Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 24 - Picky Boys Podcast #382

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 675+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, JT and Danny play "Would You Rather" and decide between 15 Navy Seals or 100 men to fight a gorilla, living in the Attack on Titan world or the Mad Max world, delicious cake with disgusting icing or disgusting cake with delicious icing, fighiyn a lion with a sword or wolves with glocks, and finding out your spouses horrible secret! Put your answers to the "Would You Rathers" down below! Shop Our Summer Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ NEW STUFF IN DANNY'S LAB! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

all righty welcome back to the biggie boys podcast welcome back welcome back we have something something a little awkward something's a mess something's a mess antonio is not here for this episode but don't worry we have this mickey mouse this beautiful sleeping mickey mouse keeping his chair warm that's how antonio sleeps in real life yeah by the way yeah just like yep just like exactly look how peaceful he looks oh so that's on antonio's chair antonio's on vacation don't worry it's not like he's sick or anything but we are still have to podcast we still have to podcast so we are doing a would you rather and uh i guess let's just jump into it we each have to make more would you rather compensate for antonio so no i really yeah maybe we'll get him what's that

i have to actually make some yeah true jason had to make some yeah jason had to do his job which is oh my god crazy but we'll uh maybe we'll get antonio we'll have a little call-in show later and we'll get him in here a little phone a friend a little phone a friend yeah okay all right all right does he know by the way did you text him yeah yeah he said he's ready to be called all right so who wants to start you got a good one first okay let's hear it all right let's let's do this one i'm going back to the gorilla thing okay i'm going back to the gorilla thing would you rather fight a gorilla with 15 navy seals or 100 actually random men just random men pulled from planet earth well i think to answer this question first i guess you just have to really wonder do

you think do i think 15 navy seals could beat 100 men no but i think that that's i think all right so i think a lot of the questions that are a lot of the problems people had with the gorilla argument are addressed here because they started saying that 100 random men, they're pussies. They're going to just run away. Yeah. And now you're left with like 30 random men to start the fight. The Navy SEAL thing, these people are trained to fight, and you know they're going to fight to the death, and they won't back down.

So you at least have that going for you. What is the hierarchy? Is Navy SEAL the top of the line, or is it like a Green Beret? I don't know. Or a Marine? No, I think Marine's lower. Yeah, Marine's definitely lower. I think it's just the – so I think that's the special forces for each branch of the military.

So, like, the Navy has the Navy SEALs, and I think the Army has the Green Beret. And then the Air Force has their own Delta thing or something. Well, I think Navy SEALs – listen, they killed bin Laden. Well, they don't get their guns, though. I don't think they used – did they kill him with hand-to-hand combat? No, no, they did not. But I bet they could have. I'm going to take the Navy SEALs.

Yeah? Yeah, I feel like that they would make me feel better about it, at least. I am... Jason, what do you think? I think I'm going with the 100 men. 100 men? Yeah. But are you worried about these 100 men not being willing to die for this fight and running away?

Well, I'm also going to be running away, so... Oh, well, then it's fine. All right, well, then you pick the 100 men, because now there's more targets. Yeah. Now there's more running targets for the gorilla. Yeah. And the gorilla wins, by the way. Also, if you run away, don't you die?

Isn't this like a fight or be killed situation? Now it is. Now, Jason, you get executed after if you run away, and they don't tell you that till after. So congrats. Now you're dead. It is what it is. 15 Navy SEALs is not enough. I actually think that—

I would like 25 Navy SEALs, honestly, but 15, I'm still taking it. I think people overestimate—like, they think the gorilla is like a supervillain. It's like, I really think 15 Navy SEALs plus me can take down this gorilla. I think 25 Navy SEALs could take down 100 men. Four men each? four men per seal maybe maybe if they're truly random that's like i i like that one i'm gonna go with the seals all right he's picking his seals i'm going with the seals jason's going with 100 random men and he's running they're all it's gonna run away he's gonna lead all 100 men

to just run away and then they'll all be killed he's going with herd mentality it's just like i just have to be not the slowest out of the hundred yeah okay i have one here we go would you rather have the ability to poop someone else's pants or every time you sneeze someone in a 10 mile radius grows a mustache and so one i get the poop i get to choose yes you can poop someone else's pants one-time use uh or permanent superpower let's just say like once a once a week and what's the radius on the mustache it's 10 miles and every time you sneeze just someone in 10 mile radius just boom grows a mustache do i have to poop and then it but it it ends up in some other guy's pants yeah yeah so so you you you're physically pooping but you don't it doesn't

