Picky Boys Podcast - What They’re Really Saying At Nail Salons! - Picky Boys Podcast #150

Episode Date: February 28, 2021

Today Antonio and Danny are joined by Amanda and Fredrick who run a company called Revel Relations. We discuss losing stuff in ubers, contacts in the music industry, getting hit on by swingers, and wh...at the people in the nail salon are actually saying about you! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Revel Relations - https://www.instagram.com/revelrelations/ Amanda - https://www.instagram.com/amanduhhgabb/ Fredrick - https://www.instagram.com/fredrick.m.morgan/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We represent music artists. We basically help them. Getting breath lies and there was no car in sight. We almost died on a golf cart once. Wow. Which girl do you want as our escort? Swingers. I said, okay, think you have a good day in Russia. Oh, jeez.
Starting point is 00:00:14 That's badass. Everything's recording? Mm-hmm. I think so. All right. Welcome. Welcome back to the Piggy Voice Podcast. Welcome back. We got some new faces today, but first let's go around.
Starting point is 00:00:23 I'm Danny, and I am the owner and proprietor of kind of like a Make-A-Wish thing, but it's a little different. I'll explain later. Enough about me. Go over here. Oh, I'm Amanda. What do I do? I run a company called Revel Relations.
Starting point is 00:00:42 That's my job. And I'm Frederick. I am her, I guess, right-hand man, or woo-man, depending on the day. And I do the creative department stuff and all that stuff for Revel Relations. Correct. I'm Antonio. Let's start this picnic. Let's start this.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Get the ground running. We haven't said the let's start this picnic in a while. That's true. We kind of jump into it a lot. Yeah, but it's okay. So same thing. How'd you guys meet? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:01:08 How did we meet? Wow. I can tell you how me and Danny met. Oh, tell us how you met. Yeah, inspire us. What grade was it exactly? All I know is that he was pasty, pasty white. Antonio was my middle school bully.
Starting point is 00:01:22 that's that's that's really what happened he yet he used to sleep over my house all the time and you know he planned to kill me you gotta well you gotta keep your friends close enemies closer you know he wrote i get it he wrote down a real live plan to kill me not really you know it was the plan i you know just slip into in the darkness of night and uh through the window this is like a love story make it yeah yeah we kiss make it quick and easy you know nothing nothing too i I wouldn't, like, torture you or anything. Oh, really? You were going to make it quick and easy?
Starting point is 00:01:52 I don't believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted you out of the picture. But now I'm glad I didn't do that for a ton of reasons. Oh, I'm glad. Because I would have got away with it, obviously. No, there's no way you would. Who else would you start a podcast with?
Starting point is 00:02:06 That's really a good point. Yeah. So, you know, from the lowest of lows to the highest of highs. I would definitely not be able to start a podcast if I had grown up in prison. Or maybe I would. Have you ever seen those TikToks of people in prison? They got phones. I don't know how.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I don't know what's cute in your playlist of TikToks. Yeah, I know. No, I get that, too. I've always wondered, like, how do they get that? Do they, like, shove it somewhere? Up there. Yeah, probably. I think I could boof a phone.
Starting point is 00:02:35 But they have TikToks. Well, not like a rotary phone, but a little cell phone. I could sneak it into prison. Do those cell phones have cameras that can upload to TikTok? Do they need cameras? Yeah, you need a camera. Are these women doing these? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:02:48 It's men. It's mostly men. I don't think I've ever seen a woman. I mean, I feel like you just, the shape just kind of. Yeah. It's like a coin slot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an arcade machine.
