Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 1 - Picky Boys Podcast #252
Episode Date: November 27, 2022NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode Antonio, JT, & Danny play Would You Rather ad decide between money or nudes, smart it wealthy, deaf or blind, and many more! ...Leave your Would You Rather's in the comments down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/
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Would you rather podcast today?
We're going to just do some would you rathers.
Oh, I love this question.
Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the wealthiest person in the world?
Easy peasy.
Wealthiest person in the world.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, wealthiest person in the world.
The smartest person in the world is actually probably a hell.
Probably hell on earth.
Well, the smartest person in the world works for the wealthiest person in the world, right?
Anyway.
Yeah, I guess so.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you really want to know?
I've had this discussion with some other friends about if you could know everything, would you take that?
To me, the answer is no.
There is a lot of things you do not want to know.
But don't you just have to be slightly smarter than the world's smartest person?
You think that the world's smartest person knows everything?
No, that was kind of a side tangent.
but yeah
I mean
either way
I still don't want to be
the world's smartest person
bro
you ever see
anyone who's smart
or a genius
they're freaking lame
I would pick smartest
god
you're already
halfway there
that's why
because I think
you guys are thinking
of like
you're going to be
like this mega mind
being
all it means is
you're the same person
you are now
but your brain's
computing power
is faster
it's impossible
your brain has a
better processor
if you are literally
physically changing
your brain
you will not be
the same person
I'm telling you
you be the same
your brain just
operates at a faster
He is so – you are so wrong here.
What's your measurement of intelligence here?
What's smartest person?
Does it mean know the most or does it mean you could score the highest on an IQ test?
Because that's a measurement of computing power.
It's all of it.
But still, you would change.
If you became the smartest person in the world, you would change.
If we put the smartest person on the board, you would change.
What is your –
All of it.
So I know the most and I have the highest IQ?
All of it.
I'm absolutely putting that.
It's all of it or either way.
the point is
you're going to change
regardless
exactly
how can you stay the same
your brain just
operates quicker
you have a higher
computing power
if you put a better
processor on a PC
the PC doesn't actually change
it can just do
every operation quicker
if my heart
pumped half as fast
I wouldn't be able
to do things
if your brain
goes
inadequate analysis
that's a bad one
if his brain goes double
he'll be able to do
more things
it changes him
you will change
I will be able to do
more things
because I'll be able
to do everything
twice as fast
every computation
my brain has to make, I can be twice as bad.
Can you help me here? What's he talking about?
I don't know. I just think a lot of
people have
stupid thoughts
and in a lot of ways
those thoughts, as much
as they're smart thoughts, make them who
they are.
We all agree that
if you are the smartest person in the world,
you can probably
relatively easily become extremely wealthy.
No, not at all.
You guys are both wrong.
No, you're thinking about it.
I'm stupid and I can become wealthy.
I don't think any of the wealthiest people in the world
are the smartest people in the world.
Oh, I think 100% they are.
Oh, man.
Disagree with that.
No, no, no.
The wealthiest people in the world
are the people that know how to use
the smartest people in the world.
Disagree.
This is like, this is whatever.
Steve Jobs.
I think.
Model.
I think those are two different lists.
Wait, wait.
Steve Jobs falls under which one?
Wealthy person, not the smartest person in the world.
He used the smartest people in the world.
that's a fact
I was thinking more like
he was the orchestra
sending rockets literal rockets
into space he is the head
engineer at SpaceX it's not just like
the CEO running operations he is the head engineer
okay and he's a freaking
nerd he's a dweeb
the point is that he would fall under both categories
that's fine whatever but if you're saying you turned into Elon Musk
you would be
I think first of all I think
Elon Musk himself would say
he is not amongst the smartest people in the world
I mean, regardless, any way you slice it, he is among the top 0.1 percentiles.
I don't think he's anyone.
That's a lot of people.
That's a very high percentile.
That's billions of people higher.
But that's the smartest of the smart people.
And you would be smarter than that.
Yeah.
You would be at third.
But I get that difference being top 0.1 percent versus top 0.01 percent.
I don't think there's a big difference.
I'm saying if we take the top 100 of each category,
They're different people.
I think it's like one IQ point.
One IQ point will put you literally into the next percentile
because you're at such a high level.
You're at the max of human capability.
