Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 11 - Picky Boys Podcast #312

Episode Date: February 17, 2024

Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, Jt, & Antonio decide between changing voices or changing hair color, living in 105-degree heat or a constant blizzard, ham hands or mayo pits, teeth for hair or hair for teeth, and the ultimate mermaid dilemma! Join Patreon for access to the NEW Minecraft server & hundreds of additional Picky Boys videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Gaming Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PickyBoysGaming Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair? So terrible. People think mermaids are hot. Like, I'm confused here. Right, but they don't have a bangable bottom. I mean, I always assumed they did somewhere. I don't care who I offend with that statement. What would you pick?

Oh, three, two, one. One food. Easy. What would it be? Chicken burrito bowl. All right, let's do it. All righty. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys Podcast.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. We're back this week with another round of Would You Rathers. Do we know what number we're on? 11? I was going to say 11. All right, maybe 11. Would You Rather 11, which means it's almost been a year of Would You Rathers because we do one every single month. Yeah, we try.

So if you like these, there'll be another one next month. That's – And right now. We're on track for him being correct in that moment. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Oh, wow. I like –

JT's going first. I like initiative. JT initiative. Would you rather lose all your memories or lose a foot? We love the limb losing. Also, definitely tossing my foot right out the window. Absolutely tossing my foot. What am I going to make, new memories?

I don't want to make new anything. But if you lose your memories, for some reason, I feel like your brain works like this, you don't lose your ability to use the English language. Somehow that doesn't go with your memories. Isn't that weird? I get what you're saying. But if I lose all my memories, I will not be, I am not me no more. I am, I am, I am Anton Doe.

Okay. All right. What if you change it to a leg? I still got a tall. Lower half. Gone. Okay. All right.

Let's equalize this. Make it a little interesting. So how many limbs do we have to get rid of until the memories are more worth it? Paraplegic. Less worth it. We'll go dick not included. Okay. You have your dick.

That's it. I have my dick and I have all my memories. And no ass. Where am I? Where am I? Where am I popping out of? Colostomy bank. Oh, that sucks.

That does suck. No offense, but that sucks. Now, now. Fresh slate? Fresh slate. Fresh slate. I was going to say fresh wipe, fresh slate. Fresh slate.

Would you rather have the fresh slate? You basically... I restart. You basically reincarnated into a new person. Yeah, but a very much dumber person. I understand you keep your... I could read words, but... First of all, that doesn't even make any sense how I could read words.

I don't remember how to spell read. How can I read if I don't have any memories? You keep your ability of English language. It's not even magic. I feel like that's just how it works. That's definitely not how that works. Oh, dude, people lose their memory but retain how to talk all the time. Amnesia?

No, that's a good question. I don't remember who I am, but they're saying I don't remember who I am. But they don't remember their name. Oh, that's a good point. Can I relearn the memories? Can I go to my friends and be like, I have no idea who you people are, but I think I've seen a picture with us together. Tell me what happened.

So you are in a lucky situation where there is a vast, maybe hundreds of hours of you and your friends on YouTube. That's true. And you can relearn that way. You cannot regain any of these memories. What if he loses all his memories and he tries to get them back and he watches the podcast back and he goes, These guys are assholes. I suck a little bit or something like that. It's like, these guys suck.

I'll take the losing memories with the bottom half. But I'll give a foot. I'll give a leg. I'll give two feet, honestly. Two feet? Yeah. All right. Where are you drawing your line in terms of appendages?

Same thing. I don't want to be sawed in half. You can have my memories. Where are you, by the way? I think I'd rather keep my foot. I'll become friends with everyone again. And honestly, if I don't, then maybe I shouldn't be friends with them. Oh, so you're putting us in charge of winning back your friendship.

Yes, winning back my friendship, and I'll keep my feetie. Put it on us. Put it on us. We're just going to prank you and tell you that, like, oh, yeah, you're really in love with this girl and she's madly in love with you and you go you should go rekindle your love and it's just some random person. You are not going to

regain my friendship. I hope you know that. That sucks. That's terrible to do to somebody. Yeah, but you gotta have fun with it. I guess so. Or we could also say oh, your nickname has always been Pussy. Big, big pussy. That's what we call you. And it's a term

of endearment. Yeah, yeah. It's like the Sopranos. It's a big, big pussy. And then you'll just believe that. You know what? Maybe you should keep your memories because I don't trust this guy around someone who got their memories right. In this once-in-a-lifetime situation,

first of all, we're all rejoicing because we all have our limbs. Well, JT does. And he doesn't have his memory. And so, you know, we play a little tomfoolery. Nothing serious.

