Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 8 - Picky Boys Podcast #287

Episode Date: August 13, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny play Would You Rather and decide between sounding like Mike Tyson and fighting Mike Tyson, Going on roller coasters 40 hours a week or never washing your hands, having all food taste salty or expired, and always be hard or have to watch shrek for pleasure! Let us know which you'd pick in the comments down below! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

you see as the person with the highest emotional intelligence here i think never stop bringing that up i think that go 10 rounds with mike tyson or talk like mike tyson for the rest of your life if i go 10 rounds with mike tyson i will talk like mike tyson for the rest of my life anyway you guys hiccups are like painful you realize that right yes they are i just don't want to be tattooed on my face you will one day maybe who knows yep hello hello hello all right cool let's do it welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome welcome welcome would you rather would you rather day would you rather day would you rather number 10 i think it's just eight no definitely it's definitely not 10 i know it's eight actually just stop yeah i know it's eight

you're just a lot better than that yeah i bet you hundred dollars no 50 no wait don't don't we do it once a month so we've been doing it for eight months yeah it's the eighth month wow i would not have guessed that well he was gonna guess 10 months yeah i would think it was nine maybe 10 what do you want to bet i just want to bet a gentleman's bet you're a nerd who wants to go first uh i'll go first oh yeah jt said he brought so many today that we might not use them all would you rather you now see the world and everything like an anime right like an anime japanese style cartoon that's how you see the world okay or from now on you hear everything and speak and everything like you're living in a musical so every time you have a conversation everyone's

singing you're singing oh that sucks like can i order this coffee yes you may oh you like it like that oh god wait everybody has to sing back to you you're all singing all the time even if you try not to like you're gonna sing that sounds terrible except for except for like except for maybe like a little ad lib here and there which would happen in a musical no not that you're gonna see that i thought he just said i'll see i'll see anime i'll see the anime world that's fine so you're gonna see cool actually you're gonna see attack on titan you're gonna naruto run everywhere you go oh yeah no that'll be awesome wait wait is it in anime no no no no well you're okay there's no you're not gonna like be killing people and stuff well i mean i still can do that

You can. And if you did, it would be an anime style of you. Whoa. That's pretty cool. If I do something cool, is it like a cut scene where it's like a cool anime cut scene of me cooking? Well, you wouldn't see it in third person. Why not? But if I was looking at him?

If you saw him, yes. If I was looking at him, that's pretty cool too. No, yeah, I'm thinking that. That's awesome. If two guys were about to get into a fight, it would be like 10 minutes of talking versus two minutes of actual fighting. And they would zoom in on their faces like, ah. And he'd be like, I tricked you. That was a shadow clone.

I'm taking anime. Me too. But everybody's singing. So you now live in a cartoon. You no longer live in the real world. I mean, yeah. If everybody was singing, do you think we'd listen to, like, people talking, like, recordings of people talking to be like, oh, thank God. No, what if music becomes that?

It's the opposite. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like you hear the new. You hear the new. I'll say it normally. You hear the new Drake speech, and it's just him talking normally. Yeah, yeah.

You don't know. Started from the bottom. Now we're here. I guess I'll go anime, too. I don't want to hear everyone sing. I don't know. I'm not a musical guy, though. I thought maybe you guys more liked musicals.

I mean, I'm not that musical. No. I do not like musicals, really. I would do it for a year, I think, though. Because the people getting into a car crash would be funny. Or just road rage would be funny. Like, you fuck, you know? Yeah.

It's like, put your blinker on. Something like that. All right. Mine is, would you rather get a full-body tattoo or be forced to get a full-body tattoo or be branded once a year? Jesus. Wait, what's a full-body tattoo? Like, you have to get tattoos covering all of your body. So, did they just change my skin color?

Or is it like I can get, like, designs? You can get decorative designs and stuff, but it has to be, you have to sit down. probably takes months. You have to sit down and get your entire body tattooed and live tattooed, obviously. As in from toes to eyelids, everything? Toes to eyelids to penises to buttholes.