You're underestimating how much that one IQ point
is like a mile in IQ points.
When it gets to the top, it doesn't just go by steps.
It gets fucking hard.
Can we go back?
Can we retrace our steps here?
You guys don't think that if you were the smartest person
literally on Earth, you guys don't think it would be easy
to become wealthy?
You'd be able to learn skills at a speed
that is unimaginable.
I think it would be easier, but I don't think they're both.
Also, I think when you become the smartest person in the world,
you might realize, oh, who gives a fuck about money?
I want to do something else.
I don't think they're the same.
Is that a bad thing?
No.
No, but that still makes your point stupid.
I'm saying they wouldn't be.
All right.
Guys, let's be honest.
We don't have to worry about either of these.
We're arguing about different people's lives.
Go into the past and meet your ancestors?
Or go into the future and meet your great-grandchildren?
I think meeting my great-grandchildren is way cooler than my ancestors.
Great-great.
Great-great-grandchildren.
Who gives a shit about the past, honestly?
It's true.
Like, who cares?
I mean, it'd be really cool to meet my ancestors.
Would it?
It's all right, it's all right.
It'd be really cool to meet my ancestors,
but it'd be so much cooler to learn about what happens in the future.
No, see, I have a hundred and five ancestors.
What is so cool about going back and seeing your ancestors?
what are we talking here
it's just an ancestor
it didn't say a generation
I could go back
and meet the people
I'm descended from
from 10,000 years ago
who cares
oh my god
that would be so cool
why would that be cool
living about
learning about an early
human's life
and like
how they lived
is so much more interesting
than how my
it was so lame
I think it would
definitely be cool
but at the end of the day
they'd be a little
dense
you know
what would you
you're just going back
and seeing
the early humans
your relatives
is essentially just looking like a zoo animal
in a cage. I could go talk to my
grandchild. They'd probably kill me.
My grand robot or whatever.
They might kill you. Or worship you.
Or worship me. I don't know. I'm
fascinated by that. JT winds up being
the reason that he exists because he
goes back and bangs his ancestors.
Also, isn't it
you always go into
the future so you don't fuck up the past.
Oh, I don't want to affect anything.
Let's not get into that.
You can't affect anything.
But if I can, if I can go view, I'm fascinated by, especially if we can go back even further,
if I can go back 400,000 years and see like the like early human, like, like chimpanzee.
What is so cool?
Am I the only one?
What is so cool about that?
That's fascinating.
You can, you can meet the other, the other humans.
You were all like part Neanderthal.
You can even go back and meet your like Neanderthal ancestors, literally a different species from
you.
And this guy's your great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.
You're acting like.
You go back even further.
You could go back a million years and now you're great, great, great million, great
grandfather is literally a fish and you can meet him you're acting like they're gonna go oh hi jt
how you doing they're gonna rip your arm off you're not even gonna talk to me just to be able
to look at them and see how they live be fascinating you literally you can look at them and not know
the difference if that was your ancestor or a chimp like you would you might be talking to a
chimp the whole time forget it doesn't even have to be my ancestor if you just want to go back to
early human 100 i want to see it psychotic no i i would i would i i think it would be interesting
but i would definitely pick my great grandchildren because i want to see into the future but wouldn't
it be funny if it was just nothing like it's a trick you choose great grandchildren or ancestors
and but as soon as you hit great it's just black cosmic dust or you choose great grandchildren and
it's like it is like a shirtless man with a spear and you're like the great reset happened like
it was uh that would back to the stone oh right yeah you hit forward and it is like yeah have
nobody touch you for the rest of your life or be incredibly ticklish anytime anyone did touch you
oh that's so hard damn it i can't have no i need to be touched if i you know sometimes i i laugh
when like i'm getting a blow job sometimes you ever done you ever do that where where did hold
on that come from no hold on this is gonna this is gonna come back to the point but sometimes i
laugh when i i'm getting a blow job and um you're evil and one time you know there was a person
performing the fellatio they were like can you stop laughing it doesn't really
it doesn't inspire confidence doesn't inspire confidence so it would be really bad it would
be really bad for your intimacy if anytime someone touched you you laughed i mean it
would be even worse for your intimacy if you could never be touched what well that's true
I guess that's true
I'll take the laughing
at the blowjob
I'll take laughing
I'll be
I'll do ticklish as well
I need to be touched
I
for some reason
I totally forgot
about the other
the other side of it
yeah
cause you
personal experience
but laughing does ruin the mood
so I've been told
unless you tickle them back
while they're doing it
and honestly
after
after they said that
I kind of laughed harder
oh god
how do you
how do you not
it's hilarious
it's a funny thing
how do you not laugh harder
after that
it's like you know
Man, you know.
