Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 1 - Picky Boys Podcast #252

Episode Date: November 27, 2022

NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode Antonio, JT, & Danny play Would You Rather ad decide between money or nudes, smart it wealthy, deaf or blind, and many more! ...Leave your Would You Rather's in the comments down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, let's do this. Ready? Yep. Bada-bing. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Hello. How's everybody's doing? Good, good, good.
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Starting point is 00:00:30 But we do have some great designs as well. Of course we do. I don't know if you saw those. We got snowmen. We got us as Charlie Brown, which is so fucking cute. It is cute. And it features my little mustache. I love that part.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Danny said you might get rid of it. I'm not putting out this merch unless that's staying in. It features my little mustache. What else do we got? We got fucking... Goose. We got a silly goose. A pixelated goose.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I love pixels. Love our little Christmas goose. Looks good. And a bunch more, as well as all the classics. So go to piggyboys.com, and let's just jump into the podcast. Let's just jump into it. Jump into it. Would you rather podcast today?
Starting point is 00:01:07 We're going to just do some would you rathers. Oh, I love this question. Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the wealthiest person in the world? Easy peasy. Wealthiest person in the world. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, wealthiest person in the world. The smartest person in the world is actually probably a hell. Probably hell on earth.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Well, the smartest person in the world works for the wealthiest person in the world, right? Anyway. Yeah, I guess so. You know what I'm saying? Do you really want to know? I've had this discussion with some other friends about if you could know everything, would you take that? To me, the answer is no. There is a lot of things you do not want to know.
Starting point is 00:01:45 But don't you just have to be slightly smarter than the world's smartest person? You think that the world's smartest person knows everything? No, that was kind of a side tangent. but yeah I mean either way I still don't want to be the world's smartest person
Starting point is 00:01:57 bro you ever see anyone who's smart or a genius they're freaking lame I would pick smartest god you're already
Starting point is 00:02:03 halfway there that's why because I think you guys are thinking of like you're going to be like this mega mind being
Starting point is 00:02:07 all it means is you're the same person you are now but your brain's computing power is faster it's impossible your brain has a
Starting point is 00:02:14 better processor if you are literally physically changing your brain you will not be the same person I'm telling you you be the same
Starting point is 00:02:21 your brain just operates at a faster He is so – you are so wrong here. What's your measurement of intelligence here? What's smartest person? Does it mean know the most or does it mean you could score the highest on an IQ test? Because that's a measurement of computing power. It's all of it.
Starting point is 00:02:36 But still, you would change. If you became the smartest person in the world, you would change. If we put the smartest person on the board, you would change. What is your – All of it. So I know the most and I have the highest IQ? All of it. I'm absolutely putting that.
Starting point is 00:02:48 It's all of it or either way. the point is you're going to change regardless exactly how can you stay the same your brain just operates quicker
Starting point is 00:02:57 you have a higher computing power if you put a better processor on a PC the PC doesn't actually change it can just do every operation quicker if my heart
Starting point is 00:03:04 pumped half as fast I wouldn't be able to do things if your brain goes inadequate analysis that's a bad one if his brain goes double
Starting point is 00:03:13 he'll be able to do more things it changes him you will change I will be able to do more things because I'll be able to do everything
Starting point is 00:03:18 twice as fast every computation my brain has to make, I can be twice as bad. Can you help me here? What's he talking about? I don't know. I just think a lot of people have stupid thoughts and in a lot of ways
Starting point is 00:03:32 those thoughts, as much as they're smart thoughts, make them who they are. We all agree that if you are the smartest person in the world, you can probably relatively easily become extremely wealthy. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:03:48 You guys are both wrong. No, you're thinking about it. I'm stupid and I can become wealthy. I don't think any of the wealthiest people in the world are the smartest people in the world. Oh, I think 100% they are. Oh, man. Disagree with that.
