Picky Boys Podcast - What REALLY Happens Inside A Poké Ball!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #296

Episode Date: October 15, 2023

Sign up for 31 days of content on our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Ash, Charizard, & Wigglytuff discuss what actually happens inside of a Poké Ball, 3D models of your house, and Danny's perfect escape room record! Leave your favorite Pokemon in the comments down below! New Halloween Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ #pickyboys #296

you're a hands-on guy I'm a hands I love I love I love just like touching things as soon as that's true

he loves touching things I wonder how many times I wonder who has ridden the most bulls your mother you can't set him up like that you can't go like

oh yeah dad for Christmas I want this nerf gun and he goes I can get you a picture of a nerf gun on a t-shirt of a nerf gun

oh you would never be able to do that that's what I'm saying you would never that's what I'm saying what's that you would never be able to do that

All right, ready? Yep. Also, we came in just now? Oh. Yeah, yeah. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome. We've got Ash.

We've got Charizard. And? And I'm not a bunny. I am Wigglytuff. Wigglytuff. Wigglytuff. It was a last-minute costume decision. I'm Wigglytuff.

Put up a picture of Wigglytuff. This is good Wigglytuff. It is my fault. It is my fault. And I'll show you why. I got this thing. And on the package, there's two of them. There's two.

So I thought that two were going to be in here. There was one. There wasn't. There was one. There wasn't. There wasn't. There wasn't. That's true.

Yeah. Why even put it? False advertising. Why put two people on there? It's not like a girl and a guy would wear the same thing. It's not even a couple's costume. It's just two Char Tars. It's just two of them.

It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. It was also $70, which kind of makes sense. You go, oh, $70 for two? That's like normal. $70 for one. Now, reverse, now I feel like I got scammed. Yeah.

And they do sell two-person costumes. Yeah, of course. The peanut butter and jelly we got in one pack. The cards we got in one pack. So I thought there would be two, but now we have. Now we have one Charizard. And Wigglytuff. And Wigglytuff.

Wigglytuff. This is a good Wigglytuff costume. And not a bunny. Not a bunny. Just to be clear, not a bunny. I like these glasses, too. Oh, for sure. Were we supposed to have a, what does it mean?

Wait, why do we have glasses on again? I don't know. You know the meme? Wait, what's the meme? The Squirtle meme. The Squirtle meme. It's just cool Squirtle. Okay.

So there's just a pack of these in the house. We can't get on Squirtle again. Last time we did that, we got the video demonetized. Yeah, there's a lot of videos that Danny gets demonetized, honestly. I don't think so. He exclaimed how he wanted to. You asked. All right.

He said Squirtle was the sexiest Pokemon, and then I said, really? It's just a turtle. It's just a turtle. That's what I said. It's a Squirtle. Is it the name? So it's got Squirt in the name? Definitely helps.

I mean, have you ever seen, like, one of his main moves in Smash, if you play Pokemon Trainer, is him just like shooting a bunch of water. And you can do a lot with that. What can you do with that? Give yourself an enema? I'm not going to get into it, but I'm just telling you, you can do a lot with that. What do you think is the sexiest Pokemon?

He would use Squirtle as a bidet. Oh, for sure. Ew. Also, in Pokemon, there's no animals. right it's all pokemon what they eat no there's animals there's because i know like there's like like occasionally someone have like a pet dog or pet cat i think no i think they're all pokemon i'm pretty sure like in the anime or in the show someone has or in the anime or in the game someone has a pet cat that's just a cat no because isn't it meowth or or cat cattymon or something now i'm

now i'm questioning it i'll look into it they definitely they're definitely basically animals because they eat them and shit, too. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I have no idea. I didn't even think about that. There's no pets in the Pokemon world. No.

Also, in reality, Pokemon, that whole world, would be just extremely deadly, right? You're essentially going out and hunting wild bears. Oh, yeah, that can, like, shoot fire at you. First of all, go into the woods and try to capture a bear. Can't do that. Now there's one that shoots fire. What are we doing?

And now this little 10-year-old's running around trying to do it. That's crazy. He catches a dragon. What are we doing? Again, you have to educate me here. What is a Pokeball? What's the question? Is it magic?

Like, what is... No, it's science. It's Poke-science. Yeah, there's no magic. No magic. Okay, no magic. Oh, some Pokemon are magic. We can't...

