Picky Boys Podcast - What Mascots Don't Want You To Know - Picky Boys Podcast #175

Episode Date: June 13, 2021

Get your summer merch here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss team mascots that are scary, Frafick run, tik tok vs. Youtube, strange superstitions, float trips, and the terrifying activity of ParaMotoring! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

During the whole tree accident. It may help, it may not help, but I'm not taking that chance. Everybody was like, what on earth is this monstrosity? Medium impressive. But it is about that farfictubing, you know. Hmm? What? What?

Hold on, let's come in here. Oh, yeah, yeah, let's come in first. All right. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the Picky Boys Sports Desk. Welcome, welcome, welcome. My name is Danny Moriarty. I'm Antonio. And I'm Chaz, a.k.a. The Vunderkin.

The Vunderkin. So there's another fight coming up. Two big fights. One buffoonery and one actual fight. Right. Obviously, the buffoonery would be... TikTok versus YouTube. TikTok versus YouTube.

Social gloves. Yeah, because TikTok didn't like... TikTok didn't... Isn't that like... I feel like that's some sort of... Here we go. prevention of STDs sort of thing. Oh, social gloves?

Yeah, I mean, those kids are walking STDs anyway. Don't be safe. Wear a social glove. Wear a social glove. No, and of course, the main card for that is Austin McBroom, family channel douche man. Douche man, thank you. Versus TikTok douche man, Bryce Hall.

Right. And you know, Chaz is notorious, the best sports better that we've ever had on the show. So he finally showed up this time because last time he bailed. I was very tired. Last time he bailed because he didn't want

to put the curse on Floyd Mayweather. He didn't want to put the curse on Floyd Mayweather. There would be no curse to put... The man was smiling getting hit out there.

That's a good point. He was making $100 million. So we'll do it quick because we did a fight thing. So who do you got for Bryce Hall versus Austin McBroom?

Show me them again. This is what they look like. I know you don't... And also, I gotta know who's... Austin McBroom is this guy. Bryce Hall is the other guy. This is McBroom.

Nick Broom and Hall. Why are their last names so odd? I'm going to choose Bryce Hall because Austin McBroom is about to get swept out the fucking ring. Oh, good. There it is. Bryce Hall. The curse has been placed.

The curse has been placed. Bryce Hall, you're essentially losing. Let's see how this ages. Second big fight is the real fight, UFC, Stylebender versus that other guy. I don't know what the fuck his name is. Got him. There it is.

But I think everybody's team, Team Stylebender, on God. I'm going to go controversial here. I'm going to say he's going to lose. I'm going to say Stylebender's going to lose. Why? Because he lost his last fight? Dude, there's something with these guys who were whatever number and O losing and then just falling off the face of their confidence,

like just right on their face. I think he has, like, the mental toughness to not. Yeah, I'm sure you think that. I know you have a lot of conversations with him. I do. I talk to him every day, actually. But from previous records of this happening to people, it's a steep slope straight downhill. Show me the statistics.

There's a lot. I disagree with you. And I think it's like a steel. You have to heat it up to forge it and make it stronger. You have to lose to win. Yeah. That's what I keep telling myself. And just for the – I know a lot of people for the TikTok YouTube fight are – they hate everybody.

They hate all of them on the card. But who do you hate more? Austin McBroom. Just for people that don't know, because I barely understood. What happened? Well, he's a family YouTuber, which something about family YouTubers

in almost every situation rubs me the wrong way. Yeah, there's something... Because in many ways, you could look at it as you're exploiting your children for money. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And there's this weird trap with relationship channels or family channels where if this is now your main source of income, what do you do if it's going bad? Like it's just, are you trapped? You got to stay together for the bag. Yeah, like forever. It's like, geez.

