Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 2 - Picky Boys Podcast #260

Episode Date: January 22, 2023

On today's episode Antonio, JT, & Danny play Would You Rather and decide between a pause button or a rewind button, a money boomerang or an unaliveing boomerang, and cheese or sweet stuff! Leave your Would You Rather's in the comments down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

I don't even know if three men could fit in the jacuzzi with me though. Oh no, I mean if you're such a great jump roper, I always have a jump rope on me. See, now this is the problem. If you always have a jump rope on you, now you're a loser. This one just says cry in the exam and pass, and the other option is fail the exam. I know a few people who must have gotten this. Rewind is better in every way, but it would be nice to pause and just be like... Oh god. Finally. Oh, you wanna do another one? Oh god.

Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Would you rather like and comment on this video or like and comment on this video and join our Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys. Wow. It's one of the hardest ones. I don't think so. I would just choose the Patreon one. That sounds great.

I would do that too. Yeah, it's an easy choice. We're doing what you're doing. Would you rather today? That's what we're doing. We're doing another. Would you rather we're going to get we're going to get to the hard questions. Hopefully nothing to do with incest.

If they didn't watch the last one Okay, alright, leave it You know what, I hope there's nothing The last one was incest heavy I think it was two ago, but yeah, it was a lot of incest Yeah, it was a lot of scissoring Alright, I have, off the jump These are long for some reason

Have a boomerang that would find And kill any one person of your choosing Anywhere in the world, but you can only use it once Or, a boomerang that Always returns to you with one dollar Oh, fuck yeah Boomerang, $1. I'd be at Central Park throwing that thing.

Where is it getting this dollar? Doesn't matter. That's not my problem, honestly. Yeah, that's true. That's someone else's problem. I have to believe that it's stealing it from somebody. You throw it, it just goes into someone's wallet. It's like, what is this boomerang doing?

Honestly, tell me right now. Do you understand how a boomerang works? I feel like this is a JT thing. Because my answer is magic. No, not... Well... Like, I get a Frisbee, and you can throw a Frisbee to come back to you.

Right, that's wind. I don't know how it works. But a boomerang is like a fucking... I don't know. That shit is weird. You know, boomerangs, like, the... Most boomerangs, at least in history, like, didn't even come back.

It was just, like, a big stick that you would throw, and that's a boomerang. And then, I guess, like, the toy ones are the ones that come back. Wait, so... Like, the ones they would use for hunting and shit would knock. It was just a stick that they would throw,

and it's like, well, that's a boomerang. Well, I mean, if you threw it and it was meant to hit something, how is it coming back? Like, if I threw a boomerang – Oh, it's definitely not coming back. If I threw a boomerang and it hit a tree, I'm not like, wow, this boomerang sucks. It's not coming back, you know? And why are Australians associated with the boomerang? The boomerang.

That's right. No, definitely. It's a kangaroo. And the boomerang. I'm siding with Danny here. I'm lightly siding with Danny. If you think of a boomerang, you're thinking of Australia. Wait, say it again.

Boomerang? It's the boomerang. Why is it getting worse? Oi, Mike. No. No. Jesus. No.

I threw my boomerang and it didn't come back to me. I think I'm going with the boomerang that could kill and find one person. I got the dollar. I'm just keeping it in my pocket for that one day I need it. Boomerangs are not nearly as cool as they would sound. You have to throw it at a very specific angle for it to even come back. Well, I mean, no, no. You could throw it at any angle.

No. It just won't come back to you. It'll come back but fly over there. Yeah, it'll do like an L or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm choosing the one that could kill people. I'm getting a dollar. Yeah, wait.

Who are you killing? I don't know. I'm just saving it. I'm just ready. When something bad goes down, you know? Kill somebody good for the world. Don't kill somebody that you have a petty beef with. I said that I'm going to save it for when I truly,

or the world truly needs it, and then I'm just going to pull it out because someone tripped me down the stairs. That'd be so cool if there was an evil dictator who was like, I'm going to fucking launch a nuke, and you were like, oh yeah? Oh yeah, I got my boomerang. See, that's what I'm saying.

All right. Would you rather bump your head while having shower sex or fall off the bed while having morning sex? Oh, these ones have a little condom on them. What if both have happened? Just kidding. I don't like shower sex. Oh, thank you.

