Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 16 - Picky Boys Podcast #338

Episode Date: September 1, 2024

Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio ask each other would you rather questions! The boys will have to decide between a highlight reel & a million dollars, a crazed man & a wolf, talking loud forever & talking softly forever, hair & eyebrows, and different levels of robots! Leave your answers in the comments down below! Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

I would love to see Danny's scalp. You said it's white. I pictured it being pink. No, I don't want you to see my scalp. Does Jason like that one? What did your parents pick? They weren't given the choice. No, they were not.

No, they were not. Would you rather have a personal robot that can do one task perfectly or a mediocre robot that can do many tasks poorly? I'm not saying this as hyperbole. like it couldn't be more simple like literally welcome back to the picky boys patreon it's fuck what the hell what the hell but if you what have we ever done patreon first but if you want to join that patreon.com slash picky boys uh want to redo real quick leave it all in jason no it's okay i have a question for you you're not redoing it just kidding antonio has a question

for you do you sin often what's the question it's a would you rather day oh would you given would you rather day first of all first of all this fumbled that i fumbled that the ollie oop was at the other rip we can start the other the ollie oop again all right all right antonio's got a question for you you know what i had one i'm gonna start off with uh i can't go orgasm first right yeah no do something nice i can't go light i can't go orgasm friendly play daytime television type shit. Alright, how about this? I'm going to start with a half would you rather because I read this one and it made me really

think. Would you rather be able to watch the best moments of your life, like a highlight reel, or be given one million dollars? What? A million dollars, baby! Unbelievably, a million dollars is not worth

that. So this is a magical camera that recorded your best moments in life. Let's say it's an hour long highlight of memories you don't even remember but it's the best it's like the top

two hours two hours of the best moments of your life and you're selling that's a crazy thing a million dollars oh I wouldn't take

ten million dollars I think I would rather that alright now we're getting into a little bit sketchy so I don't even get to relive them I just get to watch them on YouTube

yeah you get a highlight oh fuck that give me a million dollars baby million dollars no that's crazy million dollars that's crazy I'm gonna choose

the highlight reel but I would request a screening in a movie theater Why do you ruin it? First of all, he made it two hours. He wants the screen. And guess what?

He's going to end up taking the million anyway. He will. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. I'll take him to the highlight reel for sure. Bro, you know how many, like, a highlight reel of the best moments that you don't even remember? Like, that's invaluable.

That's priceless. What do you mean that you don't remember? Like, I'm saying, first of all, you don't remember every fucking second of your life. I remember the best memories. You shaved head bitch. No, I'm telling you, you don't. Sometimes you don't. And even if you remember them, you didn't have a camera there.

You weren't recording them necessarily. The ones I don't remember is the ones where I was so blackout drunk, and honestly, I don't want to see those. I'm saying it's like all the moments with past friends. It's all the best moments, and if it's two hours long, dude, that's priceless. I don't think there's any amount of money. There is a bit of a risk, as JT might have mentioned, of this is it. This is the best.

Yeah, Danny negotiated it to two hours. It's only 40 minutes. We ran out of footage, man. But I'll take that risk. I think it's invaluable as well. First of all, we know Danny didn't win a gold medal. We know that no trophies will be in this highlight reel. First of all, I did win that gold medal, and it was stripped from me for BS doping allegations.

Yeah, he fucking had to chop off his own nuts. No, I'm saying all those moments, dude, I don't think I'd take. The best moments of my life are still yet to come, and the million will help me create some of them. The best moments of my life are already on camera. so unauthentic I guess I guess we need double the lifespan

for it to be priceless like truly priceless but I don't I think that a million 10 million is a lot yeah you're not you're not even gonna see like

oh my god your wedding day your child being born like you're not gonna see all these things that just haven't happened yet no we'll re-up we'll re-up every

every 25 years we'll re-up again at 50 oh hold on it's a two for one deal you get one now and one in 25 years yeah we'll re-up again we'll re-up again at 50

still no that's crazy If you did figure this technology out, though, you could sell this to billionaires for a lot of money. A billion dollars, I think. Probably a billion dollars. Probably a billion dollars. Especially...

Oh, you don't think... First of all, Bezos probably has this as the problem. And we don't talk about him here. Yeah, it's... All right. I think it's priceless. I don't think any amount of money. We're going counterclockwise today.

