Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 10 - Picky Boys Podcast #307

Episode Date: January 7, 2024

On today's episode, Danny, Jt, & Antonio play "Would You Rather" and decide between coughs & itchy holes, golfballs & Watermelons, man-sized bean & bean-sized man, sand powers & water powers, and whether you'd lose your arm or your taste buds! Leave your answers in the comments! Shop Holiday Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

You said bean-toe. I don't know what you're talking about. They're perfectly healthy teeth, except they're black. You're doing like this. This is gone, Danny. Oh, your elbow joint's gone too? If I put it in a fish tank, would it grow into a human being or no? Well, I can't sit on my plate at a restaurant and eat that way.

Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Picky, picky, picky. Would you rather... Oh, I became a DJ all of a sudden. Would you rather some fan favorites? Not submitted by fans, but yes. Not submitted by fans. Maybe next time we can do that.

Yeah, we can do a would you rather submission. Yeah, let's do that next time. All right, JT's going first. Again? All right, let's do it. I don't know. You prove yourself more and more every time after that first one. All right, guys.

Would you rather have a very itchy butthole all the time or always have a cough? Fuck. Cough. Itchy butthole. It's a toughie. It's a toughie. Well, first of all, Danny already always has a cough. So he would just be picking himself.

Always having a cough is not nearly as bad as always having an itchy butthole. Oh, you're going cough. Yeah, yeah. No one. I feel like you could learn to stop being itchy almost. Like you could get through it. A cough just no one. Power of will.

I barely want to be near Danny now. And now he has this constant cough. Like strangers don't want to be near people that have a constant cough. That's true. The only one that affects you outward socially, unless you're like the guy who's constantly scratching his ass. Which is what you'd be if you were. You just need any sort of discipline, any sort of discipline. If you always have an itchy butthole, you're going to itch it.

You're just bound to itch it. I'd argue that if you always have an itchy butthole, eventually you don't have an itchy butthole anymore. Also, if you cough, you can just say, oh, don't worry, it's not contagious. I have lung cancer or whatever. For 70 more years, that's what you're going to do? You're going to say, yeah, lung cancer. I'm going itchy butthole, and here's why.

It's because, number one, we are podcasters. No, he doesn't care about any of that, by the way. No, he doesn't care about any of that. do like any sort of public speaking that who knows what public speaking we may have to do in the future or whatever that's fucking that's a wash you're gonna be fucking every time you're up on a stage talking itchy butthole is like the worst thing ever and i just don't i don't i don't like itchy butthole how many times have you had an itchy butthole oh my god countless times especially i mean that's just part of part of the reason i switched to bidets because with toilet paper

or sometimes you get an itchy butthole? You know what? Anytime you take pre-workout, itchy butthole immediately. Really? Yeah. Why is that? There's a chemical in pre-workout. They call it the itchy butthole chemical.

This fucking shit. Beta-alanine. I'm not even kidding. Guys, beta-alanine. It's the itchy butthole chemical. It's when you fucking, this isn't all pre-workout because it makes you feel all tingly. They put it in, and it does nothing for your workout.

It just gives you an itchy butthole, and for me, really itchy ears. So it makes any part of you with holes itch, kind of. Does your nose itch? Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah, maybe it just makes your holes itch. Maybe anything with an open surface.

Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. Does it help? No. I know peak workout helps because of the caffeine. Does the itchy butthole help? Itchy butthole. Does the itchy butthole, like you can push more?

Yeah, because you want to scratch your ass so bad that it makes you finish the workout? Maybe. Would you rather shit out a watermelon or piss out a golf ball? This one's pretty simple. Would you rather just die or lose something? You're definitely losing something. Oh, man. I think it has to be watermelon, right?

You're just choosing death? You'd rather trial by combat? I feel like I'm more likely to survive shitting on a watermelon than I am pissing out a golf ball. Is that a weird thought? This can't be true. Do we know the world record kidney stone? Do we know this information?

No. It's probably closer to, like, a ping pong ball, a tiny bit smaller. But you know what? A golf ball is a lot smoother. Kenny Stone's, like, sharp, right? It's like a rock. Yeah, but. I don't think that's the problem.

