Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 13 - Picky Boys Podcast #322

Episode Date: May 5, 2024

On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio play Would You Rather and decide between 24/7 live streaming & an addictive habit, eating sunscreen or using it, old or young assassins, only being able to hunt your food & only being able to grow your food. Join Patreon for instant access to 100's of extra Picky Boys Videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Get Picky Boys Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

I'll be kicked out of that bar soon enough If I just put ten adult piss soaked adult diapers in their garbage can Ten piss soaked How much are you drinking? Would you rather eat a pound of hair or a gallon of spit? That's the question I know my answer And I'm sorry

Don't you pee every time you drink everything anyway? No, so like If I take a sip of a water right here It's piss coming out It's coming out as I'm doing it Alright This is kind of an odd one A lot of

So we're going to have to dive in a little bit to what happens here. This is Danny's magnum opus. Bring us in, Danny. All right. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys Podcast. It's time for another episode of Would You Rather. Would You Rather. W-Y-R.

12. Number 12. A year of Would You Rathers. How many we got today? How many you got? I got five. Wow. Five as well?

Wow. I got five bangers. Five sleepers right here. That's a lot. Jason, how many you got over there, back there? Zero. Really? Two.

Okay, two. All right. I was like, what? Who wants to go first? Well, you two have five, so I guess you probably have the... I'll go first. Oh, JT. Would you rather only be able to eat while shitting

or only be able to eat while showering? For sure. So your food's going to be soppy wet. The soppy wet is tough. Yeah. Or like eat while you're shitting, which I can't think of any setting more unappetizing to eat in except for maybe like surrounded by corpses.

That would suck. I have a vivid memory of my dad when I was a child being so drunk and all his friends ordered White Castle, and he was shitting with the door open, just with the crave case on his lap just popping him in. So he's lived it. Very vivid memory, and he didn't look unhappy. He looked quite... This makes it sound like you grew up in a broken home, by the way.

Your dad's a very nice man. Yeah, no, I don't know. Don't judge his character based on one moment. It's all right. But I think I'm going to go with his option. I'm going to go with that. He was very drunk. The answer, undoubtedly, has to be shitting.

That's crazy. Showering is just insane. Even if you have a wet food, like a soup, it'll be watered down by shower water. It's impossible to eat and enjoy in a shower. That's true. I'm going showering. I thought that you guys go showering too, but interesting. Why shower?

Just because you have a very ritual process of pooping? It's just disgusting. That's true. There's shit particles in the air when you're shitting. All right. You're eating shit, kind of. There's wet particles in the shower. Yeah, there's the steam of the dirt of yourself in the shower.

Unless you only eat dumplings. Steam dumplings. Also, do you have to be shitting, like actively shitting, or just on the toilet? You have to be, like, mid-shit. That seems like a very tiny of a frame to eat. That's your problem, buddy, not mine. I'm eating in the shower. I can eat any time of day.

You can only eat. So you're eating in the shower? JT's only eating, what, once every two weeks? Got him. Where is this coming from? I shower. I just shower. I just wash.

My hair's still wet. That's true. No, definitely eating while shitting. All right, fine. So we got two to one here. I got outvoted, I guess. You did. You did on that one.

What do you say, Jason? Can I turn my back to the shower? Oh, that's a good question. So like try to cover your food, kind of? It doesn't work. It doesn't. It's still wet. You ever do the thing in the shower where you let the water go down and it like pisses

out your middle finger? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I get, like, my hair off the wall like that. Sometimes you're a waterbender. Yeah, it's like, move, hair. I'll pick shitting. That's fair.

Oh, I'll vote a three to one. I voted three to one. All right, Danny. Let's start with this one. Okay, would you rather you get nothing happens. Nothing. So nothing. Or you get $300,000 and every dog hates you.

Every dog already hates Danny. Oh, I'm taking that $300,000 to the bank. I know, I know. What does hate you mean? It says something about his character that every dog he meets hates him, I think. No dog will ever come up to you nicely. They'll be like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh. Did you bark at the end there?

Meh. No, you weren't meh, meh, meh, meh, bark. The less aggressive dogs will maybe bark at you, and then maybe if you do run into an aggressive, untrained dog, it'll just straight up attack you. What? It could attack you if you instigate it, you know. But the dogs aren't seeking me out to hurt me.

It's not like every dog is out to kill you. That's not what it is. But they all hate you. I'll take the 300K. They all hate you. I'll take the 300K. Yeah, I'll go 300K. I'll get a cat.

Wow, that's crazy. Get a cat. I don't even have a dog right now. How would I care? Because you're the residential dog blower. If I still had a dog, like the dog I had growing up or something, no, I'm not fucking. I'm not going to make my dog hate me for 300K.

