Picky Boys Podcast - Which Horror Movies Can We Survive?- Picky Boys Podcast #392
Episode Date: September 14, 2025Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, Jason, and Danny cover a wide range of topics, from Italian culture and cuisine t...o a fun debate about rainbow "cookies". They also discuss hypothetical scenarios of surviving horror movies like Alien and Halloween, and what they would do if they won the lottery. They share funny travel stories from Europe and talk about social media trends, gaming, and streaming! KARTIOTHON MERCH OUT NOW! 🏁 - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE KARTIOTHON DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/
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all righty regular podcast yes master welcome back to the picky boys podcast what are you
laughing at i'm just because jt just said yes master to you no i got very confused
for daddy all right okay so now we can't even now we just got to go over oh i'm sorry
oh i'm sorry you prefer that no have you ever been called that no poppy no dude you've definitely
been called poppy no no but not not like in in the act or in a act but like on the street for
sure someone's definitely like i mean maybe you got a poppy feel dude at jobs i've worked like
my manager and stuff they it's like a mexican guy and he calls me poppy and then i had to i
every time i heard i'm like that is he calling me daddy and then i had to look it up and apparently
it's also just like dude yeah it's a term of endearment a little bit as well like a dad will
say to their son or like two bros will just say it it's like it's just dude yeah it depends it's
the inflection it's like if you say it like this poppy yeah but then if you say it like that poppy
see yeah what about poppy chula oh see now i don't know if we're getting into a dicey what
does that mean jason our local language translate more like intimate i don't know that's how i like
can we look up what that means please just to make sure we can have that we can i know jason
it's a joke i need you to complete here why are you in all caps it's in all caps oh handsome daddy
Or cute daddy.
Cute daddy.
I like that.
Puppy chula.
So would it be weird if, like...
Here we go.
Would it be weird if my manager called me that?
That would be a little weird.
A little weird.
I wouldn't think it was that weird.
I feel like, you know, it'd be all right.
It'd be all right.
I think I wouldn't mind it too much.
It depends who he's saying it to.
If he's saying it to me, I'll be all right.
Is it a crime to call another man handsome or cute daddy?
No.
In fact, I think we should do it more.
I feel like men hold compliments to heart quite a bit.
The Italians at the pizza place I used to work for used to call me Mick,
which is a slur for Irish people.
That's not really –
But also, like, you know, I don't take particular offense to it.
That's not really in the vein in which we were speaking.
No, no.
But I'm just saying that's what they used to call me.
So to be clear, they called you that and not Poppy Chulo.
No, they just called me Mick.
Right, right.
They were like – and honestly, pretty – they were pretty –
Derogatory about it, too.
Derogatory, too.
They were like, oh, yeah, just send the Mick on it.
The Mick is crazy.
Yeah, the Mick.
So I take it there was only one Irish guy working there.
At the time, I was the first Irish man to ever work there, yes.
Because if there's two, you can't say the Mick anymore.
No, you can't say the Mix.
You can't say the Mix.
Yeah.
I feel like you two are Irish.
I don't feel like I'm allowed to.
No, you got the Mick pass.
We're both Irish, but we don't even have Mick names.
Dude, I have tons of cousins that do, though.
Yeah.
Who don't have the maiden name or whatever.
Oh, that comes from because of like Ronald McDonald?
Yes, or like McLaughlin or Patrick or McCann or whatever.
Got it, got it, got it.
It's the last names.
I'm learning how to properly degrade people.
Yeah.
They are a bunch of mix, honestly.
It happens.
It happens.
Well, I'm sorry that they didn't call you Papi Chulo.
That's all right.
I hope that you enjoyed your time anyway.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Look at that.
Zero-sum game.
That's the best kind of game.
That's true.
Best kind of game.
What do the Italians say?
Miamore?
I don't know.
Is that too intense?
Oh, Miamore?
That's great.
I love that.
Isn't that my love?
Yeah.
Oh.
You keep going.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Italian slurs, of which there are many.
Why do you keep going on that?
No, I think Cardi B kind of took some of ours, unfortunately.
Oh.
That's Cardi B.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Thank you.
I don't have a following.
Multi-layered joke.
Wet-ass pussy.
Yeah.
That is also a term for Italians.
Multi-layered joke there.
That's called comedy.
We layer things here, like a seven-layer cake or a rainbow cookie, seven layers, full circle
Italian as well.
I think it's three layers, but pop off, King.
A rainbow cookie?
It's a seven-layer cookie.
There's seven colors in a rainbow.
I guess I see what you're saying.
It's the cake, then the jelly, then the cake, then the jelly.
Hey, dumb bitch.
It's called a seven-layer cookie.