There's no magic type. There's a fairy type. I think there's a magic type. There's no magic type. Don't talk to me about Pokemon. I know Pokemon. There's a psychic type. That's magic.

There's psychic type. That's magic. That's not magic. Someone, first of all, one of the Pokemon's name is Abra. The other one, Kadabra, by the way. That's not magic? Psychic type. That is magic.

Thank you, Danny. That's not magic. This guy doesn't play Pokemon. Abracadabra? That's his name. No, no, one's Abra, and then the last one's Alakazam. Abracadabra, Alakazam. Come on.

Come on. That's magic. No. Okay, anyway, so it's science. The Pokeball is science. Yeah, so it shrinks them, and they're, like, shrunken down into, like, this little... Ecosystem. Ecosystem, yeah.

They show the inside of a Pokeball in one episode. It's like they have plenty of room in there. They're shrunken down into a little thing. Can a human get shrunken by accident into a Pokeball? That might have happened. That seems like a really intense crime. Trapping somebody in your Pokeball? Human trafficking Pokeballs.

Oh, man. I wonder if they ever... There's definitely a fan fiction about a serial killer in there that's just capturing people in Pokeballs. See, as soon as I heard that, what you just told me, again, never played Pokemon, but the first thing i thought of was what if this is what we're doing with snow globes like what if what if snow globes are just little people little towns little snowmen all trapped

how bad any ball i mean isn't that what we do with we do that with fish and fish bowls right it's the same thing it's true and it can't even snow in there no i can't it's not a big problem but like there's no people in snow globes you should have a snow globe in the merch shop us three hey shake it up that'll be december we got a lower expectation here we we'd have to find a bespoke snow globe maker yeah guys use code picky snow globe with every order but but actual Well, the new merch did just drop, actually. Yes. Two days ago.

New, new merch. It's like the Halloween refill. Yeah, yeah. Just re-up, you know? The deluxe album came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bonus features. So we got two more designs for you.

Boom, boom. And we've also got a Patreon design, which you can't see. Wait, wait. They can't even see it? They can't even see it. Make it blurry. Make it blurry. You want to see it?

You know where to go. You know where to go. We don't got to say it again. Yeah. Patreon.com slash PickyBoys. and to buy the merch you go to pickyboys.com

yeah google picky boys you probably get it all there yes this will be probably the so this is the little this is the deluxe album and then the next drop

will probably start leaning in towards a little Christmas action holiday season action dude the days are snow globe action flying we'll try to do a snow globe

we'll try to do a snow globe I don't think it could happen we're not doing a snow globe what about snow globe I'm gonna order one for me what about a snow globe design I'm trying to give you realism I'm trying to

I'm trying to be real you can't go like oh yeah dad for christmas i want this nerf gun and he goes i can get you a picture on a t-shirt the best i can do is put it on a pint glass that's the best i'll take it i'll take it and then you can fill it with snow if you want and shake it around it's the best i can do the best i can offer final offer you know we'll take it i'll take it no but yeah you know what i actually wait no i have one more thing on the snow globes what if we do this

we buy one custom snow globe one and that will be the picky boys merch giveaway oh for the but we need to buy two because i want november or whatever for the end of the month in november for the end of november you will get a one of one or one of two because we're gonna have one custom picky boys one of four picky boys snow globe okay all right i like that we could do these are hypotheticals i don't know if i don't know who's who's out here making snow globes some elf probably i got a guy he's got a guy we'll talk shop later after this all right we'll talk what what i did hope the most like my my grandma was one of the people that set up the little towns during christmas oh that's cute and with you know lights and trains little people

trains i did like to think that if toy story was real those those would come alive when i wasn't there yeah you know a little you know little affairs going on little gift giving it's like a real community absolutely i love that i and i i used to think the same thing especially with the train i used to have a train as well you look like a train it was so cool do all around my tree whenever there's one of those huge huge little towns that people set up like it's basically a little city i always want to just like walk over it like godzilla and yeah be very fun yeah i want to do that too i'm still trying to make my way to in the queens museum didn't know that even existed what does that mean it's a museum about queens i guess i just i'll just walk but but they

have they have a one-to-one model of all of new york city it's gigantic it's like a huge room one-to-one that's not right no sorry it's the same size that's just where we are it's in a ball Okay, no. No, sorry, sorry. But they have like a two-scale model. I don't know what the scale is, but it is of the entirety of New York City. It's a huge...

