Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 18 - Picky Boys Podcast #347

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

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I was the great Dandini. Dude, they count it. They put it through the... Do you know what palming is? They count everything with the machine. Do you know what palming is? I could have an entire vinyl record. You wouldn't even see it.

Maybe you can work at it and figure it out. I don't think you have to suck off a ferret. I need his lifespan. Also, big, huge question. Biggest question I've ever asked. Would you rather scream at full volume whenever you have to speak or full-on sprint every time you want to move?

Ready? Yep. let's do it everybody welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome welcome welcome november november time no shave november no shave don't shave i'm i'm gonna don't shave i'm gonna shave no don't shave his legs don't shave i don't shave my goddamn legs no yes i do i do shave my legs actually um the tattoo i haven't shaved your leg the tattoo that also means if you're a man feel your feel your balls that's what that's what november or feel some other man's balls do whatever you want to do i mean if you're looking for cancer yeah yeah that's what november

is about. No, I know, but I wouldn't trust myself feeling my own balls. You need someone else to feel your balls. You know your balls best. Yeah. No, but you have an inclination. You have biases. A ball bias. You have a ball bias. It's just like, oh, is this my third one? Did I always have that?

You need someone else to check your balls. But speaking of balls, never mind. That was a terrible transition, but we did get tattoos, and the 31 days of October are over. But if you want to see all the videos we did you can still do that

it's not like they go away on patreon.com slash picky boys we're almost at 1100 patrons which means the next goal is gonna happen we gotta try to take down a thousand jello shots

together that doesn't even make sense yeah so that one's gonna be good so if we get to 1100 we gotta do that and then yeah I'm not looking forward

to that it's gonna be something but the tattoo vlog's in there you see everything all of Danny's faces and moans and groans the moans and the groans oh yeah you see all of it

all's included for one low price for one low price. No, it's true. And today's a would-you-rather. Did we say that? No, we didn't say that yet. Today's a would-you-rather.

Today's a would-you-rather. Jason told me that he actually has 20 of them today, so we're only going to do Jason's. I did the top ones from Reddit again. So we're only going to do Jason's. It's going to be a short video. We're only going to do Jason's would-you-rathers. Damn, okay.

I don't get my would-you-rathers from Reddit. Jason said that. You want to say you don't get them from Reddit? No. Who said Reddit? I said Reddit. He gets the top ones from Reddit. No.

That's right Danny did that I have one that I like that I'll interject, but what do you mean interject? The rest of them will be Jason's the joke is he only has one He doesn't I don't think he has any I don't think he has I have three We're doing all three of this guys Let's start off love this Would you rather take five shots every morning or a shot every time someone curses throughout the day? Oh Five shots every morning You can't do

A shot anytime anyone curses I'd have to become a Mormon Yeah true I might do it if it was a shot Every time I cursed I might do that But I can't just Now I'm at a party and I'm not drinking

And someone goes oh yeah you're not drinking Is that what you're doing You think you're not drinking today And they just start flying curses at me And now I gotta take 14 shots Also at some point five shots every morning Just becomes like brushing your teeth.

Yeah. I'm just a little groggy in the morning, you know? I don't think that's true either. I think that's true. I think five shots every morning, either way,

five shots every morning, you'll last longer in life than a shot every time someone else curses. So you gotta take five shots in the morning. Yeah, five shots every morning or like 15 shots a day.

Yeah, that's generous. Oh yeah, more than 15. You gotta mute every COD lobby you've ever been in just taking shots while gaming. Definitely can't play video games. Definitely can't play

multiplayer video games. You just need the ones like a Mario Party where you can just do GIFs. Like, gotcha. Oh, do it again. I think I'm going every time somebody curses. Jason. I'm just going to hang around different people. Jason, here's an idea.

Why don't we test this right now? You take a shot every time we curse just this podcast. That's true. I alone curse a lot. I promise you'd be over five. You'd be over five. Apparently, I say fuck a lot. Two shots for Jason.

All right. I'm doing the morning thing, and I'm going to get a mug that says, don't talk to me before I've had my five shots. I was trying to balance it out, really. Originally, it was 10 shots, but... That is more of a balance. Yeah, that is more of a balance. I thought that was worse.

