Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 3 - Picky Boys Podcast #264

Episode Date: February 26, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny play Would You Rather and decide between gasoline and nail polish, no eyes or no nethers, great food or terrible sandwich once a year, and many more! Let us know what you pick in the comments down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #264

Would you rather make an unattractive face when you orgasm or make a weird noise? Both already happen. Yeah. You think you gotta come to orgasm? Let me teach you something after the podcast. Ah! Yeah, like, ah! This is scary.

You are one of those people, as soon as you have a superpower, you do bad things, wouldn't you? Yeah, it's not bad things, necessarily. You just stole from this man. That's not right. That's paint remover. Yeah. My friend drank a cup of that by accident.

Oh my god. Wait, how do you drink a whole cup of it? Let's do this. Ready? Oh, my God. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Would you rather part three? Three for me.

You didn't tell me it was would you rather. I would have came with my own. I'm sure you wouldn't have anyway. I would have. Next time. It's going to be a recurring thing. Don't worry about it. I guess so.

How are you feeling, JT? Feeling pretty good. I'm ready to fucking would some rather. You ready to? Yeah, I'm going to go with it. I'm ready to wood some rather. You're ready to wood some rather. All right, we're going to start off right away.

Ready? Would you rather there was a perpetual water balloon war going on in your city at all times? That's fun. Or there be a perpetual food fight going on in your city at all times? Oh, water balloon. All day, every day of all times. Free food, I don't care. I'm a stickiness guy.

If I eat a burger or if I eat a wing or wings, I need to wash my hands. And so I just simply cannot have things. I think most people are like that. No, that's not true. A lot of people can do a napkin. I'm talking about I physically get up and go to the bathroom because I need to wash my hands with soap. I was going to say, no one's just walking around with fucking ketchup all over their fingers. I've seen people eat a wing and then use a dry napkin.

That's disgusting. And be fine. That is disgusting. That's crazy. Because you get it, it's definitely in your nails. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's in your pores.

And so I can't be going to work, and then somebody throws a chicken wing at my face. Yeah, but what if you find out, like, the fast food... Going to work. Coming here? Yeah. Coming downstairs? I can't be coming downstairs. Someone throws a chicken wing at my face.

Yeah, but... It would just be Antonio. But in a food war city, the free food... Like, what if fast food Fridays got the Lower East Side, and they only throw pizza? So now you go to that side and try to catch some pizza. Also, it's just more wasteful. It is very peaceful. Okay, that's true.

The city would be disgusting. It would smell so much worse. Water is the best way here. Yeah, but I don't feel like always having a chance of some loser hitting me with a water balloon. It just feels worse to me. We would also just always wear waterproof clothing. That's true.

Did you guys ever have a food fight in the cafeteria growing up? We had food fights in middle school. Not really high school, definitely middle school. But we had food wars in middle school. It was very intense. Did it get so out of control, like the teachers are begging to stop, but the whole cafeteria is just throwing food? Oh, no, no.

It wasn't like that movie intense, but we would... We had that once. There was a time where we put together just a bunch of food and left it in the bushes for it to rot for us to throw one day. Well, you know, yeah. So it wasn't like the whole cafeteria food fight, but there were like two tables of boys who were very dedicated each day to a food fight.

and it would go over tables of other people. Yeah. Okay. So it was like lobbing. Sometimes there's misfires. Yeah. I hit a girl in the head with a pound cake. A pound cake.

Pound cakes fly way further than you think. It was like the packaging. Oh, okay. Someone threw an orange once. The speed of a fucking baseball. I suddenly hit somebody. That's not good. It was, we were terrible children.

Imagine how far you think you can throw a pound cake. Guess what? It's double that because it just flies. You had a real-deal food fight? Yeah, there was one time where the cafeteria broke out into absolute mayhem. They had to call in teachers from other rooms. But it's like that mob mentality thing where you can't get everyone in trouble, or at least you can't get everyone in that much trouble.

So everyone just kept going, and no one stopped. What, are they going to suspend everybody? No, they're not. Yeah. Okay, this one is, would you rather have no genitals or no eyes? Oh, no genitals. I'm going Ken doll. You're going Ken doll?