It's overrated. Well, the water is just not a good lubricant. You're not supposed to use the water as the lubricant still. Yeah, I know. I mean, you just... It didn't seem like it. What would you... I don't know.

What was it? Bump your head or fall off the bed? First of all, bumping your head in the shower sounds... I don't care if I'm having sex or not. That sounds dangerous. It's very dangerous. Someone died from that recently. Saget.

Saget. Saggy. He was having shower sex? No, but he bumped his head. That's what I'm saying. Dude, I don't want to bump my head. I'll fall off the bed. Maybe I'll spray no wrist or something.

I hear Danny fall off the bed every morning. I can't be that bad. I don't fall off the bed that often. That often? That's just me getting up. We went from incest to just this. Have sex with the priest. I don't know what priest that is.

The priest. The pope, I guess. I guess the pope. A priest of my choosing. Well, they couldn't write the pope. Have sex with the priest or never be able to have sex again. Priest. No, priest.

Priest, for sure. I mean. Oh, my God. That's an easy one, guys. Yeah. Do you know how much leverage you'd have if you fucked the Pope? So much leverage.

And I caught it on camera. They might kill you, actually. That's what I was going to say. You're so dead. No, no, no. Not if I have my boomerang. True. What, are you going to just kill the Pope?

Oh, yeah. You try to do anything, I got the Pope-erang. Well, first of all, they have to believe that this boomerang works. They're going to find out. JT's plan is to have sex with the Pope and then kill him.

Yeah, you're goddamn right. Literally, I'm going to become... Your goddamn wife. That's exactly what Jesus did, yes. And I'm pretty sure that once you battle the Pope for his Popeness, you become the Pope. Yeah. I do like this Pope. No, I think if you mount the Pope, you become the Pope.

So maybe JT waits for the next Pope? Yeah, you should probably... Pope Francis seems kind of cool. Wait for the next Pope. You see, Pope Benedict, who just recently died. Yeah, he rides a motorcycle. He was a loser. Yeah, Pope Benedict just recently hit the dirt, and I haven't seen JT's boomerang go up.

Did you kill Pope Benedict and fuck him? Okay. which in that order i did one of the things um go three years without sex or only sleep with people that you find repulsing i guess go three years without sex what's repulsing like can i just be like oh god i'm so disgusted by these supermodels ew dude i my whole mindset just changed this victoria's secret yuck you're like victoria's Ugly I don't know

I don't know where I was going with that Alright Yeah you got me Uh Repulsing It's fine Um I'm taking a three year vow of abstinence

Are you? Yeah me too Have eyes The size of baseballs Or have eyes The size of a pea Oh I'd have a pea eyes No you would look so fucking weird

No it doesn't matter Baseball No no no It doesn't matter about how you look Imagine the vulnerability of your baseball-sized eyes. Anything could get in there. Right, but...

Anybody could poke you in the eye very easily. Anywhere close to your face, you go, ah! I mean, I think that the difference between... No, baseball's pretty big. You're always worried about being attacked. I am. Who do you think is out to get you? Hey, listen, I got fucking shooters that are coming for me.

Danny's in these streets. I'm in these streets. I think I would choose baseball because then I would have those anime eyes. I mean, they would look beautiful. They would look so pretty. But also pea-sized eyes would be funny. I think pea-sized eyes would be more off-putting. It would be like, oh, there's something wrong with this guy.

Do you think it affects the vision at all? Yes. Really? What are you saying? If you had bigger eyes, do you think you'd have better vision? I think you would have better vision, but I don't think you'd be able to look anywhere near a light. Because that's so much your sense of... Every time you blinked, it would be like...

Yeah, I could probably fly with my eyelids. There'd be fans. I could cool you down. I'm taking baseball for eyes. No, too dangerous. Too vulnerable. Have a threesome in the shower or a foursome in a jacuzzi. Bro.

Oh, foursome in a jacuzzi. Bro. Easily. Foursome. Why do people... Again, anything in the shower, overrated. A foursome in the jacuzzi? A threesome in the shower, one person is not getting any water.

One person is just cold. He's just very cold. Very cold. Very cold. I don't even know if three men could fit in the jacuzzi with me, though. You just got to buy a big jacuzzi. I feel like a jacuzzi is meant for four people, one in each corner. Well, unless it's a two-person jacuzzi.