20 is the real balance, in my opinion. 15 shots in the morning or a shot of time someone curses. 10 shots in the morning, you're just, like, potentially blacking out. Like, nothing in your stomach. Oh, no, I agree. But you could black out in one conversation with one person, with a sailor. One sailor, Jason. You can't go on any boats.

No boats. No boats with a sail. I like that one, though. That got the juices flowing. Definitely a good first one. I like that one as well. All right, Danny, you said you wanted to interject. Oh, I'll do one.

Okay. This one is, would you rather every morning all of your electronics reset, factory reset, so if you, like, go on your phone, you have to download, re-download any app you want or re-sign into anything, same thing with your computer, or every morning everything that you use is wrapped up like a gift and you just have to open it? Everything, though.

Your toothbrush, your toothpaste, they're all in its original packaging wrapped like a little gift. This guy, as soon as Halloween's over, thinking about Christmas. It's true. Skipped over right over Thanksgiving. It's true. So basically, it's a would-you-rather, a life of unwrapping things every single day just to use them or resetting all of your technological devices. Question. Yes.

When I go to sleep, do Santa's elves come in and wrap everything? Yes, they do. And was resetting it once or every day? The tech is every single morning. It resets, factory reset. So both of them are basically every single day this happens. We've got two morning ones. We're morning podcast today.

Yeah, both of them are every single day this happens. The real question is, do you want to download all your... You can still have an external hard drive and keep all your stuff. But do you want to re-download all your programs, re-sign into everything? Did they also take off my clothes and wrap those? No, no, no. Your bed and your... Did they naked me?

Your bed and your phone and your computer are all safe. Dude, so I'll tell you this. I wasn't even sure in the beginning if you meant resetting it once or resetting it every day. And that was enough to make me, like, think about the question. Because I'm like, dude, losing all my files, all my photos, all of everything I have digitally. Bro, resetting once is fine. Dude, that would actually, dude, losing every piece of digital anything you own right now. Again, you can still keep that stuff on an external hard drive.

It's more about the processes of, you know, re-downloading everything. Bro, it's Christmas morning every morning for me. That's it. It's not. It's everything you. So you go to make your air fryer and you're like, oh, fuck. You got to unpack it all. Question.

Is it like, okay, I open it and now it's a brand new air fryer or still my dirty old air fryer? It's still your dirty old air fryer. Oh, in the wrapping? It's whatever the wear and tear on your object is. That's what it is. Just re-wrapped. That sucks.

That's not Christmas. In a box? You re-gift yourself every day. Yeah, in a box. That's not Christmas anymore. That's the aunt that just re-gifts whatever she had in the kitchen. I think I'm going – I can't do the reset every day. I just – I can't.

I'll just – I will get – I will do something. I'll go live in a cabin. I can't do that. So I'll – I just – some days I just won't use that chair, you know? I won't unwrap my dining room table every single day. No, no. That's fair. That's fair.

Quick question, Danny. Does iCloud work anymore? Great question. That's a great question. No, I can't. I'm going to say no. You can use an external hard drive, but you have to consciously do it every night. Yeah.

it can't be automatic yeah I mean it's unbelievably like wrapping things I was also thinking earlier before this question was

would you rather do the reset thing on your phone or on your computer every day on my computer depends on the type of person I think

yeah it depends on the type of person you are that's why I thought it would be too easy I would easily say I would easily say reset my phone yeah that's what I thought

you'd say but I think most people would be the other way I'd pick computer I think I'd do computer reset every day having to sign in I think I'd have to do phone.

That's the problem. I think I would have to do phone. I can't reset into my computer every day. I can't do it. There's just too much on it. Dude, any programs you use every day on your computer, you'd have to, like, re-download. I know you'd have to do the same with the apps.

And it's a little bit of cheating, but you can do more things on the computer, and everything you can do on the phone is on the computer also. So it's got to be phone. I think it would simplify your life a little bit. You know, you're like, I only use these three apps anyway, so that's what I'm going to download every day. So they'll have to re-download Tetris? Yeah.