Yeah. I just think that your asshole is more flexible. That's. Than your urethra. You think that you can. Not what I think. Whatever you're about to say, not what I think. Why'd you pick watermelons?

I'm just saying your asshole is more flexible. This is a fact. your asshole is more stretchy than your urethra my question is it's a fact my question is past this do you think you can

shit out a watermelon I do not I don't think I can piss out a golf ball either but these are this is the would you rather this is what we have to choose you know what's a fact

you know what's a fact the world record kidney stone is probably a lot closer to a golf ball than the world record shit is to a watermelon oh for sure

for sure even if it's half it's closer but people put a lot in their asshole Large items in their asshole

Nothing close to a watermelon And I've seen some videos Like a full grown watermelon We're talking watermelon Not a full grown watermelon What about like a baby one Like this one A baby watermelon

A baby watermelon Oh Can I switch my answer You can't That's fucking No you already picked You're pissing a golf ball No

A watermelon can contract You know It'll get smaller No It'll get slightly smaller Yeah It's like your ass acts Like the rubber bands

Around the watermelon Just go Either way I think you're dying I don't think you're dying With the golf ball Oh, my God. I don't think you're dying. Your penis will be disfigured forever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to lose something. That's what I said. But I think the watermelon coming out of you, there's nothing left in you. I can't fit a watermelon in my stomach. Where is this coming from? It's a magic watermelon. That's what happens when you eat watermelon seeds.

That's true. You have to shit on a watermelon. Would you rather eat a man-sized bean or a bean-sized man? Now, you have 24 hours to eat the bean, and if you do not, you die. I guess a bean-sized man. You're going to eat a person. A man-sized, that's a big bean. It's a big bean.

Can I pull trig? Sure. I'll go bean-sized man. I could fucking, I could knock that sucker out. I think bean-sized man. It's just, a man-sized bean is just so much bean. You're just going to eat this little man, this little tiny man? You're going to eat him?

Yeah. I mean, if there was little tiny people, we'd probably eat them anyway. That's not true. What the fuck was that? You don't think so? What was that? What does that mean? I don't know.

They're like cereal size. It's like, oh, it's people-o's. And it's just little tiny people. It's like, ah! And we'd probably eat them. We? The world. You know there are plenty of things that size, mice,

like things we don't eat already. If there are people, we would start. Okay, you find me a mouse the size of a bean, buddy. You find me a mouse the size of a bean. Okay, bugs. And a lot of people eat bugs. True. You don't.

Great protein. I mean, I have, but I don't. We do as a challenge, as a thing we don't want to do. The man is also somebody you know, but not super well. What about that? Oh, it's like an acquaintance? That changes everything. What about that?

Then man, then bean-sized man. I mean, then man-sized bean. He changes the same answer. I think I'm still eating the man. I'm going to be honest. I think I'm eating the man. So you called me out for my morally ambiguous man-eating, and then you just are going to eat the man too?

Well, this is because I might die, and I know I could get a bite of bean down. It just so happens to be a man. You said that the world, if there were other tiny little people, would just be eating them. No death involved. I think that's true. If there were people that were bite-sized, we would all be murderers? You would eat these people? Well, the thing is, the term people wouldn't be thrown around so loosely.

Whoa! The word is literally bean-sized man. No, I understand that, but I'm saying, I mean, just think about, you know, our society. Think about, and think about how we would treat tiny little people. Oh, for sure they would be second-class citizens. No one would be eating them. No one. No one?

People eat people now. First of all, I'm not saying no one. At least, you know, once in your childhood. Children are so dumb, they eat fucking Legos, they eat keys, they eat whatever. So these people are- So you don't think if I introduced a child to a tiny little bite-sized man, he wouldn't put it in his mouth? Okay, there's a distinction here. Because, look, yes, accidents, we freak stuff can happen.

I'm saying that it's not going to be you're at the restaurant. Ooh, I'll have the people, the mini people, please. The souffle, actually. You said, actually, the word he used was people-os, as in they're in cereal boxes. That's what I'm saying wouldn't happen. I guess it all really comes down to how they taste. That's a big factor. I'm just saying.