actually come out it comes out of their pants i'm going to poop i gotta go to poop this is this is amazing i love this i will say if you went to like a rural part of america you could make it targeted this mustache you could charge and say like hey listen i'm gonna sneeze and i'll make i'll make you grow a mustache right now for 100 bucks yeah but i don't get normally i don't get to choose you give me the superpower poop no but exactly that's true i should choose for that one and the other one's random we're in new york city dude how many people are in a 10 mile radius here like no actually a million maybe eight million i think in 10 miles yeah i mean like this manhattan is only like six miles away so all of it's too big that's that's eight million people i can't i

can't you can you can kind of monetize that how decent how would i monetize this you come with me we're gonna go to some remote place exactly you'd have to if you went to a remote place paying me to do that i would do it i would do it if i had to travel like somewhere random place in like i don't know south dakota and then some guy sneezed and i got a mustache i'd pay a pretty penny for that okay hold on can i decide what type of mustache yeah sure okay so i give you a big caterpillar yeah you can do whatever you want i can give you a pencil i'm still i'm still going with the ability to poop someone else's pants. That's a great ability.

I could essentially give people mustache transplants. Jason is right. I'll admit you're right. I can definitely monetize that. I'm going with the mustache thing. You can't really monetize the poop. You'd be surprised. Oh, you could extort people for the poop.

Say like, hey, wouldn't it be a shame if you shit your pants right now? And they're like, what? And then you just, I don't know, shit. I could also just offer like a mercenary service or Danny doesn't like Jason, so he pays me $100 and I poop Jason's pants. Oh, man. And you could also do it strategically.

Like, oh, I pooped his pants at his own wedding. Got him. Do I have to see the person? You honestly should have to be able to see them. Okay, so I can't just make Brad Pitt poop his pants right now. But it would be funny if you could do that. Maybe you have to see them, but over TV counts. Oh, my God.

So if you see Brad Pitt on the Oscars carpet, you can make him poop his pants. All right, now I'm switching. I'm going back to that. I did think it was like a death note, but poop. I need to know their name. I have to know their name and write it down. All right, Jason, we got two bangers right away. We immediately became the pee-pee-poo-poo podcast again.

Let me see if I got a pee one. All right, here we go. This is a nerdy one. Nerdy. would you rather have to survive a decade in the attack on titan universe or a decade in the mad max universe a decade

in the attack on titan universe so I've got gigantic monsters that try to eat me or the mad max universe where there's no water or very little water and it's just kind of a barren wasteland

I'd say attack on titan I'm also going to attack on titan here Because they did kind of still build a utopia in that universe. Mad Max, maybe I haven't seen enough of the lore, but I don't think there's any utopia in that desert. Yeah. Is there? There's some civilizations that are pretty.

Like, I think my death in Attack on Titan world will probably be unfortunate and very scary. But my life leading up to that point will be much better. In Mad Max, isn't best case scenario, I just become a gimp for the queen or something. Yeah. Pretty much. They put me in a leather suit, and she spanks me around.

And that's probably the highest position I could achieve in Mad Max universe. Yeah. That's a good point. You look good in tight leather and spandex. Is that what it's called? 100-degree weather. 100-degree leather. You got tight leather all over you.

Probably have a, what is that thing called in their mouth? Like a gag? A ball gag. A ball gag. Doesn't sound like my type of party, Jason. you gotta do what you gotta do to survive now it doesn't sound like my kind of part either i'm gonna say attack on titan i think i'm going mad max you're crazy i'm not fighting the titans though i'm just accepting my my fate you have to live a decade so you're gonna everything that

happened in that anime you're gonna live through that that's true well that's a good point but no i'm still going to attack on titan all right it's somewhat more of a normal life and that's what i'm looking for here that's fair yeah i'm going to attack on titan they also just they they they pretty much exist in the real world still in there but they're in their own like titan island yeah all right shall we phone a friend let's see what antonio is up to oh okay he's gonna be like are you guys bothering me on the beach what the fuck all right here we go ask him what drink he's got in his hand it's definitely a mojito oh i would say that or maybe a pina colada no rubbing coke now because you can only have one of those you can only have one pina colada then you're done

