Picky Boys Podcast - We're Being Cancelled...Our Side Of The Story - Picky Boys Podcast #376

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

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welcome back to the picky boys it's a very exciting day it's new merch day he screamed look how close he is to that mike there hasn't been a new merch in a while since the beginning of the year and now we have summer merch and we have a brand new patreon merch store antonio's gonna tell you the details uh yes so because of our uh offers that we give to our lovely lovely patrons patreon.com slash picky boys get in there uh 1200 patrons discord with over with over half the members a hundred so many videos but this guy turned it into a patreon no no no it is though it is because because i'm getting into it because you said about the extra merch store isn't that what you said true we used to have patreon exclusive merch let me do it for

the page let me do it let me do it we always have had patreon exclusive merch for the patrons but we used to send like secret unlisted links yeah and so you'd have to kind of like cobble together There are a bunch of, like, different links in order to buy it. Now, today, literally one minute ago, we launched a brand new Patreon exclusive merch store. It has everything from the regular merch store plus all the Patreon exclusive merch. So it's a one-stop shop, extrapicky.com. Extrapicky.com. Put that link down here, Jason.

Also, oh, and they have to check their DMs for the private code. Yes. It's a password-protected site, so it's only for patrons. But if you're not a patron, you can still buy some of this lovely merch. At pickyboys.com Pickyboys.com still has the whole brand new merch set Pop them up, Danny, pop them up Look at this, this is a mermaid one

Very sexy mermaid, comes in two different variations One's kind of good, one's kind of evil What about here? I thought he was going to say one's kind of bad Island Resorts, this is just a picky If the Picky Boys had an Island Resort, it'd be White Lotus vibes You're giving away too much, that's enough

I know, let them go check Don't say, don't say, don't say Leave some mystery Okay, and there's many more designs as well as designs that go along with our Patreon goal videos. Those are very good designs. And that's – it's all on piggyboys.com if you're not a patron. The Patreon store is, like he said, just to make it more convenient for the patrons because also, as you know, we swap out merch. So there's some old merch that we offer in that store too.

I don't know if that's a secret. True. You can pretend you've been a fan for longer than you actually have been. Yes, that's true. You get in there. So piggyboys.com for non-patrons. All the merch is up there. Brand new.

Go get it right now. Go explore. Go explore. Have some fun. And then extrapicky.com for our exclusive Patreon all-stop shop. That's basically the regular store and the kitchen sink. Is that how that works? Yeah.

Throw out everything but the kitchen sink? No, no, no. It's and the kitchen sink. When do I ever want the kitchen sink? You do want the kitchen sink. But I want the house too, though. No, no. This is everything and the kitchen sink.

What's the real saying? So I think they're both different sayings. Because the kitchen sink's like the big shebang. Why? It's like, I don't know. I'd rather like the living room or the dining room. Well, if you want a kitchen sink, patreon.com. Now we got to offer kitchen sink merch.

Also, on the Patreon exclusive store, Danny's like, you know what I really want to do? Can I have a section of the merch store that's just called Danny's Secret Lab? Yeah, I've started Danny's Labs, which is basically all kinds of unhinged meme merch that Antonio wouldn't let me put on the regular site. So now if you're a patron, you can buy it. Also, just before we get into it, another thing. The Diamond Tier patrons get 15% off the whole merch store. Your whole cart.

How could we forget? Your whole cart. So if you're thinking about getting new merch anyway, and you want to check out the new shop, Diamond Tier member, 15% off the whole cart. The whole merch cart. So get in there. Get in there. Okay, we got to give them a little nugget of talking.

We've bothered them enough with the plug. Yeah, I know. That's why I said last thing. Let's give them a little... What is this? A little nugget. It feels like cultural appropriation. Let's give them a little nugget.

Is this culture appropriation? Excuse my little minions. Well, I think you might be culturally appropriated. I'm being culturally appropriated. Maybe, maybe. All right, well, I have something. Look at this. I was made fun of a while ago for a specific answer I gave on one of the Picky Boys Wednesday videos.

Okay. I'm trying to think what this is. It's a cheese clock. Did someone send this? No, I bought it. It's upside down, by the way. You bought this yourself? I bought it.

Because someone was like, what's a cheese clock? What's a cheese clock right here? Clock full of cheese. So this is what you were talking about. This is exactly what I was talking about. A commonly held household item. A commonly held household. I think this is in many people's kitchens, I believe.

