Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 17 - Picky Boys Podcast #343

Episode Date: October 6, 2024

Patreon 31 days of October is HAPPENING NOW! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio ask each other would you rather questions! The boys will have to decide between possessions & organs, blackouts & limp legs, gorillas & orcas, compliments & insults, and a game of chicken with 1000 sugar pills that all look the same! Leave your answers in the comments down below! Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

I don't even know why the sponge jumping fear has started. I think something, I don't know, something about the just like facing downwards, it just creeps me out. I don't like it. The guy hates facing downwards. Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or compelled to give a wedgie to anyone in a green shirt? You guys, I think you guys are really just taking blackout drunk and lowering it to drunk.

Blackout drunk is like, you will not be able to work. You ready? Yeah. What are they selling? Chocolate. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome. It's the first podcast of October.

Yes. Is that true? Yes. Yeah. Yes. And we are... Schmores. We are collectively the Schmore.

Yeah, you said it weird. You said Schmore. Schmores. Schmores? I say Schmores. Shmores? Where are you guys getting this H? That was crazy extra.

Shmore. It's s'mores. Where are you guys getting an H from? I don't know. You said shmores. That can't be right. That's what you said. No, I said shmores.

I am chocolate. JT is graham cracker. And Antonio is what happens to your lung after 20 years of smoking. It does look like that commercial for the audio listeners. Yeah, I'm a cooked marshmallow, I think. Dude, you look like a really nicely cooked slice of cheese. Oh, the one that they pour off with the knife there? Yeah, like on a flame grill.

I feel like they could have just, yeah, but they can't just send me a white thing. It would have been way better if it was just white. What a lazy, just white. And then like a dark top, like just a stripe on top to kind of like make it look three-dimensional a little bit. Well, we're a collective schmor, and today is a Would You Rather. A Would You Rather episode. Also, by the way, while we're already in it, it's October. so the 31 days of October is happening right now

in our Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys there's a video every single day for you, every single day there's gonna be one today there's already like six in there yeah and there's gonna be one today at the same time this comes out so get in there, we're almost at a thousand, we're gonna get tattoos that's enough for that

alright, can I start? oh, alright, he wants to jump right in would you rather sell all of your possessions or one of your organs first of all, let's talk about Possessions. Organs. Oh.

It basically has to be the kidney. It could be your gallbladder or appendix. It could be your appendix. It could be your appendix. What the hell do you need your appendix for? It bursts all the time. It's honestly kind of annoying. Now.

Here we go. Define possession. Everything. Everything you own. Like my clothes? YouTube channel. This has to be physical possessions? Yeah.

So your cryptocurrency is good too then. He's the worst. I was going to say. He's just always the worst. Because I'm asking for a definition. I own a lot of things. Just say everything. All assets that you would name like on a tax thing.

So maybe not your YouTube channel. Definitely name that on a tax thing. A company you own. And I wouldn't do my clothes then. So I get to keep all my clothes. This is – fuck you, Bob. Just say everything. Just say everything.

You got to make it everything. All right. Not your YouTube. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He never thinks about his Twitter address. It's not the YouTube channel, but it's your share of the YouTube channel and all your crypto. Pussy.

How about that one? He got you there. Wait. Which one do you have two of? The kidney. We need to know that before we start making decisions. Take the kidney. Take the kidney.

I got two of them. Yeah. I feel like I need everything I can get. What's the... You don't have to look this up. Oh, question. Yep. Does one testicle count as an organ?

I don't think a testicle is an organ. I was just thinking that. What is... Is a testicle an organ? Jason, we need answers here, pal. Jason was like, should I bring down the last one? Is one testicle an organ? Oh, your appendix, if this helps, your appendix is your most useless organ.

The testes are two small organs. Okay. Not mine. Mine are very big. So you're going to get rid of a testicle? Yeah. I get rid of one. That feels like.

They say that the other one picks up the slack. Yeah, but now you got to have. You got to put a fake one in there, right? Yeah, they say for the state of your mental well-being, it's best to put a fake one in. Yeah, you know what? JT's the uniballer. If I could choose testicle, I'll do that

because I don't want them cutting me open with a knife. My appendix would be my next choice, though. They're definitely still going to need a knife. Are your testicles on the outside? Mine are, yeah. Are yours not sucked up in? Squeeze it through the penis. Yeah, you're just going to pop it out.

You're squeezing a bean through a straw. Pop it right out. You never seen my magic trick? Oh, that would be awful. There'd be a lot of screaming. By the way, it's almost November. No, it's not. For everybody who has testicles, make sure to grab them and check them for lumps and bumps and camel hunks.