Manhattan? No, no. All of the boroughs. Queens, Manhattan, Brooklyn. So his house is on there? Yeah. My house is on there? Your house is on there?

No, it's not. I swear to God. I don't believe you. I swear to God. I mean, it was pre-9-11, so there are a few buildings that are there. No, my house was here pre-9-11. Okay, well...

But any renovations are not. Then your house is there. My house is there. I'm telling you, it's fucking gigantic. You can't walk around it, but they have these little viewing platforms. It's gigantic. You can go find your house. I mean, again, you can look at it with a binocular, I guess,

because you can't actually step on it. Does it have the colors right of every house? I don't know. You haven't even seen this thing. I've seen it in pictures. I want to go. I don't think it has the colors right. First of all, we changed our colors many times.

Yeah, I don't know if it has the colors. I actually don't know if it has the colors of anything right. but it's I can't express to you the scale of this model it's gigantic when you said one to one scale that just means if you go into the city it's there

you guys ever looked at your house on apple maps yes first of all ew I don't use it I just use it for this purpose alone you can look at your house and look at a 3D model of your house the colors are there and everything so they're one step above this fucking Queens museum

it's crazy you can look at your house and a 3D model on Apple Maps. I don't like this stuff. It's wild. Have you seen this shit? I've seen it. Like, your car will be outside? I've seen enough.

I don't like it. I wonder how they do that. I guess they just take a scan, and then they also take, like, a 3D scan. Satellites, maybe. So, I'll show you that. It's all satellites? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro.

How'd they get in my car? I think I know what it was. I don't think they're satellites, because satellites can't tell, like, the depth like that, I don't think. Oh, what are we talking about? Bro, how would a satellite, see, How would it get the color of the side of your house right if it's above?

Hey, I barely know how to set the lights. Get up there. So, like, we'll figure it out. I'll tell you exactly what I think it is. One day when I was, like, probably 13 or 14, I saw a helicopter flying by. We thought it was an alien. It had a green cone. We thought it was an alien.

It had a green cone underneath it, and it was just, like, scanning houses in Queens. And I think that's what it was. I guess they're making, like, a topographical fucking shit. That word was a little hard for you. Topographical? I don't know. That's correct, I think. I think I said it a little weird.

No, he's right. I'll show you guys houses. That would be really concerning. I can show you a random house in Queens right now if you want. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. I'm going to look this up afterwards. Look it up.

See if you can find your house. True. Don't look for ours. I don't know. Oh, is that a challenge? Did I challenge him? Don't press the red button. Don't, don't, don't.

Oh, you would never be able to do that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. What's that? He would never be able to do that. If he was in a room and there was just a button on the wall and it said, do not press this button, he's dead. He's dead.

Or a million dollars. Oh, the button kills you. Oh, I don't know. It depends on how long I'm in the room. Obviously, I won't press it at the beginning. First minute? Well, first I'll – 15 minutes.

First, I'll make sure that there's nothing else in the room. Like, what if the sign says, do not press the red button? You can peel off the do not. It says, press the red button. That's a good point. He's never been to any escape rooms. I don't know how he knows this stuff. Oh, my God.

I don't know how he knows this stuff. Oh, my God. I don't know. First of all, I've been to nine escape rooms, I think. Maybe even ten. That's way too many. And I've won every single one. I have never been trapped in an escape room.

Were you there? I'm not a fucking loser. Were you there? No. Was I there? No. Camp room. I have the pictures with the key and everything.

I did it. I've been to escape rooms. I don't think I've escaped a single one on time without help. They're not my... I don't know. it's not my forte the time if i was ever in a situation where the time crunch was that bad i already fucked up you know like i'm all right because there's we went to an escape room like me and my family and the time it was like 15 minutes for this room where we're not getting

this done in 15 minutes you know it's like that's already enough stress inducing yeah for me it's like there'll be 15 minutes left we don't know what to do and then we hear on the loudspeaker have you tried page 39 on the red book yeah look at it and they're like okay you see i don't yeah that happened to us too the one escape room we did but that's because three of the 15 puzzles three of them were broken

couldn't figure it out oh I did do an online one during quarantine on COVID that one we escaped on time no help I played some on stream

I'm a big fan of them that's actually the only one I did not escape is the one on stream that's because you can make it so much more elaborate when it's a video game

no I feel like you didn't escape it because that's the one that people were watching and we can prove your skills in it no actually You know what it is, too?