This is my cheese clock, everybody. Cheese clock. Real thing. This is what I was talking about. So all the people that made fun of me in the comments, joke's on you now, isn't it? Because you didn't have to buy this cheese clock for this bit. Name two cheeses on that clock.

There's blue cheese I saw. Definitely a blue cheese. This font? Disgusting, by the way. Take a close look. It's cheesy. It's cheesy. Do you see how the numbers intersect with themselves?

Look at the six. Oh, there's a brie. There's a brie in here. It looks like cheddar. They can't even see what they're talking about. Hold it up. Yeah, hold it up. Look at the six specifically.

It's just a circle and a straight line. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it at all. God, what an awful- Is this a blue cheese? This is the cheese clock you chose to get? First of all, this is the cheese clock that I own, that I was talking about- That you've always owned.

That I've always owned, that I was talking about in the- This is definitely brie. Is this the one you're talking about? This is brie. So I did name two cheeses on that cheese clock, by the way. I think there's a Gruyere here somewhere. I also said that. I said that.

And a cheddar. And a cheddar, yeah. I named all these cheeses. There's no Swiss. No Swiss. What's your favorite cheese? Oh, such a good question. Reggiano.

I want to get a little more into cheese. Yeah, you want to get big cheese. I feel like you want to get deep into cheese. I've only scratched the surface, and some of the bougie cheese that I've had, really enjoyed. yeah i feel like if i get a charcuterie board i like if there's five cheeses on there i like maybe two of them but that's fine you can't get too into cheese because then you start thinking about like oh yeah this cheese smells like a decaying body but it's really tasty in the mouth it's like no i don't want that i don't want that or when it's oh yeah mother when it's when it

makes my hands smell really feety yeah i don't like that either that is parmesan what you like not rajan no it doesn't make it no parmesan kind of is more feety than rajano jt's new york accent It just came out when he said Parmesan. Parmesan. Wait, wait, wait. Is it not Parmesan Reggiano? Is that not the full title? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the big wheel. And then Parmesan, like, Pecorino. But that shit smells like throw-up, bro. That smells like feet. Why do you even? Don't eat it ever again. How many Parmesan candles do you have, huh? How many Parmesan candles do you have?

How many Swiss cheese candles do you have? None, because cheese stinks. No one said it didn't stink. All right, and Parmesan's one of the worst smelling. That's not true. Oh, no, that's true. See, this is like, this is what I'm saying. See?

You took it too far. You took it too far. Fuck, fuck. Wait, wait, wait. Let me asterisk. Of the commonly held household cheeses, Parmesan's the worst smelling. That could be true.

Okay, yes. You're talking about Danny's moldy, stinky feet cheese that he got on a charcuterie board one time in his life? Oh, no. There are some grotesque cheeses. I thought he was just making fun of your feet. Compared to Swiss, mozzarella, provolone. Okay, Parmesan's topping all those.

Cheddar? True. American? Come on. Give me one that smells worse than Parmesan. Yeah, but no one really just regularly has, like, that Regiano in their house. I could go to a...

Me too. Me and Danny do. No, me too. That's because your dad bought a whole wheel. I mean, that's really feety as well. But the whole point is

if I go to seven people's houses, only me, you, and Danny, and this one house, by the way, will have that cheese. I would disagree. I think people like to buy... Do you think Chaz

has that in his house? Chaz doesn't have a garbage can in his house right now. He moved in a month ago. I don't even know if Chaz has cheese. No, it's a month-old cheese

in his month-old hand. We told him to get rid of it. It's disgusting. has that cheese in his house he's not here by the way again again none of these guys on their own will buy it but i wouldn't be surprised if their parents did oh you're saying we're a little older for our cheese tastes yes we're young for i'm saying our our cheeses our tastes are matured just like the cheeses we're eating love that love that love that do you like a soft cheese though like a brie i like a burrata that's soft yeah burrata well how does it first of all definitely

counts but but but isn't burrata specifically cheese and then inside of cheese it's like the like milk curd or whatever it's like still cheap it's more cheese in there yeah that kind of feels like calling a mozzarella stick cheese you know it's like it's like it is there is there is cheese involved but it's kind of a different thing it's all it's cheese dude no no the inside is not cheese It's like almost, it's like milk curd or whatever. God, now I need Jason to pull up a picture. If you say milk curd one more time, it's cheese. Have you ever had, you've never had burrata?

You've never had burrata? I don't know what it is. Burrata's so good. I'm not saying it's bad. Burrata's delicious. You say it's bad. No, no, burrata's delicious. I'll start swinging.

