Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 14 - Picky Boys Podcast #328

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio start with the strangest opening question ever, then try to decide between dinner with Jay-Z & $1000, hopping on one leg & crawling on all fours, Sonic son & Karen daughter, math problems or complex riddles, and groundhog's day or different lives every week! Put your answers down below! Join Patreon for instant access to 100's of extra Picky Boys Videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboy Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

What's weirder looking and then it's definitely me opening my door, the Uber saying I'm outside and then me crawling on all fours into it. If you're like six strings deep or something, you're not solving, finding the integral of whatever, I don't even know. Also, I want this to be clear right now. If you ever try to do this to me, I will start bashing my head against the wall and you will be forced medically to get me out. Would you rather have dinner with Jay-Z or $1,000? oh okay hello folks and gentle people folks are different than gentle people two separate groups there's folks and gentle people welcome back to the picking boys would you rather have at your party folks or gentle people oh

definitely folks folks are better partiers gentle people gentle people are probably you know the Cleanup's easier with gentle people. Oh, for sure. That's true. But the party's lamer. But what's gentle people? As in, you know, they pick up their cups like that and put it down like that? You know a few gentle people.

They're just gentle people. I'm talking about with words or dainty hands? Probably both. Like, it's like, oh, Danny, you know, you look very... I am not a gentle person. No. You kick holes in walls. Okay.

Either way. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys Podcast. Today, we are doing another episode of Would You Rather? Yes. Paying favorites. What number? We never know. I think it's 13.

Unlucky number 13. Or lucky number 13. Maybe it's still really good. Share with your aunts and uncles. Unlucky number 13. All right. Well, Antonio, you're the horror guy, so you go first. Oh.

13. Yeah, but all right. Well, Jason, we're starting off here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry in the edit here. We're starting off here. All right. Would you rather have sex with a six-foot-tall penis with a face or a man who would otherwise be completely normal, but instead his penis is another tiny little man?

I have questions. You could have a lot. The tiny little man also has a penis. Oh, I have more questions about the – okay, that's interesting. Now, I have – does the giant penis have a penis? Or does he have a little human down here? No, no, he has a penis. So it's penis with penis and man with man

It's gay sex with penis Because if the penis had a vagina, I could be swayed Right But you'd rather the man? I have to get fucked now, correct? Well, no, it could have parts It has a butthole too Yeah, you could bang it

That's the question? Yes, this is the question I would go straight to the man with another little penis as a man Who has another little penis It's infinite penis No, no, no, it stops there He has a fractal penis. Yeah, it's not another little man and another little penis.

It's just another little penis. An appropriate size penis. That's lamer. It'd be funny if he also had a little man and that little man had a little man. No, but then that would just be an infinite line. You can't do anything. But you can't do anything with that then. First of all, I can do a lot of things with that.

I don't. This is not the question that I was prepared to answer today. That's fair. I didn't expect. I expected this to be a third rounder. I didn't expect to go first. I was expecting Room Full of Spiders or Spoiled Milk or something like that. That's coming.

One of those is coming. But you need to answer. Did you get into the bear or man? Yeah. Something like that. I don't know. I guess the man with the little man. I guess.

What if the other little man also has a different personality? That makes it worse, I think. It's like, please, I've been down here so long. Oh, no, no. Oh, my God. It doesn't want to be there. This is too wild for me. I'll do the big penis, I guess.

I got him to say big penis. See, can you clarify what's the second option again? It's a man, little man, even little our penis, and then that's where it ends? No, so it's you, and imagine there was a six-inch, well, I guess a four-inch JT, and then that little JT also has a penis. Okay, I'm going that one. Why? Because penises are actually quite ugly, kind of alien-looking appendages, and now you're going to blow one up to six foot tall?

All the nooks and crannies and wrinkles and veins, I don't want to see all that in a massive form. It will be upsetting. It would be. It'd be one of those things, you know? Yeah. Like, how do you meet this person? But so will a little man.

Like, what is... I don't even understand how intercourse happens with that little man. I don't know either. You just put like a balloon wrapper on him, I guess. I feel like it would actually be like pretty good for sex. Okay, now we're getting it. There we go. Because he can do stuff while he's down there.

He has hands. He can box things. You had me until you wanted to start punching the balls. Jason has no idea what that meant. Listen, Matt. I'm not going to go into it. What's he boxing? Your prostate?