There would be a little tomfoolery. Nothing serious. For sure, for sure. All right, Danny, toss us one. Would you rather your voice change every day, so like a totally new voice

every day, or your hair color changes every day? Okay. And it can be a more masculine voice or a more feminine voice, as well as the hair color. So I could sound like Idris Elba one day and then Ariana Grande the next day? Yes. That's tough.

And if you tell me, oh, I'm going to shave and go bald, well, you'll still have your eyebrows and all your other hair. Oh, all my hair. All hair changes every day. That sucks. That sucks. But I feel like I'll lose myself if I don't have my voice no more. You know what I mean? It's like, who am I?

I feel like that would scare me a little bit. Well, it would definitely be scary when you look in the mirror every day and you're like, hello? You know, like your first voice of the day. Like, you're figuring it out too. It's like, did I get Morgan Freeman today? Yeah, one day you're just like, hello?

Which one was that? Definitely wasn't Morgan Freeman. It's like Mickey Mouse, kind of. That'd be cool, I think. You know, maybe I'll go voice. Let's have some fun with it. I didn't know that my eyebrows and my pibs would change colors. Also, it just looks like I spent too much time with a lot of hair dye.

It could be fun to do, like, you can make content out of this. Like, the voice one could just be like, I do a new voice every day. Here's a TikTok about it. You know what? They'd be like, wow, that is a good Morgan Freeman. That's really, really good. I'm like, all right. But I do think, though, that the hair color would be less jarring.

Like, if I was friends with somebody whose voice changed every day, it really is like a new person that I'm talking to every day. A hair color, it's just like this guy is a little wacky. Oh, man, the hair color is tough. But it would inevitably be that we are sitting at a restaurant, and it's like, oh, Danny's coming in, and he sits down, and he doesn't want to talk. I'm like, what's going on?

And then the voice comes out, and everyone starts laughing. Everyone starts laughing. You're Spongebob. Yeah. That'd be pretty funny. I'll go voice. Fuck it. I switched.

I think I'm going hair, and I'll just commit to the bit and just, like, match my outfit with my hair every single day. That would make me want to hang out with you less, I think. It really would. I feel like you have to at that point. No, no, I understand you do. You just have to. And you're in an unfortunate situation. I just don't know.

It would make me want to be around you a little bit less than the voice, I think. Hey, guys. Quick interjection. We said that in the new year we're doing a lot of new things. And one of those things is opening up a Minecraft server. You can join at patreon.com slash pickyboys. Any tier gets you into the Discord. And in this Minecraft server, we already hid random chests all around that have codes to free merch, gift cards, not cash.

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You should order it soon, very soon. It'll get there in time, I promise. Can't promise that, but it definitely will. And it looks like this. It's green, I'm assuming. Don't do that. Here we go. Would you rather have...

This is a classic one. We haven't done it yet. Would you rather have sex with a mermaid whose bottom is half fish or whose top is half fish? Bottom. But then you're looking at fish the whole time? Then you're fucking fish puss.

No, no, no. The bottom is half fish. You want bottom fish? Yeah, like a mermaid. Like what a mermaid is. Like what a mermaid is. So you want the top person? Yes.

So then, but then you got to bang a fish. Okay. But wouldn't you? This one, I agree with Danny. I think it's pretty cut and dry, actually. I'd rather have what a mermaid actually is versus like the bastardized version of what a mermaid could be, technically. I mean, there are probably some mermaids that are born like that with the bottom half human,

top half fish. I don't think it's just one to one. Those are the ugly mermaids. This is a controversial opinion. People think mermaids are hot. Like, I'm confused here. Right, but they don't have a bangable bottom. Yeah, I mean, I always assumed they did somewhere.

Right, but it's fish. Yeah, but really, like, really, how big of a difference could it be? Would you rather bang Ariel or, like, fucking a fish with Ariel's human legs? It's pretty easy, I think. I have a controversial opinion. What is it? I would go fish top and fish bottom. Wait, no.

Go fish. I would go full fish. No, no, no. I think I would do fish top, parts bottom. Yeah, I think that's a hot take for sure. What about the eye contact would be all weird. You can't kiss. It would not be a position where I'm looking at any part of that face.

