Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 22 (FRIED CHICKEN TOOTHPASTE?!) - Picky Boys Podcast #372

Episode Date: April 27, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 600+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today, Antonio, Danny, and JT answer different "would you rather" questions and decide between mint chicken and fried chicken toothpaste, tattoos of the last thing you ate or drank, Mars and the ocean, and whether to keep asking for someone's name or having to put your nose on them! As always, put your answers to the "Would You Rathers' in the comments! Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Get your Subathon Merch before it's gone!! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

you want to bring us in uh welcome back to the bicky boys podcast it's time for everybody's favorite podcast of the month the would you rather the would you rather pod danny screamed right into my ear but i love the energy honestly would you rather podcast it's where we get the best would you rathers uh from reddit and we ask them to each other and surmise about which we'd rather do so uh i say we just get right into it right into it is there a would you rather subreddit that you guys use yes i know jason uses it i only started using it impossible impossible sometimes i'll scroll down because i don't want to get the same ones as that as them and then i'll see last month's would you rather is like oh there that's where it's from yeah all right who wants

to go first i'll go first is this from reddit this one's not from reddit oh this is some of the depths of my brain from the twisted mind of danny moyardi yes uh let me hold on i wrote them down okay the question is would you rather all of your chicken for the rest of your life taste like toothpaste or your toothpaste to taste like chicken all chicken that tastes like mint to taste like toothpaste i think this is an easy one toothpaste chicken toothpaste right i don't want to just ruin chicken i mean so now i could prepare that like okay for this amount of my day in the bathroom, I'll have to taste chicken. But every time I go to a restaurant,

I don't want to brush my teeth. Does that make sense? Yeah, chicken's off the menu, I think. Oh, if you have chicken toothpaste? Yeah. Is it all chicken? No, no, no. If your chicken tastes like toothpaste... Wait, no, wait. It is toothpaste? It tastes like it. It tastes like toothpaste.

I'm not ordering anything crazy. You can't order any chicken. I'm not going to Popeye's anymore. So if I got a bacon chicken pizza, I got toothpaste bacon pizza. yes that sucks but is it even possible to make chicken toothpaste taste refreshing i'm not worried about that at all i'm worried about that why honestly i don't give it i don't brush my teeth there it is right there i don't brush my teeth for the sake of my dentist i could give a

show my dentist thinks about my teeth it's i brush my teeth because i like the fresh feeling afterwards okay that's fair also i you could brush your teeth a thousand times the dentist going to call you a loser not you i'm just saying everybody yeah i told you when i was a kid i used to not brush my teeth and then dentists would be like i could see you've been brushing and i was like i could see you should you're a liar you're actually a liar why didn't you brush your teeth oh the freshness you didn't get enough freshness no to prove it to that person to prove it to dentists but now i now i do it for freshness okay okay um i got chicken toothpaste this is why is it like a deodorant or lotion bottle this is kfc chicken toothpaste fried

chicken toothpaste it was released in april fool's joke um i don't it's by high smile the same one that we we had the red velvet toothpaste uh i don't know probably like 10 podcasts ago right this is highly sought after it's going for 90 bucks a pop on ebay but 90 i'm willing to crack it open just for you boys so you're saying that we have to try this chicken toothpaste yes sometimes sometimes on the piggy boys as you as you know the would you rathers come to life i gotta go get my toothbrush or you want to do a finger method a finger method i've got your toothbrushes but you got his dude you get there you go that's shaytees this is disgusting you went into my oh at least he wrapped mine up yours is just raw i'm using a travel toothbrush not my actual one

Well, that would have been nice to get for all of us instead of stealing our toothbrush. Here you go. That's a little water. Oh, wow. He remembered the water this time. Now I know this is a little water. Can I get an extra cup? There you go.

That's a little extra cup. Now, did you help him? Because there's no way he would remember the water. Here we go. Cracking the seal. What's your... Do you water paste water brush? Yes.

Or do you paste water brush or paste brush water? What do you do? Just paste brush, then spit and like, you know... No water on the toothbrush? No. Psychopath. Psychotic. I wash it before I use it.

Okay, that's what I just asked. I was confused. I thought you were talking about the, I know people like to put the toothpaste on and like water it down. I thought that's what you're referring to. No, I gave you three options. I think you took the first option.

I thought it was dry. I do water, toothpaste, water. Brush. Brush. Right, okay. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought he was asking about. Yeah, that was the second option.