His friendship is worth more than that. That can't be true. I refuse to believe that's true. But then wouldn't you say in the future you probably will get a dog and their friendship will be worth more than that? That's a great rebuttal. I don't know if I'll get a dog in the future.

When I'm done. It's so sad when they die. That's true. Imagine getting a friend and it fucking lives to 13. Terrible. Yeah, well, 300K in my pocket. Give me 300K. Give me 300.

All right, I got one. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or have to wait an extra half hour every time you order food. Oh, extra half hour every time I order food. Really? Without a doubt. Really?

So how does it work? Is it like, so if I'm at a restaurant, 30 extra minutes. 30 extra minutes. Or deliver, it's an hour and a half. Hour and a half. If you go to Taco Bell and over the counter, an extra half hour. So fast food doesn't exist anymore. I didn't think about that.

At the drive-thru, extra half hour. What about like Chipotle where they're making it in front of you? Is he just really slow? Yeah, he turns into a sloth. Or they're like, oh, we've got to go quality check in the back, and it just takes 30 minutes. The food will still taste okay, though. Okay.

It won't be cold or whatever. Yeah, it'll still taste fine. Oh, it'll be cold? It will not be cold. Oh, my Lord. But on the flip side, every single red light, you hit it. First of all, it's not like the drive-thru will take 30 minutes. You can't go through a drive-thru anymore.

It is not. You're an asshole. I mean, you could. You go through the drive-thru. There'll be a fucking funeral procession behind you. Sure. Yeah, that would suck. Is that what it's called?

Close enough, I think. But, yeah. So you didn't think about all that? I didn't think about all that. I was just thinking of ordering on, like, apps. That's the only way you've gotten food before, I assume? Basically. And for the apps, it's no problem.

30 minutes. I just do something else for 30 minutes longer. It's not that big of a deal. But every other facet of life? Especially in, like, a restaurant, that's upsetting. I think the most upsetting one is, you know, you're ordering just a set like a burger king or something and then 30 minutes like that sucks yeah it's also if you're like with a group of friends you're on vacation or you're just somewhere

and you're like they're all like let's go get food now you know that fuck i order something yeah now i'm gonna make everyone wait everyone starts to hate you because it's like why does your food you have the worst luck with food but you know you're cursed but also i i don't want to be at a red light no no i'll tell you this i'll tell you it's gonna be red lights for me and i'll tell you why i'm just gonna start running them there's no solution to the food thing there's a solution to the red light that's true that's true that's true that's very true that's a good point so we'll choose red lights and crime yeah life of crime instead of waiting an extra 30 minutes for food i'm gonna choose what about what what if i make like a little microwave meal that's not

possible no no 30 minutes i didn't order anything 30 minutes 30 minutes crafting 30 minutes that's Every single time you buy a microwavable item, it changes the microwave time to 30 minutes. Okay, fine, fine. You've broken me. I'll go red lights. Red lights? Red lights. Because that's bullshit.

If you cook the food, it takes 30 minutes longer? It takes 30 minutes. Crazy. You can't cook minute rice no more. I know. 30 minute rice. I'm taking the red lights. I have to.

Yeah, I think I'm taking red lights too. All right, it was close. That was close. That was closer than I thought it would be on the line there. I'm happy with that one. Would you rather your entire house is live streamed 24-7, Bathroom and everything. Oh, man.

Or be addicted to meth. Oh. Live stream, for sure. At some point, it just becomes your life, and that's just like, that's what you do. After the fifth time that the comments make fun of my penis, I think I'll be okay. It'll just take those first five times. Damn, I gotta go against the grain here again. I'm going meth.

Gotta get addicted to meth? Yeah, because you can beat the addiction. There's no way to beat the live stream. Oh, so I get addicted to meth, and then I can break out of it. Yeah. It's very hard. You're underestimating how hard that is. Exactly.

That's why I'm prefacing this with is, you know, many people try to beat the addiction to meth. He's not saying it's easy. No, no. But at least you have a fighting chance. The live stream thing, there's no way to get out of it. Is it? I mean, at least the meth will be fun at first. So the live stream could be fun eventually.

I mean, you know, there's a reason they get addicted. It must be really, really good. But that's the thing. I think it's fun when you're not addicted. And then it just becomes. Yeah, then, yeah. We hit the slippery. You have sores on your face.

You guys hit the slippery slope so fast. So fast. I don't think it's a slippery slope to say that meth is fun. I don't think so. Clip it, clip it, clip it. I don't think that's a slippery slope. Put it on his tombstone. I mean, again, there's a reason why people get addicted to these things.

