Picky Boys Podcast - Who’s Faction Would Win?!?! - Picky Boys Podcast #239

Episode Date: August 21, 2022

In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss surviving in an apocalypse, Antonio's new Patreon show, 10 rules for a new civilization, betraying bigfoot, and the viral tik tok letter/category game! Le...ave a comment on our Instagram on who's faction would win! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's basically you overestimating yourself for an entire show. Which is incredibly toxic. And sport? Uh-oh. Oh, no! Uh-oh. Oh, hey, Antonio's command leader has actually been trying. He's been trying to make a kebab.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Liger, how many of them exist? I don't know. I bet you more hitmen exist than ligers, so if anything, I'm more correct. What? Yeah. What does that even mean? Bigfoot didn't kill anybody, and it- And you don't know that.
Starting point is 00:00:30 But you... How does he know my name? That's a better question. All right. Here we go. Welcome back to the Biggie Boys podcast. What is going on? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:41 What's happening, Antonio? Why? What's going on? This is my apocalyptic disaster outfit. Did I miss a memo? No, no, no. Is there a memo I missed? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Tomorrow on Patreon, my exclusive show comes out, Toxic Traits with Antonio. Oh, and what is that? It's just where, you know, I go through some toxic traits of myself in general, and we explore them. And what do you mean by toxic traits? You know, don't give too much away, but, like, just, like, things that are bad about you or beliefs that you hold? It's a little bit of both. Things that are bad, like my beliefs, like how I think— Like how I think I could kill a dolphin.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Right, how you think you could kill a dolphin. How I think if I have enough prep time, I could probably beat any, like, amateur at anything. Oh, okay. That's a pretty toxic trait. So they're kind of almost like controversial hot takes. No, that's my show. No, that's Danny's show, also on Patreon. But they're like controversial things that you think you can do.
Starting point is 00:01:39 It's basically you overestimating yourself for an entire show. Which is incredibly toxic. And I don't know what that is. So is the theme you're in a toxic spill? Yeah, it's like an apocalyptic toxic wasteland. And, you know, it got the best of me. All right, well, go to patreon.com slash pickyboys to go see Toxic Traits. Last week, I did hot takes with Danny.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Hell, yeah. Just a similar thing. It's just some kind of basically me ranting for five minutes. Yeah, I enjoy our rants. Yeah, you know. We're going to have some solo rants. Sometimes you're just in a space to vent. It's like when I was filming it, I felt like I was in a Big Brother confessional.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Ooh, okay, okay. So I felt like I was just in the confessional room just dishing out tea on the entire world. Yeah, except we don't cut it so it's something completely different like in reality TV. Oh, I cut it. I edited it totally. I know. It's nothing like I said. Yeah, I can't believe that they wrote the note.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I cut out screams. I cut out a lot of things. Crying. Cursed words. Did you see the person that went up to Pauly D and asked him if the note was fake from Jersey Shore? I did see that. And he just didn't answer? No, it was fake, guys.