That was option two. No, no, no, I clean it every time. I clean it after and before every use. Okay. Is it going to be brown? Can you do it up here so the camera can maybe get this? Yeah, yeah. So you think it's going to be more chicken flavor or more of like –

You got to pump it a little bit first. Or more of like the 11 herbs and spices flavor. Okay, not brown. It looks like toothpaste. Oh, semeny. Oh, wow. It smells like fried chicken. No, it does not.

It does. Here, look. Put it on. Put it on. It's very semeny. Or am I wrong by that? I feel like a lot of toothpaste is. No, this is a little extra.

Don't you think? Yeah, put it. I don't know if that's going to work. Oh, my God. It does not taste like fried chicken. It tastes like ass. What's happening? It smells like ass.

It smells like fried chicken skin. No, it does not, Danny. It smells bad. You know what it smells like? It smells like when a person is sick and they cough. Wow, it does have a mintiness to it. No, it does not. Yes, it does.

You don't think it smells like fried chicken skin? That smells like fried chicken? Or does it smell like the inside of patient zero's mouth? If you gave this to me and said, what does it smell like? One of my guesses would be fried chicken. It's not, they didn't quite perfectly replicate it, but it definitely smells like fried chicken. Do you ever have just chicken skin? That's what it smells like.

Man, no, it doesn't. Okay. Who's going to go first? All right, I'll go first. Would you rather, King? You're going first? See, he's going. See, he went wet.

Toothpaste, wet. Wetness. Hmm. Oh. Oh, what was that? You stick your tongue out. Why did you, like... No, Dad.

Oh, no. Oh, no. It's bad? Why did you, like, tongue the... Oh. No. Your tooth brushing method is... Now you get that nice, refreshing taste.

Is it refreshing? All right, let me go while he's... It's going to stick around, I think. Here we go. It's awful. You're so trying to do it. Oh, my God. He's just spitting there.

Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. It's really not good. You guys are just complaining. It's not good. Oh, it's not good at all. Ew. It's like chicken.

No, it does not taste like chicken. Really? i don't even like watching you do it there is zero mintiness to that by the way no no mintiness no mintiness oh no mintiness ew do you know how you put that toothbrush into your mouth instinctively no no you like you ever see the picture of kim kardashian eating the salad no can you pull up the picture of kim kardashian eating the salad what do i what do i do i can't recreate it i don't think i possibly can a little paper towel action no yeah it's kind of like that they don't have it she was really she was really just

really just deep throat in a salad one time well it's because i'm trying to get it back to the molar first so maybe i don't know what chicken tastes like but it's not that i'll tell you this it's not a very fresh mouth meal feeling at all no no i don't think they cared at all no i don't I was like, there was no passion in that toothpaste. I think it tastes like KFC, honestly. I like KFC. I do think it tastes like chicken skin. It does not taste like that.

It tastes like the fried part of the chicken. It tastes like the oil from the fryer. So it tastes like frying. It's bad. It's really bad. I feel like I need to brush my teeth normally now. Yeah, me too. You don't have the fresh mouth feeling.

Yeah, this says apply toothpaste to toothbrush and brush for two minutes. Suck my ass. Brush this. Yeah, there was no freshness. Like, even on the red velvet one, there was a freshness afterwards. Oh, God, it's bad. Do not swallow. And do not use in the eye area.

What the hell is wrong with this? Who's brushing their eyes? You see, it's formulated in Australia, made in Thailand. I don't trust them to do Kentucky Fried Chicken good. Is that fair? It should be formulated in Kentucky. It should be. Also, there's something.

I see UK on here as well. I don't know what's going on. This is from about 1,000 different places. His Smile, another flavor I didn't enjoy, honestly. I thought, wasn't the Red Velvet pretty good? I don't know if it is good. It was 1,000 times better than that. I could have told you that without trying either.

I mean, some April Fool's jokes just should be that and should not exist. And now, what the fuck am I going to do with this? Well, you've got to use it. I'm not using this. First of all, it doesn't smell good either. I can't imagine my breath doesn't smell like I just ate a bag of Five Guys fries. Although there is a... There is nothing there.

There is a little bit of a freshness, a coolness. I don't taste it. Are you not getting the coolness? No, I can taste the chicken, though. I think it just made him want to have a chicken burrito bowl. Yeah, a little bit. Well, that's... This one's not good.

Okay, my turn. Do you have any fucking... Do you have gags in your bag there, or what are we doing? I don't want to keep doing this. I got gags not in my bag. I don't know if this counts So let's not count What we just put in our mouth

Would you rather get a tattoo Of the last food you ate Or the last drink you drank Something playful I love to hear it in the comments Someone's like I just had I just ate Legos

So I'm going to do Legos The last thing I ate was probably last night It was a chopped cheese So I'd get a chopped cheese tattoo Oh, okay. Very New York of you. The last thing I drank was water in the morning. What brand?