You buy a tomato, a burrata. You can do without the tomatoes. Spicow, a little balsamic glaze. Love a little spicow. I need a picture of this now. There's no way you need a picture of burrata. Because burrata is mozzarella cheese. With little mozzarella cheese in there.

No, it's not cheese yet inside. No, I like that. It's little cheese. It's little cheese. Wow, spelled it right first try, by the way. I've never seen this word. Is this not just like sunglasses? Yeah, everybody claps all around.

Jason, can you look up if burrata is cheese? Oh, that's right. He can't. Okay. Now, what is this? It looks like mozzarella kind of. It is. It is mozzarella.

Yeah, but if you ordered mozzarella, you're not getting that. It's because it's basically a ball of mozzarella and inside, I'm going to say it again, there's like milk curd. So it's like almost cheese. Burrata is a type of soft cow's milk cheese. It's all cheese. It's just soft, you dumb bitch. It's filling with mozzarella, curds, and cream. It's all cheese.

You're a dumb bitch. Don't talk about burrata. But is a filled cheese cheese? Okay. Okay, here's the decider. Does the chef have to, like, prepare it? Or is this just, like, this is the process? When they make the cheese, it comes out like this.

It comes out like that. But it's cheese. Have you ever seen them? They're in a fucking big boiling thing of water. They do the same thing for mozzarella. Yeah, but they do the same thing for mozzarella. And then they ball it into a ball. They do the same thing for mozzarella, you dumb bitch.

Is it just undercooked mozzarella? Essentially, yeah. I don't think that's what it is. I just looked it up. I just looked it up. There's a fully cooked layer. Yeah, all right. It's so good.

Oh, my God. It's so good. I want it so bad, honestly. It's so good. Besides that, we did get canceled today. We got canceled. We got canceled. Not again.

Not again. You got to tell Jason to stop making those comments. Jason, you're really letting us down. That Bambi thing from the Hear Me Out cake is really putting us in hot water. Truly. Imagine it does like 20 years later. Why did Jason say he would bang a baby deer? I don't know, Jason.

He's not here to defend himself, and he did say it twice. Messed up. So we have this game here. It's almost like Most Likely To, but it's a cancel this person if they do this, this, or that. It's just a fun little jokey game. I thought we could play it. Oh, we didn't actually get canceled. I thought we might have got canceled.

First of all, if you would be the first one to hear about it and bring it to us, I'm going to be like, Danny, relax. I am the PR team. Danny's our PR team. So really, if it happens, it's your fault. And you're the Twitter guy. Yeah. That's where I would start.

And you're our head of security. Actually, if we get canceled, it's all your fault. I don't know about that, but we'll see. And by his words. Okay, so we're going to take turns reading from the card, and then we're just going to pick who's most likely to get canceled doing this thing. Gotcha. I'll go first.

Cancel the person. Oh, you screamed into that. Danny must have read one comment that said he's not loud, and now he's just. No, I swear to God, I'm going to start swinging. Because last episode, Antonio went, we've been podcasting for six years. Danny doesn't know how to talk into the fucking mic. And now I'm fist away, and you're yelling at me for that. I did not curse you out because I bumped up your mic because you never do it.

Now you decide to do it. Now I got to lower your mic. I just don't want to do it. Well, you sound like fucking audio Goldilocks. Okay, here we go. Cancel the person most likely to outfit their home with shitty paintings that are all thousands of dollars. All right.

Is it a pointing situation? Yeah, let's point. Let's point. Let's point. All right, ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Yes.

Yeah, he thought it was me. It saw you. It saw you. I knew they would think it was going to. That it was me? It's so you. But look at our walls and look at Antonio's walls. Antonio has commissioned the paintings of us.

Oh, that's true. They're not shitty, though. Yeah, but they're not shitty. Okay. That's the problem. Not all of them. I think you'd be more likely to go, like, the modern art route, perhaps. Yeah.

It's like, oh, look. Oh, you see this picture frame with nothing in it? You don't understand. This artist just created it with his energy. And, like, you're like that. You could never commission the painting, that painting, by the way, ever again because of, like, AI now. Some people just AI that. Yeah, I know.

Also, the guy who I tried to get another one before this AI thing, and then the guy had a mental breakdown. So I couldn't commission anymore. The keyword there was shitty. I guess you're in that painting. Do you really think I'd fucking spend thousands of dollars on a painting? If you had it, yeah. Yes, I think you would.

That's true. If you had thousands of dollars to blow? Yes, yes, you would. Unequivocally, yes. I mean, I guess I could. It is an asset, you know. Yeah, sure. I only go up in value.

