Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 28 - Picky Boys Podcast #407

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast Antonio, Danny, and JT bring some "would you rathers?" to the picnic, and choose between waking up drunk or with food poisoning, and between no music, movies, video games, and social media or never leaving the place you live! Finally Danny announces he's moving to Lesotho! HOLIDAY MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

all right hey everybody ant here sorry for the interruption i know we're vertical now usually the podcast is horizontal but jason forgot to remind me to record this i wanted to personally thank everybody who's been here supporting the youtube channel the podcast um thank you for liking subscribing just being here commenting it's been great 2025 was an amazing year i also wanted to specifically thank our patrons we just passed 1700 which is incredible as a small thank you in a way to give back i wanted to do a 500 giveaway so i wanted to give 50 patrons 10 each how do you sign up to get this well all you have to do is be a patron of any tier patreon.com slash picky boys as soon as you sign up any tier you'll automatically be registered into this

little giveaway sign up now to get registered and then we're going to do the giveaway on the 16th my birthday we're going to do the diamond tier merch giveaway and then this 500 giveaway as well so again thank you enjoy the episode patreon.com slash picky boys get in there loads of content you'll enjoy it and you're automatically signed up for this thing get us out of here jason go welcome back to the bicky boy podcast it's time for everybody's favorite episode of the month would you rather what would you rather you that's my guy right there dude that's my guy what would you rather rather you're a bad person yeah sorry it's definitely not wood how you dope what that's the only other option it's either would you or rather you or rather what would you prefer would

yeah you guys all suck jason's back by the way he's he's done for his four-month hiatus yay jason good job jason jason's finally back let's hear your sultry voice hello a little louder fuck you okay we're on youtube when's when was the gettysburg address uh yeah can we just find out when that was. Let's just get something going here. When was the war of 1812? What's Newton's fourth law, by the way? We're missing Jason's fingers. There's only two

podcasts. Only two. We have a lot of built-up questions. I was sick. Danny didn't let me come. That's true. That is true. He said, Jason, you're not allowed to come. Jason, you sneezed. You're not allowed here. Jason, do not come. And listen, I feel like that was, we

could have had more broken soldiers if that were the case. We got sick, alright. We all got sick either way i didn't get sick they didn't get sick i don't think dan there's so much going on inside of danny that we hear often that i don't know if he knows he's ever sick i i mean i guess even if i was sick i've experienced the tummy noises that sound like airplanes by the way thank you i'm not crazy i thought you were so crazy because obviously you'd be able to tell that it's coming from danny's bowels or stomach or innards innards yeah but but it happened the other day i danny this happened again no there's a there's a word for can you look up tummy rumbles

i found a good latin word can you look up tummy rumbles that sound like the earth is exploding well you don't have to do all that i would like to know oh yeah borby morges borby jormis borborigamus borigamus honestly that kind of sounds like it It's like the Greek verb borbizine, meaning to rumble. Borborygmus. Borborygmus. Which sounds more like something dying.

It's definitely loud. I've experienced that. And honestly, I'm starting to like it. At first, I didn't. I think it's just because simply my stomach is a little bit larger. Therefore, like a good opera hall. It's got more bravado.

The echoes, you know, stuff like that. It's just, you know, and other science. And other things. And other science like that. Honestly, it's kind of impressive, and I enjoy it now. I enjoy it because every time it happens, Danny just looks at the nearest person deeply in the eyes. And I just like the eye contact I get from Danny.

Well, I'm trying to sniff out whether they hear it or not. Everyone does. If they don't hear it, you just ignore it and move on? Yes. I mean, honestly, if I don't eat immediately, another one's coming soon. All right. So we have some would-you-rathers. Who wants to go first?