what time is it that's an odd yeah i called him earlier that's what i got he picked up though it's like an international thing yeah i don't know why his phone ring changed when he went to aruba but i'm on vacation why are you calling me okay so first question is what drink do you have in your hand uh it's called an aruba rita aruba rita i'm gonna guess that jt gets mojito i said pina colada just actually it's it's literally right the mojito is right next to the my glass i finished that one first so jt wins that all right that's fair well we're doing a would you rather and uh do you have a would you rather for us uh sure i could have one that doesn't sound confident is jason there yeah jason's here i'm here hello jason i said hey hey he can hear

you everybody can hear you right right right okay all right so i don't know don't i swear to god if you do that one more time what what he keeps making fun of me every time i say right that's good i thought it always says like right right okay well yeah because because what either way all right my would you rather is would you rather have i don't know if this was said already would you rather eat a cake that has disgusting icing but a good cake or a good cake nope or good icing with a disgusting cake that's my would you rather wait what does disgusting mean in this situation you could you could let your imagination fly but i'm saying disgusting you know what i mean my immediate thought is like full of hair full of hair oh god there you go jta something

like that something like that all right well we'll we'll ponder on that yeah ponder baby by the way we we we we just answered one and uh let's just say we might have the ability to poop your pants all the way from here that feels unfair to me all right well enjoy your vacation buddy you used that yesterday because it already happened oh geez that was that was just all you that was all you oh no all right i was hoping it was you okay all right well enjoy your vacation we have mickey sitting in your chair well that's great thank you did you did you tell me you love me yet no all right so his question was would you rather have a cake with disgusting icing but a good cake or disgusting inside and good icing

this is really a philosophical question it is it is i i think the icing makes the cake though as opposed to the opposite so i'm going good icing and i'm gonna eat this poop hair cake or something whatever the disgustingness of it is i tend to agree with you i think probably god this guy he's texting me he said the empty one is the mojito what does that mean oh he sent me a picture oh he did have a mojito glass right next to him look at that i'll pop that up all right either way i agree with you i think because even if i'm thinking about like have i ever had shitty cake that had good icing on it kind of saved it the icing definitely saved you probably barely noticed yeah probably at one point we're like oh this cake not spongy enough not moist

enough but honestly the cake's pretty good otherwise yeah i'm gonna agree with you i'm gonna i'm gonna go delicious icing disgusting cake oh i'm going bad icing bad icing bad icing that's crazy talk are you going bad icing because even bad icing is still good icing or no i guess i can't like get around this i have to eat it i can't scrape it off you can't not eat the disgusting part no okay yeah you can't ruin the whole question no all right well i don't know The filling matters to me, and I don't know. I can't do bad icing. I mean, I can't do...

Wait, now I'm confused. I can't do, like, the inside part is bad, and just the icing is good. It's just not enough for me. I mean, it is right. It makes up way more of the cake, is the cake part. That's true. The icing is only, like, 20%, probably. That's true.

All right, I have one. All right. I went with a lot of fight ones this week, so... Oh, okay. Would you rather fight a lion with a sword... or 10 wolves with a glock um wait so the lion has a sword you have you have the sword oh okay the wolves the wolves don't have glocks either i was gonna say wow the wolves are strapped and the lion has a sword which i could have ordered that

um oh okay wait 10 wolves with the glock wait what's the no now we need to say it clearly so no one else gets confused you have the glock and you're fighting 10 wolves or you have a sword and you're fighting one lion so yeah so you're fighting one lion and you are armed with a sword yes or you're fighting 10 wolves and you're armed with a glock yeah what is can we get a fact check on what the clip size of a glock is great question it's probably like 12 right yeah it's 12 for some reason i thought it was like six no probably that'd be like a revolver cop is like what a What am I saying? A Glock is what a cop would use.

17 round capacity, which can be extended to 19. Got the extender. Wow, that's kind of a lot. 17. See, I'm loving that. I think there's different kinds, in case we get that wrong. But I think, even with 17 bullets, I think you're going to need to reload. Unless you can hit, if you could hit every other shot with a headshot, that'd be insane accuracy.