Okay, either way, I'll eat the fucking big bean, and I'll be the fucking moral god out of all of you. I'll be eating the little man. I chose the big bean. If I can throw up, I can eat, throw up, eat, throw up, and fucking finish that bean. I like beans, too, but just one, the inside of it is not good. Yeah, wait, what kind of bean?

Lima. Oh. I thought it was going to be a black bean or something. A binto bean? A pinto bean? Pinto? There's no binto? I don't think there's a binto.

A binto bean. I don't know beans. Pinto's like the beige one, right? Oh, so there is a pinto. You said bean-toe. I don't know what you're talking about. Would you rather have to take shits out of your mouth or eat from your butt? I guess eat from my butt.

Yeah? Yeah, I guess so. So I have to taste it if I shit out my mouth? You for sure have to taste it. And I think if you eat from your butt, you don't have taste buds there. So you don't get to taste any food. This seems like something that both things should happen at the same time. Like swap?

No, like if you eat out of your butt, yeah, you're going to poop out of your mouth. It seems like something that both is happening. In this scenario, either way, you're picking one orifice to do both from, essentially. Right, right, right. So what happens to your butt if you choose your mouth? It just goes away? I mean, you can still talk and stuff. It's still there.

The problem is, what if you really have the runs? I think it'd be easier. No, no, listen. If you have the runs? Yeah, if you have the runs. I think it'd be easier if you shit out your mouth, because when you're sick, it would just be like, you could kind of just shit anywhere like you're throwing up, though. You know, you ever think about that?

No. Well, I can't sit on my plate at a restaurant and eat that way. Yes, well, I'm assuming everybody's doing this, right? This is all the rage, or it's just me? Why do you keep assuming things? I don't know. It's just you. I'm just assuming this is now how restaurants work.

No, it's you, buddy. Why would this change everyone on Earth? I don't know. It's you. Well, then definitely, you can't have a shit mouth. What the fuck are we doing here? So you're essentially giving up food. You would never talk to anybody.

You're giving up tasting food. And now, like, every day, twice, three times a day, you have to, like, sit on your food and go, ugh. Well, the problem is Danny. You got to chew. The problem with Danny is that he shits, like, eight times a day. So he can't be shitting out his mouth eight times a day. Max three times a day.

Anytime you ask Danny how he's feeling, he's going, you've got to take a shit. Having the runs would be an issue for sure. although it might be easier now a burp is a burp a fart kind of yeah no

I can't handle the bad mouth you're all mouth I'm gonna just eat out my ass and I don't and I don't want my taste buds if I'm gonna be shitting out of my mouth

so either way I'm giving a taste so I'm eating in my ass I'm eating in my ass as well I think I'm eating ass Danny's eating ass

I think you have to eat ass on this one I think you gotta eat ass on this one perpetual ass eating everybody agrees that's a quiplash quiplash

how about one that's nice oh Would you rather be fluent in all languages or be able to play all musical instruments beautifully? There is... And whatever you choose, you have to shit out of your ears and mouth. And by the way, your dick explodes. No.

Each one of those has their own really cool, impressive moments. Yeah. But I feel like it's just way more mysterious. Oh, man, they're both so mysterious. I think I'm going to go languages. Which one is more... What's more mysterious? knowing how to pick up any instrument and play it

or knowing every language? What do you mean mysterious? You know what I mean? It's like, oh, I'm 26 and I know like fucking deep roots dialect Russian. It's like, what the fuck was he doing in his life? Or like some kind of spy shit. The language one I think is more mysterious.