I really think if you were just like fucking missionary, you really wouldn't tell the difference that much. I feel like the smell. I feel like it would smell. The smell is going to be there either way. The smell is going to be there. Fresh out the sea? Yeah, I mean.

The smell's there with a full human. Oh, yeah, sometimes that's true. Yeah, I don't know. I think that that one's pretty easy. Both of you? Yeah. All right, fine, they'll swim. I know Jason wants to bang full fish.

I know that's true. I don't. I think you're crazy for doing top half fish. Oh, that's cool. Can I pick the fish? Tony wants a blowjob from the fish. No, no, no, I want a blowjob from the fish part. Can I pick the fish?

Sure. There's some pretty fish. Angel fish or something. But then how did they, like, I don't even really understand what you mean by top half fish. Like, is it sideways? What? Is, like, a fish sideways? Like, think about a fucking human torso legs.

Is the fish half, like, a huge tuna that's, like, sideways cut in half, you know? Like, what does the fish look like? Can you help me? What is he saying? See, I was picturing, you ever see Family Guy, the one where Lois gets saved by a merman? That's exactly. I have not seen that one. Well, that's it.

Can you look up a reverse mermaid? Can you just look up, I think, just do that, reverse mermaid? So that's what you want? I mean, that middle one's pretty good on the rock. See, that's what I was talking about. That one on the rock, that's pretty good. That's what I was talking about on the bottom right. That's a child's job.

Sideways. No, definitely not that one. I don't think that's what it was. I think it would look more like on the rock there. And that's exactly what we would need there. And so you would rather that than a mermaid. It's tough when you're looking at it exactly. From the front.

Yeah, from the front. It's real tough. Look at this mermaid. It's literally the siren of the sea. Look at that. The temptress. Look at that. Well, Ariel's a child.

Ariel's a child. Yeah. Can we get a hot mermaid? Can you type in hot mermaid? Something normal. There's any of these mermaids. There's countless mermaids. They're all Ariel.

Here we go. OK, that one. Down. FantasyFairyPhotos.com. This one, sure. That's just Ariel again. No, you see, that one has legs, though. That's cheating.

All right, all right. We'll get off this because the audio people, we're just, I think I'm still, looking at the full fish head is tough. It's tough. We'll go next. All right, JT. All right, would you rather it blizzard every day where you live, wherever you live, doesn't matter where you move, or it's over 105 degrees every day where you live?

Blizzard. Definitely not a blizzard. but that $105 is a nightmare. You can't go blizzard every day. Don't make that face. If it's blizzard every day, you're never driving again. You can't do anything. Yeah, I understand that.

Okay. I mean, a lot of people live in, like, you know, Antarctica. And a lot of people live in... A lot of people, like 20. Yeah, like 20 people. A handful of people live in Antarctica. And it's a horrible existence. And I'd just rather that so much more.

A lot of people live in Arizona. It's 105 degrees for months at a time sometimes. That's true. I would never live in Arizona. But you'd rather live in blizzard conditions forever? Yes, yes. At least you could go in a pool with an umbrella in 105-degree weather. I can go in a hot tub inside.

You could do that also in Arizona. First of all, you two stay inside all day anyway. What the fuck is the difference here? It's about you. Yeah, I know. So I'm fine. I'll just be a homebody. I'll just stay inside.

It's blizzarding outside. It's cozy vibes. I'd always, always, no matter what thing you put on it, I would always rather be cold than hot. Always. This is a terrible take, right? I don't think it is. What would you do?

It's up to interpretation. That's true. I'm going 105 degrees, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You could still drive. You can go outside. You could do these things. You can't do any of those in a blizzard.

Yeah. Everything you said that you can do in that blizzard, you could also do in 105 degree weather. That's fine, but it'll be hot and sweaty and sticky, and I don't like that. It would be hot. I like cozy clothes. It'll be cozy.

I like things. I just like that. It would definitely be cozy, and 105 would definitely be hot and sticky. But also the blizzard could be hot and sticky, too. You've turned us into superheroes, by the way, because we can just go to a desert, and all of a sudden, blizzard comes, or vice versa. Oh, that's what it is? Yeah.

It follows us? You have a storm cloud following you. So I could go to Antarctica and really mess some things up. Yeah. Yeah, you could. Yeah. Or you could go to Tahiti, and they'll see snow for the first time. What's more destructive?

heat follows you everywhere or snow follows you everywhere. So if I have heat, if 105 degree weather follows me everywhere and I go to Antarctica, I destroy the planet, right? Is there a spot

where a blizzard surrounding you would destroy the planet? I don't think destroy, but it would certainly incapacitate some cities who do not know how to deal with the snow. That's true.

