Picky Boys Podcast - Winning The Lottery Will Ruin Your Life!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #250
Episode Date: November 13, 2022NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On the 250th episode of the picky boys podcast, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss how badly wet clothes smell, a VR machine with the ultimate consequ...ences, long-distance couples utilizing technology, and how one lottery ticket can change your life...for a couple of hours! Leave a comment down below & enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/
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Stank it's stank. It is a stank. And do you have a favorite load?
Yeah
I was driving. I'm good for a second. I'm good for a suck anytime. I didn't give him that name also
Wow, that's a great idea. That is a really good idea. Keep your virginity safe locked up
So that's good for like the amish you with a billion dollars would be a monster 100. I mean a good person
I'm game, let's go.
Welcome back to the Piggy Boys Podcast, episode 250.
Damn, isn't that nice?
That's a great number.
It's like a quarter of a thousand.
Yeah, it almost came out.
Almost got me.
Quarter of a thousand.
Quarter of a thousand.
So we're a long way away from a thousand, pretty much.
We're a long way away from a thousand.
But we'll get there.
Like we were discussing this earlier,
we used to put out two podcasts a week on that on that rate at that rate we were way you know
yeah we were on track to get to a thousand you know by the time by yesterday by yesterday that's
that math does not work out how many it would still take you so many weeks it would still take
many i mean it would take 10 years it would take 10 years it would still take a long time we were
on track to get there in no time yeah 10 years we were on a 104 episode per year track now we're on
a 52 episode per year track.
So it's going to take us 20 years.
We'll get there.
We already got 250.
So it'll take us 16 years. I don't know the ratio math.
No, it'll take us...
You're going to do math?
15 more years.
800.
Where did you get 800?
Well, that's how much is left.
Approximately 15 more years.
I said this from the start.
It was quick math for me.
15 years. That was the fastest math
Danny has ever done. What do you think you'll be doing
in 15 years? Hopefully I'll be
dead.
Well, maybe we all be. We'll all be.
We will all be.
No, I don't know. 15 years, wow.
What would you be? 40?
How old are we? We'll be 40.
Right now? 25.
I was going to say, what did I think
15 years ago, but I was 10, so I wasn't
really thinking anything. Yeah, I barely knew how to
speak. You just learned how to talk.
I know. Isn't it funny that when you're
child um and you're learning how to you know speak and think and care about things you like
everything like everything means so much it's like when you first learn to care about something
whether it be a a toy or a game or something or other that's like the biggest thing for you ever
yeah when you're a kid and your favorite toy gets taken away you just start crying but now if
something i really enjoy breaks i go that's fucking life you know it's like every time
yeah i don't know i think it's just you're just even in like high school you know you're starting
to learn about you know things like what do you care about in this world and you feel like this
is this this is my grandstand you know what's the grandstand what was an example yeah what was it
what was your grandstand at 18 but it's starting to sound like to me is that you used to care about
stuff and now you care about nothing and you're like you sound like dennis reynolds like remember
what we used to care about remember what things used to matter i still care for stuff i know i
guess so danny's really encapsulated that is what it is no no i mean i guess so but i feel like as
you as you get older you start to realize how powerless you are oh my god can we stop with
this what's on your index cards we do this every time what's on the index card you go to this like
place in the ether i okay um index cards are back i i have a is there a math problem on there
oh my god i had a laundry crisis god absolutely let's go back to the existential stuff you're
like a mother absolute laundry crisis i tell you i uh so do you have a favorite load
meaning like temperature wise
a good morning load
is the best
no a favorite load is in like
whites, colors
let's say all your
no no no not like that
let's say first of all
everybody knows that separating your whites
and colors is a myth told to us
by parents that is not true
yeah and from the 1800s
because I've been mixing them and nothing has happened
that's why you have a problem with laundry
every day that is not why this is currently a laundry problem you're having how do you know
it's not called it has nothing to do with the colors either way but wait doesn't if you bleach
it it matters if you use bleach i'll be honest i have not used bleach one time i don't know in my
whole career yeah i don't know where i don't i don't even know where i'd buy bleach yeah where
do you put the bleach i feel like i would just i got my home depot but i don't know if that's
what you're using why do you get it you're using home depot bleach remember i cleaned the outdoor
the backyard. JT's
cleaning weeds and then with
that same stuff, doing his laundry. No, bro, it was paint all
over the backyard. Oh, yeah. Let's go there.