How big is this brand? Do we know? Every year, it's just like this big. Oh my God, that is so fucking big. Oh, wait, do you mean this big? Yeah, this big. No, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry.

The little mark is here. Is it a symbol or is it just one big circle? It's a new symbol every year. Can I get the picky boys branded? Yeah, sure. Before we get a bad symbol, maybe? No, no, no.

It's just like... No historically bad symbols. For the first 26 years, it's just the alphabet. What happens after 26 years? What does that mean? Then it starts going to ampersands and dollar signs and... It's just the keyboard. Just keyboards.

I'm getting branded. Every year? Yeah. I think that the cumulative pain of the tattoos is actually more painful than the brands themselves. That's true. The brand is a one-time thing. the tattoo i mean you're talking asshole you're talking eyelids you're talking like your mouth your like lips your balls your dick like all that cumulative pain is probably it's more painful than

the brands i think i guess i'll just get the avcs on me eventually it's gonna kill me eventually it's gonna kill it's not gonna kill you yeah it's gonna kill me one will get infected and kill you i think branding is pretty safe nowadays really can it be cold branding no damn it i tried only hot brands i think i'm i'm taking the brand as well i think we're all taking the i'm taking the brands i just don't want to be tattooed on my face you will one day maybe who knows what would you choose to do to your worst enemy okay they can only poop while maintaining eye contact with someone else or their gps always sends them 15 minutes away from their destination i say only poop with eye contact that's rough because that's the fifth time you're just gonna go this gps

doesn't work no no it doesn't no it doesn't work no no i'm just gonna have to figure it out you can't just get yeah yeah no gps will work for them ever you can't just throw out the busted one no i know but they're just gonna say no gps's yeah but you know even if they get a map the map will the destination will be 15 minutes away from the actual destination it's a magic 15 minute late alarm essentially you can cause them you can cause them pain with the the shitting one if they can't find somebody if they can't find somebody you can't shake it die they could die yeah i feel like the poop is the way to go here just because if they're at the the workspace or the office like hey i know this is really strange can you just look me in the eyes while i'm taking

a shit i think i'm gonna make them poop with eye contact good luck good luck pooping hopefully you find a poop buddy that'd be nice but does it just happen like once you have eye contact then you poop because like i i don't think i could poop very well while looking at somebody in the eyes well they need to learn very fast that's true i don't think it's you you make eye contact with someone and you poop i think it's once you're on the toilet you're ready and see that would be funny too is that if they had to poop and they were at a party and they made eye contact somebody they'd go oh god no please don't look at me yeah i guess the the worst things you could do to your Enemy always involve poop, don't they?

Wait, but this doesn't have to happen to me. I'm choosing... I have to choose the worst one here. This is... Okay. Because I was thinking, like, which one's better? Poop. Poop?

Poop is worse. Make your enemy poop, people. All right. You have hiccups for the rest of your life, or you are on the very verge of sneezing for the rest of your life, but never sneeze. Oh, my God. Hiccups.

Not even a question. What? Not even a question. So you're saying... Oh, I thought this one was a freebie. So you're saying I always walk around like... Yeah, like pretty much... That's terrible.

Are you... When was the last time you guys had hiccups? First of all, I know somebody with chronic hiccups. Their life is fine. I'd kill myself. You guys realize hiccups are like... Hopefully she's not watching. Hopefully.

Guys, when was the last time you had hiccups? Honestly. December 1943. I think I get hiccups pretty often. Hiccups are like painful. You realize that, right? No. Yes, they are.

They're uncomfortable. They can be. No, they're like, no, no, no. The sneeze thing is uncomfortable. Hiccups, I think, are painful. I can't walk around constantly. I can't do life with the sneeze. I can't talk.

I thought this one was a freebie. I'm going sneeze. I think it's a lock. I think I'm going the cups. I think sneeze is a lock here. I'm so surprised. You're always, no matter what, on the verge. How do you sleep?