no jason hasn't been here jason jason jason actually upstairs when he walked inside said would you rather day i have the best one i've ever invented he says this all the time yeah oh there's so many to choose from i love that i'm four uh a lot all right here we go would you rather every day there's a 10 chance you wake up plastered drunk or with food poisoning oh how drunk we talking and it lasts all day not blackout drunk plastered like jt when he turns into a dog drunk or chas when he just starts saying dude drunk or martin screaming at everyone on the train drunk not dude drunk not dude drunk maybe jt's when jt will first order house red okay stage four stage four jj gotcha gotcha gotcha the house red at any point at any bar

anywhere he is in the on the on the east coast i mean this is an easy answer right it's drunk obviously but if you get food poisoning or or you're plastered you're not going to be able to do whatever you're going to do that morning anyway yeah and one of them you will at least kind of have fun and the other one you'll be writhing in pain and probably on the toilet both are 10 chance yeah if because they're both the same percent chance you kind of have to go plastered but what does that i know it's a 10 chance and this is gonna sound really dumb is that really one in every 10 days not really right it could be 20 days true but it could be back to back you could get double dosed double dose would be tough well so the only advantage

i think to the food poisoning thing was let's say you did have something to do you have a way better chance with the food poisoning let's say right you have to upload uh a podcast or make a thumbnail or whatever i'll be honest i've uploaded podcast blasted plaster oh yeah i've done it there might be there might be a danny level of typos going on but i've done it i've done it you haven't uploaded something plastered i mean probably not plastered but yeah definitely in bonus land can we look up what plastered is like the degrees of drunk can we look it up please yeah we're just look up degrees of drunk or a pyramid a drunk pyramid oh drunk pyramid just like the health textbooks yes exactly but ours all right zoom us in zoom us in yes why are these like plaster

Oh, Plastered's level three. Okay, so Plastered's before drunk. Drunk or wasted. That, I feel like this is wrong. I feel like this is very wrong. I feel like this was made by a narc. Plastered, extremely generous, loud, and confident, suffering from verbal diarrhea and a belief that he slash she can drink anyone under the table.

That's actually pretty accurate. It feels pretty accurate. And then drunk is suffering from hearing, speech, and vision impairment with an insatiable appetite for kebabs. Honestly... We'll shag anything that moves. What kind of British shit is this? Yeah.

Possessing an illogical belief that he slash she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering. Well, now I want to know what waste it is. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, coordination, and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere, babbling, incoherent,

with loss of most... Okay. This is pretty accurate. Honestly, I'm fine with this. So plastered's only like tier three. Try about tipsy. well also one of them is just sober which isn't even a level why it's level one sober is possessed of iron will but often lacking a sense of humor helpful with washing up finding cds and lifts home

oh my god what is this the 90s cd probably in need of several stiff drinks i don't know don't know if i like i think plastered is definitely after drunk yeah i think it's more like tipsy drunk plastered wasted is buzz and tipsy the same thing or is there a no buzz is before tipsy okay right it's sober buzz is like a beer yeah yeah i think buzz and tipsy is pretty i don't like that there's so many things above drunk because drunk is the drunk is drunk you know what i'm saying yeah but waste it's above drunk waste no i said i don't like if we put plastered above drunk that's too many things above drunk i like wasted above drunk okay all this to say we could get off this probably true i'll take the 10 yeah me too yeah i think in order to you needed to balance that

one out with like a 20 chance you wake up drunk five percent chance you wake up with food poisoning honestly i was gonna say 20 and two percent it's food poisoning anybody who's had food food food poisoning food would not would not ever pick that it's all have you ever had food yes have you ever had 7-eleven sushi i don't think so honestly it was actually gas station sushi not even it's not even a reputable brand like 7-eleven why i hate that i hate saying this i hate when i have to say this but you kind of deserve it oh thank you oh thank you i thought you were gonna go the other way gas station sushi two questions yes was a good yes one question okay why slash how hungry could you have possibly been i was i was i was living in california so california you know closer

to the sea well i guess we're pretty close to we are we are we are five miles from the sea maybe closer to japan california okay so i like this logic so okay and and i i had gotten it a few times before nothing crazy just like a just like a salmon roll like you know nothing insane fish fish not even a california roll it was probably a california roll and a spicy salmon roll two together in perfect harmony well they were dancing around somewhere until no and i had gotten it before and then one time it was just bad and maybe it could have been something else i had but usually that's the uh i feel like i don't know if this is a only me thing with food poisoning i could remember i don't know if this is true but i could remember the exact piece that

gave it to me sometimes because it tasted a little off or and it's just the look of it i remember looking at this skirt steak and thinking, I don't know about this piece. And then I ate it. And you took a risk. And then I ate it. You made fun of me for eating the raw Popeyes. I'm talking about steak. You ate raw chicken.