What the fuck is a two-person jacuzzi? It just has two corners. Have you heard of the test jacuzzi? What is that? It's a little jacuzzi for your balls. Yeah. What are you getting so excited for? Yeah, I'm salivating over the test jacuzzi.

But it's like a little jacuzzi, and you dip your balls in it. Have you tried it? No, but I've seen it on TikTok. I want it so bad. Although I heard that putting your balls in it is bad. Right, but maybe that's why they made it specifically for that. It's like it helps. What do you mean?

If it's bad to put your balls in the jacuzzi, why would you only put your balls in the jacuzzi? I'm saying maybe they were like, you know how men really want to experience jacuzzis on their balls? So they made one that's okay for you. And I mean, you would need to have, this is the only way you could do it. Imagine trying to dip your balls in a regular jacuzzi without any of your other body. It would be really hard. Yeah, it would need to be like on a stretcher.

You need to have some saggy balls too, and you can't be aroused. Yeah. Your balls don't sag when you're aroused. Really? Come on, you know this. Have you ever felt your balls? Yes. Okay.

Hear strange noises in the middle of the night or see strange shadows on your walls? Oh, strange noises all the way. Are you kidding me? But what are the strange noises? I don't care. But what if the shadow's like, oh, that's a weird shadow of a cat for some reason.

Is there a cat in here? I don't want a cat in my room. It's a shadow, but I'm saying. I don't know. If it was. Like, what's the noise? Like, if it was like. Oh, strange noises.

It's just like. That would be terrifying. That's scary. I'm moving either way. It follows you. No, the shadows are worse. I don't want to fuck with the shadow realm. That's a fair point.

That's a fair point. What would you pick? Noises. The noises I could at least, like, cope. Wear music. Like, you listen to music. Yeah. And I could, like, kind of trick my brain and cope and be like, you know, maybe it was this or this or this.

The shadows, there's no explanation. I mean, really, if your room's dark, there are no shadows. That's true, too. Do you ever think about that? It's pitch black every night. I suppose so, but I don't like sleeping in the pitch black. Really? Is it even really possible to sleep in the pitch black?

Oh, yeah. Maybe not in New York City. Yeah, I don't think. Well, yeah, I know when you have a cabin in the woods and you turn shit off, but that's the noisiest place in the world, you know? Yeah, but you can sleep in pitch black for sure. Oh, have knives for fingers or penises for fingers? Oh.

Do they get hard? They must. Yeah, for sure. That'd be, honestly, you'd be the world's greatest porn star. Just like this? Yeah. Yeah, I'll go penises. But they'd look so gross.

I mean, knives for fingers. You can't do anything. True. I mean, how about you? But, like, if you had penises for fingers, you would have to get them hard, and then you could just really do this, and, like, grab shit. Also, think about it. If you're, like, eating a sandwich with your penis fingers, and you get, like,

mayo on it and you have to go like mayo's a little salty though that's true you could never like lick ketchup off your hand again oh you could

or you could and it's just it's gonna be like just patting yourself you know what I'll go penis I feel like also

if you got an erection in all 10 you pass out right yeah or if you have ED in like one of them it's just always like this

isn't it one in 10 men for some reason I was just about to say you wouldn't be able to hold a baby with penis fingers but you wouldn't be able to hold a baby

with knife fingers at either. You could hold a baby with penis fingers. You could hold a baby with knife fingers. That seems like a crossing of bounds.

Yeah, okay. If I put sheaths on them I could hold a baby with knife fingers. I would just put my gloves. My hand would never not be in a glove.

I want that to be said. I want that to be said with either way. Penis fingers. Penis fingers. They call them penis fingers brisco. Sleep with your

best friend's father or sleep with your father's best friend? I guess my father's best friend. Is your father's best friend your mom? Is there a reason for that? Just because I feel like you know, our friendship would be ruined if I fucked your dad.

But like, my dad still has to love me even if I fuck his friend. You're trapping him in love. I guess I'll sleep with my father's best friend too. Die if you didn't slap a new person on the butt Every 12 hours

Or die if you didn't kill someone Every year I guess I'll slap a new person On the butt But the fact that it has to be a new person Oh man I think you gotta kill somebody There's no way you can keep up with 12 hours Yeah

Two times a day You guys are dying I'm gonna outlive you way more Every like 12 hours I just have to go on a walk throughout the city. First of all, you get arrested and if you're held in jail

for more than 12 hours, no, no. You have to like... You say, officer, come here. No, you need like a list of people that... That wouldn't help you. Yeah, well... You need like a list of like, I guess for a year,

you need a list of like what? 800, 700 people? A year. You guys are dying if you pick this choice. There's no way you're keeping up. There's no way you're keeping up with this. Then be responsible for 50, 60 murders. You don't think you're getting caught?

