Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 12 - Picky Boys Podcast #316

Episode Date: March 24, 2024

Shop NEW spring Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio decide between jeans in bed or suit jackets, your real baby or the imposter you've raised, jail for a year or jail for the weekends, a treehouse and a boat, a flashbang in the morning or a punch to the head every night, and throwing a TD or scoring a basket for 1 Million Dollars! Join Patreon for access to our discord, the Minecraft server, & hundreds of exclusive videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

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Quick, name a number We're somewhere in double digits I thought it was 11 Feels longer I'll go first Would you rather bring a knife To a sword fight Or

A pistol to a machine gun fight Oh goodness Pistol to a machine gun fight Oh it has to be the knife What? Bro I could get a good One or two good shots off Dude have you ever seen what a machine gun does in real life.

What are we talking about? You know, pressed metal? We talking about big boy, boom, boom, boom. We talking about a big, like a heavy machine gun.

Like a 50 caliber turret? 50 caliber? What's the sword? Shoot more swords? But yeah, it's like something that would take you like a long time.

So it's a light machine gun. Yeah, it's like a light machine gun. Dude, look, there's a reason, like I know in video games and stuff,

you can clutch up with a pistol and kill like a guy with a good gun. In real life, that almost never happens what's the terrain i don't know it's it's important imagine okay a pistol imagine you're able to get off maybe 10 shots in three seconds if you're good with this thing this guy can get off fucking what is a machine gun like 30 40 shots a second yeah i

don't know the math but the but the thing is are there rocks around yeah picture it like you know like a call duty map yeah like you know like a tiny the tiny paintball arena it's like that that sucks it's like that so my cover is inflatable no no they're they're they're cover you know it's like rocks for cover i'll take the pistol i think i could do it i think the pistol is worth considering because a sword and a knife i mean it's the sword's got so much distance it'll be really hard to get on to get to somebody with a sword if you only have a knife all right fine i'll take the pistol and i'll kill myself that's i feel like half the answers yeah that's it No, I'm taking the pistol as well.

I think that you could get lucky on one just throwing knife, maybe. I think I'd also rather be... Oh, no, you don't throw the only knife you have. What the fuck? If you have two or three, maybe, that's an option. Can I have two? No. I think I'd also rather just, if I did lose,

I'd rather die by machine gunfire than... A sword. A sword. That's fair. That's a good point. Being impaled and slashed. Yeah. Is it a good knife?

Yeah, it's a great knife. Great knife. And a great pistol, too. What kind of knife? Bowie knife. Oh, okay. So it's a big knife. It's like this big.

It's not like a pocket knife. You can't really throw that. No, no. Stop. We're not throwing it. I might throw it. If I'm in a pinch, might throw it. Listen, the light machine gun guy doesn't have any armor.

I'm taking that pistol. One. One shot. This fucking James Bond over here. One shot. I'm going to shoot my bullet through his bullet. I don't know. Pistol.

Pistol. Write in the comments what you would want. All right. Would you rather sleep topless, as in like no shirt, with jeans on, or a suit jacket but no bottoms? Topless, when referring to men, always tickles me because it just sounds so silly. Yeah, but it just encapsulates everybody. What is it?

Topless? What is it? Would you rather sleep with no shirt on or bra or whatever you wear or undershirt with jeans or in a suit jacket but no underwear pants? So no tops or no bottoms. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. Topless with the jeans. Yeah, I'm going jeans here.

Disagree completely. That's crazy. I think a suit jacket is kind of comfy, sort of. It's good material. A good pair of broken-in jeans can be comfy as well. But it's jeans, though. I can wear underwear with jeans, right? Sure.

Okay. Because that would definitely change the answer. That would change the answer. That would change my answer, too. I'm surprised you had to ask, though. I just wanted to make sure. I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to. And with the suit jacket, I have to wear like a shirt and a tie and a suit jacket.