How are you going to bed? How are you going to sleep with hiccups? I've slept with hiccups. You can sleep with hiccups. No, you have. Oh, in your sleep you go. Yeah, you're just drunk. You ever be super drunk?

You lay down in the bed. You go. I don't think that's hiccups, Dan. It's hiccups. It's dry heaving in bed. Yeah, he's throwing up. And I just pass out through it. Also, don't lay on your back.

Or else you'll die. Yeah. All right. Well, it was actually more diversive than you thought, wasn't it? yeah there's a lot of diversity in that one all right i got one this was actually submitted by a fan on july 20th like almost a month ago oh they were like whenever the next would you rather is you have to ask this question okay it's would you rather it be your full-time job to ride a roller coaster 40 hours every week or not wash your hands not be able to wash your hands and

And in the shower or a pool, you have to wear bags so they don't get wet. So I could never wash my hands. So never be able to wash your hands or your full-time job 40 hours a week is riding rollercoasters. Jesus Christ. Riding rollercoasters. Let's give them a minute, everybody. Rollercoasters. Yeah, rollercoasters.

Oh. But it's not 40 hours. Did that kill you? It's not 40 hours in the park. You have to put in 40 hours on the coaster every week. Would that kill you? It probably isn't good for you. Like, I don't have anything to support it.

I just feel like you'd die. I don't know why. Man, that's more than... Oh, God. Wait, what's the other one again? It's... Never wash your hands. Never wash your hands.

Oh, easy. Ever. No, but ever. You can... If you eat wings, you can just go, ugh, fuck. It's impossible. So, is the sauce on my hands forever now? Or, like...

I mean, it'll dry. Eventually, it'll crust dry and maybe fall off. Crust off. I can't do that. No, me neither. I can't do it. I can't. You're going to work 40 hours a week on the ride themselves?

What do you want me to do? There's different ranges of roller coasters. You know, I could put some work on the big boys and the king of the cause and then some on the little ones, little kid coasters. I can't. I got to wash my hands. It's Friday. I'm just going to do the Ferris wheel.

That's not a roller coaster. That's not a roller coaster. I'm not washing my hands, boys. JT, that's impossible. I think it's actually impossible. I think you'll die on the roller coasters. I think you'll lose your hands. I think you would lose your hands.

And then problem solved. That's true. Problem solved. In fact, I always have an out to my one. I can just amputate. I always have an out too, baby. Don't worry about it. Suicide.

Fucking jump off that coaster. I need to wash my hands. Even after I eat anything, I have to go wash my hands. It would be physical torture for me. I can't. I can't do it. I have to do roller coasters. Yeah, I can't do it.

I can't do it. We also asked this question in our Discord for the question of the day. that was today's question so let's see what most people are saying we got a few roller coasters oh how do you join the discord that's right patreon.com slash picky boys any tier gets you access we're in there all the time over 150 people we chat we have fun and the tiers unlock extra cotton anyway someone brought up a good point it's would you would doing a roller coaster for 40 hours every week destroy my adrenal gland and never and lead me to never being excited or nervous again i don't i feel like you would just get like a roller coaster would never yeah like a roller

coaster even the thought of roller coaster might make me throw up or something not i don't think you lose enjoyment i don't know if you do it 40 hours a week eventually you'll be like another one if you got sucked all the time every time always you could hop on a roller coaster and have fun um it makes a good point tell me how tell me that point doesn't make perfect sense if you ride a roller coaster all the time your adrenal glands going you could get sucked and have fun adrenal glands up it's not you don't just lose your adrenaline no but the thing on this brings up a bigger question do you feel adrenaline when you're getting sucked it depends where if when it's on a roller coaster yeah you're getting sucked on the roller coaster i could be that's

the only way you'd be able to feel that's not true yes you know skydiving or something uh It seems like a lot of roller coasters. Someone said washing hands for me unless it's the mummy ride at Universal. I'm going hand washing, man. You would get sick of that too, I promise. That ride is good though. So it seems like the overwhelming picky people answer

is roller coaster. Except for JT. Except for me. Except for JT. I don't think you understand. And that one person. And that one person. Unless it's the mummy roller coaster.