Fuck you, JT. Got me. You know what, JT? You go. No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right. Ready?

gay son or remarkably intelligent glass ceiling breaking chief executive daughter? What? Is this a real question? Yeah. Gay son or remarkably intelligent glass ceiling breaking chief executive daughter. I feel like I'm being set up for a

homophobe thing, but unbelievably the daughter. The daughter, unbelievably the daughter. I knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew it. Okay. I knew it. You know, it didn't say that the gay son couldn't be all those things too. Yeah, but you... I'm sure you assumed Hold on, I have a question.

Are you the gay son here? I didn't say that. Okay. Because still the daughter, by the way. Who do you pick? I guess I'll go with the daughter. What did your parents pick? They weren't given the choice.

They were not. No, they were not. Jason, what do you pick? Next question. Jason said neither. nice Jason nice very nice

oh he's just gonna cut that part out oh okay god damn it uh unbelievably the daughter yeah unbelievably see

unbelievably is really getting me you you listed you listed like the gay son can be those things but you listed

all of it for a guaranteed of the daughter part you listed you gave you gave her 13,000 accolades yeah

I think she's a Nobel Prize winner and she does deserve it fucking Marie Curie type shit well no she's a nobel prize winner that's good too have you won a no have you won have you won a prize from sir nobel i don't know if she's chief executive type but she's definitely a girl boss i don't even know who you're talking about i'm gonna be honest she's the mother of radiation

okay either way marianne radiation no that no that is the radiology radiology yes she discovered radiation i think she's the mother of chernobyl oh that's the one that was holding that kept holding the green rocks i don't know but but but martin keeps giving me polish revisionist history she's like actually her name was marie it probably was no i think it was usually about this is a galileo or something was polish oh yeah martin's slowly turning every national or like prolific anything into oh he was actually polish this is what they're teaching in the schools martin luther king actually polish he said he said christopher columbus polish Well, he couldn't find America.

Ba-da-bing. Okay. Okay. All right. Clip that. Send that to Martin. Send that to Martin. Okay.

Would you rather fight a wolf or a hobo with a syringe on PCP? Wow. Jason liked that one. What do I have? You get nothing. Oh, it's only fisticuffs? Wait, one wolf? One wolf.

Oh, you got to go wolf. What? I could beat the dog piss out of a homeless man with a syringe. On PCP? Oh. You know, that's the shit that, like... Bath salts? I'm not sure if it is bath salts.

It's the thing that, like, people get tased, and they just stand there and take it. When that happens, they might be high on PCP. I could run... I think I could outrun a homeless man on PCP. I don't think they'd get tired. Yeah, I don't think they'd get tired. Is there a fucking zombie coming at me?

They don't have any lactic acid buildup. That's just... That can't be accurate. I'm going to take a wolf. Dude... Where am I? Is it the streets, or am I in... It's the tundra.

For the wolf. If you fight the wolf, you're in the woods? if you fight the homeless man you're in can we reverse it if we fight San Francisco if we fight the homeless man

we're in the woods but if we fight the wolf we're in San Francisco can we reverse it I'm taking the wolf then yeah no your biggest problem with fighting a wolf

is that there will probably be multiple of them yeah but if it's just one wolf yeah but if it's the alpha you fucking swing kick that thing I just realized

the homeless man on PCP with a syringe in the woods is way scarier than in the streets it's way I made it worse no now it's a horror movie yeah now it's

yeah I'll go Wolf in San Francisco. You're going Wolf? That'll be my Jurassic Park. All right, Jason, what do you got? I think I'm going to go Homeless Man. Homeless Man. I'll try to get the syringe out of his hands, and then it's my weapon now.

Yeah, but he's still on peds. Jason, you got a Would You Rather? Would you rather immortality or die right now? That's actually a good question. We might have asked it before, though. We have pondered the upsettingness of immortality, but immortality or die right now

I'm gonna go die right now bro I do I do not immortality bro okay if human civilization lasts forever then sure immortality but what I don't want is just the universe to experience heat death literally civilization

everyone's been dead for billions of years and I'm still fucking here that'd be crazy I do not want that you know I know I'll regret it once that happens but I'll just I feel like everyone's like oh my god