Starting point is 00:02:57 That's exactly it. And that's how we met. Okay. Okay. You know, we were thinking about it in the car. Like, how did we meet? So we went to the same college. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:06 John Jay College represent. Yeah. Even though we do nothing relevant to what we went to school for. Yeah, yeah. It was a criminal justice school. I work in music. forensics trace evidence person um i had a phase where i like smoked cigarettes and like we were outside in the smoking section and like we hello it'd be just bring just bring oh okay so even if
Starting point is 00:03:26 you lean back oh okay that's okay okay so yeah um i think like i was there with my friend and like he came up to me and we started talking um and then like he became he went like in my friend group like he was close with us whatever and then he tried to this was like when we were 18 years old he tried to get my friend and i against each other okay you started shit first of all yeah i am an avid shit starter but this was not one of those scenarios because they were arguing i was like if you guys gonna argue what's the point of being friends okay we could agree to this because i was not it he was just bored the way i like to remember the story is like i said that you know she was sitting on the couch because we had couches in the school so she was sitting on the
Starting point is 00:04:06 couch with like the rest of her sorority and then i was coming down the stairs in like slow motion and like the wind was in my ear no we met we met before I was in the sorority though and there was like well whatever
Starting point is 00:04:16 you were sitting next to them anyways because you all were friends and the song was playing like there she goes yeah yeah and that was like me coming oh my god I just unplugged my mic
Starting point is 00:04:24 my headphones you sure yeah I can't hear myself for the first time two idiots come on they're like no I still can't that's crazy
Starting point is 00:04:33 I think I got caught on the chair oh there we go now better I got you great so movie montage down the stairs she sees you
Starting point is 00:04:43 she goes oh my god stunning and I'm just like that's my GPS gay best friend yeah and there it is yeah I don't remember
Starting point is 00:04:49 and then happily ever after we stopped being friends from like the end of freshman year of college until I want to say like my junior year we were like in a class together
Starting point is 00:04:59 yeah and he would like sit next to me all the time and he was not to be an asshole but he would like make fun of this girl and it was
Starting point is 00:05:04 the shit that he was saying was so funny and I was like They had a very interesting way of speaking. We're not going to imitate it, but like, we would just laugh every time. Like, I would get in trouble for laughing all the time. Just imagine a person choking on their tongue furiously
Starting point is 00:05:20 while trying to read a story about, like, a girl who is having issues. So the real question is, what happened to the third friend that you tried to pit against? That's really funny. We're not friends with her anymore. Well, good job. Guess who was right all those years ago. We actually just, she was my best friend.
Starting point is 00:05:37 And we actually just stopped being friends with her in, like, August. So what made you want to start your, I guess, talent agency, right? Yeah. Essentially, what it is, you represent different creators? Yeah. So, okay. So the company is called Revel Relations. What do we do?
Starting point is 00:05:52 We're a public relations and creative agency. We originally started working with music artists, basically helping them promote their music. Because that's what I learned, like, after I realized I didn't want to be a lawyer and I wanted to do that. Oh, yeah. Damn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:07 we go to john well we went to john jay like you know that's like a criminal justice school and i'm a russian jew so like all russian jews have to be lawyers or doctors or accountants so that's like you know but uh didn't want to do it became a writer started working for a like music magazine and then i started dipping my feet into like other parts of the music industry uh like record labels different companies different things um but yeah oh back to what we do so we represent we represent uh music artists we basically help them get their music like more streams um more like follows on social media like getting their name out there like getting them on radio shows stuff like that um we recently started working with like restaurants in
Starting point is 00:06:50 our area uh what else we work with like painters um we work with non-for-profits we recently started working with like jewish non-for-profits which is cool but um yeah so we we're like a public relations company like we advertising i guess that's another way way to put it so when you're saying you're working you're working with local restaurants and painters you're saying you broadened out from the music stuff you're essentially whoever wants to come to you and get their name out there yeah work for yeah that's pretty cool yeah it's it's honestly really fun because i'm i'm a writer so i'm like a storyteller so being able to like tell these people stories like we help them build their social media create content freddie creates like the dopest content
Starting point is 00:07:27 for some of these people um we help them create music videos uh cover art logos like all these things and you know we we're everything like the biggest thing that we want is to like help get people's name out there and it's it's really cool because we've helped a lot of people and met a lot of cool people so that's what we do i know correct me if i'm wrong do you still have background in wedding planning and event planning yeah so i actually still do this homework now so so i know kovat kind of fucked pretty much everyone's plans up but you ever plan on throwing a big event with all these creators or something like that what are the plans so of course i i love having like big events and i i'm all for everybody getting into a room and getting drunk and
Starting point is 00:08:13 forgetting their filters it's my favorite thing to do at an event what could go wrong yeah there's nothing right but then i get to watch i'm like yes it's not just me this time you know so of course yes we want to do that but also it's a little bit harder because we do have clients and like all over the place so we have like clients in florida clients and like cali clients and like europe if they need to be and it's like for everybody to come here to come to a certain like venue like they would have to get tested it feels like it's so much more of a hassle you know especially right now i mean maybe as things are getting better like hopefully by the summer we can have that opportunity but like right now because of everything it's like a little bit
Starting point is 00:08:55 hard yeah i'm planning my birthday party rooftop 50 people and that's like hard as can be 52 people exactly um yeah i mean covid really threw a monkey wrench in the whole world uh but but it is good like as it starts to like wane down come to an end here now you can just recreate yourself like a phoenix
Starting point is 00:09:17 like a phoenix from the ashes just just your new you I'm very curious is there a disaster wedding story or just
Starting point is 00:09:25 well I mean it wasn't necessarily my wedding but right you had a wedding no like not like
Starting point is 00:09:35 like he wasn't it wasn't his fault I'm really blonde and I was like I was like, wait, did I have a wedding? No, no, no. It wasn't like a wedding that I had planned, so it wasn't my wedding.