That's so annoying. And if I need it, I'll just re-download it that day. And if I want to go fucking waste time on Instagram, which I shouldn't be doing anyway, I have to re-download it. It's more work to now fall into the fucking brain rot of social media. All right. Would you rather get $10 million right now or just a random superpower, completely random superpower? Random superpower. Random superpower?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it can be just like, oh, I am really good at collecting rocks or something. And that can, in some way, make me a living. I think every superpower can make you a living in some way. There's definitely some that can't make you a living. You start a fucking rock TikTok page, it's going to blow up because you're going to have the best rocks. Shot for Jason, by the way. Did I say a curse?

Yeah, exactly. This is what I'm saying. Take a shot, Jason. Shot for Jason. Wait, so can the superpower be something bad? Like, can it be like, oh, you're the thing now, and now I'm like this ugly rock? I think so. But it can't hurt you.

You know what I mean? Like, the superpower isn't now you are always invisible. Does that make sense? But you said it can be you're always made of rock. So I'm trying to help, so forget that thing. No, you can't do that. Okay, okay. So it will be, it's just, if it's minutely good where, oh, I can guarantee I could flip a coin ten times.

Not call it, just I could always get ten flips. That's my superpower. Or it could be Superman. It could be like you have three times the stamina of the average person. Yeah. Which is cool, but it just means you can run for a couple hours. It's a good one, though. Or $10 million.

I think a superpower. Like I said, you can always monetize your superpower. And I'd be the only person on Earth with a superpower. So that would be really cool. Well, not if I pick it, because I picked it as well. I'm also picking it. You're picking it? One of three people.

Are you taking $10 million? All right, boys. Well, I have a random superpower generator. Oh, we're getting called on our bluff. We're getting called on our bluff. So who wants to go first? So I gave them the option of $10 million or a random superpower. We all picked superpower.

Is this a lame superpower generator? Dry fire one. See what we get. Dry fire one? All right, dry fire. We're going to waste a good one. Energy absorption. Absorb energy from other beings and objects.

Use it to re-energize the user. That was a good one. So live forever? Maybe. That was a good one. You got to burn the popcorn. Like I could, I could, I could, I was a good one. You got to bring the top guard.

I agree. But so that, that's like, Oh, there's like a ferret here and I could just go suck him up. And then I live, I get the ferrets lifespan. I thought it was electronic. I don't know. It could be, well, no, I get the ferrets lifespan. Maybe you can work at it and figure it out.

I don't think you have to suck off of a ferret, whatever I need is lifespan. That's true. I thought it was like, I'm going to break this TV and then I'm going to have energy. You can do that now. No, that's not true. He grabs a baseball bat. He grabs a baseball bat. All right.

So you ready? Danny, you want to go first? I want to go second. Okay, here we go. Danny, your random power. Oh, God. So instead of $10 million, Danny got the power of augmented. Swiss army arm.

Oh. Produce multiple constructive and deconstructive tools from compartments contained within the user's arm. Oh, fuck yeah. That's awesome. That's pretty good. Over 10 mil? Yeah, dude. You can't buy that for 10 mil.

I can make 10 mil with this. I got tools. You want tools? I got tools. I don't know if you can make it. You got to work for it. Yeah. So?

Swiss Army arm. That's sick. I'm the Swiss Army man. It'd be cool. You know, Danny goes like this. He opens up his arms like a little water bottle or something. Yeah, I can do it. I can have anything.

It's like a tool belt in my arm. I'll tell you what. Burning that top card was a mistake because that one was way better. I don't like the ambiguity of that one. That makes it even stronger. Okay, JT, instead of $10 million, you chose air control, elemental, air form, transform from flesh into pure air. Let's go.

That's basically invisibility, too. I don't even know what that is. It is invisibility. You can't see air. You kind of turn into a ghost wind. I think you can also go into some, but you can kill people. Why do you always go there? You go by their nose, and then they suck you up, and then you untransform.

