Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 4 - Picky Boys Podcast #268

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

New Merch Here! ➡️https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/⬅️ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny play Would You Rather and decide between risking a coin flip or guaranteed money, living in a glass house or a remote forest, the worst notifications of all time, and free travel or free food! Let us know what you would pick in the comments down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #268

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Here we go. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. So would you rather, Dave? Would you rather. Would you rather go to the PickyBoys.com and get some new merch or be a loser? Yeah, be a loser. And everybody thinks you're lame. Yeah, lame, lame, lame.

Actually, I have one of the products right here. Wow, way to put your fingers all over the front of it. I have one of the products right here. No one hired me as a hand model. All over Danny's beautiful design. You want to know something funny? If you go to Patreon and sign up for that diamond tier, you get 15% off. So you buy a couple items.

Let's say you wanted merch in the first place. Buy a couple items. Use the discount code you get. If it's $15 or more off, boom, free month of Patreon, technically. That's true. Pays for itself. Pays for itself. And does it keep things cold?

I just made it. What is it? Don't drink it. Okay. Oh, God. What's in there? Oh, my God. It's vodka.

Is it actually? Oh, my God. It's a Red Bull vodka. Oh, my God. Jesus. I said don't drink it. This is a school campus water bottle. What are you doing?

Oh, you think that in school. First of all, him? Don't point at me. He wasn't drinking in classes at a shit just like this? I didn't go to class. I was not drinking in classes. I thought there was going to be another word. No, no, no.

Yeah, we saw one of our Diamond Tier members bought so much merch, she actually saved 40 bucks. That's like two months of Patreon free. That's crazy. So if you think about buying merch, do yourself a favor. Diamond Tier Patreon. Maybe you get it for free, right? That makes sense. That makes sense.

That's math. Let's get into the would you rathers. Here we go. I'm going to start off with a hard one that I was thinking about in the shower. Here we go. Now, would you rather live in a glass apartment in the middle of New York City for a year where everybody could view you, aside from the bathroom? In the bathroom, it's like half glass, so you can only see the top of your head.

Like a prison stall? Yeah. Or live for 30 years in a cabin in the woods. Suck my little balls. I'm doing the New York City. What floor am I? Oh, you're on the ground. You are a public spectacle.

That's the whole point. This is a glass box. Is it a nice apartment? Yeah. I feel like by nature, it kind of has to be like a studio apartment, but it's very big, all glass walls, bulletproof. No one's going to come into your house or drive into. Stones will bounce.

You can throw stones, and people can throw stones at you. But at all times of the day, all times of the night, you are on display in public. People can knock on your glass. People can look through the window. There could be very well a day or multiple days where you're sleeping and you wake up just to the same person like this. Are homeless people going to be masturbating outside? They very well may be.

Damn it. Or 30 years on a beautiful piece of land out in the country that is totally remote. I'm going to stop you. And you cannot leave. I'm going to stop you right there. No such thing as those adjectives for that kind of place. Well, that's not true. That's not true.

That's not true. Only remote, maybe. How remote, right? Is it like, oh, there's not even a street that goes here? It's definitely one of those ones. Can I drive to my house or no? You can drive to your house, but it's one of those things like, and then you're going to see a little dirt path.

You make a right there and go for three miles into the forest. I'll just let the homeless people jerk off to me while I'm sleeping. I agree. 30 years is too long. 30 years is too long. But what if we do 10 years? I'm telling you right now, it could be a month. I'm not choosing the cabin.

A month? I'm not choosing the cabin. That's crazy. I'm not living there. Either way, I think that the glass could also come with a level of, like, fame. You're now this, like, public spectacle. And you said that they don't get cock and balls. They don't get cock and balls, unless you want to.

You sure can. Am I allowed to, like, if I took a shower, am I allowed to just strut around? I mean, it's my house. Oh, you can do whatever you want. But for your own privacy's sake, there is a bathroom. What is it called? It's like see-through, but not really. Opaque?

Yeah, it's like opaque. What weird fringe artist is putting on this display of me? It sounds like just a live NFT. Is this a Banksy? It could be a Banksy. Oh, OK. If it's a Banksy, I might. Can I have a three-minute shutter window period a day?

No, no. Of course not. that's when you used to jerk off. I don't know. The question, when you boil it down, is the ultimate lack of privacy versus the most privacy you could ever have. I'm choosing the homeless people jerking off to me.