Starting point is 00:02:51 well producer said producer said let's let's ruin ronnie's relationship for 10 years maybe maybe not i don't know i believe it i think i think no answer could also just be like continuing the continue like mystery is intriguing you know yeah if he said yeah it was fake then everybody'd be like that's fake now it's this debate it's always it was one an element of mystery there's always a reason there's always a reason always an element of mystery i was thinking like clearly my character did not do well in the apocalypse or he's doing very well i was wondering how you would how you think you would do in an apocalypse why do you think you're kind of first of all why do you think your character is doing well at all you look at your hand well i mean it
Starting point is 00:03:32 could be this could be like a good thing or i'm i'm turning miserable would you if your hand looked like this in the wasteland would you jerk off with this potentially me too but i don't think you can i i think you're turning yeah it's not i think it's not looking good what if what if it stopped here though you know or maybe or maybe this is like decades into the apocalypse and you're like uh you're like a toxic survivor baby yeah i'm a hybrid yeah yeah i'm gonna be the bridge between both clans yeah and i'm gonna bang the alien princess um i think i'd do pretty well in a apocalypse honestly i think you would run shit like i think you would be like the the the leader the tyrannical leader that has like many wives and husbands at the same time yeah i would
Starting point is 00:04:15 i would really try i mean at that point you know you there's no rules you know you just kind of build your own civilization that you want to see and so that's what i would do yeah nice barter system you control multiple kingdoms yeah i think i would be the drifter i would like to i would rather be a drifter i don't know if i want to run anything because if as soon as you run something there's always someone that wants to kill you true yeah i think um i think we talked about this i don't know probably 50 episodes ago and then i wrote a 10 top 10 list of new laws for the new world order oh bro you'd be surprised i was like over 100 that was probably over 100 episodes ago that was that was during that was during the covid times yeah and uh yeah so uh if you go back
Starting point is 00:04:55 i don't know to 100 episodes ago yeah i'll i'll link it in the thing below what are you doing this is real by the way it doesn't work but it's real what yes it doesn't work but it's real what does that well you have to attach something to it i didn't know that or is this no it looks like there's a filter on it yeah no there you go i don't know things either way but i'll put the link in the episode down below so you can watch that and see my rules you think you like you've probably changed though a little bit you probably be a little more lenient i feel like they were they were leaning a little more uh tyrannical no i don't think so oh you're utopian yeah actually i don't even know if i has said the
Starting point is 00:05:33 rules in the episode what does that mean i think i put them on an instagram post all right let's go through them if all right if we didn't go through them let's go through them here let me find them also i gotta i had some i also bought like black soot to put on my face and yeah it's a nice touch i like that yeah but i had to be careful because my first attempt wasn't great i think it's funny that someone who lives in an apocalypse uh was able to take time and get a custom etsy resin toxic cup that's true there it is well you know you stay on theme babe also i had to add rubber bands so it's not that realistic because this latex and this like very soft smooth resin it went straight through my hand the first time dropped straight on the floor oh so i had to
Starting point is 00:06:11 use your rubber bands that's my method yeah hold on we'll talk about that i was gonna say did you tell them about your jerk off bottle we'll talk about that in a second all right sorry danny has a jerk off bottle so stay tuned let me go let me find the rules wow this really is quite a long time yeah it was way more than 50 also this hand fucking sweats dog sweating sweating intensely it does feel weird where where is it i'm gonna find it hold on hold on all right all right all right all right i got okay here we go wow you found it yeah danny's it's called danny's rules for a brighter tomorrow okay cool thumbnail too all right way to pass danny all right one one no deep dish pizza because it's a disgrace we're talking about an apocalyptic world and you think
Starting point is 00:06:55 we're still gonna have putting it and i'm putting it i'm putting a i'm putting a you know so sometimes you have to start stop a problem before it starts so even if you might have not not had pizza now i'm gonna put a stop to that or at least i'm gonna call it a casserole i refuse to call pizza no deep dish pizza and it definitely should not be compared to new pizza that was also rule number one that was rule number one well you got to get the you know this is the this is the core okay there should be music playing in every public bathroom that's definitely a good one nobody wants to hear anybody else take a shit or pee or burp or do whatever that you have to do in the bathroom no one wants to hear it there should be light elevator music playing in every single
Starting point is 00:07:38 bathroom i think that should be a law that's true it is a little rough when you sit next to a stall and you just hear this poor man dead silence ripping dead silence on like tiled walls everything echoes it's like dude i i forgot her i forgot who it was but i think joey diaz said a story that he was in a stall next to somebody and he took a shit so bad that he saw the guy throw up in the next stall. So that's a great rule, I think. Again, I'm thinking about the important things.
Starting point is 00:08:08 At a certain age, you have the option to and are encouraged to change your name. I've always thought this was a good idea. Your parents give you a name and then when you turn whatever age, you say, hey, you can keep it wherever you're up. And this is the time you can change your name. And you're encouraged to.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It should be like the Amish. You know, when you turn 18, you could test out a new name for like two years, and then you go back to the old name or you keep the new name. Yeah, it's like the metamorphosis. You decide and you grow up into the person you want to be, and then you name that person. It's your new birth. It's my new birth.