Starting point is 00:09:45 It was somebody else's wedding. But I knew somebody, and I knew somebody's uncle that I probably shouldn't have known, so that went in a very interesting way. But whatever, it was Jersey. You know, we're not going to talk about that. Jersey.
Starting point is 00:09:56 That's funny. I was best man for a wedding once. And the night before, I don't know why I didn't think anything of it, but the night before, we went out to a bar. You slept with the bride. that would be she's my aunt
Starting point is 00:10:10 that would be very strange that would be very strange that would be very strange but I got so it was probably I got so drunk it was probably the most hangover I've ever been
Starting point is 00:10:21 then it was 9am and I was the best man I had to be at the church and I had to get I was naked on the bathroom floor my parents had to come in and dress me like a marionette puppet
Starting point is 00:10:29 and carry me to the to the altar essentially and I needed the rings and I swear to god if the priest told me to stand up and sit down one more time I was blowing chunks on the wedding dress.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Oh, my God. It would have been all your fault. It would have been all my fault. That happens to me once. That happens to me once in prom, actually. You threw up on somebody? Yeah. So we were actually, we were 18, I guess.
Starting point is 00:10:47 The cab driver was like, yeah, let me get you guys a bottle of vodka or whatever. So he got us Georgie vodka. Oh, yeah. Never again. Spare no expense on that one. So I drank it, like, from the bottle. And as we're driving back from, like, the city to wherever we were going, we were, like, on the BQE, I opened the window to throw up.
Starting point is 00:11:04 and like the wind just launched it all right back onto her dress and you know I felt bad but I was trying really hard not to laugh
Starting point is 00:11:12 oh my god and when Freddie throws up it's not a pretty sight either so no it's like the poltergeist you know
Starting point is 00:11:17 it's not like it's like it's like you know I would love to find someone who throws up gracefully I definitely don't well some people
Starting point is 00:11:25 just like kind of spittle like oh no it's like dribble like if they had a bib they'd be okay yeah yeah yeah we actually have a
Starting point is 00:11:32 tradition with vomit um now let me clarify people are gonna think we're crazy vomit on its skin no um so we when we like go out like well pre-covid we would go out freddie and i like really drink like when we go out like we're a fun time right well we're russian so what would we be if not alcoholics yeah um but so we go out and then we like we'll leave the place to go like out back and we'll like hold hands and like throw up a little bit i don't think i've ever held your hand throwing out well yeah Emotionally, like I'll hold your hand, you'll hold mine, you know, like you're puking behind the tree, I'm like in the bush, then we did some spots.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yeah, you got to make more room for more alcohol, especially if we go to open bars. Right, right. I feel like we've done that. We've pulled trigger. Well, we've all kind of like gotten together and been like, oh, we should all do this together. Yeah, we didn't hold hands. We were also in the woods, but we kind of just picked a tree and line and all threw up together.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Oh, that's funny. We threw up in the woods before too. Yeah. We were actually on a golf cart. I threw up off the back of it, like projectile vomiting. yeah and then I was like stop this golf cart I gotta go throw up too
Starting point is 00:12:31 were you driving or I wasn't driving somebody else was I don't drive if she told herself to stop driving the golf cart to throw up
Starting point is 00:12:37 I'd be more concerned we almost died on a golf cart once wow yeah I wasn't there oh fuck that's right he was passed out drunk
Starting point is 00:12:45 we were in the woods in Connecticut and there was like a trailer a little bit away from our house with these essentially
Starting point is 00:12:52 well it's like it's kind of like a campground community and so all these people travel around the little roads on golf carts. That's what this is, too. Yeah. Right, and they challenged us to beer pong,
Starting point is 00:13:03 and we beat them, but we were talking mad shit. Was it Connecticut or Pennsylvania? This was Connecticut, most of it. And then they said, okay, yeah, you guys won. How about you come on our golf cart? And I'm not sure why we then got on it. And then instead of going forward, we were supposed to go to the lake.