Okay. Either way. Laundry
situation. So it wasn't actually
me doing the laundry bad. It's just
I didn't... Oh, sorry.
What I mean by my favorite load
is that you ever
like go through all of your clothes
and someone says, you can do one load of laundry.
You pick your favorite things.
All of your favorite clothes. My favorite
shirts my favorite underwear my favorite pants i'll do a quick load and then i'll have like my
favorite stuff for the next so it's your favorite outfits so it's like my favorite outfits who is
all of my most important clothes who is this laundry supreme master yeah yeah that's that's
forcing you to only pick certain clothes at your laundry with you you you you said that's because
the house sprung a leak that's not my fault okay it's probably your thousands of loads here comes
the context our house sprung a leak antonio says oh keep laundry to a minute keep water usage to a
minimum so i say okay i well i have no clothes left so i'm gonna do my favorite load first mistake
that's the point did my favorite load everything's going great typos whole thing everything's good
then i put it in the dryer bada bing um and then i go out you know somewhere to like a friend's
house or something and i actually i and i leave it in the dryer but that's what i do sometimes
You know, sometimes the dryer's done, you leave it in the dryer.
I asked Danny to do as little laundry as possible because the house is dying.
And what he does is ten loads of laundry.
Well, no, I wouldn't need to do it if this hadn't happened.
I left it in the dryer.
Turns out there was a lot of hoodies in there.
And as the dryer was tumbling, it pushed open the door of the dryer and stopped the machine.
So now all these clothes are sopping wet, and I don't come home that night, so they're just sitting there.
And then I kind of just forget about it the next day, and then I'm like, oh, my clothes.
And I go to get them.
It's –
Got to rewash them.
Oh, my God.
It's more than a rewash.
It is – I mean this is like – this is like – you ever go to soccer practice and leave your practice clothes in your drawstring bag for like two or three days?
I've never done that.
I've done that.
And then you open it, and you go, oh, my God.
It's like a terrible stench.
How are you guys so disgusting?
For me, it's like when you go on vacation, and then maybe the last day you go in the pool,
and then you're like, fuck, I have this wet bathing suit.
So you pack this wet bathing suit into your travel bag.
Maybe you leave the travel bag somewhere.
You got to decompress.
You open it.
Stank.
It's stank.
It is a stank.
And there's a stank all over my favorite load.
and so
Danny's favorite load stinks
my favorite load stinks
and so
that's the real crisis
and now
so I bought a bunch of
like new
very fragrant soap
to try to fix it
but I'm kind of
I'm really in a crisis
because of that
there's hundreds of dollars
worth of clothes in there
yeah so that one load of laundry
to not break the house
turned into ten
Danny is destroying this house
now I do have to
one hole at a time
so what do you have to do now
to fix it
I have to do
more laundry
you see I just
re-washed it
that's what I'm saying
I tried that
still had a
still had a twinge
how long did you leave it for?
it was there
you know what it is
it's probably a week
since the
no
because if you leave
wet clothes out
they stink
but if you dry them
for a sec
now it's hot and wet
that's what he tried to do
it's hot and wet
and it's in a dark place
metal container
I mean it's basically
a petri dish in there
it's laundry 101
it was mildewy
and then he just tried
to dry it
and cover it up
like paint
no no
I re-washed them
I don't believe you
anyway
so they're still twinge
so we'll see what happens
but the point is
a one load turn into ten loads.
Don't you love it
when one load turns into ten?
That's a good day.
My mother loves it.
All right.
You know what?
I'm always bringing up
my goddamn mother, JT.
Anyway, sorry.
I just need to get that off my chest.
Yeah, thank you
for breaking the house.
Okay, next.
Let's go to something
more topical.
Did you see that
the guy who founded Oculus
made a VR machine
that kills you
if you die in the game?
Was that real?
It was real.