That's true. For the most part. Fair. Okay. He thought you were going to say me. No, I knew that you were going to say me, but I disagree with him. Cancel the person most likely to never clean their bathroom. You can use two fingers.

I'm going to use two fingers. Three, two, one. I put it myself, and Danny, because we share a bathroom. I'm going to do finger guns. on this one. If I pointed at Danny, it was like, that'd be so hypocritical.

We literally share a bathroom. It's interesting for sure. It's clean right now. To be fair, two boys living upstairs, two men, never picking up a single sponge.

It happens. It happens. When it gets particularly visible, sometimes I'll hit it with a toilet wand. I did notice that. Danny did clean it

a month and a half ago. I noticed that. A month and a half. Well, sometimes, usually it doesn't bother me because it's like, I'm shitting in this. It doesn't need to look pretty. But sometimes you walk in and you go,

oh, okay, this has gone too far. You walk in and it's like, okay, yeah, I am shitting here, but I want to sit on this seat. It's not an outhouse. So from time to time, you know. So you can get canceled for that? You two. You two are going to get canceled for it.

You can't get canceled for any of these things. This is just most likely to. It is just most likely to. Danny's going to get canceled. Danny's the most, so whoever ends with the most votes. obviously is the one that we cancel at the end by releasing the photo from the Christmas party. Jeez.

So Danny right now is the most points. True. JT? Company Christmas party. Yeah. Not the company Christmas party. No, it's just Danny's offshoot solo Christmas party. All right.

Cancel the person most likely to lose their child in a grocery store. Hmm. Wow. Hmm. All right. Ready? Yeah. Three, two.

Wait, hold on. This is harder than I think. Hmm. I think it's pretty easy. Oh, is it? Yeah. Okay. All right.

Three, two, one. Fair enough, fair enough. Is it JT? I wanted to go finger guns again, but it felt wrong. I feel like JT would be kind of like a cool, like, lax parent. I don't think, to be clear. Not, you know, like, not for everything, but just, like, in public, like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think you would.

I can see it. I don't think you would, like, oh, he's lost. Like, my child is lost. Yeah, I think you'd say, oh, can you go get the milk? I'm going to go do this. You're four. you can handle it and then

like he's not in the milk section you go oh and then you find him right there like you lost him for that second I'm not gonna argue it

I've lost my parents in a grocery store when I was a young kid so or did they lose you they lost me so maybe it's passed down genetically

I think maybe it is genetically I was like three and I ran up to the counter and started crying and then they had to do on the intercom oh smart kid

I've been in the grocery store when the intercom happens with a lost child yeah it's like somebody get their child they're at the front here somebody your child is pissing me off i'm sure my parents like we're literally just an aisle over

but i just ran to the to the uh you know the thing i had an amusement park my brother like my mom we were online and my dad's a little scary but he didn't actually get lost it was just like the kid that the world is so big when you're a kid yeah so we were watching him the whole time and my mom was like 20 feet that way so we were said oh go to mom and then i guess he was going to my mother and just a random family passed him and once she was out of sight he just started freaking But we were watching him the whole time. He's like, oh, this guy. We can't put him in the woods.

Yeah, I definitely used to get lost in the grocery store. I just could not stand the pace at which my mom shopped. And I wanted to go run around and look at all the stuff. It's fair. Snag some Oreos at the bottom. It's a very stimulating place, the grocery store. There's all kinds of shit everywhere, for a kid especially. And you know, they stock the pretty stuff at the bottom for the kid's size.

Is that true? Yeah. Oh, so they go, mommy. Yeah. Mommy, thank you. Oh, yeah, really. It's all the sugary cereals. So they could grab it at the bottom and bring it.

And all the rice are on top. Like, who wants rice? I was at Five Below the other day, and I saw a kid do that exact thing. And it was like a Minecraft figurine. And he opened it immediately and went, oh, I don't like this one. And threw it on the ground. I'd be so pissed as a parent. Why?

