Picky Boys Podcast - What They’re Really Saying At Nail Salons! - Picky Boys Podcast #150
Episode Date: February 28, 2021Today Antonio and Danny are joined by Amanda and Fredrick who run a company called Revel Relations. We discuss losing stuff in ubers, contacts in the music industry, getting hit on by swingers, and wh...at the people in the nail salon are actually saying about you! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Revel Relations - https://www.instagram.com/revelrelations/ Amanda - https://www.instagram.com/amanduhhgabb/ Fredrick - https://www.instagram.com/fredrick.m.morgan/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/
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We represent music artists. We basically help them.
Getting breath lies and there was no car in sight.
We almost died on a golf cart once.
Wow.
Which girl do you want as our escort?
Swingers.
I said, okay, think you have a good day in Russia.
Oh, jeez.
That's badass.
Everything's recording?
Mm-hmm.
I think so.
All right.
Welcome. Welcome back to the Piggy Voice Podcast.
Welcome back.
We got some new faces today, but first let's go around.
I'm Danny, and I am the owner and proprietor of kind of like a Make-A-Wish thing, but it's
a little different.
I'll explain later.
Enough about me.
Go over here.
Oh, I'm Amanda.
What do I do?
I run a company called Revel Relations.
That's my job.
And I'm Frederick.
I am her, I guess, right-hand man, or woo-man, depending on the day.
And I do the creative department stuff and all that stuff for Revel Relations.
Correct.
I'm Antonio.
Let's start this picnic.
Let's start this.
Get the ground running.
We haven't said the let's start this picnic in a while.
That's true.
We kind of jump into it a lot.
Yeah, but it's okay.
So same thing.
How'd you guys meet?
What's going on?
How did we meet?
Wow.
I can tell you how me and Danny met.
Oh, tell us how you met.
Yeah, inspire us.
What grade was it exactly?
All I know is that he was pasty, pasty white.
Antonio was my middle school bully.
that's that's that's really what happened he yet he used to sleep over my house all the time and
you know he planned to kill me you gotta well you gotta keep your friends close enemies closer you
know he wrote i get it he wrote down a real live plan to kill me not really you know it was the
plan i you know just slip into in the darkness of night and uh through the window this is like
a love story make it yeah yeah we kiss make it quick and easy you know nothing nothing too i
I wouldn't, like, torture you or anything.
Oh, really?
You were going to make it quick and easy?
I don't believe it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just wanted you out of the picture.
But now I'm glad I didn't do that for a ton of reasons.
Oh, I'm glad.
Because I would have got away with it, obviously.
No, there's no way you would.
Who else would you start a podcast with?
That's really a good point.
Yeah.
So, you know, from the lowest of lows to the highest of highs.
I would definitely not be able to start a podcast if I had grown up in prison.
Or maybe I would.
Have you ever seen those TikToks of people in prison?
They got phones.
I don't know how.
I don't know what's cute in your playlist of TikToks.
Yeah, I know.
No, I get that, too.
I've always wondered, like, how do they get that?
Do they, like, shove it somewhere?
Up there.
Yeah, probably.
I think I could boof a phone.
But they have TikToks.
Well, not like a rotary phone, but a little cell phone.
I could sneak it into prison.
Do those cell phones have cameras that can upload to TikTok?
Do they need cameras?
Yeah, you need a camera.
Are these women doing these?
No, no, no.
It's men.
It's mostly men.
I don't think I've ever seen a woman.
I mean, I feel like you just, the shape just kind of.
Yeah.
It's like a coin slot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like an arcade machine.
That's exactly it.
And that's how we met.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, we were thinking about it in the car.
Like, how did we meet?
So we went to the same college.
Okay.
John Jay College represent.
Yeah.
Even though we do nothing relevant to what we went to school for.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a criminal justice school.