Starting point is 00:04:00 No, no, no. The wealthiest people in the world are the people that know how to use the smartest people in the world. Disagree. This is like, this is whatever. Steve Jobs. I think.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Model. I think those are two different lists. Wait, wait. Steve Jobs falls under which one? Wealthy person, not the smartest person in the world. He used the smartest people in the world. that's a fact I was thinking more like
Starting point is 00:04:23 he was the orchestra sending rockets literal rockets into space he is the head engineer at SpaceX it's not just like the CEO running operations he is the head engineer okay and he's a freaking nerd he's a dweeb the point is that he would fall under both categories
Starting point is 00:04:38 that's fine whatever but if you're saying you turned into Elon Musk you would be I think first of all I think Elon Musk himself would say he is not amongst the smartest people in the world I mean, regardless, any way you slice it, he is among the top 0.1 percentiles. I don't think he's anyone. That's a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:05:00 That's a very high percentile. That's billions of people higher. But that's the smartest of the smart people. And you would be smarter than that. Yeah. You would be at third. But I get that difference being top 0.1 percent versus top 0.01 percent. I don't think there's a big difference.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I'm saying if we take the top 100 of each category, They're different people. I think it's like one IQ point. One IQ point will put you literally into the next percentile because you're at such a high level. You're at the max of human capability. You're underestimating how much that one IQ point is like a mile in IQ points.
Starting point is 00:05:32 When it gets to the top, it doesn't just go by steps. It gets fucking hard. Can we go back? Can we retrace our steps here? You guys don't think that if you were the smartest person literally on Earth, you guys don't think it would be easy to become wealthy? You'd be able to learn skills at a speed
Starting point is 00:05:47 that is unimaginable. I think it would be easier, but I don't think they're both. Also, I think when you become the smartest person in the world, you might realize, oh, who gives a fuck about money? I want to do something else. I don't think they're the same. Is that a bad thing? No.
Starting point is 00:06:00 No, but that still makes your point stupid. I'm saying they wouldn't be. All right. Guys, let's be honest. We don't have to worry about either of these. We're arguing about different people's lives. Go into the past and meet your ancestors? Or go into the future and meet your great-grandchildren?
Starting point is 00:06:18 I think meeting my great-grandchildren is way cooler than my ancestors. Great-great. Great-great-grandchildren. Who gives a shit about the past, honestly? It's true. Like, who cares? I mean, it'd be really cool to meet my ancestors. Would it?
Starting point is 00:06:34 It's all right, it's all right. It'd be really cool to meet my ancestors, but it'd be so much cooler to learn about what happens in the future. No, see, I have a hundred and five ancestors. What is so cool about going back and seeing your ancestors? what are we talking here it's just an ancestor it didn't say a generation
Starting point is 00:06:51 I could go back and meet the people I'm descended from from 10,000 years ago who cares oh my god that would be so cool why would that be cool
Starting point is 00:06:58 living about learning about an early human's life and like how they lived is so much more interesting than how my it was so lame
Starting point is 00:07:06 I think it would definitely be cool but at the end of the day they'd be a little dense you know what would you you're just going back
Starting point is 00:07:15 and seeing the early humans your relatives is essentially just looking like a zoo animal in a cage. I could go talk to my grandchild. They'd probably kill me. My grand robot or whatever. They might kill you. Or worship you.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Or worship me. I don't know. I'm fascinated by that. JT winds up being the reason that he exists because he goes back and bangs his ancestors. Also, isn't it you always go into the future so you don't fuck up the past. Oh, I don't want to affect anything.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Let's not get into that. You can't affect anything. But if I can, if I can go view, I'm fascinated by, especially if we can go back even further, if I can go back 400,000 years and see like the like early human, like, like chimpanzee. What is so cool? Am I the only one? What is so cool about that? That's fascinating.