That's lame. Yeah. From the tap. So you just get like a tap on your ass or something? I don't know. I mean, I guess a glass of water would be hard to tattoo, too. That might be right. I think the last thing I had was a bacon egg and cheese, so that's nice.

I might do that if it was cartoony or cliparty. Yeah, me too. What would I drink? But I think I had a Starbucks coffee. Okay. I don't want to get a logo on me. Mine are both logos. Okay, what do you got?

Mine would be either Ghost, Energy Drink, or Hot Fries. I feel like the Ghost... The last thing you... Well, you had them together, I'm assuming. Yeah. Right, okay. I had some Hot Fries and Ghost. Oh, honestly, the Hot Fry guy could be kind of fire tattoo.

Yeah. Well, isn't he like a comic book character outside of the Hot Fry thing? I have no idea, but it makes sense. He does look like very distinctive. I'd get Andy Cap on my ass. I'd get like a... A what? Andy Cap.

Andy Cap's Hot Fries. Oh, is that what... Oh, I don't know what Hot Fries. the branding looks like it looks like a like a sherlock holmes type yeah i don't know why that's kind of cool because you should set him on fire maybe i think he's just like some old on the tattoo you gotta make it cool he's just getting an old guy on his on his body he's like an old guy that like complains about his wife and eats hot fries or something no why did you say or something i'm confused is this a character or not can you look at the origin of handicap i think

he's like from like you know like the newspaper comic strips i think he's like from that it's his name a play on handicap yeah why do you keep saying handicap no i'm saying andy handicap that's why i was confused when he said oh i'm gonna get a tattoo of handicap it's like what are you gonna put the the parking thing on your so just look up origin of handicap that would be no jason thank you for gosh gosh gosh gosh andy caps what is that up that's not an old man no i think he's pretty old oh i see he doesn't have eyes yeah the cat the hat is like covering from here the ear look like the eye if that makes sense so it's created by goodmark foods which license the name and likeness of the comic strip character andy kapp so yeah it's uh i would i would get i would

get away from this i wouldn't put this on your body but maybe just a hot fry instead why not this no i'd put this guy on this sucks this kind of i thought i literally thought it was a fish when i first saw it a fish wearing a hat you might be alone on that one tell me not the the ear kind It doesn't look like an eye to you. You know what I mean? From this distance. Oh, that's pretty cool. See, now I thought the blue was a mustache.

Oh, God. This thing's all over the place. I think you need the eyes checked. What, brother? No, but now I see it's an open mouth. This is all over the place. This design kind of trashed. You need to check your eyes, brother.

The blue being a mustache is insane. You said the blue's a mustache. No, look, look, look, look. Listen, listen, listen. I thought it was a fish. No one's going to agree with you here. If I really squint, the ear does look like an eye. Thank you, Jason.

All right, pop this up. You're one for three. an eye right do we see that yeah you can't you can you just back up your vision this guy can't see this guy can't see animals and clouds i don't know how he's gonna yeah okay okay you see that it's an eye okay now i know that the mouth is an open mouth but back back up your vision even further okay do you see how like the blue kind of makes a mustache under the nose sort of do we see it see so rather rather than an open mouth he thought he had a blue mustache that matches the background also yeah the background i saw last i'll be honest i just don't you know what get

this tattoo actually bring bring them in if this is what you choose we have a tattoo artist this is all real would you rathers i hope you're happy you're gonna get the starbucks mermaid on yours maybe a mermaid maybe type in uh i think she's a mermaid i don't know she has a mermaid but two-tailed mermaid it's confusing yeah i thought she was like a goddess i think that's a goddess mermaid here's something cartoon chopped cheese how about a chopped cheese tattoo honestly i would not be i would not be totally opposed to getting a chopped cheese that i don't want to 1300 patrons i don't want to see like cartoon well this is terrible no these are bad just do chopped cheese clip art oh that was a good oh a grilled cheese would be cute chopped cheese clip

art now we gotta see these are on like normal sandwich bread no one's then you might be like Oh, the one, like, down there is kind of the best one. Okay. This one? They got the foil in the back, too. It looks a little garbage-y. It looks a little garbage. Oh, it's just kind of cute, though, honestly.

I wouldn't get this. No, it sucks, though. Wait, what'd you drink? Just tap water. Just get, like, a teardrop on your face at that point or something. You know? That's water enough. Yeah, that's true.

