Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 15 - Picky Boys Podcast #333

Episode Date: July 28, 2024

Unlock over 200 extra videos and the NEW Mom's podcast instantly on Patreon! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio play another round of would you rather! They have to decide between a coin flip or striking out a pro, being 10 min late or 20 min early, cheese sheets or meat floors, and seeing in darkness or breathing underwater! Leave your answers down below! Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/

Would you rather piss $100 bills, piss in the Benji's, or poop quarters? This is what happens when Jason's not here, by the way. We just turn into little kitties. Jason would have been saying wrap it up by now or wrap it up in a tent. I'm going to see a skinwalker or something I don't want to see. Yeah, or just a bear. First of all, wouldn't you want to see that stuff? Not the skinwalker.

I don't want to see that. Would you rather be able to see in total darkness or be able to breathe underwater? yeah let's go let's go welcome back to the picking boys podcast it's our favorite week of the month what would you rather week oh okay we do this i just screamed into this we do this once a month every month we just go through some would you rathers and we just simply discuss whether we'd rather or not you know what's funny he said i got something really prepared for this intro no i i did not say that an hour and a half passed by and that's what came out never said that all right jason you want to jason's not here okay uh here so jt you go first jt's our new j

all right okay so wait time out we hit we're at 820 something patrons right true by the way wow 800 something 20 820 something 820 something so uh patreon.com slash picky boys get in there we are zooming to 1,000. We're going to get tattoos. We've got to get Danny shot with hockey pucks. The Mom's Podcast is out. If you go in there, it's out. It's very long. It's like an hour. It's double what we usually do. Great podcast. Everybody's loving it. Is it the longest podcast we've ever done?

I doubt it. I don't think so. No, I feel like when we do the tests, those are pretty much an hour and a half each. The psychopath tests. Yeah. Not me. It was you. I was the least psychopathic. But that really means you're the most psychopathic. That's not fair. When you think about it, that's really what it is.

Because he coldly calculated every answer to perfectly. Yes. We know what you did. We're on to you. We're on to you. If you fail a test, everyone doesn't go, well, obviously he's the smartest because he knew so much of not the information. This is a totally different situation. Don't tell them about that Scooby-Doo.

All right. Well, anyway. So this is a would you rather. This is a pick one. But it's still a would you rather. I'm down for that. So you need to pick one. 100 tries to strike out an MLB player for $100 million.

Jesus. Or flip a coin for $1 million. Wait, so it's not 100 pitches. It's 100 tries. It's 100 at-bats. Right. You're a pitcher, 100 at-bats. Is it all the same day?

It's an important question. That is important. How many pitches does a pitcher usually? A lot, and I can't do as many as that. All right, three days. It's 33 a day for three days. I'm blowing out my rotator cuff. Yeah, I don't want to.

Absolutely. Danny's got to get Tommy John surgery. I mean, I'll have $100 million, though. Just one of them? First of all, you struck them out? You did it? Yeah, yeah. Dang.

Out of the 100 at-bats, 100 home runs, first of all. 100 home runs out of the park, half of them. What if you walk them? What if you walk them? He's going to walk them. No, no, no. Have you seen this new thing where, like, I don't know why. I don't know the rules of baseball.

But they're, like, to conserve their good pitchers, Sometimes they'll just put in a guy that doesn't pitch at all, and those guys throw like 40 miles an hour. And these people are swinging because they're thinking they're in the MLB, and they're thinking they're going to hit a 100-mile-an-hour pitch, but they're psyching themselves out, and they're missing. He's right, but there's a better explanation. I know what you're saying.

All I have to do is throw a few balls that they think they can crush that are just like duds, and then that's a strike. That's all he has to do. That's all he has to do. I'm just saying. So what's actually happening in the MLB is that when a team is up 10, the losing team puts in their shortstop to throw the pitches because they want to save their pitchers' arms.

And these shortstops are throwing like 50, 60-mile-per-hour pitches. And then these shortstops are like they have the best record out of any pitcher on the team, but that's because the batters, since it doesn't matter anyway, are trying to hit bombs off them for fun. they're just swinging at everything and everything just trying to hit like home runs just with the money discrepancy i have to try and i think i can do it in a hundred tries if it's different batters yeah why not bro you get you you get lucky you get two fouls then it's just one strike that's what i'm thinking singular strike that's it that was my thought process the the you're gonna get

a foul or two here and there and then that means you just have to throw one strike yeah if i get two foul tips off the bat, three of my pitches are balls in the dirt or something trying to get on the swing. I'm not throwing in the box. If I'm up two strikes,

I'm not throwing in that box. Dude, imagine taking the coin flip. You get tails. You're a loser now. You go home with nothing anyway. Yeah. No, I'll try.