To be fair, it doesn't say that you will... Like, it could be 200 years. It doesn't say that you'll die. What if I just have to kill somebody every year to be immortal? All right, I'll kill somebody. See, I flipped him. That was an easy flip. JT's dying.

I enjoy slapping a booty. JT's dying, and maybe I'll give him two days. Okay, first of all, I'd get away with at least four of the murders. All right, so you got four years. Oh, yeah. Can I stockpile them? Can I just kill, like, 20 people and not have to worry about it for 20 years? Let's say no.

Because then I can slap a hundred booties. Yeah, because then you could just put an ad on Craigslist. Like, let me just stock up a month. Oh, either way, I'm putting ads on Craigslist. I know. True. Okay. Be the best in the world at climbing trees,

or be best in the world at jumping rope. Either way, you're getting puss. Because the best at anything will get you puss. There are some awesome jump ropers out there. The problem is, do you want jump rope puss, or do you want tree climbing puss? I'd go for, like, some tree hippies. Tree hippies?

Yeah. I don't like unrestricted heights like that. It would be very funny if Danny was the best jump roping person ever. It would be funnier if Danny was the best tree climber. Yeah, but also, what does that mean? Bro, he could... California Redwood. Seconds.

So you could just climb any tree. That's pretty cool, too. I'd rather... I'm doing the double-double dutch. You're doing the double-double dutch? Yeah. I think I'm climbing trees. I feel like that's cool.

Like, hey, watch this. Yeah, I'm climbing trees. You know why? Because there's way more times I could show off my skills than having to find a jump rope. Oh, no. I mean, if you're such a great jump roper, I always have a jump rope on me. See, now this is the problem. If you always have a jump rope on you, now you're a loser.

No, if you're the best jump roper in the world, people say, why do you have that jump rope? I say, watch this. It's way less cool. Not be able to open any closed doors, locked or unlocked. Or not be able to close any open doors. Definitely not be able to close any open doors. I can't repeat it. What?

Not be able to open any closed doors, locked or unlocked. You can't open it. So someone could just trap you in a room with 100 doors, and you can't get out. They just need one door. They just need one door. My point is there are many doors, and you still can't get out. I can't close doors. And or not be able to close any open doors.

What's a bunch of doors now? Either way, doors don't matter. First of all, now, immediately, every door in my house can exist. Not a single one. Oh, yeah. We just have to become a doorless household. Or you get that machine that closes them for you. Or just the curtain, though.

The machine is cheating? Yeah, because I can't close doors, but I can press a button that closes a door. Isn't that what they do in elevators? Wait, what if I can't open doors, you know, because I can't open doors, but can I just kick them down? I mean, no, you have to go through the wall next to it. You can't kick down the door.

Let me in. I don't know which one to pick. I'm going to go just can't open doors. I'm just going to have... That's literally the worst option. I'm going to have my little door opener with me. You can't open a door. I'll be like, go open it.

No, dude, yeah. I go can't close doors. Yeah, for sure. I'm going can't open. I might be a little awkward in the bathroom, but whatever. If you have one of these doors that's like, I don't know, it's weighted or it's being held by something and you accidentally kick it, it closes on you. You might starve to death. Yeah.

You left your phone on the table outside. You go into a room. It closes. What are you doing? Screaming? You are right that it's more likely I die with my option. Oh, yeah. Starvation.

That's true. Well, you know, they didn't say anything about windows. True. Or curtains. You can replace everything with curtains. Okay, now we're back to the doors argument. What constitutes a door? Oh, my God, I'm not doing this.

Oh, yes. I can't open up the books. You can't read any books. I can't open up the books. You can't read any books. You're a fucking bad person. That was a genius argument. Have a tail that can't grab anything or have wings that can't fly.

Oh, a tail. If you have wings that can't fly, you should just jump off a bridge. Because you won't be able to fly. Yeah, you're not coming back up. Because that's just ridiculous. Everybody would say, oh, look at those wings. What are you going to do with them?