Get back to work.
Yeah.
That's staying in.
No.
That's staying in.
No.
I'm not posting it.
Oh, I will.
No.
No.
You're going to ruin Danny's image.
Ernesto, you can't do this.
Ernesto, clip it.
We got him.
You can't put that in.
Clip it and ship it.
Okay.
Okay.
Be able to read people's minds or be able to manipulate other people with your thoughts.
I mean why would you have to read other people's minds
if you can just like
oh you can never ever
you need to choose manipulate
you need to even if you don't want to ever use it
because if you could read everyone's mind you would never be able to
fall in love you could never have a relationship
you know if you knew
exactly what was going on in your partner's head at all times
it's not even that like how many thoughts
do you think that
we don't even know that go through our head
that's like, oh, I want to kill my brother or something, you know?
Imagine.
You know, it's like, you ever hold a knife and be like,
oh, I could kill everybody in here?
Yeah.
You just think about that.
Yeah, no, I totally agree.
So if my partner was like, I could really, just thoughts,
just thoughts like, oh, while she's cutting, like, dinner,
like, oh, I could just stab him in the neck.
Or be at the supermarket and just like, oh, that guy over there is so hot.
Look at his big, meaty dong.
And you're just like, I didn't need to know that.
No, there are definitely, like, so many thoughts
that you'd be very disturbed at
if you could listen to other people's minds.
But it would be cool.
I don't think it'd be that cool.
You could make a fucking killing as a therapist.
By God.
I think it'd be worse.
No.
Because you don't even have to know.
They don't even have to know you're reading their mind.
And you can just kind of introduce it.
And you're saying,
I think that the root of your problem
is that you're thinking this.
And then they'll be like,
wow, this works.
But isn't being able to control their thoughts
It's the same thing, right?
You would be able to actually heal them.
Or a psychic.
You'd be a great psychic.
That's a better route.
I wouldn't want to be able to read minds and then go to the spot where people's minds are the most fucked up.
Like, I want to be able to sleep, you know?
But, yeah, for sure.
I'm still going to manipulate.
Manipulate.
For sure.
If I could just be like, give me 50 bucks.
Buy me a...
Yeah, I guess...
Can you turn it on and off?
I'll do manipulate, too.
I'll do manipulate, too.
No.
You can't turn it on and off?
You're going to drive yourself crazy.
I guess you have to be able to turn it on and off, right?
At least.
I'll do manipulative.
54% of people.
That's pretty tight.
That's tight margin.
That's pretty tight.
Ditch all your friends for the love of your life or keep your friends and be single forever.
Single life, Haley.
People do both of these.
I know.
This is a hard one.
Not for me, but.
I wouldn't be like a good partner if I didn't have friends.
I'd be terrible.
True.
That's true.
I'd be terrible.
I think every personal relationship needs friends outside of it.
I'd be terrible, especially if I truly had nobody, and now we have to talk to each other 24-7.
Oh, my God.
That's terrible.
People want that.
It's terrible.
You don't want it.
No.
I don't want to talk to them 24-7.
I'm staying single.
Yeah.
Keeping friends.
Hey, you know, I got friends, and we can go party.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
I would become a nuisance to my partner if I didn't have friends.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, oh, you're here again?
It's like, yeah, I got nothing to do.
Yeah, that's an easy one for me.
Yeah.
Keep the friends.
And also, bros before hoes.
Get the fuck out of here.
58% of people said ditch all of your friends.
Well, that's because people are lonely out there, which is fine.
People are loveshook.
Yeah.
Same thing, I guess.
Allow someone to check all the photos in your phone gallery
or let someone else go through your browsing history.
For me, it's browsing history for...
Oh, no, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
To me, it's photos in my gallery for sure.
Yeah, it's fine.
Also, like, go through both.
I don't care.
You want to see what I'm searching?
If you don't like it, get out of here.