Steak comes raw. You can order steak raw. You ate raw chicken. Get him. Somebody help. Somebody help. I don't want to insult him. I can't. It's definitely different. Yeah, I've never had food poisoning. Who looks? No. Who looks at it? You take a bite of Popeyes chicken.

you bite it it's pink and raw chicken no it was medium rare it was just shiny it was a little shiny he got a shiny he caught a shiny and then you go you know what let me eat more i'm talking about a slightly undercooked steak jason you know let's maybe call you jt i will say i went back and got the sushi again that's because because people because people like who i worked with were like oh my god i can't believe you did that no wonder same thing that you you people said with like oh you should you deserved it and i just i just went back to say it's a fluke sometimes in food preparation things go awry it doesn't necessarily mean you should never have it again i know people and then he caught it again i know people have gotten food poisoning at one

restaurant from a thing and never have gone back that's insane to me that's insane i think that's fine also i think that's to your point way more egregious than the gas station sushi going back to that i mean that's fair but again it was just to prove a point yeah because like who's to say that you know a restaurant's vendor just didn't give them a bad piece you're just gonna throw away an entire restaurant and i know some people who could who you know just write off restaurants that they like they like the restaurant but they got food poisoning there so never again that's crazy that's crazy to me that's trust issues i think you might be picking bad spots or shady spots because i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning from a spot i like and now i'm

now i'm really tossing myself in that karma pool potential potential well it could also depend like is it is it that you had something undercooked like the chicken because that i would be willing to forgive more than like oh i think this piece might have been a little rotten yeah and that's what gave because that's that's a whole like back of house situation cleaning gordon ramsay yelling and scooping the grease off the top like this guy cooked it a minute less than he normally does fine you know i i feel like it's hard to know though i think you're just i think you're just kind of guessing you're like oh well that was a weird piece but if you look at the chicken and it's pink yeah i mean it's not hard to know at all captain let me eat raw chicken have you ever

been back to that popeyes yes see this is what i like to see i think i went back to next week perfect that's that's pretty soon you could you could you could let you could let them you know you could ghost them for three months we need some space yeah you could give them some space I love you, but we need space. And you got a chicken sandwich? Yeah. What rating does it have? Like, one.

It's eight. That's my point. I meant the food safety. You meant health rating. Oh, what did he say? Hold on. What were you rating just now? The whole Popeye's apple.

The whole Popeye's place rating on Yelp is one. Yeah, probably. See, Danny, this is what I'm talking about. It's picking the places and then complaining about it. Yeah, but it's a Popeye's. it's rated a one brother yeah but you never you never trust the ratings online because usually it's like half the people just didn't get like an extra dipping sauce and they rated a one they go fuck this place never going back that's true i agree with you what about the people that ate

raw chicken and got food poisoning from that same place if that was one of the reviews i would say that's probably not good well jason 1.9 that's bad okay that's okay that's bad never mind out of five right yes that's pretty bad still yeah i would agree with you if it was 2.5 or three Under a two is crazy. I'd say you'd be hard-pressed to find a fast food place that's like above a four. That is so different. No one's even like – we're not talking about Michelin star McDonald's. We're talking about not something where you eat under a two.

I'm just – I don't even think I've ever looked at the Yelp rating of a fast food restaurant. It just is a Popeye's. What do I need to know from other people? They're all the same. He eats gas station sushi. How can we talk about – They're all the same. fish is like the one thing i would not eat from a gas station honestly yeah but that's just like

this guy's eating unless i was like yeah this is our programmed minds these are these are your programmed minds i don't know if i was in like hawaii i would eat fish at a gas station what are we talking about but of course we're japan yeah yeah we're japan of course i mean that's everything changes in japan with sushi but i have uh it's a situation here so would you rather get 10 million dollars but you must either never listen to music again never watch movies or tv again never use social media again or never travel outside your state or country what's that's like if anyone picks that you're crazy oh what's social media is youtube social media yes yeah i would say all of it yeah like watching youtube is social media i would i would say it's like watching

instagram reels is that social media yeah i think this is the toughest question for danny because he can't go music. He can't go music. Music's wiped. I'm not going music. And he needs to be able to get out of his birdcage. So it's in between TVs and social media. I think it's...

