Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 23 - Picky Boys Podcast #377

Episode Date: June 1, 2025

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welcome back to the bicky boys it's time for the favorites absolute favorite segment every month every month would you rather would you rather jason's here jason's finally here how you feeling there you go it is early in the morning we just found out that danny's grumpy before 12 p.m i love i'm i love the morning honestly i really do i feel like i'm more on it snappy yeah very snappy He's very snappy. So your performance declines over the day. Oh, for sure. Well, no, it kind of, it's like an, it's an arc.

It goes down. Did you say art? Arc. Gotcha. Under, but a reverse arc. So it like starts high, gets bad during the middle of the day, and then at 9 p.m. Boom, right back up. I believe that's a cavern?

Valley? A valley. Bell curve? No, that's reverse bell curve. Reverse bell curve. Or inverse bell curve. Yes, inverse bell curve. like you said

would you rathers we all have a couple Danny you want to start I'm going to start with mine I'm going to start with mine just giggling

to himself okay okay would you rather be able to freeze time do you have this one I made it look like

I thought you did something okay you said five words would you rather be able to freeze time but can't breathe

when time is frozen or have the power to turn invisible but only when you shut your eyes oh my gosh that's so good now one question i do have about this is is it every time i shut my eyes or is it intentional like i have to shut my eyes to turn invisible that's a good question like i don't just like flicker because i'm blinking that would that would really suck no i think you got it maybe you do something with your hands like spider-man you're like okay now if i close my eyes i'm all right yeah exactly either way definitely obviously unbelievably without question

doing the hold your breath freeze time question absolutely can i can may i also gain the power of echolocation it's a good question closing i'll be like a bat you can't gain the power but you can train yourself i'm not doing all that give me the freeze time i'm freezing time okay we'll give you echolocation all right now you've sweetened the deal now you've sweetened the pot so i can and like hear it and know oh that's danny what is you being invisible matter if you're just screaming into the room okay that's a great point actually i forgot about that you don't have echolocation but you have a heightened sense of hearing so you can hear things moving around in the room i don't know what you're using this for exactly but i have to freeze time still

freeze time it's so much better if you're in a if you're in a pinch you just i like the little twists you've added to each power though to ruin them yeah but for but you can only do it for like How long can you hold your breath? A minute and a half? It also depends if you're in a tough situation, you know, your adrenaline's pumping, you might only be able to hold your breath for 20 seconds, but 20 seconds of freeze time is more than you need, probably, for most things. I could get 100 feet away in that time, if I'm in trouble.

Well, you have to hold your breath and run. You're going to get 100 feet? I think so. All right. I agree. 100 feet's not very far. You don't even need 100 feet. You get 10 feet.

No one's going to reach you at 10 feet. 10 feet, yeah. And you do it, it looks like you're teleporting, but you do it breath at a time. I just don't know what I would really use that for, but I guess I don't really know what I'd use the invisible thing for either. What would you... I feel like there's so many more things you can use freeze time for than close your eyes now you're invisible.

True, but close your eyes now you're invisible is a great thing if you're ever, like, in danger. How is freezing time not better? Your eyes are closed. Also, now I have to get naked. That's a good point. Do your clothes turn invisible? Yeah, we'll say that for now.

I think that's fair. You can't strip naked then close your eyes. Like, what power is this? It's a great self-defense mechanism. But freezing time's even better. But freezing time's such a better... You can't hurt me if time's frozen. You can't hurt me if you can't see me.

Yes, I can, actually. I can just swing a sword around. You had a whole opposite argument last Would You Rathers. This guy's flip-flop McGiggins. The freeze time is just too OP of a superpower. It's too strong. I can be, even still having to hold my breath, I can still be a superhero.

All I need is a gun. bang you're dead he's right i'm choosing the invisibility and that was different last last time was different because i was saying if you're trying to meddle in things you know then then you can hurt somebody when they're you just said you just said how would we be able to hurt you if yeah i know but if you can't see me and i'm not trying to even come close to you you have no idea where i tell you what if there's a boom boom kaboom in the room you're gone we could we could Get out of there. What's a boom, boom, kaboom?

Bomb. Oh. It's just we were on YouTube. Just trying to avoid it. I guess so. It's just too... Jason? I'm stopping time.

Exactly. Just stopping time. Just makes more sense. If I can stop time, I am invisible. Are you going with... Yeah, I'm going with close your eyes. Oh, man. You gotta go with close your eyes.

So you're not coming to our cool freeze time parties? That's crazy. We won't be... No, he'll still get in. We just won't be able to see him. Yeah, exactly. And he won't be able to move during them. Yeah, and he won't be able to do anything because he can't see.