I work in music.
forensics trace evidence person um i had a phase where i like smoked cigarettes and like we were
outside in the smoking section and like we hello it'd be just bring just bring oh okay so even if
you lean back oh okay that's okay okay so yeah um i think like i was there with my friend and like
he came up to me and we started talking um and then like he became he went like in my friend
group like he was close with us whatever and then he tried to this was like when we were 18 years
old he tried to get my friend and i against each other okay you started shit first of all yeah i am
an avid shit starter but this was not one of those scenarios because they were arguing i was like if
you guys gonna argue what's the point of being friends okay we could agree to this because i
was not it he was just bored the way i like to remember the story is like i said that you know
she was sitting on the couch because we had couches in the school so she was sitting on the
couch with like the rest of her sorority and then i was coming down the stairs in like slow motion
and like
the wind was in my ear
no we met
we met before
I was in the sorority though
and there was like
well whatever
you were sitting next to them anyways
because you all were friends
and the song was playing like
there she goes
yeah yeah
and that was like me coming
oh my god
I just unplugged my mic
my headphones
you sure
yeah I can't hear myself
for the first time
two idiots come on
they're like
no I still can't
that's crazy
I think I got caught on the chair
oh there we go now
better
I got you
great
so movie montage
down the stairs
she sees you
she goes oh my god
stunning
and I'm just like
that's my GPS
gay best friend
yeah
and there it is
yeah I don't remember
and then happily ever after
we stopped being friends
from like
the end of
freshman year of college
until I want to say
like my junior year
we were like in a class together
yeah
and he would like
sit next to me all the time
and he was
not to be an asshole
but he would like
make fun of this girl
and it was
the shit that he was saying
was so funny
and I was like
They had a very interesting way of speaking.
We're not going to imitate it, but like,
we would just laugh every time.
Like, I would get in trouble for laughing all the time.
Just imagine a person choking on their tongue furiously
while trying to read a story about, like, a girl who is having issues.
So the real question is, what happened to the third friend
that you tried to pit against?
That's really funny.
We're not friends with her anymore.
Well, good job.
Guess who was right all those years ago.
We actually just, she was my best friend.
And we actually just stopped being friends with her in, like, August.
So what made you want to start your, I guess, talent agency, right?
Yeah.
Essentially, what it is, you represent different creators?
Yeah.
So, okay.
So the company is called Revel Relations.
What do we do?
We're a public relations and creative agency.
We originally started working with music artists,
basically helping them promote their music.
Because that's what I learned, like, after I realized I didn't want to be a lawyer
and I wanted to do that.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
we go to john well we went to john jay like you know that's like a criminal justice school
and i'm a russian jew so like all russian jews have to be lawyers or doctors or accountants
so that's like you know but uh didn't want to do it became a writer started working for a
like music magazine and then i started dipping my feet into like other parts of the music industry
uh like record labels different companies different things um but yeah oh back to what
we do so we represent we represent uh music artists we basically help them get their music
like more streams um more like follows on social media like getting their name out there like
getting them on radio shows stuff like that um we recently started working with like restaurants in
our area uh what else we work with like painters um we work with non-for-profits we recently started
working with like jewish non-for-profits which is cool but um yeah so we we're like a public
relations company like we advertising i guess that's another way way to put it so when you're
saying you're working you're working with local restaurants and painters you're saying you
broadened out from the music stuff you're essentially whoever wants to come to you and
get their name out there yeah work for yeah that's pretty cool yeah it's it's honestly really fun
because i'm i'm a writer so i'm like a storyteller so being able to like tell these people stories
like we help them build their social media create content freddie creates like the dopest content
for some of these people um we help them create music videos uh cover art logos like all these
things and you know we we're everything like the biggest thing that we want is to like help get
people's name out there and it's it's really cool because we've helped a lot of people and met a lot
of cool people so that's what we do i know correct me if i'm wrong do you still have background in
wedding planning and event planning yeah so i actually still do this homework
now so so i know kovat kind of fucked pretty much everyone's plans up but you ever plan on throwing
a big event with all these creators or something like that what are the plans so of course i i love
having like big events and i i'm all for everybody getting into a room and getting drunk and
forgetting their filters it's my favorite thing to do at an event what could go wrong yeah there's
nothing right but then i get to watch i'm like yes it's not just me this time you know so of course
yes we want to do that but also it's a little bit harder because we do have clients and like
all over the place so we have like clients in florida clients and like cali clients and like
europe if they need to be and it's like for everybody to come here to come to a certain
like venue like they would have to get tested it feels like it's so much more of a hassle
you know especially right now i mean maybe as things are getting better like hopefully by the
summer we can have that opportunity but like right now because of everything it's like a little bit
hard yeah i'm planning my birthday party rooftop 50 people and that's like hard as can be 52 people
exactly um yeah i mean covid really threw a monkey wrench in the whole world uh but but it is good
like as it starts to like
wane down
come to an end here
now you can just
recreate yourself
like a phoenix
like a phoenix from the ashes
just
just
your new you
I'm very curious
is there a disaster
wedding story
or just
well I mean
it wasn't necessarily
my wedding
but
right
you had a wedding
no like
not like
like he wasn't
it wasn't his fault
I'm really blonde
and I was like
I was like, wait, did I have a wedding?