I don't think anyone could do that. On moving wolf fast targets, you're going to need to reload in there. I think, like, first of all, I think shooting a wolf would be hard. I think maybe you'd try to let it come up to you as, like, close as possible. And then bang! Okay. All right. A lion with a sword.

Now, like, now whenever he says it, I can't picture it the other way. I just picture the lion, like, a samurai lion. Oh, man, the lion's so tough. because i feel like one like like he jumps at me and i might just drop the sword and then it's all over for sure i this is really tough i think there's a good chance you're dead either way i do think you have a better chance against the lion though how many wolves 10 so you gotta make those shots count you can't make those shots count i'm taking the wolves either way though i think you have a better chance against the lion i completely disagree

like the lion at least you could get like a lucky shot in and like holy shit i got him right through the heart and it's over true wolves there's no lucky shot you'd have to get 10 lucky shots honestly the lion that's true like it could just attack you and not even realize what it's doing and if you just hold the sword right it could like impale itself that was my thought you know leonardo dicaprio killed a bear with a like knife so they did used to do lion sword things in the coliseum i think oh yeah yeah what was the win rate i don't know about the win rate i'm pretty sure they like starved those lions beforehand made them really weak and then to make the gladiators look good that's what i would do i don't know if that's what they did that's just

what i would do all right i'm gonna go with the wolves i'm gonna take my chances with the wolves and the glock i think you guys are fools i think i'll see you in heaven or hell either way but i think you guys are fools i think you gotta go lion i think either way using a sword we both might die good chance it's a good chance i think i think i could like sack i think i could honestly sacrifice my arm just like have the wolves bite onto it and then that's a great idea i think you're sacrificing your life i don't think that's gonna work at all one i think it's kind of gonna work one bite won't kill you there's you mean 10 bites there's 10 wolves well if they all jump at me at one they're just gonna listen to you i know he's holding his arm out guys get it they're gonna get

your neck your legs your what no wolves are definitely scary how big is a wolf it's like bigger than the biggest dog you've seen probably but not not that much bigger god wait that's a little crazy and they're pack animals so they would i think they would fight me with like precision kind of yeah like okay you remember my dog yeah he was like 80 pounds he's a big dog a wolf probably like 130 pounds minimum i mean like he i don't know this is so hard i just feel like i mean the thing is you could obviously kill one wolf with a gun easier than a lion with a sword but 10 wolves so many yeah yeah 17 bullets that's the that's huge by the way for the that's for a glock 45 which i feel like is sure 17 bullets i'm telling you you're gonna need a

reload you're not going to go bang bang bang bang like four headshots that's just not going to happen all right i'm thinking i'm going the wolves i'm going mine one line singular line singular line i need god and anime on my side and i can do it all right all right this is this is a real this is a real one oh geez did you bring something would you would you rather learn that your spouse cheated on you or killed somebody how long we've been married this changes my answer 15 years oh it's quite long oh we're married what do you think spouse is i don't know yeah you've been married for 15 years and uh they come up to you and say listen i'm guy i have something to tell you would it rather would it would would you rather it be

that they cheated on you recently or they killed somebody before you were married. All right. So obviously it can't be like, it's not like, oh, it was just self-defense. Yeah, it's cold-blooded.

Yeah, is it like cold-blooded serial killer or can it be like murky, murky self-defense sort of, not really. It could be like a crime of passion. Okay. So it's not self-defense,

definitely still a murderer, but, you know, they were caught in the moment. Yeah. and they got away with it and they got away with it yeah again and then the murder happened before they met you the cheating obviously happened while you were like recently i need more i need more details what did it was it was it like oh they killed their friend they got into a little argument yeah let's say let's say that they they got into a very heated argument and uh it was a

crime of passion and they were out on a lake in a boat what this is important how did they kill them because like if they used a hammer now like i'm i need to leave but if they just took a gun and went how is that better oh my god it's so much better it is so much better if they were like seeing this bloody popey face before them and they kept smashing i i can't be with that person no they just gave a little bang bang let's just say okay how about this they were on a boat They were arguing with their friend. They took some heavy object and clocked him over the head, and the person fell over into the water. So they didn't even mean to kill them, but now the person's, like, drowning to the bottom of the river.