That sounds like it would be painful for me, too, though. If I'm forming inside someone's lungs. This is why you can't give Danny any powers, because he'd immediately turn into a villain. Your first thing was murder. Well, you have to think about these things. You do have to think about it. Okay, and... What if you get sucked up by accident,

and now you're in somebody's lungs, and you're like, you don't want to kill them. You're like, please, you gotta blow me out. You gotta blow me out. Oh, God, don't close your eyes and listen to this one. Okay, instead of $10 million, I chose super-powered elastic skin, extremely flexible skin,

capable of being stretched 30 times past its normal limit. See, that's kind of shit. That's shit. It's not limbs, it's skin. Pull your skin right now. How far can you get it? An inch? So congrats.

You get 30 inches of stretch now. You're just a real saggy man now. Yeah, you're kind of a saggy bitch now. I think you got the worst straw here. Yeah. Your skin can stretch 30 inches. No, I'll tell you why. No, I'll tell you why.

It's because now I kind of can't get shot by bullets, sort of. Oh. Because, you know, it is flexible. It is flexible. So I could, you know, I could like... But it doesn't say your bones can stretch. No, it doesn't. It's just your skin.

You could do a wingsuit. You could be a glider with your skin, which is disgusting. That's fine. That's fine. Very gross. All right, yeah, I probably should have taken the $10 million. You can glide. What did Jason miss out on?

Oh, yeah, Jason. That's what we need to do. So Jason took $10 million. $10 million. But instead of. And you could have had. And you could have had. My power sucks so much.

And you could have had, oh, poison control, elemental, Poisonous things, oh my god. You can poison things by just looking at them. Jesus Christ. You could have been a secret assassin. I'm not killing it. And you chose a measly $10 million. You could have robbed a bank with that power.

Where are you robbing a bank? Security guard, poisoned. What? Oh, you poisoned them? Security guard, poisoned. Bank teller, poisoned. I'd have to kill so many people. You see how he went to robbing a bank?

This is what I'm saying. Why couldn't you be a bodyguard? A really good, like a $10 million bodyguard. Oh, yeah. The good thing. But you have to see them. I feel like a good bodyguard, even without the poison control, they don't even see them. It's too late.

Well, you could definitely be a very high-ranking assassin, for sure. Oh, I mean, in dubious way. But then everybody will start wearing masks, and it'll be a whole thing. Or, no, you just have to see their face. What? It's not Death Note. You don't have to see their face. This guy watches one anime.

Their face and their name. No, no, no. Okay. So you can just literally see anybody and just go poison. I think if you were standing right there in a green jumpsuit, I feel like I could still poison you. Yeah, I think it's – Poison? Yeah, it's just that.

I think it's more like I'm watching you eat food, and I just go, now that food is poisoned. Like, you died anyway. I can't – So you don't have – but you have to be eating something now. Or can you just say – Brother, you can poison anything. I'm saying to get away with it, I can't just be looking at people and everyone's getting poisoned. I would poison your stupid food.

I don't even think you – I would poison your peanut butter jelly. How would anybody know? That's a good question. I don't know. How did they figure it out in Death Note, Mr. Guy? It's fucking something. Someone can do it.

I don't know. Good one? That was a good one. That was a good one. I like that. You like the interactive? I like the interactive bluff. Hell yeah.

JT? I should have taken $10 million. Would you rather have to fake your death or rob a bank? If you get caught in either, you die. It has to be way easier to rob a bank. Oh, I would agree. It has to be way easier. I could not disagree more.

I was going to say fake my own death. Yeah, absolutely. And get away with it? As in you got to get away with it forever, right? Yeah. Not just in a 24-hour span. It's way easier to rob a bank. It has to be way easier to rob a bank.

Dude, you just have to. Robbing a bank, I feel like in this day and age, is impossible. No, I think it's easier than they make. They portray it's harder so that no one does it. It's a lot easier than you think. There are security cameras on every block. They can trace where you went after. The phone signals in your phone.

I mean, obviously, you could turn that off and not take it with you. But still, everything is so tracked. What's the difference between that And literally trying to pass off that someone died. Dude, I fucking write a suicide note, go let my car roll off a cliff. We've talked about this before. And disappear. Danny used this same way, and you said it was wrong, and he couldn't do it.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did. No, you're mixing this up. I was on the side of that this is very doable. He was saying that you're mixing this up, actually, here. No, he wanted the kayak. Yeah. He wanted the kayak.