No, it wasn't.
I mean, he's not going to sell it, but he did make it.
Did he make the schematics for it, or did he make it?
I saw a thing.
I don't know if it was a rendering or a piece of a real object,
but I saw the thing.
It has like three spikes on top, which I assume go into your brain.
Oh, it's not like an explosive?
It's like a cattle thing?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, God, that sucks.
Also, do you know how easy it is to die in games?
It's not even like it's hard to do.
I think you have to make a specific game for this thing, you know.
Also, so this guy's the new Jigsaw?
Yeah.
He's just becoming Saw.
I mean, he sold his company, Oculus, to Facebook for $2 billion.
So what else do you do with your time?
I guess you turn into Jigsaw.
Imagine someone, like, kidnaps you and puts you in a VR headset
that'll kill you if you don't win a game.
Imagine someone put Danny in that, it's over.
Is there any game that, like, let's say they let you pick your game.
Is there even a game that you could beat without dying once?
Minecraft Survival.
That's hard.
That is hard.
Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
minecraft creative my bad creative be creative mode like well i'll be a god with this immortality
i would still get nervous can you even die no you literally can't it's literally just go into a
bucket of lava i'm telling if you manage to die in minecraft creative i don't know what you did
what what are some like famous games that do like no death playthroughs because those are things i
mean the hardest hard ones yeah like elven ring uh dark souls resident evil 2 no no damage no
saves it's like i'm not playing that with a bomb strapped in my head true i think i'm doing gta
because i could live i go to a strip club you know i could blow up a plane that's just life
simulator yeah it's just life simulator or maybe when you're in vr and i'm in vr and if some loser
decides to roll up in his bugatti and shoot me and i'm dead i mean what what can you do that
could happen in real life too i think i like the idea of it like i know what he's trying to say
he he's he's trying to do like well you know people kind of uh see vr in the real world is
very distant right now so what if you kind of incorporate some real world consequences and he
just did that to the extreme yeah like like pinch me you know but but but what what if there's a vr
machine that like uh brands you no see that's still too much that that i could get into
because like at least like it's not death obviously i don't want to die but it's you know
there's some stake can't you have a vr machine like a vr suit that like pinches you really hard
or zaps you electric shock zaps you you'd rather be branded i but i'm talking about something with
gusto okay the shocks hurt something really really something that really is like we i do
not want this to happen don't you don't like being shocked i feel like that would work well
Every bullet is a little zap.
I mean, I wouldn't want that.
I'd be like, oh, fuck, stop.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I guess so.
You can't even get out of a suit?
I can't.
I don't want a permanent mark.
Branding is very permanent.
So what are they, like, what is the brand?
Or it's just a little cut.
Death by a thousand cuts.
Yeah.
Yeah, is it going to cut the same spot over and over?
That would suck.
No, you're just wearing, like, a sleeve of X-Acto knives.
It's a full body suit, but you keep getting shot in the same spot.
It's like, oh, God.
I don't know.
don't put me in it
I think he's on to something there
I think pain is coming to VR soon
not that
pain is coming
but that means pleasure is coming
that also means pleasure is coming
I want to go to a VR strip club
and feel the stripper's hand on my chest
oh my god that would be so cool
I mean you know
where was that thought going
where was that thought going
where was that thought going
I'm going to stay locked in the brain
rewind time
No, I mean, I was going to say that...
Oh, he's making it up now.
Now he's making it up.
No, no, I'm not.
I was going to say that, you know,
early on, before VR was really a thing,
like, I was into kind of the bridge of technology
and masturbatory activities.
What the fuck?
Simplify that.
Simplify that.
You know, like, I saw...
Like a flashlight.
It's like a flashlight,
but they have these...
This is before pre-VR.