I don't think so. Just suit jacket. Oh, that could change it. I don't like this. I don't want to wear a suit jacket. I've gone to sleep in jeans hundreds of times. Psychopath. Well, because you passed out, not because you –

know just like as a kid the concept of pajamas didn't really like exist to me i want you to know how his face completely changed i totally in a way i not in jeans but i agree with him like when i was a kid i would just i just go to sleep and whatever i was wearing that day that's it every day that explains in the morning that explains a lot about you still that's fucking completely psychotic i want everybody to know that yeah he purposely chose to sleep in jeans When did that stop? College. Oh, my God.

Dude, that's so long. That's crazy. Well, of course you're going to pick the jeans. I've never went to sleep in a suit jacket. That's a great point. That's true. I've slept in jeans, never went to sleep in a suit jacket. I have fallen asleep.

I didn't go to sleep in jeans. I want this to be clear. I've fallen asleep in jeans. It's very different. You have gone to sleep in jeans. I've fallen asleep in jeans. Yeah. It's a conscious decision back there.

I like being naked, bottomed down, like in bed. Yeah, me neither. You're afraid you're going to see something in the morning? No, it's just like my fucking balls are in the way. In the way of your sleep? What does that mean? They're in the way now. I like to wear underwear in bed.

Yeah, me too. And because if you weren't, your balls would protrude so far that it would interrupt your sleep. You've got to remember, you're talking to the guy whose balls drape over his bike seat. This is who you're talking to. It's the biggest balls. Listen. Then he shouldn't be wearing jeans. If your balls were so big that not wearing clothes hinders your sleep,

wearing clothes would hinder it more. It's not that it hinders my sleep. It just feels better when they're protected. No, I agree. Cradled. I would always pretty much rather sleep with some loose boxers on than fully naked. Me too.

I don't know. It just feels weird. No, me too. I agree. Hinder the sleep. I don't know. I think I'm going suit jacket. They're kind of comfortable.

I think it's more the button down that's uncomfortable. Man, they got some jeans that are kind of comfortable. They do. I'll talk about jeans, not these like stretchy, oh, you can't tell if they're pajamas or jeans jeans. Jeans. They're in jeggings. Yeah, yeah.

They're jean-jamas. They're pajamas that look like jeans. Jeans. Suit jacket. Also, I'll look way hotter getting up in the morning with just jeans and no shirt. First of all, you look like a cowboy. Yeah, exactly, like a rugged cowboy.

I guess you would look hotter, but I feel like there's something sexy, too, about just a suit jacket but balls out. I don't think so. That is the least sexy thing you can think of, actually. No, that's hot, kind of. I don't think so. That's giving Vegas hangover, like, oh, my God, what kind of night did I just have? Like, why are my balls out? Here's where the formula, this is where it differentiates between genders, because girls look cute and playful and sexy with just a shirt on and no pants and maybe just underwear and no underwear.

Guys, you look like a freak. The tip of your penis is kind of poking out. You just look like a weirdo. Like a homeless guy, actually. Semi-homeless or recently fired homeless. And I guess that is a double standard because I feel like a girl in the suit jacket, no bottoms, is way hotter than a guy doing that. But a guy in jeans and no shirt on is hotter than if a girl. No, it's nice seeing tits.

Also, one final point. You can sleep in your jeans And then just walk out And wear those jeans the next day If you sleep in a suit jacket You've got to take it to the dry cleaners You have to put pants on But you cannot use that again

You have to take off the jacket anyway In the morning Because even if you're going to put it back on You've got to put the shirt on And it'll be a wrinkle I'm not really worried about that part Just another point Alright, next one

Would you rather not be able to speak ever again or not be able to eat ever again? And now, this doesn't mean that you are like, oh, I don't need nourishment. No, you're on a liquid diet. Can't speak or need juice cleanse for the rest of my life? Yeah, you know, protein shakes, juice cleanse, vitamin. Can I live off that? Yeah. People, yeah.