I'm not counting seven here.
It's called that.
It's just what it's called.
What do you mean you're counting three?
Just because there's three colors?
Chocolate, cake, jelly, cake, jelly, cake, chocolate, seven.
The cake part is a stretch.
Well, it's definitely a cake.
Why are we-
So it's a two-layer cake now.
Chocolate, cake.
Cake, jelly, cake, jelly, cake, chocolate.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on a second.
Right there.
Look.
Here it is.
See, look.
Chocolate.
Chocolate, cake.
Chocolate, green, jelly, cake, jelly, red, chocolate.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Ooh, is there an eight?
Did you go down, up?
Hey.
He started from the bottom, yeah.
Hey, bozo, okay?
Now you're insulting me.
Here we go.
Click a different one where you can see the chocolate more prominently, like the top left.
Click that one.
Now I'm being insulted here.
It's too small.
Too small.
All right, what about the tall ones?
Do the tall ones.
Zoom, zoom, enhance.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Here it is, here it is.
Ready?
Okay, we'll go left to right in that center one.
Okay.
Chocolate, green.
Yeah.
Jelly, white.
Jelly, red, chocolate.
Seven-layer cookie.
That is seven layers.
You guys, don't start doing this.
They are good.
Yeah.
There's definitely an argument to be had, though.
Like, you count repeating layers?
Mm, does the jelly layer?
Yeah, I think so.
Of course, of course.
Like a seven-layer bean dip.
Well, a seven-layer burrito has seven different items in it, right?
Yeah, but that's not a seven-layer burrito.
That's just a seven-item burrito.
No, you definitely count the same thing, because what about a seven-layer chocolate cake?
It's just chocolate throughout, but it's seven layers of chocolate.
The whole thing's chocolate, but it's a seven-layer cake.
Okay, well, then this is definitely seven layers.
Yeah, no, this is...
Yeah, yeah.
And they're great.
And it's definitely cake, by the way.
I don't know.
Was there a discussion about that as well?
Jason said something about cake.
It's definitely cake.
I said cookie.
No, it's called a rainbow cookie, yeah.
But, like, at the inside, it's like...
cake it's like cakey see see no you are doing it again but you said you smacked your beautiful
lips together you hear him kissing his teeth bro it's a cookie you got me started up right away
jason we got a question because now i'm mad because and also now i want a rainbow cookie
would you rather poop or oh my god this is so played out guy bro i'm not the one who brought
three poopy peepee ones would you this is a new episode
Every episode in a vacuum.
Every episode in a vacuum.
You ever have a Dyson?
Oh, my God.
All right.
There's a lot of money on the table.
Oh, okay.
Love a lot of money.
A lot of money.
So it's $1 billion.
Billion.
You're going to take it either way?
With a B?
I'm taking it.
$1 billion if you can survive a horror movie of your choice.
Do you accept?
There has to be some kind of like, you know, easy kind of, you know.
there are some rules so you're not you can't just say a stupid movie and be a side character you are
a protagonist in the movie you're involved with the killer oh it has to be a killer oh whatever
antagonist because i'm just going through my head of what's really hard to survive what's easy and
immediately for some reason what came to my head was if you're not sigourney weaver weaver you're
not living alien that horror movie or halloween oh yeah so i was thinking like don't pick
no no i'm just in my head i started ranking them and i went oh this is the worst one because i
think if you're not hurt you die i'm an idiot sigourney weaver no i'm thinking about jamie lee
curtis sorry i haven't seen halloween yeah alien would be one of the worst picks what about
honestly i'd be like yeah i'd shit myself probably every step of the way but what about the conjuring
or something like that i feel like with the with the warrens like no one dies in that
it's scary but no one dies a little bit but not you're right it's not a lot of people live through
that as long as i have those two the mom and the dad who the superpowers i'll be all right i i don't
want to be in that movie it's it's probably the scariest nobody dies in those movies not really
dude yeah like honestly ghosts and demons kind of bitch made because they're not killing a lot
uh paranormal activity everyone died no not that one but like sorry insidious i'll pick insidious
oh no only like one guy died yeah but yeah but insidious i don't want to be in charge of like
my own body in the dream realm and i could get shackled by a demon in the dream realm that's
It's too much, it's too much.
Dude, one guy's stuck in there for like a year.
But then he comes out and he has a billion dollars.
In this scenario.
Oh.
I was like, what the hell are you talking about?
I was like, I didn't miss that one.
He's found a billion dollars in hell.
Also, yeah, because we've got to pick hard movies like that.
I can't pick an easy one.
I think I'm going to have some fun with it and do like Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead type.
Oh my god.
You're an idiot.