Starting point is 00:08:01 You can, you can meet the other, the other humans. You were all like part Neanderthal. You can even go back and meet your like Neanderthal ancestors, literally a different species from you. And this guy's your great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather. You're acting like. You go back even further. You could go back a million years and now you're great, great, great million, great
Starting point is 00:08:16 grandfather is literally a fish and you can meet him you're acting like they're gonna go oh hi jt how you doing they're gonna rip your arm off you're not even gonna talk to me just to be able to look at them and see how they live be fascinating you literally you can look at them and not know the difference if that was your ancestor or a chimp like you would you might be talking to a chimp the whole time forget it doesn't even have to be my ancestor if you just want to go back to early human 100 i want to see it psychotic no i i would i would i i think it would be interesting but i would definitely pick my great grandchildren because i want to see into the future but wouldn't it be funny if it was just nothing like it's a trick you choose great grandchildren or ancestors
Starting point is 00:08:51 and but as soon as you hit great it's just black cosmic dust or you choose great grandchildren and it's like it is like a shirtless man with a spear and you're like the great reset happened like it was uh that would back to the stone oh right yeah you hit forward and it is like yeah have nobody touch you for the rest of your life or be incredibly ticklish anytime anyone did touch you oh that's so hard damn it i can't have no i need to be touched if i you know sometimes i i laugh when like i'm getting a blow job sometimes you ever done you ever do that where where did hold on that come from no hold on this is gonna this is gonna come back to the point but sometimes i laugh when i i'm getting a blow job and um you're evil and one time you know there was a person
Starting point is 00:09:40 performing the fellatio they were like can you stop laughing it doesn't really it doesn't inspire confidence doesn't inspire confidence so it would be really bad it would be really bad for your intimacy if anytime someone touched you you laughed i mean it would be even worse for your intimacy if you could never be touched what well that's true I guess that's true I'll take the laughing at the blowjob I'll take laughing
Starting point is 00:10:10 I'll be I'll do ticklish as well I need to be touched I for some reason I totally forgot about the other the other side of it
Starting point is 00:10:19 yeah cause you personal experience but laughing does ruin the mood so I've been told unless you tickle them back while they're doing it and honestly
Starting point is 00:10:26 after after they said that I kind of laughed harder oh god how do you how do you not it's hilarious it's a funny thing
Starting point is 00:10:32 how do you not laugh harder after that it's like you know Man, you know. Get back to work. Yeah. That's staying in. No.
Starting point is 00:10:42 That's staying in. No. I'm not posting it. Oh, I will. No. No. You're going to ruin Danny's image. Ernesto, you can't do this.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Ernesto, clip it. We got him. You can't put that in. Clip it and ship it. Okay. Okay. Be able to read people's minds or be able to manipulate other people with your thoughts. I mean why would you have to read other people's minds
Starting point is 00:11:09 if you can just like oh you can never ever you need to choose manipulate you need to even if you don't want to ever use it because if you could read everyone's mind you would never be able to fall in love you could never have a relationship you know if you knew exactly what was going on in your partner's head at all times
Starting point is 00:11:25 it's not even that like how many thoughts do you think that we don't even know that go through our head that's like, oh, I want to kill my brother or something, you know? Imagine. You know, it's like, you ever hold a knife and be like, oh, I could kill everybody in here? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:40 You just think about that. Yeah, no, I totally agree. So if my partner was like, I could really, just thoughts, just thoughts like, oh, while she's cutting, like, dinner, like, oh, I could just stab him in the neck. Or be at the supermarket and just like, oh, that guy over there is so hot. Look at his big, meaty dong. And you're just like, I didn't need to know that.
Starting point is 00:11:56 No, there are definitely, like, so many thoughts that you'd be very disturbed at if you could listen to other people's minds. But it would be cool. I don't think it'd be that cool. You could make a fucking killing as a therapist. By God. I think it'd be worse.