No, no, no.
It wasn't like a wedding that I had planned,
so it wasn't my wedding.
It was somebody else's wedding.
But I knew somebody,
and I knew somebody's uncle
that I probably shouldn't have known,
so that went in a very interesting way.
But whatever, it was Jersey.
You know, we're not going to talk about that.
Jersey.
That's funny.
I was best man for a wedding once.
And the night before,
I don't know why I didn't think anything of it,
but the night before, we went out to a bar.
You slept with the bride.
that would be
she's my aunt
that would be very strange
that would be very strange
that would be very strange
but I got so
it was probably
I got so drunk
it was probably the most hangover
I've ever been
then it was 9am
and I was the best man
I had to be at the church
and I had to get
I was naked on the bathroom floor
my parents had to come in
and dress me
like a marionette puppet
and carry me to the
to the altar essentially
and I needed the rings
and I swear to god
if the priest told me
to stand up and sit down
one more time
I was blowing chunks on the wedding dress.
Oh, my God.
It would have been all your fault.
It would have been all my fault.
That happens to me once.
That happens to me once in prom, actually.
You threw up on somebody?
Yeah.
So we were actually, we were 18, I guess.
The cab driver was like, yeah, let me get you guys a bottle of vodka or whatever.
So he got us Georgie vodka.
Oh, yeah.
Never again.
Spare no expense on that one.
So I drank it, like, from the bottle.
And as we're driving back from, like, the city to wherever we were going, we were, like,
on the BQE, I opened the window to throw up.
and like the wind
just launched it
all right back
onto her dress
and you know
I felt bad
but I was trying
really hard not to laugh
oh my god
and when Freddie
throws up
it's not a pretty sight
either so
no it's like
the poltergeist
you know
it's not like
it's like
it's like you know
I would love to find
someone who throws up
gracefully
I definitely don't
well some people
just like kind of
spittle like
oh no
it's like dribble
like if they had a bib
they'd be okay
yeah yeah yeah
we actually have a
tradition with vomit
um now let me clarify people are gonna think we're crazy vomit on its skin no um so we when we like
go out like well pre-covid we would go out freddie and i like really drink like when we go out like
we're a fun time right well we're russian so what would we be if not alcoholics yeah um but so we
go out and then we like we'll leave the place to go like out back and we'll like hold hands and
like throw up a little bit i don't think i've ever held your hand throwing out well yeah
Emotionally, like I'll hold your hand, you'll hold mine, you know, like you're puking behind
the tree, I'm like in the bush, then we did some spots.
Yeah, you got to make more room for more alcohol, especially if we go to open bars.
Right, right.
I feel like we've done that.
We've pulled trigger.
Well, we've all kind of like gotten together and been like, oh, we should all do this together.
Yeah, we didn't hold hands.
We were also in the woods, but we kind of just picked a tree and line and all threw
up together.
Oh, that's funny.
We threw up in the woods before too.
Yeah.
We were actually on a golf cart.
I threw up off the back of it, like projectile vomiting.
yeah and then I was like
stop this golf cart
I gotta go throw up too
were you driving or
I wasn't driving
somebody else was
I don't drive
if she told herself
to stop driving
the golf cart
to throw up
I'd be more concerned
we almost died
on a golf cart once
wow
yeah
I wasn't there
oh fuck that's right
he was passed out drunk
we were in the woods
in Connecticut
and there was
like a trailer
a little bit away
from our house
with these
essentially
well it's like
it's kind of like a
campground community
and so all these people
travel around the little roads on golf carts.
That's what this is, too.
Yeah.
Right, and they challenged us to beer pong,
and we beat them, but we were talking mad shit.
Was it Connecticut or Pennsylvania?