How do you leave the scenario? What do you mean? Whatever scenario you're in where you need to be invisible, how do you get out? Well, we already established that I have advanced hearing. I'm basically Daredevil. Daredevil can see. No, he cannot. Daredevil can see.

Daredevil can see. He's actually kind of a liar. He can basically see just like me with my echolocation hearing. If he is Daredevil and invisible, he can just see and be invisible. That's pretty much what he does. All right. So are you switching? No, because I'll still beat your ass if I stop time.

I might take... You can't beat... You can't... How are you going to beat my ass? You can't see me. You can't see me. Hold our breath and feel around for you. Oh, guys, he's right here.

One shot. I will beat your ass. My power beats the ass out of your ass. I'll go as far as this. I would take the freeze time over just being able to be invisible with my eyes open. That's stupid. That's not stupid, bro. I can freeze time for like 60 seconds at a time.

Are you kidding me? that's so that's so powerful yeah but how often do you really need to freeze time i could if i every every day i need to freeze time every day there's a situation where i go if i froze time there things would have been all right i agree with him especially him honestly what times do you need to be invisible you're not what are you again this is strictly a defense mechanism freezing time is such a such a better i just don't know what i'd use freezing time for I don't know what you would use invisibility for. I just said it.

What was it? It's a defense mechanism. How often are you getting attacked? Not very often, but if I needed to, I could also use it to rob. You could barely use it to rob. You could not use it to rob. We could use freeze time so much better to rob.

We could use freeze time to rob way better. I don't know. If I just go into a bank bathroom and then just close my eyes and I'm invisible, security does their checks and now i'm robbing a bank we're back to eyes closed oh yeah okay now i get to be eyes open fine that's even better it's your would you rather well you're the one who added the eyes open caveat i said i would still choose freezing time time freezing time for 60 seconds at a time doesn't do much for you also by the way this is definitely how this works

if you're freezing time you still age during that time for sure so i don't know how many times you're playing and doing it per day but you might be you might eventually you might be a few years older why do you age i don't i don't necessarily agree with that you would definitely age because you're still conscious and living and living but the oxygen is technically frozen like the oxygen is what ages oh we're getting too technical if you can do all that then technically the photons from light are frozen and you wouldn't be able to see anyway all right let's go then let's move on why don't we um i don't have a would you rather here it's more of a scenario and uh i have would you but i thought this was interesting so you gain one let me know if you would do this you gain

one dollar every second but deal but each time you think about how you can get a dollar every second you lose a hundred thousand dollars what no no scenario not taken so let's say like it's it's a game right so you get a dollar every second this is the game but every time you think about the game you lose a hundred thousand dollars how many seconds are in a day anyone know the song that's minutes just times it by 65 i can't okay yeah what's 525 600 times 60 what is it how many seconds in a day how many seconds are in a day 86 400 no i'm not oh so you would get almost 100k a day yeah there's no way i can't not think about how i get it but every day what if you think about Can I go into debt?

Sure. God, no. Why did you say sure like that was a bonus? You meant like you just don't have to pay it right now, kind of. You don't have to pay it up front. I thought that's what you meant. You're going to have to sweeten this pot tremendously. You don't go into debt.

Can it be capped at once a day? It could be capped at once a day. That makes it way, way, way better, but I'm still not doing it. I'm going to think about it every day. Danny's just going to be looking at his bank account, just go up a dollar a second really no it's impossible it's almost impossible not to think about it i mean that's not true i think it's impossible to not think about almost if you try not to think about something you are like thinking about i think oh after a while like the first week

is going to be tough you'll probably lose a lot of money but after a while you just kind of look oh yeah i forgot about that i'd have i'd have to i think i think the only way you could actually make money is like to like knock yourself unconscious just sleep for multiple multiple hours a day for like a whole maybe year just like put your induce a coma for a year yeah basically but then as soon as you get up you lose it all and you lost a year i think what what my strategy would have to be if i took this deal i am going to sleep before 12 every day for sure before midnight and then i'm i have to hire like a like basically a life manager to pay all my bills by like 8 a.m and pay all my bills and and and and buy all the food i need and whatever pay the

mortgage this and that and then because you know i'll probably make ten thousand dollars before 8 a.m okay and then uh when i wake up i'm gonna immediately go oh my magic dollar superpower and i lose all my money but at least all my bills are paid why are you so locked into this magic superpower how do you not think about this i feel like it'd be kind of easy to not think anytime you anytime you pay for anything especially anything that's like expensive you're gonna think oh and then it's gone it's gone you don't have yes you do i'm when you pay for something strategy is wait continue with that thought continue with that thought what did you say when you pay for something do you go oh yeah i just did