Which is fine. The kayak, yes. That was a bad plan. The kayak was a bad plan. I'm saying – Danny was saying that they can tell how fast your car was going when it rolled off and yada, yada. I was like, no, they're not going to do – But you need a body. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Bro, the amount of investigative duty they do into a suicide is not that much. If they don't think it was a murder and they think it was a suicide, they're not going to fucking flip over every couch and look under every cushion. Fine, but brother in Christ, they don't just look at something as crazy as that on someone that doesn't do anything that crazy and go, You know what? This all checks out, this really sloppy note. I think they might look into a little extra – They're going to search the whole ocean? Ocean?

Where is this cliff? My kayak is an ocean. Now it's a kayak. Now it's a kayak. The kayak has no black box. It's a good idea. Now it's a kayak. I agree that both are really hard.

I'm going to pick the bank because it's the only one that can allow me to continue to lead my life. Like, I can just go rob a bank in Boise and then come back and live my life here. Yeah, if you get away with it, your life is unchanged. Exactly. Except for you have money. Exactly. If I get away with mine, I have to live a completely different life forever. Which is kind of cool.

You know what? I'm flipping. He's not hard to flip. No, I just realized, you could go to some third world country and rob a bank there. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Not allowed, it has to be America. I'm telling you, there's a bank that has no cameras somewhere.

and I'll go steal a penny. Isn't there a first bank robbery stat? Can we get a first bank robbery stat? Getting away with it? Yeah, let's get the stats. They get away with it? No, it is true. You can look it up if you want while we're talking,

but bank robbers get caught after the first one because they get greedy, and they want just the rush. And also, as long as you don't have a gun, you'll be all right, even if you get caught. You'll be okay. Wow! 60%? You dumb bitch!

Wait, what does clearance mean? Approximately 50% of bank robberies go unsolved JT, how about you get some data Well first of all I stand by everything I said I stand by everything I said If 50% of bank robberies go unsolved Guess what, the amount of people who fake their death

And get away with it, way higher than 50 I disagree I would think more than 50% of people get caught When they fake their death When they leave a suicide note And go fuck off somewhere Are we talking about 80 years ago when there's no phones, no banks, no records,

no nothing, no nothing, just coupons? Like, yeah, okay. Are we talking about now? I'm going to be honest. I am highly considering just robbing a bank right now. Okay. I have a 50-50 shot of making 50 grand. In Minecraft.

No, in real life. I have a 50-50 shot of making 50 grand right now today. Yeah, but then you're like, first of all, who says you're getting 50 grand? What is the average bank robbery loss? Oh, yes, yes, yes. It's right there. Banks barely hold money. The average bank robbery is only $4,200.

That's what I'm saying because you just wash the tellers. You don't get into the bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get into the vault. But that's still robbing a bank. That counts. I agree. No, it definitely counts, but now I'm not going to do it anymore.

Why would you do it in the first place? I would honestly argue – can I loophole this a little bit? Yes. Can I loophole this a little bit? Yes, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I would honestly argue that I can go to the bank teller, withdraw money, and go, oh, you only gave me 10 fives – or nine fives, and I wanted 10 fives. And then they gave me an extra – if I can convince them to give me one extra bill, that's robbing a bank.

Absolutely, that counts. Absolutely, you will never get away with that. That would never work. Oh, I could get away with that. That would literally never work. You think it's harder than robbing the bank? I think that is harder than robbing it, yes, actually. Convincing the teller to essentially just hand you an extra five.

Bro, you don't know my sleight of hand. I was the great Dandini. You can't even get your hands in there with those stubby fingers, one. Oh, two. I was the great Dandini. Two, they count it. They put it through the... Do you know what palming is?

My cash machine. They count everything with the machine. Do you know what palming is? I could have an entire vinyl record. You wouldn't even see it. What does... I would like to see that. I'm going to have to actually love to see that.

What on earth does him liking vinyl records have to do with robbing a bank? No, it's about palming the money. You wouldn't... Sleight of hand. Is there a word for it? The money. Is it called shortchanging or something?