You're going to lose a lot of weight. I mean, people, you say, yeah, people live off that. That's not living. Those people aren't having fun. No, I'm saying, like, when people break their jaws and have a wired shut, they have to, like, eight weeks. Yeah, but they're begging for when they could have a steak, you know? And that will be you. I'm going to pick the liquid food, just Soylent all the time.

What? Soylent. It's like a meal in a bottle that, like, a bunch of coders drink. And it's made of people. It's made of people. Well, yeah, that's... What? There's a movie...

Either way. Soylent Green? There's a movie called Soylent Green where they're drinking people, and then the company is named Soylent. It's not people, though. The real company is not people. But they made the company based off the movie. Yes.

Which is weird. You confused the shit out of me. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What's your answer? I'll go liquid. Liquid. I got to speak.

I'm going to enjoy my food and shut the fuck up. Because if everybody else is speaking around me, that's just more annoying. And I can't speak. like I can't how do you you just get sign

yeah I could sign I'll learn sign language no one's gonna fucking learn sign language for me none of you none of you you could be the first

sign language podcaster actually there definitely is one already how would they I don't know if that's a podcast necessarily but videocast

it's a videocast or they have a translator who just says oh he's got three fingers to the left now and he's doing the thumbs up symbol

why wouldn't they just say the words I don't know You need a translator for that guy. No, they have another translator. It's back to English after that. I feel like we could cut out a middleman there. Multiple times on this program, I've chosen food in these situations over,

I mean, I've probably like chopped my limbs off for food and all these other terrible things. But you've managed to find the one thing that I like more than food, which is talking. Yeah. No, we know. Don't worry. No, I'm just going to use the not speaking to my advantage.

And just, you know, I don't have to talk to anyone. And I just get to eat. This guy's going to not speak just to eat a burrito bowl every day. Yeah, that's it. He's not speaking to have one meal for every breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Damn right. Or why don't you just liquefy it? At some point, you've eaten it for so long, it would probably taste the same.

I don't think you guys understand. Like, the Breedable thing, it's not that fucking, you know, it's not that I like torturing myself or something. That is my highlight of my day every day. Three times a day is eating this Breedable. It's great. So why don't you just add a fourth? Then I get fat. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Fair enough. All right, Danny, hit us with it. This is what you'd rather with a pretense. Oh, here we go. If your child was switched at birth, but you found out two years later, would you rather get the real one back or keep the one you've been raising for two years oh wait this this one's very real damn it's a toughie how long two years give me the give me the real one wow yeah two is not two is fucking this guy's not even gonna remember me when i give him to

someone else those are those are developmental years yeah and i i did a good job now someone else and i think it'd be i think it'd be really hard to give it give the your you know the person you thought was your child away now terrible twos you'll probably you'll jump at the opportunity to give this fucking this little rug rat away oh i would really genuinely my answer is i would just keep both probably oh no no no i know i know i know it's not i know but i'm just thinking like i put myself in the actual situation first of all you're not just allowed to keep both because that means someone else got your child so they would only accept a swap you can't just take their child and yours yeah but now what if i want to do it and they go no i want to keep this one and you

just kill them like what is it like you would get both you would get both like okay but damn i know that's a fucking hard one man because there there is i don't care who you are there is a line that you would draw if after a week you realize then yeah you're gonna swap right yeah after a month Probably you're going to swap. Six months, I'm still swapping. One year, I'm swapping. Two years is really where it just begins to get tough. What if it was three years?

I'm not swapping. What's why? Memories start to form. Oh, so? What do you remember from when you were three? Thank you. I have memories. I have memories of...

I have one memory. 9-11. Nursery. We were four. We were four. Sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.

So we didn't draw the line of four yet. I have one memory. I have memories of nursery. Antonio, what if the child was five years old? Oh, man. You're fucked up if you're swapping now. Yeah. That's really fucked up.