Yeah, and you know what? Might as well toss in some boobs in there, too. Just because it's at a certain specific time of the month doesn't mean you need to check it. Oh, my God, boobs is October. For all you boob-havers. I thought that was September. No, boob month is October.

Boob month. Breast cancer month. Happy boob month. But, yeah, make sure you check yourself. Before you wreck yourself. Before you metaphorically wreck yourself, for sure. Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to do that. No, you did.

Morbid Dan always comes around. Not morbid. This is proactive Dan. It's pre-morbid Dan. No, no, no, no. It's avoiding morbid Dan. Oh, here we go. Jason doesn't believe Danny.

Yep. And now you've got to leave that in. Early detection saves lives. Anyway, I'm going to do an organ, my organ. I never play it anyway. Oh, shit. Got himself. Bazinga, cut that.

Cut that. We can't let that out. Come on. We can't let that out. Okay. No, I would do my kidney. Yeah? Yeah.

We said balls and appendix. You're going kidney? Yeah. Also, I feel like a kidney, if I'm going to donate, I mean, it's actually just sell an organ. Yeah, why are you going to donate here? I hope it helps somebody else, you know? My appendix isn't going to do anything for anybody else,

and I don't think my testicle would either, really. Your testicle's barely working for you. I don't think it's going to help for somebody else. Well, that's rude. Oh, my God. All right, now that we can't do jokes, only Danny decides when we can do jokes. Jason, I want to hear your would you rather.

Wait, what did you pick? Organ? Organ, organ, organ? Yeah, quiplash organ. I'm going to testy. Would you rather randomly get blackout drunk during your day or randomly lose the ability to use your legs during the day? okay

so at some point on the clock I'll be blackout drunk without me knowing yeah that's so dangerous wait every day

every day there's a chance oh every day there's a chance yes so let's say it's just like on Wednesdays or something every day

yeah the rest of your life can't drive anymore can't drive can't drive anymore for both arguably yeah arguably can't drive for either I didn't

I wasn't making an argument for which one I should be driving for well you can you can set up your car because people in wheelchairs drive right yeah you can set up your car to have like a hand thing there's a hand uh acceleration thing and brake that's how fdr drove that's kind of cool actually i mean not cool but like that is cool though you know what i mean the blackout thing is just so dangerous you ruin relationships ruin

your life ruin no one would believe me they would just think i'm a drunk because i'd be blackout every day does does like my liver get messed up or am i hung over the next day uh that's my only question you're fine you just get the effects okay the thing is michael blackout drunk then yeah because i'm also afraid i feel like the leg thing like one of those times you're going to injure yourself oh absolutely no more than one your legs stop working you're gonna hit your head on something or i don't know if i was walking down the street on the pavement and my legs just literally collapsed under me yeah i'm hitting my head at least five percent of the time which is 20 days that'll happen in a month yeah it's too many you're on an escalator well oh my god i

forgot about stairs you think i'm taking stairs it's all over i'm gonna just be sitting all the time true uh i gotta go legs here though i guess i think i'm going blackout drunk i feel like if my legs randomly give out i could convince my family i have something medically wrong with me if i just get blackout drunk every day at random times there's going to be a lot of interventions that i can't really explain away i think i think it'd be easy to explain because they can send you to rehab and you'll just keep getting drunk that has nothing like how does it keep sneaking it in here we keep we don't understand yeah and then i'm like you just have to and now and now i'm gonna be like confined and i'm still gonna be blackout drunk and in a straight jacket you just

this isn't as hard as you think this you just have to ask somebody to be with you all day and then say look i'm drunk now yeah but who would want to be with a drunk person who's gonna believe like the magic yeah they're gonna think you're faking it first of all if you came to me and you're like i don't know how it happens i just get blackout drunk and i sat there but like had you would you drink like it wouldn't i could watch you the whole time yeah i have to fake blackout drunk as well though it's it's the lesser of these two evils not for us yeah he's making us deal with blackout drunk danny it's the worst thing in the world it's better again it's better than just not no legs danny it's the same thing for you how long does the it last that's a good question very quick

like five minutes or is it like fantastic rest of the day i'd say i'd say rest of the day whoa oh my god so my legs will stop working rest of the day or i'll be you'll be drunk the rest That sucks, because what if it's 11.59 day and a 12.01 day? That would suck ass. Dude, I'm just going legs, and I'm just going to sit in a wheelchair all day in preparation. So effectively, 24-7 no legs. That doesn't feel like the answer. That doesn't feel like the answer.