That was like that. Yeah, but like. I'm not buying that toy. Oh, no. They were at the register. Oh, that sucks. So it was over. I was going to say, if it was in the aisles and they opened it, they're like, I don't

want that i'd be like oh it was like that no no no they were she she bought it i mean but i guess it's five below so if there's a place to waste your money it's dollar goes further there you know yeah also there are things not below five dollars there he lied to me next one that's true okay um wait didn't you just read no jt i did oh god we're going so we might have to carry this over to patreon patreon.com cancel the person most likely to puke at on someone else at a bar okay oh okay i honestly think it's really not any of us but i'm gonna okay i definitely don't think it's danny all right okay three two one fair enough i mean i guess i don't think it's i don't think it's i don't think any have you ever no has anyone ever thrown up on somebody no

that was a little slow i've never even thrown up in a place i'm not supposed to as in i've never thrown up on like me too like uh he has actually you know maybe all over the place oh maybe i'm changing my answer i'm gonna yeah i think i think it's wrong answer but i don't think he would throw up on someone him and chas threw up all over each other i've never then it's you i've never thrown up at a bar though it wasn't at a bar every every time i've ever thrown up at a bar i have raced the door or bathroom like i've never thrown up at a bar ever i gotta change my answer to danny i'm going danny's getting canceled for that that's fair i think i have thrown up on somebody though so you just lied you lied a second ago for no reason no no

you said at a bar right i did say at a bar no no but you've thrown up on somebody yeah well chess well not also i think your brother got a little splash back last summer where uh i don't know but i was eating a lot of french onion dip at you know in the backyard and i think there was some splash you threw up in my yard yeah you didn't say anything oh my god you were that you definitely were there i was canceled for that that day i'll play that much i was banished to the bedroom and i woke up in my bedroom and i was it was not oh the yard here yeah oh okay all right that's just not where i pictured it oh oh i remember oh i remember oh yeah was it on your It was an onion-y throw-up.

Oh, yeah, he was gone. It was an onion-y throw-up. It was not allowed to be there. It was not good. Yeah, so after... What did you say? I bought new sheets. We were very...

He buys new sheets after that. Not after the mountains of piss. I bought new sheets after that, too. Oh, sorry. And a bed protector. That should have been bought a long time ago. Yeah, either way. Yeah, so...

Okay, you're done. I was gonna... We were little youngins. Oh, God. And Danny and Chaz drank a little too much, and we knew they were gonna throw up. Chaz throws up Notorious you have to like

pick him up like a toddler walk him to the bathroom because he can't control he can't take care of himself because he's a he's a big grown dumb baby he's not a self-sufficient thrower

like he was one of those where if we if we left him and he had to like fend for himself he's dead so dead we put them both

on an air mattress with a plastic sheet on it because I knew they were throwing up so so plastic sheet so in Embrace they were just taking turns

like the Family Guy episode throwing up on each other long time ago long time ago it was a long time ago uh cancel the person most likely to hold a never-ending grudge all right ready yeah i think so all right three two one what the fuck can i can i say two words you have to bleep that by the way jason you have to believe that bleep that bleep that but it's so you this is a guy from high school

There's a guy from high school. Who did nothing. No, no, no, no, no. There's a guy from high school. What did he do? Hold on. There's a guy from high school who I vehemently hate, but I forget why. You can't remember what this guy did.

It's because he didn't do anything. No, that was, I'm not somebody to just hate for no reason. I mean. Not really. I feel like you definitely would hold a, maybe you don't hold a grudge, but I feel like Antonio is one of the people who's like, oh, you did that? Now I'll always remember. That's fine.

I feel like you're that guy. So that means it would require for them to have done something, at the minimum. He did something. I just don't know what it is. There have been so many times throughout the years where Danny has absolutely admitted that that kid did nothing. No, there has never been that. You are gassed. That is crazy.

I've never said that. In JT's garage when we used to be there all the time. I have never said that he didn't do anything. He definitely did something. If you can't remember what he did. It probably was. Probably I should let the hatred go. But I'm also trusting my former self to know that.

Bad choice. I know that you hated this person for a reason. Okay, next. Danny's getting canceled. I do feel like most of these are me or Danny, to be honest. I can't think of one that's Antonio yet. The Grudge one could have been close. Oh, just found one.

Okay, sorry. Cancel the person most likely to cry after sex. Oh, it's a lot of fun. oh now we're having a lot of fun huh boys oh boy sorry three two one whatever whatever it happens two times and a guy can't let it go whatever tony said he cried the first time it's not what i said yeah it is absolutely what you said it's not what i said what did you say you shed a tear is that the verbiage i did not say that i did not say that What I did say was that, oh, you're so excited, sort of, and, like, your adrenaline's going so much, I can see why people cried.

And fucking 12-year-old Danny thought, like, okay, well, he cried. He lost it at 12? No. Why was I 12? Why was he 12? Just he was 12. Well, that was his emotional maturity, clearly, at that age. No, it's okay, Antonio.