It's that I'm not good at the math-y puzzles. I need somebody there with me. But I am good at anything that's like you put your hands on. There's one where you have to use a mirror to bounce off a laser beam to open a thing. I'm good at that stuff. You're a hands-on guy. I'm a hands. I love just touching things.

That's true. He loves touching things. As soon as there's a math symbol, we're crumbling. I also went to one that used all five senses. There was a taste portion, a smell portion. It was really cool. What was the taste thing? The taste thing was like different.

They were little jelly beans, so it's not like anything weird. But they're little jelly beans, and you didn't know what flavors they were. You had to taste them, and the first letter of each of the flavors was the code. Oh, so like strawberries S. Yeah, strawberry B, S. One just tasted like ass. We needed that A bad. And similar thing with the smell.

They kind of used the same gag twice, but it's okay. It was fun. It's different senses. It was fun. It was fun. The one I did that was online during quarantine was literally, it was a live feed of the room, and the employee was in the room. This thing was in Ohio or something, and you just had to tell him where to go.

You go check under there, and he'd go, oh, there's a code here. That's really strange. That is really strange. This is literally like April or May of 2020. So this is, everything was strange. A lot of ideas were coming out then. How else will your escape room, like, survive as a business? You have to adapt.

Wait, were you doing this by yourself? No, it was for work. So I did it with the company I worked for. I did it with my coworkers and boss at the time. We were all on a Zoom call with the escape room going, go check under that plank. Oh, God. What if you just said something bad?

Well, that's why you're around work, you know. You probably didn't let too many things fly. Yeah. Maybe the code is in your pants. You start heckling this guy. No, not on the day, you fucking idiot. Maybe you have to lick the floor. He goes, no, guys, listen.

I know you don't. Lick the floor! How much you charge us? Get on your hands and knees right now. I've seen this. This is a taste one. Go taste that table. It's like Willy Wonka's wallpaper.

The table's made out of chocolate. Bite it. Bite it. I know it. oh yeah starts crying 2020 was weird yeah no i can't do it all that you just show up to the zoom call as jigsaw while you like now cut off your own arm to escape underneath you'll see a sauce we didn't put sauce in here oh god how'd you get this in here that's when you know someone could probably make a movie about that honestly honestly someone can't make a movie about that

because the concept alone of an online zoom escape room where you control the employee already sounds too unbelievable i can't believe that even happened i will say every time i'm in an escape room i think i think i said it nine times i think has it started yet like i think it'd be so cool if the part of the escape room was the check-in process of the escape room yeah like a hotel california thing like where you can never leave well if you have more than four people in an escape room, one of them is useless, sometimes a detriment.

Yeah. I wonder who that would be. Not me. Not you? Oh, oh, I'm a, if I'm in an escape room, if it doesn't make sense within two or three minutes,

next. He's escaped every single one. I've escaped every one. Three minutes is so long. You put me, you put me, let's make it a video. You put me in an escape room.

We wanted to. We tried. We tried to do one on Patreon. Well, you make an escape room and I'll escape it. You could do that. First of all, if we make it,

you're not escaping it. Yeah, but don't, don't do anything like, don't do anything like dumb like you need to like don't do anything possible the weight distribution of this vodka bottle

needs to be half but you can't pour it out you know nothing could be spilt out just start chugging half the bottle yeah that's a good one yeah fucking dude

I could come up with shit yeah no no no creative maybe we make an escape room then yeah just a series of challenges with Danny sitting in a room escape the set

escape the set set up cameras everywhere that'd be cool a lot of sometimes a lot of the episodes just turn into them being here during our brainstorm it's like oh yeah maybe we can do that you know what i don't think danny can

throw a strike you know the thing is whenever you do something like that my first thought is oh we gotta put martin in here oh it's gonna be you and martin for sure oh god is that well then of course i'm not gonna win okay oh god what are we doing here i would definitely want to include some kind of uh you know egyptian booby trap inspired stuff like oh he steps on this on this tile and the the walls start closing in okay you gotta look into how we can do that you'll be the dreamer for this for this idea this trip wire fucking blow darts get shot antonio do you know where i could get poison dart frogs just a little poison not enough to kill them or those those those uh just drank dart them those bugs from the mummy those kill you i know

those are scary also worst way to go worst way to go that's that's the only thing i remember about that ride at Universal. Yeah, the... When you go into the room and it's like... I hate it. I hate it. I do not like it.