Starting point is 00:08:40 And I'll have a party, and everyone will call me Carlos. The sale of BLTs is banned. We'll be lucky if we find tomatoes. Go back to Hot Takes on Patreon, actually. You can find out more about that. I elaborate there. um okay there will be a vote annually on what the national anthem should be i like that okay what star spangled banner this is 200 years old true let's let's make it a little
Starting point is 00:09:07 more current true it's good because like you know in new society too you don't know like who has the power you know you make each faction like have a new some years some years are somber maybe some years the crops maybe maybe the crops come back in our new society yeah that's a fruitful year That's a celebratory year. You want to cheer, a cheerful anthem. And then when the cold winter, the toxic waste gets in the crops, you want it very sad. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:30 You want something a little more somber. You don't want to decrease morale that much, but you just want something that the anthem is going to totally reflect the year. Yeah, you can just tell it, oh, this year's not going so well. Okay. If there's ever a disagreement of any kind, you are entitled to a duel. Just bringing it back. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:48 That's an old school rule, and I like sometimes you've got to go old school. I agree. yeah fucking what what would it be what like spears and bow and arrows and stuff um no i'm thinking about guns i'm the the cover is kind of more steam punky that's what i'm thinking about enough fair enough um this one maybe we should change what does it say all shoes will be heelys that's probably not best for my tactical movement oh all shoes all you see the problem is like there's no option it's all shoes must be here all shoes must be healing that's a rough one okay i don't think you get killed for it though um all right we'll reprint our currency
Starting point is 00:10:26 regularly with modern figures that's what everybody should be doing okay like like you know that means well that means inherently like because in a world like this things change often true so so so so so if one person is kicked out of of the presidency of the leadership then the other person you know the new person should be reflected in that yeah but see how does that work with like does it all stay the same value because yeah no but inherently like just because of how people are and like collectors like the first bill let's say the first bills have your face on it and now we're on like the 30th bill the bills with your face on it will inherently have more have more value true and and now i've started i've started a little tiny collector's
Starting point is 00:11:08 economy already yeah you started a collector's economy in your e regular economy i was gonna say e-commerce i don't think we have internet okay uh the picky boys podcast will be blasted from loudspeakers across the nation on Wednesday and Sunday? Yes. Bada bing? Yes. That could stay.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Why has that not number one? The number one rule was, what was it? Deep dish pizzas, and that wasn't number one? And then finally- Also, that's not really a rule. That's just a statement.
Starting point is 00:11:33 And finally, an annual game of Survivor will decide our elections for a leader. You see, I think that's going to happen anyway. That comes with it. This is organized by the state. Oh, it's sanctioned by the governing body.
Starting point is 00:11:45 And it's still me. I think you'll die. I'm behind the scenes. I'm not the leader, but you know. You're the wizard. I, you know, I'm Geppetto. Okay. I pull the strings.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Geppetto. Of the leader. But those are my rules. You know, not as good as I thought they were. Not as memorable as I remember. Not as impactful. But you know, this is when I was going crazy. I was stuck in my home.
Starting point is 00:12:12 These were the things that I was thinking about. True. And you thought that. Because I wasn't trying to solve any of the real problems at the time. Yeah, of course not. Why would you? And then you thought that those are worth solving, though. Those are problems that I've, you know, had in my life.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Two of those problems had to do with food. And, you know, food is something that we need to survive. So, honestly, in an apocalypse situation, probably more of them would have to do with food. True. I think you'd be surprised. In an apocalypse situation, you would murder somebody for a BLT. True. Imagine getting bacon?