Don't worry about it. But then it happened another time. I don't like that one. Just read it. okay is it because it was you no it's just it's just i don't know you can really understand what it means most cancel the person most likely to be asked to leave a job interview what on earth could you possibly do to be asked to leave the interview you need to leave the interview the interview ends and then they never talk to you again they go the companies ghost you that's where

ghosting started is the company callback they'll say oh yeah we'll be in touch never never spoken to again um probably have the decency to let me down easy um i'll go jt there cancel yeah cancel the person who never thinks anything is their fault hmm who could that be all righty let's go uh three two one mr accountability yeah mr zero accountability here i think there's multiple answers at this table that's all i'm gonna say there's not and he gets all three of us there's not one way there's not one thing where like danny could be so unbelievably wrong you'd be like yeah well the bird shouldn't have chirped at my window this morning i'll just say this has in the six years of picky boys has antonio ever taken fault for anything once ever

or is just nothing his fault yeah i take fault for everything every time you're not doing your Work properly, it's my fault. Every time things aren't going well, it's my fault. So you just said something about me and saying that's your fault. That is a great point. You just got to make this case for him. Yeah, I'm trying to help him out a little bit the best I can. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not calling myself Mr. Accountability. Yeah, but like, there's a difference between, okay, during Pickleball, but like, never once in your life. It's intense. It gets intense. Was that Danny reading it? That was me. No, that was Antonio.

Did you see Saga? go cancel the person most likely to narrate everything they do while they're alone this is definitely a cancelable offense honestly i don't want anyone what does that mean uh so i think the low level of this would be just kind of talking to yourself out loud the high level would be literally narrating in third person i guess like oh i'm gonna cook now grab the steak yeah I have the knife. All right, ready? Yeah.

All right. All right. Three, two, one. Danny? Literally, we did a quiz on Patreon like fucking three weeks ago, and Antonio was the only person who said that he does talk to himself. Oh, I switched to you then. I don't remember that.

I switched to you. No, I talk to myself. And I do not. Oh, then it's definitely you. I do not. Because it's just most likely to. Do you narrate everything you do? No.

But if you talk to yourself, that's already level one. That's level one. That's level one. I agree. Yeah, no, there's no narration. So you actually talk to yourself, like, in private? Like, if you were, like, at your computer and something bad happened, you'd be like, what the fuck?

I can't believe this is happening to me. Like, what do you say? No, I'll leave out, I'll go, like, if something did happen, I'll be like, of course. You know, like, I'll do something. Louder in your head. Yeah, like, yeah, I'll do something like that. Like, or if I'm walking home, maybe I'll, like, okay,

I have to do this, this, and that, and I'm just going through it in my own mind, but I'm not like, all right, now I take right step and left step, and now I open the door. I'm not doing all that. But, okay, when you said you're going through everything in your head, are you doing it in your head, or are you saying it out loud? It's probably half and half, maybe. Okay, that's enough for me. It really just depends.

It's probably me. It's probably me. The only noise, really, that I make is sometimes I'll hum a song or whatever. I do all the same thing, all the same conversation, but I would never... I never feel the need to, like, say it out loud. I don't understand why people do, really, honestly. I don't know. Like, I definitely have little conversations.

If something bad happens, I'm like, oh, what the fuck? Like, all these things. But I just, I never felt the need to say it. So, like, you'll do that, but in your head? All those things, yeah. I just feel like that's so uncool. Fair enough. It's like, if something bad happens, and in your own head, you're like, like, that's not fun.

If something really bad happens, even if I'm alone, I'll go, what the fuck? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to let that out. You got to let that out. But not like a conversational at all. I want to be clear. I don't have conversation. I never say like, of course this happens to me.

Drats. Which I feel like is what you say. Drats. I have never dratted in my life, by the way. Drats. Okay. Cancel the person most likely to eat something off the ground. Okay.

Cancel me all you want. Look, cancel me all you want, man. I was going to say me. Oh, really? I'm going finger guns again. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. It's boys.

No, no, you. No, no, no. What are we doing? What are we doing? I've seen both of them. I've seen Danny try to sneakily eat something off the floor, and I've seen JT argue that it's okay that he's eating things off the floor. So it's a bit of both.

It's a bit of both. I'm not a five-second rule guy either. I've been eating chips. I've been eating chips. I've been eating chips. Finished the bag, played video games for an hour, And then when I get up, I go, oh, I dropped one. Yum.

I'm not going finger guns. I'm going JT. You know what I'll do? That's not in your radar of what the hell is that? It's a little. It's a little? It's a little. I don't know.