That's up to you. No, it's up to him. It's not up to me. It's up to him, Drew. I don't know. I mean, it depends on who he's... Either way, whatever. Look, can we go to JT?

Because I don't like this question at all. What did you pick, bitch? No, you have to pick. We're going to JT's. No, you have to pick. No, we're going to JT's. You have to pick. Oh, the six-foot-tall penis is also uncircumcised, if that helps.

No, it does not help at all. It makes it worse. It makes it worse? What are you picking? You can't introduce this fucking monstrosity question into the world and not answer it. Also, the tiny man will not suffocate during intercourse. That's good to know. He's able to breathe.

I think I'm going to go man with a tinier man with a tinier penis. Because I feel like that should be cooler to talk to. I might be scared sitting with a six-foot-tall penis in the room. So I have a twist on a classic here. All right. Would you rather have a big man? Would you rather have dinner with Jay-Z or $1,000? I think this is a much more reasonable version of, you know,

Would you rather have dinner with Jay-Z or 500K, which was the original? I think you went too low now. I'm going dinner with Jay-Z. For sure, dinner with Jay-Z. Yeah, you went too low. I would think that a dinner with Jay-Z, I would think the bill would probably be close to $1,000. Oh, way more than that. Okay, and what's your reasoning?

Is it the same thing that people, oh, you're going to get so much knowledge out of it? Or is it just like, oh, cool experience, dinner with Jay-Z? Yeah, just cool experience. One question. Okay. Is he fronting the bill? He's putting it. you're going Dutch

you're going Dutch that sucks I mean that's crazy that sucks that's crazy that sucks first of all you can pick where you get dinner

first of all I have like 1% .07 .0003% of what he has I'm not splitting the fucking bill with him

okay you can pick where you get dinner that doesn't I don't care about that the the the drawing factor here should not be like

oh I can get an expensive meal out of it we're talking about dinner with Jay-Z I think you went too low no no there's no dinner there's no dinner

now it's an hour sit down with Jay-Z or a thousand dollars no dinner you guys lost that privilege I'll take an hour no food allowed actually I'll still take the hour

because even that is probably worth more than a thousand dollars it is okay you went too long I'm still going a thousand dollars

I am too that's crazy that doesn't make any sense because like but it's not it's not because you guys think you'll get some kind of

knowledge out of it that's worth more than a thousand right because that was the whole going thing with the 500k it's like oh once I have dinner with Jay-Z

I'll know how to make a million I don't ridiculous. I don't think that's true, but I think that sitting down with him for an hour, if we got to that point, I could probably get a couple contacts and maybe collab with some people, and that would be worth more. I'm not talking about knowledge. I don't care about the knowledge.

I don't think so. I don't think Jay-Z's just going to, because you have an hour with him, he's going to give you phone numbers of people that don't know you. What can he tell me? I don't think you're guaranteed to get the knowledge, but if you have the right conversation, you can definitely get knowledge that

you would have not otherwise known. There's no, like – I don't think there's, like, secrets that he knows that would help you in your career. It's not necessarily secrets. It would only be context that he has. If he's not giving me context, I'll take the $1,000. I disagree with that. I mean – What the hell is he going to – what is Jay-Z going to do for you?

He's still, like, a billionaire. Like, he's, like, a music and business mogul. Yeah, but when they get to that level, unless they're giving context, it's like, you just got to put the work in. Yeah, exactly. You got to try real hard. You'll be great. Ha-ha. You know?

Well, yeah, I mean, Jay-Z and, you know, basically every like mega pop star for that or rap star for that matter definitely has one thing. You know, when you talk about somebody and they have the thing that's like, you just got to do it to learn it. Like they have that one thing, at least one thing. You're not going to make you're not making music. But a lot of these things apply to just, you know, especially what we do, like just like the content creation in general. Here's what I think. I think that if you had an extremely specific, outlined and detailed business plan on paper that you could show him and he could go over, that yes, he could act as like a consultant and perhaps give you information or knowledge or advice that would help you. We don't have any of that.

And I don't think that necessarily without that outlined business plan, he could give you really useful advice that he doesn't say in interviews already. An hour with Jay-Z is not going to change your life literally in the slightest. I would choose that just in case, like, the chance to get some contacts. And if not, I mean, it's $1,000, whatever. Like, the chance at Jay-Z's – You keep saying Jay-T. I know. At Jay-Z's contacts.