I would do that, I think. No, I'm doing this. I'm doing that Chopped Cheese tattoo. You know what? Very New York of you. Good on you. I'm a fan of the chopped cheese tattoo idea I just, I don't like this one

I'm gonna be honest I think you can't get both pieces of bread You just need the left one Don't make it look better I think you gotta have it It looks too bad Yeah, but you gotta show that it's, you know Also, I do like the addition of the foil here

The foil, I think, is the worst part Yeah, the foil is not helping No, I think the bread's bad Like, the wrinkles on the bread There's too many wrinkles You didn't need that many wrinkles to show that it's bread I think the bread's fine I think that tinfoil sucks, or whatever that is

All right, what about a cartoon of a bacon, egg, and cheese? There's definitely a bunch of those. This is going to look so good. It's going to look really good. Honestly, just type in bacon, egg, and cheese tattoo. You might get these. Oh, it's going to look – I would absolutely get this. I think you just take this and then replace the insides, and then that's your – there's your tattoo.

That one looks – Okay, I like that. That one's fine. That one's good. This one's disgustingly drippy. Really? That one's good. I like that one.

You know what? I might do that, like a tattoo of bacon and eggs and cheese separate. You know what I mean? I like the egg riding the bacon as a sled. I like that too. I think this is a much better option than the chopped cheese in every way. Yes, yes, yes. In every way.

You'd be more creative. Yeah, we could be more creative with it. Jason, what was the last thing you ate and drank? I had a Jamaican beef patty. Not doing that. You don't want the Jamaican flag on you? And then a Captain Morgan Coke. Okay.

That's not bad. It is. It's two in the afternoon. I feel like a highly cartoonized Jamaican beef patty could be kind of funny. See, we can't all just be the face. Yeah. Like that. Like that.

Like the face. And he speaks. Oh, like. He speaks with a Jamaican accent. What the fuck was it called? Like cinnamon apple? Like Apple Jacks? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like Apple Jacks? We're getting dicey. It's your tattoo. You're getting dicey. I'm getting Captain Morgan. He's getting Captain Morgan. Yeah, that makes sense. Dude, that guy from Apple Jacks was funky as hell.

He was funky. All right. And then they whitewashed him. Did they? Can you believe that? Look up new Applejack's guy. I thought they did the opposite. I think we talked about this.

Oh, we did? All right, forget it. All right, we can move on. I think we all picked our tattoos anyway. All right. I'm going to go ahead. We got through two tattoos. It's been 20 minutes.

We're having a lot of fun today. I mean, two tattoos. What does Scooby do? So, would you rather spend a year on Mars alone or a year at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in a submarine? Oh, my God. well okay you gotta you gotta extrapolate here ask questions mars i have oh you said mars is it like a martian type situation so i have like a ship that i can go back to yeah you have you

have a little um you know you have a little airlocked like little home basically probably the size of the submarine sort of yeah they'd be the same exact size see i would do it if it was the moon can i do the moon cannot do the moon i think it wouldn't be cooler i think mars is cooler first of all i think mars is cooler and actually in some ways less dangerous i think you're wrong i think you're wrong there but i do think it's way cooler because for i mean you're gonna see more in mars you're gonna see terrifying things in the black void of i don't think you're gonna i don't think you're gonna see anything i mean you turn your flashlights on rises on mars could be cool sunsets on mars can be cool i was talking about under the bottom oh you said you

see scary things i don't think you're seeing well they have like a light on the ships usually yeah but I wouldn't turn that on because I don't want to see it. Then it would just be black. Then you wouldn't see it. No, the submarine lights will be on. Can I have an arcade machine in the submarine?

What the hell is this? What? I'm asking the genie. You can have one on both. Can I have a switch? You cannot have a switch. You can have an arcade machine. You can't have a switch.

Does this change anything? You can have both of them on both. Anything you have on one will be on the other. I'm alone. I think one thing you have to remember is like let's say if you have internet

on both like how long does it take for a signal to get to Mars probably like minutes like you can't if you wanted to have

a phone call on Mars I don't think it would take minutes for the signal to go back and forth yeah but I could play Pac-Man

it has to be like a text conversation yeah and it would be really like sending a letter almost how did Matt Damon

entertain himself besides probably wanking it I think he pooped and then grew potatoes out of his poop no I know that I know he did that

botanist I also wouldn't like the sounds of the deep sea, I don't think. Just like creeks and the pressure of your submarine. There is a difference between you're laying in bed and you hear a pipe in the wall creek, but if you're laying in a submarine at the bottom of the Mariana and you hear, like, that's all, that's it. I would hope an alien came down and enjoyed some company with me, though,

if I was on Mars. Is that possible? I don't know. I didn't bring them. and I'll like what Danny said before I mean whichever one you think is more dangerous

your safety is definitely not guaranteed here it's not like oh you spend a year in a safe if something goes wrong safety is not guaranteed no