You at least get a fun experience of playing baseball with all these cool people. That's true. That's true. All right, unanimous. Yeah, I think it's unanimous. $100 million is too much.

If it was a coin flip for $10 million, I think I did the coin flip. Okay. Do you know what I watch sometimes? That one clip? I don't even know where it is. But the one clip of us talking, and then it just cuts to Danny.

And Danny's like, ah. All right, this is going to tell me everything I need to know about you. Yeah, okay. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late to everything or 20 minutes early? Both of those aren't even that bad. 10 minutes late to everything or 20 minutes early to everything? 20 minutes early is not that bad. And 10 minutes late is also not that bad.

So what do you pick, bitch? 10 minutes late. Bad. I knew it. I don't want to be friends with you anymore. I knew what he was going to say. I don't want to be friends with you anymore. 10 minutes late is just so much better.

20 minutes early is not that much. You just take some time. I know it's not that much. Just wait for the thing to start. But 10 minutes late, as in if I'm trying to get on a cruise, I miss the cruise? Or do I just have to really? Every cruise gives you more than 10 minutes. That's what I'm saying.

It's like everything gives you more than 10 minutes. I'll take the 10 minutes late because I don't want to be there early. And usually if you get there early, you're the one that has to say hi to – if you get there – no, if you get there late, you have to say hi to everybody. If you get there early, everyone has to say hi to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing late. I'm doing 10 minutes late. You're a bad person.

I'm going to show up – You're actually a bad person. I'm going to show up to everything Danny does 10 minutes late. I think that legitimately tarnishes your reputation. In whose eyes? It should be the eyes of the world. The eyes of the world. In the Lord.

In the Lord. In the eyes of the Lord, yes. 20 minutes early is really not that bad. Okay, well then pick it. I don't want to pick it. I want to be 10 minutes late to your party. What about him? I'm going early.

Oh. I think 20 early is almost like a superpower. True. Like 20 early to everything automatically no matter what. But if you said an hour early or 30 late, now I'm flipping teams. Even though it's the same ratio, it's just double. True. I also don't know.

whenever we do these things i don't know how how uh you know mystical they get like right like if i'm if i'm if i'm running late what happens do i just like just like transform there and i'm just there 20 minutes early what oh oh like do i just get teleported there like how does this work you're saying that you can just stay at home because when it once it's 20 minutes early you're there Is that what you're saying? But that could be a bad thing. Oh, I'm not ready yet. I'm showering.

Oh, we're not going to make it. We're not going to make it. Danny, he's at least 20 minutes early no matter what. But he was naked a couple times. He's a weird guy. Still early, though. He always carries underwear in his pocket. Or if the late person's almost early, then they just get world stops for them.

I don't know what happens exactly. See, that'd be cool, though. No, the world's not stopping. You stop, right? Yeah. Yeah, so that's worse. Oh, my God, that'd be so scary. Yeah, no, I don't want that.

People are walking by you, and you're like, please, I can't move. Is that 8? And then you try to show up. You're 20 minutes early normally, like 7.40, and it just doesn't let you get there because your flight gets delayed till 9. So now it's like, what happens now? Yeah, you can't be 21 minutes early, dumb bitch. Because now you're an hour 20 early if you get there on time.

Well, I think there's obviously exceptions to every rule. You're still early. You're not actually an hour and 20 minutes early. Okay, so what if my flight gets delayed till tomorrow? I have to be there for 24 hours now because I'm 20 minutes early? I think he's saying no matter what, you can't be there under 20 minutes early. Like, you can't be 19 minutes early. No, I...

Right? No, he's saying you can't be more than 20 minutes early. I'm talking about what you're saying, but you're allowing that extra time. Oh, yeah, you can have that extra time, sure. I'll just... Why are we even... 10 minutes. 10 minutes is 10 minutes.

You're a bad person. You can sit down and snicker for 10 minutes. You're a bad person. All right, here we go. Would you rather have sheets made of American cheese or floors made of raw hamburger meat? God. Sheets made of American cheese. I don't like that.

I mean, the raw hamburger meat floor is far more disgusting. I feel like it'd be kind of comfortable. I mean, yeah, but how deep is it? It's a good question. No. No, like a layer, you know, because the floor is not deep. Which one's comfortable? the raw meat on the ground.

Dude, if you know you're stepping in raw meat and you release your dogs out and you step with barefoot on raw meat, it kind of feels kind of good. No, it'll definitely feel good. See? But then it will just be like everywhere. It'll smell all the time.

First of all, I don't even use sheets. Like I have a fitted sheet. Yeah, well now that's cheese. It's fitted cheese. Yeah, it's fitted cheese. If you're going to try to sneak around my question, Now you're sheeted. That's cheese.