They sold this machine that, like,
the the inner the inner things of the flashlight squeeze is it the autoblow it's it's no it's not
the autoblow names i saw it on uh dave on this is a self-contained thing and at the time the company
who i thought was very cutting edge was was going to make videos and sync them up to the video so
essentially your thing would have like would know when the video started and the the the feelings
would be exactly the same yeah yeah so like when the person he or she is going up and down true i
also saw a wonderful couple's gift it included it included a fleshlight and then like a vibrator of
sorts and it was for long long distance couples and when whenever he or she inserted it wherever
that was you now feel it on your penis bro that is what that's crazy that is way too much work
just jerk off just jerk off now now i gotta like facetime and time up and not pleasure my
significant other and this device i don't want to do that just jerk off i don't know i feel like
that could be um even for non-distant relationships i feel like that could be a good case study or
like a learning opportunity for a lot of men because you know your your woman is going to be
pleasuring herself and then you'll know how to really or you know what's even better for
they're marketing this all wrong for lost long distance couples market this towards christian
couples can't have sex till marriage boom damn technology damn that's a good idea i they call
me elon musk of sex toys they call him wow that's a great idea that is a really good idea keep your
virginity safe locked up and so that's good for like the amish and the mormons i don't think the
amish care about sex no brother bro the amish i don't know enough well no first of all the amish
They just don't use electricity.
Yeah, the Amish can't even use that.
No, the Amish can't even use that.
It's battery power.
The Amish fuck, for sure.
You think they fuck without being married?
Oh, maybe not.
And also, that's really unfortunate.
They wouldn't be able to use that.
I don't think they...
But the Mormons and the Christians,
I think you're really onto something.
I agree.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
What should we call it, though?
Stamp that.
The promise something.
The promise vibe.
Promise good vibes.
The soul saver.
Yeah, the chest.
Baby from Eternal Damnation.
Chest, chest dies.
We'll work on that.
Put it in the comments.
Put it in the comments.
Workshop in that for sure.
You know, I remembered something that I did a while ago,
and it made me laugh again in the car.
I was driving to this girl's college with her.
so so it was like a three-hour trip and uh the the trip was really long and like just the radio
was playing and then out of nowhere i really wanted to hear uh drift away by uncle cracker
you know like give me the beat boys and free my soul so like i just i don't know why i had the
desperate need to hear that song and i asked her to put it on she put it on and i'm driving and
i'm driving and the song comes on and i'm vibing and like 30 seconds into the song she decides to
tell me a story like i all i wanted to do is listen to the song and now she's telling me a
story i swear to god i couldn't care less about i saw traffic coming on the other side of the road
for a split second a split second a part of me went i'm okay crashing the car i swear to god
should have done it i hate when that happens and then and then i i took that away i was like all
right this is a real funny moment and then the the trip was still two hours left and i was afraid i
would forget it so i asked her i said uh can you do something for me but you're gonna be really
upset about it and then she said sure and she got really nervous and i said can you go to your notes
and write um a scenario where someone really wants to hit us hear a song i said i said can
you write a scenario where someone really wants to hear a song and then the person puts it on
and tell us a story that they care nothing about
and then write that,
then you make them write it down to remember it later.
And then she didn't talk to me the rest of the trip.
That might be the meanest way to say that.
That is so rude.
You could just do, first of all, this is what I do
because I've been in that situation.
You could just say, oh, I love this song
and then turn it up.
During their story?
No, they're saying something and you're like,
oh my God, I love this song.
and then you turn it up.
It's like you're cutting it off a little bit.
No, I think you just up front, you go,
sorry, shush, shush, shush, shut up.
Can this wait till after the song,
then turn it up, and then when the song's over,
tell their boring story.
I couldn't care less about it.
But I knew I would forget in the two-hour drive,
so she had to write it down for me.
So those are three different scenarios.
If you were the person who was telling the story,
which one would you rather be told?
Definitely not Antonio's.
I know that.
That is so rude for no reason.
I think of funny things while I'm driving, and I forget them sometimes.
So I needed her to, and I couldn't, you can't write notes and drive.
That's irresponsible.
So I needed her to write down that I didn't care anything about her story.
And I just wanted to listen to Uncle Cracker.
No, sometimes that happens, too, with, like, movies or TV.
It's like you put on a movie.
It's like I'm trying to show someone a movie, and then they're trying to get all, you know, or show.
Like, I put on Survivor.
Oh, God.
Don't mess with Daniel.
And then all of a sudden, you know, they're trying to survive her and suck.