Starting point is 00:13:18 He just floored it backwards, and we crashed into a tree. Wow. And it was almost really bad. Did you get hurt? Almost really bad. I hurt something in my ribs. Nick, one of our friends, flew off. I had beer dripping down my leg.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Oh, my God. And I thought it was blood. It was pitch black. It wasn't. It was fun. Why is it so cold? Yeah, yeah. It'd be funny if you beat them, and then they're like, come on, get on my golf cart.
Starting point is 00:13:38 And then they just drove it, like, into the lake. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like, I mean, if we could swim, we're OK. You destroyed your golf cart. Who really won? That's true, I guess. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:13:45 He's driving. We lose together. That's funny. It was really unfortunate. One of them would have to sacrifice themselves. Yeah, it's OK. we have this place we go to in pennsylvania i grew up there it's like a community well also with trailers but um fucking trailer park yeah uh it i don't know like all the people that i grew
Starting point is 00:14:01 up with we all like every night get together and like drink at this one spot somewhere every night well not every night like every other night well we used to do when we were 16 every night but now it's like every other night when everybody's right whatever the point is the point is um There was this one night. I don't know what it was, but we fucking drank that night. Like, it was really bad. Oh, my gosh. How did this happen?
Starting point is 00:14:26 How did I? There's always one that messes everything up. I can't believe it was me. Johnny, stop it. Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry. That was terrible. What was I saying?
Starting point is 00:14:35 I think my sister drove at the time. I have a younger sister. She drove the golf cart, and we were really drunk, and it was like. I'm kidding. I can pick up if you want. Johnny, stop it. You hung up already. This might be important.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Oh, okay. Hello? There's no way. Wait, hold on. Yeah, it's Johnny. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Johnny, hold on.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Go. Yeah, I was going to ask, are you doing a movie night tonight? Why, you want to come over and call me? We're on a podcast, Johnny. God damn it. Johnny, we're on a podcast with guests. Sorry. You can say hi.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Hi, guests. Hi, Johnny. Hey. All right, and now you can stop calling me, please. And yes, we'll do a movie night. You can come in an hour. Okay, bye. Are you going to kiss me?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Yes, absolutely. Okay. Very nice. beautiful man i don't know if you might comment like why would i come over and cuddle but sorry about that uh no it's okay um yeah every night you would drink yeah yeah yeah so we would drink uh so that night it was just like i don't know what it was but i had like motion sickness from like me i don't know i just moved my hands uh stop judging me sorry rich you know no just kidding um what's it called um yeah we like had motion sickness and like i don't know just
Starting point is 00:15:49 fucking threw up he threw up off the golf cart then i throw up but the point of that story was i was gonna say when i was like in this community you get your golf cart license when you're 13 so the amount of times that i drove that shit drunk as fuck sorry mom if she's watching this but like whoa i feel like it's good for people to start driving at a younger age and drinking because they can get a control of it. Separate or together? Well, not at the same time, but maybe in the same day. Give it an hour or two.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get what you mean, though. People in England and Europe and everything, they're drinking at 18 and driving so they can get control of what their bodies are like and everything before they get behind the wheel. In some countries, the drinking age is earlier than the driving age, like in Denmark.
Starting point is 00:16:31 So you could practice and know your limit before you get behind the wheel of a car. Yeah, that's a good point. Obviously, don't drink and drive. But if you're going to drink and drive, a golf cart seems like a better way. Or a quad. Those are fun. The wind blowing through your hair.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Oh, the quads are fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But all the mesquite. Mesquite quads. That's what I call mosquitoes. I call them mesquite quads. And I forgot that people don't live in my brain, so you don't know what I'm talking about. So the mosquitoes, they'll get in your mouth while you're driving a quad out in the.
Starting point is 00:17:00 I mean, a little protein on the way home is fine. Yeah, that's fine. When did you drive a quad besides in Israel? She's calling you out. With my ex. Oh, sorry. Now you're bringing up time. Yeah, sorry.
Starting point is 00:17:12 The step down from a golf cart is like a bike. One time I was driving. Oh, I don't know. No, no, in terms of vehicles driving. You're going from four wheels to two wheels. Yeah, yeah. Like a motorcycle bike or like a ding-a-ding bike? Well, that's the first step down.