It's because they're fucking awesome. It's not because they saw. Yeah, it's not like, oh, I have to do my meth again. Wait, so are you picking the meth? No. I'm picking the meth. It seems like you're picking the meth. Well, once I started meth, I could never go back.

That's probably true Danny's Danny's quite addictive personality. Yes, and so I would say the 24-7 live stream I'll just become Truman, you know I think for the first like a Couple weeks you would be like trying to hide it in the shower and then eventually you just stop caring Yeah, here's my fucking junk. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I think people you might be surprised How relatable you would be but like oh wow you see that little thing he did in that private moment I do that you get made fun of so much. I would be

Everyone who did that true 24-7, naked and all, ridiculed, ridiculed. Oh, God, they don't want to see me banging. It also gets tens of thousands of viewers. That's nice, then. That's great. Okay, all right. We get some money. It is weird that you'll be thinking that people kind of view you as their little pet.

They can just click on and see what your internet pet is doing. That's what Danny's up to. I wonder if somebody's doing that right now. There was a guy that did – when NFTs were blowing, blowing up, he said he'll do a live stream of this, and someone could just put it on his wall and just see him through a little window forever or a year. That's the NFT. Or a year. That was the NFT for a year. I don't think he did it or went anywhere.

And he probably didn't do a bathroom and stuff. Probably not. No, no, no, no. Unless maybe that was an extra cost or something. But I'll go live stream 24 hours for sure. I'll go live stream as well. You smoking some meth? Yeah, meth.

And I'm going to try to beat it. Who knows? Maybe I'll fail. But I'll go down fighting. Before we get back to the podcast, quick break here. We have something to say. We're coming up real close on something. 700 patrons as of the time of recording.

It's 25 away. Yes, I think even less now. And as you might know, the goal for 700 patrons is a mom's podcast. And our moms have something to say about that. You ready? I'm ready. I'm ready, too. My mom's ready.

And here it is. So, Mom, are you excited to be on the podcast soon? I'm very excited. 700 patrons is a great achievement, and I'm a proud picky mom. Cheers. My mom obviously thought that this was a video for when we hit 700. This is my rendition. 700 patrons.

What an incredible accomplishment. I'm a proud picky mom. Cheers. All right, Ma, 700 patrons is almost coming. Are you excited? Woo-hoo! Hey, Kim, are you excited for 700 patrons? Woo-hoo!

Why do your shoulders look like that? I don't know. It was what she was wearing. I just... I just saw JT. Hold on. Two, one. Oh, hi.

I didn't see you there. I love that the picky boys are gaining more Patreons. Well-deserved. I'm looking forward to meeting the other picky moms, although I'm a little bit nervous. Three, two, one. Oh, I didn't see you there. Congratulations to the picky boys for reaching 700 Patreons. I'm looking forward to meeting the other moms, although I am a bit nervous.

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can answer during the episode two and enjoy the rest of the episode jason get us back in there okay would you rather drink 30 bottles of sunscreen once jesus or every time you go outside in the summer you have to be covered in sunscreen to a to a point where like you can see it and it is wet like over apply you are creamy every time you go outside creamy white whose summer is this is this you know the fucking solstice to the equinox or is this your guy's thing of oh if It's hot outside. It's summer. Which one?

This fucking guy. Yeah, this fucking guy. It's from late May. Let's just do August. No. It starts in June. It starts in June. Let's just do June to August.

June 21st. No, June 1st to August 31st. This guy makes up his own summer. He does make up his own summer. Three months of summer like every normal person knows. Second question. The school year summer. It's still three months.

The school year summer. It's the school year summer. Second question. Is it the spray sunscreen or the white? It's cream, white, creamy. No, what do I have to eat? The one I have to eat. Oh, the white, creamy one.

I'm dead, right? Did you factor in toxicity? No, no, no, you'll be fine. It's just the taste. You will have a stomachache, but you're like magically impervious from death. I could eat. In one day, I have to eat them? No.

Oh, just once. What does that mean? I could take a week. To do it? Yeah, sure. I could take a year? I could take a week. You can't take a year.

Can I take my whole life? No. I'll do sunscreen. I'll eat it. I'll eat it. Oh, it tastes so bad. Yeah, but I'm not dying. As soon as you take away death, I'm not dying.

The thing is, like, you can't be creamy. No. You can't be creamy all the time. No. But it's not all the time. It's only in the summer. It's only in the summer. But then you just, basically, it's forcing you to not have a summer anymore.

No, I mean, you can just, you'll just be creamy. What, are you going to get into an Uber? No. Well. The cream everywhere. You've gotten to an Uber with worse stuff. Worst liquid. I think that.