You don't want to see what Sausage is made.
Wait, so you're saying browsing history?
I'm saying both.
Give me both.
He said both.
He will willingly do both.
Yeah, he's like, which one do you, like someone gives me an ultimatum, which one do you want
me to do?
Both.
That's a power move.
That's a power move.
Have you ever been scrolling through, like has anybody ever shown you a picture, and
then you zoom out, like for some reason it zooms out, and you see a nude photograph?
Oh, yeah.
Well, not even that.
Just like, there have been people that tell me, you know, like if someone hands you a
phone, and they're showing you a picture, what are you not supposed to do?
You are not supposed to swipe, right?
Yeah, the terrible thing, if someone starts swiping, punch them right in the mouth.
But if someone hands you the phone and goes, yeah, yeah, swipe through.
It was a fun trip.
And, like, you swipe, and they don't tell you how many number of swipes, and then you see an S.
How's that my fault?
When I was working my old job, I built, like, I built part of an app, and one of the maintenance technicians had a problem with the app.
And so I asked him, like, screen share with me.
And it wasn't even like he went in his photos or anything.
It was just his lock screen was, like, his girlfriend or wife, like, naked.
And I was like, man, dude.
That is bold.
Your lock screen.
That is bold.
or maybe it was the home screen it was the home screen probably but i was like
well post nudes of yourself on instagram or lose all of your money post nudes lose a hundred bucks
my news worth a hundred bucks the amount of money
i'm just i'm just i'm just full sack out i'm just flipping around this question
is essentially with all the money i have could i if someone said would would you post a nude
a nude photograph to Instagram for this amount of money,
I'd say no.
So I guess the answer is lose all the money.
I lose all my assets, too.
Everything, right?
All your money.
Lose all your liquid money.
Yeah.
All liquid.
Liquid.
All liquid.
Oh, just liquid money.
All liquid.
I don't have any liquid money right now.
Okay, fine.
You lose all your assets.
Whatever.
Yeah, you got to lose everything.
Make it fun.
So if I have seven-year bonds with the government,
I lose that.
Like a house?
Yeah.
You lose a house?
I think you're posting some balls, bro.
No, I don't.
Bro, it's all just material.
I'm not blessing my balls.
I have family on there.
That's true.
And we're talking about like a tasteful nude, you might be able to convince me.
They exist on the internet forever, you know.
Yeah.
Oh, it's there forever.
Tasteful nude, you could convince me maybe, but sad.
No, for sure.
You could convince me to do like a tasteful like, you know, fireman's calendar nude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you got to show balls.
But you can't convince me to just do full dick and balls.
Well, what's a nude?
You got to show like, you got to show them.
That's what we're saying.
We're saying this is full of dick and balls.
What's a tits?
If I just did a naked photo shoot with a fireman's hat and I was holding it sexily over my junk.
That doesn't count.
But you wouldn't say, oh, that's a nude?
No.
I think you would.
No.
I think if a girl sent you that, you would go, that's a nude.
She sent me a nude.
If her tits and everything is covered up, that's not a nude.
If her tits are covered up like this and her pussy is like this, you would be like, oh, that girl sent me a nude?
I don't know what the voice happens.
No, it's not a nude.
It was trying to turn you on.
No, you are doing that successfully, but it doesn't make it not a nude.
You can't throw sex at me.
This is asking for dick and balls.
Yeah, definitely dick and balls.
I understand, but a nude has to have dick and balls.
Maybe an asshole.
Who knows?
You would call that a nude if a girl sent that to you.
I would not call that a nude.
What would you say?
So you're saying if a girl sends me a picture in a bathing suit, I'll tell you guys she sent me a nude?
That's the same thing.
That's what you're saying.
Naked and like this.
Context matters, Antonio.
Okay, so she's in a bathing suit, but the straps came off, and she's holding it up.
That's not a nude.
There's no clothes on.
That's not.
No, her hands become closed.
You just said it yourself.
Hand bra.
That's not a noob.
You've got to see Dick and Balls or Poon.
Regardless, I'll lose all my money.
I don't know.
Either way, I'm losing all my money.
Okay, so drugs and alcohol not be harmful to you
or have all delicious, unhealthy food be super healthy and nutritious?
We've asked this question essentially before.
I think it's – I am picking the food.
I think it's way easier.