All right, well, JT's a psychopath. All right, ready? Yes. Um, you have to go 10 rounds with Mike Tyson or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life. If I go 10 rounds with Mike Tyson, I will talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of my life anyway. Not really.

I agree. I totally will. No, you might talk like Nate Diaz. Same thing. That's the same thing to me. Mike Tyson is like a very high, like, like, I don't know. It's the same shit. I don't think so.

It's close. It's close enough. Well, I think it's just Mike Tyson has a unique voice, and then both Nate Diaz and Mike Tyson have gotten hit enough that it makes them sound a little loopy. It is convenient that they talk pretty similar. Yeah, but Mike Tyson, isn't that part of the reason he got into fighting is because he was bullied for his voice?

So he got it a little earlier, but the fight's definitely... I think he always sounded like that. Also, isn't the point that Mike Tyson didn't really get hit in his fights? There is a point there. Current Mike Tyson I got to fight? Yes, current Mike Tyson. That's important, actually, because I think prime Mike Tyson, like, we die. They all have to prop up my body on a scarecrow for me to go 10 rounds.

I'm done the first round. No, I'll take the voice. Fuck that. Who cares? The voice is so iconic, and that's like a voice that even though, yeah, maybe it's a bad hand you got dealt, if you just make it into something, it'll be great. I know, but I think that the reason Mike Tyson can get away with the voice is because the contrast to who he is i think if any of us had the voice like no one's listening to the podcast

anymore can i right can i no do i train do i have any what oh for the fight yeah do i have time yeah you have you have six months you have a year okay i think i could do it i'll go i'll go 10 rounds with mike if you get knocked out you don't have to go to 10 rounds you you have a 10 round bout with mike tyson i i don't think any of us are lasting 10 rounds i think i know we're not i think Oh, can I just go guard down, get punched, KO? Oh, I think you might actually die. If you let Mike Tyson have a one free shot on you, hands down, he can wind up and everything,

I think you might die. I'm going 10 rounds with Iron Mike. I'm going. I could do it. Give me a year. I'm talking like him. Yeah, because when I train in a year, he'll be a year older.

And, you know, let's just hope for the best. Let's hope something goes wrong in that scenario. I like Mike Tyson. I'll go 10 rounds. Yeah, fuck yeah, GT. Here comes a trolley problem for you. Oh, God. Here we go.

Every day, you get a list of 50 people, and you have to pick one to die. Like, they just get killed. Okay. But you don't actually see it happen. You just pick somebody off the list and go, oh, today's your day. Okay.

Or once a year, you get handed a random note, and you have to physically kill that person. You have to go and do it. What does physically mean? You have to go and do it. Can I use a gun? You can use whatever you want. What's the first one again?

It's that every morning when you wake up, you get a list of 50 names, and you go, that's dead. Oh, morning. Do I have stats on them, and a little bio and stuff, or is it just a name?

Yeah. Like age, profession, little bio, quick blurb, maybe their passions, their dislikes, their hobbies.

You can get that information. So I could randomly get someone not too chill on there. Yeah, no. Honestly, there will probably be many days where you'll go, oh, you're a serial rapist. Boom. But there will also be days where you get, oh, it's the entire church choir.

Yeah, yeah. You do run a risk. What do we got to do? You do run a risk. But you also run a risk of every year you get a note, and all of a sudden it says, Dwayne The Rock Johnson? What am I supposed to do? Oh, that would suck.

I mean, it's a one in a billion chance. Eight billion. Is there any risk of me getting caught with the murder? Is that something I have to think about? That's my last question. No. You're impervious to being caught with the murders, but you do have to do it and carry that burden.