Yeah, and, you know, there's been rumors that he sleeps around, cheats on his wife, and, you know, there was that one video. There was a video that he left in from one of his vlogs. He literally left it in the edit, and it's him starting, and he goes hi ace family and uh and they did they they they're not giving enough pizzazz for him and so so so he like looks at them and he's like come on let's like we gotta do this let's you know and like yells them in a very weird tone and then goes back to it's just all fake yeah not that bryce hall is any better but uh but i i think i think uh i'm i hope bryce wins

for the kids. For the kids. Yeah, I guess so. So if Bryce Hall wins, he gets McBroom's children? Yeah, that was the deal. And then if Bryce Hall loses, he has to clean Austin McBroom's house

for two weeks. That is actually part of the deal. Also, they bet a million dollars on each other. So whoever wins will steal a million dollars from the other one's purse. Yeah, so I mean

isn't it funny that such a manly sport like boxing and fighting they call it your purse yeah I guess so they should call it the bag the bag I feel like

yeah fighters like your purse I don't know I keep money in my purse I feel like that's where money's kept okay I've never seen your purse

yeah well I mean I hide it from everybody else makes sense also can we talk about this water bottle yeah I was just about to say god damn it

can we talk about this water bottle please let's talk about this monstrosity this man walks into this house sorry audio people but you gotta come see This man walks to this house.

Look at this. It's a gallon, baby. Look at this thing. This is the second time you filled it up, too. It's a gallon. Where did you keep this? Are you just holding it? Do you take that on the bus in front of people?

Oh, absolutely not. I got it right here. Oh, okay. As long as you don't put that in public, please. It looks like a fire extinguisher. It does look that. I don't trust you with it. If that spills, that is like a swimming pool of water.

Don't spill all over the set. Because then I'll have to take another gallon from it. All right. And this is too close. There's a lot of water today on this set, and I don't like it. There is. And I was putting in contacts earlier today, and I was like, wow, what a, truly, what a crazy invention. You're literally putting a clear sheet of corrective lens, and you're placing it onto your eyeball.

Freaks me out. Yeah. But those are not good thoughts to have when your hand is touching your eye. Yeah, probably not. Good vision squad? Exactly. Never need those contacts? You're missing out.

Loser squad. What am I missing out on? You're missing out on glasses. Glasses. Not furry, like, blurry vision. Okay, okay. My glasses fogging up when I exist. Glasses are one of the few pieces of, like, men's accessories that we can wear, you know, typically.

I mean, like, even LeBron James. LeBron James had corrective vision surgery, like, 15 years ago. And when he's doing press conferences, he still wears glasses because it makes him look astute and cool. What do you think about that? That sounds like what people who wear glasses have to say. You've never seen a Bron James wearing glasses? Not in the last four years, no. I'm telling you, man, he does it.

It's because glasses are cool. That's what my campaign is based on. Plus, the whole market is a racket. They're stealing money from you because you're blind. That's a difference. Because you're blind. To be honest. I think they're cool.

I like wearing glasses. I could just wear contacts and not wear glasses, but I actually choose not to. Even when I wear contacts, I just wear different glasses, no prescription in them because glasses are cool. Glasses are cool.

Are the glasses to take away from everything else, I guess? Yes. The glasses are cool. I'm trying to send the message to the kids that the glasses are cool and that's it. Don't let any fucking normal eye-having fucking loser

tell you that glasses aren't cool because they are. I don't disagree I don't disagree this fucking man wears them every episode I don't disagree I wasn't disagreeing

I was just saying I was acknowledging that me and Chaz have good vision actually do you still have the video of the example of your vision

do you remember you showed me yes I do I want to put that up for them because he showed me I don't have it on my phone right now

not right now but he came into the room and he said you want to see how I see and I went what first of all

I said what does that mean yeah there's a there's a TikTok oh this is actually danny's danny's tiktok segment danny's cool tiktok segment oh look at this uh so here's a here's a tiktok and this is this is going to be what about i have about the same world like the same vision as this guy and he makes a video explaining what i see yeah wow so here it is i'm

about to show you what it's like to have bad eyesight i have 2200 vision without my contacts this is what i see i can see but far away this is what stuff looks like so now you know and after seeing that i would have argued that danny was actually just blind like it is i can't even imagine it i can see big shapes i can see shapes i can't even imagine it dude i can't imagine it you know i mean you you still got time that's true people people's there are many people whose visions deteriorates when they get 40, 50, 60. Just don't

put a curse on yourself or else you're going to regret it. I don't think we have wood around here. Oh, there it is. Knock on wood. Do you believe on that stuff? I'll do it. You'll do it? I'll do it. Anything to help. Anything to help. I'd rather not do it

and it happens and I'm like, maybe if I did this, it would have been fine. Anything to help. But there's a difference. I mean, do you just do it, but do you believe in it? Do you think it actually helps in any capacity? I mean, you have to believe a little bit, right, if you do it. That's not necessarily true.