Alcohol.
No, but you eat.
No matter what, you eat way more than you drink.
I'm picking alcohol
assuming that this is also
getting rid of hangovers.
It's not harmful to me in any way.
The thing is
I don't understand how this could really be a reality.
Because I would pick food
I mean I would pick drugs and alcohol
but the problem is
that like
the harmful part isn't the actual
things that it's doing to my body. It's the addiction
that I'd be fucking
either high or drunk
all the time.
You could pick it and not get addicted.
But if there is no harmful repercussions, I'm going to get addicted.
But that doesn't mean you just start doing heroin now.
You could still stay away from the bad ones.
But why?
Well, then you should pick the food one.
So for that reason, I'm picking the food one.
You don't enjoy just being sober sometimes?
I do.
But I also don't do, again, heroin or meth or things like that because I think they'd ruin my life.
Your problem is you're too curious.
I think when it says it's not harmful, it means to your body.
It can still be harmful to your life, to your productivity.
No, that's what he's saying.
That's why he's picking food.
But, again, it's like the reason I don't do heroin is not because I think it's going to be harmful to my productivity.
It's because I think I'm going to die.
I'm picking the alcohol one, and I'm not trying any new drugs.
Yeah, I think that's –
Oh, see, that's –
I think you're wasting it.
I think you're wasting it.
I think you're wasting it, too.
Because, like –
No, no, no, no.
You're in the middle ground here.
I don't want to be on your side.
This guy's on your side.
I agree with you.
I don't want to be on your side.
I agree with you.
I'm saying, like, okay, so you're picking one and then only doing half, kind of.
You pick –
I'm fine with that.
Like, you eat so much more than you drink, no matter what.
You drink, what, 10%?
You eat 90% of the day?
Also, I work out a lot.
I already eat whatever I want.
If I want a candy bar, I buy one.
No, no, no.
I already eat whatever I want.
It doesn't matter.
Maybe you won't get chubby, but it's not about the calories.
You're healthy.
Your heart will give out because you get to eat what you want, and your heart loves it.
It's a little different.
It's your body.
But I already eat what I want.
That's my point.
My heart's not going to give out.
Not anytime soon.
But not anytime soon.
And you know what?
Honestly, I'm going to food.
I'm sticking with food because every drug I've ever tried at the end of the day has not been as, like, rewarding.
It's just, like, a really good sandwich.
Fucking burger, yeah.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Maybe I'm not doing the right drugs, but fuck, like, a good chicken, fried chicken sandwich.
Fuck.
Honestly, I'm really happy that's the opinion.
I'm glad.
I'm glad that's what's keeping you away from heroin.
I'm glad.
It's true.
Next.
All right.
Have a great love life or win the lottery?
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
Joke's on you.
The lottery is like the $200 scratch off.
Give me the lottery and Svetlana.
Show me the money.
Choose love life.
Oh, fuck you.
He's like, well, I know in my lifetime I could make $5 million,
so I'd rather the love life.
Cannon will.
I believe you.
This is a question.
They say that there's always one in a relationship.
Be with someone who loves you more or be with someone you love more.
There has to be one, right?
Because there's no way it could ever be exactly perfectly equal.
Yeah, unless it's like a – I'm sure there's one couple who is truly equilibrium.
That would be like impossible, right?
If you measure it like –
How do you even measure it?
Yeah.
Also, doesn't love fluctuate?
Sure.
Yeah.
Some months it fucking sucks, man.
It's like –
You fluctuate at the exact same levels?
I don't know.
But I think at the end of the day...
I can't be...
I don't think I could do the love more.
Yeah, I agree.
Me, the love more.
I can't do it.
I agree.
I want to be loved more.
I want to be loved more.
I want to be fucking loved.
I want to be loved more as well.
That one's easy.
Flirt with your employee or flirt with your colleague?
What does that mean?
So you're a subordinate or someone on the same level as you.
Oh, Try Guys question.
He'll answer that one.
I mean, I guess colleague.
Why would you
If all the factors are the same
Why would you pick employee
Because you're into like a boss
Subordinate thing I guess
It's like more of a kink
Maybe I get caught
Oh true
This is a good one
These are all very presumptuous about relationships
But let your partner
Choose every movie you watch
Or let your partner pick every restaurant you eat at
This would be tough
Every restaurant I eat at
movie. Which one?