But then if you pick up like an oboe and you just start playing it, it's like, what the fuck? How do you know all these instruments? If some guy could pick up any instrument and just play it beautifully, I would assume that that guy has like a freak, super superhuman natural ability to just like he's so rhythmically gifted that he can do any

instrument and understand everything the language thing i think there's more questions to be had i think you're like where'd this did this guy live in russia and then iran i don't know but also the moment where like the the band is on stage and the drummer gets hurt it's like we need a drummer that guy just gets up there and starts fucking flailing i don't know there's a lot of impressive and mysterious moments with both i think i will say i think there's more money to be made in the music thing. At most, you could probably make a lot

of money as a translator for the language one, but there's more money for sure to be the best musician that can play everything. That's crazy. How about you have some fun? Why don't you throw money out of the way? What would be the most fun one? Money's important. Which one gets you laid more? That's a good question. Language.

Definitely music. Language for sure. Bro, the girls and boys love music. Who doesn't? Music is the universal language. They call it that. I'm not banging anybody who's good at the trumpet. Like, I don't give a shit.

But if someone talked to me in my own language or something, I'm not saying I know the difference. Not me. English is your own language. No, I'm talking about if I went to Russia and I was just, like, full-blown Russian-speaking with all the Russian babes, it's like, what's going on here?

There are plenty of people who know Russian. It's not that crazy. Also, you're picking trumpet. That's, like, the least sexy instrument. Like, think about a piano, a guitar. serenade a harp what pianists

really get banged like did you see oh pianists get banged look at all the pictures of the old pianists get banged look at all the pictures of the old pianists

why do they call themselves pianists because they don't get banged first of all piano fingers they know what they're doing it doesn't sound like they're getting banged

if you can tickle the ivory you can tickle a lot of things that's all I've heard I think languages is cooler I think languages will get you laid more do I what if a language

Like, can I speak Latin? Like, what about languages that people don't speak anymore? I don't know if that'll get you laid. You can speak dead languages. You can speak made-up languages. Fucking Klingon. Oh, that'll get you laid. That'll get you laid.

You know there's languages out there that, like, documented only, like, four people left speak? That'll get you laid by one of those three. Oh, for sure. You can speak Simish. What's that? It's the Sim language. That'll get you laid by Katy Perry.

Oh, okay. Katy Perry's big on that. You might be able to bag Katy Perry. True. I'm going music. Going language. I'm going music. Nerds, all you.

All you nerds. My turn? Your turn. Yes. Okay, if you had to live in a cage for the rest of your life, would you rather the bars be horizontal or vertical? Oh. Oh.

Now, this is an interesting question. I don't know what I would want here because I feel like what if the horizontal bars you sit or you stand and they're perfectly at your eye level so you can't really see the outside unless you always have to be weird

but then vertical if they hand you your food it has to be sideways so all your food is going to be kind of jumbled as well but horizontal you can't be handed a cocktail the cocktail is going to be messed up

It has to be, like, bottled. And I'm not saying you're in jail. It's just you live in a cage the rest of your life. So, like, you can still get what you want and be handed what you want. You're going to need one, four vertical bars in a horizontal cage. Yeah, the corners, whatever. The corners. I'll mix it up.

Let's go horizontal. Although, see, like you said, if you're looking outside the cage, if the bars are vertical and you want to, like, look around, you just have to do that. For horizontal, I have to, like, change elevation to get a different angle, which is weird. But horizontal would be easier and more fun to climb, so we'll go horizontal.

That's true. You can entertain yourself a little bit. It's like a jungle gym at that point. I think vertical. There's a reason that every cage has vertical bars. That's what I was thinking, too. Those people are all being punished. That's true, too.

Why would anyone care about their visual well-being? I don't know. I don't know. I also think that horizontal bars, you're more likely to hurt yourself on, so that's why most punishment cells are vertical. That makes sense. So you don't climb them and try to get out of the cage.

Yeah. Which, you know, that's part of why I want horizontal. It affects my chances of escape. Tuffy. I guess I'm doing vertical. I think I'm doing horizontal. I'm taking horizontal bars. All right.

I'll go again. Would you guys rather everything is just slightly uncomfortably too loud, so every noise you hear is just like, It kind of bothers your ears. You're in the car with someone. You're like, turn that down a bit. Or everything at all times smells like shit. No.

Oh, loud. Uncomfortably too loud. All of it. I hate. Say it again. The uncomfortably too loud everything is? Yeah. So even me hearing you right now would be uncomfortably too loud?