I'll do it for $50. I'll do it for free. I'll get dinner with you. No, I love that. No, you won't. You never can. And at the very least, even if you don't get the knowledge worth $1,000, it'll just be cool. You just get to say you had lunch with Jay-Z.

Yeah, you can have a picture with him. I think the drawing factor here is picture with him, conversation for an hour, and you fucking met Jay-Z. I think that trying to view it from any other angle, I think you might be a little disappointed when you had dinner, and guess what? Like, your business doesn't take off afterward. You could also ask him, what was going through your mind when you cheated on Beyonce? Yeah, I think that might cut the conversation. Yeah, he might cut it. I got to go now.

Kind of short. But I would pay $1,000 for the chance to meet Beyonce. You just start playing. Maybe she's there. exactly so i'm going to pick some up yeah and then i can say hi beyonce either way i'm going and i'm like that was worth it yeah all right ten thousand dollars maybe he'll give you the secret to pulling someone way more attractive than you yeah it's called having 400 billion dollars that's not a secret if it was a 10 000 i might have taken it all right here's one would you

rather always walk on all fours or always have to hop on one leg and the caveat here is if you break either of them every time you break it you owe a thousand dollars so if you so if you know if you're hopping and you lose your balance a thousand dollars if you just don't want to walk on all fours a thousand dollars when i go to the bathroom yeah can i like once i'm sitting can i stay like this yeah yeah but if i need to go to jtc i gotta yeah yeah yeah any any way you move you either have to hop on one leg or walk around on all fours i just pictured ways around it but But then I imagined, you know, I would just call Ubers everywhere, like everything, no matter what. Oh, I'm not walking anywhere.

But then I thought about what's weirder looking, and then it's definitely me opening my door, the Uber saying I'm outside, and then me crawling on all fours into it. So I think I'm going to hop, be like, oh, yeah, I twisted my ankle. First of all, yeah. I'm going to be a permanent ankle twister. First of all, if I am picking hop, I'm buying a cast, a fake cast, just put on so that nobody thinks I'm a freak. It's like Danny broke his leg seven years ago. I think he's faking it now. You know what it is?

The real dilemma I have is that I would rather walk on all fours in my house, but I would rather hop in public. Because you don't want people to see you walking on all fours. Yes. Can we choose that? No. Can you stand? As long as I'm not moving, I can stand.

Yeah, you can stand. So I can cook, kind of. I could be at the stove. I don't have to do that. Yeah, but you go over to the counter, you have to crawl over. Yeah, I got to crawl again. Yeah. Can I wear some sort of extension appendages?

Because we're not built for crawling. Our arms aren't long enough. Can I wear something that adds eight inches where I can... No, that's bullshit. I feel like that would still be crawling on all fours, technically. We're not built for it. Can you make crawling and on all fours better in the scenario? You can.

You can also add a – So can I add crutches? No. No. That's different. It's one leg. No, no. That's adding points of balance.

You're adding two more feet. You're adding two more feet. No, no, no. I'm extending my feet. You can extend your one leg. Yeah, you can put a pogo stick on your leg. You can do whatever you want. What the fuck is that going to do for me?

I'm talking about balance. I don't know. Can I extend my hand seven feet so now I can kind of do a half hobble? You cannot add another roller. Why can he add inches? You cannot add another point of balance to your thing. You can add whatever thing you want as long as you're hopping on one leg. But he can be on stilts.

That makes him the same level height as if he's standing. What the fuck is this? No, no. He just wants like. I said eight inches. You said a foot. He just wants like, you know those Oscar Pistorius things? Yes.

The like legs, the fake legs. He just wants those so that he can have more stride. Or did you ever see this viral video of a guy trying to imitate a chimpanzee and a gorilla? Yeah, the mo-caption shoot? Yeah, he's really good at it, by the way. First of all, you definitely can't have that. You can't have that. That's what I was talking about.

You can't have that! I've never seen this video. Look at this. Planet of the Apes mo-caption suits. Yeah, he basically did the... Bro, it's... He does mo-cap for a lot of... You're a fool.

Yeah, Gollum. Planet of the Apes mo-caption suit. Mo-cop? Bro, you can't have those. Those are crutches. Bottom left. The middle left. Middle left is perfect for it.

You can't have those. You're saying he can have those? You can have those. This is Craig Danny. That's crazy. He can't have those. These are a little longer than I was asking for. They're a little longer.