They look pretty. That's why flightless birds are really just like the scum of the earth. You're really coming after penguins. You're really coming after penguins. They don't fly. They have flippers. They have flippers.

They don't have wings. I mean, they have like, you know, they have that. All right, peacocks. Yeah. Oh, peacocks. Kill them. Do chickens fly? Turkeys?

They can fly. They can lift. All right. What about ostriches? Ostriches don't fly. True. I would be down to kill every ostrich on the planet myself. Yourself?

Yeah. With your bare hands? Yeah. Okay. I think I'm going wings. They just look pretty. No. I'm going wings.

I'm going wings. Why are you doing a tail? Plus, people have tails. No one has wings. Do people have tails? There are people with butt plugs. Like, actually, like, extended tailbone. No, no.

An extended tailbone or something, right? Pretty much. There are people who were born with a genetic deformity where they have a little tail, and it looks disgusting. That's why I'm going with this. What would your tail even look like? It would have to be a skin tail. Yeah, it's skin.

That's disgusting. Because they're not hairy, so it's just skin. Well, okay, but what do your wings look like? It has to be a skin wing. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Yeah, I could have some skin like demon wings, maybe. Yeah, yeah.

And also, like, I could... I guess... Gross. No, no, my wings would be feathers, but your tail would be a skin. No, I could just dress up my tail, make it nice. Yeah, sure. No, because feathers are a completely important part to a wing, whether you can fly or not.

There's hair on a lot of tails. A lot. I mean, I don't think there's hair on an elephant tail or a giraffe tail. There's tons of animals without hair on their tails. Oh, there's definitely hair on a giraffe tail. No, it's at the end. It's like a pom-pom. Yeah, yeah, pom-pom.

That doesn't count. That counts. Can I have a pom-pom of mine? Sure. Yeah. Okay. I'm taking a tail. So you have a skin tail with a pom-pom?

I can never use a backpack ever again. I have wings. No, I can retract them. You can retract them? No, you can't. No, you can't? What, you think they're just going to be like this the whole time? No, I can like, you know.

Yeah, you can put them in, but you can't wear a backpack. I can wear a backpack. No, you can't. Depends what kind of backpack. No, you can't. I can wear a knapsack. You can wear a fanny pack, maybe. That's fine.

I'm going wings. Never eat cheese again or never drink anything sweet again. i think i'm going cheese oh what was it never never eat cheese again or never drink anything never drink anything yeah never drink i'm gonna go to never drink anything yeah me too yeah i'm saying i want my cheese oh geez oh yeah you said the wrong thing yeah i just meant like i can i cannot not not eat cheese yeah it's a lot of knots heavenly and i can still eat like ice cream or whatever yeah yeah yeah true this one just says cry in the exam and pass and the other option is fail the exam i'll cry in the exam pass yeah i'll cry i knew a few people who must have gotten this

wish because i've people have broken down during exams in front of me yeah i feel like just just take your unprepared self and just leave like what are you doing i know it's like i'm trying to fucking take the sat here there have been times where i've looked at a test in college and i went i can understand why someone would cry right now you know what i mean like i've looked and i'd be like oh if i was someone else i would be crying and then you know just take it on the chin man up a little bit um okay have a rewind button or have a pause button in your life a pause would be great i don't think you could beat a rewind rewind's better than pause in every way right because you could like pause

you could just keep trying stuff again with rewind or like or keep like whatever was so great for you to pause your life you can just go back and do it again and you know maybe do it wrong or something another time but you got a couple tries yeah

sure rewind is better in every way but it would be nice to pause and just be like oh god finally dude I get dude no no I agree just a break yo I agree It's just, can we stop? Can everything stop for just like 10 minutes?

You can't get that from a rewind button. You can't. Everything keeps going. There have been times in my life where I've been like, there have been times in my life where I'm just like, oh my God, I have this to do and this to do and this to do and this to do. And this is the deadline tomorrow

and this is the deadline tomorrow. Like, I wish I could just, I wish I could pause time and then write this essay. And that way, like, it didn't take away, like, any deadline, you'd be fine. That's true. Using it that way is pretty interesting too. Or it's like, I'm talking to some asshole that knows something.

I just pause and read the whole book or the whole dictionary or something. It doesn't matter how long it takes. Also, there is something about being... You can also kind of become like... I guess you can do this to rewind, too. You can kind of become like a mortal in a way and just pause strategically. If you die, you can't rewind. Sure, if you die, you can't rewind.