I have to live forever it's like you know what I'll just live forever I'll just do it I'll do it eventually another fucking little ball

will pop up and then I'll be the god you know everything resets eventually that's true might take billions of years but you know I'll ride amongst

the dinosaurs again you will go mad reach enlightenment and then go mad again by the time maybe that's what the first one maybe that's what happened

maybe there's just some immortal guy floating around true I think I'm gonna have to go with you there and take the immortality oh

because if I was immortal and that was just me and Danny I'd choose death right now no that would be picky boys forever I can't

I can't be floating in a black hole with Danny going well actually this isn't that bad shut up Antonio doesn't Antonio really thinks

that's his that's his true wish that's hell that's his true wish that's hell that's Antonio's heaven he's just not telling you all that's my heaven

he's just also this is not our merch but close oh it's not oh shit they just give it a merch plug. By the way, the summer merch is going away soon. That's true. The spooky merch is

coming very soon. It might look something like this, but not this. It's not going to look like this. Oh, yeah. So, go to pickyboys.com if you want to get your last summer merch. I think it's going to be one of our first well, besides, I think the very first pieces of merch, the Danny Race merch was kind of involving what we did, but

I think a Cardiothon merch is coming, too. Oh, yeah? You're giving us too much. I always give too much in the Discord. Patreon.com slash Picket Boys. Any tier gets you in the Discord. I always give away too many secrets on discord and they yell at me all right do you know it's because he made this weird order he went seconds now it goes and then he skipped okay so would you rather push an eight-year-old kid down on some grass in private or have an eight-year-old beat the crap out of

you and have a cell phone and it goes viral oh my god knock that kid out i'll tell you what i'm beating the dog piss out of that eight-year-old i'll push that kid down on on a field of glass all right i mean you know what jt's pondering wait what is it does it go is it on film if i if i what is it if you push down the kid in private you just beat up an eight-year-old but if he beats you up it goes viral are there repercussions well it depends how you do it if you get arrested no so like your goal for the year is to push down and beat up an eight-year-old in private if you get caught for it you get caught push down and beat up i think i just have to push them to the grass yeah but i feel like now you got to beat them up no just okay that's that's

too much i'm changing my answer you're gonna get dude time out if a video of danny goes viral of him getting the dog piss beat out of him by an eight-year-old that would be literally the best thing to ever happen in the history of the planet it would be it's hard to bounce back from that no honestly no no you could you could just say no no yeah let him beat me up i don't want to beat up an eight you could danny could spin it somehow i'm switching it up i don't condone child violence and i would like a viral video is it uh is the eight-year-old to beat me up is it like your average eight-year-old or is it like the lebron james eight-year-old where it's He's like, okay, he's eight inches taller than he should be.

Obviously, it's not a grown man. It's an eight-year-old. I didn't ask if it was a grown man. I'm asking. LeBron James was like 5'10 at eight. JT, this is the dumbest fucking like... Not dumb at all. This is the dumbest side pivot of any Would You Rather.

Obviously, it looks like an eight-year-old. It's not like a man eight-year-old. No one asked that, by the way. He's making up questions. I didn't ask if it was a man. I asked if it's a... Brother, it's an eight-year-old. If it's a bigger than average eight-year-old, totally fair question.

I have no idea how tall an eight-year-old is. It's an eight-year-old. It's not, you get caught on video getting beat up, and you're just like, well, obviously you got beat up. Look at him. It's an eight-year-old. It's an eight-year-old. There's no, you're embarrassed.

If LeBron at eight beat me up, everyone would go like, oh, yeah, well, that makes sense. If it was a group of eight-year-olds, it'd be better, because that'd be less embarrassing. You know, I mean, anybody in a group can beat you up. A group of four-year-olds can't beat you up. Enough of them can. How many four-year-olds do you think would take the beat up, Danny?

This isn't even a question for him. This is for me and you. group of four year olds Jason you too how many four year olds do you think could beat up Danny

I mean seven and imagine an entire preschool classroom Danny you should be able to get rid of a couple four

four year olds dude I think it'll take about 30 of them yeah about 30 about 30 like a classroom 30 for him bro you said

four year olds yeah four year olds yeah 34 year olds could beat up Danny wait you think more or less

way more Oh. It would take way more. Oh, thanks. Like, in reality, like, the joke would be, yeah, seven of them, but way more than 30. No, yeah, probably. It depends if, like. Do they have any weapons?