I think so. Then what am I wasting my time knocking on that goddamn wood then? It may help, may not help. But I'm not taking that chance is what we're saying. Knock on wood, people. Jesus, you people. It doesn't hurt to do it. Yeah.

I'm not hurting anyone. But I understand that. And sometimes I'll do it too, but I'm saying I don't – I know I don't – it's not real. Also, if you don't believe in it, how can it come true? Thank you, Chaz. Magic. Exactly. I had a little whimsical – oh, yeah.

You didn't like that whimsical thing? Then you just sliced it right in half. No, I mean I don't believe it. Like would you walk under a ladder? If that was my only way to get to where I wanted to go, yeah, I don't care about that. Oh, so that superstition you don't care about. No, see, the thing is, if there was a ladder, I wouldn't go, oh, I'm going to go underneath this because it's cool. I would still walk around it.

But I'm saying I'm not going to not go to my destination because there's a bunch of ladders. Well, I mean, I think I totally agree with you there. I think it's just as dumb. The person who does the superstitions and walks under the ladders and breaks mirrors just because they think it's all bullshit is just as bad as the person who doesn't do those things because they think it can help them. Because you're just, again, you're off. You're all feeding into this thing that it is real or not. Just live. Just live.

And don't... Who cares about a fucking ladder? Yeah. I would still be hesitant about walking under a piano, though. When have you ever been offered that opportunity? I've seen maybe seven pianos being lifted in the city into apartments. Impossible. Maybe 19, actually.

Seven or eight. I've seen one piano being lifted. Yeah, see, if you've seen one, it's possible. Well, you can't see. but that is true you saw a shape in the sky and you assumed it was but that's not superstition that's just i don't want this large object to fall on me yeah yeah i didn't say it was superstition is it is it a superstitious thing i don't know i think it's just you're not gonna live piano falls on you well the funny part about piano falling on you and killing you is that

um when it crashes all the keys make noise and so that's a very comical death yeah maybe that little uh beethoven on your way out you know what i'm more afraid of a fucking air conditioner whose whose idea was it to hey you know what guys um let's put this you know 400 pound metal cube and just hang it outside of the window that it's not attached to anything just the window is what's keeping it it's also like not even halfway in it's like 80 out the window it's it's so far to falling and that happens way more often than a piano obviously i would i would i would agree but it but it happens at a shocking rate like air conditioners fall all the time yeah but i don't think like somebody goes some fucking dummy goes to open

the windows like oh beautiful day outside it's like i forgot my i forgot my 800 pound ac was in the window yeah i i think about that sometimes sometimes when i'm walking in the city i look up I'd be like, you know, I should probably look up more while I'm walking in the city, just in case. Because there's a lot of things you walk by that could probably... How many times in your life do you think that you probably almost died without knowing? Well, I mean, I've died hundreds... I almost died hundreds of times knowingly. So probably at least a billion.

How is that? A hundred times knowingly. Give me one of them. Give me seven. Give me seven. If you have a hundred. Okay. I was riding my bike round 10 and I was going up the street and someone was making a turn

and they almost Yeah, that'll do it. That'll knock out a 10 year old I think you could have taken that hit now but a 10 year old, yeah, you're probably sleeping Drunk Anthony slammed the back of my head onto the pavement That's true, that's true That was a good crack

A lot of them are probably drunk Anthony doing something to almost get me killed Okay, I understand And then without knowing, probably a lot, I don't even know if I'd want to know the stuff, you know? Because I feel like that's what makes people afraid to leave the house. You know, like that shit. You see, I would believe in superstitions.