Oh, yeah. This conversation would be like, oh, man, I wish you would just tone it down a bit. But I can't. I thought you guys were in the park of once everything smells like shit, nothing smells like shit anymore. What happened to that? Yeah, but this is like a magic thing where it always smells like shit. I guess I have to go uncomfortably too loud, but that is actually like my hell. Now you've put me in my hell.

So why don't you go with shit? Because I just don't want to smell shit all the time. So many things are ruined by bad smells. So many things. I'm going with shit, man. I am. What are you doing? I'm definitely doing the sounds.

Really? Yeah. You're essentially going to be always in pain, though. The one thing is that I like to listen to a lot of things really loudly. So my uncomfortable range, like everything is going to be really, really loud. But I'm still doing loudness. Oh, yeah. I was like, you're arguing against it.

I'd rather just hear more noise than smell shit all the time. Then you can't really enjoy a meal. There's so many things you can't do if everything smells like shit. But you can enjoy music and a movie and a conversation. I've enjoyed many movies where I'm like, this is a little too loud. But I've still enjoyed it. That's fair. Probably any IMAX experience is like that.

And many concerts where I'm like, this is definitely too loud. But I can still enjoy it. That's why I don't go to any of those things. And now you've made my life those things. It's really unfortunate. I'm just saying, you can find joy in loud things. It's very hard to find joy in the smell of shit. put that on a hallmark card tag that line it put it down would you rather have perfectly white

teeth but they always hurt and they're beyond repair or perfectly good teeth at to the point where you never have to go to a dentist but your teeth are completely black but they're still teeth like i could bite a bagel yeah you can do everything do whatever they're they're perfectly healthy teeth except they're black i think i'm gonna straight yeah i think i'm gonna go black i'm going black i feel like it's cool dude black i think is preferable over like really yellow brownish teeth like black is almost like okay that's actually kind of cool this is like a punk but yeah it makes it look like on purpose okay like oh i tatted my teeth because i was going through a phase oh okay okay yeah if the question was like really really yellow disgusting teeth

I don't know I'd go with the white ones that hurt it hurts all the time dude your mouth hurting is the top three worst pains it's top three worst pains

I think you can make them yellow brown fucking whatever I don't want my teeth to hurt forever yeah

oh man yellow deep yellow borderline browning teeth that's tough it's tough to deal with and it's weird how once you hit black teeth it comes back around

but yellow brown teeth that's rough that's true okay Would you rather be able to turn sand into water or air into sand? Sand into water? Air into sand. I think.

Sand into water? Fresh water or salt water? I don't know. You like drinkable, purified water. Can I drink it? That's a big question. Let's say the... That is a good question.

I'm going sand, dude. Sure, let's say drinkable water. What the fuck am I going to do with sand? Oh, here we go. Sand is like one of the world's, like, we're running out of sand. It's an expensive commodity. Here we go. It's fucking money, guys.

I can't have any. Bro, I'm going to be rich, bro. Also, do you know how many people you can kill? Oh, yeah. It would be cool to basically be a superhero. The Sandman. Actually, yeah, you would be Sandman. Because, no, I think he has to collect sand from other sources of sand.

Really? But with my power, if we choose sand to air. Sand out of air. I think I could just put sand in his lungs, right, technically? So I could turn air into sand. Bro, Dubai is like trying to build islands. So they're like buying tons and tons of sand from other countries. Fucking money bags.

I'm going to just go over there and go, islands form. And then make a billion dollars. You can make islands. True. This man can't have any fun. He only thinks about money. I can go to your island and go, water. That's true.

He's a super villain. He took this power so he can be mean. No, he took this power so JT can't have any money. I'm just saying. and think about what I can do. Well, think about being at the beach, which is the most crowded beach, just touching the sand and going,

water. Why is everything you guys are doing just being a dick? Well, first of all, if you have superpowers, there's a really sit-down self-decision on where's the line here and what I want to do. Do I want to have fun?