Scissors, little scissors. Also, can they fight dirty? Like, are they gouging his eyes and stuff? Yeah, for sure, for sure. Oh, then, yeah. Then I think it's not that much above 30. If they're gouging, if they're, like, going for his eyes, his nuts, everything, bro, there's 30 of them?

Oh, my God. Bro. It's going to be like World War Z, you know? They're going to be climbing on top of each other? I think it would be... This took a turn for a bit. Danny, what's your question? Oh, we're just going to stop it right there?

Yeah, let's just... It's been beating children for a while. I guess that's fair. All right. Would you rather always talk slightly too loud or always talk slightly too softly for your current situation? It'd either be Martin or Jason.

Yeah. Slightly too loud or slightly too soft? Slightly too soft. because it's either like be slightly annoying to other people because I have to keep asking them to repeat stuff or it's be like slightly obnoxious. And I'm going to go slightly annoying. What's slightly too loud?

Because I know it's slightly too – I could picture slightly too soft, but slightly too loud, there's a very thin margin of, oh, my God, stop screaming, you know? Yeah. True. It's just a little bit louder than everybody else. So a drunk person talking kind of? Yeah, a drunk person or if it's a quiet situation,

you know it's like somebody who thinks they're whispering but they're actually just talking very lowly I think I'm gonna go speaking too softly I think I'd rather be Jason

but carry a big stick both of your jobs here I think I'd rather what about your job I could do an ASMR thing I'm gonna be like talking into the mic no but it says

slightly too soft for your current situation so no matter what even if you're doing ASMR it's too soft oh that's slightly too loud is not good for this job either

watch this everybody watch this for your situation it changes constantly then in editing in editing and it'll change there this is magic

guys this is magic and in that case talking too loud is also not good for this it's going to hurt people's ears and it's always too loud no matter if you turn it down that's not good either so let's say we can't fix ourselves but what if we talk too loud and they hire their TV

does that make us loud? no it's either slightly too loud or slightly too soft I'm going to go slightly too soft it's because you're weak slightly too loud calling this guy all three of you

picked it Jason does it Danny is always soft so you're picking too loud yeah of course well that makes sense because

God Jesus is so lazy today so lazy with the jokes today what did I do for one million dollars would you

would you rather try to bowl above 200 one week to prep or kick a 35 yard field goal 20 tries and that's

that's not from the 35 yard line that would be I guess what is that about from the 25 yard line what so a 30 you know

you know how the yard oh cause the end zone is at the back oh so you mean literally from goal not from field yes 35 would be crazy

from the field so why not just say 20 yeah I think they refer to it as a 35 no I get what you're saying I get what you're saying

unbelievably the field goal I think I'd get it in three tries really I thought I thought 35 yard would be too far so 20

You'd rather 20 tries at 35-yard field goal than a week to prep to bowl a 200. I have a question. After the week, that game, it's like, oh, I have to do it this game? Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, never mind. Maybe that's too harsh.

If it's you have a week to bowl 200, then I think I can do that. 200 is a breakable ceiling for a slightly good bowler. If you don't do it in the first three days, you got to take off four or five. I think you have to take off day two. That's what I'm saying. Your arm's going to hurt. But then no one has the fucking, like, I don't even know the word, but the forethought to take off day two.

Everyone's going to be too worried to take off day two. I think, actually, the real strategy here is day one, you're throwing softballs. You're going super soft. You're taking lots of rest. You're stretching. And you're not even really trying to break the score day one. You're just practicing.

Because if you go so hard day one, you've got to take off day two now. Bowling is, I feel like it's hard on your forearm and wrist. Good day for the field goal? Good day? We'll say, for the most part, you know, five mile per hour wins. How about I have a week, and I can pick one day during that week. Same kind of parameter. You have on and off, no.

You have on and off five mile per hour wins. It's not going to be a huge factor, but, you know, if you're going to hit it by a razor-thin margin, maybe it would blow out. I got 20 tries. I could hit a 35-yard field goal. It's really not that hard. 20 tries is not nearly enough for me.

I'm going to bowling. I do think I can kick that field goal in a lot more tries, but 20 is too much. Because 10 of them are going to be awful, and then now I only have 10 tries, and now the pressure is going to get to me. Yeah. Now he's thinking properly with that stuff.