I feel like a lot of people believe in superstitions because something happens to them. Like if I was walking down the street and then I got a call and so I stopped and then an air conditioning fell right in front of me, then I'd be like, oh shit, somebody is, there are some forces working for me because that's fucking crazy yeah i would actually probably recontemplate my entire existence like what what just happened it's like someone warned you like don't do that again yeah and that actually something like that actually happened to me during the whole tree accident my friend my our friend charlie got hit by a tree during a little storm cracked his skull right open i thought he was dead pool of blood crying danny uh either

way uh i i was i was walking with him but then one of our friend's dad called called and was like where is he is he the hit is he there like because he was afraid that his child was out in the storm you know obviously um and so because of that i stopped and now i have a fully intact skull you're saying that that man who called you worried about his kid saved your skull because i stopped and i would have been walking with with charlie and i would have been probably also hit with the tree and then we probably both would have bled out yeah because no one would have no one would have found you yeah i know oh yeah i mean yeah i thought you're gonna say like a black cat ran in front of you

and it spooked you and then Charlie got hit or something? No. But, so what is that? What did that make you believe? What does that make you believe?

I'm confused. It made me believe in God. It relit the flame inside Daniel's soul. It relit the flame and it makes me, you know, want to spread the word.

Probably put out the flame for Charlie. And this is why I brought everybody here today. Have you seen the TikTok of that kid when he's like, he's like crying

and he's like, if you don't tell everybody you know about jesus you either don't believe in him or hate everybody around you yeah people get a little and it's like all of the above sir do you remember the the do you remember the bumper sticker that was like uh don't hit animals or die or something do you remember that uh oh it was like it was it something with jesus it was i i know actually i do remember that it's like eat It's like you have two choices. Eat animals or go to hell.

Yeah, something like that. Don't eat animals or go to hell. Yeah. People are passionate out here. I hate any human being. Oh, here we go. Totally agree. Yeah, whatever it is.

You can stop there. I agree. No, I know what he's about to say. Totally agree. Who have bumper stickers on their car. Of any kind. Of any kind. No, you guys are bumper haters.

I fucking hate bumper stickers. I'll never I'll never meet that person know them have a conversation with them But now I have this useless piece of information about their life like you don't have to meet them But now you know all yeah exactly you don't need to make a political statement for the purse You're not even like for the person behind you. That's like if I put like a fucking you know I love I love Jesus sticker on my ass Yeah, and it's like nobody needs to know the people behind me don't need to know this that already exists By the way nice tattoo on there true, but no I fucking hate bumper stickers

Yeah, also because I'm reading this bumper sticker, and I'm like, you know what? How about you hit the gas at the green light, buddy? Like, you're making my day worse. I'm not going to make your day better. Especially the baby on board one. Do you think I am, oh, no baby in this car? Let me crash into it. Like, what does that mean?

What is that trying to tell me? I don't, dude, I don't know. I don't know. But my mom did put our colleges on the bumper sticker of her car. Well, you know. Oh, oh. No, I agree with Chaz. I feel like that's still pretty lame.

It's like, who gives a shit? I don't care. I don't care about your kids. But I feel like that's a very- And then if they have multiple, I know they have multiple kids, and now I'm thinking, which kid went here? And then I will go, wait a minute. I don't care.

I mean, it's a very mom thing. Also, it's not like we were going to Yale or Harvard. You know? It's like, this is like a medium impressive, you know? My child went to Greensboro Community College. Yeah, you're a loser. Proud graduate. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing?

I guess my sister's school was kind of cool. No, I mean, I get it. You know, you're proud. and you're trying to flaunt that your spawn did something worthwhile. Yeah, yeah. But there's a varying level of degree to those things. Some of them are like, my child is student of the month at PSIS 420. First of all, good targeting for all these people out here.

I know exactly where your kid is now. A very good Frisbee player went to your sister's school who plays in New York who I met at a tryout, and I made him upset. How'd you do that? So we were playing a scrimmage or whatever, and I was making a cut, and he was making the same cut, and I blocked him, and he's turning around, and I could see the anger on his face. I'm like, whoa.