This was Connecticut, most of it.
And then they said, okay, yeah, you guys won.
How about you come on our golf cart?
And I'm not sure why we then got on it.
And then instead of going forward,
we were supposed to go to the lake.
He just floored it backwards, and we crashed into a tree.
Wow.
And it was almost really bad.
Did you get hurt?
Almost really bad.
I hurt something in my ribs.
Nick, one of our friends, flew off.
I had beer dripping down my leg.
Oh, my God.
And I thought it was blood.
It was pitch black.
It wasn't.
It was fun.
Why is it so cold?
Yeah, yeah.
It'd be funny if you beat them, and then they're like, come on, get on my golf cart.
And then they just drove it, like, into the lake.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's like, I mean, if we could swim, we're OK.
You destroyed your golf cart.
Who really won?
That's true, I guess.
Oh, man.
He's driving.
We lose together.
That's funny.
It was really unfortunate.
One of them would have to sacrifice themselves.
Yeah, it's OK.
we have this place we go to in pennsylvania i grew up there it's like a community well also
with trailers but um fucking trailer park yeah uh it i don't know like all the people that i grew
up with we all like every night get together and like drink at this one spot somewhere every night
well not every night like every other night well we used to do when we were 16 every night but now
it's like every other night when everybody's right whatever the point is the point is um
There was this one night.
I don't know what it was, but we fucking drank that night.
Like, it was really bad.
Oh, my gosh.
How did this happen?
How did I?
There's always one that messes everything up.
I can't believe it was me.
Johnny, stop it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
That was terrible.
What was I saying?
I think my sister drove at the time.
I have a younger sister.
She drove the golf cart, and we were really drunk, and it was like.
I'm kidding.
I can pick up if you want.
Johnny, stop it.
You hung up already.
This might be important.
Oh, okay.
Hello?
There's no way.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, it's Johnny.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Johnny, hold on.
Go.
Yeah, I was going to ask, are you doing a movie night tonight?
Why, you want to come over and call me?
We're on a podcast, Johnny.
God damn it.
Johnny, we're on a podcast with guests.
Sorry.
You can say hi.
Hi, guests.
Hi, Johnny.
Hey.
All right, and now you can stop calling me, please.
And yes, we'll do a movie night.
You can come in an hour.
Okay, bye.
Are you going to kiss me?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay.
Very nice.
beautiful man i don't know if you might comment like why would i come over and cuddle but
sorry about that uh no it's okay um yeah every night you would drink yeah yeah yeah so we would
drink uh so that night it was just like i don't know what it was but i had like motion sickness
from like me i don't know i just moved my hands uh stop judging me sorry rich you know no just
kidding um what's it called um yeah we like had motion sickness and like i don't know just
fucking threw up he threw up off the golf cart then i throw up but the point of that story was
i was gonna say when i was like in this community you get your golf cart license when you're 13
so the amount of times that i drove that shit drunk as fuck sorry mom if she's watching this
but like whoa i feel like it's good for people to start driving at a younger age and drinking
because they can get a control of it.
Separate or together?
Well, not at the same time, but maybe in the same day.
Give it an hour or two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I get what you mean, though.
People in England and Europe and everything,
they're drinking at 18 and driving
so they can get control of what their bodies are like
and everything before they get behind the wheel.
In some countries, the drinking age is earlier
than the driving age, like in Denmark.
So you could practice and know your limit
before you get behind the wheel of a car.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Obviously, don't drink and drive.
But if you're going to drink and drive, a golf cart seems like a better way.
Or a quad.
Those are fun.
The wind blowing through your hair.
Oh, the quads are fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But all the mesquite.
Mesquite quads.
That's what I call mosquitoes.
I call them mesquite quads.
And I forgot that people don't live in my brain, so you don't know what I'm talking about.
So the mosquitoes, they'll get in your mouth while you're driving a quad out in the.
I mean, a little protein on the way home is fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
When did you drive a quad besides in Israel?
She's calling you out.
With my ex.
Oh, sorry.
Now you're bringing up time.
Yeah, sorry.
The step down from a golf cart is like a bike.
One time I was driving.
Oh, I don't know.
No, no, in terms of vehicles driving.
You're going from four wheels to two wheels.
Yeah, yeah.