Starting point is 00:17:24 And then below that is, but the point is, one time you think, oh, I can get drunk and drive my pedal bicycle. Ride it. No, you cannot. I was driving lunch, and I saw a man who was pulled over taking a breathalyzer test and on the side of the road was just like a BMX bike.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Like how are you so dumb that you get pulled over on a bicycle? A BMX? Like just like a bike. Wait, by a cop? He got pulled over on it? He got pulled over
Starting point is 00:17:50 and was getting breathalyzed and there was no car in sight, just a bike. The man must have been swerving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He must have been, his wheelies weren't too up to par. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I don't know how he could drive. I could barely walk. Or like use my knees to like go in a circular motion. But what a pathetic story. It's like, oh, why'd you get your DUI? It's like, oh, well. I got on my trike.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I was on my schwin. Wait, so don't you need for a BMX? Well, BMX bike, you don't need like a license to drive it. No, no, he's talking about, I think you're thinking about Vroom Vroom. I'm talking about pedal bike. He's not talking about a dirt bike. But you get your license taken away for that? Probably not.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I wouldn't give them my license. I'm on a bike. You definitely get a ticket. Yeah. You might get a ticket. But here's a good question. You know, like, so motorcycles, you have to have a license to like drive a motorcycle. so if you get stopped
Starting point is 00:18:38 and take your like motorcycle license away because you got a DUI does that go on your license too it's the same thing yeah how if it's a car license and like
Starting point is 00:18:46 versus a motorcycle license I'm with her on this two different licenses should be two different puns exactly but I think it's the same thing I mean because you're still driving
Starting point is 00:18:54 you're in the street you're still driving on the same street and still endangering the same pedestrians and people that you're driving with so yeah but still
Starting point is 00:19:01 like if you get points on one license that's gonna move that's gonna roll over to the next license It's the same license. It's from the same organization. It's not from the same organization.
Starting point is 00:19:09 It's from the DMV. Yeah, but it's two different licenses. Yeah, I maxed out my... Well, I think it is the same license. They're just our classifications added to it. There's a little plus on one of them or something. There's a checkbox. Because when you get insurance,
Starting point is 00:19:24 you get two different insurances. One for a motorcycle, one for... I don't drive legally, so I don't know. Okay, that's fair. Let's just say, I don't understand the people that when they know they're going to show up to a place and drink,
Starting point is 00:19:34 and they go, don't worry I won't drive I'll just ride my bike how are you getting home I'm not driving your bike home you know they're responsible
Starting point is 00:19:42 oh yeah of course you know I mean the damage you could do in a car when drunk compared to a bike is minimal but you could still
Starting point is 00:19:48 hurt a kid probably or just end up somehow in a BP gas station getting a burp at 5 o'clock in the morning but that's like a self harm that sounds like
Starting point is 00:19:58 a personal experience do you need a bike for that because we do that with our legs like you don't need a fucking bike never mind
Starting point is 00:20:04 they don't have them here but this is actually a real problem in other cities like when I used to live in San Francisco they had you know the bird scooters
Starting point is 00:20:13 yes those things I love that people explain so you know bird scooters and lime scooters
Starting point is 00:20:19 they're scooters that are available to rent that are just like laying on the street and they have a huge it's like an electric scooter and you open it
Starting point is 00:20:27 with your phone and you pay for it it's like three dollars a minute or whatever no less than that either way they have a huge problem where people come out of bars
Starting point is 00:20:35 and they're like, look at these fucking things and then just like zip them around town. Yeah. Very irresponsible. Or when you're sober. You can't really injure somebody
Starting point is 00:20:43 as much as like another vehicle. It's really about injuring yourself. But I was one of those people. Me too. It's that side of the table. Me too. I was like, look at these scooters.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It's not driving. Come on. Yeah, but she was sober when it happened. See, I was sober when I did that, yeah. Oh, I was not. And it was, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:03 it was an experience I got home safely almost a few tumbles we had an unplug? yeah these things happens all the time it's my long legs
Starting point is 00:21:12 the new set will they try we'll fix up the wires we'll fix up the wires it might be at the bottom but yeah I took a few tumbles on the way home
Starting point is 00:21:18 but it was it was okay I feel like after the first tumble I'll be like fuck this thing I'm walking no no what you give it two tumbles maybe?
Starting point is 00:21:25 that's what I thought too the real kicker though I left it unlocked I forgot when I got there I forgot to close it out on the app. So does that...