I am too. I honestly think it'd be fun. Okay. Okay. Are you allowed visitors? You're allowed visitors, but you can't leave. Okay. Oh, I forgot to mention this.

You can't leave either of these places. Oh, then definitely not the cabin. Are you crazy? I can't. So my groceries delivered? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you starve. No, no, no.

Of course. Anything you need in both scenarios will be brought to you. That's what I'm asking. I can't go down the street to the deli. No, no. If you go choose the cabin, you need to hunt for your food on your land. And the cabin, 30 years is a little vicious. Sorry.

I just thought people would hate this so much that I made it a big number. But let's do five years in the cabin. Okay, maybe in the cabin. In the cabin, I can leave the cabin. I can't leave the property? You can't leave the property. How many anchors? How many anchors?

How many anchors? How many ships? Let's do, I don't even, how big is an acre? Question of the day. How big is an acre? A square mile. No, no, no. No, less.

Way less. I think it was like eight acres makes a square mile maybe or something. Something like that. All right. So let's do eight acres. Or no, that would be. It doesn't matter. I'm not doing it.

That would be a mile. It would be eight square acres. Yeah, so that's a mile square land. We'll do half a mile. So basically if you ran a loop around your property, it would be a two-mile loop. I'm still choosing the city. It didn't matter what happened. But isn't that not...

That's not how that works. Oh, he's doing math. Forget about the math. Forget about the math. Because if... Oh, my. Here we go. If it's a mile each way...

That's four miles. Right? That's four miles across. If you do half mile each way, that's only a quarter of the actual property. So a half mile, half mile, right? Wait, a half square mile. You're talking about... Okay, imagine this, right?

These four. This is a square mile. They can't see this, but thank you. So then a half mile would only be one cube, so it's a fourth of it. That didn't help me. It didn't either. Either way, the point is, I think we're all choosing the glass box. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

I'm sure there's some mountain man that's like, that sounds like my dream, you know? You're telling me I have a choice? I mean, there are people who do that willingly. Yeah. There are very few people who live in a glass box willingly. Dude, man, a year, not being able to leave. Do you hear how small this apartment is? It's a studio apartment.

A studio. Not being able to leave a studio. It can be a big studio, though. That's like a fucking, might as well have my arms strapped like this. No, he said it could be a big studio. One. Two, it's all glass. Natural light.

You get your sun. You do have abundance of natural light. Abundance of natural light. Actually, maybe too much sometimes. Maybe too much. Are you guys going to photosynthesize? What does the natural light matter? Well, you need sunlight.

You'll get sunlight in the cabin. Natural light is incredibly important. I learned that I had an apartment in St. Louis with no natural light. That's all you were drinking there? Oh, man. It gets really depressing. Natty lights? Natty lights?

So much so that I built a fake light. You know, like one of those ones in Ikea? Oh, damn. And on Siri, I was able to adjust it so it would turn on when it was the daytime. So the sun would rise, the birds would chirp, and my light would be shining. Danny, that is so sad. It was pretty fun. I'm glad that's what you had to convince yourself.

That is incredibly sad. What were you, in a prison? Like, what had you, would you not have a window? Well, it was just like these really long apartments. So there was one window all the way in the back, but it was just like in a room that I wouldn't, like it wasn't in the bedroom. You had a room that you didn't enter in your apartment?

Oh, pretty much. What does that mean? What's the next Would You Rather? This is not about Danny time. Okay, okay. Would you rather have $10 million or flip a coin for a billion dollars? This is going to be horrible.

God damn it. Proceed. We've been talking about this for so long. This is flipping a coin. Yeah, make it easier for everyone. Okay, well, if it's either way. Does it change it for you? No, I'm flipping the coin.

You're flipping the coin? Flipping a coin for a billion. JT? 100% not even a question taking the 10 million. Idiot, broke boy. I could really be swayed either way. The thing is, the allure of the coin, it'd be like the siren song. I would want to do it so badly.

