Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 26 - Picky Boys Podcast #391

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, Jason, and Danny play another round of would you rather? Each round they'll pick between two (usually bad) choices! Leave your answers to the questions in the comments down below and enjoy the episode! KARTIOTHON MERCH OUT NOW! 🏁 - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE KARTIOTHON DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

you ready skiggetty i'll try all right freddie all right welcome back to the picky boys podcast another riveting round of would you rather riveting round of would you rather r-r-o-w-r billion 20 billion minus seven probably would you just you just break the chair drop the vape what did you drop it was you bro it's your vape nothing would you well j jason is on a comically small desk because he's he's using it long ways and not no this is how it was he's using it short ways and not long ways either way today's would you rather um play along in the comments what you would put and or what what you would choose and who wants to go first should we start with jason start with jason okay jason he brings the bangers jason jason upstairs told me that he has the best would you

rather, that has ever been would or rather. Ever? I've never said that. Yes, he did. Alright. First one is one from the Discord. Patreon.com to get on the Discord. Patreon.com slash PickyBoysDMS. That's a good way to get out of it. Every tier gets on the Discord.

I have a really good one after this. So this is from Flood1990. It's, would you rather only be able to drink milk or only be able to drink beer for the rest of your life? Oh. Only able to drink milk or only able to drink beer? Oh man, both are pretty awful

at life, honestly. Yeah, but I don't want to... As much as I like drinking, I don't want to be drunk all the time. I feel like the answer kind of has to be milk here. Totally disagree. You're going to go beer? Yeah, because you can still go low

ABV beers here, I think. So you're going to go beer and go low ABV beers? Yes, I'm going to go beer. I'm going to go a low ABV beer, a hot. Maybe I'll do a triple IPA for when I want to get drunk. You get more alcohol level. It's really just like, I'm pretty sure this is how they lived in the Middle Ages.

I think it was mead, but yeah, the water was so tainted that the only way they could survive is beer. I don't know if that's exactly how, like they definitely had water. It had to be a little fermented. No, but they had fire, right? So they can always boil water. Yeah, but there was something not good going on. Yeah, I would agree. You have to use the water to make the beer.

No, that's why I'm saying mead. I don't think you have to do it with mead. I don't think it was beer. I think it was ale or mead. It's different. It's something different. I'm sure the nobles and the kings and the people and the cousins had water, but, bro, little Timmy down on the peasant road.

He had beer. He had to have beer. I don't. He had beer. Okay. Maybe this is true. No, and stop saying it was ale or mead. I'm 80% sure.

I'm 80% sure. Well, isn't ale a beer? Yeah. Yeah. Is it though? Yeah. Yeah. I think mead is not.

Mead's like honey beer, right? Yeah, exactly. So they just had honey and, like, piss or something, and they turned it into meat. And that's what it tastes like, really. But milk for everything? I mean, aren't you going to get sick of this? Dude, I'll be honest. This milking does not sound that bad.

Yeah, but think about it, because then I could make chocolate milk, right? I could do chocolate milk. Yeah, of course. Strawberry milk. Strawberry milk, not as great. Kind of gross, though. Not as good. Yeah.

Regular milk. Okay. And also, like, fat-free milk is essentially water. It's just water that's painted white. I could have cereal still. you can still have cereal you can't have cereal what are you gonna have beer cereal trash that's actually but you're a better oh that's a good question can i use milk like could i bake a cake nah don't give it to him wait i don't know because i'm not drinking that okay i guess he

could bake a cake but you can't have cereal you know could you make a beer pretzel or beer cheese could you make a beer cheese no that tastes too much like beer you ever have a beer cheese no but i think you can as long as you're not drinking it you'll drink it you can use water and all these other things you just can't drink anything else you know what i'm saying you've ever beer cheese and it's just so much beer tasting i actually haven't really i actually never taste the beer in it really i feel like oh god i've go i'll get drunk off this i feel like she's carrying the biggest weight of the beer cheese i disagree i know it's i and i'll tell you why because beer is first in the name beer is heavy in it i'm not saying it's not it definitely is i just i feel

like the cheese covers it up so much i disagree but you can't he he could probably make a cake but he can't have cereal right so when you have a beer cheese sometimes you're like oh this one's natty light this cheese and this one's bud light bro it's like

it's more like the heavier ones like the Guinness beer cheese you can taste the Guinness oh well that sounds really good it sounds really good we could go to Oktoberfest I think they have it there

let's go after this no we can't we gotta go to Margaritaville with what you're wearing probably what the hell is this no I like it alright what are you picking Jason