I'm going blackout. Yeah, I'll just go blackout, whatever. No, I can't go blackout now with that. I have to go leg. He's going to say blackjack. Blackjack, hit me. I have to go legs because if you're drunk the rest of the day, you lose a day. I can't just lose days.

I don't want to do that. So I have to go legs, I think. What are you picking? Blackout drunk. I am right now. Work at a bar or something and that's my life. That's not a solution. That's not a solution to that problem.

Working at a bar doesn't mean it's okay to be blackout drunk. You won't be able to work. No, but it's the most acceptable job. You guys, I think you guys are really just taking blackout drunk and lowering it to drunk. Blackout drunk is like, you will not be able to work. I think eventually your blackout self will get used to... This guy's just taking easy way outs of this. Would you rather?

Okay. Would you rather have to break into a gorilla exhibit and spank the gorilla? Damn. Or break into SeaWorld and surf Shamu? That fucking whale has been through enough. It's a dolphin, you stupid bitch. That whale has been through enough. It's a dolphin.

There's technically a dolphin. We went through this. Yeah, I know, but you can still call it a killer whale, so fuck you. Can I see a picture of a gorilla ass, please? Jason, what gorilla ass? It wasn't a joke. Get on it. Jason, type gorilla ass right now.

What's Iron Man's guy? Jarvis? Jarvis Plump gorilla ass. You could just call him Jason. That's actually not very spankable. Oh, my God, that's fucking spankable as shit. No, no, that one is. but you picked the fucking

Beyonce of gorillas right there you need to relax over here to my run relax dude I'll send this to you later Danny both of these you could easily die first of all for sure what is a spank can I come out

and give it a love pat you know like hey what's up bud like it just hit a home run or something yeah I mean you don't have to injure it I don't think I can injure that thing with my ass you can't go boop like you said like a baseball He just hit a home run. Because even if you slap the ass of a stranger, I don't recommend this.

You could tell the difference between a, like, oh, what the hell, and a, oh, thank you. Like, what did I do? You know what I mean? Yeah, like a pat and a slap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do think that the— It was falling down me. I was thinking, like, baseball, like, sportsmanship slap.

Right, right, right. Like, good job, buddy. Yeah, yeah. I think that if you had to do one, the orca would be more understanding of your mission. And surfing it, you mean just, like, when you grab the fin and kind of ride it? Yeah, yeah, like what the trainers do in SeaWorld as a trick to the crowd. Because I don't think I can stand on top of an orca. I don't think that's what he's saying, but yeah.

You're not saying we stand on it. No, I mean, you can for style points, but you definitely have to be holding on to the fin, and it's swimming, and you're tagging along. I feel like that is infinitesimally more safer, isn't it? On the larger scale. See, I mean, water, you're out of your element. Yeah, but that thing could beat me up.

An orca's not going to really hurt me. Ooh, you seen Blackfish, buddy? It will drag you into, it will drown you. It will drown you today. Why, though? It's trained. Oh, is it a random orca? You said it's SeaWorld.

SeaWorld, SeaWorld. That's fine. Those are the most dangerous ones. You know, an orca in the wild has never killed a human. The only orcas that have killed humans are in SeaWorld. Look this up, Jason. We sure about that? Yes.

This guy's not seen Blackfish. The only orcas that are dangerous are the ones at SeaWorld. I don't condone anyone in Blackfish. Yes, orcas have killed humans. Loser. There's no recorded fatal attacks on humans by orcas in the wild. Second sentence, please. Can we get two sentences read here?

That's AI. That's AI. Scroll down. I don't trust AI. Just scroll down a little bit. Right here. Four have died already this year. Yeah, that's tough.

With captive orcas. Oh, just click people also ask. Click that one. Tilikum was involved in three of those deaths. Wait, that's the one from Blackfish. He's still around? He's still fucking taking names. But only in captivity.

That's a load of horse shit also. So, okay, that's not great. So I do think that the orca, but it's still a smart animal and a social animal. I think it'd be more understanding of your escapade. And, you know, maybe it's just kind of another day with a new trainer for this orca. Like, he doesn't know you.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like, I think I will surf the orca before I just enter a gorilla exhibit. I agree. You concur. Here's where I'm going to flip, though, because I'm going to go at night.