TV and movies? No. Really? I think it's staying here. Was it state or country? Both. So it's state. Well, because some places, I guess, aren't a state.

They're just a country. So this is a universal question. Yeah, yeah. But for us, it'd be New York. It'd be state. I can't leave New York. that would suck but it wouldn't suck as much as all of these other things losing all of those other things that's wild to me yeah i'm going music really yeah this one's so easy to me

i'm going with danny i'm not leaving new york yo you just got 10 million dollars and you have to stay in new york now upstate new york is like a different state to me he's right about that this guy's hoping that in 10 years you just have goggles on that'll bring him to the beach or florida or texas or ski slopes go to a shitty beach i go to a shitty sleep a ski slope in new york dude i would do the tv and movies one before i did not leaving new york that is crazy i need to i need to watch tvs and music tvs and movies need to watch them music desperately need to listen to desperately and social media is like our job so i if you didn't count possible one to count i feel like if you didn't count youtube watching it and it's just interacting maybe if you

didn't count youtube i would say maybe that's a viable option but you have to you have to count youtube then yeah i have to i have to stay in new york and i mean we live in a pretty good state if we were to be confined to one yeah at least it's not like ohio it's not ohio we've got literal new york city here and also a bunch of other stuff so what if it what if it's it's not your state you spin a wheel and you have to you're confined to that random state well then it's gonna change it's gonna change it's gonna change what would you change it to then i'd probably go social media i guess really no youtube no podcast no nothing i don't know what to say you can't just give up music just give up tv and something tv this guy can't sacrifice a thing tv

movies would be oh man this is i mean you're making it like impossible for me i forgot a lot of boring ass tv shows oh yeah the slur slur burns i was gonna say tv shows i think i could easily not watch movies and tv shows again i don't watch that many right now like i love when a new season of whatever comes out okay yeah i'll hop on it but and and you know i guess that would count as any any youtube exclusive tv shows like that doesn't count sure like so that kind of eats into that probably but i think that's fine still i love this question honestly i think it's really tough but music still you're still picking a random state yeah oh man spin that wheel i know random states random state generator i i think i'm getting rid of i'm rooting for you here i

hope you get something good i think i'm getting rid of movies and tv shows for sure here we go jason is confined to but he has 10 million dollars oh dude that sucks it's also the smallest so tiny that's not great oh rhode island yeah see once you once you made this this wheel this changed everything 10 million dollars in rhode island you might be you might be able to buy it you want to roll the dice um let's go you have 10 million dollars you can listen to music you can watch social media this sounds insane but i think i'd rather do a random country generator obviously well obviously you're gonna be well have a way larger area to to work with well yes i would rather do a country

but not obviously because don't get a country generator you can get china that's like there's like 80 countries that i would not want to live in and probably can't live in bro i promise you There are way more countries than that. Yeah, this is. I don't know if it's going to do it. Well, there's only like 100. No, I want a wheel. Do a wheel.

180 or something. I thought it was 190 something. I'm just making it up. I don't know. Yeah, 199 countries. Okay. All right. So, Danny, instead of state, you're picking a country.

Honestly, I hope you get U.S. He's not getting U.S. I can't even see it. I can't see it. Let's see what it is. Lesotho. Oh, no. Danny, I don't even know where to send your mail, brother.

I don't know where the. What do I write on them? where is that oh god danny where is it southern africa it's in the middle of another country is that not in the middle of south africa yeah but it's like how the vatican is in the middle of italy you know it is a country i guess danny that sucks so you're telling me i see i don't know the people i swear you could have just not listened to green day anymore or whatever but instead you did this i don't know the people that's kind of beautiful that is very pretty no look i'd rather live here than fucking kansas impossible this is very pretty look how beautiful it is like the end

of stranger things no spoilers you know that's not true look how beautiful this is danny you have 10 million why even take the 10 million dollars you can't do anything that's not true what are you gonna do here they're in huts you have not well i have a beautiful mansion i guess i respect his ability to whatever situation is you can see the best of it that's a great that's great trait it's a great trait there are way worse countries to live in for for sure for sure i'm feeling pretty nice about it's the loadie you know what's funny you know what's funny jt if danny picked up one day came downstairs held a meeting and said guys i'm just feeling about moving to liselto would you be confused