I don't know how to fix either one if there's an air hole I can't put a bandaid on Mars if there's a hole in the submarine I'm pretty sure

it's already over yeah if there's a hole in the submarine that just collapses I think it's instant death yeah I guess I'll go Mars

shout out to the the titan that's the titan yeah there it is I guess I'll go Mars Mars would definitely you'd definitely be

a more notable person in history if you're the first person to go, and even if you just died there. I think you'd be notable on either, but I think way more notable on Mars. That means I also have to get home, right? Yeah. I'm not just going to teleport from Mars. It's going to be two years to get home.

Yeah, you'll have to do a little rocket ship home. Nah, I'm doing the Mariana trip. I can't. You just extended my trip by seven years, ten years, a hundred years, whatever it takes. I'm just going to float up and pop. I'm choosing Mars. I want to be the first Martian. I'll do Mars.

I'm going on submarine. I'll be on the submarine. All right, so me and Jason are on the submarine, and you two on Mars. I think me and Jason last a little longer than you two. What do you mean? I mean, what do you mean last longer? He said it's dangerous. He said, I don't know.

Yeah, but dangerous if you're trying to leave. Yeah, but I can also see Danny going like crazy trying to open the hatch. And you have to stop him. Oh, we're not together. Oh, no, no. I'm saying now we are. No. Why don't you submarine then?

No, no, you can't come with us. It's me and Jason. I think me and Jason in a submarine could last longer than you two on Mars. What does that mean? Oh, wait. One of you gets a million dollars? Dude, we're outlasting you. You're going to have to beat the piss out of him to not leave.

What do you mean? First of all, you can leave, at least in the Martian, you could. You just have like a, it's an airlock, right? And then he has a ship. Yeah, we can leave ours. We can leave. But you said it's the same thing as ours. You can't leave.

No, you're not. No, I meant the same size. So you got the whole planet? We have the whole planet. What the hell? That's new. You can go out and play football in fucking, I'd probably throw further than Tom Brady on Mars gravity.

I thought you couldn't leave your submarine thing. No, you can't. No, you can't. I mean, you can. You're trying. No, no, it's because he chose Mars. You get a little mini thing that you can leave in. What the hell?

We need something. You said it's the same. Like a mini submarine that's attached to it that you can go in and go fucking explore. Honestly, thank you. Which you're not going to use anyway. Thank you. I'll take it. I'm not using it.

Thank you. I'll take it, though. But yeah, we have spacesuits. We can leave. Me and Jason are lasting so much longer. So much longer. I think we would outlast you. Without all the comforts and pleasures of modern life.

You have to make it back home. You've got to go on that whole trip. You've got to get there. Me and Jason just got to fucking anchor up and torpedo out of it. Honestly, I don't think it would be possible. I didn't watch The Martian, actually. What? Oh, my gosh.

You've got to watch it. I don't know how they get them home, but I'm pretty sure they'd have to send another ship out and then launch you off of Mars onto a ship. You did watch the movie. That's exactly what happened. Also, I mean, that's just how— I'm just kidding. That's how Danny would solve the problem.

Yeah, that's how Danny would do it. I mean, that's how you get onto the moon and off of the moon, so that's what I figured is how you do it. Yeah, so you guys have to try to get up into that rocket and shoot into space and latch onto another rocket. You guys aren't getting out of there. And if not, then that's honestly... Dude, it's all autopilot. Yeah.

They got computers that do all that for you. We just got to sit back and enjoy the ride. That's an easy million dollars right there for me and Jason. And me and Jason got an arcade machine. Crazy. So do we. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you this much.

I'd rather perish amongst the stars in space than in the deep depths of the ocean. I agree with this as well. See, he's already saying, like, you guys aren't coming back. He's already saying you guys aren't coming back. I'm just weighing both things. Me and Jason are making it back. This sounds way worse.

You're 50% coming. You both have to come back, by the way, to get the money. Not true. You both have to come back to get the money. Not true. Obviously, you both have to come back because if he extracts. No, no, no. You don't have to come back.