I think I'm going with your beer here hell yeah okay 50-50 split that means you have to decide in the comments would you rather have beer for the rest of your life

or milk i was about to say cheese i was like what the beer or cheese the cheese tangent all right i have one that's like a longer one with multiple options and i have one that's just like regular then i also have a jason one he has the jason one okay let's start with the jason one would you rather suck 100 dicks in one day or one dick every day for 100 days i don't want to be this guy i don't want to be this guy and i'm i'm promised isn't this a danny one no why is this a jason one in its vulgarity and somewhat unoriginal unoriginality there's no poop or pee in it there's no there's no who are peeing it though is that possible a hundred thousand in one day well no we know what he wants okay here it is it's would you rather suck 100 penises in one day oh i'm

Or suck one penis a day for a hundred days. Question. Can it be the same penis? I'm going to say yes. I think it's fair. I think it's fair. I know it's your genie. It's your penis genie.

Yes. But a hundred and one day makes sense. It's different. The same one every day for a hundred days, that could be the same. I could pick. Yeah, but I feel like that makes that option. That option is already more like lenient, you know. Is it?

I have to find a different person every day? It's just like a magic. It's not a person. You don't have to find someone. You don't have to do work to find them. You just got to do work to suck them. Oh, it's a detached penis and balls? No, no, no.

Wait, is it? It's like a portal. Yes, but yes. It's like a portal. It's a glory hole portal. It's in your bathroom. Oh, but what if there's like an alien one that slips through? I don't want to do that.

You know, that's just chance. It's the risk I take? Yes. What if there's a universe where the portal came through that's just horses? That's good. That's good. All right, what about this? What if I hit new option?

Okay, thank you. Third tertiary option. 10 dicks a day for 10 days. 10 different dicks? Yeah, I mean, these are all different. It's going to be the same dick selection regardless of what you picked. No, but he wanted to do the same dick 100 times.

Yeah, that'd be nice. I vetoed that. You feel less ran through. To completion? No, I vetoed that. Completion? Yes, but you don't have to do anything with it. Got it, got it, yeah.

Because saying that part is too far. Yeah, well, we're not crass here. Right, right, right. I'll do, just give me 1,000 dicks in a day. Okay, well, he's adding 900. Just off the numbers. If I'm already doing 100, I'm beating Bonnie Blue at that point. That's true.

Give me the record. Give me 1,001 Dalmatians. Let me get out of the way. Let me do 100 in a day. And tomorrow, I'll be the same guy. I don't think so. Not after that. By the way, if this was gender swapped for me, I would do 101 day.

You would? 101 pussies? 101 pussies in one day. Oh, God. The little thing on my tongue would hurt. I would. He learned that the other day. I did learn that the other day.

The little thing, the little connection on your tongue starts to hurt. Isn't this, this is not a Patreon, right? No. Sorry, sorry, Susan. Oh, no, that's not her anymore. No, she died. Susan. The CEO of YouTube.

Oh, of CEO? She's dead. Of CEO. What the fuck? Okay. Okay, well, rest in peace, Susan. Yeah. The CEO of YouTube?

Yeah. Ex-CEO. Pizzled? Is that a word for die? Is that Italian? I don't know. Yeah. Hey, Bizzled.

Okay. I got, would you rather be in a public bathroom that had no doors on the stalls or be in a public bathroom stall that has no toilet paper in it? I'm assuming both of these, you're taking a boop. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. So it's still a men's room, right? It's a men's room.