And I'm like, listen, you can put on whatever you want, and then we can do that, but not during Survivor.
Get off me.
This is my time.
I need to be completely focused on these random strangers instead of getting sucked.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not trying to do this right now.
I'm trying to focus on, you know, the entertainment.
See, that's psychotic to me.
Why?
It's the same thing you feel.
Oh, so good.
I was driving.
I'm good for a suck.
I'm good for a suck any time.
I didn't give him that name.
I'm good for a suck anytime.
I don't know who Uncle Cracker is, but I think he's racist.
Maybe.
He has to be.
I mean, I don't know.
It would have been fine.
Either way, you're being rude for Uncle Cracker.
I'm being rude for the greatest television show of all time.
I was driving.
That's a stretch.
You need to relax.
That's a stretch.
You need to relax.
There's not one scenario that I could think of that I wouldn't get sucked doing.
Survivor's not even top ten.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's not true.
Well, there's not one scenario where that's not true.
Not one scenario.
That's not true.
Name any scenario.
I'll get sucked.
Family dinner.
I'm fine with it.
No, you're not.
I'm fine with it.
You're lying.
I'm fine with it.
You're lying.
Grandma's funeral.
I'm fine with it.
No, you're not.
I'm fine with it.
You have to think about it.
I have to think about it.
I'm fine with it.
No, you are not.
Again, I'm not getting sucked.
You're carrying the casket.
I'm not getting sucked carrying my grandmother's casket.
Well, that's your one.
In front of everyone?
Yeah, why does that have to be?
I could go to the bathroom.
There's a bathroom in Funeral Home.
You sent me one scenario.
You could go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I could go to the bathroom in the Funeral Home.
Okay.
There's not one scenario.
You catch me.
I'm getting sucked.
Prison.
Female guards.
I could get sucked.
I'd be hard-pressed to find one.
You think you're going to sway the female prison guards?
Oh, 100%.
Thank you, JT.
I appreciate that.
Bro, the stories come out all the time about these fucking...
moral of the story is there is not one scenario
where I wouldn't rather get sucked
boys Christian retreat
would you stop trying to get me to say I'll get sucked by a boy
or a child or a man
I'm not trying to get you to say that
I'm trying to get you to say I won't get sucked here
so at a boys Christian
youth camp they have to have
mothers I'll get sucked by a mother
they're not there
and do they have to have mothers
most of them
What if the mothers got killed
and the bus ride back?
All of them.
Every single one.
Then they have to have a grandma.
Someone's picking them up.
Someone's picking them up.
I just don't believe you.
Getting sucked.
Cards.
Scroll through them.
Right now the biggest Powerball
at the time of recording
is $2 billion.
Wait, did someone win?
Yeah, someone won it.
What?
Someone won it.
It's over.
Oh, jeez.
You had to hope so?
Wait, who won it?
Some person in California.
You know the state that had the problem?
No, that was Connecticut.
And California.
It was two states.
Wait, the state that had the problem?
Like, the drawing got delayed, and it was because of, like, Connecticut and California.
And then, coincidentally, the person who won was in California.
It's a finagle finagle out there.
Wait, so someone did win?
Are you sure about that?
Promise.
Okay.
Why?
You were hoping?
Well, yeah.
Well, this is what I was going to say.
I feel like a lottery ticket is, like, everybody knows you're not going to win.
to win but it feels like a it's like a thought train ticket like i buy i spend i spend three
dollars or two dollars on it i spend six bucks get three games and then for like 10 hours i can
i can escape into my mind and be like man what am i gonna do with my fucking 500 million dollars
yeah there's definitely not one person that doesn't hold the ticket they bought in their
hand and go okay well now i'm in fantasy land until i get upset and and honestly to me just
that night of bliss is totally worth it because that is because i can because i can you know at
any point i can just say oh what would life be like with unlimited money but but it it doesn't
it doesn't feel real when you're holding something in your hand that there's a chance it can be
there's there's just this there's this this thought pattern that is so it's so powerful
And I love it.
Danny is a huge, I'm going to make present Danny happy and don't care about future Danny.
No, but that's not true.