No, because if Danny taps out first, you're both out. One of you can't make it. You both got to make it back. Well, no. If Danny taps out first, we're both out. yeah now if something were to happen to danny true and his body were lost amongst the red sand then i'm i'm i'm still hey what were they gonna send a spaceship back to get his body no but they have video cameras obviously you gotta record obviously i'll do it off the camera i mean

obviously it would happen off the cameras obviously the cameras weren't recording right when danny perished right right also it's not like we have we're in charge of getting ourselves back yes we're definitely not because if you're in charge then i think you guys are gonna get the bends and die anyway no we'll be fine we'll be fine i'm sure as a you just you know we'll be fine yeah just go i don't know if you hit the bends you get the bends when you're in a pressurized cabin by the way no you do not no you don't it's pressurized i mean the people from even people from space have to go into like a no yeah you do yeah you still you go up halfway you're still there but that that's actually i'm pretty sure all like literally you hit a button you just go

up i don't think the spaceships you hit a button you latch onto another i think you just have to it slowly yeah we'll be fine you guys aren't coming back alive together what who's to say that the mission will just go off it'll be without a hitch we'll get right back down and now we'll be the first martians i just i just think that like month three you're gonna one he's gonna be tapping one of you and then the other one's gonna have to we're gonna make history i feel like your thing a month at the mariana trench that's gonna be a mr b's video in two years it probably will be yeah it probably will be i feel like it wouldn't tap on either i feel like i'd be pretty honestly mr beast in the future if you could set this up we'll just do it

we'll just do it we'll just do it there you go send it to him that was good that was good sure i think we should rapid fire these these uh these last ones here all right i'll rapid fire this one's easy this one's oh it's easy it's easy go yeah yeah would you rather live without underpants or socks oh so easy but hard easy but very hard in my opinion because i love underwear and i want i want my underwear but also i i can't you ever wear a sneaker without a sock it feels awful dude i feel like people do all the time you see the athletes that wear no socks with their cleats while they're playing football i know i have not seen that tyreek hill does it too i don't understand i gotta go no underwear here i probably also have to go no underwear because i don't know

if i'm wearing jeans anymore i think that's what you have to do if you live in if you live in miami no socks i was where son i was where flip-flops all the time and you know sunny shoes are better you like those holy shoes yeah exactly but i live in we live in new york i mean i'm not putting i'm not putting my spare foot into it into a tim i know during the winter and What else am I going to go in the pool with? I need my socks. Exactly. So.

I will miss underwear. I will miss. I'm only in underwear right now. They don't know. The beautiful grip. Okay. I mean, relax. I'm keeping underwear.

That's crazy. You're wearing Crocs all the time? I'm surprised you're keeping socks because I honestly, I don't think I've ever seen you wear socks. I'm not even kidding. That's ridiculous. Are you wearing socks right now? It's whatever ridiculous statement. No.

Whatever ridiculous statement. I don't think I've ever seen him wear socks. JT, I've walked to the deli with you in the winter, and you were not wearing socks and Crocs. I've never worn sneakers without socks, you psycho. You just wear Crocs. Yes, I mostly wear Crocs. JT and I were on the airport. This is actually psychotic.

JT was wearing Crocs, and he had to take them off, put them through the bin, so he was just raw talking. No socks. That's what I'm saying. I don't think I've ever seen him wear socks. Okay, that's ridiculous. Okay, I'll change my tune. You need to change it. I haven't seen him wear socks for at least 97% of the time I've known him.

I've definitely known that he's always been wearing underwear. So how do you not— You don't know that, buddy. I mean, I guess that's true. That's a surprising answer to me as well. Yeah. I can't name the last time I've seen you in socks. If I do know socks, I just can't live anywhere with snow on the ground.

That's true. I'm pretty sure Jason's story was like minus 30 degrees. No, it was cold, but there wasn't, like, snow. It wasn't like my feet were getting—I was getting frostbite as we go to the galley. It was definitely cold, though. He's right. Still psychotic. All right.

I'll just do one of my quick ones, easy one. Would you rather go to Vegas and spend a night gambling with Michael Jordan or Dana White? Both famous for their— Both famous gamblers. Gambling. Definitely Dana White because I don't think he's going to like what I have to— I don't think Michael Jordan's going to like what I have to say. About LeBron?

About LeBron. I'm going to choose Dana White as well Because I think he's a better table gambler And Michael Jordan's probably a better sports gambler I don't think Michael Jordan was good at either By the way Dana White is good That's what I'm saying

I think Dana White would be better to go with Also probably just a better experience I think I'm going to go Michael Jordan Because I feel like I would mush Dana White And then he'd get mad at me Oh, you're doing that for Dana White Yeah, I feel like he'd get mad at me I would mush him somehow

I feel like sometimes I'm a gambling mush. Oh, wow. Look at that. I mean, Jason, who are you picking? Michael Jordan. Really? Yeah. Why?