Starting point is 00:12:15 No. Because you don't even have to know. They don't even have to know you're reading their mind. And you can just kind of introduce it. And you're saying, I think that the root of your problem is that you're thinking this. And then they'll be like,
Starting point is 00:12:26 wow, this works. But isn't being able to control their thoughts It's the same thing, right? You would be able to actually heal them. Or a psychic. You'd be a great psychic. That's a better route. I wouldn't want to be able to read minds and then go to the spot where people's minds are the most fucked up.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Like, I want to be able to sleep, you know? But, yeah, for sure. I'm still going to manipulate. Manipulate. For sure. If I could just be like, give me 50 bucks. Buy me a... Yeah, I guess...
Starting point is 00:12:51 Can you turn it on and off? I'll do manipulate, too. I'll do manipulate, too. No. You can't turn it on and off? You're going to drive yourself crazy. I guess you have to be able to turn it on and off, right? At least.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I'll do manipulative. 54% of people. That's pretty tight. That's tight margin. That's pretty tight. Ditch all your friends for the love of your life or keep your friends and be single forever. Single life, Haley. People do both of these.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I know. This is a hard one. Not for me, but. I wouldn't be like a good partner if I didn't have friends. I'd be terrible. True. That's true. I'd be terrible.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I think every personal relationship needs friends outside of it. I'd be terrible, especially if I truly had nobody, and now we have to talk to each other 24-7. Oh, my God. That's terrible. People want that. It's terrible. You don't want it. No.
Starting point is 00:13:36 I don't want to talk to them 24-7. I'm staying single. Yeah. Keeping friends. Hey, you know, I got friends, and we can go party. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. I would become a nuisance to my partner if I didn't have friends.
Starting point is 00:13:46 That's what I'm saying. It's like, oh, you're here again? It's like, yeah, I got nothing to do. Yeah, that's an easy one for me. Yeah. Keep the friends. And also, bros before hoes. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:13:55 58% of people said ditch all of your friends. Well, that's because people are lonely out there, which is fine. People are loveshook. Yeah. Same thing, I guess. Allow someone to check all the photos in your phone gallery or let someone else go through your browsing history. For me, it's browsing history for...
Starting point is 00:14:11 Oh, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. To me, it's photos in my gallery for sure. Yeah, it's fine. Also, like, go through both. I don't care. You want to see what I'm searching? If you don't like it, get out of here.
Starting point is 00:14:21 You don't want to see what Sausage is made. Wait, so you're saying browsing history? I'm saying both. Give me both. He said both. He will willingly do both. Yeah, he's like, which one do you, like someone gives me an ultimatum, which one do you want me to do?
Starting point is 00:14:33 Both. That's a power move. That's a power move. Have you ever been scrolling through, like has anybody ever shown you a picture, and then you zoom out, like for some reason it zooms out, and you see a nude photograph? Oh, yeah. Well, not even that. Just like, there have been people that tell me, you know, like if someone hands you a
Starting point is 00:14:50 phone, and they're showing you a picture, what are you not supposed to do? You are not supposed to swipe, right? Yeah, the terrible thing, if someone starts swiping, punch them right in the mouth. But if someone hands you the phone and goes, yeah, yeah, swipe through. It was a fun trip. And, like, you swipe, and they don't tell you how many number of swipes, and then you see an S. How's that my fault? When I was working my old job, I built, like, I built part of an app, and one of the maintenance technicians had a problem with the app.
Starting point is 00:15:13 And so I asked him, like, screen share with me. And it wasn't even like he went in his photos or anything. It was just his lock screen was, like, his girlfriend or wife, like, naked. And I was like, man, dude. That is bold. Your lock screen. That is bold. or maybe it was the home screen it was the home screen probably but i was like
Starting point is 00:15:26 well post nudes of yourself on instagram or lose all of your money post nudes lose a hundred bucks my news worth a hundred bucks the amount of money i'm just i'm just i'm just full sack out i'm just flipping around this question is essentially with all the money i have could i if someone said would would you post a nude a nude photograph to Instagram for this amount of money, I'd say no. So I guess the answer is lose all the money. I lose all my assets, too.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Everything, right? All your money. Lose all your liquid money. Yeah. All liquid. Liquid. All liquid. Oh, just liquid money.