Do I want to make money? Or do I want to be a good guy? Lame. Lame to be a good guy. Now, Danny wants to come and ruin all your hopes and dreams of this Dubai island. but also you can just be in the middle of the ocean and just kind of form an island too

to save yourself and then just walk on water kind of just keep making air to sand it would take a lot of sand sand sinks but still you could do it alright I guess I'll be the superhero and I'll transform air to sand that could still be a villain I'll be the super villain

whatever I'll be the super person and I'm taking air to sand I think you do air to sand just because there's more I'm not sure what you can really... You're always sandy, I guess, but there's just not as much sand around, I guess. Unless you move to somewhere else.

I don't know. Earth's got enough water. That's true. That's true, too. This is a certified Jason one. Oh, okay. Jason's getting in here. Certified Jason.

We know this one's staying in. This is hard, though. Would you rather lose an arm or lose your sense of taste? I know JT's definitely picking taste, because JT, on countless occasions, He would rather shove, like, 30 pencils up his ass than lose a hand or an arm. That's very reasonable, by the way.

He always wants the game. See? Look at that. 30 pencils. Which side? Sharpened pencils. Sharpened pencils. Oh, I'll take an arm off.

I'll lose my taste. One arm? We knew he was going to keep his arm. Where? Shoulder? That's a good question. At the elbow? I'll lose the whole arm.

Oh, jeez. Elbow or shoulder? To be honest, that's not... You just said the whole arm. Shoulder, yeah, shoulder. But like it's not those aren't that different to me. I get that obviously having half of your arm is better But like you know bro having your hinge of the elbow you could hold shit Are you talking about you can do you can do this much with a fake arm do anything you just did with a fake arm

Yes, but you can see you can move your shoulder though. You can you're doing like this. This is gone Danny Oh your elbow joints gone, too What is up to the There's a huge difference between elbow and shoulder length. The point is, neither of these are enough to change my answer. Put it here, put it here, put it here, honestly. He doesn't want to lose his hand. He wants the game.

I mean, in some ways, losing your taste could just be beneficial. First of all, it'll save you a ton of money on food. You can just buy fucking dirt shit food. Well, you should still buy good things. I mean, no, things that are good for you, but maybe you don't have to buy seasoning ever again. You'd probably get really into texture, though. Yeah. Oh.

Texture and temperature. Yes. Like your hot, crunchy foods, because that's all you can feel. Like oatmeal. I love oatmeal. Yeah, oatmeal just tastes like a sloppy, wet mess, though. I don't know about that. No, I love the texture of oatmeal.

No, I like oatmeal, too. Bless you, baby. Bless you. Brown sugar oatmeal. I love brown sugar oatmeal. Cinnamon, maple syrup. Yes, that one's really good, too. I mix them both.

I mix them into the same package because one packet of oatmeal could barely feed a child. You need two packets. All right. Well, now, because of this whole texture and hot or cold thing, I'm changing my answer. I'll lose the taste buds. Wow. Look at you. If it's elbow.

Again, if I've lost it to here or I've lost it to here, guess what? I'm using this arm for everything. Everything. Not if you lost it to here, though, and you have this elbow joint. Oh, my God. If I can get past the elbow, I mean, at that point – What are you going to do with your – No, but you can still hold things.

No, you – First of all, have you ever seen prosthesis nowadays? Okay. They're very good. That's completely different. Yeah, true. But even without prosthesis, you can hold things. I could still kind of hold this with my hand and do shit, you know?

I don't see how – So being able to hold very certain objects, not every object, is going to change your answer here? I could hold every object with my elbow joint. I could hold everything. What can't I hold with this? Basketball. I could do it. You could palm it with your elbow?

I could do it. Dude, my hook shots are going to be crazy, dude. I would like a hook as well. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. He doesn't play sports. He doesn't play sports. We're getting hooks, first of all.

Yeah, I mean, if you're missing a hand, you might as well take advantage of the hook. Yeah. Yeah, but then you're sleeping, and now you popped your water bed. It's not fun. No, I think you put, like, a cover on it, you know? Like a sheath?