This is my point, because apes are built to go on all fours, which is why, for us to imitate them, we need way longer arms. That is standing. That is standing. You could have things that are slightly lower than that. Lower, lower. I'm not asking for all that. That's bullshit.

Your back needs to be somewhat, you know, horizontal. Yeah, because that's the thing. If I don't have them, now my back's facing down. With these, my back's facing up. I'm just trying to look for a middle ground here. I'm trying to go horizontal, baby. I'm going all fours then. If he gets this superhuman anti-bend stuff.

I'm going all fours as well. I'm going all fours with this without him hopping. That's crazy. You gave him that. You just gave him that. It's done. It's in the contract. Yeah, it's done.

It's done. It's done. It's done. Okay, for this question, we got scenarios here. Okay. For this question, you'll be locked in a room full of spiders for some amount of time. You don't know when it's going to end. Would you rather have the lights on or off?

What kind of spiders? Venomous? No. No. No, I guess not. Because then it just doesn't matter. A variety of every type of spider. It's a fucking zoo?

It's like an insecticide, isn't it? Yeah, that's not venomous. On. It has to be on. Off is just, it's actually a nightmare. Yeah, but the thing is, if the lights are off, you don't know how many are in there. That doesn't matter.

What if there's only three? Yeah, but if it's on you. You'd feel that. You'd feel that, and that's scary. Because then you're thinking of the worst spider possible, even if it's the little daddy long legs. I think that I would have an easier time if the lights are off and I just continuously am stomping and doing this like I'm cold. Just like eyes closed and whatever determined amount of time it takes.

Question, am I allowed to kill spiders? Yeah. Oh, on. Then on. On. Oh, for sure. Oh, I'm killing as many as I can. No, I think you can't kill them or else it's just so easy.

Is that too easy? Yeah. All right, you can't kill them. Off. Why? Because now I just don't want to know. When I can fight back, I want to fight back. All right, you can't kill him.

I'm going to say on, and I'm just going to try my absolute hardest to become like a spider guy and be like, and I'll be cool. You know, like, oh, nice spider. You see, that might work until you feel a leg on a spot you didn't expect, like on the bottom of your ankle or something. No, I understand that it probably won't work, But it's better to me than being just, like, in darkness with spiders around. What's unfortunate is that we can't put Danny in a room full of spiders

because people will be upset at how many he'll kill accidentally or on purpose. I would love to see Danny filled in a room with spiders. I'd love to see that interaction. I wouldn't go in. Oh, you wouldn't know. Obviously, you wouldn't know. I would. You wouldn't want to know the things I do.

What does Jason look up? What does that mean? I'd make that footage unusable one way or another Oh my god We'll put it on Patreon Patreon.com Can we do like a jackass thing Remember when they dropped him into a pit of snakes

No it's not even that He would go to the bathroom Oh I mean room full of spiders Or a pit of snakes any day Oh that's crazy Room full of snakes brother I think snakes can hurt you more Snakes can hurt you more

Like, not venomous, obviously. Well, yeah, they didn't drop them with venomous. Yeah, not venomous, but I'm talking about they bite. Like, you'll get way more hurt, possibly, in a pit of snakes. I think I'd, I think I'd, I know I'll get way more hurt. I think I'd still rather it. No. I'd rather get a couple, a couple fangs in me,

a little, some blood leaking, than, like, actual, like, potentially hundreds or at least dozens of spiders crawling on my body. I pictured it, him going to the bathroom. As soon as he closes that door, obviously that door's not going to open again. Spiders, spiders over the, dunking spiders in. You would just have to find some kind of military door

Because I'd break the door down We'll find it It's going to be stainless steel You're not going to You can't break steel Also the bathroom is not going to be big enough For you to generate enough of your Danny force To break down that door

I mean definitely over snakes No way Would you rather a room full of snakes or spiders You guys are growing spiders I think a lot of people are going to disagree here Room? If it's a room I might go snakes because they're just on the ground. Yeah.

If it's a pit, like I fall into a pit, that's tough. I think I'm going spiders. What? Snakes can climb. Yeah, but I'm saying with the ground, like how many snakes? Like are they on the floor? Because a pit, I imagine I'm in there now, and they're like here. Oh, no.

It's not a swimming pool of snakes. But it's a pit. I mean, it's a pit. I mean, it's at least like a foot of snakes. A foot of snakes. That's a lot of snow. A foot of snakes or a foot of spiders? I'll take a foot of Spider-X any day.