Starting point is 00:16:08 All liquid. I don't have any liquid money right now. Okay, fine. You lose all your assets. Whatever. Yeah, you got to lose everything. Make it fun. So if I have seven-year bonds with the government,
Starting point is 00:16:16 I lose that. Like a house? Yeah. You lose a house? I think you're posting some balls, bro. No, I don't. Bro, it's all just material. I'm not blessing my balls.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I have family on there. That's true. And we're talking about like a tasteful nude, you might be able to convince me. They exist on the internet forever, you know. Yeah. Oh, it's there forever. Tasteful nude, you could convince me maybe, but sad. No, for sure.
Starting point is 00:16:38 You could convince me to do like a tasteful like, you know, fireman's calendar nude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you got to show balls. But you can't convince me to just do full dick and balls. Well, what's a nude? You got to show like, you got to show them. That's what we're saying. We're saying this is full of dick and balls.
Starting point is 00:16:54 What's a tits? If I just did a naked photo shoot with a fireman's hat and I was holding it sexily over my junk. That doesn't count. But you wouldn't say, oh, that's a nude? No. I think you would. No. I think if a girl sent you that, you would go, that's a nude.
Starting point is 00:17:10 She sent me a nude. If her tits and everything is covered up, that's not a nude. If her tits are covered up like this and her pussy is like this, you would be like, oh, that girl sent me a nude? I don't know what the voice happens. No, it's not a nude. It was trying to turn you on. No, you are doing that successfully, but it doesn't make it not a nude. You can't throw sex at me.
Starting point is 00:17:25 This is asking for dick and balls. Yeah, definitely dick and balls. I understand, but a nude has to have dick and balls. Maybe an asshole. Who knows? You would call that a nude if a girl sent that to you. I would not call that a nude. What would you say?
Starting point is 00:17:34 So you're saying if a girl sends me a picture in a bathing suit, I'll tell you guys she sent me a nude? That's the same thing. That's what you're saying. Naked and like this. Context matters, Antonio. Okay, so she's in a bathing suit, but the straps came off, and she's holding it up. That's not a nude. There's no clothes on.
Starting point is 00:17:48 That's not. No, her hands become closed. You just said it yourself. Hand bra. That's not a noob. You've got to see Dick and Balls or Poon. Regardless, I'll lose all my money. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Either way, I'm losing all my money. Okay, so drugs and alcohol not be harmful to you or have all delicious, unhealthy food be super healthy and nutritious? We've asked this question essentially before. I think it's – I am picking the food. I think it's way easier. Alcohol. No, but you eat.
Starting point is 00:18:14 No matter what, you eat way more than you drink. I'm picking alcohol assuming that this is also getting rid of hangovers. It's not harmful to me in any way. The thing is I don't understand how this could really be a reality. Because I would pick food
Starting point is 00:18:30 I mean I would pick drugs and alcohol but the problem is that like the harmful part isn't the actual things that it's doing to my body. It's the addiction that I'd be fucking either high or drunk all the time.
Starting point is 00:18:46 You could pick it and not get addicted. But if there is no harmful repercussions, I'm going to get addicted. But that doesn't mean you just start doing heroin now. You could still stay away from the bad ones. But why? Well, then you should pick the food one. So for that reason, I'm picking the food one. You don't enjoy just being sober sometimes?
Starting point is 00:19:10 I do. But I also don't do, again, heroin or meth or things like that because I think they'd ruin my life. Your problem is you're too curious. I think when it says it's not harmful, it means to your body. It can still be harmful to your life, to your productivity. No, that's what he's saying. That's why he's picking food. But, again, it's like the reason I don't do heroin is not because I think it's going to be harmful to my productivity.