No, because that is so, if you like that, that is you really enjoying that hour that it gives you or whatever.
And then just inevitably when you get disappointed, it has to be worse.
So you don't care about that Danny that's in that worse feeling.
You care about Danny holding the ticket.
Well, first of all, everybody knows that that's not true.
I am especially notoriously drunk Danny, super, super cares about sober Danny.
I'll always wake up.
I'll check my fridge.
There's like a Gatorade and half a sandwich left just for you.
There are a lot of moments where you look at someone and the decisions they're making right now and you realize, oh, this person doesn't care about future this person.
Yeah.
Like this Betty doesn't care about future Betty.
There's no water by the bed.
She's still drinking.
The husband's going to call.
It's all over.
I tend to care about Future Danny, but I don't think that the realization that I either didn't win, which I just found out.
Happening live.
Or that it might not happen.
The decline doesn't bother me.
I just love the fantasization of it.
What was your fantasy?
Something like that.
What was your fantasy?
What were you planning to do with all this cash?
I don't know.
You had 10 hours to think about it.
Yeah, you just said you would do it for $10.
It's just a jubilation of not having to worry anymore, you know?
Not having to worry about anything.
More money, more problems, man.
No, but that's not...
Then bring on the problems.
Bring on the problems, bitch.
Yeah.
Do you think you'd be one of those lottery winners that goes broke after?
Because I do.
Him?
For sure.
No way, no way.
No way?
I mean, if you have $600 million and you just put $200 million to some guy, it's almost
Almost impossible to go broke.
It really is.
He gives it all to Ponzi.
Ponzi 2.0.
You just...
Michael Ponzi.
Even if you put $200 million in an account that just accumulates some wealth,
it is almost impossible to go broke.
At least he kind of knows what he's talking about.
Semi.
10%.
It's true.
If you're talking about I'm a lottery winner of $10 million,
go and broke.
Without a doubt.
That's so ridiculous.
That's so much money.
Terrible.
And maybe not.
Maybe I'll hit something again.
What does sad mean?
You hit it.
What else do you have to hit?
If you win the lottery, you're going again.
But no, $10 million you can go broke with easily.
This is psychotic.
Do you understand that that mindset means that it doesn't matter if you had $3 billion,
you're also going broke.
No, again.
It doesn't matter.
It is not that mindset.
No, if you get $10 million, you should absolutely under no circumstances go broke.
Okay.
Well, fine.
If I get $2 million.
A lot of people go broke.
The problem is, you will go broke with $10 million.
I agree that you would.
I don't think I would.
You just said you would.
You just said absolutely you would.
You just said undeniably.
You just said that if I hit the lottery for $10 million, I need to hit it again.
Well, you know, I'm being facetious.
I'm being funny for the crowd over here.
This is humor masking truth.
I would.
You don't believe what you're saying right now.
No, I do.
I do.
I've learned from my mistakes.
And I would put money in the responsible places.
but the point is that
that's what I'm saying
is that I don't have to worry about that
because when I'm poised to win
700 million dollars
I don't have to care about it
I don't have to care about anything
all I have to care about is
coming here and talking to you
but also being a billion dollars richer
it wouldn't change
get the fuck out of my house
bitch
that's probably something I would do
that's fine
so that's immediately changing
if you
well no
I'm saying it wouldn't change
you're saying
it wouldn't change
I would still do the podcast
that's
oh look at this guy
he's got a guy
that's exactly
that's what I all just said
I said either way
no no
you said it wouldn't change
you said you wouldn't change
you with a billion dollars
would be a monster
100%
I mean a good person
I didn't say you would be
bad towards us
but you would be
an unbelievable monster
to who
anybody
to who
anybody else
so you just said
towards you
anybody else
why
it's just
tell me
tell me one way i would be a monster honestly you could say i'm irresponsible with money all you
want but i i'm not a monster anyway in fact i'll probably help too many people i'm i'm i this is
what this is this is what having a ticket and hopes does it causes arguments this is what the
money would do i mean you're right i'm i i am fiscally iris i have been known to be fiscally
irresponsible at times but it's always to it's always because i'm either buying shit i'm buying
rounds for a bar that I can't
afford, or I'm doing this or that.