Yeah. You need your eyes? Yeah. Man, I think I need my genitals, though. Why? Eyes allow you to do so many things. Genitals, there's one thing you can do with them. Yeah, but...

There's two. One pleasurable one, and then you can also just, like, piss. Oh, wait, I can't piss anymore? No, no, no, it's just probably out of a hole. It's probably out of my booty, right? No, that's genital. That would be a genital. An asshole is not a genital.

I think you have to just go Ken doll. You think this meant you get rid of your butthole, too? Yeah. I didn't interpret that. Oh, just my penis? And balls and giblets. Oh, my God. Totally, totally.

Get rid of those. Then the eyes? The eyes. The eyes. They're the windows to the soul. My penis is not the window to anything. What's the window to my soul? Half the things I do with my eyes is so I can use my genitals.

That's a good point. Impossible. I'm telling you, that's like at least 50%. Thank you, JT. But you wouldn't, I think you would just like, it wouldn't even matter to you. You would just like rub your little Ken doll area and be like, oh.

It wouldn't, no, why would you even do that? It would do nothing. What about, maybe you just get into nipple play. It will not matter if I don't have genitals what I'm into. What do you mean? What does that mean? Where is, what?

It will not matter. You can still, you can still get aroused. Just because you can't, just because you can't, Like, the one thing you can't do is cum. You're just going to rouse. That's the whole thing. Getting aroused and not being able to cum ever sounds like actual torture. That's what happens with women.

Well, that's their problem. That's not my problem, even though it's a good point. According to science. Get rid of my eyes. According to science. No, you'd be able to just have an orgasm without cum. Can't we just get Mr. Beast to give us new eyes? What do you mean, how?

That's true. No, we don't have eye holes. Oh. Wait, why? Where does it work? Oh, so now this is even worse. What are these fibers? Oh, my God.

This is even worse. Either way. There are just holes in my skull? Either way, I'm wearing sunglasses. Either way. There's just holes? Do you know how prone to infection this will be? Why?

Wear an iPad. Antonia, why? Antonia. Why? Don't Antonio me. Why? Because there is a hole in your head. Question to you.

That leads to your brain. Question. No, that's not how... Yes, it does. We've gone over this so many times. Have you ever heard of a lobotomy? Do you know how they do a lobotomy? First of all, not practice anymore

because it really messed people up. Yes, it did. The way you do a lobotomy is you put a fucking pole up through your eyelid and it goes into your brain because the only thing stopping us from being able to get into our brain is our eyes. All right.

Let's say it wasn't holes and it was just, I don't know, just blank there. It was just, okay. Are you not wearing sunglasses? You're just going to be blank-faced Dan? No, that would be cool. That would be like that. That would be terrifying.

You would be scary. I'm choosing. First of all, that's why I didn't pick the eyes. I'm choosing genitals. And anybody who doesn't is crazy. No, I'm getting rid of my eyes. No, I'm getting rid of my genitals, my genitalia. You guys are crazy.

Also, you have a narrow definition of orgasm. You don't even know. I don't know what that means. Narrow definition? You think you've got to come to orgasm? Let me teach you something after the podcast. This is going to be its own podcast. Oh, this is interesting.

All right, this is an interesting one. It's a wordy one, but it's a money one. Be able to purchase any item under $300 for free, but have to pay 50% more on items over $300. or have to pay double on items under $1,000 but 50% discount on items over $1,000. Both of those are great. Both of those are great.

50% The thing is, okay, so I know someone's going to come here and say, I'll just buy things over $1,000 and sell them and make the profits and the boom. That's what JT's thinking for sure. That's immediately what I was thinking. Yeah, but on an actual practical life basis, I would say probably most of the things, you know, you get on the daily are below $300, which is really incredible. I think you can walk outside right now, go anywhere you want, and essentially get everything for free.

Yeah. Like, on a normal day-to-day stuff. The first one is below $300 is free. Is that what it was? Yeah, below $300 is free. Oh, my God. So you can just go out and do anything. But your car is doubled.

Right. You know, your TV. Actually, you can get a TV for $300. But what if you, okay, but how does the logistics here work? What if your car is $20,000, but your monthly payment is $284, right? You leased it. Oh, it says any item. So not like magical payment money.