I don't think that's a problem. I feel like Danny would be in bed. First of all, Danny would have no sheets. After every week, Danny would have no sheets because he would just – a little snack. A little hungry. Yeah. I mean I guess it could melt.

That's the only problem. It's definitely going to melt like under your body heat at night. Like when you wake up, you're going to be like – You're going to like the greatest – A nice cheese pull. Yeah, the greatest cheese pull ever. A nice cheese pull. But I can't do the burger feet.

I can't do the burger feet. I like it. I feel like I do raw burger floor. What do you mean every floor? Everywhere? All the time? Forever? It's in your house.

No. Bathroom floor? No. Yeah. Shower floor? No. No. You could have.

I get a shower. Yeah. You could have stuff on it. Like, you know, the table legs aren't, the bottom of the table legs aren't made out of hamburger. You can still have your stuff on it. Something that makes sense. How do we, does it get changed every week or?

It doesn't rot. No, it doesn't rot. It's just raw hamburger meat. Very pink. You know, very, very. Squishy. Very squishy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

90%. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, 90% lean? Yeah. Wait, can I eat it? Sure. I could scoop some of my floor. You could eat the cheese.

You could eat the burger. Beef's expensive. He doesn't like American cheese. I don't like American cheese. It's whatever cheese you enjoy. Oh, whoa. This changes everything. Not for you.

Not for you. Wait, why not for me? Not for you, because you already picked the cheese. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm changing cheeses. You already did the cheese. I'm changing cheeses. No, you already accepted American cheese.

I'm going beef anyway. I know. When you say you don't like American cheese, you don't like the Kraft singles, right? I don't like any American cheese. Have you ever tried the fresh deli-sliced American cheese? It's really fucking good. This whole time, you're talking about the plastic. I'm talking about both.

It's not different enough for me. Oh, my God. Also, guys. It couldn't be more different. Guys, 90% of your American cheese consumption is the Kraft singles. It's when you go to a barbecue and they throw, oh, you want cheese on it? It's a Kraft single. Yeah, I don't know what shitty barbecues you're going to.

Never one of mine is that. And also, no, majority of the cheese I do eat is from the deli. Bitch. Barbecue here the other day. What was on the burgers? That was deli cheese. Deli cheese. I wasn't sure.

I was just asking. I didn't have a burger that day. I would never do that to you guys. I would never. And it's very different. So creamy. It's not different enough. It's different enough.

Couldn't be more. I don't think you've tried deli American cheese in a long enough time. I have tried it. They've made advancements. He said in a long enough time. I don't believe this. They have made advancements. More like enhancements.

It's probably more processed. Enhancements, advancements, all kinds of things. The point is it's worse now. Either way, you go. Here's the thing. I like fresh moots from the deli. Everyone likes fresh moots. But I'll also like a slice of Kraft mozzarella.

That's fine too. It's not as good, but it's fine. So if I don't like American cheese, I'm not going to like the fresh one that I've had for anyway. I'm saying if you don't like one you're not gonna like the other that's not sure that is true plenty of people don't like Kraft singles, but would would like a deli cheese. Do you like Kraft mozzarella single? I've never Also in plastic have a crap mozzarella single, but not a are you talking about that's also in plastic Yeah, they sell they say that's fucking crazy. They sell mozzarella slices in class I understand what you're saying the individual slice plastic cheeses. It's it. That's a crazy thing to me

I think that's crazy They're fine As long as it's not American Also because Mozzarella doesn't even come In like Cheese slices So why are they

Putting it in cheese slices It does They can shape But it's like a thick slice No You're thinking like Fresh mozzarella Yeah you're thinking

Fresh mozzarella If you have like The more processed mozzarella Which is like What the shredded cheese is Yeah The thing is Once it's in

Individual plastic You know like Crackers I just can't I don't know Something wrong about it Also I mean Call me crazy.

I'd like a Kraft single of any kind. Like, you know. This is my point, though. This is my point. He's got my point. I asked this before. First of all, he's got his high cheese horse. I understand.

Don't put the point on my cheese horse. I understand it's worse. And I also think it's worse. But I think all cheese has a baseline of good. Right. Okay. And then Danny. Not all cheese.

I'm sorry. Not all cheese. Not all cheese. Not all cheese. Danny, do you like fresh Parmesan? It's good, right? Oh, my God. It's fantastic.

But you can still have the powder one that's, you know. Yeah, in a pinch, in a pinch. You can have that one. Yeah. That's my point, is that, yes, these fresh ones are better, but these, like, processed, low-quality ones are also, like, okay or fine. American cheese, not the case. That's crazy.

Anyway. That's not fair. American cheese, not the case. All right, whatever. We need a cheese person to get come in here. To get come in here. You're our cheese person. No, no, no, no.