There's a lot of fire in that ride. I don't know if you remember that either. The whole ceiling lights and, you know, fire's really a lot hotter than people think.

Like, I know they think it's hot. It's way hotter, dude. How much hotter? It's way hotter. How hot is it? It's hot, JT. It's hot.

That's what I'm saying. The whole ceiling lights fire and, you know... He would know. He's Charizard. That's true. Ceiling's pretty far away. Is that you breathing fire?

Yeah, Jason. Get After Effects. No, no, just green screen a fire element. Let it come out of his mouth. He'll be all right. You know, you shortcut it. What the fuck was I saying? You're saying the fire is hotter than most people think it is.

It's true, though. It's true. It's true. It's true. I'll just leave it there. No, I agree with you. I've been, like, front row or close to the front at, like, a concert that blows fire. And you're like, oh, my God.

Jesus Christ. You know? I don't know how the, like, how do WWE stars do it? Like, because they're, like, right behind the fire. You know there's gel you can put on, and you light that on fire, and that's what people in movies do? The guy runs out of a burning building, ah, covering the fire. Isn't that kind of just a really advanced version of hand sanitizer? No, that lights on fire.

Right. This is fire resistant, right? Wait, what? I'm talking about a gel that just protects you from heat. But then you can't light it on fire. You don't light it on fire. But then he's talking about the people that run around on fire. Oh, okay, yeah.

Then that's probably, like, hand sanitizer, I guess, which is alcohol, I guess. But everybody had that one, I don't know, maybe it's, like, an older brother or just some guy who, like, put hand sanitizer on his hand and then lights it on fire and goes, ha-ha! And they're like, oh, shit, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, how long can you hold the joke until it's over? I also didn't know Ash wore fingerless gloves. Fingerless gloves? Don't get it.

Really? Why? What does it do? Use your phone? You keep using your phone. This is way before. I'm saying what the use is now. I don't know what the use was before.

I think it's a fashion statement. Also, your digits get colder way faster than your palms. Yeah, I never got that. You never got cold? No, I never got the fingerless glove trend. I don't know. I truly... What are these?

I'm sure these were originally for some work thing, some machinery thing where you couldn't get your fingers this close with cloth or something. I don't know. Making it up. Making it up. You know how things change. It's like cowboy boots. People wear them now just to wear them.

They had uses. It's true. Yeah, true. That's what I'm saying. You know, things have uses. What is, does anybody know the answer to this? What is, why spurs? So you can kick the horse so it goes faster.

Oh. Yeah. Kind of fucked up though. Did I tell this story about the time that I was in line to ride the mechanical bull? Did I tell that story? I don't remember it. We were at this, we were at this, well, first of all, this place closed down.

Don't know if it was because of the bull, couldn't tell you. But we were at a birthday party and this guy was in front of me. And I was, so I was second in line,

he was going on to the bull. If you make it the whole time or wherever a lot of time is on this mechanical bull, you get shot, you win shots for the whole bar. Right?

So this guy's in front of me, I'm behind him, he goes up, riding it like a fucking champ out there. Really, really, really getting into it. Makes it the whole time.

Buys shots for the bar. I have to go after him so even though I waited 30 minutes online I went not going and then I went

to the bar you can't follow that you can't follow that and you think and you know they kind of let you win you think they're gonna let me win

after they just let him win that's too many shots for the bar babe for sure they definitely let you win I walked right off didn't care you're getting on

I went I'm alright guy don't worry and I just went right to the bar yeah wow first of all did you lose a bet

or something it seems like a very not Antonio thing to do to voluntarily ride the bull I felt like no one's won in a while, and I was trying to game the timing. Yeah.

And I thought it would be really cool to win shots for the whole bar, you know, riding the bull. Yeah. But someone in a different timeline, I was one ahead of that guy. You can't. I couldn't do it. I think, would you have gotten on right after? Yeah. Really?

But, I mean, he definitely would have cooked me. I've been on a mechanical bull before. He definitely would have cooked me. And that would have been my first time on a bull also. I still haven't ever rode one yet. Oh, really? Yeah. I haven't rode one.