So honestly, I'm picking the $300 free because the money I will save from my day-to-day expenses, I'll be able to buy the car anyway. But then items, so like is your rent doubled? Because that's going to pretty much wipe out a lot of things. Yeah, I guess that would count. Rent would count. Rent is a toughie. But you could definitely make more with the other one if that's allowed.

You could just buy houses and then sell them for double. I mean, you would have to just work hard enough to make your base level of what you buy over $1,000. It would be more beneficial for you to have, like, all your base stuff over $1,000. Like, instead of getting these carrots, you get the golden carrots that are $1,001. No, but that— You still have to buy $500 carrots. I know, but that's more worth it than double of all the items underneath $1,000. No, but it actually isn't, because the carrots would be, like, $2, so they would be $4.

and you're saying you'd rather have $500 cash. And what I'm saying is to be able to pick this option, let's say we did pick this option, that would make more sense. Also, you would need to work double as hard. I don't know. I feel like you could really make money very easily with either one.

I think so. It doesn't give you a limit to how many free things you have, so you can just have a thing that is $250 and go, I'll take 20,000 of them. Individually charged for free. The cashier would hate you. You're running these little places out of business.

I can do this at a Target. You're still running that Target to the ground. But you're saying I'm destroying small business. I'm not going to go there with little places. How does this work? Or maybe you have a card that's like, oh, this is my free get-out-of-jail-any-item card. I assume that these businesses would be reimbursed somehow. Who's paying for you?

Really, this just means you are allowed to steal from any business you want under $300. I picture it like I could go to the diner. They just have to foot the cash? I could go to the diner and order anything, essentially. Anything. Every day. And eat for free everywhere. I think the free is worth it for me.

I make more micro transactions than large transactions. I think I'm going to go the free, too. Rent being double is going to wipe out a lot of the free shit. I don't know. Yeah, but not in your head. What the fuck does that mean? It's just still so amazing. to just be able to walk into a 7-Eleven and be like,

This is mine. It's like you're a king. This is mine, and you just walk out like this. It's so great. I'll take that one, because you will live like a king. You go to any restaurant and be like, thanks a lot. Well, if it's almost any restaurant. At $2.99, if the bill's $2.99.

As soon as it's over $300. Yeah, but again, you're ordering many items at a restaurant. You're saying, can we put the drinks on one bill? Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that, do that. Just the tomahawk ribeye on this one. How much of the mashed potatoes put this bill over? All right, can you throw it on that bill? I had to be reorganizing everything to get everything below 300.

It'll be easy. Okay. Run into your mom naked in the bathroom. Who's naked? Me or the mom? That's a good point. You're both naked. Or run into your dad naked in the bathroom.

Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going dad. I'm going dad. I'm going dad. Easy dad. I'm going dad. I'll just scare the shit out of him or something. Yeah, I feel like when you're young, too,

probably everybody's seen their dad's penis. Oh, yeah. Doesn't have to be that young. I've seen my dad's penis. You go to a baseball game, and it's just like the trough of old men. Oh, okay. Their dick's out. Oh, okay.

I didn't understand where that was going for a split second. I didn't understand where that was going. It's like, what was your dad doing at baseball games? Well, listen, I don't know. Dad's also, every dad, for some reason, huge cock. Huge cock. Well, I think it's just as time goes on, it gets just droopier. No, I think it's because when you're a kid, you're so small.

It's like, oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, that's true. I guess it's big in comparison. Look at that thing. Yeah. Yeah. But also, your height level with it, it's strange.

What were you about to say? What were you about to say? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Okay. have to eat the same dish for every meal for the rest of your life or eat whatever you want except once a year you have to eat a shit sandwich oh same meal every day what meal

uh probably a club jersey mike jerry mike's jalapenos jalapeno yeah i'm gonna order a sandwich from jersey mike's that has every single thing on it so every meal i get every that was my first thought is like i get i get like chicken fried rice with a side of pizza and barbecue rip like how how i don't know but my also three items per customer my other question is and you know i hate to pick this apart here but this is important if i know my answer eat whatever you want the rest of your life does that mean that all food is free and at any moment i can have whatever i want are they just saying they're just saying you don't have to stick to the same meal See, that's crazy.

Not worth it. Not worth it. To eat one shit sandwich? One shit sandwich. I mean... Once a year? Once... That's terrible.