Like a motorcycle bike or like a ding-a-ding bike?
Well, that's the first step down.
And then below that is, but the point is,
one time you think, oh, I can get drunk and drive my pedal bicycle.
Ride it.
No, you cannot.
I was driving lunch, and I saw a man who was pulled over
taking a breathalyzer test
and on the side of the road
was just like a BMX bike.
Like how are you so dumb
that you get pulled over
on a bicycle?
A BMX?
Like just like a bike.
Wait, by a cop?
He got pulled over on it?
He got pulled over
and was getting breathalyzed
and there was no car in sight,
just a bike.
The man must have been swerving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He must have been,
his wheelies weren't too up to par.
Yeah.
I don't know how he could drive.
I could barely walk.
Or like use my knees
to like go in a circular motion.
But what a pathetic story.
It's like, oh, why'd you get your DUI?
It's like, oh, well.
I got on my trike.
I was on my schwin.
Wait, so don't you need for a BMX?
Well, BMX bike, you don't need like a license to drive it.
No, no, he's talking about, I think you're thinking about Vroom Vroom.
I'm talking about pedal bike.
He's not talking about a dirt bike.
But you get your license taken away for that?
Probably not.
I wouldn't give them my license.
I'm on a bike.
You definitely get a ticket.
Yeah.
You might get a ticket.
But here's a good question.
You know, like, so motorcycles, you have to have a license to like drive a motorcycle.
so if you get stopped
and take your like
motorcycle license away
because you got a DUI
does that go on your license too
it's the same thing
yeah
how if it's a car license
and like
versus a motorcycle license
I'm with her on this
two different licenses
should be two different puns
exactly
but I think it's the same thing
I mean
because you're still driving
you're in the street
you're still driving
on the same street
and still endangering
the same pedestrians
and people that you're driving with
so
yeah but still
like if you get points
on one license
that's gonna move
that's gonna roll over
to the next license
It's the same license.
It's from the same organization.
It's not from the same organization.
It's from the DMV.
Yeah, but it's two different licenses.
Yeah, I maxed out my...
Well, I think it is the same license.
They're just our classifications added to it.
There's a little plus on one of them or something.
There's a checkbox.
Because when you get insurance,
you get two different insurances.
One for a motorcycle, one for...
I don't drive legally, so I don't know.
Okay, that's fair.
Let's just say,
I don't understand the people that
when they know they're going to show up
to a place and drink,
and they go,
don't worry I won't drive
I'll just ride my bike
how are you getting home
I'm not driving
your bike home
you know
they're responsible
oh yeah of course
you know
I mean the damage
you could do in a car
when drunk
compared to a bike
is minimal
but you could still
hurt a kid probably
or just end up
somehow in a BP gas station
getting a burp
at 5 o'clock in the morning
but that's like
a self harm
that sounds like
a personal experience
do you need a bike
for that
because we do that
with our legs
like you don't need
a fucking bike
never mind
they don't have them here
but this is actually
a real problem
in other cities
like when I used to live
in San Francisco
they had
you know the bird scooters
yes
those things
I love that
people
explain
so you know
bird scooters
and lime scooters
they're scooters
that are available to rent
that are just like
laying on the street
and they have
a huge
it's like an electric scooter
and you open it
with your phone
and you pay for it
it's like three dollars
a minute or whatever
no less than that
either way
they have a huge problem
where people come out of bars
and they're like,
look at these fucking things
and then just like
zip them around town.
Yeah.
Very irresponsible.
Or when you're sober.
You can't really injure somebody
as much as like another vehicle.
It's really about injuring yourself.
But I was one of those people.
Me too.
It's that side of the table.
Me too.
I was like,
look at these scooters.
It's not driving.
Come on.
Yeah, but she was sober
when it happened.
See, I was sober
when I did that, yeah.
Oh, I was not.
And it was, you know,
it was an experience
I got home safely
almost a few tumbles
we had an unplug?
yeah
these things
happens all the time
it's my long legs
the new set will
they try
we'll fix up the wires
we'll fix up the wires
it might be at the bottom
but yeah
I took a few tumbles
on the way home
but it was
it was okay
I feel like after the first tumble
I'll be like
fuck this thing
I'm walking
no no
what you give it two tumbles maybe?
that's what I thought too
the real kicker though
I left it
unlocked
I forgot
when I got there
I forgot to close it out on the app.