Starting point is 00:12:43 I don't know. What do you think you would miss the most? 10 years you're in it like you know i watched the walking dead and they've been in it for like 15 years now that show's gotta end that's fine can we please that's fine it did get it did get better sometimes the killer of a good show is not knowing when to end it that's fair but it did get better so i don't know how that works but either way they've been in it for like dude i think like 16 years there's been zombies walking around what do you miss at that point you everything right you i i think you miss nothing oh you think you just murdered that past i think yeah i think it's
Starting point is 00:13:14 it's your new normal you know it's my new norm yeah yeah but what year does that happen i feel like i'm not because you know you know what the problem is too if we're sitting around the campfire and it's been 16 years and then someone some fucking pussy has the gall to say you know what i could go for right now you guys remember a burger dead don't even bring that's rude don't even bring it up that's rude which me killing him or them bring it up killing him no don't bring it up everybody wants a burger this isn't but we can but but but you you have to think in order to recreate the burger we can find more meat for a burger we can grow the meat we can grow the meat we can grow the meat yeah yeah people have to have to say you know say what other people may
Starting point is 00:13:57 not want to hear in order for society to progress and i i agree with the burger guy i want a burger not an i want a burger right now no not an antonio's world we'll have two separate factions well that's that's just inappropriate you're you're gonna be known as a terrible person yeah That's fine. You're killing people for mentioning things. And my faction is going to be so strong, we're going to take out your little pussy faction that's worried about deep dish pizzas and Heelys.
Starting point is 00:14:20 No, no, no, you definitely aren't. No, no, no, you definitely aren't. I have no reason why. No, we have an elite squad, an elite army. Yes, and I have tanks. Because people are... How are you beating tanks? Because people who are treated well
Starting point is 00:14:34 care about what they're fighting for. Any one of your people will flip on a dime. Yeah, what do you have to offer them? I have... What do you got? You got an endless supply of Heelys? I have tanks, RPGs, assassins, ex-military. Do you know how easy it is?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Your place is like a house of cards. I literally send one person in there, you know, send one person in as a covert spy, and then he starts the rumor, hey, Tim over there was talking about, you know, mac and cheese last night. Then I tell someone else to say, oh, hey, Antonio's command leader has actually been trying.
Starting point is 00:15:13 He's been trying to make a kebab. Yeah, I don't think anybody from your pussy posse is going to make it covertly into my elite squad of non-foodventionists. They absolutely will. My people are fighting for what they love. Your people are fighting to not die. What a beautiful motivator. No.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Fighting to not die. No. I'll offer them anything they want, and I will prosper. Oh, no, no. My people will get whatever they want. It's just don't mention stuff you can't have. No. The reality.
Starting point is 00:15:50 You're going to live. It's a terrible. Your faction. I like how this turned into my faction versus your faction. Danny's faction lives in La La Land, and my faction will stomp out their brains. No. It's just not going to happen. You don't understand.
Starting point is 00:16:03 I do. I think it's. I do. First of all, you're not even going to find us. Oh. Oh, yeah. You guys are going to get lazy. Because it's all too lovey-dovey over there. You guys are going to get lazy, and then as soon as you're comfortable,
Starting point is 00:16:16 we're going to come in and attack. And it's going to be lights out all over. Nah. Where are you hiding? In the trees, Peter? No, down. Oh, under the ground. Out under the earth. All right. Easy.
Starting point is 00:16:28 We'll cave in your tunnels. We'll wait you out. Eventually, you're going to need food. You'll starve. You'll ask for a deal. I'll take half of you, leave the rest to die, just to send a message. Now mine's stronger and you're depleted. You're really making all of the best case scenarios for yourself.
Starting point is 00:16:45 You won't even know we exist. You'll be too busy comparing dick sizes with other warlords. We won't know you exist. This is the classic tough guy strategy. My faction is better. Then you fight with other factions who think they're better. We don't think we're better than anybody. We just are quiet.