Starting point is 00:19:35 It's because I think I'm going to die. I'm picking the alcohol one, and I'm not trying any new drugs. Yeah, I think that's – Oh, see, that's – I think you're wasting it. I think you're wasting it. I think you're wasting it, too. Because, like –
Starting point is 00:19:48 No, no, no, no. You're in the middle ground here. I don't want to be on your side. This guy's on your side. I agree with you. I don't want to be on your side. I agree with you. I'm saying, like, okay, so you're picking one and then only doing half, kind of.
Starting point is 00:19:59 You pick – I'm fine with that. Like, you eat so much more than you drink, no matter what. You drink, what, 10%? You eat 90% of the day? Also, I work out a lot. I already eat whatever I want. If I want a candy bar, I buy one.
Starting point is 00:20:10 No, no, no. I already eat whatever I want. It doesn't matter. Maybe you won't get chubby, but it's not about the calories. You're healthy. Your heart will give out because you get to eat what you want, and your heart loves it. It's a little different. It's your body.
Starting point is 00:20:23 But I already eat what I want. That's my point. My heart's not going to give out. Not anytime soon. But not anytime soon. And you know what? Honestly, I'm going to food. I'm sticking with food because every drug I've ever tried at the end of the day has not been as, like, rewarding.
Starting point is 00:20:38 It's just, like, a really good sandwich. Fucking burger, yeah. I swear to God. I swear to God. Maybe I'm not doing the right drugs, but fuck, like, a good chicken, fried chicken sandwich. Fuck. Honestly, I'm really happy that's the opinion. I'm glad.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I'm glad that's what's keeping you away from heroin. I'm glad. It's true. Next. All right. Have a great love life or win the lottery? Give me the money. Give me the money.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Give me the money. Joke's on you. The lottery is like the $200 scratch off. Give me the lottery and Svetlana. Show me the money. Choose love life. Oh, fuck you. He's like, well, I know in my lifetime I could make $5 million,
Starting point is 00:21:24 so I'd rather the love life. Cannon will. I believe you. This is a question. They say that there's always one in a relationship. Be with someone who loves you more or be with someone you love more. There has to be one, right? Because there's no way it could ever be exactly perfectly equal.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah, unless it's like a – I'm sure there's one couple who is truly equilibrium. That would be like impossible, right? If you measure it like – How do you even measure it? Yeah. Also, doesn't love fluctuate? Sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Some months it fucking sucks, man. It's like – You fluctuate at the exact same levels? I don't know. But I think at the end of the day... I can't be... I don't think I could do the love more. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Me, the love more. I can't do it. I agree. I want to be loved more. I want to be loved more. I want to be fucking loved. I want to be loved more as well. That one's easy.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Flirt with your employee or flirt with your colleague? What does that mean? So you're a subordinate or someone on the same level as you. Oh, Try Guys question. He'll answer that one. I mean, I guess colleague. Why would you If all the factors are the same
Starting point is 00:22:30 Why would you pick employee Because you're into like a boss Subordinate thing I guess It's like more of a kink Maybe I get caught Oh true This is a good one These are all very presumptuous about relationships
Starting point is 00:22:46 But let your partner Choose every movie you watch Or let your partner pick every restaurant you eat at This would be tough Every restaurant I eat at movie. Which one? I'll let them pick every restaurant I eat at. I could most, like, I could
Starting point is 00:23:01 I could figure out something to eat. Every place has a steak. Every place has a burger, usually, unless they're vegan. I wouldn't be dating you anyway. So the point is I like my movies. Sometimes when I want to relax, I can't be watching, like, Princess Diary every day for fucking years. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:23:18 But this one's not that worrying. Like, this is your partner. Wouldn't they have your best interests? So wouldn't they be at least half the time picking places you like and movies you like can you tell us not being a fucking mary we're trying to answer a question if it's like your worst enemy terrible people is it your worst let's just say you're dating a terrible person you're dating a terrible person and they pick you the restaurant movie then because you don't watch that movie i don't watch that many but you don't go out to eat either what's the difference are you in home more yeah i don't know i'm not