Arguably not, but... Impossible. Well, arguably, if you were getting cream all over my seats, that's worse. That would suck. Either way, the point is, I think I'll just die. Wait, who's dying now? I'm going to drink the sunscreen drink. I'm going to drink the sunscreen as well, even though it's going to be gross.

Yeah, I think I'll drink it. I think I'll be able to just squirt it down my... I'll bring the bottle. What do you think it tastes like? I don't know. I think you've tasted sunscreen, kind of. You put it on your face, and it's like. I know what it tastes like already.

It doesn't taste good. It does taste like poison. What are the notes? It's just kind of unpleasant. It's not like something so gross that you get in your mouth, you feel like throwing up. It's just so unpleasant to have that taste, because it sticks around for a long time. It's like an apricot. It's kind of salty.

I've never. You ever eat a dried apricot? I've never had an apricot. Isn't that the park at Disney World? That's Epcot. Epcot, yes. No, a dried apricot, you can't get the taste out of your mouth. I've never had even close to an apricot.

What's close to an apricot? Plum? Never had a plum. What's close to a plum? Let's put seven degrees of Kevin Bacon. I don't know. No. Wait, what's close?

Nothing's. I can't think of anything closer. Not that a peach tastes like a plum. It's close-ish. Yeah, that would be probably the closer. Peach. I've had a peach. But it's not as sweet.

Yeah, it's not as good as a peach. So I've had a peach, so I might as well have had an apricot. Yeah. I think I've only had apricots as, like, candy. Like, dried ones? Dried ones. Like little discs? Is that what's in an Aperol Spritz?

No. Oh. That's Aperol. In Spritz. What the fuck's Aperol? It's a fucking bitter liqueur. I'm going apricot. All right, ready?

Would you rather have every movie slowly turn into Shrek or every song slowly turn into Smash Mouth All-Star? It's basically the same question. Same thing. No, it is not. So it's like you're watching Harry Potter, and out of nowhere, Donkey comes across you. It's like, whoa, what the fuck was that?

I think movies. I think that would be better. I think every song would just turn into a Smash Mouth mashup. I don't like that. I think movies, because the movie thing, at least I can just not watch movies. But if I go to a bar, if I go to any function, I'm just going to hear Smash Mouth all the time.

What if everything on TV that you're watching, even commercials eventually just turns into like a part of shrek i'm just now what what about like youtube if i'm watching same thing oh no all right i'm switching i'm switching same thing songs same thing i'm going shrek because at least there's like a fun game of like oh how are they going to start to incorporate shrek into this yeah with the song it's just like at some point they're just going to switch it's like we're watching uh we're watching pursuit of happiness like how are they going to get shrek into this one exactly easy oh yeah easy There are some that would be hard.

Like what? 1912. 1912? Schindler's List? Schindler's List. I feel like Schindler's List would actually be easy. Oh, yeah. I think Lord Farquaad would just be something not good in history.

Oh, yes. That's true. Let's just be Hitler. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was trying to get. I thought that was pretty clear. I think I'm going to go movies. Yeah, movies.

As long as it's Shrek 2. because if the all the ending to every movie is Shrek 2 I'd take that great ending would you rather have to kill all your own meat

or grow all your own veggies grains fruits etc so bread you're gonna have to like grow the grain

everything can I just become a vegetarian you would still well you can become a vegetarian and choose the meat one and then just not eat it and then not eat it

yeah yeah there's the simplest solution and then on a you know on a holiday let's say then maybe I'll go over to the

forest and kill something? I don't know. Where do you... The range? I don't know. The range. Do they just have...

Is there, like, a thing for non-skilled hunters that's just, like, a fake little forest that they let chickens loose in and go and fucking kill them? I don't think so. No, there is for, like... Not chickens, but, like, deer and stuff. They have, like, enclosed areas.

It's, like, pretty much a wildlife preserve, but they let people in there. A wildlife not preserved. Yeah. They preserve them until you kill them. A wildlife unpreserved. That feels like cheating, by the way. You could also do the opposite.

You could say, grow all my own veggies and stuff and just carnivore diet. I'll do that. I'll do that. Maybe I'll grow wheat. I think, and then, you know what? And then on your shelf or on your windowsill, you grow a couple spices, some basil, some whatever. And all I need is to make a mother dough.

And once I have a mother dough, I have it forever. He's talking about dough starters. Yeah, mother dough. Yeah, but you still need to grow the grain to add to it. Yeah, I'll get to that part first. And once I get that, I'll have my mother dough. What kind of bread is your mother dough? Sour dough.

Okay. Isn't that crazy that there's... Was I right? Yeah. Okay. Fuck you, by the way, for even asking that question and insulting me. There are mother doughs that are the same original dough for 100 years. Yeah, but it's not from the source.