I remember when, I forgot, was it Georgia got two inches of snow? Like Texas. Or Texas, and they got two inches of snow and people were, like, leaving their cars on the highway. Like, some woman gave birth inside, like, inside of a bus

because they didn't know what to do. It's the first and last time two inches have been that destructive. Yeah. But no, I don't know. Also, I've kind of always pictured myself living in, like, like a Fargo-esque, like, Minnesotan snow town. Right, and I understand snow town, but I'm saying what he said is that you can't even really ski or snowboard.

It's a blizzard all the time. I could definitely get a snow vehicle. You can drive in snow no matter what. No. With the proper vehicle. Oh, yeah, like with a snowmobile. Sure. Well, if I'm living in a blizzard, I'm going to get a snowmobile.

That's fair. That's fair. That should be what you invest in for sure. For sure. And the hot tub. Sell your car and get a snowmobile. And the hot tub. Yeah.

But yeah, no, fair enough. I just like the heat. I like my pools. My turn. This one, I think, we'll go back to cold and hot here. Okay. Would you rather only be able to eat and drink cold things or only be able to eat and drink warm things?

Warm. So let me lay out for you here. Warm things, what you would pick that for is warm food, which is huge. But you would only be able to drink warm beverages for the rest of your life. Never have a refreshing water, soda, anything with ice cubes in it. or you can only eat cold food and you can eat food that was warm that is now cold

but you get to have cold drinks as well. But with the warm food and I can have warm water, warm soda? It's actually, I wrote down hot. It's hot food and hot water. Okay, and I can have hot water and hot soda? Yes. I was wondering if I can only have foods

that were ever intended to be hot like coffee or something. No, no, no. You can have hot water and hot soda. I think I'm going hot, I guess. I think I'm going cold. Really? Going cold foods.

You know me, too. I like my ice cubes. I like my ice. But cold foods sucks. I think cold food sucks way more than hot drinks. But when you say hot, as in my water is boiling? It's hot. It's like 100 degrees.

I can't drink. You can't drink that. Your body's 100 degrees. Dude, a coffee is like 110 degrees. Oh, coffee's hotter than that. McDonald's coffee could singe puss lips together. But yeah, you can drink 100 degrees, but it's like hot. It sounded so high to me for a second.

Like your piss is 98.6 degrees. Yeah, you could drink that. I do it all the time. Yeah, I know. I watch you. I'm still doing hot then. Definitely doing hot more now. I thought it was going to kill me before.

Yeah, I'm going cold. I think I'll have my cold pizza, my cold pasta, my cold mozzarella sticks, unfortunately. But at least I'll have a cold Gatorade to wash it down with. That's what I'm leaning towards, too. I think that I will just learn to live with all of my favorite foods cold, but I love refreshing drinks, and I cannot just drink hot stuff for the rest of my life. I can't do it. Yeah, but a cold steak kind of sucks. Well, there are some things you might just have to give up.

A cold burger you can't really eat. Oh, you can eat a cold burger. You can eat a cold burger. You eat things that are left out for days like a psychopath. One day. You know those people who do neither and have all food room temperature, basically? Yeah. Well, they say something dumb that warm water is more healthy for you than cold water or something because your insides, I don't know, something like that.

You ever have warm water? It's not very pleasant. No. I mean, you said that it was an experience that no one on earth could ever have. No, it's just not, like, it does not, it's just not satisfying. I feel like you could drink more of it, so it's satisfying to me. What does that mean? It's hard to drink a lot of cold water at once.

I guess so. You kind of go like, oh, that hurt a little. Like, do you ever chug an ice cold beer versus chugging a room temperature beer? It's way easier to just down the room temperature one. That's true. Also, in terms of drinks, all of my favorite hot drinks often are served iced anyway, so I'm good with that. Yeah, you can have your iced coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ice tea. I'm going cold. And I guess you can't really have warm ice cream, you know? So maybe go warm, but I don't know. I'm still sticking warm, I think, or hot, whatever. I will miss a hot meal, but- I think you would desperately, you would incredibly miss a hot meal. These are, this is my life now.

But also, just thinking about being in the pool and drinking a lukewarm mojito sounds like ass, dude. I think you gotta go hot. A hot mojito sounds like ass. I think if you're going to start drinking, you just have to go with warm drinks like fucking hot toddies and shit. I can't have – if I have a hot toddy in my 105-degree weather Arizona, I might pass out. That's the life you chose, bitch. That's true. That's true.