Okay, let's say, what are you picking, heads or tails? Tails. All right, it's heads. Next morning, next morning, you, next morning. I'm going to find a bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next morning, you wake up still in your fucking loser broke boy bed with your loser self. yourself and you you can live with yourself after that can you it'd be hard but just imagine rather

that than 10 million dollars for free i know but 10 billion or one billion it's just so much more and there would the rush right before the coin toss would be like nothing you've ever felt do you think you'd be any happier with a billion versus 10 million oh yeah yes for sure yes no definitely not this is crazy oh my god there is so much there is

like scientific research that shows that above a certain threshold it doesn't actually increase your happiness well the jokes on the scientists they sound like they're broke

so show me the science the thing is I can feasibly spend 10 million dollars it's really hard to spend a billion dollars you'd find a way

so by that that means that you think I should flip the coin yeah I think maybe you should i wish we had a coin so we could just do it now well there but there there are like many people who have spent a billion like mike tyson was worth hundreds and hundreds of millions and lost it all that's true no it is definitely it's definitely possible it's not unlimited money

it's not unlimited money but it is quite a bit i think this i think that if you're like dirt poor dirt you go you just take the 10 million automatically you live your life enjoy yourself But if you're like, okay, you just flip that coin and go for the balls, man. Go for the balls. Go for the balls. What is it, 100x is a billion? Yeah. It's a coin.

It's a coin. Can I, okay. Is this magical man handing me the coin, or can I use my own coin? No. BYOC. Okay, fine. BYOC. You can't use his coin.

Yeah, but you can't use a rigged coin, obviously. I don't mean that. I mean his coin's rigged. I don't trust this man handing out billions of dollars. You can use your lucky coin. I don't even need a lucky coin. I'll take one off the street. I just don't trust this man's coin.

Why is he handing out billions of dollars? I don't know. Maybe I take $10 million. I would need to decide in the moment. Sometimes I do that, too, at a restaurant. You ever can't pick a thing, and you're just like, when the waiter gets here, I'm just going to shotgun, audible call, whatever I'm thinking in that moment.

We got a coin. We got a coin. We'll do it right here. Let's do it. We have a coin. We'll do it right here. Danny. Oh, God.

You're choosing the billion or the $10 million? Oh, God. He's acting like it. I'll choose the billion. You're going for the billion? Yeah. Okay, this is it. I'm going to spin it, catch it, flip it.

Is he doing heads or tails? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to call it in the air now? You want tails, what you said before? Heads. Heads. This is a billion dollars, man. Oh, you lost it.

Oh, no! You should have gone with tails. You just lost it. Tails never fails, you idiot. That just cost you a billion dollars. And now tomorrow you can wake up, look at your bank account, and be like, oh, there could have been 10 million in here, but I got greedy.

But there could have been a billion. There could have been 10 more million in here. How you doing? Oh, my bad. He's saying he's rich. Just kidding. That was terrible. Can I at least keep the quarter?

You can have the quarter. You walked away with something. I'm not walking away empty-handed. That didn't work out. No, I would keep this quarter forever, though. As a what? A reminder? As a reminder to be brave and take the risk.

Wouldn't it? Even if it doesn't work out. The crazy thing is I believe that. I 100% believe Antonio in saying he would take the billion. And that's psychotic to me. Or take the coin flip. How is that? Yeah, but you know what?

Now, all my friends that believed in me, you don't get a taste of a billion dollars. That's fine. What do you mean that's fine? What do you mean? Would you rather relive the same day for 365 days or lose a year of your life? Relive.

Yeah, that sounds awesome. That sounds, yeah, that would be really fun. I would love, the thing is. I don't know. The thing about like, like we've talked many times about Groundhog's Day on here. Groundhog's Day is hell because you can never get out of it

and you don't know how to do it. and you can be there for thousands of years. One year of reliving the same day, I would love to do experimentation of, oh, I tweet this and then this happened and I tweet this and then this happened. And then I know in a year's time, boom, back into the world.

Like why would you take, at the end of the day, you're still living that day. So why would you just lose an entire year rather than living? I agree completely. Yeah, I guess like you're in this time warp where you don't lose,

I guess it's just more of them. Because I think it would also be fun for maybe a month, and then you're like, shit. I mean, it would definitely have some bad days, but it's better than having bad days and good days are better than no days. Better than no days. Love that, Danny. Love that for you.

So inspiring. Yeah. Would you rather have an extra limb or an extra eyeball? I would like a third eye. Oh, you would put it there? Yeah, if you're going to put it there, you'd be like a spectacle. You've got to put it on the back of your head. Otherwise, you haven't gained anything.