But you can pause for a long time. Who knows? Do you age during the pause? That's true. Oh, God. If you age during a pause, that would be a little crazy. But I'm saying you can pause and learn a whole instrument and then unpause. True.

It's like if you're ever in an argument, you're like, you don't know how to ride a unicycle. I can pause and go learn it and unpause. Also, if you – that would have been useful for Denny. Also, if you – He still wouldn't have done it. If you need more sleep for today, pause. Pause. Go take a nap.

Now, now, now, now. I hit the pause button, and I do all my things, and I lose it. That would be upsetting. You lose the pause button? I lose the pause button. Now you're in purgatory. Or you can just do whatever you want at all times. It's like, oh, I'm in church?

Pause. I've got to go masturbate. I mean, yeah, you can. You can do that. Play. Rewind, you can be a professional in any sport that you want. If I had Rewind, I can beat any NBA player now. You know what I'm saying?

I don't need any skill. They're just like, how does he hit those shots? It's like, dude, that was my 30,000th try. I was just doing it like that. I started making them like this. It's like, for some reason, the best way is like this. It's just like. I don't know.

I don't know. I'll go rewind. It's rewind time. I'll go rewind. I'm going rewind. But being able to just like, no responsibility would be nice. Have all dogs try to attack you when they see you? This is Danny's fear.

This already happens. This is Danny's fear. This already happens. Or have all birds try to attack you when they see you. Oh, definitely. It has to be dogs. But birds aren't real. True.

But imagine the fucking bird drones flying down at you. There's a fucking Alfred Hitchcock movie about that. Well, I mean, there's also a Stephen King movie about the dogs ones, too. But I'm saying I think I have to pick dogs because I could probably always see where a dog is. Sometimes you can't see. I was attacked by a bat in my yard. I couldn't see shit. It was just attacking me.

So I can't imagine 10 birds coming. Also, like, you might get a pack, maybe might get a pack of dogs, but I feel like birds come in, like, swarms. Well, you ever see... Like, yeah, flocks of hundreds. You know, like, the thousands of pigeons that swirl around some Brooklyn building? That is my nightmare. That's my nightmare.

Yeah, but I could also, you know, if I had a... Also, all birds? There's, like, a fucking hawk that lives over here. Hawks are scary. You ever see a hawk attack something? There's a hawk in this park. Yeah, I know. Or it's an eagle.

Maybe an eagle. Bro, there's videos of hawks picking up babies. Oh, no. And then, like, you know, they drop them. Thank God. Even though they can't pick up us, those talons, I can't fuck with these birds. No way. Fuck that.

But then. If I had, like, a gun, I could kill a bunch of dogs. But it's hard to shoot all these birds. Sure. Look 90 starting right now, but live until you're 90? or look 21 starting right now but only live for another 10 years? 90, I guess.

21. Yeah, you live fast, die young. Yeah. Look 90. Okay, what does look mean? Does that mean my body is 90? That would be unfortunate, dude. Do you think you could do all this if you're 90?

No, no, no. It just says look 90. It doesn't say be 90. I think you just like... It would also be funny if you look 90, but you can also do a handstand and shit. That would be fun. I'm like deadlifting at 90. Yeah, yeah, just 90.

Oh, that's a good point. You'd be the 90-year-old something on Instagram or whatever. 90-year-old stud or whatever. I may have to reconsider. Yeah, maybe I'll go 90. I'll go on 90. I wonder how I look 90. I can still bang.

Bro, you know what I was thinking about? The fact that if we did go to the moon, how crazy that is. What do you mean, if? I just if. I don't know. I'll throw it. i'll throw an if just so i don't look like a big dummy because you never know but i'm saying like how actually i was just thinking about like how actually crazy that is also the fact that we did

it in like what the 60s or something we also didn't just go there we put a fucking car like a space vehicle on the moon and drove around a man we put a chuck a car at it no no a manned vehicle like we put a vehicle on there and then and then men got in the vehicle and drove it around the moon. Jesus. It's fucking awesome. Allegedly, for sure. But I'm saying, like,

if it actually happened, that's crazy to me. Like, touching it? I wonder what the... So far. I know that China is launching a person on the moon. I wonder what the, like,

the legal, like, rights are to the moon. Yeah, isn't that awesome? Is it like, we put the flag in it, now it's ours? No, they've established it. I'm pretty sure they said...