Why did you have to clarify? Do you frequent? Well, no. I didn't know if no walls meant I was just shitting in public, literally. No, no, no. No stall doors. I thought you said no walls got it okay

oh I'll do no stall doors I've been to many places who have no stall doors I've also seen the no toilet paper it's usually in more like clubby like bar type situations so no one fucks in them thank you for the clarification but you'll take a

poop in there I'd rather have no toilet paper I feel like I can handle myself with no toilet paper he can't I have been in that situation use a sock use your sock you got you got you got sock outside and sock inside you've got four sock hindsight is 2020 and if you really want use your underwear i mean come on we got to walk out of there poop free a little bit poopy people poop poopy podcast sorry uh no pooping is a relatively like pg-13 activity like once you sit down and poop if you just like you know have your hands over your like

lap here nobody's seeing anything i'll be honest like it's really just a guy sitting in a chair i'll be honest i don't think we got to get off this real quick but i don't poop without like my pants off and my shirt off yeah me too right yeah so like i just can't do it i gotta get fully naked to poop i do kind of get fully naked but not not if i'm in a stall well no even if there's walls in the stall i'm still gonna yeah yeah really yeah like it's the it's what like the most uncomfortable way for me so i would i would just do the no toilet paper and i'll figure it out i got i got clothes on i'll be all right you understand the pants because you want to have a wide stance yeah that's why this one like that i don't know at that point i'm just like let me be

funny as well yeah you're gonna have you ever seen what a human man looks like with just a shirt on no pants looks ridiculous you're gonna winnie the pooh while you're pooping the poo winnie the poo poo okay yeah take everything off i think that's a little little weird oh no no it's for sure yeah i'll take that but that's fair i'll do it no toilet paper i survived it once i could survive again and what did you use instead yeah next topic next topic no you brought it up what happened what's your question jt i'm not saving you here jason what happened you brought it up jt what's your question what did he do what was it it was the the toilet paper was all covered in piss right there's one roll next to me and it's sopping wet and then i was like oh thank god there's another

one and i grabbed it and it was sopping wet too i had to stretch for that one i had to really so what'd you do you know it's between me and god all right i gotcha let's just go on to the next one please all right okay no more i have a jason question is there another people okay thank god no more people would you rather have the biggest balls in the world or the smallest jason do me a favor look up the biggest balls in the world real quick i don't want to see it No, no, no, it's covered, it's covered. Are you talking about the guy that has, like, a tumor? He wears the hoodie upside down, and the hood is the ball cover?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't go how many dicks to pee-pee-poo-poo to balls. We gotta, we gotta... No. Come on, come on. So would you rather have the biggest balls in the world or the smallest? This is what you'd look like. 132 pounds.

This is basically a disability. Is he in prison? I don't know. I'll use this image to follow up on that. Don't... Make sure you cover that image when you're editing this. This is literally, like, South Park. What the hell is this?

It's literally like South Park. All right, so that or the smallest balls. Dude, I'm taking the smallest balls in the world. I'm not dealing with that. That's not even cool. No? This one's not. This isn't even cool.

Jason, pull up the smallest balls in the world. Let's see what Antonio... Having the smallest balls in the world might just be like no balls. It's just probably no balls, yeah. It's probably two little peanuts. Yeah, like functionally no balls. Yeah. I'm taking the smallest balls.

Yeah, I'll take the smallest balls. I'm going biggest balls. All right, that's great. You already have those. Let's get off those. Let's push. I'm going biggest. Oh, this guy.

Okay. Honestly, maybe next time around, next month, we should do Mount Rushmore instead of Would You Rather. We could change it up a little bit. We could change it up a little bit. All right. It's Jason. Your turn. All right.

Here's mine. Is this the one that you said was the greatest one ever? I never said that. You just said that before. You said I've always had a really good one. I said I had one that I thought was funny. All right. Let's go.

All right. So would you rather talk like Gollum for the rest of your life or talk like Jar Jar Binks for the rest of your life? Oh. I like this. Okay. Can anybody do a Gollum? It's like, my precious. That's what it's like, right?