Heavily Heavily You would be confused How could you It's just in him It's just in him Maybe You also lived in Missouri bro

So saying you'd rather live in LaSotho than Kansas I'm still like Offended by that First of all Missouri has way more things Than Kansas does Let me see where I live in

Missouri has Kansas City's in both Missouri has half Of the best thing in Kansas Kansas City Yes Alright The better half too

Everybody goes to Kansas City, Missouri Where would I be living? uh west virginia mama i'm fine with that west virginia take me home i'm fine with west virginia there's not a lot to do there i know some people i knew i think i knew a couple people other than this they seem to have a good time i'm fine with that 10 million dollars in west virginia fine with that all right i tell you what jt i'll tell you what way better than lasotho can you do you spend for me i would not pick this but now i have to know are you in country or state

I'm not a psychopath, Jason. I don't want to live in a country that Danny just heard of existing. I know about this. I would have actually liked Maryland, bro. Ocean City? Now you get Maine. Maine's not bad. I feel like Maine's really good.

Isn't it? Yeah, Maine's nice. It's a little north. It's a bit north. It's a bit... I feel like they're a little hoity-toity up there, honestly. Yeah, but you got $10 million. It doesn't really fit me.

You got $10 million. You're going to be hoity-toity. No, I'm going to be the same old guy with $10 million. Also, you don't like seafood, do you? No. Nice lobsters. You might have to go to Lesotho with him. I'd still definitely rather Maine.

I mean, obviously, if you're rolling here, you're looking for Massachusetts, New York, California, Florida, Hawaii would be great. I think you're looking for, like, I feel like I'd be fine with everything except Delaware. Alaska? That'd be tough. That's tough. That'd be tough. That's not even America. That's not even...

It's not. South Dakota? I'll figure it out. Name a single city in South Dakota. I don't know, but I know I can... Dakota City. If I get a telescope strong enough, can I see Mount Rushmore? Or is it already in South Dakota?

Supposedly it's there and very small. So in South Dakota, I could go see Mount Rushmore. They say it's unimpressive. Have fun. I'll have something. $10 million, can I buy a fifth spot on Mount Rushmore? I don't think so. Damn it.

Honestly, we're all chilling anyway. We could send carrier pigeons to Danny probably, but Jason's stuck in Delaware. That sucks ass. That's awful. I'm pretty happy with the way the country wheel went. It worked out, honestly. Why are you lying? You're such a weird liar.

I said there's like 60 countries that are worse than Lesotho. That's fine. So I'm glad I didn't get any of those. Glass half full kind of guy. I'm glad I didn't get, you know. He's a glass half full kind of guy. I'm glad, to my knowledge, I didn't get an active war zone. You don't know that.

That's why I said to my knowledge. You don't know. You don't know. I know there's a farmer thing happening, but I don't know the details on that. Either way, Lesotho, new home. I'm Lesothian. Hope you guys enjoy fucking Maine or wherever. Maine is, I mean.

Hope you enjoy. I don't want to offend any Lesothians, but there's no way Lesotho is better than Maine. There's no chance. I think West Virginia is kind of, I think I had a nice poll there. Hope you enjoy West Virginia. I'll enjoy West Virginia. You don't even know like the internet situation there. You're worried about movies and TV.

I think I'd like a Starling or something. He's definitely going to need a Starling. You might need a Starling. He's definitely going to need a Starling, and then he'll figure it out. I just don't think – what is he going to do? I don't know. That's – Now I want to go.

I want to go to Lesotho. Now we should go. Danny, do a vlog. Vlog, Lesotho vlog. 10,000 patrons. No, 10,000 patrons is a bear cage. That's the bear cage. How about 9,000 patrons?