Yeah, what are you doing? Now you could see a little taller? You definitely gained vision. You definitely gained vision. You definitely gained vision. But I guess on the back of your head, maybe. I don't know. How'd that even work, though?

Yeah, what am I going to see? Do I see two things at once? Is it split screen? Yeah, I think your brain would just do it. You know what I'm saying? After a while, your brain would just, oh, I could see behind me. I feel like, for some reason, I've always thought that if people had eyes in the back of their head, it's either, like, you're looking forward or you're looking backwards.

So, like, you have to close your front eyes to see your back eyes? You have to pick which one's which. No, I think you just have it all on screen. On screen? Yeah, just like how, you know, if you're driving, but your rear view is actually a camera of the back, you can kind of see it all, you know? But an extra limb would be pretty useful.

What would you do with an extra arm? You got to make it two limbs. Otherwise, it's, like, so asymmetrical. Not if you just put it on your back. You just put it in the center of your back. Like, if I could have two arms, just two more right here, that'd be sick. You do look like someone who would have, like, a chop, like, two arms. You would look like you'd be one of those.

Yeah. Two arms would be really cool. But we're talking one here. See, I don't see a reason for any more legs. I think these two work fine. Yeah, I agree. Like, I feel like a third one would just get in the way. You're telling me.

I knew that was coming. Yeah. Didn't need binoculars for that one. Didn't need a third eye to see that one. I think I'll go eye. I'm going to go eye. I just don't know what I would do with a limb. I don't want one extra limb.

If it's two, I'll take it. If it's not, I'm taking one eye in the back of my head. Yeah, but then you have to shave the back of your head. I'll do that. That's fine. All right, I'll put it on the back of my neck. Oh, that's way worse. No, I don't care.

Oh, that's so much worse. Why is that worse? Because you've got clothes on there. You're going to be like half like... Right now, I don't. I mean, you will. You're going to be like this the whole time. I have a hoodie on it, Mike.

Fuck, no. I can't do the eye because that means that eye would also need like one glasses. A monocle? It would need a monocle in the back.

So you have to do it in the front but just get one of those like Triforce glasses? No, I'm doing an extra arm. I'll put it somewhere. I think out of the back

of your neck would be cool. It just kind of hangs over. Oh my God, no. Like a crane? It just kind of hangs over. Like a scorpion?

Yeah. Does it have joints? Can you like, you want to see a party trick? Yeah, I think that'd be cool. Is there any other limbs? Does my penis count?

You would want an extra penis? Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? Would you rather receive an alert every time your parents hook up? Or have your parents receive an alert every time you hook up with someone? There's something about... Here we go. I think I'd want them to get the alert.

There's something about, like, it's weird for me. It's like, oh, weird. Because I don't want to think about that. But for them, I feel like you could say, like, there's at least, I don't know, a level of, like, go get them, son. You know? Right? They don't have to see anything. They don't know anything.

They just know that I'm fucking slaying. I'd pick the other one. Yeah, I think I'm going the other one. Wow. And I'll just never, ever, ever talk about it. Yeah, I think I just, like, it's like, you know, like, oh, wow, I'm glad to see the love stole. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

I can't do that. Then you're on a family vacation, and they're like, oh, we forgot sunscreen in the room. and then you're like god damn it you take some you lose some oh it's a text on my phone

yeah you said notification I just pictured like ding no you don't just have a sense yeah like oh god my parents

are banging again it's a notification that's just like fuck alert it's like oh your parents are fucking fuck alert

your parents are fucking I don't care if my parents know they'll either know I'm cool or know I'm a loser I think they know Dan my answer is definitely better

alright Would you rather have your best friend date, sleep with, and then marry your dad? Or never be able to make physical contact with another person again? Regardless of the implications this has on my parents' marriage. I need to touch. I think I need to touch. And not even in a sexual way. The lack of human contact I feel would be very upsetting.

Wait, what was the... Oh, it was no physical contact? With anybody. Oh, okay. I read that as like you are isolated from the outside world forever. No, no, no. We can still do this. I just – as soon as –

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do that. I'll die. Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, you got to have some kind of physical contact. See, the problem with this answer about my dad is like my best friend made my dad fall in love with him. Because it's best friend – it's have your best friend date, sleep with, and then marry your dad.