Yeah, well, stop upsetting people, Chad. It's not my fault. Learn how to cut better. It was a good cut, because he made the same cut. I'll tell you what. It's the name of the game. It's when you can see people's visible anger in your face. that like when someone goes 100% before you,

it's like, oh, I can't match this. Yeah, it's like, oh, I can't match this energy. One of our friends was at a baseball game, knocked over a beer crossing aisles, but the beer was in an aisle that just had no people because you know how they're like separating people because of COVID. And then they sat down and this drunk guy

just turned around and went, who knocked down my beer? Like to everybody, like getting in their faces and shit. and then uh mistakenly one of them admitted to doing it why would you do i don't i don't i don't know i don't know why this very angry i don't know why and now they're like he was saying all right you got to get me a beer now you give me money like this shit in the wise words of shaggy wasn't me wasn't me wasn't me it's like that's all you had to do for i'm like oh you can't admit it now it's over i'd be upset at that person for saying that yeah i would i would shut the fuck up

Yeah, it's like, stop. You know, stop trying to help. Yeah, I felt bad about that. Because it was me. No, I'm not that dumb. I would have blamed security, I think. Some security guy. Just blame the mascot.

Yeah, Mr. Met started stomping beers. I'd love to. Mr. Met square up. Oh, dude, Mr. Met could beat the shit out of that guy. Also, they added a Mrs. Met. Yeah, Mr. Met and Mrs. Met. Yeah, there is even Mr. Matt getting some out here.

You know, you know, there's somebody somebody drew something of those two really getting it on. Yeah, really go go go and go into third base, you know? Yeah, definitely don't Google Mr. And Mrs. Matt banging or porn or something. And if it's not, it doesn't exist. I will make it. Danny's making it.

That's enough. Danny did say he wants to work on his art skills. Even. You never mind. Someone's catching. Balls. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I didn't like that one. No, no, I like it. No, no, that's fine. No, you know, I feel bad now. Thank you. No. I just imagine that Mr. Met's package is like a little baseball bat and two little baseballs. That is definitely how, that is a really good idea.

You're giving these fan art people way too many ideas. That is a great, that is probably exactly what it is. And then Mrs. Met just, it's just a batter's box. Catcher's glove. Oh, batter's box. Yeah, that's a good one too. Strike zone. We're going to make it.

We're going to make it. We're going to make some Mrs. and Mrs. Met erotica. Yeah, let's do it. And then they're going to have a baby Met. Baby Met. Metlings? Metlings? That can't be right.

I don't know. Met. Baby Met. Baby. No, Mr. Met Jr. I'm loving this. Really. MMJ.

Oh, man. Imagine they die. That would be very upsetting. Oh. Okay. What does that even mean? First of all, I'm pretty sure they're immortal. Whenever you add a child into the mix, now you're putting a-

Adding age? You're adding age. Like, they're getting old. Well, I mean, they could still be immortals. They could still be immortals and have kids. That's true. That's true. Well, thanks for that image of now I'm sad that this fake mascot might die.

Thank you for that. Yeah, I mean, I'm a huge Mr. Met fan. I still have Mr. Met paraphernalia. Paraphernalia? Yeah. That's okay. I've never done anything like that. Not a very creative mascot.

For anybody who doesn't know, by the way. Oh, that's a good point, yeah. He's just a baseball. Yeah. Yeah, he's a man with a baseball as a head. Yeah, it's a man body with a huge baseball head. And the same thing for Mrs. Met, except she has a ponytail. Yeah.

And she's got dumpy, too, by the way. Yeah, she does. She does. I don't know. I think as a kid, I was, you know, as a kid, I was terrified of any mascot, like, creature. Really? Like, in Disney, I would, like, as a kid, I would just, like, it would almost be like they put me in a horror house.

I would just be crying at Goofy's face. Terrified. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would also cry. To be fair, first of all, the mascots make them huge. And if these creatures were real, we're not winning. They're winning. These things are big freaking things.