I'm not a monster to anybody.
In what way? Well, you don't have the billion dollars yet.
In what way could I be a monster?
It's the same way how every single person
with a billion dollars becomes a monster.
It's the same way. I don't know if you're a monster, you definitely
would change. Your lifestyle would greatly
change. Probably. Every part of you would change.
Which would change you. Everything would change.
Not that you'd be bad or good, but everything
would change. If every single thing about your life
changes because you have a billion dollars, you
will change. You will change.
Maybe.
Impossible.
No, I mean, I'm open to that hypothesis.
Danny.
Do you think you would change?
A thousand percent, yes.
Do you think you would change?
I could win $10 million.
I would still live here.
I would order Uber Eats more.
We're not talking about $10 million.
We're talking about $600 million.
I'd still live here.
I would order Uber Eats more.
I believe that.
And I would get a Tesla, though.
I'll tell you that.
JT picks a cave and lives in it.
Yep.
See, first thing I do is-
You'd be gone.
Well, yeah, but I wouldn't go far.
I was just about to say, first thing I'd do is I'd go to those old people next door,
and I'd say, hey, I'm buying you a retirement home.
Get out of this house right now.
That is also what I would do.
And then we have the two properties.
And then we have a two-house.
We could make a big backyard.
Also, as soon as Danny finds out that he has a billion dollars
and a private jet anywhere costs like $30K a pop, he's not living here.
He'll just be like, all right, yeah, just tell me an hour before.
I'll hop on the jet.
Well, I always have my home.
I've always said this.
Your home base?
No matter where I live, I'll always have my home base,
and it will always be in New York.
Safe.
Always.
Yeah, it's just in the penthouse of the NYC fucking...
I would probably buy a cozy Manhattan.
Isn't there like a penthouse, a cozy Manhattan,
little quaint Manhattan, $20 billion man?
There's like a $250 million penthouse in Manhattan, right?
There is, yeah.
Then you would buy that.
Can't buy that.
Even with a billion dollars, can't buy that.
Also, I think that's like a sports team.
They have to be selling it.
You can't just buy things sometimes, you know?
There's a lot of multi-million dollar apartments
in New York City that are owned by
Russian oligarchs
and nobody even lives in them.
I swear to God, I've never heard
that word until right now. Oligarch?
No idea. Really?
It's been big with the whole Ukraine thing.
It essentially means, and I think this is right,
but it means a rich
person whose
wealth is tied up
in political figures.
I feel like you could think of it kind of like
medieval times, like a noble. It's like a Russian
noble. Yeah. What does that mean?
It's like a guy tied to the government, has a ton of money, and maybe the money ties are to the government.
So like the Russian master of coin, whatever the fuck?
No, it's like they're not government officials, but again, their wealth is tied to the government.
Like with a string?
Yes.
Okay.
I got it.
Now I got it.
All right.
Thank you.
So we hit 250 Twitch subs.
Oh.
257, I think.
Hell yeah.
Plug it.
Plug that shit.
Plug that shit.
I stream, and so does Danny, on twitch.tv slash pickyboystreaming.
And we have sub goals, just kind of random, whatever people want.
And we just hit 250, which Danny had a 200 sub goal, and I have a 251.
So now we have to do both.
What do we have to do?
We're going to be dyeing our hair in some way.
The jury's still out on exactly who's dyeing what, what, and what's going on there.
But we will be probably talking about it in our next Twitch stream.
So go to pickyboystreaming.
so what was it
what is it
twitch.tv
picky boy streaming
give us a follow
whatever
I don't know
the jury
the jury seemed pretty in
on what they want me to do
that's true
unfortunately I have to
dye my hair pink
which I'll do
alright
tell them where they can
find you JT
find me on Instagram
at JT Holden 97
and find me streaming
on Twitch
at twitch.tv
slash picky boy streaming
you can find me
at Danny is watching
on Instagram
dot com
that's not right
oh I mean
technically that is right
But who uses Instagram on the desktop?
It's the new wave.
Oh, it's the new wave.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
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