We need, like, a cheese person. Like, oh, this is kind of, this is the good cheese. You ever had good cheese? Who gives a shit what they like? You ever had the Fremonda cheese? Yeah, here we go. I knew it was coming. I was trying to get off the cheese before I got got.

I mean, eventually I'll become a wine and cheese guy. Don't you already feel like you're hated enough? Don't you already feel that way? I don't. It's just something that I've always known would happen to me, but I never knew when. Dude, I hate the wine guys. They're so bad. They're so annoying.

They all have the same ritual before they eat it. I won't spit it out. But how you doing? But wine and cheese combined would make you better. If you were just a wine guy, bad person. I'm not going to be a sommelier. Yeah, no, no, no, no. But some cheese smell like feet and people like it, so I don't even know what's going on.

JT, what's yours? Would you rather run a marathon on moon shoes or backwards? Oh, moon shoes. That feels easier. Dude, they're heavy. They're not made for traveling. Yeah, but I could bounce. But that's – I feel like moon shoes are made with the intent of getting a higher bounce.

Not of like, oh, you can travel longer distances in these. What's funny about this one is we can do this one. Like you could have moon shoes and you could go backwards. I mean I will fall going backwards. You're bound to fall once. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Running backwards was the worst thing.

People have done it though. They made us do it in some – we had eighth grade like triathlons. Do you remember that or whatever? No. In the gym. Not triathlons, but in the gym we would have different. Are you talking about a relay race? Yeah, but it was different.

He's talking about the pacer test. The grandparent. No, but it was a different, you know, sometimes you were on a skateboard thing. Sometimes you were on, you were running backwards. Am I crazy? This is where our memories deviated. You wouldn't understand. You wouldn't understand.

There was no skateboards involved. It wasn't a skateboard, but it was something you kneel on and it was skateboard-ish. Oh, I know. I hate you so much. I hate you so much. No, I bit through my tongue on one of those. Oh, Jesus. Yeah.

When? That's probably like third grade. What happened? Well, it's the ones you lay on. It's like a dolly. Yeah, it's like a dolly. Like a dolly. And it's the ones you lay on and you go like this.

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was your triathlon. Shut up. And when I used... For some reason, when I used to focus, I used to like put my tongue out. Michael Jordan. And I fucking hit a bump, fucking chin into the gym floor, and then tooth into the tongue.

How'd that go? They gave me an ice pop. Did you win? No, no, I lost, and the competition was canceled because there was blood everywhere. Bro, dude, we used to play dodgeball in eighth grade, and then one time, this is the greatest. This is Danny's 9-11.

Yeah, I really, I was very upset about this. Something unrelated to dodgeball was that the girls used to wear these headbands, and one of them were just playing around, and the headband fell over her eyes, and another person just elbowed her dead in the nose, bloody nose. We're unrelated to dodgeball. We just happen to be playing dodgeball. And we played dodgeball every week, and it was the best thing ever.

And then they said no more dodgeball. And Danny campaigned against – Absolutely. First of all, I love dodgeball. Who didn't? It should still be a thing. It should be. And I'm sneaky good at it.

You wouldn't think I'd be good. I'm a big target. I'm pretty good. How are you sneaky good at it? I'm just sneaky good. I'm much more elusive than you'd think. Are you good at catching or good at throwing? Here we go.

I'm good at throwing. Dodge balls. Dodge balls. Dodge balls. Dodge balls. I think Danny used to just do the whole, oh, you're about to throw it at me, drop to the ground. That's not very sneaky because I remember that because eventually it would just be,

he would drop to the ground like, now that's a target. And then you'd think that and then I'd jump. Did you ever do the screwdriver? The one ball in the air? Oh, yeah. You have to do that. Also, there's always- It only works on noobs, though.

There's always 18 people that fall for it every time and there's 600- It works on more than nukes. It doesn't work on the seasoned vets. Especially if you do a two-person. They really go up in the air, and then you pop. I love dodgeball. We should bring it back. What was the question?

I don't know. Oh, moon shoes. Moon shoes. Oh, I'm going moon shoes. You brought up this triathlon. Still don't know what you're talking about. What's a triathlon now? Am I confused?

Viking swimming running. Yeah, that was our triathlon. You're talking about a relay race. No, no, no. Where one person does the little cart, one person jumps over hurdles, and then one person like zigzags around something. That is a triathlon. That is not a triathlon.

That is a relay race. That was our version of a triathlon. You need like a billion miles of land to do a triathlon. A child inside a gym triathlon where you had to swim on that thing and then you had to run back and forth. Okay. And then there was something with a bike. There was nothing.