The gorilla's going to be sleeping. I'm going to go get a quick game of slap ass in and dip, bro. You're going to sneaky pad it? Sleeping gorilla. Yeah, but now you're going to wake up a sleeping gorilla with an ass slap in its domain, in its little bed den with its other little gorilla babies. Again, I'm just not comfortable in the water. I've never seen. Jason, baby gorilla.

Baby gorilla, please. Why am I looking this up? You're going to slap a gorilla? Wow. Yeah, you didn't say, what adolescence can I slap a gorilla baby's ass? Did you know that? What are you saying all right for? Like, that's a, like, relax.

I feel like it looks like this for, like, ten days. Yeah. Oh, that is adorable. Then it becomes a massive monkey. That is adorable. Did you know that a silverback is not a type of gorilla? It just means, like, basically the alpha of the group. It's like the...

But it has a silverback. Yeah, exactly. So, when a gorilla gets older and a male gorilla gets really old, it gets gray hairs and it gets like a silver back so it becomes a silver back gorilla. And that means it's the alpha gorilla? Yeah, I mean, it just means the one with gray on its back which is probably the leader.

But silver back's not a type of gorilla. It's just a gorilla. Huh, look at that. Well, I guess I'm still riding the orca. Yeah, I think we're all picking Shamu here. No, he's going gorilla, but at night. I'm going sleeping gorilla, slap ass, bam him out. I might go gorilla.

I might just slap ass and play dead. That's a good shot. but I don't know if they fall for the play dead thing. They might just rip your arms off a dead body. Would I rather drown or be ripped apart? I don't know. Probably drowned. Probably drowned.

Would you rather get a dollar every time you compliment a stranger or a hundred dollars every time you insult a stranger? One is, you know, you have to put in more work with the compliments, but you'd be like an overall better person. Spread joy for money. Bro, if you walk down New York City street,

you'd just be like, oh, hey, nice hat. Oh, hey, nice shoes. and probably rack up $100. But if I'm outside a restaurant in a jam, I just go outside and be like, loser, and just get $100. That's a lot easier. Leave a nice tip for the waiter.

Yeah. Call him an asshole and leave him double. One of those times. You're going to get hit. You're going to get hit. It depends who I pick. If I'm just always mean to little kids, what am I going to be like?

No, no, the guy's lying. Hate to insult you, but your kid's a liar. That's $200 now. Hate to insult your bad parenting. That's $300. Your kid's a little loser. Okay, wait, is this... $400.

Is this how it can be that simple, the insult? Yeah, why not? I thought it had to be like a deep cut, you know? Oh, like? Like, oh my God, I don't know, something bad. I think that they should have to feel insulted. Yeah, exactly. I think if I called this child a loser and the guy a bad parent, I think you'd probably feel a certain way.

Yeah, that would do it. Not like, oh, hey, your hair's parted weird, you know? But I think just saying, like, loser, I don't think that counts. That shouldn't count. Oh, why? That should count. Because would you feel insulted if somebody just went, loser? A little bit, maybe.

Probably a little. A little bit, actually. Probably a little bit. He didn't know me. He just called me a loser. Yeah, it's like, actually, who is this guy? Yeah. Honestly, there's like eight other people here.

Why me? Yeah, now I start questioning. I'm spreading kindness. The obvious answer is insults here. It's so obvious. JT is going to. And you're a fucking idiot for not seeing that. Give me.

Not a stranger. Just an insult for no reason now. Well, I think you're beautiful. Not a stranger. Same thing. That's $1. Listen, again. Is it one per person if I say, hey, you're ugly and you're stupid?

Is that $200? I guess that could be two. Oh, dude, I'm breaking in the bank. That's true. Instead of insulting 10 people, you should just vehemently beat the dog piss out of with words one person. Like, you're stupid, you're ugly, and your mother looks like that. I can only ruin one guy's day and make $800.

Honestly, that's great. Also, you set up a little table. It's like, I'll insult you for free. Bring a friend. Oh, that's genius. I'll insult you for $10. So now you're making $110. You'll have a line.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to pay someone $10 to get insulted. No, no, no, no. I'll insult you, and I will give you $10. It's a commission. And so now I get $90. See, now you're thinking. And it's a huge line.

Now you're thinking. But you could also do, I'll compliment you if you give me $10. Or you can just start working as the dunk tank guy. I feel like you could get, that's not enough. Oh, man, you can throw, you could do a lot of, basically three insults, insult every throw. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. You're flipping.

No. He's going to flip. It's just too much money to say no to. Bad guy Dan's coming out. A lot of, I feel like, no. I'm going to be the hope that this world needs. You're going to be. I'm going to be the change.