It's pretty fun. we should have a that's what we should do we could definitely find that oh it's expensive but yeah you can rent a we'll just go to a place like an i don't know an hour before it opens they bring a big inflatable oh the inflatable too yeah they bring a big inflatable they set it up it's like probably a couple thousand dollars fucking dangerous thing you see the ones that you can put in a pool the inflatable ones inflatable mechanical that you put it's not mechanical i think but you just it's it's a ring you inflate it in a pool that seems really dangerous to me too but then what is shaking it just somebody underneath don't know honestly

i'm hoping i didn't make that up i saw it in a dream actually so maybe there's a market for that you know i'm not particularly good at it it's just too much i don't know it's i got i got i got a lot of weight and sloshing around it's hard to keep it's hard to keep on you know but i feel like if you get really small you know you got a nice tight center of gravity maybe no it's it's it's at least the people that I've seen do it successfully it's all about

being loose like the looser you are the better go with it like being being too rigid on it will make you fall off immediately

go with it yeah you gotta feel the motion of the bull you know yeah feel it underneath you in between your legs underneath you flop your balls

on either side of the bull exactly I don't know I feel like it's all grip strength and like core strength grip strength core strength

and then the core to keep yourself not fly off you know yeah but you can only grab with one hand i don't know also apparently if they wanted you off for a second like yeah you're off that's why i think every every hour or something this guy fucking let someone win and some guy win i should have just slipped the guy a 40 or something yeah yeah yeah i i also

there's there's been ones some of them have horns that always was weird to me because i'm like what if i like lunge forward and get impaled by this horn you gore yourself with the old yeah i know So I always try to fall back. I didn't know. It's your choice? I mean, it's your choice when you fall if you want to. How many times have you always? How many times have you been on the mechanical bull now?

Oh, I used to live in St. Louis. I live very close to this place called PBR. It's the Professional Bull Riders. I thought it was Pat's Blue Ribbon. That's what a lot of people think. Either way. But it's Professional Bull Riders, and they had a mechanical bull. And, you know, get a few drinks with me.

And all of a sudden, they call me Danny Bull Rider. They call him Danny Bull Rider. It's that skit from I Think You Should Leave where it's like, You're just here for the zip line. I'm just here for the bull riding, dude. It's fun. It is. It's fun.

Never experienced a lot of things. Now we got to do that. I don't want to do it. I agree. Why? Why? I don't think there's one close to here. There used to be.

The place I'm talking about, there used to be. Absolutely a bull riding simulator in New York City. Without a doubt. I'm pretty sure there's one in it. Really? Without a doubt. The only place that had one, I think, closed. I know there's a place in Atlantic City that has one.

Yeah, that one. So 500 patrons coming up. Maybe we'll be there soon. True. And the person who stays on the least long. That was a definitely better way to say that. The person who stays on the shortest has to do something. Cow testicle?

Bowl balls. Bowl testicle. Bowl testicle. Can they at least be cooked? Yeah, of course. We're going to be sanitary here. I don't know. That's what fucking liver king's eating.

The thing is, we have to make it so that there can be no fuckery. The guy has to be doing the same. I don't know if it has a preset mode of just like a 1 to 10. It gets harder as it goes along because I can't be, you know. You know it's going to be you either way, right? Whoa! This guy's never ridden a bull. I'm a fast learner.

I have ridden multiple bulls. Well, I guess they're all fucking electronic. Fuck yeah, dude. I wouldn't get close to a real bull. Are you crazy? Oh, my God. Fuck that. Also.

I would rather eat 10 bull testicles than ride a live bull. 10 is your limit? 10? 10,000. I was going to say. One every day for the rest of my life. For every day you don't want to meet a real bull, you got to eat a bull testicle. All right.

Would you rather? You have to ride a bull. We changed this one. You have to ride a bull every day of your life. Just every morning, you have to ride a bull. You're going to die eventually. This is crazy. Or, at some point in the next 50 years, you have to try to cut off a bull's testicles.

Can I do it however I want? You can't, like, sedate it. Okay. Tranquilize it. You can't sedate it, but yeah. Can I just, like, go at it with a sword, kill it, and then cut off its testicles? You can try. Can I use a gun?

No, you can't use a gun. You said one in every, in what? In the next once in the next 50 years. I mean, you might, you probably will die. I'll tell you what. Is a spear allowed? I'll tell you what. A spear is allowed.