There's sections? No, no, they just said it's like the ocean, like, it's nobody's. It's like international waters. And I think they also, we all signed a trade deal that no one's allowed to have a military base on the moon. Well, then no one would be able to get there.

Well, no, you can get there. You can just make a civilian city. No, I'm saying, my point is I'm glad that's in place because if they just set up guns on the moon, then no one could get there. But also we can starve them out. Also, I talked about this before, but it is crazy, real quick, that the same side of the moon is always facing us.

It rotates perfectly around The same side as always looking at it Yeah, a lot of flat earthers have some good things to say about that What's on the dark side? Aliens Or just nothing It's just a sheet, who knows True

Would you go to the moon? No Really? No Why? There's just too many things That could go wrong? Yeah, there's just too many things

It's like, I've seen enough explosions There's actually people stuck in the space station right now You see, like, just what does that mean? Most places on Earth I haven't been to You think I'm going to the moon? Right. I haven't been to the west side of the country. By far, the best part of the moon is looking at the earth.

The moon itself is a piece of garbage. It's like a fucking gray desert. You don't want to be there. I do also, I really want to feel what zero gravity is like, but I'm also certain that after an hour, I'd be sick of it. I'd be like, oh, give me gravity again. Dear God. would you ever go on one of those planes

yeah I would try it that's a tough one for me you'd rather get on a rocket and go to the moon than a plane that goes like this that's not what I'm saying but have you ever seen how the planes go

that is a rapid descent and very scary than a rocket at least a rocket is just like once you get past the atmosphere of the earth you don't have to like there's no chance of it falling

okay rocket scientist it's true okay mister I build rockets and send them to space you know this for a fact you have no idea yes I do

you have no idea that it can't fall back in something wrong so it doesn't fall back it's true captain space how do you think the international space station

stays here do you think it's always burning I don't know how it stays up there that's the question don't doubt thinking about the moon

I was just saying that a rocket once you get out of the earth's atmosphere it can't like fall back anymore. Like, now you're in zero gravity. Like, it can't fall.

Well, I think the reason the ISS doesn't fall back is because it's going so fast. It's using the Earth's centripetal force or whatever. True. You know that the International Space Station is moving incredibly fast all the time. 90 miles a second. Yeah. No.

Wait. 5 miles a second. Either way, 5 miles a second. I'll tell you right now. 90 miles a second. But if they hit a piece, like a little rock, it's like a bullet goes through it. Yeah, also, that's another thing.

Isn't one little rock could just go zhing through the whole thing? Yeah, five miles a second. Through a person? That's the issue. That's part of what happened with the people that are stuck up there right now. Something, a little rock?

It's an American and two Russian. Stuck up there right now? That's what I said. There's an American and two Russian cosmonauts who a piece of debris hit their, like, you know, return capsule. And so it's like spraying coolant into the solar

system, and they're like, we don't trust it to get back. So now they're sending another pod to attach and then bring them back. That was so many big words. They might be, by the time this is released, they might be back. My point is, how do you get, like,

oh yeah, we're stuck on the space station. Like, I don't even want that sentence to come in my brain. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Space is weird, and I don't know if we went to the moon. I don't think, supposedly no one's had sex in space. That's bullshit. We'll see.

Yeah, I don't buy it. That's bullshit. I don't buy it. Are they allowed to have sex in space? Definitely not, right? Probably not. That probably means they're really big. Well, there's a lot of concerns about what that would do for a baby.

That's a good point. Wear a condom. Yeah, just be on birth control. It's astronauts. They can seal up the outer space. They can't seal up a wiener. I'm sure they'll be all right. I mean, someone's definitely jerked off on the ISS.

How do you not jerk off? I mean, people are still people. But there's no, like, this is the thing. Like, have you ever seen, like, how they operate? There's no, like, I don't know where you would put your splooge. That's the concern? Yeah. What if it's just, like, floating around?

It would just float around. Yeah, it just, like, hits somebody. It's like, what is that? Oh. Oh. It's like coming into a pool, but it's the air. You see that video of the lady trying to wash her hair in space? It looked so upsetting.

I would be scared that there's just water. I can't breathe. I can't get out of it. I've seen them trying to brush their teeth, too. They put water, and they're like. JT, would you rather tell them where to find you or leave? I'll tell them where to find me. You can find me on Instagram, JTHolden97.

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