You'd have... This is... I don't know. Where are you drawing the line? When are you swapping? I don't know. I don't know. Well, I feel like...

I think two is a fair swap. I feel like, yeah, when they're toddlers, you can still swap. And then if it's just past that, you kind of just have a relationship with them probably past that age. You know what I mean? Like, you visit them and shit. Not allowed. I'm just, I'll swap.

We have to make it tough. I'll just swap. I'm swapping until one year's old. Would you rather go to jail for a whole year, minimal security prison, or go to jail every weekend for three years? It's one year versus three? Is that what it was?

One year in jail, straight. Or three years of jail every single weekend you have to go. Is it, is Friday part of the weekend? That's a good question. I guess after work on Friday, you go. Friday 5 p.m. Friday 5 p.m. And then I get out?

Monday before work. Monday morning. Okay. That's a lot longer than I thought. That's like 72 hours almost. I'm going to go just jail for a year because I'm telling you what's going to happen. Every inmate knows that you go out and in and you're going to start being threatened and say, like, if you don't bring me back a pack of cigarettes,

I'll fucking shiv your ass with my dick. It's a minimum security prison. I don't think, like, that stuff's going to be happening. So what are you doing? Prison for a whole year straight is way worse. Oh, no. Once you made it a fucking three-day affair, it's almost 72 hours, Friday evening to Monday morning.

I'm going a year now. If you said Saturday-Sunday, you could have maybe swung that. I just can't do Saturday-Sunday. Also, quick mental maths here. Three days a week, 52 weeks, you're spending more time on the three-year. Nope. Wait, what is it? It's three years?

No, you're spending slightly less. It's 150 days. For three years. Yeah, compared to 365 days. That's 450 days. Yeah. What? 150 days.

Oh, he's right. Yeah. Well, it's not exactly three days, so I don't know. But he should be right. If it's 72 hours. But it's not quite. If it's 72 hours, that's three days times 52 weeks in a year. It's 150 for three years, which is 450.

Yeah, 450 versus 365. All right, so how about we equate it? Forget that. We equate it to the same. It comes out to 410 days. All right, so forget that. So let's do one year in jail or three years in jail, but you go every weekend, but it equates to the same days. So for a year, it's 365, and the weekends would be like Saturday to Monday, also 365.

Gotcha. But only on weekends. If I'm losing a year of my life, I'd rather that year be mostly weekdays, whereas now you're making that year all weekends, which sucks. For three years. I can either lose, like, you know, a year straight, or I can lose a year's worth of weekends, which equates to three years. I can't take that either. I'm going a year straight.

Me too. You're going to have to sweeten the pot a little bit to make me consider. I don't know how I would. You can't go on any vacations. You can't do any, like, fun stuff. You could go on vacation. Yeah, it would only be a five-day, which is really like a four-day. It's a three-day, really.

I mean, it's just not good. And then the travel. Oh, my God. No, it's true. On vacations, you've got to cut the first day and last day off, essentially. Just bite the bullet for a year, have an experience for a year, and you'll be out in no time. You'll be out in one year. It'll really fly by, I think, honestly.

Maximum security prison for a year compared to minimal security. Now it's a survival situation. For a weekend. But again, my- No, no, but minimal security on the weekend stuff. By the way, you know, this is a thing. What? like, jail on the weekends.

Sometimes a judge will fucking, that's your sentence, is like, you know, his crime wasn't that bad, but he does need some jail time. All right, he gets jail on the weekends for six months. You go to work, you do everything,

and Friday night, you go clock into jail. Dude, that sucks. That's a real thing. That sucks. That's way worse. That feels way worse for some reason because I'm not choosing it, you know what I mean?

Like, the judge has given it to me. The judge gave you, all right, one year or on the weekend. They might do that, too. I don't know. Also, the fact that you said, I go to work during the week. Well, you have to support yourself.