So does that...
And so someone can just, yeah,
someone can get on it
and just take a joyride with my credit card.
Do you have to pay for it then?
Yeah, I mean,
they have good customer service, Bird,
because they refunded me.
Honestly, fuck Uber, man.
They did that to me once.
They dropped me off.
I was coming from the city to here.
They dropped me off,
and then whoever they picked up next
went to Long Island,
and I paid for their trip.
How did that even work?
They didn't cancel out my trip, I guess.
So when he got in the car,
they just kept going.
Oh, he must have gotten them on a different app.
He must have been like an Uber and Lyft.
And he didn't close my app.
And he didn't close your Uber trip, and he picked somebody else up in the Lyft.
Wow.
The call that Uber would get from me after that.
Uber would have definitely refunded you on that.
No, I think they did.
They would have fired him.
But the headache of going through this ridiculous charge.
So how much was that charge?
I think my trip was $40, and then that trip was $250.
Get the fuck out of here.
They went on a fucking montage.
Yeah, they were going fishing that day for some reason.
And that's the day they chose to not close my trip.
I was like, come on.
I don't want to deal with this shit.
I will say, but that's what I'm saying.
Uber customer service is very good.
I like them a lot.
I mean, it took a few days, but yeah, they finally got it.
They always, they're always very nice to me.
But it's not about the customer service.
For that specific instance, it's about the customer service.
Because that's just, okay, we'll refund you.
But when you lost your laptop, Uber drivers are the worst people in the world.
Oh my God, I feel that.
What's your story?
I lost my laptop in an Uber, and then I was essentially – I called him, and he was like, yeah, I have it.
And so I told him to bring it back to me, and he essentially held it hostage.
I was like, how much are you going to pay for it?
And I was like, okay, 70 bucks.
You've got to start low, man.
Yeah, well, then he tried to go higher, and I was like, listen, do you want me to get Uber involved?
Now we're doing 50.
I have a story like that, similar.
so it was a friend of mine
and they were like
they lost their phone
in the Uber
supposedly
so they called the guy back
and they're like
looking through his car
oh I remember this story
I was there
they opened this
that was
that was next to the
Ainsworth
we were in the city
at a club or something
yeah I remember
oh
Brian
no no no no no no
you weren't there
this is a different story
similar but different
okay
or maybe it was
I don't know
whatever
I was
I was
I don't know
I don't know
so
so they were going through
like everything
they went through
like the glove box
and there was like
a stack of like phones
that were lost
and then they're like
oh my god he stole
they called the police
the police came
and then the asshole
found the phone
in his fucking pocket
I remember that
yeah
I hate when I get caught
red handed
no no no
the guy who lost his phone
found it in his own pocket
oh I thought
the Uber driver
had it in his pocket
and they'll be like
justice well served
but it was like
it was in his own pocket
and I was like
and I think it's
it was the funniest thing
because they were all drunk
and like from Brooklyn
so everybody was like
we will fuck you up
give me the fucking phone yeah and uh yeah i mean it's funny to think about pre pre-covid like how
many phones and so many so many things are just lost on friday nights and ubers and clubs and
bathrooms infinite just ran it's just crazy yeah listen you gotta look behind you you just when
you're coming out yeah you gotta at least at least give yourself a pat down you know like a tsa pat
no i yeah you have to i was i was in an uber going home from like the office or something and i was
on a work call in the car and i had my airpods in and then i leave the car i'm already having
an anxiety attack for some reason and i leave the car and what right when i get out and he drives
away i realize i don't have the other fucking airpod and the case so close like yeah and i and
i call and usually like when i get like aggravated or like have anxiety i'm like shuffling i'm like
oh my god i couldn't find it i go inside my house i'm fucking yelling at everybody and i'm calling
the uber driver not picking up yeah like your your your phone is right there like he's not picking up
And you have to call the Uber driver through the Uber app.
Oh, my God.
So I ended up going back outside.
It was on the floor.
Oh.
At least that's a happy ending.
It is a happy ending.
He actually drove back and just threw it out the window.
Yeah, he's like, oh, God, what am I going to do with Juan?
The best part is when they're talking about you in a different language.