That's all the steps for a long, loving relationship, baby. It sounds like my dad's happy. That's a sweet way to look at it. Your mom is not. My mom not happy. Unless, you know, my mom is my best friend. Oh. Good loophole.

That's not true. That's not true. I love my mom, but dad's banging one of you guys, I guess. That's awesome. I'll take the dad one. Oh, man. Take my dad. I'm taking physical touch.

Didn't they do a thing where they're like, wait, wait, wait, what? I'm taking. I think you both did the same thing. Yeah. No, yeah. I'm taking the dad. Yeah, I have to take my dad. I need to get touched.

Yeah, because you have to be touched. Didn't they raise a bunch of babies and some of them didn't touch the other ones? The lack of just touch will fuck you up. What did they do with those babies? I don't know. They were spare babies. Don't worry.

Okay, just toss them. I don't know. That's a messed up experiment, though. There's a lot of messed up experiments throughout time. Someone's got to figure it out, I guess. Sometimes you've got to crack a couple babies and make an omelet. Would you rather be able to travel everywhere for free

or eat everywhere for free? Ooh. Travel means airfare and hotel. That's a good point. Yeah, does that mean hotels as well? Because if it's just airfare, then absolutely eat for free. I mean, it's not even a question.

Yeah, I guess we'll count hotels, but you know, no penthouses. I mean, if you can... Don't put a limit on this. You just asked me to put the limit. Okay, fine. Well, then no steakhouses for you. I'm the wizard, bitch.

I'm the wizard. This is bullshit. No steakhouse is for JT. That's bullshit. So he can get the luxury of his thing, but I can't get the luxury of mine? Why am I on this side? Well, we know you're on the food side. You already have so many.

I was going to say the other side. I can't even eat at most places. That's the better point. That's the better point. And let's clarify. There's nothing that you want to eat at most places. What does that mean? Oh, here we go.

At almost every place, you can find something that's gluten-free. Here we go. I don't like a lot of. That's what I'm saying. Foods that are... That's what I'm saying. Because one of the big things that's probably gluten-free in most places would be just steak.

I don't like steak. JT's a bad go-outer. He's not even limited to steakhouse, and he's not even going to take it. JT's a bad go-outer. No. I'll take the travel. I will take... I'll take the travel.

I'm interested to know what my limits are. I have to stay at a Motel 6 every time? The limits are incredibly important. Just no penthouses. That's it? That's the only... Just no best... You're in a room.

You're in a free room. And no room service, because that would be food. And no room service, because that would indeed be food. Okay, that makes sense. That one makes sense. But penthouses usually have all that free shit. Okay, but I'll take the penthouse, and then I'll pay for the food. Oh, you're going to go broke.

You get a bag of peanuts, it's going to cost $10. Also, let me get... I get first class accommodation, correct? Okay. On the plane? Yeah, but you don't get food. No, of course, that's fine. The food's not...

You can't just get... So what is that? I'm just saying, I just want to know. Because you said I can't get the luxury hotel, so I can't get the luxury first class. No, you can't get the luxury plane either. Well, then this is bullshit. It's free.

It doesn't matter. It's free. Okay, so it's free. So all of the travel costs at the basic level are not nearly as expensive as all of the food costs. You give Danny free travel and hotel for life forever, and he found a way to be upset about it and enraged a minute later. I am upset about it.

I am enraged. You don't get either now. No deal. No, no, no. You don't get either. On my free travel and my free hotel, I don't get to stay in a free penthouse. I'm just saying. It was taken away.

We're comparing the two. So the food is so much more worth it if you're giving me this janky ass coach seat. It's free. Okay, it's free. It was a couple hundred bucks. You know how I can run that up in a waffle house and get all that for free? What if it was to Hawaii?

And it's a stay. So? You can't just say so now, and it's a good point. I went to Hawaii very recently, probably like a year and a half ago, and my food and drink budget No, drinks don't include. was almost the same as flights and accommodations.

So that means your food is half of it, so you're still saving. you're still saving but I'm saying and that's just and that's just no I know but that's just

no there's no drinks that's just one trip now when I'm not on vacation I still have free food forever free food is like you have to come

to the table with a lot of good shit to get me to sway from free food you can't go to steak houses with the food

I don't care you can't get Jersey Mike's well that's unfortunate but okay ready here we go Let's say, I'm trying to put an exact number on it, but let's say $2,000 a month, cash money for the rest of your life.