No bikes. There was a bike in the gym at some point or at least outside it. Well, you wouldn't have done well on that one because you cannot ride a bike. Oh, here we go. I'm not doing this. And he could ride a unicycle. This is what we're doing. I am definitely going Moonshoes.

Or, sorry, no. I'm definitely going running backwards. And I think we should go test this out at the park and do a lap and see. I think after one lap in the Moonshoes, we'll go, holy shit. How many laps? What's a marathon? It's about 100 laps. Oh, it's still a marathon?

Yeah. I thought you said a mile. Oh, my God. I don't want to do either of those. Well, it's a track is four around as a mile. It's about 100. A little more. So, yeah, it's like 100 and change.

i'm telling you backwards the moon shoes you could get a lengthy stride dude you'll run like clown shoes you know you just have to you just have to we you have to optimize the stride you jump you have to get you have to get to you act like you're in lower gravity you have to get you basically how high do you think the moon shoes will get you off the ground it'll get it's not that high if i can just skip one stride in between every stride then i can i want i want i want to do this so maybe we'll do it on patreon let's do it we'll do it on patreon we're not we're not running a marathon but a lap around the track and dating moon shoes would be very very funny how big are they they're for children i don't even think i'll be able to use them we'll make

we'll make adult moon shoes this one is it's a very simple it's just very simple it's would you rather be able to see in total darkness or be able to breathe underwater night visions okay superpower the thing and breathing underwater also good superpower but it becomes a lot a lot of the breathe underwater superheroes can also like talk to fish yeah the breathing part is the least cool part about it yeah the thing is i might choose the breathing because i like to be in a situation where if i can possibly perish i won't okay like that's a life-saving power sort of and And in complete darkness, you know, we have light bulbs. They exist.

We have flashlights. I feel like the seeing in the darkness thing, I would almost never use it in New York City. Well, it's not – you don't need complete darkness turned on. He's just saying that it just looks – You can see in total darkness as well. But also, like, if you're walking around your house at night when all the lights are turned off, you can just clearly see.

Yeah, right, right. Save on electric. Oh, yeah. You don't even need light. Or, yeah, but I would – even if I was out in the woods and I'd live there, maybe. Oh, no. Why?

No. What are you talking about? That's the best time to use it. We have light bulbs. I don't know. But it wouldn't look like... You ever been at a wood house, a woods house? Yeah.

No. No, I have not. A house by the woods? Oh, yeah. You know it's very scary because you know that there is life beyond that. I'd almost rather not see that. Yeah, exactly.

And sometimes it's good to just not see it. I'm going to see a skinwalker or something I don't want to see. yeah or just a bear first of all wouldn't you want to see that stuff not the skinwalker i don't want to see that but i would like to know it's like oh there's a bear there let me not go throw up behind that tree what if there's a man there even better that's even better i know there's a man there sometimes you don't want to know it's way better to know that there's a man in the woods looking at what's worse a man or a bear yeah i know i know that's right yeah do you ever think that someone like no you absolutely have not noticed someone has been watching you i don't want to

think about this i hate i hate this and i think so and for sure it has to have for sure i'm gonna pick darkness i think i'm just gonna do breathing underwater okay breathing underwater i can never drown i just maybe actually i don't maybe i'll do darkness because what do i really need i could just avoid being in water like what do i think is i can't avoid being in darkness when i when if you are given the power to breathe underwater you're just going to become like a sea freak that is always underwater why i can still be there no but he's not an air freaker you're just you're just you're just not kind of them yeah every human is that's the thing it's like if there was a human that could breathe breathe underwater he would just be underwater all the time i think i would

still prefer air i would just be able to breathe water i yeah but what i don't think my preference Yes, I think it would. What if you take that sweet, salty breath of air underneath the water, and you're like, oh, this is the best thing I've ever had. Do I need gills? Part of the reason why we're always not in water is because it can kill us.

I mean, we're still going to get all wrinkly. Again, like you said, we don't have the Aquaman powers. I know. I think you're going to turn into like a freak, kind of, and be just like live on, oh, he's the guy who breathes underwater all the time. First of all, if there was a guy who liked the water but couldn't breathe under it, I'd say,

oh, well, that's fair. First of all, eventually you're just going to end up living under the water, and then you're going to become some kind of, like, mythology kind of guy. No, what is it called? Merman? No, what are the things? Mythological creature? Yeah, no. It's like a, what is Bigfoot?

Cryptid. Cryptid. Cryptid. You're going to become a cryptid, and it's going to be like, oh, my God, it's the Seaman. Seaman? Seaman. That's not what I'm saying, but I'm telling you, that would happen. I believe that would happen.

Would you or would you not spend more time underwater? There's nothing. Definitely more. I can't see underwater. I can't see underwater. Yes, you can see underwater. You can't see shit. Okay, it's called a headlamp.