All right, you get to pick... Once a decade, maybe. You get to pick the day. The whole... Does that make it better? The whole three... No. I already assumed I was picking the day.

No, they... February 14th, every year. And that... Why'd you choose Valentine's Day? Also, that makes it worse, because now, like, the three months before, every day I know I'm going to do this, I am in the worst mood for three months.

Yeah, no, that's crazy. Yeah, but what about the day after you're done? Aren't you in the best mood? No. Now it's just back on the clock. 364 days till a shit sandwich again. Yeah. All right, fine.

I'm not eating the shit sandwich. Maybe every decade. Every decade, it's just... Every decade, I'll do. Every decade so far. What does that 10 years of shit sandwich do to you? 10, nine more shit sandwiches. That's true.

Permanently smell like gasoline or permanently smell like nail polish? Oh, gasoline. Nail polish will keep people away from you, but you might be attracted to someone. People might be attracted to you if you smell gasoline. Yeah, you just become like a biker, I think. That's true. That's true.

And then you'd be like, I love your cologne. What is it? Give me some of that. Pure oil, buddy. That's not what that is. Or just always working. Did you get a job at a gas station? Why do you always smell like gas?

But gasoline smells like farts, kind of. Oh, yeah, it definitely has like a sulfur II smell Nail polish, I don't know what that noise was buddy nail polish at least smells chemically clean. No It smells all chemically I just explained it. I'm good. I'm good. No, gasoline.

Gasoline does not smell like farts. It definitely does. I mean, no, you hate farts. Does that mean you hate the smell of gasoline? I don't particularly enjoy it. Oh, so you're definitely in the minority already. Because I feel like a lot of people like the smell of gasoline. I do like the smell of gasoline.

I mean, not always. It's not a good smell. If you walked into someone's house and it smelled like that. Well, that would be a concern. That's because there's a threat of danger. Yeah, that would be a concern. Not because I don't like the smell. You'd be like, what is the stove on?

Let's get out of here. But that, they put sulfur in the stove. So you literally are proving my point. That is true. Gasoline is, gas is odorless. Natural gas. No, no, no. Yeah, but this says gasoline.

Gasoline is not odorless. No, natural gas is odorless, and they put sulfur in it. But you're comparing it to that, which I'm saying that definitely smells like farts, because it has sulfur in it. That's fine. But gasoline smells pretty good. I've had some gasoline every now and then. Yeah, I believe you.

You just, you launched the petrol into the car from a distance so you could smell it. That's petrol. Is that right? Yeah, but why? I think that's what they call it in the UK or something. I feel like every time I say gas, he's like, from the stove? No, you said that. You said the stove thing.

No, no, no. I said, what if you walked into someone's house and it smelled like gasoline? And you said, well, then I would think their stove is on. That's exactly what happened. Nail polish remover is disgusting. Or no, is it nail polish? Nail polish remover. Nail polish.

What does nail polish even smell like? It smells like the same thing. It's just very chemically. I thought that was nail polish remover. I thought they smelled pretty much the same. What is nail polish remover? That's like acetone, right? Oh, yeah.

I was going to say formaldehyde. I don't think that's right. I think it's acetone. Formaldehyde. Yeah, it's acetone, I think. I'm choosing gasoline. Or is paint remover the same as turpentine? That's not right.

That's paint remover. Yeah. My friend drank a cup of that by accident. Oh, my God. Wait, how do you drink a whole cup of it? Well, he was at a party, put his cup down, and he is a painter, and he left his other cup of paint remover there, and he took a sip, went, that tastes weird, took another sip,

and then immediately had to go to the hospital. He said he was drunk for three days. Wow. The second sip is what confused me a little. Doesn't it smell? I don't know. I think when you're very drunk, he must have just had straight vodka in the other cup.

Then why was there just a cup of turpentine? Red Solo cup of vodka, Red Solo cup of turpentine. Why? Don't want to get those mixed up. Have you ever went to throw something out, and let's say you had the container in this hand and the spoon in this hand, and you accidentally just throw out the spoon? 100%.

I guess it's like that, except you can go to the hospital instead of just needing new silverware. I'm choosing the gasoline and becoming a wild hog. Would you rather make an unattractive face when you orgasm or make a weird noise? Both already happen. Yeah. Truly.