I'm not trying to be a tough guy here or anything. Because trust me, I would be screaming like a little girl at the spiders. I think just going off of what I remember from the Jackass movie when they did it, that wouldn't bother me in the slightest. Snakes? Yeah. I would go into that room that he was in and as long as none of them are venomous, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

Absolutely not. Also, I want this to be clear right now. If you ever try to do this to me, I will start bashing my head against the wall and you will be forced medically to get me out. That's true. Danny, you won't. I will. I fucking will.

You won't be able to do that. I fucking will. You won't be able to do that. I will do that. Do you think he has the... All right, fine. I think I'll do it. All right, JT, go.

Sonic furry son or Karen daughter? So Chaz or... Or Karen. Is it a real Sonic furry son or only sometimes, like at night? Yeah, what does that mean? Like, at the dinner table, he refuses to take off the furry costume? No, no, no, no, no. But he's going to conventions in it.

Okay. He's going to conventions in it, and it's all over his room and posters and this and that. Imagine, you know, Chaz's room just like that. Right. And, you know, he's not like, okay, I can't go in public without him refusing to put the suit on. See, that's tough. No, it's not like that. Yeah, so.

But he's definitely constantly going to conventions. Whenever he's in a Discord video call, he's got the suit on. It's part of the Discord community. Right, right. There will be a time where one of these clips talking about Chaz being a furry will go viral and his students will see it

and it'll be hell for them. It'll be hell for them. And I can't wait for that day. I think I'm going Sonic. I'll have Chaz. Go on, Sonic. I'll have Chaz as a son. The thing is, I'm a Karen hater,

but in many instances in life, being a Karen works and we'll get you what you want. And so that's kind of like, you know. I think it used to work more. Definitely. I don't think it works as much anymore. Because now you can just say, hey, you're Karen.

Yeah. And then that kind of diffuses the situation. Some of their names are Karen. I know. I bet the name Karen, like birth-wise, went way down. People naming their child Karen. Yeah. For sure.

I'll go Sonic. You know, he just has some interests. He has some special interests. It would be one of those things like, can I bring my Sonic costume? Like, not this time, Chaz. Like, we don't need it. We don't need it this time, please. It's like, no, I'm going to the park with all my Sonic friends.

I'm like, God. With tails and knuckles? It would be... For some reason, I'm picturing every time he runs, he just makes the coin noise. Gotta go fast. He does, yeah. He also carries coins around, rings around. And if he ever falls, he goes, oh, God.

And he throws a bunch of rings. You know what? That'd be kind of fun. I would hope that one day he can mocap Sonic or voice Sonic. At least he has a passion. I'm getting real. I'm just about to say this. I'm getting real right now, but I would rather have a Sonic son than a son that just doesn't care about anything and is just like, you know, like just an unmotivated and uninterested son.

I'd rather have a Sonic son. Yeah, and if you're viewing it from the aspect of if you want to be the best parent, you should choose what makes your child happiest. And a Sonic son is way happier than a Karen daughter. Yeah, that's true. But then there will be times where he leaves his rings at the park and I have to go back. It's like, why are we even fucking bringing these rings, Sonic? You're going to get angry eventually. It's like, you're not Sonic.

I mean, you're not going to get angry at either one of them. I'll have Chaz. I pick Chaz. I pick Sonic's son. So, same thing. Not name Chaz, probably. You wouldn't name your Sonic son Chaz? I'd probably name him Sonic.

That's not good. Don't do that. Don't do that. Name him like Tails. Make it worse for him. No, no. Maybe I can name him Sega. Segondis.

You go. Oh. Yeah, that's what we've been waiting for you. You just kept looking at us. Wait, what did JT pick? We've got to keep talking about Sonic. Oh, true. I think people are trying to not answer their own questions this episode.

Yeah, bad guy. He's going Karen. No, I'll go Sonic. I'll go Sonic. Would you rather have to solve a high school math problem to unlock every door or answer a complex riddle to start your car's engine? A high school math problem? High school, but it's every door, every bathroom, every time you go. Like, if you went to the bathroom, you would exit your door, math problem, go into the bathroom, exit the bathroom, go into your door.

That's four math problems right there. First of all, leaving the door open. I'm leaving that out. No, no, no. It's not how it works. What the fuck are you talking about? When you go through a doorway before you go. Oh, doorway.