I think I'm going 50 a day, whatever. I'm killing 50 people a day. It's only one a day. I'm killing 50 people a day. I think just morally you have to choose the once a year thing. You're going to look Dwayne The Rock Johnson in his eyes and murder him? I think I am doing the world a service because I just saved 364 people. That's true.

You're saving thousands of people over the course of years if you only pick the one person. Just give me this death note. I'll take it. I'll rid the world of the bad people. I'll take it on the chin. You do. Yeah, I mean, there is some benefit there. You get to be judge, jury, executioner and go, this guy's a bad person.

Yeah, your moral for bad will definitely start have to start lowering. He littered yesterday. He littered yesterday. oh, but this guy's a pastor at a church, you know? Oh, it's a middle schooler. It's going to be, yeah. What happens if you just get a bunch? I don't know.

There's just so many questions. The real question is, do you like, do you want to? You were going to say, do you like murder? Do you want to see, do you have the heart to do it? Or can you put it out of your mind enough to just do it in private? I'll make it even fairer. I'll just throw a tack, close my eyes, and just throw a tack at the piece of paper every morning.

Kobe gone and then I'll just live my day can I be on that paper but are you worried about that's a good question that is a good question are you worried about

you know the sleepless nights when you go when you see all the people you've killed in your head do I have if I close my eyes and throw

I don't even know I'm doing it well you definitely do you definitely still know don't even know I'm doing it I don't know man

I don't know which one I think like you said just just morally I have to pick the one per year? I think so. See, as the person with the highest emotional intelligence here, I think...

Never stop bringing that up. I think that you physically going to murder someone is way worse than just... No, definitely not. I'm just kidding. I know. But it's easier for me to not have to go travel and murder somebody.

You said you'd throw it randomly. It might hit a five-year-old girl. I mean, that's the... Them's the brakes, baby. That's the fastest, that's the easiest, that's the fairest way to do it. I'll be a fair god. I'll be fair.

The god of death. Yeah, I'll be fair. You know who's not fair? Death. Death's not fair. It's true in life. It's true. The thing is, I can't pick the one,

because what if it's somebody I know? You don't get to choose on the one. Yeah, I understand. There's such a low chance of that, though. Yeah, but that's not how that'll work. It's like Murphy's Law. If it can happen, it will happen. Over an infinite amount of time,

but how many years do you have left? 70? Yeah, but to be fair, 70 is in that infinite somewhere. You could get unlucky. You could get caught. It's too hard. I'll be the merchant of death with you. Fuck yeah.

One every morning. The chances that it would even be someone in the same city as you is not good. It'd be expensive. You'd have to travel. Yeah, screw that. Cover our own bills, or do I get some kind of reimbursement situation? I don't know. You can write it off on your taxes.

That's not bad. Now there's a real trace to it. No, yeah, I think I'll just build into my routine. I go, okay, let's see. No good picks today. And then I do random. If there was no good picks on the list, I throw a dart at it. See, I feel like.

But if there was a good pick, I go, you. You. Bad. I know what you did. You cut a line yesterday. Yeah. Yeah, Danny, you cut me off in traffic. Danny would start getting.

Actually, Danny can't have that kind of power. We know. I can't pick who's on the list. I know, but eventually you will. All right. We know Danny's a mass murderer. So are you. What did I do?

You just picked the same thing. I think either way, you're a mass murderer. Yeah. I mean, you're massing murder. I mean, I would have only killed at this age. Let's say it starts when you're 10. I would have only killed 16 people. Who are you killing at 10 years old?

Again, it's, they're just, I'm, it's not an if you can kill them. You're going to kill them. Would you rather every food be way too salty or all food you eat taste expired? Oh, shit. Oy yi yi. Damn, that was really hard. i hate dude i i hate salty i really i really do hate salty food i think you could work to your advantage a bit like maybe you start to only eat stuff like soft pretzels and uh

what foods come really salted i don't know dude put too much salt like ruins your food it's it make it's inedible but also it being expired also doesn't help well no it tastes expired Yeah, so, I mean, you won't get sick from it. It just doesn't taste good. Yeah, if you have a bowl of cereal, your milk's going to be sour. If you have some beef or some steak, it's going to taste like when you had it. It's supposed to be four days in the fridge max, and it's been in there six days, and you're like, I'm just going to eat it anyway.