I've definitely tried to stop eating things off the floor. That's worse. No, that's worse because he tried and stopped because he can't not do it. That's worse. Sometimes I'll do it if – I usually do it for showmanship reasons because I think it's funny that people are disgusted by it. There is no way on earth with Danny's personality that's true. You do it to disgust the way other people think about you? The last time I did it truly that I can remember was two wing-eating competitions ago.

I ate it off the floor. That's different. He had a competition. That's different. That's different. That's so different. That's what I'm saying. I knew I didn't need to eat that, but I ate it because it's like –

No, you did. No, I definitely didn't. You think they let you get away with eating 24 wings? For sure. Even if they let – The person actually said you don't need to eat that. Even if they let him get away with it or not, that is like so not what we're talking about. It's not, yeah.

It's what we're talking about three cousins away. It's not what we're talking about. I see. You just compared the story of a wing eating competition where you ate a wing off the floor that you dropped. A disgusting bar floor, by the way. That does make it worse. to him eating a chip hours later. Yeah, but you see, I would not do what Danny did.

Because of the bar floor. Well, bar floor, hot, wet, saucy. Like, I'm talking about a dry... There's definitely a hair in there somewhere. I'm talking about a dry food dropped on a dry hardwood floor or maybe like a marble floor or whatever. Like, I wouldn't do that. All right, now I'm switching back to JT.

I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do what... Well, first of all, I was fully on you with the chip thing And then he said he has to actively stop it like an addiction. So I'm going back to finger guns. All right, what about this? If you're eating at a restaurant and your food drops on the table, are you picking that up?

Are you snagging that piece or are you letting it go by the wayside? It depends what type of food. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. If it's a fry, Danny will take it. I know Danny will take it. I will take every single – I don't care at all. They wipe these tables down, kind of. Is it a chicken finger and I only have, like, four?

Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. Like, I have four chicken fingers. Is it the main dish? What if it's, like, a little piece of chicken in, like, a dish and it falls on the side? What dish? Give me something. Like pasta with chicken in it and a piece of chicken falls out. Eh, I'm all right with that.

Probably depends on my view of the establishment. That's a fair answer. No, that is a fair answer. If it's, like, a Chipotle, like, how often are they coming around? If I drop a little piece of chicken out of my bowl, Chipotle, how often are they coming around and wiping down the tables? you don't need that little piece no but if it's a fry and I'm eating out

I know Danny will just take the fry and eat it anyway so I know it won't go to waste if like I'm cutting steak and a piece falls off I'll probably grab the steak

you know it's food per capita yeah definitely the value thing it's a value proposition people have called me crazy for doing that though they're like

oh you're gonna eat that well yeah when you knock over the pea and it's like oh god I really need that pea off this dirty table yeah okay I'd be like Danny

do you need the pea I'm a plate cleaner That's true. As you can tell. That's true. And I'm... Well, it was deep-rooted in trauma. Yeah, when I was starved in the Russian gulags.

I was just talking about how your family wouldn't let you eat dessert unless you did it. But I didn't mean... I clean every... Your next meal is never guaranteed. Did you know that? I didn't mean Russian gulag. Your next meal is never guaranteed. Okay, next.

uh so i go cancel the person oh look at this cancel the person most likely to say something regrettable on a podcast wow wow very meta here okay uh i don't know who this could be i don't regret anything add that to all the other clips add this someone so someone's watching this clip it with the things i know i know that you want to Clip it with. Clip it. I know that there's a supercut floating around of some regrettable things,

but I do not regret them, though. I do not regret them. But you could classify those as regrettable statements out of context. I'll say this. It's hard to point at Danny for this because he genuinely does not regret those things. Well, I think most of them have an established context

that I think makes them non-regrettable. I'm picking Danny. i'll pick it i'll pick myself i'm sure i'm sure i regretted something i'm sure you have regretted something no regerts no regerts no regerts uh please super cut uh we just added something else to that super cut right after every single thing you add go i've never said anything regrettable on this podcast all right we do this uh cancel the person most likely to reuse dishes for days you see this is my problem i know it's actually danny but i did want to say jt but then every time i do say he does that jt always defends so hard that he does clean his

plates and i've seen danny reuse a lot of a lot of wait what does reusing dishes mean like you don't clean it yeah you don't clean it and then you put another like you you had chicken nuggets in the day in the day and then later on you put more shit on top of that plate even if it's even if it's like dirty and stuff i know you both do it yeah that's a little insane to me i even know i do i am like a pretty wait what's insane sorry like reusing a plate i mean we usually most we both use paper plates yeah i i feel like i'm pretty like i don't know i'm pretty loosey with this stuff like i'm like i don't these things don't gross me out most of the time all you float off the floor i don't care but not like using a plate and then later that day or something