That's just, if I go to work during the week and then I'm in jail on the weekends, that's just three years of jail. I'm thinking the year. You'd be surprised. Maybe jail on the weekends would be really relaxing, minimal security person. True.

You'd be surprised. It might be little vacations every time. They probably have pickleball. Tennis? Yeah. All right, JT, hit us. All right. Would you rather have a photographic memory

or be able to recreate almost all sounds like a parrot. Almost all sounds. So we don't get all sounds. Yeah, like I can't. You don't get everything. You don't get everything. You never get everything.

You can't get everything in this life. So you can do like voices, right? Oh, voices for sure. Yes. Like you do every voice, but then for some reason you can't do Morgan Freeman. You couldn't like

all of a sudden recreate Mambo No. 5, the whole, all the music notes and everything out of your mouth. I'm a speaker? I'm just a speaker. That's fantastic.

No, you can't do that. Oh. Oh, I thought you said you can do that. Oh, that was way cooler. This is why I'm saying almost all sounds, right? Like, you could do the guy's voice for sure. And you could maybe do one set of the instruments. But if we both pick it.

If we all pick it, and we can make a song. Yeah, if we both pick it, we could make the song. Sure. I don't really know the other instruments. One, two, three, four. I thought you were just going to start. Everybody in the club. Liquor store on the corner.

I guess you picked the other thing. Jessica, Sanja, something. Rita. Malia. Malia? Rita. Rita? You know what?

I don't know. Sorry I don't know the women's name in Mambo No. 5. That should be a crime, honestly. I guess so. What was the other thing? Photographic memory. Photographic memory. That's pretty cool, too.

Yeah. I might go photographic memory. How do people with photographic memory select the stuff? Is it like a page turner? I have no fucking idea, but the way this works is, like, I don't know if this is real or not, but the way it works in movies, right? Like, you literally, you look at a page of a book, and a year later, you could recite whatever was on that page. How does that even? I don't know.

That seems exhausting, honestly. There's, like, so much stuff in your brain. Does that also mean that, let's say I was studying for a test, and I have a photographic memory, and I see this page. Click, got it. Now, years later, do I have to remember it and then read the page again? Yeah. That sounds terrible. You definitely, you can't, just because you have photographic memory doesn't mean you can insta-read pages.

You could look at it, insta-memorize it, and then, like, go over in your memory later and read through it. I don't believe that exists. Oh, I don't think so either. That's how this works, though. I'll take the. I'll go photographic memory. I'll take the sound replication. I think.

He would get even more annoying with that. He would just be, like, just fucking. I think that the sound replication is a bit more gimmicky and less useful, but I think it's a rarer ability, so I'm going to go with it in any way. I can get some voice acting jobs. It's like any dead actor, I'll be that guy. True. You'll be a very controversial figure.

Everybody can go fuck themselves. As long as he benefits. See? His opinions flip real quick. Your turn. Oh. How about we just do a good one? Would you rather live in a boat or a treehouse?

Would you rather live in a boat or a treehouse? How big's the treehouse? As big as you want. Oh. House is a good one. I don't want to live on either of those. Oh, cool. You have Wi-Fi in both.

Yeah, yeah, of course. Give it to him. These are luxury treehouses and luxury boats. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Yeah, it's not like the Drake and Josh treehouse. Yeah. I'll go.

Actually, no, that's way less fun. It's just a shitty treehouse and a shitty boat. So not a good one. How is this a good one? Not a good one. I realize that JT is right. The last one was a good one. So let's make this a bad one.

We're flipping. We're flipping. The question, the new question is, would you rather live in just a regular treehouse that you built or a kind of a boat? I was going to say, what's a kind of a boat? I was going to say, he said a shitty treehouse. Is that just the tree? Like you just live in the tops of the trees?

There's a roof and a fucking, you know, door and a ladder. So it's a pretty cool treehouse. Yes. Just a kind of shitty house. Yes. It's a cool treehouse, bad house. Because, like, dude, your treehouse has a door and stuff. And it's a boat that's only kind of a boat.