that one thing that got me paid and then you you pay i mean i think about how much i think about how much money i have but that's fine that's not thinking about like the process is the money is the money magic from a magic source i don't know you steal it from one person every day i don't know i have a new strategy and i'm gonna hire a hypnotist and i'm gonna they're gonna hypnotize me into just thinking that money like thinking that i'm not doing this right that money is just like that that i got i don't know i got inheritance from my great aunt linda the hypnotist is gonna have to take the payment on credit because i think before the before you run into that guy you're not gonna have the money that's true yeah i mean how if you're hiring this hypnotist you

have to explain to him yeah you have to explain to him now this hypnotist is just gonna start embezzling money it was her i said the woman are better at hypnotizing i believe so yes did i did Did I give this imaginary... Somebody gendered the hypnotist. I think I did. God damn it, JT. I don't know. I said...

Oh, what? Women can't be hypnotist, JT? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not saying... I feel like they're more likely to be. Yeah, I feel like... That was sexist. I feel like I'm more likely to be hypnotized by a woman.

That was racist. What? What's the... What is the person called? Hypnotist. Okay. He keeps saying hypmo with an M, I think. Hypnotist.

He keeps saying hypnotized. No, see, it's actually jokes on both of you. It's not a human. It's a hippopotamus. A hippopotamus. Yeah, I went to a hypnotist show, and I think it's all bullshit, so this wouldn't work anyway. Well, he would think it worked. I don't know.

It depends. I feel like it could be somewhat real. What if it was $5 a second? I still have to have someone manage my money, because every morning I will have $0. Yeah, I can't. I'm not going to be able to not think about this. Every time I go buy something, I'll be like, oh, this is basically free. Why?

Because that's what I think. But all you have to do is you do not think that. I can't not think that. That's it. I'm not taking this deal, unfortunately. I think I'll take it. I'll take it at $5. I think you're getting into debt.

I feel like after a while, like when I'm like 20 years from now, I'm going to forget about it. I'm just going to forget. And then one day I'm going to go, oh, yeah. And that's going to restart the cycle. It's going to be a problem. You don't have a wandering mind like JT and I. I don't think that's wandering. It wanders to all depths of conversation.

I don't think it's wandering either. I think it's, I have magic money. How do you not think about that? You just got to forget about it. It's not, I mean. Not happen. I get if you're, if every time you buy something, you, instead of just buying it, you think about the thing you just did that got you money to then pay for it. I just, it's a confusing system you guys live by.

Well, you just think about it. He's like, oh, well, I did this. So it's basically free. I wouldn't not be able to, especially for big purchases would not be, I wouldn't not be able to think about that. I just wouldn't be able to do it. All right.

Well, I also have another, I have, I have a, a scenario too, but I'll save that. We're breaking the form. Yeah.

We're breaking the mold. Do a scenario. No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, because I would rather. All right. Would you rather have double D tits or a micro? this is good quality content would you rather have double D tits or a micro

you remain a man here by the way oh wow it's a toughie huh didn't you say this was going to be a scenario no I said I had one and I chose not to do it oh man this is tough we're talking like a centimeter

I'll take the double D I'll take the double D but then you're like oh god then you got some juicy hangers dude i'm fine with that okay i'll have some mommy milkers or something it's not gonna be weird when you're like friends look at you like damn damn take off your shirt damn well if you start so you got a bra on today sexualizing my new chest and yeah maybe i think it'd be easier to i don't know like your life wouldn't for the until you're about to engage in sexual activity your life wouldn't change with a micro that's true it would change

dramatically it would change yeah i mean i mean anybody who does this lazy as fuck lazy as lazy joking coming lazy joking coming lazy joking lazy joking your life wouldn't change at all Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. Okay. I think you got to go with micro. You can't go with double Ds. I mean, that's ridiculous. You saw how I just got them?

I couldn't. Do you think you'd be able to pull with double Ds? Yeah, I'd be fine. No, you would not. No, you would not. I couldn't. No, you would not. I couldn't invest myself in this conversation because as soon as.

I mean, everybody's all in it. Yeah, it's so – it's actually – it's kind of turning the corner. It's so uniquely unoriginal and uncreative. That it becomes funny. Coming funny again. Exactly. Exactly. And then we locked eyes.

No, you got to take the mic. For sure. I'm probably going micro. You got to. You going micro? I was waiting for Jason to say something. I probably would have volleyed it to him, honestly. Your life wouldn't change.

I mean, I'd say give me both. Your life wouldn't change? I assume it would feel the same. It would just suck for the other person. Very selfish of you, Jason. Very selfish of you. Well, at least my friends could play with mine. Exactly.