So that's kind of like a manslaughter, probably. Oh, yeah. I think if you attack someone without intent to kill them and then they die, I think that's manslaughter. Which sounds like the worst form of murder. That sounds like you... That's true. Like, I don't know. that sounds like you took a chainsaw and like cut them into pieces but okay so yeah so it's

manslaughter but again they got away with it and they never told anybody but now they're telling you damn they got away with it how'd they get away with that i don't know the person i'm going to kill foreign exchange student i'm going you're okay with okay you know it was an accident i agree well no no again it was no you said it was an accident no no no i mean that's debated it was an accident that they killed the person but they still like you know assaulted them with a heavy object that's definitely not super chill right they also watched them drown i mean they had a chance yeah well yes and no i didn't ask this far jason stop answering questions i don't want to know the answer to i if my answer would be different if it happened like during the marriage

like if it happened like let's say the day before oh you remember demi remember how she went missing no that was me yeah that would definitely be different i'd probably go i'm okay with the murder wow look at these guys i think i'd take the cheating i don't know pussy i don't know i don't want to i don't want to have to know that forever it's not a big deal we got into a little spat a little murdy it's not a big deal all right all right i mean i'm still i'm still going with the cheating i'd rather i feel like the cheating is something we could work through and get over the murder all right extra extra question okay is the cheating was that a spur of the moment thing or is that like a yeah he messaged me on facebook like we talked

for months and then like that was also a spur of the moment thing okay still murder for me 15 years a lot i'm going i'm going with the cheating i don't know it's a lot of time wasted um should i go yeah sure you can go all right here's my question okay this is a good one all right oh wow would you rather have the power to spawn any food you want whenever or the power to teleport anywhere once per year can we can we real quick with this question can we remove the ethics from it because i feel like You obviously have to choose the food, and you have to solve world hunger. No, no, no.

If we say that's not an option, that would feel bad. It's only for you. Only you can eat it. Okay. But I can't share it with a friend. Oh, well, that's not good. Yeah, I have to be able to share it with five friends. Sure.

Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Honestly, I mean, the answer should be food because, you know, I definitely spend more on food than I do on, like, a yearly flight to somewhere. but the teleport thing could legitimately save your life though i mean yes oh my gosh what if you're on a plane and and it's going now oh yeah dude i'm peacing out of there sorry that's true

but also the problem with the teleport thing is i know that i would definitely just get like drunk and be like i want to be in my bed right now boom and then i can't use it for a whole other year you wouldn't even remember you used it you try to teleport later that year i'm like what the hell um oh man it's gonna be it's gotta be the food you gotta choose the food it's tough i mean one is legit like more of a much more legit superpower yeah it's a nerfed but but it's so heavily nerfed i think i gotta go food as well i think i'm going to teleport Teleport, fair enough. I just, those feelings, like when you're far and you're drunk and far from home.

No, that is the one you don't want to use. That's the one you don't want to use. Those are times that it's for. Once a year? Yeah. You're not going to save $500 on your trip to Australia or something next year? $500? I don't give a fuck.

I'd wipe my ass for $500. Whoa, this guy. Richie Rich over here. This guy wipes his ass for $500. If I was Scrooge McDuck, he dives into gold over here. If I was going to teleport, I'd teleport somewhere, like, even further. Like, I don't know, Japan. Just boom.

Japan. I said Australia. You said Australia? They're, like, pretty equally far away. Oh, Australia. I just read the $500 part. Oh, God. I wish it definitely doesn't cost $500.

No, you're right. It's probably more than $1,000. But you don't get round trips, so it is more like $500. Oh, yeah. True. That's a good point, actually. Yeah, but then you could use the money you would have spent and go on first class on the way back.

We're there. Yeah. But now I haven't saved any dollars. that's true also first class is definitely more than double the price of a coach ticket but i think i would go food and i think if you changed it to once a month i i'd probably do teleport but i gotta go food i think even twice a month i'd or twice a year i do teleport just one just doesn't cut it just just so that i can go back and forth i basically have a free trip you know okay but i don't want that you know how often do i need

teleport one place and not come back not booking lots of one-way tickets you know yeah that's a good point i might flip-flop i might go to a food but i like it as a means for safety like you were saying yeah save your life that is crazy dude what if you're freaking like stranded on a desert island or whatever like all these times it would probably save your life in almost any situation you're being attacked like any situation where you're gonna die it probably could save your life if you used it yeah that's that's pretty enticing now but how often are you and then if it gets close to the end of the year that you can go do something fun do i preserve momentum when i teleport that's a great question if i'm in a car and i use it do i just now go flying splat against