And then Jar Jar Binks is like, No, no, no. That's R2-D2. Wait, Jar Jar Binks is... Mesa, Mesa, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Oh, that's pretty good. Pretty good. Oh, definitely Jar Jar Binks.

Jar Jar Binks. Less evil sounding. 100%. We can't all sound like Jar Jar Binks. Someone's got to sound like Gollum. I'll do Gollum. I'll do Gollum. We can't all be Jar Jar Binks.

It's so much more off-putting. Yeah. It's so much more ugly. Like, can you pass me my phone like that? Yeah, I know. It's all, it's raspier than that. All right, I'll do my longer one. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Okay, are we ready? Yes. The year is 2050. He's starting. Oh, my God. The genetic enhancements and organ printing have taken off. You just received a voucher which allows you to choose one of the few specialized printed organs for your body. Oh.

Which would you rather have? Okay. So you get a special organ. This one is the hornworm filter. Based on the genes of tobacco and marijuana, you can smoke anything and be totally healthy. No negative health risks. What organ is that? What's the earthworm organ?

It's a hornworm filter. I don't know. You said it was organs. I'm sure it goes in your lung, probably. It doesn't tell you where? No, it does not, actually. Okay, so you can smoke anything without any negative health risks. Okay.

for the addicted people in our lives. What about crack? I'll be honest. If you pick that, that is psychotic. I'm thinking about picking it. Jason, that's such a problem. You're not even locking in. All right.

Angler fish lore. It's a glowing lore that comes out of the back of your head and stands above your head. It can be extended and retracted at will, and it makes you 50% more attractive to people who are attracted to your gender. Okay. So it makes you 50% more attractive.

So to be clear, not organs. Well, these are like new organs. Got it. Okay. I like that one. That one's not bad. Okay. This one's the bovine stomach.

These are extra stomachs allowing you to eat four times as much as normal and process them as fast as one regular stomach. So you could basically eat a bunch. And like you wouldn't get fat, I'm guessing? Yeah, yeah. It basically- Well, no. It would just, you could eat four times as much, but it would count as one.

Yeah. Oh, God. So it's not that you don't get, it's just four times. so if you loved eating you would pick that yeah that would get really expensive i think yeah it's like okay listen these are the organs on the list all right no one's coming at you we're discussing the organs okay photosynthetic skin your skin turns green and you can now create your own nutrients by being in the sunlight oh you can still eat but you don't need to now photosynthesis but your skin does turn green trade off there like forever or when i use it uh forever i think

okay there's two more slow mode instead of sleep you enter a state where you are 60 percent less productive but still awake do you gain and you gain three to four hours worth of extra time and feel just as refreshed as if you slept slept i believe slept yes okay and then finally this one's op a little bit but uh gecko regrowth any limb severed except for the head will grow back bigger or more complex limbs take longer that's not that useful how many times how many times so far in your life has your limbs get ripped off yeah i know but this is a good fail safe i feel like i'd put my hands in much more precarious situations put your hands in more machinery now like oh wait you're saying it grows back bigger no no no no is that what you said

because i got some bigger and more complex organs take longer to grow right so it'll grow back pretty quick but it's just more of a like it helps you be invincible type thing okay so which organ are you taking i think that i don't even like it that much but i think what these aren't about listen no these are the options why are you acting like i know you didn't come up with them so relax this was on reddit i feel like the angler fish one is the most useful maybe you want to be more attractive not even that it's like i feel like the other one's like eating four times as much it's not even like you don't gain weight it's gonna be expensive it's gonna be expensive The slow motion one, honestly, I didn't even understand.

Slow motion? Well, like the sleeping one. Yeah, it's basically like reduced power mode. So instead of sleeping, you can just do everything, but imagine you're just like sloth-like. I'm doing that. I might take that then, actually, if it's that. I didn't understand it, and that one's probably it.