You could play with mine. No one wants to touch the mic, girl. I meant the chest, Jason. No, I think you'd have to basically date lesbians, I guess. Right? I don't know about that. I don't know if that would work. I think a bisexual situation.

A bisexual could work. I still have a... Yeah, okay, so probably a bisexual. You don't have to strictly date bisexuals. That's fine. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. Jason seems excited about that.

Jason was like, you know what, already down to 14 of them. Well, thank you for that. I'm crying. The micropenis always makes me cry. Yes. Jason, let me hear the... Let me know if this is stolen or... I came up with this, but I don't know.

Stolen IP. Stolen. Jason said he's been working on this for seven months. No. All right. Would you rather every time you sneeze, there's a 1% chance that you projectile vomit, or every time you cum, there's a 1% chance you shit yourself? It's both 1%?

Yeah. So one in 100 times, if I'm thinking like JT, it's going to happen? Eventually. You're thinking like me. That is exactly the question. well because i would go well technically it's a one in a hundred chance every time so it's like nine a one i wouldn't think it's it's gonna happen in a hundred times to me personally well that's the beauty of probability it could happen five times in a hundred times you get

unlucky that's what he's saying or it could never happen i have to go projectile vomit sneeze so i feel like i could prepare a little better for that like when i sneeze i know like oh i have a chance it's already coming out of my mouth does that make sense like if i vomit it's coming out of my mouth i'm assuming if i'm sneezing it's already it's also a face thing so i could just every time i sneeze try to like maybe into a cup or something i'm definitely going sneezing and i'm never sneezing again i think i can control that oh you're gonna be fighting it yeah i think i think a sneeze is a somewhat voluntary thing to me it's like you get a little tickle in your throat in your nose and then a lot of times i have to you know i have to edge out the sneeze myself because

it's not coming out on its own we're letting that slide you're letting that slide i don't know this is his body it's for me and i think most people sneezing is not a voluntary thing have you ever tried the pineapple trick yes it does not work oh it so works sneezing to me is it's all mental it's a mental game sneezing is a mental game so every time you sneeze it's because you just let You could have stopped it. I could have, yeah. But it's almost pleasurable to let the sneeze happen. In fact, if I get the tickle and I don't sneeze, which happens a lot, now I'm left feeling, you know.

Unsatisfied. Blue-balled. Blue-nosed, if you will. So. It honestly depends on the season. Like, right now. That's a good question. I'm sneezing 10 times a day, probably.

You might not throw up from that. But in the next 10 days, I probably will. Maybe. Almost 100%. I just really don't want to, like, I just don't want to do the other one. Me neither. I'm going to choose the sneezing and then just deal with the vomit, I guess. Yeah, if I sneeze and we're out in public and I throw up, I'll be like, oh, my, sorry.

It's a thing. Yeah. I can't kind of walk back the other thing. I don't think I can. Yeah, I agree. You don't have sex that often. Well, thank you, Jason. You said what?

What? What did you say? I said if you don't have sex that often, it's fine. That's not an easy joke. that's not an easy joke do you sneeze more or cum more that's the question really

I don't think that matters I think it matters I don't think that matters at all because one of these bad consequences is going to happen to you based on that answer more often

I think everyone except for Jason maybe everyone sneezes more I think no no no I might cum more I'm going to be honest well he could control his sneezes

I mean if I only the only reason I sneeze 10 times a day is because when I sneeze I have like a sneezing fit I mean I probably only sneeze like once a day if I sneeze that day. Someone ask him the

other question then. How often? The other one's more, I would say. Do you cum more than ten times a day? It's a great question. And again, only during this season. Right, but like the ten times sneeze covers... Well, I said, but I'm saying that's just me because I have

sneeze fits. If JT only sneezes once and he can control it... He doesn't have to... Once a month, max. How many times do you sneeze a month? I don't know. Maybe, like, I sneeze probably 20, I'll say, every other day, maybe. I think it's just you sneeze so often, you're not remembering how much you do sneeze. Maybe him, because he could control it.