the wall okay okay that would be that would be a problem in the plane crash situation yes i would just die anyway i would just be i would be road pizza on like a macy's or you could teleport to like a uh you could teleport to like a mcdonald's ball pit or something at this point i'll just set up like a pillow room in my garage this is where i'm gonna teleport if i ever need to no it's like jumper is that the name of the movie yeah yeah that movie was awesome i love that movie great great premise all right it's my turn now question yeah i think it's your turn at home i think we probably have one more each right so would you rather be a billionaire addicted to heroin or or one million dollars

in debt addicted to cigarettes oh my god a billionaire yeah the heroines absolutely Dude, you know how hard it is to come back from that one? Did you say a million dollars in debt? Yeah. And I'm addicted to cigarettes? Dude, I thought this would be easy. Well, first of all, cigarettes is borderline. I'm going to need those cigarettes with that stress.

I guess so. I thought that this was going to be an easy million-dollar debt one. Oh, no. I'm going million-dollar debt, and first of all, I have to fake my death. I'm faking my death, and I'm getting out of there. I'm getting out of that situation. New social security, new everything, new life, new parents, everything. You guys are going to be – you know what the chances are you come back from heroin addiction?

Can I beat it? Can I try? I mean, you could try. Well, I'm a billionaire. Wait, did I get – did I become a billionaire whilst in the throes of heroin addiction? Sure. What, does this change your answer? I mean, it kind of.

It kind of means that, like, I'm a productive addict in some capacity. Those exist. I got to go billionaire. you're picking the hardest drug potentially to get off of but i but i could go to like the best rehab ever yeah but you also you also have california rehabs are very nice you also have unlimited money to like keep feeding your addiction no no financial factors stop you you're like all right i'll go i'll go next week to the rehab but you have negative money to first of all i'm not jt holden anymore i'm not jt holden anymore i don't even give a shit

about that but just being a million dollars in debt is awful and i'm not jt holden that was jt holden was a million dollars in debt i'm faking my death and i'm i'm bruce johnson god i'd be awful to think of a fake name on the spot okay so you're bruce johnson bruce johnson i can literally say i will give 500 million dollars to whoever whoever whichever rehab can kick my heroin addiction and still have 500 million dollars left i think that you are And I can give a million for you to get you out of your situation. You can. You can solve my situation.

Although now I'm going to think – apparently I'm going to think that you died because you faked your death and went to like Ecuador or something. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't pick Ecuador, but yeah. I'm sorry. Obvious. Only stupid Argentina. No. So I just think that – again, I don't know.

Maybe a heroin addict in the comments can answer for me. But I think you might be underestimating, like, how much willpower you would need from yourself. Like, obviously, you sober, non-heroin addicted Danny can say, oh, I'll just go to rehab. But, like, there's tons of people with the option for rehab and don't go because they'd rather just keep doing the heroin because it's that good. No. And I understand that. And I think it's going to be probably the hardest battle of my life. Oh, yeah.

But every battle is better when you have a billion dollars. That's also true. Especially, yeah. All battles are better. You have the best services at your disposal with that billion. Yeah. Even if you have unlimited heroin. That is a good point.

You literally, you could not do a billion dollars in heroin. I would pick the billionaire even if it was, I had $1 million and a cigarette addiction. I would still pick the billionaire. What? Yeah. You would pick, hold on, hold on, hold on. This needs to be studied. Well, hold on a second.

I might agree with him actually. Wait a minute. I didn't need to make a million in debt. You guys would pick billionaire heroin addiction over millionaire cigarette addiction. Single millionaire, yes. All right, let's just throw the cigarettes away. Would you guys just pick being a billionaire with a heroin addiction over being a millionaire? Potentially.