Awful.
You're an idiot.
Awful.
Dying is not fun.
Being a zombie is not fun.
It's an awful movie.
Shaun of the Dead is a little better, I guess.
It's slow as shit.
Shaun of the Dead is a little better than Dawn of the Dead.
They're all dead in that.
They literally all die.
All of them die.
No, I don't think they do.
Yeah, they do.
The mall one?
Yeah, and at the end, spoiler alert, they're on the boat.
And with the island they get to, they're out of food.
And the whole island's full of zombies.
They're dead.
Oh, right.
They're dead.
Very dead.
I don't remember that part.
I think...
Spoilers.
Listen, I don't think I'll fare well in any horror movie, quite frankly.
That's a great take.
So, I think the best kind is to fight my fellow human beings.
and I'll pick The Purge.
Oh, I don't think that's a good pick at all.
You don't think so?
I think that's worse.
I think that's worse than shit.
You guys are fighting demons and zombies.
We're not fighting them.
We're escaping them.
And I'm just picking another person.
I think it's not just another person.
Also, only 24 hours literally has a time limit.
I feel like the demons, you know,
you never stop getting haunted by a demon, ever.
I'm going to have to call a flag on the play.
Is The Purge a horror movie?
100%.
Yeah, yeah.
Or is it like an action thriller kind of thing?
100% the horror movie.
I haven't seen it, but I think it's a horror movie.
I don't think The Purge is a horror movie.
Is The Purge a horror movie?
It's going to be a horror thriller, I bet.
I think it's going to be thriller.
I don't think it's going to be horror.
It's definitely not going to be horror.
Is The Purge real was the first question.
Horror action.
Okay, good pick, good pick.
Good pick in terms of, okay, it is a horror movie.
Bad pick in terms of the actual.
This Redditor says it's a thriller, not a horror.
Again, also, I'm the protagonist, which means I'm a big, fancy guy.
in my big fancy house, at least the first one,
I'm inside of a fancy house, and I have weapons.
Doesn't that guy die?
Yes.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler, spoiler.
But again, you can't just pick a movie where the main character survives.
You're not the main character.
The point is you have to survive yourself.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
The Purge is not the worst pick here that's happened so far,
but it's definitely not on the podium of the picks so far.
I've never really watched it, but in Jaws, you just kind of don't go in the water.
Honestly, Jaws is a...
Yeah, but that's not how the movie works out.
Well, because they go to try to kill it.
I could just stay on land.
Yeah, but this is exactly...
You can't do this stuff.
Yeah, but you said part of the rules is you have to kind of engage with it.
Yeah, you're the cast.
You're the main cast.
Can you just stay on the boat?
The boat goes down.
Spoiler alert.
The boat goes down.
We're going to need a bigger boat.
Have you seen Jaws?
Do you think everyone who dies is jumping off the boat and dying?
Honestly, I did think so.
Bro, he fucking eats the boat.
You haven't seen Jaws?
No.
Oh, Jesus.
What are we doing?
We have to have a movie, a Picky Boys movie re-education night.
No, night.
It has to be several weeks.
You know, the 31 Days of Halloween is coming up, and we do have movie nights every week
in the Discord.
We do have movie nights.
Patreon.com slash Picky Boys.
Get in there.
We're almost at 1,300.
Every day, there will be a video in October.
Get in there so you get notified for everything.
Patreon.com slash Picky Boys.
It's really the start of the Picky Boys Patreon season, because we've got October, then we
do the 12 Days of Christmas.
It's just the whole holiday season, we're very active and fun.
And then the New Year's sub-a-thon.
This is the start of my year.
This is when it starts.
Right now?
Yeah, this is the end of the year right now.
The New Year starts right now.
It's Danny New Year.
Because it's 9-11?
No.
Oh.
We are filming this 9-11, never forget.
But then why?
Great plug.
No, I'm confused.
No, it's not a plug.
It was a 9-11 plug.
It was just a never forgets, because I feel like people are forgetting, especially people
who don't even know what it is.
Yeah, but you put up the finger like a...
Now you got me flustered.
You're getting him flustered and worked up, because now he thought he brought up 9-11.
Never forget.
Okay, forget about the 9-11 for a second.
Okay.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
He forgot about it.
No, you can't do 9-11.
He forgot about it.
He forgot about it.
Just like that.
Never forget.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
I will never forget.
The New Year thing, what are you talking about?
I don't know.
Let's move past it.
No, it's Danny New Year.
You know like Chinese New Year is on a different date?
Exactly.
Oh, you're Chinese now?
Exactly.
No, this is Danny New Year.
Yes.