So it's basically like you can do a task, but if you try to do a task in the sleeping time, it would take eight hours, but you'd still be refreshed afterward. So it's like you slept, and you got a little bit of work done. bit of work you're just like honestly isn't that what happens when you stay up that late anyway oh but you're not refreshed but you're not refreshed after yeah this counts as sleep i guess i'll do the sleep one i feel like that one's the most op one probably the angler fish

i do like but i don't know if it's you're attractive to people while it's only while it's out like if if i used it to like you know get a wife and then i retracted it would i imagined it was when only when it was out yeah so then she'd be like oh yeah yeah probably she i don't know if she'd be like ew this guy's gross well imagine imagine if your wife was you found out she was 50 less attractive in your mind that's a lot yeah i agree but i don't know if it takes on from like that's like a that's like a six to a ten i think that's how it works there's no like no i think it's exponential scale like from a nine to a ten maybe six to a nine right because half of three there's 50 of six yeah but you guys are you guys are thinking it too you guys are

thinking too linear like the distance between nine and ten is just one it's kind of like um elder scrolls leveling i feel like difference between nine and ten is actually ten like it's ten different points nine and ten the difference between a nine and a ten is that the person is 50 more attractive i i think i'm not saying that like i'm not locking that in um steve but i think that there's a case for it i think there's a case for it i definitely agree with your like uh like progressive scaling yeah yeah yeah but i think it's lower than that yeah probably but i'm saying there is one it's not just one so maybe it's like between an eight and a ten that could probably be a 50 fine with that and i'm fine with that well give it a seven but like

the point is it's not honestly the photosynthesis one being green kind of cool and that is really the most useful one if you're a naturist you can never die you could be lost 172 hours you wouldn't be dying i'm pretty sure he was in a cliff and there was no sun 127 hours you're talking about that guy yeah he was deeped in there was no he only got sun remember i knew he was like 25 minutes or something remember he had put his arm out only his forearm got sun that that would work ah not enough bro not enough you're telling me i could i could eat i could eat all my day's worth with a handful of green yeah no way i think i'm like this is now you're green also. This is a hot plant. Big, hot plant.

Green is cool. Green's alright. Blue's cooler. I also, like, I like eating, so I don't want to... You can still eat. Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna eat less now. I'm gonna definitely eliminate some eating. Yeah, dude, I'm just gonna have, like, a magnifying glass apparatus where I just put it outside and it's a

beam right to, like, my back or something while I'm working. Just always energized. Always feeding. Well, yeah. Well... Is absorbing... Because the sun, right? The sun, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is absorbing the sun's sunlight satisfying in the same way eating is, right? It's like, oh, I feel like I'm getting...

This is such a genuine question. It couldn't possibly be. All right, I'm not taking that bullshit. Do you think plants are as satisfied with the sun as we are after we eat, like, a burger? I feel like it'd be better because your whole body's eating, kind of.

Imagine laying out in the sun and you're naked in green skin photosynthesis. Your whole body's eating. Why don't you have to find a nude beach around? Like, in the yard. You could eat through your...

You could eat through all parts of you. He wants to eat their anus. Supposedly, you're supposed to sun your anus anyway. We're not. So who's they? Yeah. Or who says you're supposed to?

Whatever. Who's the one guy? Supposedly. Supposedly, you're supposed to. Who is the person who supposedly? Probably a guy who suns his anus, honestly. The guy underneath the bridge Danny goes by. All right.

I mean, I'm sure it feels good. I'm going with the productivity one. Yeah, I'm doing the sleep one. Also, like, does he put sunscreen on it, do you think? What are you talking about? Can you stop talking about anuses? Oh, my God, Jason. Sunscreen would totally defeat the whole point, I think.

Jason, relax. But you can't get a sunburn on your anus. That sounds crazy. We're talking about the planet, by the way, YouTube. Yeah, YouTube planets. Don't start. All right. Fine.

Don't start marzing around. Jason, what organ are you picking? He's picking the smoking filter. I locked into that already. That's probably a larger problem that we'll get into in another day. And I'm smoking a pack. This is your intervention. Damn, I can't do another poop one.