There's a word for this. It is a sleight of hand technique, and you can pull it off at a gas station because they don't have a money counter, and it's not literally their job. That's probably true. Isn't there a thing that it works at a deli where you hand a 20, you ask for change,

and you're like, oh, no, no, I actually wanted this, and, like, you get more back or something. Yeah, that's just, like, doing, like, that's just making the math wrong in their head. Okay, new one. Forge check. Yeah, fucking catch me if you can, Leonardo DiCaprio. That opportunity's been gone for a long time.

No, no, no, no. I'll tell you what. You know when you could have gotten away with it, when the banks first did direct deposit, and you could double dip checks. The chase glitch that was going around recently. Yeah, but they all got caught, didn't they? You can also definitely forge a check if it's like – see, if it was like from a billionaire who like they're not even going to notice.

They're going to be like, oh, what's this three grand transaction among a thousand other three grand transactions? I agree. Danny, call up Elon Musk on your cell phone. And get his checkbook. No, I don't know. I think you're doing something small change here. You're forging your grandma's check for ten extra dollars. No, that's just stealing from her.

Oh, yeah. I mean, all this is stealing from the drama, actually. Yeah, it's not stealing from the bank. I agree. Your shortchange thing would work, or it would count if it worked, but it would never work. It's easier to slip to tell her a note, go like, give me the cash, or bang, bang. It's easier to do that than try to do that. Anyhow, I'm going to fake my death.

Yeah, we're getting the next on here. Would you rather spend an hour going back in time to observe the dinosaurs, or would you rather spend an hour on another planet or moon? Again, you're safe in both situations. So I have a suit on. Yeah, so you have a suit or you're in a little Jurassic Park ball. Those weren't that safe. Would you rather be on a planet or watch dinosaurs?

Random planet. Do I get to pick the planet? Good question. And does it have to be in the solar system? It also actually – yes, it does have to be in the solar system. But it also actually specifically says you can – we can pick the time period as well. So it doesn't have to be dinosaurs. You can technically go back.

But that was just one that I thought was cool. I'd go see the dinosaurs, see what they really look like. I think that's my answer as well. You go back, no dinosaurs. What the hell? It's like, oh, this is a problem. Yeah. No, I wouldn't say dinosaurs as well.

I want to – I need to see what a dinosaur looks like. And how long do I have, an hour? Just an hour. That's tough. Yeah. It's going to be scary when you go back to the dinosaurs and there's no dinos and it's just a futuristic human civilization way ahead of where we are now. And you go, what happened?

Yeah, and then you'd be like a crazy person. You wouldn't be able to convince anybody. Yeah, well, that's horrific. Thanks for that. Thanks for that. Honestly, I think – That doesn't feel too safe to me. Out of the planets in our solar system,

I legitimately think the best one to go to is not a planet. It's our moon. And I think going to our moon and just looking at the Earth is, like, the best thing. Definitely being able to see the Earth is cool. Yeah, definitely cool. A little Blue Marble situation. Yeah. I think if I only have an hour, I mean, I could go back to the dinosaurs and not see anything.

Like, don't I have to find them? I feel like it was teeming with life. You know what? Scratch that. I'll go back to the dinosaurs, and I'll look at their demise, like when the meteor hit. If I'm safe anyway. If I'm safe anyway, that is me literally looking at the grand scope of everything that no one can ever see.

Oh, I like that answer a lot. Thank you. That's called creativity. And you can go back to any of these things. You can go to a volcano explosion. Yeah, but I get to see a dinosaur, too. I don't feel like going to Mount Vesuvius or Pompeii. Watching Pompeii would probably be sad.

Yeah, it's pretty sad, actually. I'd rather just see these large reptiles or birds perish. Dude, the birds would be so scary. I would still be scared. Birds that can pick you up and fly away with you. Why would you be scared? You're okay. I'm still going to be scared.

To be fair, if someone said, hey, I'm going to bring you back to see the dinosaurs, it's perfectly safe. Trust me. I wouldn't really trust them anyway. No. I'm going to Dinos as well. Well, I'm choosing that option, but I'm going to go 100,000 years ago and see the weird monkey men that were around back then.