What are the, you know how like Chinese New Year, it's a year of the ox, year of the rat.
What's Danny New Year?
This is the year of the bush.
Back to 9-11.
No, not that bush.
I think pubic bush.
Is that even better?
It's the year of the bush.
Is that even better?
I think it's the year of the bush.
You think the bush is back?
I think the bush is back.
Are you rocking one right now?
I think the bush is back, baby.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're going to have to pay for that.
I didn't say I wanted to see it.
See it on Patreon.
No, but I do think that bushes are coming back.
I don't think so.
What makes you think this?
I don't know about your world, but I think bushes are coming back.
Male bushes are coming back?
Do you think, do you, do you, you know, maybe a little, a tasteful bush, not like a crazy
bush.
What?
What?
Are you asking if we enjoy it?
Yeah, I'm saying like, what do you think about this?
He said, do you?
What do you think about this?
Hold on, this was his question.
He said, do you, not like a crazy bush, like a tasteful bush.
What do you think about this?
Do you a bush?
What do you think about a tasteful bush?
A landing trip.
I respect it.
It's not for me.
Oh.
It's not for me.
That's weird.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I didn't know what shame in here now.
I didn't know what shame in here now.
honestly
if you get
what about like a
five o'clock shadow
if you get
if you get enough in me
I don't give a shit
honestly
I don't care at all
he doesn't like his woman
hairier than him
yes
honestly it is a
it is a different world
over here
honestly makes so much sense
it does
it does
it's a different world
over here to be fair
emasculating
yeah exactly
thank you
especially when they all
have a bigger penis
than me as well
Tony is firing
on all the cylinders today
sorry
sorry
sorry
sorry
We're in a good mood.
Do we have a different question?
No, no.
What about a news article?
Or a news article.
I feel like we haven't had a news article in like seven months.
News.
There's no news.
No news.
Okay.
No news.
No news.
All right.
No, there isn't.
There isn't.
Oh, God.
I opened 20 tabs.
Jason, if you want, you can talk about my thing.
Oh, Danny has a thing?
I have one.
Why is Sidney?
Is Sidney Sweeney?
Jason, are you good?
This is your-
$18.99.
That feels like cheap.
Jason, are you trying to order Sinny Sweeney's soap?
Wait, it's only $18.99?
Hold on.
It's a lot for soap.
All right, Jason has a thing.
All right, what's the thing, Danny?
You want to lead us into it while he's looking for it?
I have a news.
No, no, let's do this one.
I have a news, too.
Danny, I'm talking to you.
Is it your thing I'm saying?
No, he's going to do a different thing.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
He said he has a thing, too.
I'll do my thing next week so I can continue to get some evidence.
Excuse me?
You'll see.
Not evidence.
Detective Dan?
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
All right.
What do we got?
All right.
So this is a new system in China.
They had these dispenser, toilet paper dispensers.
And before, it would scan your face with AI and only dispense a small strip every 10 minutes.
And they've advanced this technology.
Now, you have to scan a QR code and watch an ad in order to get toilet paper.
Oh, it's like all those good mobile games.
This is awful.
Raid Shadow Legends.
Yeah.
Can you play it?
That didn't even happen.
I got it.
So you essentially scan it.
0.5, what is that, money to skip the ad?
Honestly, well, we can't see the ad.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, that's not enough toilet paper, but it is enough in one shot.
I thought it was going to be way less.
Yeah, me too.
I thought it was just going to be a square.
Yeah.
That's enough for a wipe.
Yeah, it's enough for a wipe.
It's enough for a wipe.
Depends on the job.
Jason, are you for or against this?
I realize we did go back to Poo Poo.
I didn't know it was pay to win, honestly, that you could just pay.
yeah they got a patch seven seven cents isn't that bad that's not that bad jason wouldn't
have been great if on the night that shall not be spoken if you could have just watched an ad
and not had to use whatever you did use oh yeah can we go back to that what did you wind up using
uh i would have paid the seven cents yes yeah would you have any ads seven cents our currency
so i don't know what the trans i had the actual you know yeah but but like that's the only thing
i would go off of anyway i would think of every transaction in terms of how much money i'm
spending in my money well i understand that's also for every strip but i think you should be
more thinking about it as in like what they're essentially charging for the chinese people it
says probably like probably i know but to them that might be like 50 cents you're saying like
how many burgers is like the weight of the currency yes it is a burger seven you how do
you say this one yeah yeah it's a burger seven one and this is 0.5 like what's how is it what's
the spending value yeah there's buying power and then there's and and then there's actual just like
a what is it called currency trend i don't know what you're trying to say i'll be honest i don't
know i don't like there's a currency conversion and then there's a buying power like just because
0.5 yuan is oh seven cents it doesn't mean that each chinese person is spending oh it's just like
a penny that's not what it means at least seven pennies half a half a one in spending power might
be like 50 cents or whatever didn't we say that like how much is it how much is a coke look how
much is a coke how many how much one is a coke how much one is a coke and then we could do it
in terms of coke for per strip of because how much is a coke here a fit buck 50 sure let's call it
that two to ten one two to ten one see this is what i'm saying so if it's a half one oh so it
is pretty cheap but wait this is a huge range is this not like like imagine yes how much is
an American Coke,
they're like $2 to $10.