Hold on. Would you rather be followed everywhere by 50 normal ducks or be followed everywhere by a giant duck that's as big as, like, if you combine 50 of them? Oh, my God. That's so big. Oh, 50 normal ducks, for sure. If the ducks die or you try to get rid of them,

they come back. Always 50 ducks. That's great. But they don't... They're just following me, right? They're not attacking me. No, they're just following you. Yeah.

I feel like it'd be hard to eat at restaurants These are my ducks I don't think you'd be allowed in any restaurants So I'm giving up restaurants But either way Unless it's a restaurant that serves duck Because now you can make a deal with them That's true

If I open up a duck restaurant I get infinite ducks And I just keep growing back ducks Duck's not that good though Duck is very good It's not as good as the other poultry Very fatty If you're at a dinner and you order duck You can't eat duck wings

I can't trust your opinion, unfortunately, because you're a turkey blower. I like turkey. I like chicken. I like those birds. It's kind of hard to judge JT's opinion on food a little bit sometimes because he can't have that sweet, sweet glutone. Turkey has got to be the worst of the poultry. Oh.

You think duck's better? Yeah. Dude, duck's so fatty. I just don't like fatty meats. Can it be 50 turkeys follow me? 50 chickens? Oh, that would be way worse. No, it's too big.

It's too big. Chickens would be cool. Turkeys are huge, bro. If I combine 50 ducks into one big mega duck, can I ride that duck? Is that big enough to ride? This seems like a question you could ask AI now. Just combine the mass of 50 ducks and give me how big that one duck would be. Why not just times the weight of one duck by 50?

Because it's not just about the weight. I want the scale of the duck, too. How would you even ask this? 50 ducks. How big would 50 ducks combine? You need the volume of a duck. That's what you need. Go on Google AI mode.

You thought that you were going to type that in and hit images and we were going to find what we were looking for? Maybe. Okay, it's thinking. It's not how it works. Type in how big. You need to type something in, Jason. You can't just type in 50.

No, in the AI thing. In the AI. How big? How much would... Because you've got to give Google something to work with. How much? How much? How much would 50 ducks combined in one?

Jason, how much would 50 ducks combined... What the hell is going on? I had some drinks before this. He had two drinks. I was there. All right, so 175 pounds. That's not big enough to ride. This wasn't a bad search.

No, we're looking for volume. You gave us weight, but it's fine. What volume, man? Well, I didn't want to know the height. I know, but... You asked if you could ride it. I don't think you can ride it. 175 pounds, you can't ride it.

But that's why, if you knew the weight, you would be able to tell. You'd be able to know. You can't ride 175 pounds. No, but like a child can, which is cool. Yeah, riding's off the table. Can't ride my duck. Well, now I'm a big duck. I thought it was going to be way bigger than this, not going to lie.

175-pound duck? Now I'm on the big duck team. That's going to be huge, by the way. Yeah. Because it's still, like, ducks are really light. Yeah. They're very not dense, so. It's like having 100 pounds of feathers.

Like, how much bigger than an ostrich, do you think? I would say bigger than an ostrich. How much does an ostrich weigh? No, but ostriches are dense, so, like, it condenses them. Just think 10 ducks tall and 5 ducks wide. That's basically what it would be. Yeah. Danny, Danny, Danny, do you have a better picture now?

Wow. Ostriches have some sexy legs. Wow, 120. Maybe it wouldn't be as big as an ostrich. It'd be half an ostrich. Yeah, but you could ride an ostrich. Some people could ride an ostrich. You're up to nine feet tall?

Are you serious? Yeah, they're big. I just went on the safari in Animal Kingdom. Big fuck. They're big. Damn. Can't fly, though. Fast.

um i think i'm gonna go big duck because now people are gonna be scared of my big duck maybe i'm switching yeah i'm just gonna be big duck guy big duck guy yeah i it'd be annoying to hang out with danny though i think it's way cuter to hang out and bring up 50 cute ducks to a party than one big ugly ass duck yeah but think of the noise 50 ducks noise like the one ducks definitely louder right but it's it's not constant constant squawking yeah i think 50 would be i think if i showed up with 50 cute-ass ducks to a party? They're not even ducklings. Can I do 500 ducklings

instead? Oh my god, that'd be so cute. That'd be adorable. I'm down. They're getting stepped on. They'll pop back up. Oh my god, I'm picking that immediately. Bro, you can't walk around with 500 ducklings following you all the time.