What's the Flyers mascot? That thing? Oh, Gritty? Yes. Oh, yeah. Gritty's the most iconic mascot of all time. Gritty could kill every human alive right now if he wanted to. Well, they revealed Gritty, and everybody was like, what on earth is this monstrosity?

Wait, so what does he look like? I don't know who this is. You should look him up. It's hard to explain. I'll throw up a picture. What's his name? Gritty. I want you to see it, though.

Look him up. What team? Just type in Gritty mascot. You'll find it. Philadelphia? Yeah, the Flyers. With a D? Gritty?

Philly has a bunch of weird. They have the frenetic. Yeah, I thought you were talking about that guy. Okay. Okay. This thing. Oh, my God. Is this it?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's gritty for me. Oh my God, get it away from me. That's the same thing with Sesame Street, dude. I used to cry at Sesame Street, too. I'd be like, I don't want to dream about these things. Big Bird? Big Bird?

Get out of here. I don't know. I'm getting passionate. I was the total opposite. When I went to Disney, I was like, Goofy! And I went up and I hugged his legs. So naive. Goofy!

So naive. Yeah, I know. Danny could have been stolen in a second. No, nothing happens at Disney like that. You know you're not allowed to die at Disney? I saw that. What do you mean you're not allowed to die? As in like some guy, some old guy in the heat, dead, dead, dropped, dropped dead, like face

planted, bleeding, dead. But they called out the team and like the team has to continuously attempt resuscitation until he leaves the park. With a pulse? And then they could pronounce him dead. Yes, that he's pronounced dead off of the Disney campus. Although I don't know how they did it with the guy, with the kid who got eaten by the alligator.

He died on Disney. Yeah, that kid was gone. Well, I mean, no. He died in the alligator. Yeah. The alligator was in Disney. Also, are they sure that he died from an alligator? I think the kid just, like, gone, and they assume it was an alligator.

Oh, no, I thought it was a... No, no, I think that's what it was, but I don't think they actually found a body. So they probably pronounced it like, oh, yeah, dead in the swamps or some shit. What psychopath lives in Florida and goes in any body of water knowing that there are just fucking prehistoric dinosaur creatures living underneath them? We used to go tubing. I would go tubing in the man-made lakes. and they also put man-made alligators in the man-made lakes.

I don't know why. I didn't know that. I never went on again. Excuse me. So the man-made lakes, and they put alligators in them. Man-made alligators? Man-made alligators. They put them in there.

What does that mean? No, I'm kidding. I'm saying that the man-made lakes, they put alligators in them. And it's like, why? And then they go, they hunt them when a few years pass because they've grew too much. It's like, you could miss one. Why are you putting them in there?

It's like, I don't get it. Nobody understands. But it is about that far-fetched tubing, you know? what what farfetched tubing say that again farfetched tubing what is what it was slower far far big fig tubing that's stop that stop that what what is that what is that though um the act by which a kid or a kid at heart goes in the definition yes down a rough stream in the summertime that's what sounds like that sounds like the worst experience ever huh actually not didn't you say you wanted to do that yeah no there's a i don't want to farfick too there's

an amazing experience that i had in st louis where it's called the uh what the fuck it's called farfick no it's not it's not called farfick uh oh my god it's like a lazy river yeah yeah yeah it's but a real river it's called the float trip it's called the float trip float trip and and Basically, you drive your car to the bottom of a river, and you get a bunch of friends, and you get in a school bus that takes you to the top of the river, like a few miles away, and then you just get in there. You have a cooler tube, so it's a tube just for the cooler, and you just get fucking drunk on a big, adult, lazy river, and it truly is, it's fantastic.

And that's why the kid at heart part is in the definition. Well, yeah. I mean, you see a lot of all walks of life come and do float trips, especially in rural Missouri. There's a lot of people. I feel like you're skating around. There's a lot of people who, you know, they're like, they're like rednecks kind of. Right, right. Like, like, like they they stop, you know, do a little do a little do heroin on the river.