Like a doorway. Yes, yes, yes. A doorway. Oh, I mean, that counts. What counts as a doorway? What's a door? What was the second one? Or a very complex riddle to start your car.

That kind of sounds a little fun. Not if you're getting chased. You got to go to the hospital. You got to go to the hospital. I'm dead. Or if you just want to go somewhere on time and you just cannot figure it out. You just can't go. But I have a calculator.

Yeah, sure. Oh, I'm doing math problems. You can carry a calc. It's high school math problems. But it's every door you go through. I will have an open concept home. You'll be good at math. It's high school math.

It will be fine. Give me a high school math problem. High school math problem. It's random high school math problem? Yeah, sure. Jason, type in random high school math problem. You can still be talking calculus, trigonometry. These are hard questions.

Oh, come on. No, not that one. But I have a calculator. I can put that in. Yeah, yeah. That one would be easy. But you might have to know PEMDAS. I see this one all the time.

Can you solve this? People either say it's... People are divided because they don't know how to do PEMDAS. It's parentheses, so that's... It's one. Nope. No, it's nine. Nine, yeah.

What? Three times two. No, 1 plus 2, always parentheses first, is 3. Yes, that's 3. Then you go left to right. So you do 6 divided by 2 is 3 times, in the parentheses, 3. All right, so what happens if I get the answer wrong in the doorway? You just can't go through the door.

Can I do it again? Yeah, you can try as many times as you want. No, I'm taking the math problems. I wouldn't have gotten through this door right away. But the thing is, if you're in a room and you can't figure it out, you're stuck in that room. Or if you leave your phone in the other room, now you don't have a calculator. I would wear a calculator as a necklace. You would need a permanent calculator.

I imagine there's going to be a point where you're really drunk and you just cannot figure it out. It's like, Antonio, it's 3 plus 7. It's like, I can't figure it out. First of all, if you're having a drink that night, that's your bedroom for the night. If you're having a drink, bro, if you're like six drinks deep or something, you're not solving, finding the integral of whatever. I don't even know. Yeah, no, that might be tough. You're just in a bar, and they're like, you've got to leave, sir.

It's like, I can't. I can't. It's like, you ask the bartender, it's like, do you know 7 times 14 minus 3, please? What's the square root of 32? Please, please. I'm still picking that. That sounds more fun. Because also, I am absolutely, riddles can, a complex riddle can be very hard.

I am not confident in my ability to solve it every time I need to drive somewhere. Can you type in a random riddle? We'll see if Danny could have gotten to his car. Danny, I didn't pick riddle. I picked math. Yeah, well, now we're going to see if you can take off. Despite my lack of math- Danny, you cannot pick the math one.

You should not pick the math one. I need to. Oh, scroll up, scroll up. The answer's there. Yeah, we already know it's a snake. I didn't see it. It was for Danny, so. Well, generate again.

No, you're good. Okay, all right, Danny, there you go. Your riddle. All right. At night, they come without being fetched. By day, they are lost without being stolen. What are they? He's not getting to his doctor's appointment.

The night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being... I hate how every riddle is, like, in old English. The night they come... Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Hold on, hold on.

I got it. Let me just one more time. I'm going to write it down. I'm going to write it down. This is easy. Oh, maybe I should have picked this one. You don't have it? I have an answer.

I don't know if it's correct. I'm very good at riddles. Can I... Yeah, write it down. Can I text it to you? Stars. That's what I thought. Is that the answer?

Stars. Well, all right. You would have made your doctor's appointment relatively quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's going to be a day where I'm just like, I don't know the answer. That was the same amount of time as if you dropped your keys or your phone in that weird spot. What's black and white and red all over? Your mother.

A newspaper. A newspaper. Yeah. Obviously. That's like the oldest riddle ever. Yeah. Relax. Also, I knew his answer was going to be your mother

And I knew it wasn't going to make any sense It doesn't make any sense Alright, let's go one more time around Alright, yeah, let's rapid fire, I guess Give me Okay Would you rather have a magic 8-ball that vaguely tells the future Or a phone alert every day

That gives you the title of the day Oh my god, I love that Phone alert that gives me the title of the day But it's not Danny will find $10 today No, it's just like the glorious, you know, whatever. What? The glorious expedition.

It's like, oh, what am I in store for today? Yeah, but what if it's... Or it can be... Yeah. Yeah. I think it'd be better if it's like the Always Sunny titles. That'd be good. Like the gang goes to...