Not only are they 500 ducklings, but I'm going to train them to all walk in a single-file line, too. That's pretty far. I'm going to train them to steal change. What? You think I could get them to steal coins? Oh, like from the ground? Yeah.

What if I 500 little ducklings? Sounds like a JoJo stand. All right, anime reference guy, even though it's a good reference. But why can't it be? They're immortal ducks. You tell me I can't teach them to pick up a penny? They're immortal ducks. Also, I'm starting to forget what a duck looks like.

Can we get a duck? This cannot be. Well, there's multiple ducks. I'm trying to picture them in my head, but I'm picturing all kinds of ducks. Not a mallard. Not a mallard. So like a yellow duck? Yeah, normal duck.

Normal duck. Yeah, like the white duck right there. That white duck. Like the Aflac duck. Yeah, the Aflac duck. Like that duck. Okay. Those things quack and all.

Oh, they are very cute, honestly. They are very cute. You're telling me I can't train this thing up to... I can't train... Dude. Well, never mind. I just think that, like, if they follow you in your house, they're going to be shitting all over the place.

And also, again, they don't leave your side, so they're not going to, like, go out and search for coins. Like, they're just going to stay near you. Maybe if they walk over one on the sidewalk with you. yeah how does like sleeping work are they just all in my room or did they like are they just need to be by me maybe maybe they could graciously and respectfully wait outside your door yeah if i built them a house yeah maybe a little house okay or just a little little like living area situation oh my god have you seen the guy on tiktok who builds houses for his cats not houses that's um

that's an understatement he builds cities wow like you like he can stand inside them it's like the size of a full human being and it looks one-to-one like a cat in a city. He built a working train. It's insane. Dude, when I was a kid, I always wanted to make...

What? I didn't say anything. No, you said everything with your eyes. I didn't say a single thing. I didn't say a single thing. I know what this guy looks like, though.

What's he look like? I just know. You just know, you know. You know what he looks like. What does he look like? You know. Jason, can you look him up? What does he look like?

No, I want to hear your prediction. I'll tell you what he looks like. You can write it down on your phone and I'll read it. I could tell you some things about him, too. What does that mean? I'll write it down. What did you write down?

I wrote down. It's the second, the third one right there. This one? Yeah. It's not that guy? Look, that's him inside of the model. All right, I'm going to be honest. Honestly, not what I expected.

Not what I thought he would look like. All right. I think he's exactly what I thought. Right there. Perfect. Perfect right there. You want to see what I wrote down? Yes.

You wrote down Chinese man. Wait, no. He's editing it right now. I misspelled the word. A dweeb? A little bit. It's dweeby. It's a little dweeby.

Obviously. He has a robot of himself going down an escalator. He's pretty dweeby. Well, anybody who puts this much time into one thing is a little dweeby. So you agree with me. But this is a cool model. So you agree with me. He has a working train.

The door's open. Look at that. I'll be honest. It's insane. I'll be honest. Are you sure this is real? This is all I got. Are you getting caught?

I think he might be getting caught with some CGI tricks here. If I was getting caught, I don't have to it. But, I mean, I don't know. 500K subscribers, nice. I mean, these are like expertly crafted little models. Definitely. This guy could be in Hollywood. Yeah.

Blow these things up. Where is he putting these? That's a great question. That's a fantastic question. Just a little dweeby as well. Just a little dweeby. He spent two years making a city for his pet. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Loser. Jesus, Jason. Sorry. You guys... Don't watch me in the net. You know what? You guys lack whimsy. Don't do that.

You guys lack whimsy. Don't do that. I think it's very... It shows very... It shows... It shows. You don't... Nobody's saying you have to do it.

It's just some cool thing that somebody did. I think it's very cool. I do think he looks like a bit of a dweeb. He was right about that. Thank you. Thank you. Is that wrong? Thank you.