This guy's going to be the hope. I'm going to be the hope and the change that this world needs. This chocolate bar. You're going to be working 9 to 5 and still on the poverty line. And what do you get out of it? A couple smiles? It's just, the money's not, it's not enough, man. Danny's going to come home after complimenting 300 people.

is going to be like, oh, God, it's such a good day. He'll be like, oh, shit, I forgot. I'm just going to walk outside, find a stranger, go, dumb dog. Did it. $100. You and your dog.

I'm making the world a better place. One compliment at a time. $1 at a time. Does a compliment really make the world a better place? A little bit. I would say so. I'm sure most people, you put a smile on somebody's face.

That's nice. If 100 people are happier, that would make the world a better place. You know what's funny? A little bit. You might get beat up more than we would. I don't think so. Because you need to talk to more people than we do.

And they'd be like, what the fuck does that mean? I have a nice hat. You have a nice hat. And then you get beat up. We're definitely getting beat up way more. Probably. Probably. I mean, I can pay for insurance, though.

That's the thing. Well, he's going to get beat up once, though. Yeah. It's like, why are you complimenting my girlfriend? My boyfriend. Yeah, exactly. He's going to get beat up once. And that's not worth it.

Compliment the wrong guy one too many times. Yeah, you're going to compliment the wrong person. Well. And shame on them. Again. Again, I am a beacon of peace and hope. He's the hero we deserve. But not the one we wanted.

The hero is that you don't deserve. No one deserves this hero, but it's the one we need. Everybody on this podcast is a bad person, except for me. The fuck? Except for me. What do you think, Jason? Insults. Yeah, I see.

What are these people? Just more money, more insults. All right. Danny, your turn. All right. Would you rather be compelled to high-five everyone you meet or compelled to give a wedgie to anyone in a green shirt?

The fuck is this question? What the hell? This is really easy. So you need to be the high five guy. You're compelled. It's literally like a reaction in you that every person you see, you're like, high five.

You walk into a bar like, yeah, dude. Or every time you see somebody in a green shirt, you're going to go over there and try to give them a wedgie. And by compelled, there's no fighting it. There's no fighting. How about this? There should be like a, you can fight the urge, but it's very hard.

It's like fighting a severe addiction. Like heroin addiction. It's like, oh, I just didn't. Like you start sweating and you get shakes. You see someone in green shirt, you see their underwear through their pants. Oh, God. That would get me. You don't have to give them the wedgie.

You don't have to actually give them the wedgie, but you have to go for it. Okay. What about the high five? You just have to go for the high five? Yeah, yeah. How long do I have to hold it there? You have to try to high-five them in good conscience. I'm fine with being the high-five guy.

Is this this bad? It does not seem nearly as bad as the wedgie thing. But would you, if you really think about it long and hard, would you ever be friends with a high-five guy? Yeah. I mean, we're friends. No. It was only every new person he meets.

It's not like every time I see him, I get a high-five. It's just as everyone you meet. Yeah. I guess meet implies a new person. But everyone you meet, as in, you know, if I'm sitting eating dinner and someone walks through the place, I don't got to high-five them. Like, I didn't meet them.

Yeah, that's not really meeting them. It's not everyone you see. It's everyone you meet. Okay. But with a wedgie, St. Patrick's Day is going to be rough. This is what I'm saying. You can't go out on St. Patrick's Day. You can't go out on St. Patrick's Day.

You can't go out on St. Patrick's Day. No, I agree. It's the high five. But fuck that person, though. You created this person. I know, but it's just like, he's the high five guy. Now we're going to have to give him a high five. Imagine we're creating a little universe where all our would-you-rathers just go to one place.

It's either the best or the worst place in the world. It is the worst place in the world. It's hell. It's hell. Some guy probably has a trillion dollars, and he's running the place, and he's high-fiving a lot of people. The high-five guy definitely does remove all meaning from the high-five. Like, it's not special anymore.

Right. No, but maybe it is special, because then when he high-fives you out of not meeting, like a sports thing, it's like, wow, I got a special one. I got an extra special high-five. Also, new caveat, if someone doesn't high-five you back, you immediately start crying. Okay. you start crying like bawling your eyes out crying like you just found out someone that you love died oh that's hilarious that's real ball out crying yeah yeah

like you throw yourself onto a fire and cry like a whale it was we perfectly understood what you were saying and then morbid dan set himself on fire i'm still a high five guy i'll just cry I'm going high five. Honestly, if I walk in and the first person doesn't high five, I'll cry and go home. I don't care. Yeah, no, it's just a wedgie feels like, you know, it's like close to a sex crime. I'm pretty sure it is a sex crime.