All these would-you-rathers are combined, and then that's your life at the end of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You lost your memories. You're in 105 degrees. Oh, that's kind of funny. At the end of one of these, we should just tally up all the things we chose and list out what our life would be like. The universe you chose. It would be terrible.

I mean, if I was in the blizzard, I would definitely choose hot. Like, these things do matter. That's true. That's true. So now you've got to think about world building. Okay. Mine is, would you rather have a ham instead of a hand or armpits that sweat mayo? So you just have a ham for a hand.

Can I eat it? I think you could, but you're eating your hand. It doesn't grow. It doesn't regenerate. No. But it doesn't spoil. It doesn't spoil. It doesn't spoil.

I think Danny would eat his ham hand. Well, no, I feel like I could still feel pain in it, right? Right. Because then, I mean, I could eat my regular hand right now. But I choose not to. And the only thing that stops him is pain. It would be incredibly painful. I'm sure it would taste fine.

So what if you didn't have pain in your hand? Would you have eaten your hand by now? No. So then why did that matter? I mean, that's definitely like a huge factor as to why people don't eat their hands. I think so. I think it's because they want to keep their hands. Well, that could be true, too.

But see, that's the thing. I would maybe eat this ham hand into a more useful shape. Because just a fucking thing of ham is not useful to me. True. I mean, it could be. A bone I could at least press stuff with. If you save it, it could be useful one day. How could a ham-shaped hand be useful?

Stranded on an island. Now you've got a nice big ham that never spoils, by the way. That's true. No, I think JT's right. Maybe you kind of eat the hand to get to the bone, and then you can kind of make something useful out of that. Or you could just sweat mayo. I forgot that was an option.

Yeah, like you're just talking about. That sounds gross. No, no. I hate that. I'm sweating mayo. Are you kidding me? I forgot about that. Yeah, what about the other option in the would you rather?

No, that is terrible. Do you realize how much, like a little bit, you sweat every day? and now, like, every shirt is just going to be mayo-covered. Looks like it's covering cum a little bit. Also, mayo is so oily and disgusting. It would be actually repulsive. Yeah, but... Like, your laundry basket would be heavy and wet.

The other one would be losing a hand. Yeah. No, you're getting one with ham. Also, you know, your ham and sandwich needs a little more mayo. You just do a couple laps. I mean, that in that one case, it'd be useful. I could think of 30 useful things. Can it be Chipotle mayo?

I mean, that would definitely make a big difference. Would it bring you over? It could potentially sway me. I mean, I still think that, like, I don't know, man. That's really bad. I'd have to, like, make special clothes. Okay. That have, like, fucking essentially, like, diaper pads, like, under the arms to collect the mayo.

I think they kind of already have those things for people that sweat a lot. Yeah, but not for mayonnaise. Or Chipotle mayo. Whatever. We're eating by the pool, and it's just like, I have a french fry. It's like, Danny, can you just open up for a second? No, you just go like this. No, from your armpits.

Why armpits? It's just from your armpits. Oh, I thought you said sweat. No, yeah, from your armpits. Oh, okay. Whoa, this changes everything. That's why I was doing this for them, Mario. Oh, yeah.

Oh, so you said it yourself. You got to put diaper pads on your armpits. Well, yeah, because that's where the most would come out. No, it's because you've heard it. But I still thought that it would be, like, your face, too. No, you can't do that. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, then give me the aioli or whatever.

Now you're just getting mayo. Why? Because you weren't paying attention. I feel like I deserve at least. What do you deserve? A chipotle mayo, an aioli, something of the kind. What did you do to deserve that? I just think I do.

Honey mustard, final offer. No. Now you get honey mustard with that reaction. No, no, no, no, no, no. You'd rather have mayo. At least it's less oily, actually. But at least it's sweet and it smells nice. Your arm is going to smell like eggs.

Chipotle mayo smells nice. You're not getting Chipotle mayo. Chipotle mayo does not smell nice as a scent on someone's body. I'm taking Chipotle mayo. Take it or leave it. Well, you're getting a ham hand now. Now you're just getting a ham hand. And I have no Chipotle to dip it in.

I'm fine with a fucking ham hand. He would eat his hand. We know it. Let's go with, would you rather eat one food the rest of your life or only watch one movie, one TV show, and one video game the rest of your life? Movie, TV show, video game, I think. And you could still have a variety of food? Yeah, I'll take my variety of food.