reusing it without washing it is quite insane yeah i don't i don't do this either so it's insane i didn't know i'm not saying i i will say i have i have basically one fork yes that i use and it just kind of stays with me and then if i needed to reuse it i'll go and i'll wash it off and then reuse it again but it is still the one fork is it forky why do you have a fork that stays with you like your inspector gadget is it is it on you right now no that's not what i mean like i mean like the fork is either is is it's like it's in my room why because it's just my fork i don't know so sometimes sometimes utensils disappear around these parts it's true they do somebody's using our spoons i think we have like a little meth gremlin that's like coming around i don't know

Where are spoons? We have no spoons. T-spoons for meth? We have, yeah. That does a heroin thing. Oh, oh, one of the drugs. Whatever. We have a little heroin gremlin.

We have a little heroin gremlin. JT's like, JT's our local heroin expert, by the way. I don't even know. It's true. I guess meth would be more of a pipe. Or blue crystal. I guess that's also a pipe. No, no, no, meth, no, no, no.

Yeah, meth is. Meth spoon? Meth spoon. I think it's the spoon so you can inject it. Yeah, yeah. But I think that's. Do you inject meth? Or no, were they doing heroin?

I think they were doing heroin. I'm talking about Breaking Bad. Yeah, we're talking about Breaking Bad. They were doing heroin. When the, whatchamacallit, when the, oh, no, spoilers. Yeah, that's crazy spoilers. See, people like you are the problem. 10 years old.

People like you are the problem. I did only watch it last year. People like you are the problem. Danny's reused the most things, and it's caused him the most problems, so I'm going to go Danny, if I can't pick. I'll go Danny or me. Again, I would never ever do this. The fork thing's psychotic. It's really not.

You just have a fork. When I need to use it, I wash it, and that's it. I'm not saying the use of the fork is crazy. I'm saying it's – To go back, when you need to use it, you wash it? Wait, that's a great – So it is sitting in your room with little food specs on it right now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's not what I meant. That is what you're saying. That is what I'm saying, but that's not what I meant. See how he does that? I eat it, and then I wash it, and then I have a long cylindrical glass that I keep it in. what like a test tube i have like a glass like it's just like it's just like a like a like a highball glass and so i wash i'm done eating my food i bring it i wash the fork and come over and put the fork back in its spot you have a little fork vase and then next time i go eat food

i don't have to think about like holding like usually the food's hot i don't have to hold anything i just take it right out of the air fryer hold the plate i already have the fork right there at the ready thoughts feelings i mean it's like it's not worth even like i guess fine it makes sense i got that's he listen i can't he can't be ragged on for every quirky thing he does quirky guy there's so many worse things that he does that he can have this weird fork the process Use of life are important if we went upstairs right now. You went up and got there's more down for you Tell me it's clean. There's food on the floor for sure. No, it's clean. It's clean right now Yeah, I'll hold them down go get that your room fork is clean. I mean yeah for the most part

Because you like all the food pretty much, I mean honestly Like I like we were talking about before I have to click if I did what if I were to use reusable dishes I'd have to do so little cleaning because I clean that plate before it even gets to the dishwasher. He's right. They say the dishwashers at the restaurants love him.

When do you even use a plate? I don't. I use paper plates. I was thinking about it. Oh, yeah, yeah. For air fryer stuff. No, I get you. I get you.

I get you. I don't know. I don't know where that lands us. I think with the fork thing, I probably got to go Danny, I suppose. The fork thing didn't help much. Sure. All right, so let's get out of here.

We have a bunch of cards left. We're going to continue this on Patreon. Thank you, everyone, for being here. We're running way past our time. JT, I lied. Jason, by now, would have given us a nice grilled chicken Caesar wrap, and we'd have to wrap this up. We also have to send him the footage so he can edit it.

He's a little sicky-poo. So, JT, tell him where to find you. Let's get out of here. Find me on Instagram at the J-Balls. Keep reporting that J-Balls account, by the way. Oh, it's going well? Well, he's still up. So report J-Balls on Instagram because the guy's dead and doesn't use the account.

There we go. That's true. Let's go mass report that account. Mass report it, and I'm going to take that handle. Do not forget to go get picky merch, pickyboys.com for all of you, and extra picky for the Patreon members. Why are you looking at me dead in the eyes? Look at them. But yes, so two places to get your merch.

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