I'll do it at year 76. I'll just call it out, dude. I'll call it quits. They're just like, all right, today's the final rodeo. I'll only try at 76, and you know what? I'll give it my best fucking shot. I mean, if you ride a bull every day, you're going to die, too. It's not that.

It's not that. Let's say you ride successfully the first two times. The third time you get kicked, you're in the hospital. Even while you're recovering, you've got to get on that bull again. morning fresh the milk comes every day dude yeah no i wonder how many times i wonder who has ridden the most bulls your mother you can't set them up like that that's it's still a genuine question i'm sure there's a record but there's probably a guy who's done it unofficially just his passion for the sport yeah wasn't there a new uh marathon record oh yeah well i keep up with

that yeah hold on i don't know it's like it's it's right above two hours two hours and six seconds or something they're trying to beat two hours right they're trying to get on yeah and somebody did do it but it wasn't like an officially sanctioned thing but that's the big that's the big goal is ken is the sub two hour marathon possible do you think at some point with all these records hundred meter dash marathon everything we'll hit a number and then that's it for the rest of we could do this for a thousand more years no one will ever be it that's the peak of humanity probably probably and then there'll be one in every you know million that maybe beat it by a couple seconds there's like yeah some guy that's born with like extra hamstring muscles or something

a couple extra fibers it could even be like oh like 500 years ago nike came out with this new shoe that's like slightly better for running if we're counting that then yeah for sure but i mean you know there's probably people i mean there was some hurdler right that his knee joint was a couple inches higher than everyone else's so when he jumped over the hurdles it was more just a you know like it was just easier for him i'm sure there's people like that all around the world but there's just some guy who has the extra hamstring muscles just doesn't want to run like for their whole life like a freak you know he just doesn't even know it well one of the guys with like he has one of the deadlift world records for his weight class and he's built like a fucking chimpanzee

bro his hands go down to his knees when he's standing wait so wait does that mean then he doesn't have to go up as far yeah that kind of that's kind of that feels more like cheating to me you know i mean he still stands up straight right but his just arms hang so low he's only lifting the bar from like you know the bar starts let's say the bar starts here probably yeah and he's it's like here by the end of the day yeah see that's that just feels just how he's biomechanically built i mean i'm sure michael phelps has built like a propeller or something you know something weird about him yeah they say he has like less lactic acid production in his muscles than the average person what the fuck are you about i was gonna say you ever see michael phelps like

at the fucking you're phelps he's fucking he's terrifying man he's a terrifying man what do you mean he's fucking huge and he has like huge arms you ever see him do like limber up stretches it's it's scary if that was that that was in the water with you that's scary dude him coming after you in the water yeah for sure if i saw him at like the store today like i wouldn't even know it was him oh yes first of all he's like six he's so tall bro okay so someone's tall people are tall i saw this guy who's seven foot well first of all every every every person you see that's tall you at least look at them more than like just a random for sure no no i would for sure be like dude that is a tall and wide motherfucker i wouldn't go that's michael fell if i can see yeah if i'm if

i'm in fucking the supermarket and i'm getting my fucking beans and i go oh that guy's tall all Right, but if I bump into him, if I see him. He's not going to be wearing a Speedo and his fucking 17 gold medals. You're not going to recognize him. I'm not that face-blind. I would absolutely recognize Michael Holmes. I'm not even taking anything from you because you have no idea what you're talking about. I would absolutely recognize Michael Holmes.

Nothing from you. Absolutely recognize Michael Holmes. I had this same argument about OBJ. I showed Danny a picture of OBJ. Didn't know who it was. I would have known. This is slander. This is like from five years ago.

I have no idea if that was even me. It was two years ago. I don't even know if it was me, because you said it was me and someone else who said this. I don't think that's true. I know what OBJ looks like. He didn't have his hair dyed in the pic, that's why. Well, that's a big staple of his look. I would have been able to tell.

But I also know what Michael Phelps looks like more than I know what OBJ looks like. First of all, Michael Phelps doesn't wear a fucking helmet. Helmet? So every time you're looking at him, you see his face. I know what Michael Phelps looks like. You're saying that you see the faces of the players on the field? That has nothing to do with it. I've seen Michael Phelps' face more than I've seen OBJ's face.

No, you haven't. Oh, my God. Yes, I have. He's the most accomplished Olympian. Every Olympics, they mention his name and go, look at him. Every four years, yes. And every fucking NFL game, when OBJ was on the Giants, they show his face when he takes his helmet off.