Starting point is 00:23:48 This person doesn't bother me. JT's like, pick both. Pick both. Be able to see twice the distance or be able to hear twice the distance. See. Because that means, like, bro, this conversation with you would be deafening. You wouldn't even be able to listen to music. You wouldn't be able to go to concerts.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I don't think that's how that works. Because dogs can hear stuff way better than us. But they're not like, they can still hear stuff at normal volume normally. They're not like. Well, how do you know they're not? It's not super loud. Or how do you know it's not super loud? to them also can i just then listen to music half volume also they also they can hear different
Starting point is 00:24:23 frequencies right that's so that's different than i could i could hear the same kind of but it's not just that they can hear from further away and in more detail being able to see twice distance would just put me at normal that's what i was gonna say about hearing my hearing sucks i'm gonna pick hearing because that'll just put me if i had any better hearing i'd be able to hear you guys's heart beating i can't i can't pick hearing true i can't pick hearing and totally like text me responding to the conversations I'm having in my room over Discord. I'm thinking it doesn't make
Starting point is 00:24:53 anything on the inner circle louder. It just makes where you're able to hear from larger. Well, then I'll go hearing. Now I'm like a little secret agent. I could work in the CIA. You could put me three coffee tables over. You could probably do that with just a hearing aid.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Yeah, but then you get that weird frequency and it breaks your brain or something. I don't want to be a cyborg. Yeah, why? Oh my god. Have diarrhea every day for three months or have a mosquito next to your ear while you sleep for three months.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Diarrhea. Diarrhea. I already have that. Diarrhea. I'll blast the toilet all day long. Mosquito next to my ear. I'd rather have diarrhea every day for three months than have a mosquito in my room for three months.
Starting point is 00:25:36 It doesn't even have to come close to my ear. Has a mosquito ever flown near your ear? It's the most uncomfortable thing on earth. It's like any bug that comes near and you hear it, you get a buzz. It's very scary. That means it's really close to your ear And I don't want to hear what noises a bug is making
Starting point is 00:25:52 It's also really close to like a place That depending on how large it is It could enter your body Maybe go to your brain It's at one of your gates It's also one of the orifices that you can't You can't see it I don't like that
Starting point is 00:26:06 If a fucking fly snuck up on me from the back Like a puss and went in my ear You're not sleeping for three months if you have that You're not sleeping for three months with diarrhea either They call me Diarrhea Dan, I don't care I bet you could sleep with diarrhea. Put it on a diaper. You'd have very bad sleep.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah, probably. You'd probably wake up in the middle of the night. Yeah, you're not sleeping through the night. Can't trust a fart. Have the voice of the opposite sex or have the body build of the opposite sex? I feel like... Does that mean I have, like, tits? I feel...
Starting point is 00:26:33 Yes. I feel like... Does it? It has to be. What's body build? You have tits and some thickies. I thought I just meant I was a little more petite. I'll go voice.
Starting point is 00:26:41 That's an easy one for me. I feel like girl and guy's voice, like, I get pretty close sometimes. Maybe if it's a lottery and I get like a super squeaky one, all right, I fucked up. But if I get a lottery and I get, you know, a manly one, like, you know, a rugby player or something, maybe, you know, that'd be nice. True.
Starting point is 00:26:56 What would you pick? I guess I'll pick... I guess I'll pick voice. I mean, if you picked voice, you would only get a manlier one. That's not true at all. My voice, no one has ever mistaken my voice for a woman's, ever. Even as a kid?
Starting point is 00:27:12 Well, no, not as a kid. i wish we had more recordings in the state that it is right now you can if this was a woman that'd be concerning why did you drop your voice lower all right and i think we can end it on this one the hardest fucking question i cannot deal with this one live the rest of your life without sight or the rest of your life without sound be mute be blind or deaf that's the question To me, this one's easy, but I know people argue about this one. This one is so, so, so incredibly hard for me. I need to see.