I definitely do not sneeze every day. I do not sneeze that often. I also don't really get allergies, though, so. You don't have to reveal this on the podcast, but I'd be interested for you to take a tally of the month. Of all of us? Of all of us. I'm down. We'll put it on Patreon

Patreon.com Go to Patreon To find out our sneeze number Next month I guess I think it'll be less I think it'll be less sneezes I'm definitely less sneezes But that has nothing to do

With the fact that I just don't want to do The other thing No I agree I agree I'm just I'm choosing sneeze as well I think that's more manageable

The sneeze No the Cumming There is no way That's more manageable Well vomiting is always More manageable Than shitting yourself

Yes thank you Danny knows That's for sure yeah not if you're if you're not if you're not ready for the vomit but you know when it would come yeah true you can feel it coming and potentially potentially you could feel a one percent chance of it coming well you just have to now forever treat every sneeze like you might vomit yes yes you have to run to the toilet if you're about to sneeze yeah but according to you guys like you can't control that even i cannot wouldn't you just have a sneeze and then vomit

no it's not it doesn't you shake yourself you have a container down here i can pause it for like one second and also you probably don't have a container down there because nine times out of ten

when you're coming you're probably not having a container now I forgot yeah yeah it's not just

you're just shitting yourself I could invent some kind of diaper situation lucky for you it's already been invented but

but then you won't be coming really would you yeah well there's gonna be a hole no I understand that no I got that part I understood

I meant just who's gonna want Jason she's a lucky girl Whoever it is. We need to get the next one, please. Danny, what do you got? This feels like a clip that someone's going to comment,

podcasting equipment should be more expensive under. And I'm inclined to agree with them. This time, I think there should be a license. I'm inclined to agree with them. Regulate podcast equipment 2025. I agree. Get rid of it. This is from our Discord.

Oh, how do you get in there? You can go patreon.com slash picky boys. It gives you access to over 600 posts and videos as well as the Discord access as well as our new Patreon-only merch store, extrapicky.com. 600, that's a lot. There's actually two from our Discord, so if I get around, I'll do another one. Okay. All right, this one's from Star Fox. Would you rather every day was perpetually a cozy, rainy Saturday or a sunny Friday where you have to go to work,

But it's Friday vibes, and you can hang out with your friends after work. Ooh. So basically, a rainy weekend day for the rest of your life, or a sunny Friday where you do have to work, but the vibes are high. I can't have a rainy Saturday the rest of my life. True. Yeah. That sounds awful.

But you're going to work every day for the rest of your life? No, it's just Friday. Yeah, but if every day is a Friday, then Friday kind of... Wait, that's what it said? Yeah, now I'm confused. Wait, that's what it said? Is this every day or you're just saying Fridays and Saturdays? No, it's just a Friday and Saturday.

He said, would you rather every day was perpetually a cozy, rainy Saturday or a sunny Friday where you have to go to work? Why even add the days to that? I guess it's just the vibes. I don't know. It's just the vibes. Danny's a big vibes guy. And then they said, I've been told I'm a madman for choosing Friday. I can't work every day for the rest of my life.

I'm 86, working my ass off still. There's nine to five. I can't do that. Yeah, but the vibes. I don't give a fuck about the vibes. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's a huge caveat. Huge caveat.

He didn't even read this all the way through. Huge caveat. It's a bad relay. The magic fairy resets your health and hangovers each day at 2 a.m. Oh, that's a good one. i think i'm picking for my health meaning like if i get sick i think it just means that like because a friday isn't a friday if you can't drink without the fear of a hangover the next day like i don't want to be hung over at work the next day so you won't be hung over and i

assume it worked the opposite way like at 2 a.m your seasonal depression from your whole life being rainy is probably wiped as well yes okay i prefer i mean just in general if we were just taking out you know every day out of the equation i would pick a friday here i think fridays are a better day you're gonna be 95 working a nine to five still i mean can i once i'm 65 can i be retired and now it's just a sunny friday like this is how i think it's just perpetual at 65 i don't like it no i don't like that i can't i have to go saturday but every day every day is rain but i never get to work i never get to work no the rain doesn't affect him he doesn't even sneeze i don't got said i know but how do you you can't do so many things you can't go outside it's

just always rainy it's gonna be depressing not at 2 a.m every day it resets no it'll still be depressing you know it's just racist i don't i don't like the i like a cozy day you would choose working every day for the rest of your life specifically friday vibes and he said you can You can kind of slack on work. That's what it says. Where was that? Where is this information? I said that at the beginning.

I said that at the beginning. See, every time someone says something, Danny gives a new piece of info, apparently. It says you can slack off work. Where you go to work, but it's Friday vibes, and you can hang out with friends after work. I guess it doesn't really say that. It doesn't say that at all. Okay, so he makes up stuff. It doesn't say that at all.

It said, I've been told I'm a man for choosing Friday, but if it's a constant Friday feeling, and I can say I got work done and can potentially go home early and relax, I'm cool with that. Now he can go home early. See, this is the... You're just adding... Well, that's Friday vibes.

What about a one in a hundred chance that one Saturday won't be raining? That's kind of what you're saying. No! Because you're saying there's a chance that you don't have to work. There's a chance that you don't have to work is what you're saying.