Okay. Did they cross over with dinosaurs at all? I don't think so. Or probably during the Plesso period? The Flintstones, maybe. Okay. That's true. They did have a...

What did we pick? What did you pick, Jason? Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are just too cool. They are too cool. Is that just like a guy thing?

Love dinosaurs? It's definitely a little kid thing. Like, if you're a little boy, you like fucking trucks or dinosaurs or trains or fucking... Batman. Batman, yeah. I think you like Batman for different reasons. One of those four things. One of those four things.

Okay. I have a... It's a one you can get money from. Oh, yeah. Woo-hoo. So, would you rather get one cent every time you clap? Or $10 every time you jump? Oh, jeez.

One cent? One cent. $10 every time I jump. I think I disagree. I think I'd rather a penny every time I clap. And that would just be, I'm on the couch watching baseball or something. I'm doing this for, I could get, I think I could average out more money than jumps throughout the day just clapping. No, I 100% agree with that, and I'm still going jumps.

Really? Because, yeah, you're right. You could definitely get 10 times more claps in the day, but now you're working a 12-hour shift. I could jump for an hour and be absolutely exhausted. I probably can't jump any more that day after jumping for an hour straight. But I got my hour shift out of the way, and I'm done for the day. Yeah, but there's something mentally where I could be taking a shit, and I'm like, oh, look, I'm making money. There's something about that where it would make me keep clapping.

Now I'm making money for clapping for people at a baseball game or at a football game or a comedy show. I like that portion of it, but you ever clap for more than 45 seconds? It's like, oh, fucking Jesus. Can we stop clapping, please? I've never clapped for more than 20 seconds. Also, big, huge question. Biggest question I've ever asked. Can I own a trampoline?

No, no, no. It has to be your body. Wait, what are the numbers again? It has to be physical exertion from your body. This is my, would you rather. What are the numbers again? One penny. Every time you clap.

Or $10? $10. Every time you jump. So what, you have to clap 1,000 times for every jump? Oh, man, you got to change that. Yeah, you got to change that. It was $5 every jump, but I didn't think that was enough. I think that's fine.

I think $1 every jump is interesting, because that's still 100 claps for one jump. All right, so would you rather $1 every time you jump or a penny every time you clap? I'm going clap. Now I'm going clap. I was going clap. I was going clap.

If it could be $10, I'm going clap. $10 is jump easy, easy. No, but the jumping thing, it is a lot harder than people think because if you ever jump rope, dude, two, three minutes jump roping, you're exhausted. But you also get like $700 maybe. But like now you need a break, and I'm telling you like – No, I'm agreeing with this.

This workout will only last 45 minutes. I'm agreeing with this. And you're done for the day. Dude, I can clap for one million times more than I could jump throughout every part of my life except sleeping. But that's both anyway. It's a net. Like on a plane, you can't jump.

You could train yourself to clap in the sleep. I agree. I agree with this. Lucid dreaming sort of weird thing going on, I think. I think if I've clapped for a year straight, I would start dreaming about clapping. I'd make money in my sleep now. You don't understand. Wait, okay.

So is it a dollar now or is it $10? Let's just make it $5. That makes it so hard. That's the point. I still just like JT's hour in the morning of jumping. Yeah. And then I just get fucking $700 in a day or $500 in a day. And then I just continue on with my life.

I agree. And then if you're at Starbucks, you're like, oh, give me a second. You just jump twice or something. It's like, oh, your car got declined and you just jump a couple of times. It's like, check again. It's like, why did you just jump? It's like, don't worry about it. Magic trick.

Yeah, but also I could just like, oh, yeah, my car got declined. Great. Yeah, I'm not going to be making money all day. I'll be too exhausted. I'm not going to be making money in my sleep. but I'll work my hour shift in the morning and I'll make a real good amount and then I'm done

I'm exhausted but I'm done go to one fucking calisthenics class you'll be good alright I think we have time for one more JT to end it off I think we have time for two more oh Jason's last one would you rather scream at full volume

whenever you have to speak or full on sprint every time you want to move so you gotta go to the kitchen you're sprinting there. So it's either you want to talk or run like a five-year-old. Pretty much, yeah. Full-on sprint.