If you cut off from the mother dough and give it to somebody else, That's a clone of the Muppet Dough. I don't believe that. I need the original jar. I'm probably just going to become a vegetarian for most of my life. Sometimes I'll partake in meat. I think you're right. And by the way, you know what?

And by the way, I had cauliflower bites the other day that really convinced me I could live life without meat. They really convinced me. Oh, it was so good. They're buffalo? Yeah. Oh, so good. Breading and everything?

Yeah, breading. It literally, oh, it was so fucking tasty. I literally ate them and I went I could give it up I could give it all up chicken, steak, all of it from this one place that won't be there forever well

I'll get the recipe alright Jason let's hear one of yours would you rather have a hundred elderly assassins after you or a hundred children assassins after you you gotta give us ages for sure elderly I guess

elderly, according to the US government. What is that? 65 plus? Sure. That's not. That's not. Oh, God. Okay. No, no, no. You're right. And then children will say anything under high school. Those are like sort of the perfect ranges where both can do a lot

of damage, I think. I think that the kids are more of a physical threat, honestly. Bro, LeBron James at 12 was 6'9", 200 pounds. He could take me out by himself. Because out of 100, one of them is going to be, first of all, taller than you. Probably a couple are going to be taller than you like there's some some freaks but they're not going to have the

wisdom the knowledge the know-how the skills the special set of skills and i'm actually going to pick them even though they're more of a physical threat because they're not going to be able to plan as well on my assassination whereas you know out of 100 old people some of those one of those guys a couple of them or girls is going to be very smart and probably plan some sort of an ambush attack on me and get the job like army generals are that age and stuff you know exactly There are some fit, you know, 65-year-olds. Yeah, there are some spry ones. But more than likely, with the under high school age,

I could probably turn one of them to dust immediately. Like, bang! You know? This is where my head went, is that I'm going to try to preemptively kill all of them. Right. And so... How do you know?

How do you identify them? How do you know which ones? On either side, some innocent person, at least one, is probably going to get killed. and it's way more acceptable to kill an old person than it is to kill a kid. Are you saying that you're just going to go into a town and kill all the old people?

No, I'm just saying if I see a kid looking at me, I don't want to have to kill an innocent kid. If I see an old person looking at me wrong, maybe they die. But, you know, I feel... You know what I'm saying. Strike first, strike hard. And also, they've lived their life.

I don't want to take the life of an innocent child who has everything ahead of them. Just as in the crosshairs. Yeah, yeah. Casualties of war. Somebody is going to be a casualty of war. Right. For sure.

Okay. So I don't want to end these kids' lives. I would rather end the people who have already lived. I mean, it's just 100 old people. You can't just kill every old person you see. But every old person who looks at me, and I suspect, I'm going to strike first. You're going to end up in jail. Yeah, and then they're just going to kill you in jail.

You just said you're going to strike first. Oh, true. That's actually a good point, is that if you pick the kids, and then you get arrested, it's really hard for a kid to kill you in jail. She's right. That's a good point. Way easier for an old person. But then you have to live the rest of your life in jail

to stay away from these hundred children. Well, I mean, it's better than living a no life because you got killed by a kid when you were going to the fucking grocery store. It's just the odds of, like, maybe I can get 20. Maybe I get 25. And then there's still 75 more coming after me. It's tricky.

I do think you got to go kids. I think you got to go kids. Here's the thing, though. Let's say I completely fake my death, clear my name, rip up my social security, get a new life somewhere somehow. I think that the kids, with their internet savviness, would be more likely to be able to track me down in my new life and find me. Right, but I just don't think the kids have the means to get there. They'll have to ask their parents for a lot. Yeah, they're going to have to ask their parents for an allowance to go murder me.

They're not doing that. Also, well, this is the thing. If I run away, do these kids now just grow up and continue to try to kill me? Oh, no. No, no. Every year. Sorry, I'm adding this to you. Every year, the age gap, if they pass the age requirement, they all die.

They all die. Unless they get you. So now they're life or death, too, to come get you. But if I kill one, there's one less, right? Yeah, but there is one less. Okay, they don't regenerate. No, no, no. So the size pool goes to 99 next year, but all those kids die.

So they don't want to lose life either. Damn, but it's life or death for them? Yeah, well, it's life or death for you, too. It's only fair. I'm going with the old people. I'm going with kids. I don't think the old people have as much, like, will to live. Yeah, yeah.