If I had 20 practice tries, none of it counted at all. But just to get familiar with even kicking a football, I would pick that. So I'm going to go bowling because we don't have that. We can technically try both. I can bowl 200 with a week, for sure. That fucking... I can bowl high 100,

so it's just a matter of refining the game. It's true. I've seen you bowl like a 160 or 180 or something. I don't remember. You have not seen him bowl a 180. 160. Oh, my God. For sure.

Probably not a 180. I just couldn't remember the number. I was trying to be nice. I'm just saying that because the difference between 150, 160, and 160, 170, it's really big. It's not 10 points. It's really big.

It's hard. Yeah. It's all about strikes after strikes, spares after strikes. That's bowling, baby. Spares after strikes. I'm kicking it. Jason's turn. He only has one.

Jason only came with one. Jason. Would you rather have your friend see your first orgasm or your most recent orgasm? So both are with your mother. Got him. Big dog. God damn it. What if it's the same?

Orgasm. You only had sex once? That sucks for you. No, I feel like a yanking off kind of works. Both are sad. I think it'd be funnier if we sat down and watched the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it'd be sad if you're like, yeah, look at those ass cheeks or something.

Two pump chump over here. Yeah, yeah, look at that. Oh, God, what happened there? The last one, you'd be like, oh. Nothing funny about that. Wait, is it the first time we each had sex, or is it the first time you jerked off? Oh, yeah, why was I thinking? of it oh that's true i was thinking of it as sex as well speaking of that yeah let's just make it

sex because the first orgasm that's probably yeah nobody needs to see nobody that's illegal actually yeah i mean so is the sex thing probably but not for not for everybody not for me that's true that's true that's true um i'm not going first i think you guys are gonna laugh oh i'm not going first you're going most recent i don't want to watch recent jason i don't want to watch you like last week yeah i don't want to watch you last week oh why am i seeing this at least it's funnier with like young weird jason not old weird jason not too young not too young all right yeah seeing it from like last week it feels like oh that's the you i know like yeah it's like at least when you were younger it's kind of funny like it's all funny for all of us to kind of watch

and we're gonna we're gonna watch and go oh this is funny this is your first time you go no that was last week yeah jesus jason you gotta work on your technique buddy why'd you do that okay this is it's my turn by the way oh no no it's not no he made us go cannot know the order the new order It's a zigzag. To be fair, we made a Z kind of. We went like that. All right. Would you rather have a personal robot that can do one task perfectly

or a mediocre robot that can do many tasks poorly? Poorly? Yeah. It'll get the job done, but it's clunky. So as in, hey, robot guy, go get me a beer. And it hands me a seltzer. No, no. First he comes out and he goes, is this beer?

And it's a seltzer. And then you go, no, no, no. Go get it again. And he goes, oh, I found it. Oh, that would be so. And then he drops it. He goes, oh, whoopsie. Oh, well, if he drops it.

So he doesn't do the task. No, it's just shaking up. And he goes, oh, don't open it yet. Honestly, that'd be kind of funny. It would be funny. That'd be funny. But there'd be points where I would really mouth off to this thing. But Antonio would abuse this thing.

Well, first of all. That's for sure. That's for sure. First of all, it'd be very funny if he was doing it. And he's like, you know what? He tries. He tries. Or, you know, worse words come out towards that thing.

Or you can pick one task perfectly. So for the mediocre one, if I told it to clean my room, there'd be a few spots they left stuff. It's still cluttered. Yeah. I might go with the perfect robot and do the perfect cleaning. I wouldn't mind a robot that half does all the things I do and then I just complete the other 50%.

That's not a bad option either. You're kind of still only doing half the work for most things. When these things come out, that's probably what it's going to start out as anyway. For sure. And I'm fine with that. Wait, the other robot is one-time use? No, no. No.

You've set it to one task, and it does it perfectly. What if the task is, oh, go find me $10,000? I was going to say that. That's sure. I guess so. Go rob a bank. Why would you allow that? No, okay.

All right, then I choose the perfect robot. Fine, fine, fine. And I'm going to set it to a million. Well, how about you don't ask me why I would allow that, and start asking him why he asked questions that ruin the entire situation. First of all, can I have a wish for more wishes? Like, how about you fucking get creative, buddy? Three questions go.

He asked me if I was fighting LeBron James at eight years old. I asked if you're fighting fucking, yeah. That's hyperbole. There's big eight-year-olds. There's eight-year-olds that are way too big for their grade. But I ruin things for asking a genuine question. You cannot send him to go find $10,000. What about $9,000?