That's like a...
Yeah, 30 cents range.
It's $30 to $1.50.
Also, this is mineral waters to one.
Yeah.
We could do it off mineral water.
So it's a...
Four one is a bottle of Coke.
Okay.
So it's fine.
So it is.
It's fine.
It's like a quarter.
It's fine.
It's a quarter.
Honestly, I'd pay probably...
If they implemented this here,
I'd pay a dollar.
It says a quarter.
So it's already cheap enough for me.
It says that is just for a strip, though.
So you're paying per...
Yeah, so you're gonna pay...
Yeah, they showed the strip.
Oh.
Like, I think it all dispenses at once.
You're going to get a few.
You're going to pay for several.
Yeah, it's like, I pictured it being that whole dispensatory thing.
And that's enough for me.
If my seven cents gets me that much per, I'll be fine.
I could walk out of there with a dollar.
I mean, the thing is, I hate this.
Like, this is awful.
And the fact that you have to watch ads for everything, that's where it's headed.
But I'd rather have this than not have public toilets available.
Because New York, notoriously, very few public toilets.
You know how in the back of the Uber when they have that thing on the back of the seat that you can play with
and it says pick an ad that you want to watch?
You think you're allowed to pick the ads?
That'd be nice.
Like custom ads to me while I'm on the toilet?
That would be nice.
That'd be nice.
This basically exists in America.
I remember one time I was on vacation, we're on a road trip,
and I came across a stall at a gas station or a rest stop or whatever,
and you had to pay a quarter to be able to open the stall door.
That's basically the same thing.
That is the same thing.
That's very European.
And basically all of Europe, you got to pay to use the toilet.
What?
Danny, you never heard that story?
Danny almost got caught in there?
Yeah.
What?
There's a person who enforces it, too.
Tell them the story.
Okay.
So I'm in, I don't even, or where are we?
Germany?
I think we're in Germany because there's very much a German woman.
So we're in Germany, and Robert and I go to the toilet.
And we knew that the wash closets cost money because we were-
Wash closets.
That's what they call them.
I don't know.
WCs, baby.
The WC.
so we knew they costed money but this one we didn't really see a place to pay and so we both
went into the stall and we did our business yada yada and then i was done first and i went to go
leave and it was locked like there was no i couldn't open the door and i was like knocking
on the door and this woman just started speaking german at me and i'm like uh english i don't know
I can't get out and she was like
she started yelling in German like very angry
German and now I'm talking
that's when you figure out who's in the woman's bathroom
I'm talking to Robert in next stall I'm like
I'm trapped I can't leave
what am I supposed to do he checks his door
he's also trapped
it turns out it was the lady
who was responsible for collecting
the thing and she thought that we were like
fair evaders you were stealing poops
she thought we were trying to
free poop and that's not allowed
in Germany
and so finally
like somebody translates
and like
some hero
was like
they're stuck in there
they don't know
how to get out
and so she opens the door
and requests the Franks
or whatever
and we give it to her
damn
she shook you down
after the poop
it was terrifying
for a while
we were like
what the hell is happening
there's just like this
German bondage woman
just like keeping us
prisoner
in the bathroom
what did
what did Robert say
I'm trying to remember
the line
he was like
docket suppression
nine
or something like that
It was like, is this German?
It's like, did you pay?
No.
Robert speaks a little German, so he can kind of figure it out.
Can you look up in German, did you pay?
No, and translate it, please, because I want to know if that's what Robert's...
Because when Robert tells a story, he gives that one line.
I'm trying to remember it.
German's one of those that always sounds like yelling a little bit, too.
Yeah, I think it's just part of the nature, honestly, of it.
I think if you go back into the early, early podcasts with Robert on them, he might tell the story.
I think he does tell the story.
It's very good.
So go back to the early picky boy.
See our early body of work.
Yeah, see how much we've changed.
It was a different vibe, for sure.
Was it?
A little bit, a little bit.
Did you pay no?
Did you pay no?
Oh, no, that doesn't sound like it.
Well, no is nine, right?
Yeah, so like this isn't...