We all spin the country wheel. We just have to go to that country wheel. I'm sure we'd have a lovely time. Would you live there the rest of your life? Yeah, and never be able to leave. it'll be hard no doubt harder than living in kansas no well oh we got him i thought you were gonna say your state of maine uh no i'd rather live in lesotho than kansas i've been to kansas there is there is nothing nearly as beautiful as the hills of lesotho

it is flatter than a pancake there's nothing in kansas there's nothing it is flatter than a pancake the beautiful hills of lesotho that could be the worst country with the worst people ever and i have no idea i i don't care i i wasn't particularly fond of the kansas people this has been a lot of lesotho i don't even know anything about that country we go to the next question probably do we have one more question left we've just been a rambling episode can we look up the geopolitical also uh how about we do a would you rather from the discord and if anybody's made it this far uh discord uh you can get in discord at patreon.com slash picky boys as any tier gets in over 1100 patrons are in there now all chatting up we asked them to send

their would you rather's we're doing that on patreon but let's get let's get one let's get one unless jason did you have one already from patreon i'm saying uh yeah i mean from discord i have one all right would you rather only be able to eat one color of food or one color of drink and you cannot put food coloring in yourself got it that's a good question this is by Alyssa. So one color of food or one color of drink? Oh my god. And one color. Can we look up food

colors? Can we just look it up? Like, you know, sometimes each color, there's a food bucket or something. Yeah. Alright, yeah, this is good. Yeah, yeah, something like this. Oh, perfect. A little visualization. Yeah, something like that, but better. Yeah, because I would like to see meals, not just the ingredients. Yeah.

Like, if you picked red, right? I don't know if you'd be able to do meals. Well, I think meals are kind of a thing of the past. Yeah, I think meals are out of the window. Oh. Okay, so if I pick red, I can't have, like, a vodka, a penne alla vodka. Also, you definitely couldn't because vodka sauce isn't even red. All right, let's say I picked orange. Yeah, orange-ish. I don't know exactly.

It's definitely orange. It's definitely orange. Like an offset of orange. Yeah, because when you get some on your shirt, it's an orange stain. True. I have a lot of shirts with that. It doesn't matter if it's on the shirt. When you look at it, it is orange.

Okay, so if I picked orange, I can't have penne alla vodka? If you're making me eat only ingredients. Noodles are almost like a yellow orange. No, that's fine. But if this makes me only eat. They're not a yellow orange. Don't try to slip that in there. Don't try to slip that in there.

It's in that. It would go in that range. If you're making me eat only ingredients now, then that's fine. I'm going the drinks thing. I'm not even questioning it. Now I have to eat pure foods of this color? No. I think you have to give me dishes.

So let's say, yeah, penne alla vodka, I would say that's orange. Like, if you picked blue, you couldn't eat that, is what I would say. All right, so the question is, what are we going and what color are we picking? I think I'm still going to do drinks, and I'm just going to do clear. I'm just going to do water. That gives me just—at least I can still have ice cubes. It gives you water. It gives you vodka.

It gives you soda. That's— Seltzer? Three things you need right there. Yeah, I think I'm fine with that. I think you go orange. I didn't pick it for the vodka. I picked it for the—

You get a lot of dishes by going orange. you get uh what's the indian dish tiki masala is pretty orange uh painting a little vodka what color would pizza be sauce on top it's orange that'd be red why do you what sauce is not orange it's a little orange what are you talking i'll get a vodka slice pizza sauce a vodka slice it's definitely drinks the answer yeah the answer now that i've thought about it it's actually 100 100% drinks. What color? Unless it was just you need to have one of this color with every meal.

That's a little different. You could have orange chicken. Orange chicken. But I'm going drinks. But it's called that. Wait, what color drinks are you guys going? Clear. Yeah, I'm going clear.

So I got water. And then you could have vodka soda or... Yeah. Okay, I'm going... Or seltzer. Just seltzer water in general if I need a little carbonation. I got a Sprite. If I go any color...

Oh, you can't have Sprite. I can't go... I can't have water anymore. Yeah, you can't have water. If I pick anything other than clear. Because you can't add, like, purple mea. Go and blow. I knew that.

You knew that? I'm going to blow up and have Gatorade all the time, and then I can have, like, I don't know, some fancy cocktails, too. You're going to start pissing blue, brother. So you're picking blue just for Gatorade, essentially? Yeah. I don't know if that's a good answer or not. I don't think there is.

What would you do, Jason? I'll be different. I can't get sustenance. I was going to go black or brown. For what? Like cola? Captain Coke. Oh, for drinks.