No, I don't know what currency is. No, it doesn't know currency. Go rob a bank. No crime. It doesn't know what currency is, and it can't do crime. It doesn't need to. Robots can't commit crime. Yes.

It has to be a task that you are actively committing right now in your daily life. Oh, but. No, but that'll happen eventually. I was thinking maybe a driver or a chef or something. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be nice. A chef. Personal Uber.

I'd definitely go chef. I think I would go driver. Yeah. I think I would go driver. Fuck a driver. I feel like, I mean, chef. That would be amazing. Chef, are we saying that,

does he go out and buy the ingredients too? He doesn't understand currency, Danny. You still have to buy it. Get him, Jason. He's right. Even if I still have to buy it, like having a private chef, that'd be amazing.

I'm going chef. I'm going the perfect robot. You're changing my mind. The perfect robot. But he doesn't clean the dishes because he can only cook. Oh. I'm more than okay with that.

That's true. JT doesn't clean dishes. Yeah, no, honestly, I'm... That's not true. I don't know what that is. We already have a dish cleaning robot. The... The washer.

Yeah. It takes two minutes. Even though I don't know how to use that. But either way, that's a topic for another day. I'll teach you. I'll show you when we go upstairs. I'm a hand wash person. Wow, that got me so angry.

Why did that get me so angry? This is why Antonio would strike his robot. Why did that get me so angry? I'm not saying this as hyperbole. Like, it couldn't be more simple. Like, literally, there's no, like, simplification process that could be applied to it. You have to put a pot in, press the button, and close it. That's it.

Well, I've always distrusted the washing, the dishwasher, for some reason. You got oral thrust because you didn't clean your things. I understand this, but that doesn't change the fact that I've always distrusted the dishwasher. I'm like a wash the dishes before I put them in the dishwasher kind of guy. I'm saying, but you trust yourself to clean it? Oh, yeah. You don't do that. Oral thrust, right back into it.

Again, but that was a different – you're bringing in two different stories. Okay. Either way. Jason, what is your answer? Sex robot. Thank you, Jason. Thank you. To be fair, you could have sex with the other robot too.

You don't have to be mediocre. Which, you know, is fine for me. I mean, you turn and you point directly at him. No, no, no. We're just kidding. Weird. I didn't make the joke. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I think we got time for JT's probably. You want another one? Loving your hair, by the way. Thank you. So is everybody else. Would you rather have a mohawk and mutton chops? No. I'm just trying to pick.

I have like six here. I'm just trying to pick one more. Oh, six. Goddamn. Pick the best. Would you rather shave your eyebrows or shave your head bald right now? This feels like a punked situation. You're going to bring out a razor after I answer.

Here it is. I'm going eyebrows. Oh, definitely eyebrows. Eyebrows would come back way quicker than like, I mean, if you tried to grow your hair out to that length, that would take. Yeah. Eyebrows would come back?

How fast? I thought eyebrows don't come back fast. Well, I'm just saying like, so where Danny's hair is right now, the hair wouldn't be back to that length for, I don't know, a year, six months? Danny without eyebrows would be scary. I barely have eyebrows.

I didn't want to say it, because I feel like you'd be insulted. I barely have eyebrows. If I did, I'd probably wear, like, glasses that kind of cover them. Oh, that's true. I mean, you do have eyebrows. Like, it would still look weird. It would look weird.

The difference between, like, barely having eyebrows and no eyebrows is still huge. Yeah, I understand that. But the difference between being bald and being Danny's luscious locks is huge as well. Yeah, Danny with luscious locks over there. All right, how long does it take for eyebrows to grow back? A few days to a couple months. I feel like this isn't, like, a— It's definitely not a few days.

Oh, they go off to six weeks. They're talking about, like, something else. Yeah, the AI overview shit on Google has never been correct one time, I swear to God. Up to six weeks makes sense to me. Yeah. Until you see them back to where they might have been before. Yeah, that makes sense, honestly. Yeah, okay.

Up to six weeks, I think you have to go eyebrows here. I'm going bald. I don't... But one is still like a normal thing to see in day-to-day life. I genuinely don't know this. I don't know. I like the glasses idea, shaving eyebrows and doing glasses. Maybe I'll try bald.