Oh, so I need a flashlight down there anyway? Oh, you have both powers. That would be really good. Actually, wait a minute. So when you go under the water in the ocean, our ocean, and you open your eyes, even clear water, you can't see very far. That's why I don't understand how fish live there. That's what I was getting at. What do fish see?

Do they see how, you know, eagles see? You know, they can see an ant fucking in the Empire State Building. How do fish see? Dude, I think they can only see a couple feet in front of them. I don't understand how they'd be able to see anymore. Even if I go in the ocean with goggles, I still can't see. Wait, no, I think I'm being real. You can see pretty far.

I think we're being very stupid, actually, because how do the cameras see them? You know, you see videos underwater. Well, I feel like those are not in Long Island beaches. Oh, no. Around here, you can't really see. Okay. If you go to fucking... You went to Aruba.

If you go dive there, you can see perfectly. Yeah, you can... I think you still got to get past the shore, but you can see. You can see, basically. You can scuba dive. Boom. See everything. It's just like cities.

Like, these New York fish have, like, smog in the water. Yeah. So they can't see very far. All right. Maybe it was them. Dude, when I went to... I don't know where I was. Like...

haiti or something i don't know i went on a cruise across the caribbean and wherever we stopped at the beach he caused the earthquake is haiti the caribbean yeah yeah oh okay all every island there is oh but uh it's actually shares an island either way i'm not doing that okay anyway when i was out there like you know maybe like 40 feet from the shore and diving being able to see everything was worse i think i'd rather see nothing even though it's beautiful i was like looking out for sharks and stuff because i could see 50 feet away into the ocean i was like dude i gotta keep my eyes peeled here moving back there yeah i was snorkeling once and then fish came up to whoever our party we were snorkeling

with and i just heard someone going like under the water like it's just because all the tiny fish were touching them i was like oh good thing they're going after him i would i would have probably drowned right there if i couldn't breathe you would have thought they're being eaten by piranhas or something. Oh, for 100%. It was just a little tiny fish touching them. And the upsetting part about being able to breathe underwater is that you're still not able to go

that many feet under the water. True. Yeah. Pressure. Yeah, and I think you would really feel the urge to do so. And you might just pop. Well, is that the same thing that happens when you fly? People that can fly?

People that can fly? What people we doing this would it be the same thing so no what does pressure? No, that's a lack of pressure and the lack of pressure, so what I think your ears different thing Well, it's the same thing your ears will pop It's a lack of pressure. Oh my god. I understand. It's inversely different I'm saying does it feel this like would you still have problem because going going to even the water will just kill you you'll get The bed like you're being crushed if you're flying if you're a human it can fly and you can fly it your ears a pop Is that a Peter Pan thing?

You did an exact Peter Pan thing. What's Peter Pan? You've never seen Peter Pan. It's like, you could fly, you could fly. You did a whole thing. I don't know. It's a song? It was an accident, yeah.

Have you ever seen Peter Pan? Definitely. Oh, my God. I was also definitely three and a half when I saw it. How about you re-watch a movie one time? They call him Captain Hook. Me? I don't know.

I feel like I'm drunk. Me too. I don't know. I'm having a good coffee this morning. I'm having a good time. Oh, I would love some coffee. All right, your turn. Patreon's going to go off the rails.

Run. Would you? Is this one where you have to decide if you've done it before? Well, let me get it out first, and maybe we will. This is what happens when Jason's not here, by the way. We just lose. We turn into little kitties. Jason would have been saying wrap it up by now or wrap it up in 10.

Run a mile. I got you. Would you rather run a, your mother, would you rather run a mile in a foot of honey or run a mile in eight feet of popcorn a couple things here a foot of honey that might take you 127 hours yeah but a mile in eight feet of popcorn eventually i feel like the salt and butter would just start tearing at your skin oh you didn't think the salt would get in the wounds And then the salt will get in the wounds? Unless you eat your way out, but I can't eat an eight-foot-deep, mile-long track of popcorn.

I think it has to be honey. I'm going honey as well. I know it's going to be really hard. I think it'd be the worst thing ever. It'll be tough, but the popcorn, I think that there'd be a breathing issue at some point. Or I'd just be inhaling popcorn dust, and I think it'd be cutting up my lungs. And kernels. And kernels.

Also, there's something psychological about seeing your end point, you know? Damn, this popcorn, you're blind. You're just blind. You don't know how far you've traveled. You might be going in a circle. I know. You feel like you've been walking through this popcorn maze of what you think has been 17 hours. And you're like, time.

It's like, it's been seven minutes. Like, I don't know where I am. Also, you ever been in like a foam pit? It's very hard to move in these things. Yeah, but that's because those are big blocks. I think it would be easier. It's tiny blocks. Yeah, I guess so.