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Okay, okay.
Can you hit play?
Wait, hold on.
All right, go.
Hast du bezahlt?
Nein.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hast du bezahlt?
Nein.
That's what Robert said, yeah.
That's really good.
That's really funny.
Oh, wow.
but yeah it was um it was terrifying wow squeaky danny getting caught in a german bathroom after
just soiling it is crazy it's true also way easier to get the pay out of me before
than after well that's what you're supposed to do i know but once i'm in i'm like i'm not bad
i wonder what would happen if we just like didn't really engage with her we didn't know she worked
there we thought it was just a random person that was like playing a prank perhaps closing
the door shut.
Like, who knows what it is?
Yeah, I think that's
poor situational awareness
on your part.
It's pretty easy to tell
when someone's
the bathroom manager.
Is it?
I had never heard
of a bathroom manager.
Yeah.
So it's hard to tell
a person I don't know exists.
You never go to the bathroom
in their little bow tie
and they hand you napkins
and maybe some floss?
Yeah, but that's
an American thing,
though, I think.
Oh, apparently not.
Except that one.
This is a pooping
shakedown lady.
That's totally different.
I hate those people.
Yeah, because now I got
a tip to go to the bathroom.
I don't tip them.
Those guys are quite aggressive with their tip inclination thing, too.
They're like, you're not going to walk out of here without a mint?
They've got to sit in the bathroom all day.
I feel bad for them.
I'll be honest.
Every time I'm at a wedding or a party like that and I go into the bathroom,
and I usually go to the bathroom just to decompress and I don't want to hear the noise,
and I walk in and I see the bathroom attendant, I actually get really upset.
So I'm like, damn it.
Because now I feel like I'm being rushed out of here.
i wanted to stay an extra minute maybe check my phone just like rest my ears or whatever get my
social battery back and this guy just keeps talking to me i'm like this honestly you ruined
my time also if you gotta do business in there and you just have this guy standing outside the
door like waiting it's a little weird oh no you gotta go and be like yo i'm gonna be honest chief
firing one off and then you gotta you gotta you gotta you have to warn them they're not gonna
leave their stand though they're gonna leave their post i think they leave or if you hear them
chuckling that's worse you ever go to the bathroom and fire one off and hear people laughing in the
bathroom one time i at msg actually i was throwing up in the bathroom and the guy was just standing
outside he didn't say a word but he just he looked at me very very judgingly hmm well how about you
don't be a pussy and throw up at msg what the hell i was drunk as fuck what were you there for yeah
what game i was tyler crater concert and i got a little honestly he's probably the 50th person
yeah he was probably just upset that he has to wait longer for him to throw up yeah he was waiting
to throw up too he was in the throw-up line throwing up an msg must have had a good time
unless you drank before
and then went there probably.
No, I drank there.
You drank there?
And you threw up?
I was like de-hot.
Yeah, it was a bad night.
Holy shit.
Must have cost you 200 bucks.
Way more.
You know what the kids
are doing now as a pregame?
Love to know.
The BBL challenge.
It's a beatbox,
a buzzball,
and a four loco.
He's always up
with what the kids are doing.
Yeah, can you stop
hanging out with kids?
Danny, have you heard
of the BBC?
No, I have not.
What's the BBC?
It's beatbox, buzzball,
and cut water.
Oh, that's the BBC.
I thought you were just
going to hit them
With the big black cup.
I thought you were just going to hit it with it.
So we've got the BBL and the BBC.
The BBL is definitely worse.
Much more alcohol.
BBC, though.
I would try the BBC.
Some would say perfect.
I would try the BBC.
What's the L again?
A loco.
Oh, my God.
No, BBC is way better.
BBC is way better.
Maybe we can do the BBC.
Maybe I'll put it on the punishment wheel.
Oh, I'd try some BBC.
I can't do B-Box.
On the punishment wheel, Danny tries a BBC?
It'll just, yeah.
I think it should say Danny takes a BBC.
It's like the British broadcast channel.
What are we talking about here?
We already made the big black cock joke.
Oh.
It's too late.
See, get your minds out of the gutter.
You literally are doing it.
I said the British Broadcast Channel.
That's what the BBC is.
When's the last time you watched the BBC?
I watch the BBC all the time.
All the time.
He's just a liar.
I watch the BBC all the time.
He's just a liar, Chad.
He's just a liar.
I give you 50 bucks for your name and acre.
Fucking Susan Tiddlesworth.
Dude, he had me at Susan.
I was like, oh shit, he knows.
He knows one.
JT.
You don't think Tiddlesworth is a British last name?
No one's worried about that.
Type in Susan Tiddlesworth right now.