Don't touch my panties. What if, like, I'm not wearing any? That'd be nice. The problem would also be if you went to order at McDonald's or something, you have to start it off with a high five. And the guy would probably, half the time, he'd be like, I'm good, dude. What do you want? And then you start crying. And then you start crying.

like a mcbuffin yeah and i just start crying that sucks did that even the scales a little bit are you still picking the high five i think i'm still picking bro i don't want to i don't want to wedgie someone in green sex crime is crazy yeah yeah i don't want i don't want to pick something different than a wedgie like what i don't know maybe pantsed that's definitely a sex crime too yeah but i feel like that is that's a real sex crime i don't think that a wedgie is actually I mean, we probably shouldn't be saying that word that much. We're not even on Patreon. No, no, YouTube.

Let's go to the next one. Jason, you got another one, or you only come with one? Would you rather flip a coin for $10 million, or for the next 30 minutes, every person you punch in the face, you get $1 million? So I could get guaranteed $3 million right here. Oh, yeah. And then you could go be a menace outside.

Oh, and I think I could really. You could wreck it. I think I could convince a lot of people to let me punch. I don't think you'll be able to convince anyone fast enough. Oh, I'll give you a hundred K. I wouldn't believe you Alright a check if someone said I'll give you $10,000 punch in the face right now. I'd definitely say yes brother I'll need the money first show me the money first not just get punched in the face. Wait does is the money handed out immediately? No, I probably go see your bank good

See I don't have the capital to put so we could just pay someone to run up to Danny at any point say I'll give $10,000 punched in his face. Don't have to show money. Punched in the face. Basically, yeah. How hard do I have to punch him? You don't have to knock him out, but you got to punch him.

Yeah, you got to whack. Okay. I'm just going to flip a coin for $10 million, by the way. I'm just going to flip a coin. That's fair. I like the coin flip. There's not much

I wouldn't take a coin flip for. I think I'll be a menace. Where are you going to go, though? Nursing home. You do need a populated area. Now you're going to start killing people. Wouldn't go there. Wouldn't go there.

That'll be fine. Because we're starting right now, right? So, like, we'd have to go travel to somewhere. You essentially just go into a local eating establishment and just be like, well, now it's time for me to be a mass. I was thinking of a train so that I could punch them all and then just leave the train. Yeah, that happens anyway. Get away with it. And then punch the next one.

You know, the train keeps coming. The train keeps coming? I don't got to move, baby. Yeah, exactly. What's, like, the maximum fine that I could, like, get, though? People can sue me. Probably jail. Yeah.

Probably jail. If there was just a mass puncher on the loose. Yeah, mass hole puncher. You go to jail for multiple assaults. I'm just flipping a coin. Dude, you might go away for like a year or more. Yeah, but you... Oh, yeah, just 13 assaults.

Yeah, so that means you have $13 million for a year in jail. That's not that bad. That's not bad either. But it also could be... Like, if they threw the book at you, it could be like five, ten years in jail. Yeah, they did max sentence. I could dodge a couple books, you know?

With $13 million. You'll have a good lawyer. Like a fucking Johnny Cochran. Exactly. Do four people know that person? Do four people? Maybe three? Isn't he the lawyer who got OJ off?

You started it with isn't he? And I thought that was a Jenner. I thought the lawyer who got O.J. off was Kim K's. I thought that was Kim K's. I thought it was Johnny Cochran. O.J.'s lawyer. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it was Johnny Cochran.

Wait, was anything with Kim K on that? Yeah, it was... Nope. Oh, yeah, Robert Kardashian. Oh, he's the last name. Yeah. Okay, cool. Danny knew the record.

Cochran was the lead attorney. What does that have to... By the way, his name sounds incredibly close to Johnny Cochran. that's the only reason he wanted to bring it up no I just sorry it was the fucking

trial of the century but I guess not for you you fucking asshole you didn't watch this trial was I alive? no I don't think so not in 1595 no you weren't

so shocking I remember being really on the fence about that I'm going punching alright yeah I'm going I'm going coin flip. What would OJ do?

Probably punching. What? I'm going coin flip, I think. Yeah, it's tough. Oh, the coin flip? Oh, I see. The coin flip, you can walk out of there with nothing. It's like, I want to fucking punch 10 people.