No, it's a boat, but it just has, like— How fast? I don't—20 knots. This is important. Knots? What am I, a fucking sailor? You're asking about boat speeds. I'm giving you knots, you bitch.

So talk in American English. Say miles per hour. No, that would be the answer you get. You've got to phrase your questions properly. It does have one of those downstairs little places where it has a bed, which is nice. Oh, okay. So you can be out of the elements. I think I'll get seasick.

I'm going to take the treehouse. Boat easily. Oh, but the boat, I could move my house. You can move your house. I could just go to the Bahamas. Oh. Dude, tons and tons. But gas.

People, so many people live on houseboats, man. Can I have a sail? Sure. Okay, I'll go boat. Why would you want to sail? Because I don't want to keep paying for gas, bitch. I want both. I'll get a motor and a sail.

A hybrid. Thank you. Do you have any idea how complicated sailing is? I will have to figure it out. It's my house now. I'm going boat. You get no sail. I don't want to sail.

How are you paying for the gas? I can't believe he asked me the speed of the boat. And this is when I said the correct speed of boats. Well, how fast is 29? Why not just talk? You don't know it. Why not talk in the terms that we are all aware of? How fast is 20 knots?

Oh, that's not that fast. 23 miles per hour? That's not fast. That's not fast. We're going to need at least 70 knots. We're going to need a bigger boat. Knots is basically like almost a one-to-one with miles per hour. I mean, that would make sense because you're trying to get miles per hour.

That's so confusing. Nautical shit. It's a little more. I'll be different. I'll take the treehouse, and I'll just, like, I don't know, be the cool guy who lives in the treehouse. One knot is 1.15 miles. 1.15078. It wasn't that accurate.

That is so fucking annoying. Yeah, it wasn't that accurate. But approximately 1.151. Is that how you want to deal with it? Is that what you want to work with? If you live on a boat, this is what you're going to have to work with, buddy. No, it's not. We need at least the speed.

Your little speedometer says miles per hour. First of all, my parents have a boat, and the signs are in miles per hour. Oh, fancy guy with a fancy boat. He's got a boat with all the real measurements. Oh, I'm so sorry. The boat doesn't have the measurements. The signs do. They're on little buoys out there.

I'm sorry that some of us have boats that still use knots, JT. Jeez Louise. Definitely need at least a 50 knot boat. Oh, I need a 70 knot boat. Oh, fucking hell. You don't need. Fancy guy. You really, the 23 is almost good enough, but not quite.

No, it's not good enough. Oh, yeah. I mean, Tony's trying to move his boat to the Bahamas. That's a long journey. I'm not getting there. My treehouse could move faster than that boat. First of all, you are not going to the Bahamas in that thing. I can get there.

That is such a long trip. Where are you going with the boat then? You're going to have to bring, I don't know, that might take months. I have a motor. And a sail. And a sail, just in case. If you're sailing, it's going to take even longer. It's if the motor breaks.

Also, I have a 70-knot boat. My turn, bitch. Would you rather get woken up every morning for the rest of your life with a flashbang or get knocked out by someone to go to bed? This one's rude. Is there, like, damage every time? Probably after a while. So I'm just bound to get CTE.

Yeah. Or just, yeah, but you also might lose all your senses with a flashbang every morning eventually. I mean, a flashbang can give you a concussion. It's called a concussion grenade. No, that's a concussion grenade. No, that's a flashbang. No, flashbang is. A flashbang?

Yeah. How would it give you a concussion? Some kind of, I don't know, military technology. Are you sure that's not just the name? It's just the name. Wouldn't it have to give you a concussion? But in Call of Duty, there's a flashbang and a concussion grenade. Looks like they're all the same.

Don't fuck yourself. That seems like it's just the name. Because how would it actually hurt you? Well, the ringing. That can give you a concussion? Can you get a concussion from a concussion grenade? It sounds dumb. Well, it still creates a loud explosion.