I agree. But before what I just added, because that completely gets rid of my game plan, actually, I added a handicap to myself, was that if I get 30 and I just leave a note and, like, put their heads on spikes in front of my house, like, just get the fuck out of here. I think I could scare kids more than I could scare adults. I'm going kids. Yeah, I'm going kids. if if somebody's trying to kill you okay 100 assassins and they like come into your house

and you kill them can you just keep doing that and not get arrested or at some point it's are they gonna say like hey like how many times can you utilize the uh what is it called self-defense what is it called in a lot of places not even once you can use it but but in places let's say okay you're in texas or whatever and you can use your self-defense rule i feel like after 30 times they're going to say, what are we doing here? But if people just keep breaking into your house, I think, I don't know. Isn't there laws with that? Like in the trial, can they bring up, oh, well, he had a past self-defense case

and a past one and 30 more past ones. I don't think they can bring that up. Once you're at the 90th self-defense case, I don't know. I think the judge is going to say, okay, where there's smoke, there's fire. There's something going on here. But if people just keep breaking into your house, what are they going to do? I guess that's true. They probably, after the 10th, some black suits would come and be like,

all right, something's going on here. Let's put you in witness protection. And then you'd probably be OK. Yeah, that's true. No, I don't trust government witness protection. Because they're old people. Yes. That's why I'm going kids, though.

I'm going kids. I'm actually, I'm going kids. Every answer goes here. I'm going old people. Good question, Jason. Very good question. I'm going old people. We could do one more each quick.

Sure. Oh, this has to be my last one. I don't want to be this one, then. All right, so how about we do one around and end on you again? Happy? Yes. I'll ask the one that I don't want to ask first. Again, sometimes I think about these and I go,

this is a good question, but I hate to think about it. Okay. Would you rather eat a pound of hair or a gallon of spit? That's the question. I know my answer. And I'm sorry. A pound of hair, what is that going to look like? That's going to be the size of this fucking table.

It's a lot. A pound? Hair weighs nothing. It's going to be, I've got to go spit. Dude, a gallon of spit will smell like something you've never smelled. Have you ever had, you get one hair in your mouth and you can immediately tell, you know, it's like, ah, ah. Imagine putting a puff, a puffle of hair into your mouth. A pound of hair is, is so much probably what he said.

Like, you know, a pound of feathers could fill up the room or whatever. All right. How about we say it's like a one foot by one foot box of hair? That is probably a hundred times less. Either way. I'll sweeten the deal for you. Can I blend them into a smoothie? Oh, that's not fair.

Yes. Wait, no. Hair smoothie. Oh, not too late. Pube smoothie. Too late. You can put spit in a smoothie then, too. That's basically just a regular smoothie.

It's already wet. Yeah, you have to make like 10 smoothies. All right, no smoothie. No smoothie. Yeah, no, no. Smoothie's too easy. Fuck you. Fuck you.

No smoothie, bitch. I already drank it. You're too late. I'm going. I'm probably still going gallon of spit, I think. Is it from one person? Yeah. Okay.

And you can pick the person. I'll go gallon of spit. Oh, I can pick the person? You can pick the person. Dude, there's a lot of people spit I would drink a gallon of. I'm going spit. Freak. Oh, sorry.

Sorry. No kink shammy. You just did. You just did. You just did. I'm going to spit. I'm picking Jason. I'm also picking Jason.

I have to go spit. Jason, cough it up, buddy. I'm picking Jason. All right, Jason, you've got three gallons of spit by next week. All right. Is it your turn? Yeah. Would you rather have every action that happens to you be determined by a D20 roll

or have to flip a coin for every decision you make? Oh, D20. That's cool, right? D20 is so cool. You're living your life in D&D. Yeah, but dude, what if you're just walking down the street and it's like across the street, you roll a D1 and it's just a meteor hits you or something, you know?

I don't think it's that egregious, but you know what I mean. The thing is with the D20, I can still actively choose to do things and then sometimes they fall short. right with the coin flip you're just like a psychopath because every decision you make is not yours but how does it that's true you basically have lost free will but how does it work because like let's say i want to go to the grocery store today do i have to flip a coin to see if i can go because like there's no like decision necessarily being made there like how does that work yeah essentially or you have to flip a coin yeah so now you have flip a coin to

go in it's like you want bananas another coin you want this another oh my god all right d20 because i can't like to me those aren't decisions like i want bananas i'm gonna get bananas but i don't know yeah but also i don't know i feel like with a d20 anything below a 10 is kind of the coin flip anyway but you just have more chances i guess and also you can fucking get a 20 and it's like oh guess what these bananas are free you found the fucking hundredth banana customer coupon in them i'd be so angry if i'm rolling d20s and i get the d20 roll on my decision to grab bananas it's like let me just keep rolling on this lottery ticket instead you get a d1 you owe the lottery money instead it'd be funny if you're like you're you're about to like get frisky with someone and then

you roll a one you just fucking like accidentally trip them and they they go unconscious yeah exactly yeah just or the condom breaks or something breaks like it doesn't work that's probably more likely not i've legitimately rolled that exact scenario in my dnd campaign what happened you're gonna say in real life yeah yeah yeah i didn't know where that was going i went to go, I don't know, sleep with somebody at a bar for information, and then I rolled a one and my penis didn't work, and everybody laughed at me.