Honestly, if we all got that option, we could all walk away with $3 million each right now. True. If we just went, you know what? Just eat it. Yeah. I'm down. I'll get punched for you guys. Yeah, I'm taking the guaranteed $3 million.

Yeah, I think. And then whoever else I can convince. I agree with JP. I'm not leaving the house. I agree with JT I think you have 30 minutes if I went to a bar

full of people and I and I just did a spiel for 10 15 minutes and said

literally we'll line up I'm telling you I'm getting a million dollars for each one of you and I will give you $10,000 each

are you an idiot I wouldn't say that yeah yeah you can't tell them I wouldn't say they're gonna want 50-50 yeah yeah I'll say I'm gonna get

$20,000 each for the punching now you're getting smart and I'll give you $10,000 each I think a lot of people would say yes

without a guarantee you'd probably get let's say there's a hundred people you'd probably get two which is alright oh my god that's better than

are you fucking nuts bro there's no guarantee if I went into a bar right now and said I'll give I'll give a hundred dollars if I can punch you in the face

I think like five people would say yes we could test that I don't think so but not even close ten thousand yeah a hundred dollars

no one's getting punched for a hundred dollars also you still wouldn't be able to show or a thousand dollars still wouldn't be able to show them the money also at that point

once you have it You're like, not paying. Why wouldn't you? Because I'm a good guy. Again, fucking. He chose the compliments. Come on. Can't you see how good of a guy he is?

I'm the only compliment guy here. He's punching people in the face. He's punching people in the face. As a part of a transaction. And you just said you lied to them and only gave them 1%. Also, I'm almost positive. I'm almost positive. If they take money for this transaction, none of them can bring legal action against me.

You could sue anybody for anything. Yeah, but I don't think it'll work. because I'll have Johnny Cochran on my side. Is he alive? That's how he said Cochran. Is he alive? I don't know. This is fucking 40 years ago.

I did see, I saw something. I don't know if it's a would you rather, but I'll interject here. I saw something where it's a little morbid ant, but so there's a thousand pills in front of you and one of them kills you. But for every pill you take, you get $500,000.

So how many pills are you taking? Oh my goodness. So fun. I'll tell you my number. I'm taking $25,000. Oh, my God. That's crazy. How many are you taking?

I'm taking $25,000. I was thinking like $10,000. Yeah. $5 million. Damn. I'm taking like $3,000. I'm taking $25,000. $1,000?

I'm taking $25,000. $1,000? I don't trust my luck like that. I don't trust it. It's a weird little game that this god has set up for you where fucking, you know, he's a little trickster. I don't like it. $999,000.

$999,000. We're also... This doesn't have to be a god. We're talking in a number range where, like, Elon Musk could do this to somebody. Okay, wait a minute. Do I... This is the next Mr. Beast video? Yes.

Do I keep the money even if I die? Like, if I do 10 and then I die, does, like, my family get the money? No, you get nothing. You die, you get nothing. Die is lose. Die is lose. Because in that situation, there's a lot of people. Eat as many as possible.

Eat as many as possible. No, you die, you lose, because we can't have people. We can't have goody two-shoes. JT, this should be your fucking challenge. First of all, you can do 20 at once. Yeah, it's true. But one of them could be a no-good pill. One of them could just kill me.

You can do this at home. You could just, like, a random number generator from 1 to 1,000. Pick a number in your head and just click it as many times as you would. And if your number hits, well, that sucks. But I did it. How many? Okay. I was fine.

But you had nothing on the line, you know? I would still do 25. I think that's my – it's in my head I would do 25. But, you know, like, statistically, right, if 1,000 people try this, Like, there is going to be that one unlucky bastard that takes one and is just dead. To be fair... And it happens.

And that's the way it works. If this guy was offered... If anybody was offered 1,000 pills and each pill gave you money and you died on the first one, you know what? Probably wasn't your game to play. You know?

You know what? I have one that's directed exactly for Danny. I'm going to do that one. Danny. Careful. Would you rather have to walk across the country or go bungee jumping? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Everyone else's answer is obvious, right? It's bunch jumping. Oh, my God. This is so awful. It's clearly bunch jumping. The answer is so much bunchy jumping. But what an incredible experience this would be.

Don't flip it into a good thing. What an incredible. Jason, can you look up how long it would take? You know, Mike Posner did this and got bit by a rattlesnake. Yeah. Really? That guy's also half an idiot. 12 months.