I'm not a fan of Dana White. All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. I guess I'd rather have a conversation with Michael Jordan, so this is the way to do that. That's part of it. That's definitely the way to do it, unless he's losing. Although his eyes are so yellow now, it makes me nervous.

Are they yellow? They're a bit yellow. A little jaundiced. A little confusingly, y'all. Yeah. I have, would you rather have to touch someone with your nose at the beginning of every conversation or need to have them reintroduce their name every time you talk to them? I think it's really easy to touch somebody with their nose.

You just become a hug person. What are you talking about? You just become a hug person. Okay. Bro, every conversation, bring it in. He's right. I mean, you wouldn't even notice. So every conversation means like a waiter?

Yes. You can't do that to every person you talk to. I'm going to have to drop my fork. Whoops. Hey, can I just come here for a second? Oh, hey, thank you. I really enjoyed the meal. Thanks.

And put her back. Wait, wait, wait. Do you have to nose touch? Touch noses? Yeah, bro. Oh, that's not what you said. You said touch someone with your nose. Yeah, you said touch somebody with your nose.

Oh, no, touch noses. Oh, okay. That's totally different. Touch noses. Sorry. That's why I said, you're going for a hug, touch the side of your head. Got it, got it. I thought you were saying going for a hug and just start the conversation.

I was like, how are you hugging people? Oh, my God. Then the other option. Absolutely. What's the other option again? It doesn't matter. I'm not touching noses with every person. I'm not Eskimo kissing.

Actually, I don't think I can say that. You can't say that? What's the other option? Oh, it was to have them reintroduce their name every single time. Oh. Like, unironically. Yeah. Like, sorry, what were you saying?

Oh, man, you're a big asshole if you do that every time. That sucks. Like, every time you talk to them. Like, imagine Jason if I had to talk to him. Like, Jason, sorry, what's your name again? well right right right but i'm like sorry sorry what's your name again it's like dude can you have met like no one would talk to you how do you get a friends on either way no one would talk to you i think with a nose touch you could with the nose touch i didn't get away with a friend or two

yeah at least my family would be like yeah jt's weird but yeah jt's weird but like this is how we talk yeah be like oh oh you want to have a conversation oh nose touch you know just start like that i think i'll do the names and i can just say i don't think i'm terrible with names No, you won't get away with it. I knew that's like Daniel's going to be like, oh, the easiest excuse will definitely get me out of it. There's no way that will work. It works one time.

That will not work. Does it, though? That will not work. If you just say, like, listen, man, I'm like, I'm really bad with names. I can't, like, I just cannot remember these names. I'm going to have to, every time I meet someone, I'm going to say, I'm going to ask you your name a hundred times. It would have to be like a medical condition at that point.

That's fair. Honestly, at that point, it sort of is. But what medical condition is – you can remember literal words you're saying, but you just can't remember a single name. Selective amnesia. I'm just going to call it that. I'm going to call it namious selective amnesia. Give it like a weird Latin name. Namious selective amnesia.

People believe it. But I do think if we changed it to you just have to touch somebody with your nose before you can talk to them, I'll do that. That is tough still though. It's definitely tough. Are you going to get like waiters? No, that's going to be – it's going to be tough. I actually like the fork grab Yeah

The what? You drop your fork And the waiter's next to it So now Now it looks like You're sniffing their ass Now it's just sexual harassment Every time you got a order

That's primed To get like Accused of something That's what I'm saying Yeah like I think You cannot That is not a good move

You're doing it on a plane The flight attendant comes by Asks you like What you want And you sniff her ass Well I mean There's just some people Where I just go

No talk for you No talking for you No talking for you Yes but most people i feel like the hug trick would work phenomenally i think i could make it work with the nose thing now i'm thinking about it yeah we've edited the nose thing but yeah no nothing was severely nerfed well the other one was too much you said you could get away with it no the the nose that's too much right right right right right i don't like that the plan is just to

start sniffing waiters asses to get them to either way it's not gonna work you're you're going to jail yeah it's not a good strat i'm only gonna do that to like my waitress or something like i'm it's not a good strat i don't know danny you can't go around sniffing people's butts man you don't have to i think you could do a pretty like low key there is no there's no way on earth you'd be able to get away with that yeah i think i could i'll give you a hundred dollars i'll tell you this All right, so if a magician can get really good at, like, taking someone's watch and they don't even notice, after enough practice, I feel like you could somehow mentalist do it to where someone doesn't even know. You would have to do it.