Yeah, but that's exactly what it is. You know what I mean? Like the Magic 8-Ball's vague. The title has to be vague, too. Yeah, it would be upsetting if it was like the Dreadful Night. And you're like, what? Yeah, it's like, excuse me? Excuse me?

What's happening? Wait, what's an example of, like, the Magic 8-Ball? It's like, well, I have a good day today, and you shake it. It's like, there's a possibility. Okay, so it's just a normal Magic 8-Ball, but it's correct. But it's correct. Like, there's a possibility, so there will come a crossroad of a decision where you're like, oh, this might be my good day or not.

That thing's useless. Give me the title. The title would be Good Day Maybe? No, so I can give you a Magic 8-Ball right now that just answers maybe, sometimes possible. No, that's the title of the day. Good Day Maybe? Oh, no, that's a shitty title.

Well, not every day could be fantastic. Also, maybe, no. The title isn't like, I don't know. The Maybe Not So Good Day. The title sounds cool. The title, honestly, if there was an app that could analyze my day and give me a title at the end of it just to name it, that would be cool. True.

I'll take the title. JT Eats Chicken Burrito Bowl. I feel like I should start titling my days at the end of the day. They're episodes now. Okay. this is what we're gonna do starting July 1st Danny's gonna title

every day for the month and we're gonna read them for the entire month of July yeah at the end of the day just write a sentence about the day yeah yeah

a title and hopefully the first 10 of those is God where's Antonio God I miss Antonio no or should we do it August when I'm here

so we can finally have a day ding dong the witch is dead that's gonna be the first one I think do July I think it'll be interesting You like that one, Scotty? I think the first third of the month having like – because, you know, with these episodic series that Danny's living, you want to have some variance.

All right. Fair enough. And we'll keep you updated on that. Okay. JT? My answer, definitely the titles. It sounds cool. No, you go.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. What did you pick? Start answering your questions, buddy. Titles. I'm going titles. All right. Would you rather have to hydrate via IV and can no longer have any drinks or have a colostomy bag? For the record, you can still, like, if you wanted to have a cocktail, you could still, I mean, like, put it into your IV bag and whatever.

I might as well just water down, like, rubbing alcohol and just put it in that way. Yeah, I guess so. So you can, you know, you can no longer have any drinks of any kind or you can no longer drink them. You can get an IV, whatever you want, or a colostomy bag. Colostomy bag is just like a poop bag? I think so. That's my understanding. Yeah, it's on your tummy.

Right over here instead of... I'll pick that. I think I'm going to go IV bag. I just don't... I don't want to have to, like, deal with... Like, I'm sure it's terrible to deal with, like, just the cleanliness that has to be and probably checkups because it's like a protruding part of your intestine out of your stomach, essentially, right?

Yeah. I'm just going to go out at the end of the night and just shove a bunch of IVs in my ass. I think, you know, obviously it's not ideal, but it would just kind of be, like, another thing I do. Like, it would just be, like, part of my routine. The thought of not having, like, another, like, liquid touch my mouth and just be, like, you know, what is it called when you're thirsty? Parched. Parched, yeah.

Just be parched and have dry mouth and not be able to do anything about it is terrifying to me. It's true. Can you just hold an ice cube in your mouth? No. That's drinking water. I don't know. But also, you won't feel that if you're properly hydrated. Well, yeah, if you're fucking doing whatever, and then you got dry mouth.

Yeah, okay. No, it's not just that, but it's just like I love drinking just like even water. I can't get rid of that. It's nice water in the morning. Yeah, I can't do that. Go on IV. Just go on IV. Oh, I was going to go IV, but Danny might have swayed me.

What's a colostomy bag? Eventually, people live with that right now. You just get used to it. It's just like changing a mag, you know? always keep that motherfucking bang on me dude yeah i think i might have flipped i think i'm gonna go i was gonna go iv bag i'm going colossal me back all right last one which one should i pick oh god and then we're going over to patreon patreon.com slash picky boys we're doing um what the fuck is this called uh one has to go one has to go so we have four scenarios and

We have to pick which one we like the least. Would you rather have to swap lives with a different person every week or be stuck in the same day over and over again? Groundhog Day or I don't know if there's a name for the other one. There's a movie kind of like it, but not really. The thing is, the weekly one, it's like some weeks are going to be awesome. I'm a billionaire this week. you know?