I'll let them pick every restaurant I eat at.
I could most, like, I could
I could figure out something
to eat. Every place has a
steak. Every place has a burger, usually,
unless they're vegan. I wouldn't be dating
you anyway. So the point is
I like my movies. Sometimes when I want
to relax, I can't be watching, like, Princess Diary
every day for fucking years. I can't do it.
But this one's not that worrying.
Like, this is your partner. Wouldn't they have your best interests?
So wouldn't they be at least half the
time picking places you like and movies you like can you tell us not being a fucking mary
we're trying to answer a question if it's like your worst enemy terrible people is it your worst
let's just say you're dating a terrible person you're dating a terrible person and they pick
you the restaurant movie then because you don't watch that movie i don't watch that many but you
don't go out to eat either what's the difference are you in home more yeah i don't know i'm not
This person doesn't bother me.
JT's like, pick both.
Pick both.
Be able to see twice the distance or be able to hear twice the distance.
See.
Because that means, like, bro, this conversation with you would be deafening.
You wouldn't even be able to listen to music.
You wouldn't be able to go to concerts.
I don't think that's how that works.
Because dogs can hear stuff way better than us.
But they're not like, they can still hear stuff at normal volume normally.
They're not like.
Well, how do you know they're not?
It's not super loud.
Or how do you know it's not super loud?
to them also can i just then listen to music half volume also they also they can hear different
frequencies right that's so that's different than i could i could hear the same kind of but it's not
just that they can hear from further away and in more detail being able to see twice distance would
just put me at normal that's what i was gonna say about hearing my hearing sucks i'm gonna pick
hearing because that'll just put me if i had any better hearing i'd be able to hear you guys's
heart beating i can't i can't pick hearing true i can't pick hearing and totally like text me
responding to the conversations I'm having in my room
over Discord.
I'm thinking it doesn't make
anything on the inner circle louder.
It just makes where you're able to
hear from larger.
Well, then I'll go hearing.
Now I'm like a little secret agent.
I could work in the CIA. You could put me
three coffee tables over.
You could probably do that with just a hearing aid.
Yeah, but then you get that weird frequency and it breaks your brain
or something.
I don't want to be a cyborg.
Yeah, why?
Oh my god.
Have diarrhea every day for three months
or have a mosquito next to your ear
while you sleep for three months.
Diarrhea.
Diarrhea.
I already have that.
Diarrhea.
I'll blast the toilet all day long.
Mosquito next to my ear.
I'd rather have diarrhea every day for three months
than have a mosquito in my room for three months.
It doesn't even have to come close to my ear.
Has a mosquito ever flown near your ear?
It's the most uncomfortable thing on earth.
It's like any bug that comes near and you hear it,
you get a buzz.
It's very scary.
That means it's really close to your ear
And I don't want to hear what noises a bug is making
It's also really close to like a place
That depending on how large it is
It could enter your body
Maybe go to your brain
It's at one of your gates
It's also one of the orifices that you can't
You can't see it
I don't like that
If a fucking fly snuck up on me from the back
Like a puss and went in my ear
You're not sleeping for three months if you have that
You're not sleeping for three months with diarrhea either
They call me Diarrhea Dan, I don't care
I bet you could sleep with diarrhea.
Put it on a diaper.
You'd have very bad sleep.
Yeah, probably.
You'd probably wake up in the middle of the night.
Yeah, you're not sleeping through the night.
Can't trust a fart.
Have the voice of the opposite sex or have the body build of the opposite sex?
I feel like...
Does that mean I have, like, tits?
I feel...
Yes.
I feel like...
Does it?
It has to be.
What's body build?
You have tits and some thickies.
I thought I just meant I was a little more petite.
I'll go voice.
That's an easy one for me.
I feel like girl and guy's voice, like, I get pretty close sometimes.
Maybe if it's a lottery and I get like a super squeaky one,
all right, I fucked up.
But if I get a lottery and I get, you know, a manly one,
like, you know, a rugby player or something,
maybe, you know, that'd be nice.
True.
What would you pick?
I guess I'll pick...
I guess I'll pick voice.
I mean, if you picked voice,
you would only get a manlier one.
That's not true at all.
My voice, no one has ever mistaken my voice for a woman's, ever.