I guess a weird noise. I think I'd go weird face. There are times where you're face-to-face with somebody, but then there's times that you're not. You'll always hear the noise. You'll always hear the noise. I'll go face. I don't know.

A weird noise is funny, too. Like what? It depends. But that's not that weird. That's weird. That's not that weird. What's weird? We'd be like,

All right, that's a little weirder. That's quite weirder. Why is that weirder? Because you sounded like, you sound like somebody, like a person. But it's not, someone who does not sound like me.

That's true. But I meant, I don't know, like spoon. That's our word. That's our noise. I think both are honestly completely fair. I think if someone,

would you hold that against someone if they made a weird noise or rude face? How about just, you sound like a bear is that coming from a woman yeah that's true true would be weird if it was like oh you know like that would suck i'm going face though you always hear the noise you might not see the face i go face true yeah i feel like everybody's orgasm face is ugly yeah that one that one's fine no it's weird okay next question appear unbelievably attractive to your partner and extremely unattractive to anyone else or appear unbelievably attractive to everyone

else but extremely unattractive to your partner extremely attractive to your partner yeah definitely because then because then you just find a really really hot partner and then you At the worst, everybody's like, oh, wow, shooting up. Yeah, look at you. Yeah, but I think you're underestimating all her fucking friends. Like, oh, God, why are you just with this ugly monster? And then that eats away at it for years and years and years. The alternative is so much worse.

So much worse. Your partner views you as extremely unattractive? Yeah. Does that mean, like, if you're unbelievably attractive to everyone else but not to your partner, Does that mean as soon as you like dump them or you just boom attractive until someone else you date them and they're like, oh, I think that's what I'm thinking. Also, I feel like there's a little bit of I don't know. There's a little bit of upside to like everyone seeing you a normal looking guy and then seeing you're like incredibly hot girlfriend.

And then everyone just goes, that guy's got a fucking Riz, dude. Yeah, he's a Riz guy. Also, not normal, extremely unattractive to everybody else. That's true. Would you rather be the main cook in your relationship or be the main cleaner in your relationship? That's a good question. That's a nice wholesome one, finally. Cook.

I'd rather cook. The worst part of cooking is cleaning. Yeah, but the main cleaner, is that dishes, dusting, laundry, bathrooms? And then what? The other one is just you got to cook? For sure, no. That's not fair. Cooking is definitely a good answer.

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I thought it just meant cleaning the dishes that were used for cooking. It says the main cleaner in your room. All right, I'll go cook then. But if it's just do I want to cook the dish or clean the dishes, then I'm going clean. If it's just that, I'm definitely going clean the dishes. Oh, man. See, if I could just cook something and then poof, dishes go away, I would cook every day.

That's not true. It really is true because cleaning the dishes is the worst part of it all. I agree with that. You can tell this is coming from someone who never cooks. Because it takes like hours to cook sometimes. That's more what I'm saying. Yeah, but there's an enjoyment in the process of cooking.

It's enjoyable. There is no joy in cleaning a dish. No joy. There's an enjoyment in the process of cooking, but like, you know, every day... I wouldn't say I have to do it every day, but... It's true. How long does it take you to clean a dish?

It doesn't matter. You eat every day, so you'd have to cook every day. It just is the main cook. He's saying he just would choose main cook and just do what he's doing now and never cook. That's not what I'm saying. What, are you going to cook once a week? No, I'm telling you,

the dishes are the worst part of cooking. I agree with that. So then why would you pick not? Because cleaning takes 15 minutes and cooking takes an hour. Okay. That's why. He doesn't cook.

How does he have an opinion on this? Because, first of all, I cooked for many years before I moved into this house. I don't cook here, first of all, because I don't want to clean. And also, it's just like, you know, don't have the proper utensils, really. But no, cooking is fun.

Wait, why would you rather clean? This makes no sense. It just takes less time. Yeah, it's just less time. It's just 15 minutes versus an hour. Oh, no, that's crazy. Like, you could be doing other things while someone's making you a beautiful meal.

Cleaning's definitely quicker than cooking. You cannot be doing anything else while cleaning a dish. Not what I said. If you just... You said you could do other things. Someone's cooking you a beautiful meal, and then all you have to do is clean the dish. You can't do other things while you're cooking.