Starting point is 00:21:34 And so someone can just, yeah, someone can get on it and just take a joyride with my credit card. Do you have to pay for it then? Yeah, I mean, they have good customer service, Bird, because they refunded me. Honestly, fuck Uber, man.
Starting point is 00:21:46 They did that to me once. They dropped me off. I was coming from the city to here. They dropped me off, and then whoever they picked up next went to Long Island, and I paid for their trip. How did that even work?
Starting point is 00:21:56 They didn't cancel out my trip, I guess. So when he got in the car, they just kept going. Oh, he must have gotten them on a different app. He must have been like an Uber and Lyft. And he didn't close my app. And he didn't close your Uber trip, and he picked somebody else up in the Lyft. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:09 The call that Uber would get from me after that. Uber would have definitely refunded you on that. No, I think they did. They would have fired him. But the headache of going through this ridiculous charge. So how much was that charge? I think my trip was $40, and then that trip was $250. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:22:28 They went on a fucking montage. Yeah, they were going fishing that day for some reason. And that's the day they chose to not close my trip. I was like, come on. I don't want to deal with this shit. I will say, but that's what I'm saying. Uber customer service is very good. I like them a lot.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I mean, it took a few days, but yeah, they finally got it. They always, they're always very nice to me. But it's not about the customer service. For that specific instance, it's about the customer service. Because that's just, okay, we'll refund you. But when you lost your laptop, Uber drivers are the worst people in the world. Oh my God, I feel that. What's your story?
Starting point is 00:22:55 I lost my laptop in an Uber, and then I was essentially – I called him, and he was like, yeah, I have it. And so I told him to bring it back to me, and he essentially held it hostage. I was like, how much are you going to pay for it? And I was like, okay, 70 bucks. You've got to start low, man. Yeah, well, then he tried to go higher, and I was like, listen, do you want me to get Uber involved? Now we're doing 50. I have a story like that, similar.
Starting point is 00:23:22 so it was a friend of mine and they were like they lost their phone in the Uber supposedly so they called the guy back and they're like looking through his car
Starting point is 00:23:29 oh I remember this story I was there they opened this that was that was next to the Ainsworth we were in the city at a club or something
Starting point is 00:23:36 yeah I remember oh Brian no no no no no no you weren't there this is a different story similar but different okay
Starting point is 00:23:42 or maybe it was I don't know whatever I was I was I don't know I don't know so
Starting point is 00:23:47 so they were going through like everything they went through like the glove box and there was like a stack of like phones that were lost and then they're like
Starting point is 00:23:54 oh my god he stole they called the police the police came and then the asshole found the phone in his fucking pocket I remember that yeah
Starting point is 00:24:03 I hate when I get caught red handed no no no the guy who lost his phone found it in his own pocket oh I thought the Uber driver had it in his pocket
Starting point is 00:24:11 and they'll be like justice well served but it was like it was in his own pocket and I was like and I think it's it was the funniest thing because they were all drunk
Starting point is 00:24:17 and like from Brooklyn so everybody was like we will fuck you up give me the fucking phone yeah and uh yeah i mean it's funny to think about pre pre-covid like how many phones and so many so many things are just lost on friday nights and ubers and clubs and bathrooms infinite just ran it's just crazy yeah listen you gotta look behind you you just when you're coming out yeah you gotta at least at least give yourself a pat down you know like a tsa pat no i yeah you have to i was i was in an uber going home from like the office or something and i was
Starting point is 00:24:49 on a work call in the car and i had my airpods in and then i leave the car i'm already having an anxiety attack for some reason and i leave the car and what right when i get out and he drives away i realize i don't have the other fucking airpod and the case so close like yeah and i and i call and usually like when i get like aggravated or like have anxiety i'm like shuffling i'm like oh my god i couldn't find it i go inside my house i'm fucking yelling at everybody and i'm calling the uber driver not picking up yeah like your your your phone is right there like he's not picking up And you have to call the Uber driver through the Uber app. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:22 So I ended up going back outside. It was on the floor. Oh. At least that's a happy ending. It is a happy ending. He actually drove back and just threw it out the window. Yeah, he's like, oh, God, what am I going to do with Juan? The best part is when they're talking about you in a different language.
Starting point is 00:25:37 That's like at the nail salon. But you also speak that language and they don't know. Has that happened? I've always wanted to have that. That has happened to me. But I'm illiterate. Do you guys speak other languages? No.