Cash money. For the rest of your life, forever. Or free food, wherever you want, from wherever you want, any place, anytime. Well, not anytime. I guess you have to follow their hours. But forever. Which one? Free food.

What was the money? For sure. $2,000 a month. He could burn through that. Free food. Again. What would the number have to reach to make sense? The thing here is that my main expense in life is food.

Okay, okay. $10,000 a month. That's a lot. That is a lot. But the thing is, all of this money, what am I spending it on? I guess I could spend it on a nicer apartment or a car. Wait, wait. So $10,000 a month or free food, like whatever, like the best steakhouse.

Uber Eats, all free, all the time, even the delivery fee. You could run up a $2,000 bill a week at the best places. So $10,000 is enough money to say like, okay, what are we doing here? Also, it includes drinks. It includes drinks. Oh, dude.

Oh, what are we doing? No, he was already on the fence. What are we doing? The thing is... What are we doing here? Again, it's like, what am I... If I have all the free food, then all of my money can just go to the essentials.

And then I'll have disposable income to put in my 401k or something. How is food not the essential? No, because the type of food that we get is not essential. Okay. The type of food I like is not essential. It's not essential? Like what?

Like, you know, fancy restaurants and good dinners and drinks. And it's like all of this stuff is not essential. Eating itself is essential. Okay, okay, okay, but. But Uber Eats is not essential. but like I feel like the caveat

does have to be caviar exactly I've hated you four times this podcast if we go with you we have to pay

so now you might be going alone a lot of the time oh true I mean oh fuck off you don't care about that shut up

I do care about that but because I'm not going I partially care about I don't know I guess I don't know that is very upsetting

I thought I could get free food for everybody. If we grab a fry off your plate as an invoice. Alright. Then I'll take the $10,000. That's what it took? I'm still taking the $2,000 though.

I'm still taking the food over the $2,000. No, $2,000 is way too low. I didn't realize that. The $10,000 and nobody else even gets to share with me. Again, food is like food is a social experience. It's the best thing.

ever in the world. I don't know what to say. What would be nice is... And drinks, too. Are you fucking kidding me? That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, I sweetened the deal too much.

You did. You sweetened it way too much. What would be nice is that if every place we go, it's now a third off and we split that. That would be cool. Either way,

I think we're definitely good there. If I could get one other person with me, then I would take it. All right. You could have one other person with you, but it's down to $5,000. No. Why?

I don't know. You have to go the other way. $15,000. Wow. $15,000 a month is a lot. What salary does that come out to? That would be like $160,000, $70,000? Yeah.

$180,000, right? 15 times 12, that's too much math. But again, I'm like, I mean, I know this sounds like terrible, but I'm struggling to think what I would, what's the point? Like what would I spend it on, you know? This can't be, as soon as you get off this table, you're going to be like, yeah, this, this, and that. It's not just food.

Of course you can spend it on something. But it's like, again, it's not just food, but if a big enough percentage is food and you get that for free, then you now require less money. Like, it's just, you know? I feel like the end result. Like, by having free food and drinks, I now have to put in less effort because I require less money to survive, to live. The $15,000 a month for the rest of your life, or even $10,000, you can easily live off that. Yeah. The food thing, you still have to work and stuff.

You can eat really nice food when you're off work. Sure, you have to work. But you still have to pay rent and all these things. Your food budget in that $15,000 should be enough to make up for your infinite amount of food money here. Well, that's true. But, I mean, again, if we're talking – if you're giving me free food, I'm taking it to the highest level possible. But you can still do that like twice a month. I'm going to Michelin star restaurants.

I'm running up the bill. I'm saying let's get the chef's table tasting course twice. Make it three times. Who cares? Like give me the lobster. Just like, you know. The gold plated steak. Exactly.

You got to. He would be the worst person to go out with if that happened. You would turn into that guy. Do you eat the shit gold after you eat that? Excuse me? I think so. You must have a gold poop, right? If you eat enough anything, you have that poop.

The thing is, I don't do all of those things now because it's not worth it. But if the price isn't there, then of course it's worth it. No, I agree. Of course. You go for max, max, you know? Yeah. All right. I think we gave Jason enough work.

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