At companies I worked at, Fridays were work from home. That's great. I don't think that applies. I don't think that applies here. I mean... You're just going to make something else up? That's why you look at the phone.

No, because I mean, I guess it is based off your current work schedule. Maybe people work on Saturdays. But we don't usually film on Fridays. So now all of a sudden, it can't be based on your current work schedule. I don't know how this works. I don't have a job. It's clearly you go into a place and you got to work there and you come home. Yeah.

It's very clearly that. But you might be able to leave work early. What is that? That's not fair. And every night you get to have a rip roaring, raging Friday banger. I get to have it, too, and I get to sleep in after. No, but you don't, really. Why not?

Why can't he? He doesn't have work the next day. Danny doesn't go to the bars when it's raining, apparently. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, first of all, sleep in after doesn't even make sense because you're not hungover. There's no point in sleeping in. I love a healthy sleep in where I'm not even hungover.

I'm just sleeping in. I like how on his day off, he's sleeping in. That's the mentality. I'm picking Friday. I've got to pick Friday. It is crazy to me to pick to work every day. It's not even working the rest of your life like work until you're 90. It's working seven days a week till you're 90 He's fully

Expecting to not work on Friday. Yes. Oh for sure get fired and then you die No, if you get fired, yeah, you die First of all, you can't get fired and just have these days. Yes. I choose Friday, too And I just don't show up to work I'm not saying I'm not gonna work, but I'm just not gonna work as hard as every other day It doesn't exist anymore. And then you're gonna get fired. No, I'm not gonna get fired. I'm not gonna fire How's he not gonna get fired? Explain that bad boss. How are you gonna get money? This is we're in a perpetual Saturday

We are in a world where we are working the other days. They just don't okay Well, then I'm in a perpetual Friday in a world where I can't get fired regardless of the amount of work I do. Okay, so then I go Fridays that I show up And I'll just take the day off. Yes, I call in sick every day I'm just saying I can't live in a I can't live in a world where it rains every day I can't do it. I can't do it. You might miss the rain.

I will not miss the rain. One day you'll miss the rain. I will not miss the rain. One day we're going to catch him just with a hose shooting straight up in the air on his nice sunny Friday. Danny, what are you doing? No, no, no. Nothing.

I will never miss the rain. Fair enough. All right. The other one from Discord maybe can be a little clearer because we- You were just making things up. I'm reading. It was a long message. Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord.

Oh, actually, there's a few on Discord now. All right, let's rapid fire them. Let's rapid fire. All right, rapid fire. Be showered and ready to go in an instant with clean clothes you currently have, or you can buy more. That's kind of nice. Or have a magic wardrobe that gives you any clothing and accessories you want, and no,

you can't sell the clothes. I'll take that. That sounds nice. Magic wardrobe. Yeah, that sounds fun. So instant shower or magic wardrobe? A lot of people do enjoy showers. I like showers.

Yeah, I like a shower. I also like a shower. I don't. I'm going to insta-shower. I like to shower. Okay, would you rather be able to run on your hands or write with your feet? Run on hands. I think write with my feet.

Because it would be nice to just be doing something with my hands while I'm also taking notes with my foot. I would feel very... I mean, I'd rather have four arms than four legs, which is basically kind of the question, right? A little bit. I didn't know where he was going in the first half, but yes, I agree. This is more useful to have, because if I can write with my feet, I can do a lot of other things. Well, that's not what it's saying. Yeah, but it is.

You keep doing that, I'll be honest. I can't extrapolate? When's the last time you wrote something down? Yeah. I write stuff down all the time. I'm probably the only person here who writes things down. Yeah, but you're not writing for so long that you go, oh, you know what? I should use my feet.

No, I'm not. But what the fuck does that matter? You're choosing to write with your feet. I have hand feet now. There's a bunch of things I can do with my feet. You stop doing that. You don't have hand feet, number one. You don't have hand feet.

Number two, just because you can write with your feet doesn't mean you can do it while you're doing other things. I feel like you could. You definitely can. I think the gap to teach yourself doing that makes more sense because that's in the parameters of the question. He can't just start juggling with his feet. Can you guys type on your phone with your left hand and write with your right hand at the same time? No, that would be so difficult. Probably, honestly.

No, you could not. Oh, my gosh. I will bet you $5 billion. Give me a piece of paper. What do you want to do? Also, I would have two hands. What? I would have two hands to type.

It's hard to type with one hand. Well, Danny can do it. No, he can't. If you can do it, Danny, there's no way you're doing it more than 50% efficiency. What are you? Why just knock everything over in the process? Can we? What should I write?