It's like, that'd be the fastest meal you ever cooked. Eggs! I think I have to go scream. Can you wear like a muzzle? Wear some kind of device that lowers your volume.

You know that they put the fucking thing on top of the trumpet? The apple? Yeah, they put the thing on the trumpet and it makes it less loud. Just put an apple

in Danny's mouth. Yeah. I also think You can't do that. You can't weasel your way out of it like that. I mean, it would still be a plague on my life that I have to wear this thing all the time. Right, but the point is it's a plague on everyone else's life

and no one wants to hang out with them. This isn't a your life thing. The running is a your life thing. Yes. The loudness is not a your life thing. The running is the more selfless choice. The mask is the selfish choice. Yeah.

But you would lose your voice in the first hour of every day. That's true. But do I have to yell, or do I have to just try to yell? Like, if I lose my voice, can I now not talk? You still have to try to yell? Yeah, you have to attempt at full volume. It's not really going to work. Okay.

But now I'll just be essentially like a raspy voice person. Or you just don't speak and heal your voice for a little bit. But then I'll have to yell again. Well, you're going to have to yell anyway. No, but I don't have to yell if I'm trying to yell, and I can't yell. And that's what I'd sound like forever. So your goal is to permanently break your vocal cords? Yes.

That's fair. It's fair. I think I'm going sprint. Jason, I don't think you are capable of yelling. I'm not sure. I am. He goes, oh, I am. What happens if you have to move a short distance?

Imagine sprinting from your desk to your bed. Yeah, you just got to go full speed. What's wrong with that? I think I'd fall. It's like three feet. We know you'd fall. I'm saying, I'd be careful. That's why your bed's there.

You're laying on it. You can't full sprint into nothingness. Well, it wouldn't be. It's not really full sprint. It's just full speed, right? As fast as you can. Yeah, I can't full sprint from here, but I get up fast and go, you know? If I full sprinted from here.

If I run to the light here or whatever, this wall. It's just a quick getup. It's only three feet away. It doesn't mean I'm running through the wall now. Yeah, it's like. You might feel like you just fall a lot. What happens if you don't reach maximum speed potential? You die.

You explode. Four decibel. No, it's not like, oh, your max speed is 20 miles per hour, so you have to get to that speed everywhere. It's just like. Danny's like, I don't have enough runway. What's the fastest you could get up and touch that wall right now? All right, let's see. You need to do that.

You need to do that every time. All right, Danny, the fastest you could get up and touch that wall. Okay, you're definitely falling, actually. Go with the screaming thing. You're going to fall all the time. That's what I'm saying. I'll tell you what, pretty quick. But if it's not the fastest.

Broke the whole thing. No, I didn't. Shattered it. It's definitely misshapen. But if it's not the, oh, it's just a little. I didn't expect you to, he did fall into it. He did warn us about that. If it's not the fastest or the loudest, something has to happen.

All right, now scream max volume. You've got to test me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not here, not here, not here. I'm going sprint. Not into their ears, these beautiful people's ears. I do agree that sprint will result in a lot of injuries. I think everyone will fall a lot.

You can't just sprint everywhere all the time. Well, you guys always have your dogs out. That's good grip. I would have to stop wearing socks. You can't full sprint in socks. Oh, goodness. You'd die. You'd die in the first week.

It'd be over. I think you just wear shoes all the way, everywhere. Or I wear grippy socks. Those grippies? Oh, okay. Oh, okay. That's a good solution. No, it is a good solution.

All right, Jason, you want to hit us with your last one before we get out of here? No. I don't think so. All right. No, I don't think I will. No, actually, I choose not to. We'll save it for next month, would you rather? JT, tell them where to find you.

Let's get out of here. You can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram, and I always am. You can find me at AntPrisco on Instagram. Can't forget to follow. The Picky Boys on Instagram, the Picky Boys on Twitch, and the Picky Boys on TikTok. Look, I made one. I gave it to you.

I sent it to you in Discord. It doesn't fit with my other ones. What does that mean? It's the same thing. If it's not the same thing, then why did I have to make it in the first place? You said it already existed. It's the same thing. Okay, put it up.

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