Or they create a large blast? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Some types of flashbangs evolve from concussion grenades. It's a different evolution. Some. So it's the predecessor. Yeah.

Bitch. Modern flashbangs used by police are often lethal. Oh, God. Jeez. Honestly, let's just start the day right. And by that, I mean. With a flashbang? Yeah, with a blinding light and a terrifying...

I feel like some of our friends were about, because they couldn't wake up, were about to resort to that anyway. Just like, hey, come in and flashbang me every morning. I don't want to be punched every night because I like to get cozy and warm when I'm about to go to bed. You can still do that.

It's just someone on top of you going... I don't want that. What about choked out? Oh, I'll take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take that. that has to do bad things faster

like every night you lose circulation to your brain for a second yeah for like a couple seconds it's definitely less damage than being knocked unconscious every night that's probably fair yeah it's like no please I'm not tired yet

it's 10 o'clock it's your bedtime who's the man knocking me out I don't know. Where does he live? No, I don't know. Under the bed. Yeah, under the bed.

Oh, God. I'll probably take the flashback. After the third day, I'm going to be upset from both. So I don't know. I would just try. I don't know if this magic probably prevents this, but I would try to wake up like a minute beforehand. Throw the flashlight back?

Like I'm ready. Oh. No, just prepare for it. Because I feel like waking up from it would really be a very unpleasant experience. Imagine you don't sleep through a flashbang. I bet someone can. That's something only JT can do here. That's true.

No, if you're deaf, you could probably sleep through a flashbang. All right. We might have something similar to this before. I couldn't remember, but... Suck my balls. For $1 million, would you rather have to score a point on Prime MJ in a 21-point game, loser's ball, or sub in for a QB for a quarter and throw a touchdown?

Oh, bro, I could fucking score a point on Michael Jordan, for sure. Michael Jordan, the basketball one is certainly easier. I get, for sure. For sure. Oh, I think that, hold on, guys. I think with the QB, I think that your team can do a lot of the work for you. Bro, first of all, you said throw. You said throw.

You said throw a pass. That's what you said. You said throw. No handoffs in this bitch. Bro, it's loser's ball for Michael Jordan. All right, play as a QB. Sure, play as a QB. You're right.

It's Michael. But you're not going to have to run all the way to the field. No, I'm talking about you can hand it off then, is what I'm saying. No, I know. But doing running plays all the way to the end zone, the team's going to catch on. You also got to throw the fucking interception.

These guys are better than me. I'm telling you, they're better than me. I don't know if I'll be able to do that as a quarterback. But if it's loser's ball, and I could just yuck it up like this 21 times, I'll get one in. How tall is Michael Jordan? 6'5"?

He's quite tall. No, he's much more athletic than me. So this is one of the most competitive men on planet Earth. He's not going to let you win. Oh, he's 6'6", so that's not great. But, I mean, he's probably more athletic than me at his age right now. I'm still taking that because if it was winner's ball, I have no chance. Yeah, I had to make it possible.

I think the problem here is that professional NFL teams often go an entire game without scoring a touchdown. professional basketball teams, you're always going to get some points on the board, you know? I'll do something. You know, Michael Jordan could, like, I could tell you. Professional basketball teams, yeah. Or even, like, a 1v1 basketball,

like, you're usually going to get some points on the board. I could tie his shoes together or something, maybe bump him a little hard. Hopefully he falls. I could spit in his eye or something. But then, I could maybe get one. I could maybe get one. You think you're better off playing quarterback?

Yes. That's crazy. I think I'm better off in relying on a team of professionals and I'll be the weak link versus the most competitive man on earth. He's fucking eight inches taller than me, nine inches taller than me, and fucking trying to get a point on him. He's going to stuff every shot. He's going to be playing defense.