You know what scares me? Grain mills. Oh, my God, yes. You know about that? Yeah, it's like quicksand. The silos where, you know, the big grains or what is grain, by the way? It's the seeds of bread. He has no idea.

It's the bread seeds. The bread seeds. You plant the grains and bread grows. Yeah, basically. No, well, no. That's what you said. It's the wheat seeds. See, that's a better answer.

I still don't know what that is. Either way, you know, the big silos at farms, if you fall in it, You'll just sink right to the bottom and drown in wheat. I think that's terrifying. No, I think it's like quicksand. I think if you get stuck in one or if you fall into one, you're supposed to not move. Yeah, you can't struggle. Because any movement, you start sinking.

I think if you fall into one, it's goodbye gonzo. I think it's all over. I think, yeah, they should have like ropes, safety ropes or something. They found people just dead in them, right? I hate that. I hate that. I hate that because now eventually, you know. But like why do you die?

Is it because of the weight? Probably both. Suffocation. You won't starve, right? Because you would just eat the bread. I don't think you'd eat those. No. It's not bread.

It's bread seeds. It is bread seeds. No, I think probably the weight and you're just breathing. See, now that scares me. Because drowning in something physical seems very scary to me. Because I don't want to breathe bread seeds. Yeah. I don't want to breathe poppy seeds, you know?

Breathe. And it would be so dark. But you could see nothing anywhere. So that's why I'm going honey. I'm going honey. I don't want to die in the popcorn. Yeah, I'll go, honey. Yeah, but there's going to be a lot of bees around.

So? Yeah, you wouldn't be able to do it. It might make you go faster, actually. Yeah, I'll be fine. All right. I'll be fine. I hated that. All right, two more, two more, two more, and we'll go.

Oh, like one, two. Okay, we also definitely haven't done that one. Oh, yay! Here we go. Oh, would you rather piss $100 bills, pissing the Benjis, or poop quarters? Are they rolled up? Are they rolled up like I'm snorting something? They could be quarter rolls.

No, no, no. Pissing. What? Oh, what? The pissing. The pissing thing, you got to figure it out. That thing is in there. That sounds awful.

What does that mean? That sounds awful. What do you mean figure it out? It's going to be probably like a bit easier than pissing out a kidney stone because it's not a stone, but it's going to be tough every time. He's feeling it. I haven't felt it yet. But so can I do it where I'll piss it out and I'll piss out whatever – how finally I could roll it up and that's the size?

They're not rolled. What is that? What does that mean? I mean it's not a fucking bank coming out the bank ATM. It's not perfectly flat. It's going to be crumpled. It's going to be crumpled. You're going to have to figure it out.

This is not coming out of here. How is that coming out? If I can roll it up as fine as possible when it comes out, you know. How are you going to roll it up while it's inside you? See, I'm just asking how it's inside me in the first place. You've got to figure it out. What does that mean? Like, I'll go to a surgeon and be like, oh, you have a $100 bill gland.

We could make it. See, this is the impossible task. You cannot piss out a $100 bill that is crumpled. It can't happen. You can't do it. Not with that mindset. That's true, though. On the other hand, pooping quarters is just as easy as any other poop.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I could easily poop out $5 worth of quarters. Easily. I mean, I think 20. Those are rookie numbers, bro. $5? That's true.

Here's the thing. Once I figure out my Benji pissing, I'm going to be miles ahead of you and everyone else. You'll never – you'll be in – I'll figure it out. I'm going to figure it out. That's what you guys don't understand. Do I hit a button, and then I can start pissing bills, or every time I piss, it's bills? Every time you piss, it's bills.

I'm taking the quarters. I'm taking the quarters. I'm taking the quarters, and then I'm putting some kind of net filtration system in my toilet. No, no, no. You would have to do that. Like a panhandler. Like someone sifting for gold. And like a bidet that cleans them out somehow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd have a whole... They're still going to be covered in shit, mind you. It would be an apparatus. I'd just have one of those, yeah, like those TD Bank coin machine counters. Like the coin counters. You'd turn it into an Amazon gift card. It's like that, but you'd have to sift through the shit and then...

Sure, every time he poops, he makes $5. Kind of. This is going to be great. Minimum. Yeah, but every time he pees, he's saying, oh, I'll make $1,000. Every time he pees, he's going to scream in agony for 30 minutes and have paper cuts on the inside of his penis. That's good. True.

That's true. I mean, the way your dick's going to look after that will be hideous. And I'll pay to have it reconstructed. Impossible. You know what you can do? You can pay to make a wider or something. Oh, my God. Get a catheter.