Yeah, like, yeah. what um if you lost your hand and you're not allowed like a full prosthesis oh i want a robot arm right what appendage are you gonna get would you get a fork on here would you get a hook what would you get can i have a it looks like a hand right okay but the thumb is a little spout and i could just store whatever liquid i want in there water gun basically a water gun yeah but i just put like peach snapple in it yeah when i need my emergency snapple i'll just always be sucking on my thumb. What about a claw machine claw?

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's just cheating. That's just fingers. Like, on your prosthetic, you're just putting fingers on it. I guess so. Yeah, but it has to be the one from the machines, the actual machines.

That never works. I can never think of anything. Or, like, for some reason, I'm thinking some kind of, almost like a tiny rake-looking thing. I feel like that could work. What is that going to do for you? It could help me pick up things.

I could kind of scoop things up. So why not a scooper? Oh, like an ice cream scoop? Why not just a spoon at that point? Yeah, a spoon will do way more than you then a rake. Or a spork, really. Yeah, a spork would be a good idea. Like a big spork, though, like industrial spork.

You should do a spork-ar-and-spick-ife? A spick-ife. I don't want a knife on my hand. No, you put it on the opposite side. Oh, I'm getting four. I'm going to be Wolverine. He has three. I'm getting three.

I'm going to be Wolverine. He doesn't watch movies. I think it's your turn? What was that? That was... Would you rather never have to wait in line or always have the first parking spot right outside? Oh, man.

Which one cumulatively would save you more time, do you think? Because how long are you waiting in lines? Not that often. You could save an hour, though, by skipping a line. But how often are you going to be in a line? I'm going skip the line. He goes to Disney. No, but amusement parks, airports, grocery stores.

It doesn't make any sense what you're saying. It's never more than like two minutes. Plus, they already have those blue parking spots that you can just park it anywhere. True. Forgot about those. Skipping a line is crazy. Also, now we're going to...

What's a line? Do I skip a queue online if I'm waiting for something? Do I skip queues for tickets? I think it's a physical line. So when they're like, you're ninth in this customer service line, I can't skip that? No.

But it said line. No? No? No. It has to be physical. It has to be physical. I think there's no chance in hell that I would ever not go line. Always line.

Line, line, line. Dude, New York City, man. There's times where there's not parking. Like, okay, what if a place doesn't have a parking lot? You'll just have a spot right outside. That's pretty good. Like on the sidewalk? Yeah, yeah.

Well, now you could disrupt many things. Now you could disrupt many things. Whatever car was there just disappears as I pull up. The parking is most beneficial, probably, in a city. Oh, my goodness. Yes, of course. It's most beneficial in this city. I would drive everywhere.

You could just roll up, park right in front. I would drive everywhere. Now we're talking about magical gets rid of cars in front of any place. We're also talking about magical there's just some butler guy who's like, he's skipping the line.

First of all, with enough money, that thing exists. I understand that. If it's just you saying, it's just you cutting every line. You can do that right now. That's true. I could also do that right now. That's true.

It'll still all be an old fucking grandma. Oh, man. I think I'm going to pick parking. I think I'm going lines still. He goes to Disney. He goes to Disney. That's true. I think...

Let's talk about airports, too. I go on trips. The airports thing is so good. So good. I think that's the top perk of the line. But it's not even that. It's like Starbucks lines, that could be 20 minutes. This line could be 20 minutes.

A cash out line could be fucking an hour. Yeah. You could do whatever you want on feet. Airport's great. You could do whatever you want on your feet. Whatever you want. All right, I'm back to lines now. Yeah, a car's like, oh, I got to spend an extra 10 minutes around the block and walk four steps.

That's literally what a line is. I got to spend an extra 10 minutes on a line. No, bro. Lines could be hours. I'm going parking. Hours. Also, if parking ever takes me more than 10 minutes, I go home. That's true.

I just go home. So it's not helping me either way. All right, I'm going lines. Okay, so you know me. Got to have a cum one. Oh, Jiminy. Would you rather ejaculate one sperm that's the size of a tadpole or regular-sized sperm, but they can all talk?