This guy's just thinking about drinks? Yeah. And Coca-Cola. You like Coca-Cola? Yeah, but I can't. Snapples, brown? Yeah, you can have iced teas. You can have tea?

You can have coffee? Coffee, tea. This is a good choice. Coffee, tea, cola. Look up brown drinks. Look up brown drinks. Brown colors. Thank you.

I swear to God, Future Jason, if you don't leave that in, we're going to have a word. Espresso martini with some Baileys, make it brown. There's definitely a lot of cocktails. An old-fashioned. You can have a good old boy, a lounge lizard, a Mexican Carrejo. Cream soda. This is just a Negroni, which is not brown. I would say that's in the red, orange.

Honestly, ginger ale and ginger beer. Ginger ale is a light brown. It's an Auburn for sure. I'm switching to brown. I like Jason's answer. I'm stealing it. Are there any brown Gatorades? I need water.

I do need water. That's the problem. water's too there's a brown gatorade that doesn't look right no it's not real gatorade swamp punch get that out of here i would need a water if it was food if i had to pick a food i don't know what i'd pick maybe orange isn't a bad answer yeah i think orange slash like white like all bread and carbs and i don't know rice rice i don't know and chicken chicken breast you know No seasoning on anything, though. I think maybe yellow is a sneaky good answer, maybe.

What are you eating with that? Pizza? I feel like you could get eggs. Eat some rice. You could probably sneak pizza. Pasta, you could sneak in. The sauce, you might have to be tricky, but a carbonara you can do. The white is actually not a bad choice.

You get rice, chicken, like you just said. That's bland. Garlic, mozzarella cheese, Alfredo sauce. that's pretty much where you're ending tofu oh um what else is i'm just trying to think i think oh yellow you get corn too you get yellow like jasmine rice parmesan and mozzarella actually whoa you don't get jasmine rice with yellow bro is that not yellow which one's saffron rice which one's the yellow rice yeah if you add like turmeric to it i'm trying to think what's i know there's a yellow rice kind of like a dish also rice is called yellow rice oh yeah so i think

yellow rice just means rice with turmeric in it yeah like yes that the five and one down is rice i eat like all oh yeah yellow rice honestly i might go yellow can you show me just a pizza normal pizza yeah color pizza color pizza normal pizza oh the cheese pizza yeah without the pepperoni 100 yeah yeah cheese pizza for sure i get away with that i could absolutely get away with that you drop a color marker on that that's a there's a yellow oh yeah get away with that you can't eat the little red parts that's fine honestly that's fine oh i can also we can have White slices? I don't even really like a white slice.

No, I mean either. Like a ricotta slice? Yeah, but I can still have it is the point. Is there sauce on those? I don't even know. No, right? It's just ricotta cheese. I think there's a white sauce.

There is some kind of white sauce, I thought. Maybe Alfredo? Look for white slices. I don't think it's Alfredo. White slices suck. I like how the one time Jason's here in four months, we really put those little fingers to work. Those long, slender salad fingers.

You can definitely get away with white there. Honestly, I think I could eat this too. A lot of yellow, boys. I've seen a lot of yellow. I think neither of us can eat this, honestly, or we can share it. Well, no, that second slice for sure. It depends how it's cooked. Yeah, that second slice I could definitely eat as a whitey.

Well, this is the third slice. Can we go back? Can we go back to this? As a whitey, the second slice. That's the third. Yeah, yeah, that slice. You can eat that slice for sure. This is from Sbarro.

Danny, I mean, you got pizza. Congratulate. Like, live with that. I'd rather die. I'd rather go to Lesotho. Jason, can you look up how many Sbarros are in Lesotho? can you look up if there's a subway in lesotho please you'd be surprised you'd be shocked i guess franchise in the world you'd be shocked lesotho subway food chain i don't know if they

have any oh kfc all right they do have a kfc debonair's pizza where can that kfc possibly be type in Lesotho KFC I want to see it KFC Lesotho there we go there we go low location I can't spell

this is hell yeah wait wait none of these are KFC's are they Pioneer Shopping Center oh it is they're all closed let's see where is it Danny have fun

This is one of your KFCs, by the way. Where is it? Is it down the road over there? Now we're playing GeoGuessr. I don't know. It's supposed to be here. Supposedly right to your left. No, it's behind you.