All right. Type the same sentence on both, okay? Can we come up with a sentence? Here, I'll do a. No, I got it. You got it? Yeah. the red

hold on okay here we go go wait do we let me let me record like this trying to screen record this

screen record screen record your phone screen record your phone we'll end on this okay uh here we go uh

I'm gonna send it to um just screen record it first I'm gonna send it what are you gonna send it I don't know I'm trying to send it to somebody I'm gonna send it to JT

Just screen record the phone. Just screen record the phone? Yeah, but I need the place to type in. Okay, I'll do my notes. Do you need to hold the paper still? No, I'm good. He definitely does need it, but it's fine. Okay.

All right, here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, here we go. All right, ready? Yep. The red pony doesn't know how to write or read. It's awful. It's awful.

The random Tuesday on December 4th, 1972, the pony was also shot and murdered by his cousin pony. Danny, it's over. There's no words. There's no words. There's no words. Okay, can I see the phone? There's no words. Is there something on the phone?

That's enough. That's enough. Show me what's on the phone. the red pony has said to how TJ righteousness it was

I'm pretty good I'd say this one says that is not good I would say it's pretty good this one says the wreck

the wreck pwn doesn't how to write honestly write was W-R-I-T

if I had two right hands I could do this because I never type with my left hand you didn't even do anything good with your right hand

you didn't do anything good with your right hand you're missing about 80% you were going so fast. Oh, I could keep up with that speed if I was typing. Or writing,

of course. Yes. But both. I'm probably a faster typer, but yeah. Definitely a faster typer. I'll send that to Jason. Um. Okay. Self-confidence Danny was, uh, was a good valiant try. I guess so. I don't know. I'm trying to give

you a couple flowers here. Point is, you can definitely multitask a little bit. You proved that you can't. I feel like I proved that I could do it more than you You thought I'd be able to. No, this is about... Denny, you just...

You remember the episode of Spongebob where he takes four days to write? You only wrote the, really. The red pony doesn't blank how to write. You're missing 80% of the words he said. Also, write... There was something about 1972 and murder... The red pony doesn't know how to write.

That's the wrong write. That's fine. No, we won't penalize him for that. Oh, I'm sorry. Well... I feel like that was pretty good, no? I'm still not... You are missing so many words.

Did you just skip everything you heard? Yeah, but if I was just typing, I'd probably... The typing was worse, actually, really. The typing was definitely a little worse. I'm choosing to write with my feet. I think we're going to give Danny his ability to multitask there. Sure, we're going to give that to him. He definitely doesn't have it, so we'll give it to him.

I mean, I wasn't expecting to bat 100 on both, but I'm just saying... I was expecting a 7%. I was expecting that. Wait, okay. I know better than you can do. Do it. You want to try it? Do it.

And how about this? I'll type on my phone, and we'll see at the same time. And we'll see what's more useful. I mean, I didn't say that you couldn't type faster than this. I don't think I'm going to be able to type. Okay. But I never claimed that I can do this. But Danny, if I can type all this,

what advantage has this given you, being able to do both these at once? I never said there was an advantage. I just said I could do both. I never claimed I can do this. That doesn't count as doing it. Give me a sentence. I'm not going to be able to type it. Give him, like, two sentences.

I'm not going to be able to type it. All right. I'm not going to be able to do this. Antonio is a man who has a plan and is wearing a dumb hat. Is that it? Yep. Okay, so no mistakes. I could have done

I could have gone way faster but then he was speaking slowly let's see what you see he's not multitasking he's doing one-on-one he's doing one-on-one at least I was at least I was

genuinely multitasking I got Antonio is man who has plan hat Antonio is man and is wearing dumb hat that's far better than what you did because he didn't

multitask at all he literally typed shit anybody can type and then write anybody can do that anybody can do that no no

I was doing it at the same time no no you were not you were not doing it I did it much better. You were not doing it at the same time. I was much better, much clearer writing.

So I'm just saying you can do two things. And I bet if you practice that, you'd definitely be able to do both. I didn't give you any words bigger than seven letters. Especially if you start using slide typing. Do you slide type? No, I tried it. It's very hard. Again, I'm not disputing that you definitely could practice and do it.

And you have to sink so much time and effort into this. And what do you gain out of being able to write with your feet? That wasn't the question. That wasn't the question. The question was... Was it not about riding with your feet? It was about riding with your feet. No, but the question was like,

oh, like why would you... You can't do both. He has no idea. He has no... He's not like that ginger kid with the... Would you... He has no idea what he was going to say. My kid's not a ginger.

No, he's not. Was he a blonde? He's a brunette. Either way, the... Isn't that for a woman? No, I don't... Brunette? Is there a brown-haired person?