He played in one of the roughest eras too. Dude, I think you guys are underestimating the even shot you'll be able to get off on this guy. I will, as soon as he tosses me the ball, there will be 21 rainbows that Wemby can't block. No, that Wemby can't block. And I'm just going to hope that one of them goes in for a million dollars. A quarterback, first of all, if I'm a quarterback,

not only am I probably not even going to get the ball in my hands by the time I'm dead, I don't think I can make it off the field without an injury. You need to be really good as a quarterback. I could get lucky for facing Michael Jordan in basketball, I think. I think you take your luck on the one basketball shot. It's just one shot. Loser's ball, that's important.

If it was winner's ball, I think it's a dead race either way. It has to be loser's ball. As soon as the ball touches my hands, it's going up. And he'll figure that out after the first 10. I'll know that immediately. No, so really what I'm planning is... As soon as he sees you dribble the ball. No, not dribbling.

As soon as it's past me, it's going up. No matter where it is. Is there fouls? Because I can probably draw a foul somewhere. Just make a line drive to the basket. He's never played 1v1 basketball, obviously. You don't call fouls against me. I understand that, but in this specific scenario.

You don't call fouls. That's a nerd thing to do. You're playing for a million dollars. You can't call fouls. I would say playing for a million dollars, you can call fouls. Also, if you drive to the basket and he plants his feet, which he's a professional basketball player. He knows to do those things.

Then I'll step back. Oop. Crispy, dude. See how athletic that pose was? Ryan, the first 15, from the same spot, I get the ball. And then he's going to be like, you know what? This kid's going to get lucky. I don't want another shot.

Then he's going to jump like Michael Jordan. That's what I'm going to go. Not this one. And go underneath him and dunk the ball. It'll be street basketball. If you foul or if you get fouled, you get the ball. But no one ever does foul shots in street basketball. I think this question literally is better.

They're more equivalent if you say, get a single pass off. I don't think. No. That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. If you have a team of offensive linemen guarding you, you will – This is crazy.

Average time, like 2.1 seconds to find your guy and not throw an interception. Yes. It's not going to happen. You're not going to do it. There's definitely a different thing to make this closer. You have a quarter. You can get the ball back even if you throw an interception.

I'm telling you, that is very hard. No, bro, if you just need a pass off, you just have them do a curl route over there and toss it in that direction. Like, literally, the same thing I just said with the basketball, as soon as the ball touched your hand, you just do that. Yeah. And they'll figure it out.

There's no way to convince me that those are equal. No, that's not equal. But I still think that's – I think it's more equal than scoring a touchdown versus a basket. I think it's as equally unequal in both those ways. Like, it's unequal hard, unequal easy. I don't know. Well, I mean, Ray and Chaz want to play 1v1.

And like Ray said, that if Chaz scores a single basket, Chaz wins. And I believe that Chaz won't score a single basket. So now I'm kind of – So you guys know like fucking – like fucking – how do you say his name? Scalabrini or whatever. Brian Scalabrini, one of the fucking notoriously like made fun of for being a bad NBA player, will fucking shut out a college NBA player in a 1v1. It's happened before.

They've done it. So he's saying, and then that's what he always says. He says, the difference between, like, he's like, I might be bad in the NBA, but the difference between me and Michael Jordan is way less than the difference between me and you, like you being the average person. Right. He'll shut out a fucking college player. Right, but that person is trying to win and be flashy.

I am just trying to score a basket, and I will literally not play to win. I'm playing to score a basket. First of all, the fact that the college guy couldn't score, A basket, that guy's a loser. I mean, score one, I think. I think you guys are severely either overestimating yourselves, underestimating Jordan. I don't know what it is, but I'm going with the QB thing.

I'm going with football. I'm definitely over. I'm going to rely on my team who are professionals. I'm definitely over and underestimating both equally, but I think you're definitely underestimating how hard it is to be a quarterback. I think it's, if we're talking JT stats, I think it's by every sports person the hardest position in sports to play. I think it's known as or whatever.

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