A week's nice. And then some weeks are going to be like, ugh, it's awful. A soldier in the middle of a battle. That would be very upsetting.

And if I perish as them, do I perish? Yeah, yeah. And then the Groundhog Day when I'm immortal? That's kind of terrifying on its own. Yeah.

It's just your, it's your life, but it's just, you repeat the same day every single day. And I'll never... So do I have a zone of radius or I could be someone

in Asia? You can be anybody. I think the radius is Earth. And the race is humans, so you can be on the ISS one week, which is kind of cool, actually. Wait, and Groundhog Day is like the movie? If I die, I'm just back in my bed the next day? Yeah.

Same thing? So, okay, immortal. Yeah. Versus... And you can't find love to get out of it. I think I'm just going to do the week stuff, and just, that's my life now. Just live life?

Yeah, it's like... But I essentially, this version of me has died. And I'm just. Oh, for sure. I mean, in both things, this is like, you will never be able to live a normal life. Yeah, but what would be weird? What happens to me? In this situation, I kind of just thought, like, you don't even really exist.

Because I was thinking about, I'm going to get real existential. It's like, what about, like, I'm doing all this, doing all this, doing all this for years, right? Because, you know, you're essentially immortal like that, too. and then like 10 years later I'm like my dad or something

and it's like oh god that's really that's really sad it's really sad actually that is I was thinking about that I was like

you know what I'm not going to go any further it's a happy happy time but it's like you see everyone like do you don't exist anymore either way

you know what I don't want to do that I don't want to do that I'm going back I'm doing the groundhog day I just freaked myself out there is going to be many weeks where you

as soon as you get there you just wake up and you go oh fuck Yeah, it's like, why is it 120 degrees in here and there's no AC? It's like, fuck. Why do I hear lions roaring outside? I think I'll pick the different.

I'd rather, you know, new things all the time, even if they might be bad, than the monotony and boringness of the same day over and over and over again. I got to go same day. I freak myself out. I completely flip myself mentally. Go on the same day, too. Yeah. We could do it together.

That means maybe we can know we're in the same day. I'm going same day as well. Wait, for the different person every week, you are constrained by time, right? Next week I can't be a little Chinese girl in 500 A.D., right? Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's linear. Time moves with you. You can change ages, but it's all like day after day on a calendar.

Yeah, but that's even worse. I don't want to be a toddler in my week of safety and me surviving is in the hands of this dope, whoever it is. That's true. But it's what it is. You're kind of a god. No, I'm thinking, my brain is going 1,000 miles an hour. Can you spend a week in a womb? Oh, that would be weird.

Oh, that's a little political. That's a little controversial. That's a little controversial. That's a little controversial. But I guess you can. Yeah. You know, whatever that is. There you go.

No, did he pick? Oh, did he pick? I'm on Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day. You're kind of a god in a way with the Groundhog Day, but you're also kind of in a prison. I'd be too afraid to do anything bad anyway, because in my luck, the next day is the day it ends, so I would

just be normal-ish. Maybe I'd rob something. True. I guess it'll have to end some one day. Really? One day. Oh, that's way worse. You're not immortal. That's way worse. You're not immortal. It actually kind of ruined it. It'll end one day. It ran one day. Random?

Over a lot of time. No, I I actually really don't – I actually hate that. Now I'm completely flipping. Because now you've taken every good part away from it, and, like, I have to live every day, the same day, seriously and take it completely seriously and live it like it's the day of my life, but it's the same fucking thing over and over again?

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a prison now. That's actually horrible. Maybe the point is that you should live every day like it's your last anyway. It's not the last. Where'd the last come from? Yeah, what, do you die tomorrow too? No, but I just had to even it out

because the other thing, like you can be put into a war zone and just die. I think for both of them, you kind of have to make them both immortal. So until the end of time, you're living as a different person each week or... And if you die, you just go to the next person, I think. Yeah, I think you have to make them both immortal.

Well, then I think the switching is way better. First of all, now you become this kind of, if you're very bad super villain like you're just super villain just people are dropping like flies without you without anybody understanding

yeah every every time you just kill yourself yeah or not even that or just something and then you jump into that'd be

yeah this is talk about existential it was this has been too much for my brain I thought this was the non-existential one

I had two um JT tell them where to find you let's get out of here Jason had enough work editing this I guess hello Jason future Jason

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