Yeah, but you can do other things while someone's cleaning. But the cleaning is shorter than the cooking. No way. You've got to pick the cooking here. So much more fun. Also, I'm not going to lie. Part of this is like it takes skill to cook. True.

Does this wish grant me the ability, like skills to cook? That's a good point. It takes skill to cook. It really doesn't take skill to clean. I'm not a good cook, but I can clean. I can clean a dish like fucking nobody else can, dude. That's a good point. There's definitely some cleaners out there that will say it takes skill to clean.

Well, I'm sure there's a process that you should be doing, but most people don't. Especially cleaning glassware. That's terrible. You and glassware have bad history. Why is that? I break it? I mean, you break dishes. You pop glass panels.

You step on it. That's true, but I have many, many, many years in several different bars of cleaning, cleaning, tons and tons of plates, and I've only dropped like a dozen. I guess that's good. That sounds like a lot. No, I think that's good. That's a good ratio? That's a good ratio. No, I think you've got to get your chef on.

If this grants me skills to cook, then 100% of the time. You can learn the skills. There's a lot, bro. There's so much that goes into cooking of like – there's a lot of memorization that goes into cooking of knowing like when to add which spices because these spices might burn earlier and like the temperatures at which everything cooks slash burns slash is undercooked. Also, the worst part of cleaning for me isn't even the dishes themselves. It's like every time you clean on a stove, any time whatsoever you cook with a reasonable amount of oil, you should be cleaning, like, the shit around the stove and the counter because there's oil everywhere. That's true. And that is just so fucking annoying.

I already ate. I'm done. It's over. It does suck because, like, after a nice, enjoyable, good home-cooked meal, you do just want to, like, sit back and relax. But then now it's time to clean it all up. That sucks. Well, there are some people that don't clean them right away. You know?

True. And then it gets stuck there, and you just make them work for yourself later. I don't know. This one's pretty good, though. So this one says, be afraid of heights so much so that you can't go to the second floor of any building. Or be so afraid of the sun that you can only leave your house on rainy days. Oh, man. This is a tough one.

I think it's easy. Really? I mean, it's not easy. You can't go to a second floor of a building. You can't. I think I still choose, yeah, I choose the second floor one. I mean, I just, you just have to go out. You have to be able to go to the second floor of things.

You wouldn't be able to go to your room right now. No, I would move to the basement. The second floor, even like, I mean, what if there's a doctor? You go to the doctor's office? How often does it rain? Also, can I leave the house at night? I didn't say that. Sure, sure, you can probably leave the house at night.

Okay, then I switch. Yeah, especially if we can leave the house at night, I'll do that. I mean, if you're afraid of the sun, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to. I just, the second floor, there's just so much you can't do. Maybe even if it said you can't go past the third floor. The second floor is just, you're always on literally the earth level. There are so many things that are up. Is there though?

Like what's everything? Your bed is up. Okay, aside from that. Everything is up. Just every time you have to go anywhere. Into a building. Like when? Well, first of all, you have to go to the hospital.

Oh, no. Some restaurants, there's second floors. A lot of restaurants are second floors. Almost every restaurant, you could eat on the first floor. True. Okay. So what else? There are many.

Go to the city. And name a thing. Like name a thing. Like there are like stores and doctors. JCPenney, the mall. And dentists and the mall. I don't go to any of these places but one day

you will have the hospital will be, I'll probably just die especially us because we also live in New York, it's like a lot of vertical buildings maybe if you live in Montana or something you can be like, okay fine one story home

even Barnes have an upstairs now there's just a huge question there's a lot of intricacy to this it's like, what is the first floor? like, you know There are many houses where if you – where to get to the front door, you have to go up a staircase. Is that the second floor now? I would – if you can't go past the second floor, I think, yeah.

Like, you can't go upstairs. But can you go downstairs? Like, can I go to the subway? Because now I'm stuck on this floor. I can't go up a flight? I think you could – no, no. I think you can – just anything that's earth level. You could go down, I think.

Because that's not heights. That's down. But then I can go back up. Yeah, yeah. It's the same thing. No, no, no, because you're not above the earth. You're just going back to the earth's crust. I think I'm doing rainy days and nighttime.