I don't know. Danny thinks he doesn't have black hair, by the way. I don't have black hair. The point is, I can do it. I'm not saying it's useful, but I can do it. That's the point. My point is, after a couple years, maybe you can do it, and you get nothing out of this ability. I think it'd be cool to maybe he was just like a foot artist, you know?

Like, while he does his stuff, he just draws little scribbles, and he sells that as art. Now that's different. Now it's your gimmick. Now it's your thing. There's always a way, baby. There's always a way. He's not going to write novels. That's true.

Maybe I can type stuff down, and then I'm drawing with the foot. And like kind of like an interpretive drawing of what I'm writing down. You can't draw with your hands. I can draw with my hands. No, you cannot. Yes, I can. I've seen you play Gartic Phone. I'm the best drawer of all the Picky Boys.

That's not true. That's not true at all. Me. Definitely me. Are you crazy? Are you both insane? I'm definitely the better drawer. I'm a way better drawer than you.

Okay. Danny, I used to want to be an artist. What are you talking about? I'm a way better drawer. You wanted to be an architect. Absolutely not a better drawer than me. Absolutely not. Yes, I am.

I took more art classes than you. Give me five things to draw. I will draw better than you. We'll make it a video. We'll make it a video. We'll make it a Patreon video. This is crazy. We'll make it a Patreon video.

We'll make it a Patreon video. This is crazy. Have you seen JT's Pictionary attempts? It's like ridiculous. When we draw with our penis? What are you talking about? What video was that? Was I part of that?

Pictionary. Every pic, we've done tons of drawing videos. Have we done any that are not like where we're inhibited by something? Like satire? We haven't done any satire. Like unironic drawing. Sorry. This is insane.

Okay, let's do it. You're the only one who thinks this is insane. No one else here thinks it is. What do you draw? What do you draw? You don't draw anything. I've seen you play gardening. I've taken way more art classes than you.

Way more. I've probably taken the same amount as him, honestly. Maybe. I guess, when have you taken art class in college? All throughout high school, and never music, all loaded up on art electives. Me too. I didn't take any music. I took all art in high school.

I didn't take any music. What are we drawing? Draw whatever. Are we going to do a reference image and a painting? Sure. I'll paint. Sure. Are we going off realism?

I painted on stream. Bob Ross looks great. That did look good. Yeah, but that was instructions. It was with a tutorial. Okay. Yeah, anyone could do that. You'd be surprised.

I think Bob Ross would disagree with you here. Yeah, I think that's why. That's his whole thing. I think you would absolutely disagree with him. Well, his whole thing is anybody can do it. Thank you. But it will not always be good. That was his whole thing.

There's a difference there. There is a difference. There is. It was just funny that you said no, and then the exact first line is what he said. Well, yeah, because it was a context of but. But it won't be good. If it's in butts with candies and nuts,

we'd all have a Merry Christmas day. I am in shock that you think you can draw a bird of me. That is actually an astonishing, astonishing plan. I think I can. I didn't expect that from you. I had notebooks full of different things. I was known in middle school as the artist of my class. You know, I used to put animation videos on YouTube.

I used to want to be an animator. Oh, I remember that, actually. Okay. I gave up that dream when my dad told me those people make $2 an hour and live in China. They do. All right. We're off the rails. Oh, I thought we got right back on him.

I love that. Yeah, we were on the real thing. All right, so this is usually how we go. We argue, we set ourselves up with a challenge, and now we're going to do it. Oh, I'm so excited for this challenge. This is going to be the easiest thing I've ever done, maybe. Sure.

See, just when he talks like this is when the great Crumbolini happens. I mean, on a day-to-day basis, I am surrounded and do more artistic-leaning things. For sure. That's definitely true. For sure. But we're talking about your hands, baby.

Yeah, we're talking about your hands, though. Yeah, but half the battle of art is knowing perspective and the ratios and how things will look to the viewer. You're definitely a better overall artist. I'm just strictly talking about drawing. Okay. So never mind not painting. We've got to draw something. Yeah, that's fine.

Because it is different. Yeah, for sure. It's all different. It's all different. Oh, I don't know. Would I be able to draw something? Well, we'll figure it out. Let's get out of here.

um look at that we watch the idea formation boom right in front of you and let's get to it jt tell me where to find you i gotta i'm very late uh you can find me on instagram at the j balls find me at danny is watching on instagram find me at ant prisco can't forget to follow the picky boys make sure to go check out our merch store patreon pickyboys.com and extra picky for the patrons and uh follow us on the picky boys on instagram the picky boys on tiktok don't forget to follow our gaming channel I messed that up whoopsie

it's alright that's his he'll figure it out just follow the piggy boards and all the things the side eye Jason just gave Danny

was electric