Yeah, now it's in front of you. Somewhere over there. It's in the shopping complex over there. Oh, Danny knows his way around Lesotho now. You're not even facing the right way. No, yeah, now he is. Oh, he is now. You know what?

It's on Main South Road 1. You'd rather be there than Kansas. I believe so preposterous statement I think if you spent five days in Kansas you would ask what's in Lesotho what are the Lesotho options

you can't just go back you got out too soon I guarantee you that KFC is way better what a joke I had the KFC's there are definitely way better than ours can you look up the guest house in the top right there what's that called

clan guest house Okay, get your mind out of it. Fit right in, Danny. Fit right in, Danny. First of all, there's all kinds of different clans. Don't be weird. Fit right. This is clan with a C.

Oh, now he knows how it's spelled. What about Grammy's treats? Oh, no. Sorry, that was just a joke. Oh, a quaint bakery, perhaps? All right, Jason, now I just want to rub this in Danny's face. Give me the country. I'm going the country wheel.

I want to see what country I land on, and it's going to be better than Danny's. All right, we'll see. All right, where am I spending the rest of my life with $10 million, music, TV, and social media? Let's go! That's good. That's good. That's good. That's really good.

That's good. No offense, Lesotho. I mean, I still think Lesotho is fine. You're landlocked. The adjectives are getting hurt. The adjectives are getting hurt. Lesotho is okay. Lesotho is in the top countries.

The top half of countries You don't know anything about that place How about you take a spin I'm not beating Costa Rica There's a billion countries that beat Costa Rica I'm saying there's just First of all, I'm just saying there's so many countries That Costa Rica's a good poll

Madge, you got Aruba? I don't know too much about what's going on there But I think it's a little rough Right Where would you place this, Danny? Would you rather live We can't do this. Would you rather live in Syria or Lesotho?

Pretty easy answer here. I'm moving in with Danny. Now you're on the Lesotho train. Right, right, right. Okay. You didn't know how good you had it in Lesotho. Let me get a redo there. Let me get a redo.

Let me get a redo there. It's not removing any of the choices. It could be worse. This is why I took the state spin. Come on. Come on. Give him Italy. Send him back.

Bolivia. I think I'm okay with that. Yeah. I'd rather live there than La Celta. Yeah, I mean, I think it's, yeah. It's okay. I have no idea about any of these countries, I'm going to be honest. Bolivia is...

There's a YouTuber I like who, kind of a travel vlogger, he went there. What'd he say? Well, so he goes to kind of like somewhat dangerous areas, and there are some very dangerous areas. Oh, is that where this, that is? the cloud picture I've seen that a lot of places you just had it Jason

no one more maybe Salt Flat no not Salt Flat Salt Flat's in Nevada right well there's a bunch of different spots that spot I've seen people

take these pictures oh my gosh oh yeah that's nice that is beautiful wow yeah there are some dangerous areas

but I'm sure you'll make out just fine yeah there's dangerous areas everywhere you could take this in Utah too so many beautiful places on this planet

spin the wheel where are you getting we could probably get out of here everybody gets Double wheel spins, apparently. No, you love... He's the only one who got it.

You love Lesotho so much, you keep Lesotho. I'm a Lesotho lover. What can I say? I don't know if this country's good or bad. I don't know if it's good or bad. All right. That's probably enough. Let's go over to Patreon.

Jason's getting... We've offended enough countries. Yeah, we've offended enough countries. Sorry, everybody, by the way. But, JT... I feel like I've only praised... We don't know if that country's good. I've only praised...

Well, you offended everyone in Kansas, so... You offended everyone... Which is more likely where people watching this will be. You offended everyone that's not in Lesotho. If there's any Lesotho viewers out there, please, please drop a comment and say, what's up? I can't possibly believe that would be true. Why? I mean, honestly, I hope there is.

And the person who's typing right now pretending to be from there, shame. By the way, Danny, get ready to learn Sesotho. That's what they speak. Oh, Sesotho. That's what they speak. All right, JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here. You can find me on Instagram at the J-Balls.

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