Big dog. Sometimes it's the fate of the dice. I feel like rolling a four or five would probably make the penis not work. A one's probably a child. No, one's going to be fucking something. You trip and fall and break your penis. It was public ridicule that lasted for many other...

Either way, the point is... Oh, she told people? Oh, yeah, the whole bar knew. Are we talking about D&D, actually? No, I'm taking the D20. Yeah, I'll risk the roll. Better things can happen to you. Yeah, I think it'll be cooler to do 20. Or it's like you're just in the middle of the ocean,

and you're just one last roll, please, just to see if you get saved or something. In real life, you're basically, whenever you do something, you are rolling a D20. It's invisible. You can't see it. Oh, don't get meta on us. Sometimes you get fucked.

Sometimes things go great, and most of the time, it's somewhere in the middle. Sometimes it may be good, sometimes it may be shit. And the coin flip person would just be so insufferable. I would be like, hey, flip a coin if I like you or not. It's like, oh, it's tails. It's wrong. Get out of here, you know?

Yeah. All right. D20. I feel like that would just be cool. I wonder if that's, I don't know, that'd be cool. Would you rather pee whenever you drink anything or always have a stuffy nose? Don't you pee every time you drink everything anyway? No, so, like, if I take a sip of a water right here.

It's piss coming out. It's coming out as I'm doing it. So I have to drink over the toilet? Always. I mean, you could wear diapers. I could wear diapers. A night out drinking, got to wear diapers. Or always have a stuffy nose.

Stuffy nose sucks, man. Stuffy nose sucks. I'm going to go peeing here. I have to drink over the toilet, which is, like, an inconvenience. But it's always a stuffy nose. I think I have to go pee. I can't do a stuffy nose all the time. It's hard.

It's terrible. Having a cocktail, you have to have it in the bathroom. Honestly, I might just wear piss pants or something. I'll just put a camelback around my leg. I think there's a way around it. I would make a pissing apparatus of some sort. I'm sure they have many. A catheter.

I would need a special catheter, though, I think, probably. Also, I don't want to have to put in and pull out my catheter. Also, there will inevitably be days where I'm in my bed, and I'm so thirsty, and I drink, and I go, fuck. I piss myself in bed. What about just a diaper? Yeah, I feel like a diaper. You don't need this advanced collection system. You just piss in a diaper, and then get a new diaper.

A diaper doesn't hold in that much piss. That's what I'm going to say, because, bro, if you have three beers at the bar, four beers, you need to go change diapers. That's 36 fluid ounces. bring a bag with diapers like a big adult baby. It won't be the first time. Not a joke. What is...

No, not a joke. They are surprisingly comfortable nowadays. What is Danny keeping in his tote bag? It's like, oh, this is his diapers. And everyone just laughs

like, no, not a joke. It's, you know, three, you go one or two rounds and I got to go to the bathroom. Put on a new diaper. Throw...

I don't know where you... I don't know where you dispose of an adult diaper. It's in the garbage. I'll be kicked out of that bar soon enough if I just put 10 adult piss-soaked adult diapers in their garbage can.

10 piss-soaked. How much are you drinking? Well, I was going to have, like... He's having a good night. ...two drinks per diaper. It would definitely... That's 20 drinks. That's so much.

It was a good night. It would definitely make me, like, conscious. Like, I'm not taking shots anymore. No, you would only be taking shots. Yeah, shots are awesome. You'd be like, let me get a couple shots, go to the bathroom, take them all, and then, boom, you're...

I think you'd not be getting beers or big cocktails. You could take one you drink, though. You could just chug a bottle and one piss. Yeah, but we're talking about a night out. You have to go chug it in the bathroom. You don't get a 30-second grace period. You're fucking peeing as it goes right through you.

I'm fine with that. What was the other one? Stuffy nose. Wait, but is it piss? Yes. That's a quick transition. It's not just beer. If it was just vodka, then hell yeah.

What is it? Is it a bubbler coming out of you? it's the continuous vodka Danny's pissing up into his mouth it's just like nevermind alright last one Danny alright this is kind of an odd one

we're going to have to dive in a little bit to what happened this is Danny's magnum opus would you rather send everyone you love to jail for life or everything everything that has been alive

in the past 200 years magically comes back to life. Everything. Everything. Animals, people, everything. Plants. Plants. It could mean the end of the world.