One video game. Hey, man, I'm not ragging on it right now or, you know, the opposite, but Fortnite creative maps, you can play a lot of games in that. Cheating. No, why is that cheating? Not allowed. Why is that cheating? I'm not allowing you.

Why is that cheating? Because that's essentially choosing a game engine as your one video game. I gamed your stupid genie question. No, and I genied it away. That's gone as an option. The genie. You can play Fortnite Battle Royale as your one video game. You just gave me a thousand wishes as this genie, and you took it away.

That's cheating. I did. That's cheating. What is it? Movie, TV show, video game? Yeah. You get to pick one of each. You don't have to pick just one.

One of each. And then eat all the variety of food you want. Or eat just one food every day. And you can still enjoy whatever. This is such a bullshit JT question, only because I know he's going to do food, and he can play all the video games he fucking wants. No, I'm definitely doing movie, TV show, video game. Which ones would you do?

Easy. Yeah, what would he own? That's an important question. Yeah, of course. I would do Minecraft for a video game. That's a good choice. I would do, I don't know the movie, and I would do Survivor. That's pretty good choices.

I have a lot of seasons I can watch and re-watch, and then I can enjoy food. Also, I'm really glad that I would have switched if music was involved in this. Like, if it was only one album, like, that would have been too much. One song. Oh, that's even worse. I should have included that. What about one mix? What about one mix?

Like one playlist of like 50 songs? Sure. Or I just meant like Big Booty Mix 17 or something. There's a lot of songs in there. Yeah. What would you pick? Oh, three, two, one. One food.

Easy. What would it be? Chicken burrito bowl. Fucking love that, dude. You know, who do you think is the easiest out of us three to murder? What does that mean? Like, I think it's JT. Because I know what he eats every day.

I could poison him. Like, he's done. So you're saying because of his routine, it's easy to plan? If I was poisoning you, it would be just as easy. I'd just go to your fridge and put whatever's in there. But someone else could eat it. You don't know. They take from my fridge all the time.

You might kill Danny by accident. I don't take from your fridge. Yeah, I don't see the logic. Just because you know the type of food I eat every day, I don't think that makes it easy. I think it would be way easier to murder. Well, first of all, Danny kind of just pushed down the stairs, I think, and everyone will believe it.

I don't think. First of all, it's going to take more to push me down the stairs than me dying. and you're going to have to kick me or something. While you're down? Yeah, I'm not just going to die from a stair tumble. I'm not like fucking 90 years old. It doesn't take that much. It does.

I can fall down. You really have to land wrong. I know someone who fell down a full escalator, which is like metal sharp stairs, and they're fine. And that gets longer as you fall. Yeah, was it going down or up? No, it was going up. It was terrifying.

That's like triple the amount of steps. Well, it's not like you continuously fall. you just kind of slant at the bottom and then get like lifted to the top that sucks even more yeah

then you get eaten by the fucking escalator yeah that's terrifying true but either way I'm not gonna die from a stair I mean

what's wrong with murdering though what we have to do is break his neck then push him down the stairs and then the coroner goes oh he landed wrong as he fell down the stairs

man they could figure that out now it's weird right yeah they could really figure that out it's like oh can't you see this little bone they broke that only breaks when someone snaps it

also you ever see a TV show a movie or something when they go like this? I don't feel like, I feel like it's not that easy. No, definitely not.

I feel like it's not that easy. I think it's pretty, I think it's pretty easy. No, no, no. I think they've tested on Mythbusters or something which ruins every movie

and TV show but it's like the amount of force that you need to generate it's not just, you can't just do that. Oh man, I don't know. I don't trust those

puny armed pusses over there. Why are you insulting their arms? Didn't they all also, either way, you know it takes three full rotations

to pop your head off? I did not know that. What the hell? I don't know where we went. Would you rather? Let's get back on topic. Yeah, that's my bad. I don't know.

I have one that I'm really upset about, honestly. Upset in what regard? I just hate every option. Oh, there's more than two? No, I hate both options. Gotcha, gotcha. I found this one on Reddit, and I was literally, I was like, I hate this. Oh, okay.

Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair? Oh, God. So terrible. God, that's so terrible. It's awful, right? They're all awful. Okay, one question. If I have hair for teeth, do they fall out, or are they as strong as teeth, kind of?