All right, okay.
It's spelled with two Ds, obviously, right?
Yeah, yeah, Tiddle.
No, Tiddle.
Oh, God.
He's making his case work.
Also, yeah, Tiddlesworth.
What are you doing?
What are you...
Did everyone drink today?
There you go.
That's how I would spell it.
Tiddlesworth, thank you.
There she is.
Holy shit, she's real.
I mean, she's an armchair detective.
Wait, no, wait, no.
It says WHMI Local News.
Wait, go back to the other one.
The middle one.
The middle one.
All right, what's her name?
Oh, Longsworth.
Not even close.
Susan Longtits.
Yeah, I don't think we...
Danny, I have a feeling you haven't watched the BBC in a while.
Yeah, maybe she retired.
Good for her.
Good for you, Susan Tittlesworth.
Also, someone won the...
This is probably old news by now, but someone won the lottery.
Who was it?
Two people split it.
Oh, that stinks.
They walked away long.
Everyone goes and buys it because, oh, it's over a billion.
But now you just got $500 million?
You can get $800 million if you do the payout.
No, then they split it.
No, no, no.
$800 million.
This is pre-tax.
Because it was $1.6 billion or whatever.
Yeah, so it's $800 million if you do the payout.
If they get lump sum, they split it 4-4.
Yeah, but if you do the payout, you get $800.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The lump sum is half, basically.
And honestly, I feel like...
And then taxes, which has to do with $200.
Which, again, we're not cutting hair, splitting hairs here.
It's $200 million.
I feel like everybody says take lump sum.
I feel like at our age, I'll take the $800 million in chunks.
I don't see that big a deal.
There's a conspiracy.
That they kill me.
Yeah, whatever.
Honestly, if they fucking kill me, sure.
But if they kill you, it would just go to your family.
They're not off the hook.
They have to get my bloodline and my dog.
It's like it'll go to somebody.
But there is the – that is kind of a smart choice
because now you can't touch it and you can't ruin your life.
but there is the argument of if you take the lump sum all at once and just put it in like
the stock market it will literally do better anyway yeah but that's that's like who am i
right now i'm arguing okay if i put the 400 million in the stock market which i wouldn't do
i'm going on like probably a month or two party first and then i get what i get i get one point
something in 10 years fine the my 1.2 in 10 years because of the stock market compared to my 800
something million in in 20 years like i don't that doesn't do anything for me like that much
a difference where i'll care that much so i mean it's safer choice definitely because these people
always ruin their life when they win yeah and you know i'll ruin my life a little bit that's fine
but like you know everyone's got to learn but i just feel like i'll take the i'll take the
the increments it's over 30 years too so you know we'll be like 50 59 we won't be that old when it
ends also do you know how nice it would be to be 59 or 58 and like i spurned through that and then
And I'm like, oh, wow, next year I'll still get $30 million.
That's a nice thing I feel like I'd enjoy.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
But that's just me.
Now, if I had to split it with someone, I'll just figure that out.
I feel like if I was to get the whole 1.6, I might do the lump sum.
But if I had to split it, then I'd try to get as much as I can get.
That's a fair question.
That's a fair point.
Can you still take it anonymously, or do you have to be public?
It depends on which state you're in.
What's New York?
I don't know.
I don't think you can in New York.
I don't even want it then.
Don't want it.
They do have...
What's in Keep It?
I always see TikToks when this comes around.
It's like they have lottery lawyers who are like,
this is...
Contact me immediately if you win the lottery.
I don't trust them.
I'm not contacting anybody.
Who gives a shit?
Who cares?
I mean, I'm definitely counting somebody.
Tell us.
You gotta tell somebody.
Yeah, I have a good account.
I have an accountant.
The only problem is with that, apparently,
you have to open up a new bank that can hold that much money
or is used to moving that much money,
not just like Martin's fucking bank.
You know what I mean?
Well, yeah.
I don't think Martin's Bank exists.
Once you have that level of wealth, you're basically entering, like, a business relationship with the bank.
The cool guy zone, yeah.
The cool guy zone.
Exactly.
When you come in to take out some money, they have, like, a guide just to give you a massage.
Like, you are, like, one of their ten clients.
Yeah.
You're very important because they are holding $200 million.
I would just keep going.
Can I have Jeffrey for the nice massage, and I'll just take out a dollar?
I'll be like, I'll see you tomorrow, Jeffrey.
The easiest massage I've ever got.
Cheapest massage I've ever got.
That's not true.
I don't know if we should be talking about Jeffries and massages and everything.
Is that what I said?
Yeah.
Unfortunate random name.
Too soon, I guess.
My bad, everybody.
Too soon.