I think so. It could potentially end the world. I think it immediately ends the world. Well, I don't think it would end it. It's just that, oh. So everything would just die? No, it's like fucking most shit would die and there'd be a new like.

Brother, don't we go through, making this up, a billion chickens a year or something? Yeah, I think more. More than that. I thought I was undershooting. Right, but how would it be the end of the world? How would everything die? Stuff would make it through it.

There would be a crazy period of death of all of us, probably, of everything, but people and stuff, and it would be a new ecosystem. I don't know. I haven't clarified yet where they spawn. That's what I was going to ask. I'm thinking where they die. Not where they currently are, where they die.

So we could just have a party of people in this house like that? Every hospital, how many people have died in this house? I'm not talking about the house. You're talking about 200 years of land. I don't know, alligators. It used to be swamps. That's true. I don't know.

That's true. It would be so unfortunate for just a guy to be here. 200 years old. It's like, wait, what is this place? You're talking about people. What about all the bugs that died here? It would just be, first of all, that alone. that alone

no actually no the planet would end it would end yes it would all the bugs all the bugs too the house would be filled it'd be over

I can't tell you how many bugs I killed in this house I don't think the world would end I think people would end people might end that might as well if I'm gone that might as well be the world bitch

it's all gone but okay we can cut off plants because it's ridiculous for just trees to like

spawn through your house but we're keeping bugs we have to keep bugs if we're keeping bugs Well, so if people died in like a mid-air plane collision 100 years ago. Yeah, that's 50 years ago. They just spawned back there and then fall to their death. That's just tough cookies.

What about the people who died of like a heart condition? Their heart condition isn't fixed, right? They're going to die in a month. Yeah, not everyone's going to win this lottery. No. All right? Some people are going down. There are some people who will get a new chance at life.

That's true. Like if you got fucking in a car crash. Or stabbed or something. Or just spawned back on the highway. Or like a kid who fucking died from polio. But he still has polio. Yeah, but we know how to do this now. Oh, you think the fucking hospitals are going to function during this?

Oh, well, that's true. The hospitals actually might just explode immediately. The hospitals will implode from thousands of people at once. Actually, it might be so grotesque of what happens in a hospital that the building might collapse just from the bodies. Honestly, I don't know. It might be a black hole. and we'll make it so that it's not

actually a stuff of nightmares if you died someplace and now there's a building there like you die you respawn

on the floor that's not fair no that's not fair I think it should be buildings will collapse you can't just spawn into a wall and you're like

ahhh I think it'll be absolutely horrific it's like it's like someone died in your living room and you decide

to like move a couch the next month into where they die and they spawn back ahhh there are literally so many there are literally

so many You could probably write 1,000 scenarios of what could happen. Think about just all the things that were formed under the bridges. Bridges would just immediately collapse. The guys who fell into the Brooklyn Bridge, into the concrete, they'll just be in concrete again, but alive. That's so unfortunate. I'm pretty sure that's a myth.

There's people on the Great Wall of China. That's true. That's definitely true. That would suck. Well, the wall's probably coming down. But also, that's not 200 years ago. Yeah, that's true. Also true.

Also true. I forgot how long it was. It was like a repair job. I'll tell you what, though. I'd rather see that, all of that, than have everybody I love go to jail. I forgot the other thing. If we're going down, we're going down together. But everybody, there's almost something about everybody you love going to jail for life.

It's like a party. It's like a party. They're all in the same jail? Yeah, let's make that. No, it's male, woman, female. Well, yeah, it's woman, female. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what.

This is what I did. You said woman, female. I did, I did. But this is what I do know, that as soon as I choose to not put my whole family in jail and all that happens, I will immediately have regretted that decision. That's what I know. I know it. But I'm okay with that.

They're not going down. We're going down together. How do you think your family would do in jail? I think my dad would be all right. Yeah, I think your dad would be all right. I think my dad would be all right. What about you? I think your mom would actually be okay.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe? Maybe. Maybe. Oh. No, I think she'd be all right. I think my dad would be all right, too. I think they'd figure it out.

I think they're savvy, and they would adapt to the circumstances. My mom's going down with it. My mom's going straight down. Sorry, his mom's getting shivved in the bathroom. My mom's going straight down, dude. My mom's going straight down. I was going to say something that's going to get her killed. No, straight down.

My mom's going straight down. All right, well. Yeah, no, that was what you'd rather see. That was what you'd rather see. Well, there were some interesting ones today. But either way, thank you for watching. JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls.

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