Starting point is 00:17:07 that was pretty impressive and that's the key and that's the key wait for the right timing true no have you seen this game on tiktok uh i wish that i had more context than that it's the letter game okay no i haven't it's the category game okay do you want to play around i still don't have enough context but you go first and then i'll go okay oh why is my thing so and what we're gonna put it up for them or something yeah i'll put it up okay so there's all these things, and I'm going to get a letter, and I have to name a thing on each thing with each of these
Starting point is 00:17:41 letters. You know, with the letter. So if it's a D, I need to name a country with a D, a city with a D, an animal with a D. Okay. Ba-ba-ba. Alright. Here we go. And then we'll put it up there somewhere. Is there a horse down here? What the fuck was that? You heard that, right? Yeah, I did. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:58 We'll do... We get 60 seconds. Alright, here we go. L. Country with an L, Lebanon, City, Louisville, Animal, Liger, Body Part, Leg, Job, Lieutenant, Brand, Louis Vuitton, Famous Person, um oh god uh lisa ann uh wow okay clothing leggings chemical element lithium and sport uh-oh oh no uh-oh sport they're yelling at you right now no i have i have 15 seconds wow you suck lacrosse bitch lacrosse wow
Starting point is 00:18:55 i'm gonna crush you wow lacrosse i can't believe that was such a good run too so you lost right yeah hold on let me save this how do you save something a video you just made but it's why did you only give me 15 seconds no you just scroll to 60 yeah so he's trying to cheat already all all right okay h oh i'm going country haiti is that one yeah city um houston yeah animal hippopotamus body part hip job hitman brand uh uh oh god hardy's junior is that brand yeah okay Famous person, Henry Cavill, clothing, hat, chemical element, helium, sport, helicopter flying, I'm going to count it. No, it doesn't count. H, H, what sport, H, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:55 You've got plenty of time. I know. What sport is with H? You say bocce? No, I was going to say hibachi, hacky sack. That's not a sport. Why isn't that a sport? That's not a sport.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Home run derby. There's a big one. There's a big one. Horse racing. Horseback riding. Hockey. Horse racing counts. Okay, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Horse racing counts. Hockey sack. Why couldn't a hockey sack count? Because we're not like nerds on a college campus during their free period. First of all, we totally can be. And if you ask them, that was the hardest sport that they've ever played. All right. I saved that to my draft.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Hopefully that saves it. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. I think we did pretty good. Some of them are, usually the element, if you get an odd letter, the element can fuck you up. I think if you get any, like, how would you do with X or Q? Well, of course, you know, those are the underrated letters. Those are the underrated letters. But, yeah, of course, if you have X.
Starting point is 00:20:52 But I think we got pretty good letters. Yeah, I mean, H and L. You had an easier letter, just saying. Is Lebanon a country? I don't know. Also, Liger, I mean. Liger is an L. I know it exists, but a little bit of a stretch.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Why is that a stretch? A little bit of a stretch. Also, you said legs and leggings. I mean, how lenient are we being here with these rules, babe? Those are, you put leggings on your legs. If someone, if some girl just went, hey, I'm going to the gym. I'm wearing my legs. That's not right.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I get it. But, you know, a little, a little. And Lebanon is a country. All right, good for you. You still failed, though. I won. And you said hitman. Well, that counts.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Those, they exist. Yeah, they do. But that's a stretch. If you're saying Liger, a real animal that exists, is a stretch, then Hitman is a stretch. Because it is a real job that exists, but it's not like a job that anybody knows you have. Oh, I didn't know that was the rule. But you said an actual animal that I said was not right. Liger, how many of them exist?
Starting point is 00:21:51 I don't know. I bet you more Hitmen exist than Ligers, so if anything, I'm more correct. What? Yeah. What does that even mean? Make that bridge. Nobody knows how many Hitmen exist. There's someone that does.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Nobody knows. Maybe Interpol. Yeah, Interpol does. Interpol's probably locking up hitmen all the time. First of all, there's a lot of hitmen out there. You just don't know. I don't know about that. I think someone who does a hit isn't a hitman yet.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Two questions. One, have you ever seen a Liger? No. Two, have you ever seen a hitman? No. So there you go. At least they're equal, but we know there's more hitmen. Lawyered.
Starting point is 00:22:23 That is not true. If you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Ask a baby. Liger is definitely an animal. And again, I counted Hitman as a job. You almost crumbled there on the H for 30 seconds. Oh, well, I named like eight sports that you didn't allow. You named hacky sack.