Oh, four to 12 months. We know Danny's not going four months. Let's say eight months. On average, six, it says. So it'll probably take Danny eight months. I mean, if you don't want to be walking 16 hours a day, it'll probably take you eight or 12. 3,500 miles or something. Yeah.

It'll probably take you eight months. Hold on. Let me calculate. How many do you think you're doing in a day? That's what I have to calculate. Well, I'm sure some days will be more than others. Yeah, but on average, I think you're doing 12, 10, 12 in a day. No.

Less or more? Less, I think. I'm pretty sure, like, for the, you know, in ancient armies and stuff, when they would have to trek these distances to go battle, I think they would usually cover, like, ten in a day. We're comparing Danny's. Well, they're also carrying full fucking sacks of weapons. Ten in a day is pretty easy. Okay. Sorry.

I walked five miles, like, yesterday. I'm so sorry. And I could have ease. And that was in the morning. How long did that take you? I could have easily done, like, I don't know, an hour, two hours. All right. So you walk three hours a day.

How long did that take you? It was still taking probably eight months, right? Yeah. And it would honestly be the journey of a lifetime. I think it would be 97% a lot of nothing, a lot of walking. But it's a lot of walking. It's a lot of self-contemplation. You get to –

Can't you just like say, hey, pick a day, kidnap me, tie me up by my feet, and push me off a bridge? Wouldn't that be easier for you to do? Oh, it's only 2,800 miles. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, but that's a straight line probably. Yeah. Is that you're going for Mo?

Yeah. The tip of Florida. Yeah, you can't go in a straight line. That's not how walking would work. No, unless you're trekking through wilderness. Is that what you want to do? I don't think you should do that. I don't think so either.

That's probably just literally airplane straight across. Twitch to 80 days for 10 miles a day. And some days will be more, some will be less. But you can knock it out in less than a year. No, I think... That's about... Same thing. It's 9 to 11 months USA.

Yeah, and you'd have your 15-mile days. You'd have your 5-mile days. But I think you could cover 10 a day. I'm walking across the country. Or we could just put you off a bridge with a little rope. Can I make a slight adjustment? I'm walking across country. I have to.

All right, slight adjustment. Slight adjustment. No music allowed. That really sucks, but that's okay. Really? Instead of just jumping off a bridge with a rope attached to you. Okay, well, now I need to go to where the line is. Okay, you have to go there and back.

That sucks so much. That's probably the line. I think that's more than twice as worse. Even though it's twice the distance, it makes it so much worse. I've been doing it for two years. You can have music for the back half. Okay. Impossible that this is the answer.

Impossible that this is the answer. I don't know. It just seems like. Don't say fun. It seems like something that would change my life, like in a good way. There's no way that just a one-day trip, not even one day. It'd be a few hours to go to a bridge. It might be 30 minutes.

Do you know how awesome it'd be at the end? It'd be so cool. Yeah. In 2030. For the original question, I'm going to choose the country. Walking across the country. Oh, I thought you were like, you can't choose Lichtenstein. I was like, yeah, it has to be America.

No, yeah, I'm in Vatican City. Yeah, Vatican City. Yeah, no. That's what I'm going to do. Let the record show, chat. Danny would rather walk across the country than go bungee jumping one time. So for 50,000 patrons, Danny's going to go bungee jumping. I am not, I'm never going bungee jumping.

I'll go, I would way, way rather go skydiving than bungee jumping. Is there other? I feel like that makes sense. What other extreme stuff would you do? Would you do the slingshot? You've done that before. I have done that, yeah. You've done that?

Yeah. The one where you swing, that thing? No. What are you talking about? Oh, I'm talking about it's like two things go up in a rope, and then you get in a little ball. Yeah, I've done that. I feel like that's not as bad because in that machine,

like maybe a Six Flags or an amusement park, you're in some kind of machine. No, for sure. I'm just trying to gauge where he draws the line. I don't even know why the sponge jumping fear has started. I think something, I don't know, something about the just, like, facing downwards, it just creeps me out. I don't like it. The guy hates facing downwards.

I also like, like, I've done the, on the slingshot, it's not like a. You're facing upwards there. You're facing upwards, yeah. And also, it just feels safer. I don't know why. No, I get it. Because you're in, like, a tiny car, an open-faced car, like an open-faced sandwich. And I also, I'm not even afraid of the bungee breaking.

I've always been afraid for some reason of it just like we didn't measure the distance right and I just like bunge into the ground that's just falling but I do feel like that's the least likely thing to happen either way I think we're getting the we've got the wrap up thing before and we went another 10 minutes

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