Even as a kid?
Well, no, not as a kid.
i wish we had more recordings in the state that it is right now you can if this was a woman
that'd be concerning why did you drop your voice lower all right and i think we can end it on this
one the hardest fucking question i cannot deal with this one live the rest of your life without
sight or the rest of your life without sound be mute be blind or deaf that's the question
To me, this one's easy, but I know people argue about this one.
This one is so, so, so incredibly hard for me.
I need to see.
It's so easily see.
I need to see.
Take away my hearing.
Yeah, I need to see.
I need to see.
It's one, obviously there's advantages and disadvantages of both,
but one, it's so much harder to be a person.
Yeah.
It's so much harder to be a person.
Like, you're asking to, yeah.
You need help with everything.
The question between if you'd rather be blind or deaf,
If you're deaf, okay, you lose a lot of pleasures,
but if you're blind, you lose being, like the ability.
Anything outside your own home,
you're going to essentially need help with,
whether it's help from a person or seeing an eye dog or whatever.
Yeah, I know.
You're right.
I'd pick deaf, but begrudgingly.
Yeah, but you'd be angry about it.
I have a question for it to end it that we thought.
Would you rather be the color blue or the color green?
what is that
am I a conscious being
no that's it
would you rather be
the color blue or green
I'm going blue
green
why would you rather be green
I go blue
why
what is that
I switch I'm blue
what color would you rather be
green
why green
because I like green
I think I'd rather be blue
blue's like the sky
personally I'd rather be blue green
blue's cooler
oh you know you can't cheat
like that's what you're at
no I like green
I think I like
I think overall
I used to say blue
was my favorite color
but it has switched
to green recently
because
Blue has one of my favorite individual colors in it,
but the spectrum of green I think is cooler.
What is that, like turquoise, aquamarine?
Like all different kinds of – wait, which one?
What's your favorite color within blue?
It's kind of like a light – kind of like that blue on that prime bottle over there.
Sky blue kind of?
Yeah.
A little darker?
Like a cerulean.
Blue is way cooler than green.
Also, they even made blue cooler now because they made the $100 bill blue.
Green team doesn't even have money no more.
But the spectrum of greens is so cool.
so many cool greens
look how many greens
are just in this
fine that's cool
but green
green also has like
shit throw up
like colors too
there are some ugly blues
there's not as many
ugly blues as there are
like throw up piss greens
there's not really
ugly blues
thank you JT
no blue is way
what's an ugly blue
name it
yeah
what's an ugly blue
I think some of the lighter
the light
light blues
are kind of just like
no you're just making that up
because the light green
the light green
is like throw up yellow
and a light blue is just
Yeah, like baby diarrhea green.
Yeah, baby diarrhea green.
Vomit green.
True.
But blue is like,
okay, you're a little more purple
or a little more,
what's on the other side of blue?
Red?
No.
What?
What are you asking?
Like a dark blue
is almost like a purple, right?
Yeah.
So what's the other way?
A light blue is like white?
A light blue, yeah.
So that's so much better
than throw up green.
Yeah, I guess so.
I don't know.
I think there are much better greens
within green
than there are blues within blue.
All right, I'll give Team Green nature
because where's blue in nature?
But, I mean, I feel like the sky is painted blue, you know?
Like, there's so much more water.
True.
That's blue.
So there's more blue out there.
But water is blue, you know,
generally, like, ocean water is blue
the same way a blueberry is blue.
It's really just, like, almost purple.
What's actually more blue, I'd say,
is, like, a Concord grape.
Yeah.
That's like kind of blue.
That is bluish, even though people say it's purple.
But it is blue.
But like the gray, yeah, like.
A blueberry is also dark blue.
A blueberry is purple, though.
But I feel like a Concord grape's actually blue.
One sec.
Also, blue-flavored things always taste better than green-flavored things.
Yeah.
Boom, blue.
But blue-flavored things are always, they're always like, it's a flavor that doesn't exist.
But boom, and now you're adding some magic in there.
I don't know.
I also do, like, a green apple something sometimes.
Blue raspberry, dude.
All right, I don't know.
Leave in the comments down below, what would you rather be, green or blue?
Going blue all the way.
Team blue.
Team green.
I'm gang green.
JT, tell them where to find you.
Let's get out of here.
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