They don't fall out, but they're not strong. They're still hair. Right, right. I'm just saying, if it was constant, them falling out in the hair of my mouth, I might kick a punch. I mean, it's still going to feel like you have a bunch of hair in your mouth. Also, the way it rests. Think about how it rests. You constantly have a mouthful of hair.

Oh, man. You also, every time you go to the barber, he has to cut your teeth because it grows, right? You can't go to a barber. No, I picture teeth for hair is just like a bunch of teeth sticking out of your scalp. Yeah, you can't go to a barber for that. No, I don't think they grow. I'm talking about hair for teeth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You have to cut your teeth. That, you have to go to a barber. I'm saying you have to cut your teeth every time you go to a barber. So now, for a haircut, you have to go to the dentist, and for a tooth problem, you go to the barber. Yeah. Yeah. What'd you pick? I killed myself.

I mean, I could probably join. Either way, I could probably join some Coney Island sideshow. You're not supposed to call them freak shows anymore, by the way. But no one did. You did. Just no one did. Making sure you don't, okay? You got fucking hair for teeth and teeth for hair?

You're a freak. I don't care. I don't fucking care, dude. I don't care who I offend with that statement. so do i have to pull my hair pull my teeth to go bald i would just go bald but the problem is the eyebrows that's tough i don't think you can't just go bald you're still gonna wait wait wait it's all body hair yes but the eyebrows can look cool i feel like the eyebrows can be covered in teeth yeah potentially oh this actually might change it i think you just gotta go hairless

you gotta go hairless yeah but then you're just gonna have like open mouth sores everywhere fuck that's true i have a hairy ass and brush you got it you got a toothy ass and brushing your teeth is gonna be terrible you just have to basically brush your entire body oh i thought you meant you comb your teeth now i don't know which one we're choosing oh god see yeah it was it was an easy teeth for hair for me until the body hair thing now i'm gonna switch i'm gonna say hair for i think i'm going hair for teeth maybe i could like pitch myself as some kind of like, demented mascot for a dentist of some kind. You know, like, I'm the tooth man.

I wouldn't go to that dentist very quickly. Like, off my list, that one. They're all pearly white, you know? I don't know, something like that. Yeah, it's already so hard to take care of teeth that are in your mouth. Now you gotta take care of teeth that are in your ass. It's like, it sounds terrible.

It does, honestly. I guess I'll have a hairy mouth, which is gross. I hate that for me. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for you. No, you got to go hairy mouth. Yeah. Hairy mouth, getting it waxed.

Yeah, just pull. Just buzz your mouth. Get some dentures maybe. I mean, at least you know what I could do though? Obviously, if you've been watching the program for a while, you know I've always wanted a mustache. I could just pull my mouth hair over and make a mustache. That is horrific to picture.

That is a horrific picture. But you're not wrong. Would you rather have to wear latex gloves 24-7 or wear wet socks while you're awake? Wet socks while I'm awake. Latex gloves 24-7.

I'll take the trench foot or whatever. I think at night you would definitely have to do some upkeep on your wet feet. Baby powder and things like that. Dry that up. I don't think you understand latex gloves 24-7. I think your hands would peel.

That's wearing wet gloves 24-7. Essentially, you got sweaty-ass hands, bro. You ever put your hands in latex? Very sweaty. One minute, puddles. I don't think so. When's the last time you wore latex gloves? Lab in high school science class.

Yeah, well, your memory doesn't go back that far. You had wet hands, dude. When you peel them off, they go. Yes. But I don't think that's a consequence of the sweat. It's more just the nature of latex. Okay, maybe it's not. What do you think the wet is coming from?

You think the latex is sweating? I think, like, rubber, when you touch it, isn't, like, the most dry material. No, no. What are you talking about? The wetness is because your skin is sweating because it's being confined by a bunch of rubber. And it has nowhere to go. You don't just go into the garage, open up rubber gloves, and it's just wet in there. Oh, it's definitely not dry in there.

Yes, it is. What are you talking about? Bro, some materials are more moist than others, and rubber is definitely a more moist material. We have weight test gloves here. I challenge you to wear them for the entire next Patreon podcast. I'll do it. And then you'll see.

You will see. They're going to be quite wet. They're going to be quite wet. Let's do it. Let's do it. What was the other option? Oh, wet socks. I'll take wet socks.

I'll take wet socks. While you're awake. While you're awake. Because that does change a lot. Also, are they ever truly wet if you never take them off? Because you never get that experience of, Yeah, they're wet. You just never feel it.