Starting point is 00:22:40 And horseback riding. And helicopter. Helicopter racing is definitely a sport. Helicopter racing definitely exists. Okay. I was going to say like, you know, the thing with your wiener, helicoptering. That is not a sport. There's probably a competition somewhere, though.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Just because there's a competition of it doesn't make it a sport. I'd watch that competition. Ask anybody. A lot of people have very, this is pretty interesting, actually. A lot of people have very controversial opinions as to what is and isn't a sport. Okay. You know, like whenever Nathan's hot dog eating comes around, people say, greatest athlete. Somebody says, not a sport.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah, but also the people that say the only sports are like basketball, baseball, whatever, those lame people. I know. Did you watch a few weeks ago ESPN Ochoes? Ocho? No, but those are great. I know what they are. These are great sports. One of my favorites is the Air Guitar Championship.
Starting point is 00:23:36 That one's... You're losing me a little on that one. The Air Guitar Championship, who... I know somebody who's pretty good at air guitar. I know. You should talk about that, too. But air guitar is definitely on the lamer side. I did watch the Marble Olympics.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I put a post on my story. The Marble Olympics is so goddamn good, dude. It's crazy. Also, the production value. Stunning. Do you think we humans have always been intrigued in games, even if we're not the ones controlling the outcome? Do you think from the beginning of time,
Starting point is 00:24:07 people were like, do you think that alligator is going to kill that fish over there in that lake? Do you think people have been betting on outcomes forever? Yeah, I'll totally do. Like, oh, I'll bet you three of these shiny rocks that that alligator will eat that dough before yours. And I'll bet you six shiny rocks that my turtle's faster than yours. Oh, no, 100%.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It's just something that I feel, you know, like we just do. Also, like, dude, the easiest bet that people still kind of make is like, I bet you I could throw this rock further than you. True. Dude, that's the easiest bet in the world. Oh, man. Imagine that it's like the guy was like, who can get this rock the furthest? And then this guy has secretly figured out how to skip a stone.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Everybody must have been floored. Well, that would be the dumbest thing that guy could do because that guy's dying. Everybody must have been floored. Burned at the stake. No, you just teach him how to do it. True. It's like, no, no, it's not witchcraft because I can teach you how to do it. You just need a flat rock.
Starting point is 00:25:06 And then no one does it. Well, it's not an easy motion to learn. True. But it's easy to get one or two to skip, but it's really hard to skip it well. And now because this man taught everybody how to skip the stone, but you can't really. Now you're the witch. You're like, oh, God, I really got to learn how to do it. Everyone's like, oh, why can't he skip stone?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Have you ever seen a professional stone skipper? It's fucking wild. No, but I've seen people throw, like, eight stones at once and skip them all. I can't even fathom how to do that. There are some things I know I'll never know how to do. Yeah, I'm just talking about a guy who throws them really far. It's like 40 bounces. No.
Starting point is 00:25:44 And by the end, it's just, like, hovering across the water. It's insane. I've skipped stones. I've gotten, like, maybe six skips. and sometimes you know throwing rocks off of high places is a great feeling that's such a man thing you know you throw like a like a 50 pound rock over a bridge or something just hit watching it crash in the water you go fuck yeah i don't know why i don't know why you get the urge to go fuck yeah it's awesome i used i used to just just love when uh i'd find like a piece of ice that was
Starting point is 00:26:11 preserved and i'd let it crack on the ground it's amazing i like i like to pretend that in the ice as a little civilization and then i could just crush it wow that's probably a sign of something bad yeah we could we could diagnose that later therapist that yeah yeah well i'll tell i'll tell john later i think um yeah i used to throw my i mean i have like a i used to have a balcony at my old house like on top of our garage and uh i would throw my batman figurines off you know they'd have like a battle on what was supposed to be a really tall skyscraper, and then Batman would be like,
Starting point is 00:26:49 goodbye, Joker. Kick him off, but he wouldn't let him die. I was going to say, yeah, Batman doesn't kill. Because he would secretly tie him to a rope. Save him. And then the Joker just laughs, and that's it. Yeah, and then he would just... I wrote that scene before The Dark Knight.