And I don't fucking watch the Giants because they suck. All right, I don't know why Giants are catching strays out here. Listen, first of all, I'm an avid Olympic watcher. I watch it every four years. I watch it every two years, actually. He's been to a couple. I've been to one, but yes. Tried to catch him there.

He was right. But yes, and I would know if I saw Michael Phelps in a store. For sure. I know I would. You didn't know when we saw Christos Sifano. That's what I was. You saw him outside. You said it wasn't him.

I said it was him. You're wrong about that one, too. That's what I was. You've only proven. I was going to bring up that one. That's true. That's true. To be fair, my back was turned.

No, I didn't see it. That's true. I was going to bring that up. I just didn't remember who did it. But did I not say when he came in and I saw his face? Oh, yes, of course it's him. Well, that's because he already put it in your – If I pointed it out, I would know Michael Phelps.

I think there's so many celebrities. I'll tell you what. I'll give myself some discredit for one instance. We were drunk at a bar in the city during Halloween last year – or two years ago, Halloween, and I looked at someone across the bar, and I went, oh, that guy looks like Nick, one of our friends. Like, that guy really looks like Nick. And then Danny turns around and he goes, oh, that's Sal Valcano, you know, from the Impractical Jokers.

But the thing is, I've always said he looks like Nick. I've always said it. Also, even more obscure, I've noticed celebrities at the airport. I've noticed Lil Mosey. Who the fuck is that guy? I saw him in an airport of hundreds of people. My arch nemesis, that guy. He was like surrounded by his posse and shit.

It was. And he was causing a scene. Causing a scene. Way, way, way different. This is what I'm telling you. Michael Phelps is one person ahead of you at the deli. No one's coming up to him saying, oh, my God, can I have your autograph? No one's doing that.

It's just right ahead of you. I would know. Just his presence, I would know. That's crazy. The air got a little wet. What are you talking about? I'm just saying, there are so many, so many athletes that are really famous that I would agree with you on. Okay.

But Michael Phelps is not that guy. Okay. Maybe you would give Michael Phelps some. Michael Phelps is not that guy. Yeah, maybe you would give Michael Phelps. His proportion, his face, it's all too, I know it like the back of my hand. That's fair. it's Michael Phelps

maybe a specific example Michael Phelps would get my only point is that I think there are a lot of celebrities

that a lot of people wouldn't would like if they just walked by you on the street would not recognize them

now I think there were ones that you always would like Conan O'Brien how would you not like fucking

that's Conan like someone with a fucking big floopy orange hair and he's tall he's really tall I feel like

a Will Ferrell could probably get away he just looks like a white white hair you know he just looks

like kind of an old guy again I'm saying that if you if i saw their face like actually like you know like that yeah i think i'd be able to know george lopez could absolutely get by you because my friend sent a picture of himself with george lopez to us and like it took me a bit to know who that was yeah but because i don't think because i don't think he's very much older i don't think you're good at that either so you want to see this picture sure show me my friend sent this picture to our group chat with

In zero context. Oh, of course that's George Lopez. Bro, are you kidding me? Look how much older he looks. He's got a full beard. Now we know, but it's very obvious it's George Lopez. Throw this picture up. Send it to Jason.

Tell him to put it up. Oh, god damn, that's George Lopez. Well, okay. The picture, I can hear it going, oh my. My immediate text back was, is that George Lopez? So I did recognize it. But I'm saying that, bro, I mean, that's not how he looked on a single goddamn episode of his show. Oh my.

It's not. Also, I saw his face every morning. That's true. Again, so did I. But I'm just saying. And I got it, by the way. I texted. I said, is that George Lopez?

It looks ridiculous. Shouldn't even have been a question. Either way. Oh, yeah, we're good here. We're good here. But I think I'd be able to recognize. You try to catch me with one one day. I think I got you.

That would be funny if I somehow get in contact with someone who can set that up. Yeah. All right, he's going to the deli. Just walk by him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dying on the Michael Phelps hill. maybe the Michael Phelps thing specifically

also and if I saw him I'd probably go like this I don't get it I can just touch I don't know you can't just touch people it doesn't matter

is it because he's so muscular what do you mean I'd put my hand on his back and be like oh it's Michael and I'd go wow these are the these are the shoulder blades

that have won that have won this country gold that would be like this then that would be way like this JT tell them where to find you yeah find me on Instagram at the J balls

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