There's probably some kind of like process, but they like filter all that and that's fine But you're telling me you chop up a mice there like you tell me you got every atom of that mouse out of that fucking grain Guys if there's a little fucking blood on their bread, like, that's not vegan. A lot of B-words. Every time Martin farts, there's an atomic level of shit in your mouth. Oh, it's more than atomic, buddy. There's fucking...
Starting point is 00:35:30 Ass particles. There's moles of... That's it, right? Moles? M-O-L? Oh, the weight, the unit. Yeah. There's moles of fucking shit particles going on our noses. Isn't that fucking upsetting? The guy just accused me of forgetting something. We've all eaten shit. Or each other's shit, really. I don't
Starting point is 00:35:46 agree with that. I'm not... I don't think I have. Unfortunately, it's not something you can disagree with. I don't think I have. Yeah, buddy, it's science. You have. I don't think I have. If you have hung around Martin the amount that you have, you've eaten his shit.
Starting point is 00:35:57 No, no. I have not eaten Martin's. Have you ever smelled a Martin fart? I've never done that once. No, that's a lie. Don't ask me the question if you don't like the answer to that, bitch. Also, if you've had a cocktail or a White Claw or something out, guess what? It's going in there, buddy.
Starting point is 00:36:11 You drank the shit. The particle's going in there. What the fuck are you talking about? What does that mean? What are you talking about? shit particles are going into your drink so he's farting into my drinks yes
Starting point is 00:36:22 farts are airborne shit particles yes that's a fact one thing before we wrap up here can I sneeze into my hands if I wash them after yeah but I've never seen you even wash your hands
Starting point is 00:36:38 why don't you just do because I don't wash this so it just feels weird to keep like a germ pocket in my elbow i just do that i wash my hands you just i sneeze in here that's weird then you're like snot wearing like a snot shirt i just how much are you i want to i want to sneeze and then i wash my hands that is brother if you did that it in front of anybody i wouldn't even want you around but that's what this is exactly what i'm saying this is exactly what i would have to follow you to the bathroom and wash you and watch you wash your hands exactly what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:37:14 everybody looks at me real dirty when I sneeze in my hand you're carrying around a fucking snot pocket in your vagina
Starting point is 00:37:22 in your vagina yeah but you're gonna wash it you're gonna it'll be fine are you gonna wash it yeah you're not gonna wash it
Starting point is 00:37:28 how soon Jason I wash my hoodie maybe not you're not washing until you shower no you're not going to the sink
Starting point is 00:37:34 and washing that oh I was talking about like okay skin contact yeah you've never you're not washing until you shower to be fair
Starting point is 00:37:40 I mean how often does Jason wear a short sleeve shirt he's gonna he's gonna be seizing into his shirt Even if he's wearing a short-sleeved shirt, long-sleeved flannel. But that's even worse.
Starting point is 00:37:47 It's like in the cloth now. Let me sneeze into my hands. Don't judge me. And then I'll go wash my hands. I promise. I just don't believe you will. Yeah, now we have to trust your promise? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:56 And now you have this weird power over us where you're like, oh, did I? Didn't I? And it's like, I don't want to deal with that. But you have the same power. It's not like I'm touching you with my hands. It's not like you're going to touch my fucking vagina. Exactly. So what's the difference?
Starting point is 00:38:07 That's what I'm saying. No, because you use your hands to touch things. You're going to go touch a doorknob. Yes. You're going to go touch the sink handle while you're washing it. You're going to wash that after? The Mario Kart controllers? You're going to wash that after?
Starting point is 00:38:15 The Mario Kart controllers? You'll touch those too? Yeah, the Switch? Bitch. I mean, I guess that's a better point, but I still should just be – I promise to wash after I sneeze. No one's going to believe you. It doesn't really matter if it's –
Starting point is 00:38:29 I'm not fucking shooting cum out of my nose. It doesn't matter. It's got – It's sexual, man. Always about the penises. I don't know what's up with him today. It's just a little bit of, you know – Also, yeah, every time you sneeze, do you blow a whole load?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Like, I don't understand. Oh, yeah. Oh, well. Dude, I've never sneezed one single time. I hated you for that. I've never sneezed a single time. You haven't sneezed one time ever? You know, I've never had an individual sneeze.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Danny's sneezes come in threes. Threes? I've tried 30. Dozens? I've tried 30. They come by the dozen. It's a sneeze attack. So that's why I don't just go like, ka-choo, and then I don't wash my hands.
Starting point is 00:39:06 after I have to go to the bathroom anyway to clean myself. Get the boogers out of your mustache. Exactly. Thank you. Why'd you give that to him?
Starting point is 00:39:17 Thank you for acknowledging. Why'd you give that to him? All right. Jason's giving us the Star Spangled Banner to wrap this up here. I don't know what this is. All right, JT,
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