That's like at the nail salon.
But you also speak that language and they don't know.
Has that happened?
I've always wanted to have that.
That has happened to me.
But I'm illiterate.
Do you guys speak other languages?
No.
I could understand a little bit of Italian.
If someone called me an asshole, I could probably understand.
Hey, boppery booppery.
Yeah, exactly.
That's pretty much, that's essentially what it is.
Are you fully Italian?
Like both your parents are Italian?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, what about you?
I'm Irish and Spanish.
That's, would you stop with that?
It is true.
75% Irish, 25% Spanish.
I'm not talking about 116.
25%, my grandmother is fully Spanish.
Like ole?
Or abuela?
It's not.
Spanish from where?
Abuela.
Everybody always asks this as it detracts.
It's Spanish from Spain, but still.
There's a difference.
There's a difference.
There is a difference.
If you're from Spain, you are Spanish.
If you are from the Latin Americas, you are Latin.
If you're from Mexico, you're Mexican.
You're Mexican, exactly.
But the umbrella term, I've looked this up,
the umbrella term for all of them is Hispanic.
Hispanic, not Spanish, exactly.
Not Spanish.
So you're Hispanic.
Because you're of Spanish origin.
Technically, you're Hispanic.
But no one would know.
So you heard someone talk about you in a different language
while you were...
What were you doing?
I was in a nail hair salon, whatever.
a nail hair salon
and so basically
the lady was like
talking about me
with her friend
and I was like
when's a good moment
to jump in
you know
what language
it was Russian
oh okay
it was a Russian nail salon
so they were speaking
and they were like
talking about like
I don't know
either they called me fat
or whatever
I don't know
something
they threw insults at me
insulting
something insulting
right
so then afterwards
I basically like
I waited
and then like
they finished
and I was like
they're like
okay thank you
and I said
okay thank you
have a good day
in Russian
oh jeez
badass
that's awesome
Tatiana Svitlana
and Masha
you can just see
all the color
flush out of their face
and she's like
oh my god
ah
so she like
she comes to me
and brings me
she's like
you want some tea
you want a massage
come sit over here
don't shut us down
we're not legally here
you know
so
you just go
no I don't want to
but I didn't have to pay
for all my nails
and hair
so then I told
all my other friends
you got a discount
yeah I told my friends
who also rushed on my mind
like go
look like shit
they're gonna talk about you
it's gonna be free
and then you drop the bomb
right exactly
that's a good strategy
I think they're closed now
i wasn't i mean where we're from you got the free things yeah yeah we live in like a predominantly
russian neighborhood so everybody's gonna fucking talk shit but i was in atlantic city with my
friends for one night and obviously when you go to atlantic city and you're single you look like a
hoe so that's like you know whatever class so it was like four of us we were in the elevator and
there was this couple they're like old couple and the woman goes to her husband she's like uh
like which which girl do you want like as we're escorts swingers yeah swingers she was like that
But she called us prostitutes.
Right.
She literally called it.
She thought I wasn't Russian.
She thought we weren't Russian at all.
So then as I'm leaving the elevator, I was like, yeah, like,
which one?
Choose one.
And she was like, oh, you're so pretty.
We choose you.
Like a Pokemon.
That must be so awkward.
Just for them.
For them, I don't know.
Fuck them.
Hey, they're men swingers, you know?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Is that a swinger?
I guess so.
That's a swinger.
I think it came more as an insult.
maybe she's
maybe she's being cucked
she's being cucked
yeah because the husband
would be fucking
the cross-stitcher
you like a good cuck
she would just watch
and be like
and you would
they like that
they had that
in Florida
oh my god
we went to Florida
a lot of cucks
where did we go
Tampa
what was it
Vistal Delray
where did we go
Delray Beach
or something like that
there was like all swingers
yeah
like 56 years old
I'm like
I could smell the syphilis
smell the syphilis
isn't there
there really are swingers
I know a few people
who live down there
I don't think they're swingers
but
yeah I mean
they might be
that would be weird
they're my family
so
oh well
I mean you know
family members
are into weird shit
what can you do
double life
yeah I almost
slept with my aunt
on our wedding day
that would be
fucking weird
that's funny
yeah we can end it here
I'm cool
you guys are okay
yeah
whatever y'all want
I have no problem
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