Starting point is 00:27:47 It's so easily see. I need to see. Take away my hearing. Yeah, I need to see. I need to see. It's one, obviously there's advantages and disadvantages of both, but one, it's so much harder to be a person. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:01 It's so much harder to be a person. Like, you're asking to, yeah. You need help with everything. The question between if you'd rather be blind or deaf, If you're deaf, okay, you lose a lot of pleasures, but if you're blind, you lose being, like the ability. Anything outside your own home, you're going to essentially need help with,
Starting point is 00:28:20 whether it's help from a person or seeing an eye dog or whatever. Yeah, I know. You're right. I'd pick deaf, but begrudgingly. Yeah, but you'd be angry about it. I have a question for it to end it that we thought. Would you rather be the color blue or the color green? what is that
Starting point is 00:28:38 am I a conscious being no that's it would you rather be the color blue or green I'm going blue green why would you rather be green I go blue
Starting point is 00:28:46 why what is that I switch I'm blue what color would you rather be green why green because I like green I think I'd rather be blue
Starting point is 00:28:53 blue's like the sky personally I'd rather be blue green blue's cooler oh you know you can't cheat like that's what you're at no I like green I think I like I think overall
Starting point is 00:29:01 I used to say blue was my favorite color but it has switched to green recently because Blue has one of my favorite individual colors in it, but the spectrum of green I think is cooler. What is that, like turquoise, aquamarine?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Like all different kinds of – wait, which one? What's your favorite color within blue? It's kind of like a light – kind of like that blue on that prime bottle over there. Sky blue kind of? Yeah. A little darker? Like a cerulean. Blue is way cooler than green.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Also, they even made blue cooler now because they made the $100 bill blue. Green team doesn't even have money no more. But the spectrum of greens is so cool. so many cool greens look how many greens are just in this fine that's cool but green
Starting point is 00:29:43 green also has like shit throw up like colors too there are some ugly blues there's not as many ugly blues as there are like throw up piss greens there's not really
Starting point is 00:29:51 ugly blues thank you JT no blue is way what's an ugly blue name it yeah what's an ugly blue I think some of the lighter
Starting point is 00:29:58 the light light blues are kind of just like no you're just making that up because the light green the light green is like throw up yellow and a light blue is just
Starting point is 00:30:06 Yeah, like baby diarrhea green. Yeah, baby diarrhea green. Vomit green. True. But blue is like, okay, you're a little more purple or a little more, what's on the other side of blue?
Starting point is 00:30:17 Red? No. What? What are you asking? Like a dark blue is almost like a purple, right? Yeah. So what's the other way?
Starting point is 00:30:23 A light blue is like white? A light blue, yeah. So that's so much better than throw up green. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I think there are much better greens within green
Starting point is 00:30:33 than there are blues within blue. All right, I'll give Team Green nature because where's blue in nature? But, I mean, I feel like the sky is painted blue, you know? Like, there's so much more water. True. That's blue. So there's more blue out there.
Starting point is 00:30:49 But water is blue, you know, generally, like, ocean water is blue the same way a blueberry is blue. It's really just, like, almost purple. What's actually more blue, I'd say, is, like, a Concord grape. Yeah. That's like kind of blue.
Starting point is 00:31:04 That is bluish, even though people say it's purple. But it is blue. But like the gray, yeah, like. A blueberry is also dark blue. A blueberry is purple, though. But I feel like a Concord grape's actually blue. One sec. Also, blue-flavored things always taste better than green-flavored things.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Yeah. Boom, blue. But blue-flavored things are always, they're always like, it's a flavor that doesn't exist. But boom, and now you're adding some magic in there. I don't know. I also do, like, a green apple something sometimes. Blue raspberry, dude. All right, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Leave in the comments down below, what would you rather be, green or blue? Going blue all the way. Team blue. Team green. I'm gang green. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here. Find me on Instagram at JTHolden97,
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