I feel like that's a bit dangerous. Nothing like some heroin on the river. I think that is one of the worst ideas I've heard in a long time. What if the cooler flips over a mile and a half? Then you drown yourself or go do heroin on the river. Yeah, you go start to the right next time. Actually, can you pass that around, please? Because our beer is gone.

The cooler tube is the most coveted tube. And everybody takes a turn being responsible for it. You tie it to your tube. But it really is a truly amazing experience. You've got to try it. Float trip. Have you done it? Yeah.

Really? Of course. That's what I just said. Yeah, I thought that you were really selling the pitch. I didn't know you were doing it. No. Oh, I've done it, and I would love to do it again. We'll do it again.

We'll go to Missouri. So my friend Zach texted me the other day and was like, yo, I just went paramotoring. It was awesome. Do you know what this is? What is that? Paramotoring? Is that like what? Is that when you're on like a hang glider?

fucking it's it's it's a fucking psychotic activity where you put a essentially a giant fan on your back i would this is which is a big motor oh and a parachute and you start running and you turn the fan on and then you just glide into the sky and it requires no license no training and you're just this and you can get fucking really high you can get he's he's the max like He said the max he can go is like 5,000 feet. I was like, are you fucking crazy? You could have an outer space guy. That sounds like the Wright Brothers' initial airplane invention.

It essentially is. If you think about it, it's like, what will make me fall slow but give me power? It's just a really big fan. I feel like that's just like a caveman thing. I know. I mean, it's fucking crazy. Do you like it? And I saw a bunch of – oh, he loves it.

But until after, I watched a bunch of videos about it. It's just wild. If you have some time in your day, look up paramotoring. I feel like every once in a while I get introduced to a new thing and I'm like, wow. This exists. Who knew?

To me, it seems dangerous. Apparently, it's not. I told him that I will send flowers to his funeral. Nice. There's no way it's not dangerous. Yeah, I don't think it's like... I wouldn't see my friend flying with a parachute and a fan and say, you know, it's probably pretty safe.

You know, it's all about statistics. I think it's a similar thing with planes. It's like... No, hold on. they they are they are they are planes are technically very very safe but but they seem a lot of people are afraid of flying and and they feel dangerous because in the event of a crash it's over it's it's it's a brutal it's a brutal death and a brutal vision you know you know it's just like you can see a lot of bad things happening and i think that's the same thing

with this obviously you can see oh i'm falling out of a fucking little motor that's 5 000 feet the air but i mean think about it it really is very safe even if the motor dies now you're just on parachute yeah yeah i get it yeah like driving like like driving driving a car is so much more dangerous than so many things that people are scared to do it's so much more dangerous it's the most dangerous thing we do on a day-to-day basis right but now if you talk it's just because that's what everyone and most people do like if every single person was skydiving just as much as driving a car this you might be the statistics might change a bit they might change a bit but i don't know if they'd get to the same they probably wouldn't they probably wouldn't

unless so many people are skydiving that they're like crashing into each other in the sky yeah like there's a lot of sky you gotta buy air but you know boats crash into each other there's a lot of water out there true people are just dummies yeah we can end on how easy is a boat license to get oh you just want one i'll give it to you right now i'll sign up you have to have one functioning brain cell yeah it is and maybe like a working limb dude i literally went to lake tahoe and they were like oh we don't you don't need a license here it was like you just got to go through the instruction manual and i was like okay and and the guy took me through it he was like this is the throttle uh don't back the propeller up onto the beach or else you're

gonna break it have fun go and i needed to know so much more this is not enough instruction because because I'm driving this boat and my parents are on the back and then we hit a wave and everything goes up. And my mom's like, please stop. I can't deal with this.

It's like, oh, relax, ma. I was just awake. The SAT had more instruction than your mom. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then my dad was like, I don't know how to drive it.

I mean, he did the lesson. I told him the two things. The lesson. No, it is. It does get choppy waters out there on Lake Tahoe. Also, no speed limit. So that's good.

That's good. That's always good when there's no speed limit. The water's a dangerous place. All right. All right, boys. That's where it is. Let's get out of here.

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