Is it a zero? It's a zero? I'm Joe Rogan. I'm Dana White. Yeah. You know, I don't know why, but I kind of feel I have an inclination that I have a not pretty scalp. I mean, I think that's a fair thing to think because your scalp hasn't seen a morsel of sunlight. Yeah, exactly.

I think it's wrinkly. I think it's very white. Wait, why wrinkly? I don't know. It's just what I feel. I think some people just have wrinkly scalps. I also have dandruff. Exactly.

But maybe if I'm bald, I can work at really getting to the scalp and getting rid of that. Is that a thing? Yeah, you can definitely moisturize better. So maybe I'll go bald and fix up my scalp a little bit. No, I'm going to do the eyebrows. I'll either do some fake eyebrows or... Honestly, if I shave my head bald, I might as well fix my scalp, get rid of the dandruff, moisturize, put some more hair in there.

I might as well just do everything. He's turned it into an opportunity. Yeah, yeah. For growth. Yeah, well, that's what... Hey, how you doing? That's what we... You got to do everything to that.

I can't be bald. You won't be bald forever. I look like a eunuch. So because you're bald, you'll look like your balls were chopped off? Is that what a eunuch is? Yes. Okay.

Just clarifying. He's just saying he'll look like Varys from Games of Thrones. That's what he's saying. Games of Thrones. Games of Thrones. First time on Earth, buddy. Yeah, I'm going bald.

My dad calls it Games of Thrones and it stuck with my head, I guess. Now he's just – now he's blaming his dad. I blame him forever. I'm going bald. I think I will use it as an opportunity too to just get a little tan on my scalp. It probably sunburns really easily. Oh, for sure.

I would love to see Danny's scalp. I picture – you said it's white. I picture it being pink. No, I don't want you to see my scalp. Is that – Jason liked that one. I can't. Danny is a pink. You couldn't be bald.

I can't. I can't do that. No, I couldn't. I can't do that. What do you mean you can't do that? I can't. For everyone's sake. I'm sorry.

I put the bald filter on Antonio once and took a picture, and I agree. You can't be bald, buddy. You got to go eyebrows, right? We're picking for you. You got to figure it out. If you ever go bald, you got to go book a flight to Turkey or something. Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure I'm getting fake hair.

If I just looked over at you and you were like Antonio Thumb, Thumb Antonio, Thumbtonio. Thumbtonio. Thumbtonio. Thumbtonio is way better. I wouldn't be. I can't do this. What is that? First of all, let us take it from here.

We're deciding for you. I'll just wear a hat or something. But you do have really glorious eyebrows. Yeah, I know. And eyelashes. And eyes. I think they would grow back stronger even maybe. Like a phoenix rising from the eyebrow ashes.

Yeah. I don't remember you putting a bald filter on me. Yeah, let me see the picture. We'll toss it to Jason. This will help you decide. We'll toss it to Jason, put it up, and then we'll end one there. Jason, what do you think? Eyebrows.

Eyebrows, yeah. I feel like I just would look terrible bald. I feel like you'd look fine. It's going to happen one day, so I just want to keep this hair while I have it. That's fair, I guess. I feel like you'd look fine bald, honestly. That's true. I need facial hair.

I think you could pull off the bald look. Yeah, I can't pull off. I can't do clean shave and bald. Yeah, that's the thing. I can't pull off bald because I can't grow any goddamn hair on anywhere. Yeah. If I could grow a full beard or something. Why is the bald facial hair such a popular combo?

Because you need hair somewhere. Yeah. You need hair somewhere. You really do. Yeah, I can't find it. I'll find it and send it later maybe. Well, this isn't fair, but. All right, yeah, take a picture.

I'll put it up. All right, everybody, here we go. We'll put it up. This is not a good filter for this. I'm telling you. It's not a particularly good filter. There's totally better filters than this, dude. Let's see.

Let's see. There's better filters than that, dude. There's so many better filters than that. Yeah, we're going to need that. That's the worst filter I think I might have ever seen in my life. Oh, that's good. You're going to need to get this away from me. You're going to need to get this away from me.

Literally, we'll put that up. That is literally the worst filter for it ever. Let me see you ball in that filter. That's a trash filter. Let me see. It has to be the filter. That's not great. That's not great.

It's not a great filter. All right. Thank you very much for watching, everybody. make sure to put your answers to the would you rathers in the comments down below where can they find you JT you

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