Starting point is 00:25:46 I could understand a little bit of Italian. If someone called me an asshole, I could probably understand. Hey, boppery booppery. Yeah, exactly. That's pretty much, that's essentially what it is. Are you fully Italian? Like both your parents are Italian? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Okay, what about you? I'm Irish and Spanish. That's, would you stop with that? It is true. 75% Irish, 25% Spanish. I'm not talking about 116. 25%, my grandmother is fully Spanish. Like ole?
Starting point is 00:26:09 Or abuela? It's not. Spanish from where? Abuela. Everybody always asks this as it detracts. It's Spanish from Spain, but still. There's a difference. There's a difference.
Starting point is 00:26:18 There is a difference. If you're from Spain, you are Spanish. If you are from the Latin Americas, you are Latin. If you're from Mexico, you're Mexican. You're Mexican, exactly. But the umbrella term, I've looked this up, the umbrella term for all of them is Hispanic. Hispanic, not Spanish, exactly.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Not Spanish. So you're Hispanic. Because you're of Spanish origin. Technically, you're Hispanic. But no one would know. So you heard someone talk about you in a different language while you were... What were you doing?
Starting point is 00:26:44 I was in a nail hair salon, whatever. a nail hair salon and so basically the lady was like talking about me with her friend and I was like when's a good moment
Starting point is 00:26:54 to jump in you know what language it was Russian oh okay it was a Russian nail salon so they were speaking and they were like
Starting point is 00:26:59 talking about like I don't know either they called me fat or whatever I don't know something they threw insults at me insulting
Starting point is 00:27:04 something insulting right so then afterwards I basically like I waited and then like they finished and I was like
Starting point is 00:27:09 they're like okay thank you and I said okay thank you have a good day in Russian oh jeez badass
Starting point is 00:27:14 that's awesome Tatiana Svitlana and Masha you can just see all the color flush out of their face and she's like oh my god
Starting point is 00:27:20 ah so she like she comes to me and brings me she's like you want some tea you want a massage come sit over here
Starting point is 00:27:25 don't shut us down we're not legally here you know so you just go no I don't want to but I didn't have to pay for all my nails
Starting point is 00:27:34 and hair so then I told all my other friends you got a discount yeah I told my friends who also rushed on my mind like go look like shit
Starting point is 00:27:39 they're gonna talk about you it's gonna be free and then you drop the bomb right exactly that's a good strategy I think they're closed now i wasn't i mean where we're from you got the free things yeah yeah we live in like a predominantly russian neighborhood so everybody's gonna fucking talk shit but i was in atlantic city with my
Starting point is 00:27:55 friends for one night and obviously when you go to atlantic city and you're single you look like a hoe so that's like you know whatever class so it was like four of us we were in the elevator and there was this couple they're like old couple and the woman goes to her husband she's like uh like which which girl do you want like as we're escorts swingers yeah swingers she was like that But she called us prostitutes. Right. She literally called it. She thought I wasn't Russian.
Starting point is 00:28:19 She thought we weren't Russian at all. So then as I'm leaving the elevator, I was like, yeah, like, which one? Choose one. And she was like, oh, you're so pretty. We choose you. Like a Pokemon. That must be so awkward.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Just for them. For them, I don't know. Fuck them. Hey, they're men swingers, you know? I don't know. Yeah. Is that a swinger? I guess so.
Starting point is 00:28:43 That's a swinger. I think it came more as an insult. maybe she's maybe she's being cucked she's being cucked yeah because the husband would be fucking the cross-stitcher
Starting point is 00:28:52 you like a good cuck she would just watch and be like and you would they like that they had that in Florida oh my god
Starting point is 00:28:58 we went to Florida a lot of cucks where did we go Tampa what was it Vistal Delray where did we go Delray Beach
Starting point is 00:29:03 or something like that there was like all swingers yeah like 56 years old I'm like I could smell the syphilis smell the syphilis isn't there
Starting point is 00:29:12 there really are swingers I know a few people who live down there I don't think they're swingers but yeah I mean they might be that would be weird
Starting point is 00:29:18 they're my family so oh well I mean you know family members are into weird shit what can you do double life
Starting point is 00:29:24 yeah I almost slept with my aunt on our wedding day that would be fucking weird that's funny yeah we can end it here I'm cool
Starting point is 00:29:30 you guys are okay yeah whatever y'all want I have no problem alright so Danny let's get out of here tell them where to find you you can find me at
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