Yeah, me too. No, yeah. The sun is overrated, honestly. It can literally burn you. That's a good reason to be afraid of the sun. It's true. This is interesting. Okay.

Be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or be able to see 10 minutes into any other person's future besides yourself. What are the possibilities here? What are the possibilities? There's so many possibilities. I think that it's infinitely more useful to be able to see in any other person's future

that you want for 10 minutes. Because you can do the same things. Like, oh, JT, pick a color in roulette. I put on that color now. True. Now, you know, you're probably by yourself more than not, so you lose a lot of what you can do, I guess. Wait, actually, yeah, no.

I mean, this is actually, wait. It's definitely another person. Why would you ever pick yourself? Because you can maybe see how you die and prevent it. Yeah. Like if you say, oh, I'm about to get in a car accident. Yeah, but at all times, as long as you're not alone, at all times you can just peek into Antonio's future,

and if I'm dead, then we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure out the problem there. But what's the advantage? Because first of all, you drive alone a lot. True. So the driving alone is the one case. So just get a driver. What's the advantage of seeing his future?

Because you could kind of say the same reverse, right? If I want to see Antonio's future, I just stay with him the next 10 minutes and I can view. That's true, too. True. Both are incredibly powerful. But I'm also thinking, it doesn't even say you have to see the person. So I can just see a person. That's true.

That would be interesting. Anybody's future. Oh, that would be sad. I don't need to hold his hand to see it? That would be sad. Sometimes it's like, oh, I wonder what JT's doing. And he's just viciously masturbating or something. I'm like, oh, god, damn it.

Yeah, wait. Oh, god. Wait, now you can. Oh, shit. OK, I'll choose other people. Why? What were you thinking? What are you using it for?

Oh, you could use this for anything. You can remotely see the entire Earth, pretty much, at any point. Yeah, it's like the president's future. It's like, what's he signing over there? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, dude, you could see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could go into the fucking secret Illuminati meetings and see exactly.

Well, you still have to know them. You can just wait outside. I know. You can just wait outside of like a bank and go see anybody who's about to use the ATM. You see them walking, you go boom, see their PIN code, bada bing. Immediately use the superpowers for a bet.

Immediately use the superpowers for a bet. You can just go to the casino to get any money you need. You don't have to steal from somebody. You don't have to steal from people. Steal from the casino. Sorry, yeah, okay. Who says I'm not stealing from rich assholes? You are one of those people.

As soon as you have a superpower, you do bad things, wouldn't you? Yeah, it's not bad things necessarily. You just stole from this man. It's called, have you ever heard of Robin Hood? A man named Robin Hood? he was a bad person too so stealing from a casino is better

oh definitely than a person who I know is evil you added all that in how do you know they're evil because he saw 10 minutes into the future and they pushed a kid no I'm just saying if I just follow fucking Martin Shkreli down the street

and fucking get his bank info bada bing I'd definitely rather steal Who's Martin Shkreli? He's the guy who, like, pumped a bunch of medicine. The meds? Yeah, but regardless.

Also, you'd get caught for that way more than just following some schmo on the street. It's also, because at the end of the day, now you are still subject. For the casino, right? They can't prove anything. True. You can go away. You are subject to credit card fraud now. Or just prison time.

This is true. You know, I mean, that was something I thought of quickly in my head. But I would definitely think through it more. I'd probably go, you know, think 10 minutes in the future of, you know, Yolanda Vega, who is the lottery woman. Now we're talking. Was she a bad person? No. I'm looking 10 minutes into her future when she's picking out the balls.

Can you buy a lottery ticket 10 minutes before the— Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was really confident. I don't think you can. For sure. For sure. If I go into the deli, I go, oh, 10 minutes.

Gotta go. Come on, it's about to go. You know what I think I would do? I would just go sit at a bar and always win those fucking stupid lottery things. Oh, yeah. I would just do that. There's so many great things you can do

that don't involve stealing. That was our point. That's what we were saying. You would steal. There's also things you can do that are stealing from people. The point is that the possibilities are endless. I'm picking someone else.

Others, others, others. Others, others. Always choose others. 10 minutes is so long. You could, like, so long. True. either way I see liking

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