First of all, I don't know why the first thing is get to their ass and gunge level. All you have to do is, like, move your water over a little bit in a corner, let them reach over, bink. Like, that's what I would do. What if they're far away? Just have someone else order for you. Touch them first And then be like Can you order for me

I can make it work What if I'm just gonna edit it A little bit What if Not only you have to Touch them with the nose But when you do it

You have to go You have to sniff That would make it Very A lot harder A lot harder How are you gonna Do that one

That would make it A lot harder I feel like the best way To do it is to come at them From where you can't see Where they can't see you It's getting worse Every time you're

Every sentence out of your mouth It's getting worse Like maybe say like oh my god have you i can't talk to them yet no you can't talk to them yet i was gonna say i'm great at like spine alignments and then i'd like turn them around every time you meet someone you're gonna go i'm hey i'm great at spine alignments come here now i can't even talk to them maybe i can give them my card and it says and then you get up spin them around well for bend them over i have to do the spine alignment and then and then i'll put my

hands on their shoulders and go danny it's getting so bad why is that bad it's getting why is that bad okay i can't speak to them i'm gonna get up turn them around bend them over grab put my hands on their shoulders and sniff when have you had a spine alignment where someone bends you over what have you had someone give you a business card that says i'm good at spine alignments and you let them do one yeah if someone handed me i didn't know you if someone if a random person on the street handed me a car that said i'm great at spine alignments Trust me. I'd be like, all right, I guess so.

You'd be so easy to murder. I've never said I wasn't. All right. You know what? We got to get out of here. JT. Oh, JT. I have one more.

I have one more. You can't save it until next week? I don't think I can. Mom? All right, hurry up. Okay. This is for you guys, really. Oh.

Would you rather never be able to speak to men or women ever again? Woman. Next question. That was too easy. It's too easy of a joke. Just kidding, gals. Just kidding. It's a tricky one when you think about the implications.

What the fuck does that mean? Well, you can't do your job if you choose men. Yes. You can't have a family. You can't talk to your mother slash girlfriend or wife. I don't want to talk to my mom. I don't care if I talk to my dad. i'd probably do i have to talk to oh my god i don't know it's a hard question because i feel

like i get away with like this is my job to talk to like i mean we're we're on the border here i don't know what does that mean not just you buddy i'm talking about everyone in the room relax it's not all about you so i don't know um i think i could more you can more easily communicate with a guy with like a so maybe you do choose woman because i can like when danny when danny's here true like my dad yeah but after a while i'll be like you know jt hasn't spoken in like four months you notice that yeah yeah i mean i guess i would i would pick woman just so i can speak to my mom but then you know i think i'm gonna 40 years i'm gonna be fucked um jesus how did morbid dad dad hey dad how did morbid dance sneak in there 40 years i know but like 40 years i know but like

why do you have to because i'm trying thinking about i'm thinking about the pros and cons in the law the short term and long term this is this is how you should live life and make decisions i think i'm gonna pick women i agree with jt's thing i mean we'll do something else or we'll just be the pick girls now like talk to women yeah oh you're being talked to women yeah like not talk to men i meant his head nods not the first joke uh yeah i'll go i'll go i can't i can't talk to men and i think they'll also they'll be more okay with me not talking and also i kind of like like when people don't talk to me so that's 50 of it and girls and girls the men and girls already don't talk to me so now so now it's like i get a hundred percent so i'll take that

actually jason you're on no men yes no men no men no man so far we're all on the same side well now i want to pick no women i'm surprised danny picked no i mean i i will pick no women oh yeah oh yeah why are you surprised about danny chase i don't know it will be very upsetting but i think i have to pick no women and then i'll just like i don't know write letters or something to my mom oh that's cheating definitely can't do that no communication can't do that can't do that if he can nod i mean you can nod okay well then i can nod and asl perhaps no no sign language so you're not gonna learn asl also a nod is what's up that is speech a nod is a thousand things so it's not fair to narrow down the speech i i well i guess i'll have to take men then that's fine i

agree i'm i mean i think you you guys are gonna have a serious life change yes we will that's for sure because i think if we were to break down the amount of the percentage wise of who you talk to it'd probably be like 95 men i don't know about 95 that's a little high maybe you're 95 men i don't know man danny's 100 every day all the words you said if you took all the words you spoke last year how many what percentage of of them do you think were two men probably not 95 say like 70 yeah 70s probably I think mine's a lot higher I think yours is a lot higher

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