Oh, my gosh. Potentially, honestly. You guys have never seen me again. I'm an Argentino. My name's Bruce Johnson. I speak Spanish now. All right, I'll go. found something out about you guys listen i think i could beat heroin what can i say

what can i say people have done it i'm not saying you can people have done it the question is would you rather have a blanket wrapped around you at all times in the summer even in the shower or never have access to a blanket ever again in your life no towels nothing you can't use clothing and like as like a fake blanket so you could and you and you could switch your blankets out so you could have your little shower blanket that's basically like a towel and switch it out for a dry one afterwards but you've always got to be reffing a blanket i need a blanket i need a blanket you need a blanket and you're buying it at all times you're gonna wear one i'm going the summer one yeah can you like wear it like when you're going out and about can you wear like a

toga yeah you can get creative with the with its usage i'm going no blanket no blankets no blanket ever i'm just gonna sleep with like a hoodie on which is what i mean i've done i've been forced to do it before just sleep with like a hoodie and sweatpants and just kind of do one of these and pretend you're in a blanket then i'm going i'm going blanket i'd rather have i'd rather always be cloaked in a blanket than never have a blanket truly it's definitely a tough one all right jason final one give us one to give us a banger uh all right dude think about how hot it is down here right now you're gonna be wrapped in a blanket right now i know i'm sweating in this hoodie already i'm cold you weigh 85 pounds jason yes okay that's fine you're cold it's so

hot in here it is hot it is unusually hot in here all right would you rather every time you drive you get a flat tire or every time you drive you run into traffic it's gotta be traffic first no matter the distance do i get free like free unlimited tires why would you get that well then but because now if i pick this it's literally costing me like thousands and thousands of dollars a year that's a good point but if if you're going on a long drive like you're hitting track like if you're on a three-hour drive you're hitting three hours of traffic now you could strategically drive to kind of there are places that give you like like if you get your tires changed there they give you like a few months of insurance can i just like constantly take advantage of that

uh sure what do you mean like so if you get your tires changed at a place and then like Oh, like a warranty? They pop. Yeah, they'll give you like a three-month, like, okay, and if your tire pops again, we'll fix it for free. Can I take advantage of that? You can do whatever. You can get a platinum AAA membership and, you know, whatever.

But it is going to suck if you're driving a short distance. Oh, no. I mean, I would never drive a short distance ever again, basically. With the traffic one, I think I would only drive short distances. But with the tire one, it's like, oh, I'm going to the deli, and I know I'm going to get a flat tire somewhere in between. And this is for any car you step in. You can't get an Uber.

It's going to happen to the Uber. What? It happens to the cars that I'm in? Yeah, it happens. I thought it was just cars that I'm driving. I did say drive, but you can't get around it. You're like, oh, I'm only taking Ubers. Oh, my God.

This is awful. This is pretty terrible. I have, like, the worst Uber rating ever. Somehow every single Uber I get in, their tires pop. Yeah, I guess I'll go traffic. I don't know. The tire thing is just – if I get – so if I bring a spare tire with me and then I get out of the car and change it and then I start driving again, is that like a new trip and my tire pops again now? Well, say it.

No, no, no, no. Don't be a supervillain, Jason. Well, it doesn't happen automatically. Once you get to your destination, flat tire. So whenever you go back into your car after you park, you get a flat tire. So I can still – That's how I imagined it. I can still drive just fine.

yeah it's when i get out of the car it's when you're trying to go back home or wherever so basically so i could like go on a trip and if i just like jt said if i just bring one extra tire i could get there and back yes if you drive to florida you're gonna well you're still gonna get popped at like gas stations and stuff probably yeah because you turn your car off right or is it when i reach florida whenever your car we'll say whenever your car is turned off i'm filling my tank with the get with the car on this explodes yeah i've done it before oh my god why uh i my car wouldn't start and i finally got

it to start but i needed gas so i drove up and i just like filled it while it was still on and it was were you not worried about it blowing up in your face i was a little worried but my dad told me it was like they don't you're not supposed to do it but you can so i just did it wow i didn't know you could even do that i heard it's like a low chance of that happening all right well then Yeah, I'm filling my gas tank up with the car on. All right, I'm going flat tire then. Yeah, I'm going flat tire. That should make it a lot easier.

This changed everything. This changed everything. You made it too easy now. No, no, no. You did not make it too easy. All right, let's do one more. All right, we got time for one more, folks. One more here.