He just died.
Give it time.
Yeah, he'll give it time.
But yeah, Martin's Bank.
Let's not give it.
It must be.
We can't give the name because I'm pretty sure he's the only person that banks.
I'm not going to give the name, but it must have one location and it's only in Poland
because we've never been to a restaurant
where his card is accepted.
They're like, oh, we don't take that,
whatever that card is.
Dude, every time they see it,
they're like, is this a Pokemon card?
Like, what is this?
It's not MasterCard.
It's like, you guys don't understand
the value and the trust of this bank.
I'm like, dude, no one does.
Literally not a other human does.
What's the point if you can't pay anything
on your credit card?
Yeah.
Those Europeans, man.
They stick together.
Those Europeans, man.
They really do.
Aren't you from there?
No.
I mean, yes.
That you're Spanish.
He flipped.
This guy, buy him a pair of flip-flops at the P.O. Box.
Yes, but not that kind of European.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
He's the good kind.
I'm referring to more of the Eastern European.
Right.
I would be, of course, a Western European.
Right, and what's the main difference between those two, you would say?
I'm saying I think the Eastern Europeans have a much, you know,
they really trust their own more.
He's speaking in terms of, like, that he's actually Western European.
I mean, I definitely am Western European.
But it's funny how, like, the conviction is so strong.
When was the last time you've been there?
To Western Europe?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Probably 2019, I guess.
Is that true?
That was when you guys went, right?
Oh, Croatia?
And the stinky shoes?
Italy.
Italy?
Yeah.
It's more Southern Europe.
Italy was not 2019, brother.
We went to Croatia and Italy the same trip.
Oh, Venice.
Yeah.
Well, that was so lovely.
And we also went to Amsterdam, which is northern Europe.
I remember that, yeah.
Did you do a romantic boat ride?
No.
No, the water was kind of smelly.
I think once you see it, you just kind of, you know what it's like, you know.
Explain.
It's a guy on a boat, he's singing, blah, blah, blah, you know.
It's a cheapened experience to me.
When the moon hits your eye like a...
Yeah, I think he sings in Italian, though.
He's probably singing a bunch of terrible things about the tourists.
He's like, these dumb tourists.
Give me the money.
I'm scamming them right now.
It's a me.
He's very Italian.
Honestly, though, Venice, a city, that doesn't make sense.
No cars.
It shouldn't exist, really.
It's really, you know, like we got to go there.
But once you get out of the airport, you have to take a full boat.
And that's the only way there.
It's like it's not very, it felt.
Of course, it's a city in water.
Yeah, I know.
There's something weird about it.
Do people, like, actually live there?
Yeah.
Like, they grew up there, and they go to school there and all that?
Or is it more like most of the people there work there, and then they just take a boat back to the mainland or something?
That is a good question.
I doubt that the kids every morning take the boat.
You don't think they're plants?
North Korea style?
Like, sunflower seeds?
It's a fake city.
Oh, like government plants.
It does shut down pretty early.
It's not like a party city at all.
What?
It shuts down at a certain time?
Yeah, kind of.
Oh, dude, this is such a fake city.
Come on.
This is a puppet city.
It does feel kind of fake.
Also, randomly, like, you can wake up.
Did you see a school?
JT, I'll be honest.
We weren't looking for schools, JT.
We don't know where you hang out all the time.
Lots of museums.
I don't like this.
I hate those insinuations about Jason.
I don't like them at all.
But it's crazy, because, like, literally, there's guys, like, if a restaurant wants food, a guy goes on a boat, and then the man has a big hand cart and just takes hundreds of pounds of food, like, into the little places.
hundreds of pounds is crazy it's way less than that they run out of stuff all the time but it
was very definitely hundreds of pounds very fresh you saw that guy with the hand cart it looked
gigantic yeah but what was in it probably pasta or something i don't know oh i thought you're
talking about like a fish and stuff i don't know we had we had clams every single place we went
it was so good or mussels mussels yeah muscle pot oh you want one i do this guy wants everything
um i think we're good here i think we're good here we actually wrapped up before jason gave
us any rap so wow we did it that's that's 10 to 1 you're losing now you're kind of getting a little
slow back there jt why don't you tell them where to find you let's get out here you find me on
instagram at the j balls you find me on instagram at susan tittlesworth i can't be right don't fall
don't find there's gonna be someone named susan tittlesworth out there uh you can find me at
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We'll see you next week.
We can tell them about the sports probably that we're going to be doing.
That's true.
We already did our first sports broadcast every single Thursday night on Picky Boys Sports.
Twitch.tv slash Picky Boys Sports.
We're watching football.
Good luck with that, Jason.