Starting point is 00:27:03 I was going to say, you're just mimicking the movie. No, no, no, I wrote that scene before that. I used to... They credited me with that. Yeah, I mean, I would fight my action figures, too. I don't know if I had any cool, like, scenery like that. I wish I had a balcony to throw them off. Oh, man, I had so much great scenery.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I think I've said this before. I used to buy, like, Barbie dolls, had sets for Barbie dolls. So Barbie had, like, a camping set. And so I never actually had a Barbie doll, but I had the camping set. And then Batman and Robin would be camping. Like, I always thought that was just a funny thing that these two superheroes were just, like, out in the woods camping together. Superheroes need their downtime. Of course I, you know, make up a story.
Starting point is 00:27:48 It's not like I would just put them in the woods, like, oh, having a fun time with Campbell and Robin. It's like, you know, we're on the tale of Sasquatch-a-wah. Sas-quatch-a-wah. You know you could just say Sasquatch? No, but this is a mutant Sasquatch who lives in Saskatchewan. I see. Saskatchewan. If you saw Bigfoot, would you tell anybody?
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah, of course. Or would you just let him live? What? I mean, I wouldn't tell anybody to kill him. And you also wouldn't be able to. What am I going to say? I saw him in the woods over there. And now he's gone.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I mean, he's a mythical creature. What if he just says, like, please don't tell anybody, Daniel? Then I wouldn't tell anybody because now I'm scared. How did he know my name? No, I'm still, now I'm definitely telling anybody. Now I'm really betraying him. Yeah, but now you just see him. You're not betraying anybody.
Starting point is 00:28:40 First of all, you are unbelievably betraying Bigfoot. People are already looking for him anyway. People are constantly looking for him. If you found Bigfoot and he somehow knew your name and he said, Danny, please don't tell anybody I exist, and then you told somebody, guess what? You betrayed Bigfoot. You deserve what's coming.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Betrayal, first, in order to betray somebody, you have to enter a pact with them. I have no pact with Bigfoot. He's just like this fucking – if some fucking homeless man on the street said, hey, don't tell anybody. I killed 10 people. Okay. And then you were like – and then you told on him? Would that be betraying the homeless man?
Starting point is 00:29:17 No. I mean, first of all, kind of. No. Is it justified? No. Okay, but Bigfoot didn't kill anybody. And you don't know that. How does he know my name?
Starting point is 00:29:26 That's a better question. He at least rummaged through my things while I was sleeping. That's probably true. but he also didn't start the conversation by professing that he murdered 10 people. It doesn't matter. I have no allegiances and no loyalty to Bigfoot, so I will be telling somebody,
Starting point is 00:29:42 and I'll be making my money, by the way, too. Is there a reward for Bigfoot? My Bigfoot encounter. I'd start a book and a podcast and maybe a speaking tour. Yeah, but then Bigfoot gets found, and then because he's so elegant in words, he explains how much of a bad person you are.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And how would he do that? For what reason? because you betrayed him I didn't betray him and I would explain that to everybody and say this fucking crazy thing
Starting point is 00:30:07 came out of the forest and said hey and knew my name which means he was snooping on me now you're gaslighting Bigfoot now you're gaslighting
Starting point is 00:30:15 Bigfoot you're going down okay well you don't know what that means neither do you senpai yes I do
Starting point is 00:30:20 you don't know what that means and you just used it incredibly not right I feel like you guessed in what way in what way explain it to me
Starting point is 00:30:28 you were just saying like you were calling You're essentially saying, oh, no, this mythical being is crazy. Why are you listening to him? That's gaslighting for sure. No, I said this mythical being came and knew my name. That is not gaslighting because it's a fact. Is that how you go through life?
Starting point is 00:30:43 People confiding in you? Not trusting anything that walks out of the forest? Yeah, that's how I go through life. Sorry that's so controversial. That is controversial, Danny. I don't think so. Because he trusted you, and I'm a Bigfoot supporter. you can find me at danny is watching on instagram you can find me at ant prisco can't forget to
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