Would you rather get a third eye tattoo or get both arms full sleeve tattooed of hentai woman? oh my god or men or men if you want actually you get to choose okay oh man why are you looking at me i'm just i'm just wondering also you have to wear short sleeves yeah wait do they have to be naked hentai women yes like they can't just be like super busty with clothes on though uh you could you you could have a couple there definitely needs to be majority naked but if you want to get some cool like bikini ones on there and stuff like the design's still up to you oh man this is hard this is actually very hard because third eye tattoo is like now forever and always you're like if you're walking down the street like people are gonna be like i'll stay away from that guy

i think they're gonna say that either way well no i feel like at first you won't even realize the hentai sleeve and then you'll go oh now i see it okay um you know what i'm gonna go the hentai sleeve yeah and i'm gonna say that i am like like a genuine believer in the art of hentai that makes it worse just say you like naked and i wanted i've i've i and i chose to encrust this art on my body this is art sound sounds real crusty jason what are you going to be honest i don't agree with that reason but i am i'm also gonna go hentai sleeve Dude, I'm going with the third eye, and I'm just going to, like, really lean into it. Like, I'm going to just say I'm a psychic and probably learn a couple tricks that I can be, like, a fortune teller or whatever.

Some people can rock it. Make a living off of it, at least. You might be able to rock it. Yeah. I'm going to make a living off of it. That guy from Avatar, he had the third eye tattoo? Oh, that was sick. That guy looked cool.

Sparky, sparky boom man. Oh, wait, hold on. Big question. What? Do I have to get the tattoos, or are they magic? this is important for Danny you have to get them damn it

because two sleeves sounds awful two sleeves is going to be 24 hours minimum probably it's going to be a long time the face one's probably going to hurt but it'll be done

you can get it done in an hour an hour probably maybe even less that slightly changes things but I might just have to go through the pain

beauty's pain does it change your answer Danny yeah I'm going third eye oh man I no longer respect the art of hentai i'm getting a third eye and like you like you said i'm really gonna lean into it i'm gonna get some custom glasses that have a third eye as well i like that yeah it's gonna be like an

upside down mickey mouse kind of right circle circle and then yes yes like a three but yeah i love that because the hentai is just too much i mean like you know no that's gonna hurt also if you have like if you have kids then you know now you can't like go to your you can't go to your kids basketball games anymore now you're completely flipping you said it was art and now it's oh it's disgusting well i mean it is art but it's hard for over 18 year olds and danny only danny doesn't actually have that opinion he was just forced into that opinion he doesn't even believe it although i would say if you are inclined to get a hentai you know sleeve the more graphic the better i really just lean into it oh so you're saying like penis and balls yeah i'll say tentacles

maybe tentacles okay what is happening this podcast goes off the rails we don't have antonio here to keep us keep us on track uh i can't do third eye that's that's too much i can't lean we have a hentai one on there what the hell are you talking about nothing oh he didn't like that is that what that is joke you don't now i see those not tentacles no some some people i will say like have i don't know people get boobies on their like tattoos yeah i've seen a naked girl yeah he does that's on the nicer side some people can rock it but like i've seen like harley quinn tits out like i'm yeah fully colored and i'm like who in their right mind would get that i i don't understand that in the slightest i don't know why anyone would get anything like

that including martin sorry martin that one is i've seen like they it's like a girl bending over and the belly button is the butthole i've seen that too oh my goodness i've seen that yeah they're using the landscape like in the area dude i've seen like they they use the they use the a man It uses its own nipple as like a girl who's showing one nipple. And it's crazy what people are willing to do. Listen, sometimes you got to do stuff to push the boundaries of art. No, there's no need for naked drawings on your body, my opinion. All right.

I think we're good. All right. I'm picking Third Eye. All right. All right. Fair enough. Is that it for the Antonio Free podcast? That's it.

This is a fun fact. The first podcast Antonio has not been on ever. Shocking. because i've been i've been off a handful you've been off a few yeah one or two i feel like at the beginning i was off a few a few of them okay and then for a while it was just me and antonio just during like covid it was me and him but yeah so the antonio free podcast um i'd be interested to hear antonio's answers to some of these questions so he can leave those down in the comments as well as you you can leave the comments for whatever would you rather put put it down below what would

you do specifically this last one i need to know all right jt tell me where to find you i'm on instagram at the j balls you can find me at danny is watching on instagram can't forget to follow the picky boys on instagram the picky boys on twitch don't forget to follow our gaming channel and follow the picky boys on tiktok holy shit he did it