I'm going tadpole sperm. How big is a tadpole? It just looks like how it looks under the microscope, but on the back or a table, you know, like that. So I think that would freak me out a little bit. Well, I feel like that would make, like, good babies, right? Just, like, one super strong sperm. That's true.

But doesn't it take, like, 20? It's like, where's the egg? But. Give me the egg. Yeah, and also, the millions that can talk, isn't it just a trillion screams for a second? I know. It's, yeah.

And then everybody would know if you were, like, jerking off. Because you hear fucking the crowd go wild. It's like, I wonder what Danny's doing in the bathroom. And then you hear, woo! He's like, woo! Hey, Dad. It's probably just more, oh, God. This isn't the toy.

It sounds like a million screams. More than that. Maybe it just sounds like, first of all, a million screams just sounds like noise. I don't think you could hear the individual screams at that point. Or it feels like a water slide. It's all, woo-hoo. But a big tadpole-sized. I just thought of a horrific image of the ones that are screaming.

And you come on somebody. And you didn't tell them that's what happens. that'd be a fucking nightmare or you come in somebody and you don't tell them that happens and they just hear little whispers

where's the egg and then you put your ear you put your ear to it like a fucking seashell you hear all the yells sperm can live in there

for like three days I know oh my god three days of screams it would just be a little community it'd be like Rick and Morty

kind of thing there would be a whole little community in there oh this is disturbing I didn't expect this to get like this I'll be honest I'll say the tadpole.

I'll be honest, though. I don't want to see one fairly large tadpole thing swimming. You just squish it. I'm going tadpole. I don't want that extra. Yeah, for some reason, it feels worse. Like, it feels like I'm actually killing a human being if it's one of them, as opposed to three trillion.

And I don't understand that. Oh. Am I wrong? I'm not saying you're wrong. I think it's more the size. I'm not saying you're wrong. I just didn't know how to feel about what you said today. Like, if there were three trillion tadpoles that you killed,

it would definitely feel like something. That's true. It's probably the size. Or just the fact you can't see it. It just looks like goo. This thing looks like a little fucking... True. You could see it wriggling around on the table.

Like, if you let it go, it'll go, you know? Can you see a sperm, a single sperm, with the human eye? No. Microscope. Definitely not. But now you can, with this scenario. Now you can. And that's not great.

Also, again, with the... You need to tell the people that this will happen. First of all, everyone needs to get a heads up. And if you don't get a heads up, they deserve whatever happens to you. But I feel like you kind of convince people, more like a party trick, to want to see it also. The tadpole and the screams? I think both. I think both.

You could fake the screams maybe. I think I could convince someone that they scream now. I just put a speaker on the back of my leg. I think the screams would just sound like sizzling or something. Because they're all very tiny. That's true, but there's trillions of them. I know. The thing is, the tadpole one almost makes sense.

You know, like, women, they, like, put out one egg a month, and, like, a man has an equal one sperm per ejaculate. Yeah, but you'd still have, like, seven per day if you tried. Well, yeah. And then are my balls huge, or what the fuck is that? I guess they could be small, right? Oh, it's like a little fish tank. No, you only have like four at a time in your balls.

Wow, okay. Oh, so they have to make the race through the tube. Yeah. That sounds terrible. That feels like a lot of pressure. I didn't even think of that. It would hurt to ejaculate with this guy. I didn't even think of that.

This is back to the pissing out a golf ball question. Either way, I'm taking screams because I feel like that would just... I don't know if I would feel worse about it. I'm in a real moral conundrum with the screams. No, I don't want anything that comes out of me to make noise. Everything that comes out of you makes noise. I'm taking the tadpole I think I'm going screams

this is how humans should be we go tadpole I'll just fucking put him in a little aquarium every day oh that sounds that feels wrong

it's a little fish tank it's a cum box he's gonna swim around until he dies in like a day it's a little cum tank that feels way worse what you did what you're doing

is way worse what happens to it if I put it in a fish tank would it grow into a human being or no no if you come into

a fish tank now does it grow into a human being I haven't tried We don't know the answer to that yet, technically. It depends on whose egg's in there. I can't handle this conversation. I'm sorry for what happened.

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