Oh, you feel it. I feel like when you feel it the most is when you're... Which one? The latex. Oh, back to the gloves? Yeah, what you feel is when you're peeling it off. You will unbelievably... You don't wear latex gloves a lot, I can tell.

You would unbelievably feel it the whole time. After hour one, I think you would be begging to go back. Okay. All right, new video. JT has to wear latex. A new stream. JT has to wear latex gloves for 24 hours. What else does he do on the street?

He just sits there. He sits there. He sits there, complaining about how wet his gloves are. Okay. Would you rather that every drink from now on tastes like vodka, or everything at all times smells like diarrhea?

Vodka drinks, I guess. I mean, eventually, I think it would just stop tasting like vodka. Which vodka? Georgie. Oh, God, that sucks. No, that sucks, dude. I just don't want to smell diarrhea all the time.

Yeah, because now, dude, you want a refreshing water in the morning, you taste it, vodka. That sucks. Yeah. No, it's not good. But you got to go water vodka, right? I think vodka. So question, what do you mix with vodka a lot?

Seltzer? If you drink seltzer, that's all right. It's when it's just water, it tastes like you're drinking just vodka. Anything you drink will taste like just vodka. Oh, that's terrible. If you drink Gatorade, it's not going to taste like Gatorade and vodka. It tastes like vodka. It's actually a huge problem, though, because how do you discern what is vodka and what is not?

Probably the thing that says Dasani. No, I know, but you could easily be fooled into thinking you're drinking water or something you need, your medicine, and you're drinking vodka. Who is doing this to you? Oh, no. Are you around people with evil intentions? Yeah, what are you talking about? I'm just going around the possibilities that pop up in my head. It's like, what are you worried about?

And I'm worried about drinking vodka all the time and not even realizing it. I mean, you'd get drunk. Yeah, you'd get drunk and know. Like, oh, they got me again. They vodka'd me. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you know the thing that comes out of the vodka bottle? That one's vodka.

It may not be as simple as that. Who is out to get you? Who is out to get you? He thinks he's going to poison him. They're going to drive by, shoot him. Who's out to get you? I'm going diarrhea smell all the time. Oh, that sucks.

Yeah, I hate that. And I'll enjoy my meals still. Not really. They smell like diarrhea. I'll still enjoy them, I think. A little telling there. It just smells like diarrhea, but you can still taste it and still taste mostly normal. I feel like the smell is really important there.

Yeah. I don't know. All right. You might as well make... Can it just be vodka, everything I drink, instead, and just get drunk off everything? I'll take it. All right.

Would you rather have one terrible thing happen to you every year or one slightly bad thing happen to you every day? Oh, God. Terrible, meaning, like, a car crash that you survive, and a slightly bad thing just means, like, you go to do something and it doesn't work or whatever. Both these choices happen to me every day. like this is like there's a year of my life he's making he's making you choose

a car accident once a year would suck things already i try to do things they already don't work now i'll stick with now i think and i feel like one one year it would happen on like january for december 31st and january 1st just to fuck you you got the double whammy the double whammy but then you know that that is one thing i like about this one bad thing is that if it happens early you're like out of the way i'm coasting for the rest of the year right but what if it happens and then a couple days later just life happens in another bad thing like does it mean that i could jump off a building now and nothing will happen to me well no but so that's my point so now multiple bad things can happen anyway no outside factors like bad things will happen to

you if you make something bad happen so if a building fell on me my parents die and then like two weeks later i get in the car crash and go oh yeah the parents dying that was just life That's what I'm saying. That wasn't our thing, our magic thing that we do to you every year. Two guys come out of the closet. That wasn't the bad thing, by the way. They go back in. It's like, what?

I think you'd be able to discern. Maybe every time the bad thing happened the next day, you'd get a little note that said, this is your bad thing has been fulfilled. Well, now I'd be praying for that note every time a bad thing happens. Yeah, it's like, please, can this just be the bad thing? New Year's Eve would be the worst holiday of all time. Or not even that. The next day, you get a note.

One day, you get a note, but nothing happened. And you're like, what was the bad thing? What are you talking about? And a slightly bad thing happening every day. Again, you're kind of right. It feels like it already does. It happens all the time. I'm just picking my line.

The other one's just me. I'm just going to be it. Yeah, I'll go with the big bad thing. Big bad wolf over there. Big bad no good thing. The big bad no good thing. I think I'll go with the slightly bad thing. I like that.

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