Yes. You know, it is wrong because... You just said it was right a second ago. It is wrong because when you first typed it in, there was a guy who had long hair. He was greasy. He looked greasy, and that's definitely what Antonio thought, and that was just a very normal-looking Chinese man. No, he's a little dweeby.

A little dweeby. He's a little dweeby. He's a little dweeby. Also, you don't have to bring his race into this. Yeah, yeah. No one's talking about that. Dweeb-ism has nothing to do with race. Everyone can be a dweeb.

Transcends race. I know. I'm saying that guy didn't look like a dweeb. He just looks like a regular Chinese man. So you did it again. He did it again. The other guy looked like a dweeb. See, now you're...

No, that guy wrote greasy. He didn't love dweeb. Yeah, no, no, no. I would have wrote greasy. I would have wrote greasy for that. There is a difference. There's a difference between nerd, dweeb, and geek. Yeah.

Yeah. But there's one common thread. They all don't get fucked. Jesus Christ. That's not true at all, by the way. Did everyone drink before this? A little bit. Nerd's been banging.

A little bit, yeah. Nerd's been banging. No, actually, I haven't. jt i'm gonna end this off strong oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i thought we'd go in tangents on this podcast i didn't know we had to stick to the would you rather no one said anything i don't even fucking 100 ducks go duck yourself you can have 100 ducks all right uh would you rather only be able to order the worst item on the menu at any restaurant but it's free or you always know the best item but

everything's double the price always know the best everything's double the price yeah you're paying double easiest would you rather of my life the worst thing on every menu i might as well just fuck off and never go to a restaurant ever again but it's free i go who cares you could it's bad but you could go to like the fanciest restaurant oh you're saying get something where there is no bad thing no you get a hundred hundred dollar menu items like for free like if you go to i just think you're giving up you're you're inevitably giving up like all of your a lot of your favorite foods and to be fair knowing only a restaurant knowing the best thing on the menu you know that might not be something you

even ordered so knowing it is kind of a superpower in itself then he has that power wait is you do you have to get that is that what it is he thinks he has that power the most expensive thing you know what is it just like you know what you're talking about the best item know the best you know the best item yeah but you don't have to get it no oh you got to do that you do that the other thing is just destroying every restaurant experience for the rest of your life but it's free yeah i mean i guess so you could go to restaurants where you know the items cost hundreds of dollars and you get the worst item but and then and then afterwards you'll say i'll never know what peak is like yeah and i feel like the worst item will always be some kind of

fish's ass and i just i won't i won't even eat it you ever see you ever see like a bronzino where a full fish like who even eats oh my god those are delicious i love those i don't i know not only do they suck but also when you order it why are you trying to disgust everybody at the table yeah no one wants to see a full dead fish gawking at me i i like i like the presentation of it all i must admit i've never seen you order one i'll be honest we don't go to you guys don't go to places where you would order a full bronzino some of us with me you bitch i'm sure that when danny goes out on the occasions he does the i have a picture from two weeks ago full bronzino i'll show it to you right now i want to see it i'll show it to you right now why why would you

get god that looks so disgusting he's right i don't know if he ordered this or he ate it which is on the table but look how gross that looks really no it is disgusting coconut crab curry oh my god also get you why are your balls in the next slide what is that why do you ball It goes Bronzino, coconut curry, and then balls. There's no balls. Get rid of that. There's no balls here, but you thought August 18th, Bronzino, trying to call me out of my shit.

It's fake. It's not fake. It's all fake. I'm sending them to Jason. He's popping them up. Jason, pop it up. He's popping them up. Jason, pop it up, but have it not be a Bronzino.

Be like, what's this? No, no. He's popping it up. I put my money where my – I put my mouth where my fish is. give me some okay you tried to steal my ring what the fuck was that is it is it time yeah we gotta get out of here time to go unless jason you have another cool one you want no you those were the two you brought first one was from the patreon yeah the jar jar binks one i thought was good that was good no it was good uh jt tell them where to find you let's get out of here you can find me

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