How are these bills coming out? You get a catheter. You just forego peeing forever from your penis. And then it'll just come out in a bag, the $100 bills. Oh, my God. That's way smarter. Also, because it's not paying – relax. Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel Pee Prize. Oh, he's – his hands are raised a lot. Yes, JJ. What's a catheter? Oh, my Lord. It's like a piss – The thing they shove up your – How does that help?

They shove something up there? It goes to your money bladder. It goes to your bladder? Yeah. It helps you piss. It's so you can't piss and it just goes into a bag. If you can't piss. But you're not peeing liquid anyway, so you're just going to have a money bag hanging out your penis.

Actually, I'd pick Moneybag. It feels like cheating, though. I mean, it's definitely cheating, but hey. You've got to cheat to win out here, folks. What are you looking at this whole time? You've been staring right there. Oh, he was looking at his idea. I'm pondering.

I'm thinking. Oh, now he's over here. Now the idea moved over here. The piss is over here. Let me look right at you. I'm thinking. It's a bubble. I'm thinking how much do I have to eat for the coins to be made, you know?

First of all, this freak claims he only poops once every two days. I've never said that. You're not even making that much money. I have never said that. You're not even making that much money. You know how many times I piss a day? Probably 10. I'm going to make $1,000 a day here.

He used to say that he never shits. That's not true. You used to say it. People just say I shit like five times a day. I shit one time a day, sometimes two. It's very regular. ask your doctor so you're getting five bucks a day like ten bucks max yeah bro i am making a thousand dollars a day and guess what your life is ruined i'm drinking twice as much water i'm

making two thousand dollars a day now you're gonna do about that your life is ruined he's like the financial bro jesus he's turning water into bills bro my body is a machine that turns water into hundred dollar but that's yeah but yeah but you can't tell anybody that because then what if they take you keep in their basement and then they're just pissing out bills free money you gotta be careful yeah you gotta yeah you're pissing that's exactly what i'm saying though can i eat something like a raisin bran or something that'll make me poop more. Yeah, like laxatives.

You're still pooping. It's just your regular 18 poops a day. But I feel like, I don't know if this is how it works scientifically, but I'm pretty sure it is. I think if you take like a laxative, you're just taking poop from the next day away and pushing it to today.

Laxatives don't make you a time traveler. No, that is probably how it works. What does that mean? Okay, so you're just generating poop out of thin air. Where's the poop coming from? No, I think it's just from... It's like a bank, and you're borrowing from tomorrow's poop. What if you take a laxative every day, then?

It's a paradox, because there's one day where you'll never poop? I think if you do that, you'll just become immune to laxatives, and you'll resort back to a normal cycle. By the way, if humans made money, it would be awful. There'd be lots of unethical human money farms. Fattening them up, shitting out the quarters. Yeah, or pissing them down. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a dark world. Yeah. Can we do one more? Yeah. Because I've done something different. Okay, okay. This one's...

Let's do it. Let's make this one quick because Jason's going to start yelling at us. Okay. Would you rather have the ability to speak any language fluently but only when you're alone or only understand languages

but not speak them? Only when you're alone? Now, this has opened a new realm of TV. No more do you have to do the dub or the sub. You can just understand all foreign programming. What was the first one? You can understand and speak languages, but only when you're alone. Oh, I thought those you could.

Then what's the second one? You can only understand them, but you can't say anything. What's he saying? So either one I can watch TV. What's he saying that's different? Was one of them supposed to be speaking? Yeah. But now I'm alone, so why am I?

Yeah, I guess that's. He said the same thing twice, just. One of them is you're alone. You came up with this one? I didn't give it an ounce of second thought. I went, this is a good one. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

That's true. I think you mean understanding, but only when you're alone, all of them, or speaking them all, and you have to add something more. I don't know what this is. Shit. I'll take option one, I guess. I don't know what the other option is. Oh, fuck.

You're right. He's very upset. Yeah, I'm very upset. I was just really excited about the fact that I could finally watch all these other programs. So you were just wishing for something. It wasn't really would you rather. Yeah. That's fair.

That's fair. Well, I pick option two. Yeah, I'll pick option one if that makes you feel better. So you can understand languages. Oh, don't repeat them. Don't repeat them. You cannot speak anything. No, no.

Only when he's alone is what he can do. Then what's the other one? That's why I said don't repeat them. We were going to split it just to make it not a waste. Okay. Don't repeat them. Hold on. Hold on.

It's you can speak and understand languages only when you're alone, or you can understand every language, but you cannot speak. Ever. In front of people. You can't speak. Yes. I'll just take option one then. Option one now.

Boom. Abracadabra, Alakazam. And boom, genius. I didn't even think about that. Never mind. Okay, either way, let's wrap it up here. JT, JT, JT. Tell them where to find you.

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