Oh, man. That one's undoubtedly better for your health. Yeah, I guess I have to go expire. You could never eat anything lactose again, probably. Dude, the thing is, it's like certain things that are expired won't taste as bad. Salty, if everything is salty, even my desserts are salty. Even my fucking dry sweet things are salty, which is like, fuck. It's just too much.

I don't want, it would be terrible. We'll say drinks aren't salty, so that you can at least like. That's hell. If drinks are salty, also, you're in hell now. Okay, drinks. So you can have water or Gatorade with the meal to be like to wash this disgustingly overly salty meal out of your mouth. I can't.

Is it actually overly salty? No, no. We'll go that so that you can't get sick from the expired food and you're not going to like get sodium overdose. Okay, okay, okay. If that's the case, I might just suck it up and do the salty. It's tough. You can still experience a wide and diverse range of food

with the expired food like you can have your expired ice cream and cereal and meats and this and that the salt every every food's gonna taste the same with the salt i mean we've all had a couple dishes in our lives where it tastes like someone accidentally dropped the bag of salt in it yeah and it is actually quite inedible yeah so i don't i don't know yeah i'm thinking of taking the expired just because like you said it's like every food like i can still do what i normally do but everything just tastes like 25% worse. Which is fine. I'll take that.

Goddamn. That's a hard one. I'm going salt, though. I'll go expired. Okay, go. We can end it here. Expired? Yeah.

Would you rather have a permanent erection or you can only get hard when Shrek is playing somewhere in the room or on the radio? Permanent erection. First of all, if I had a permanent erection, I would just start tailoring clothes to account for said erection.

like like you just don't know how to tailor clothes like you like you just make a make make pants with a little like sheath extra two inches yeah with a little sheath yeah and it's like oh he's the guy who's always hard i mean but i feel like you can work yeah now you're the guy that's always hard that's it's annoying to deal with as a person i think that i can manage figuring out a way to work in Shrek into the bedroom anytime I needed it. Like, maybe if I'm out at a bar

in public, you know, unless it's on my phone or something, like, that's like, that's what gets like, you're just looking at Shrek the whole time, that might be rough, but, you know, in your room, I like Pixar, DreamWorks, it's all in the background. I mean, speaking as someone who gets hard every time Shrek's on anyway,

I'm going Shrek-y here. Yeah? Yeah, Shrek is love. I think it's just more convenient, and now, you know, I will get an erection anytime I want, technically. As long as Shrek's with me. That's a power in itself. I don't know if it quite said that.

It didn't. But that's how I'm thinking. I'll just take an erection all the time. That's not a bad thing. It's not great. Danny will always be ready. You're kind of always uncomfortable. Kind of, right? Not really. I feel like you're

part of the thing about like let's say i don't know like that makes you uncomfortable about having an erection is that you're hiding an erection because you're not supposed to have an erection you know at the dmv or whatever according to society in church but if i always have an erection then people will be like oh my god and and then there's somebody will say no no he just always has an erection it's a medical condition yeah it's just like nobody knows nobody knows you know if i actually it's not like the shame of having an erection which shouldn't be shameful but the shame of having an erection goes away because you were always hard also if everyone experienced it yes it's just you

and that's not what i i think you meant by uncomfortable i mean literally uncomfortable like it starts to hurt after a while in your pants and everything yeah yeah it says you first Well, Viagra, you can't even have an erection for more than six hours with something going on, so I'm sure it's uncomfortable. Yeah, but I think that's because that's like a – they say that because like something has gone wrong with the medication, not because it hurts. Well, something didn't go right here either. I don't know. I just – I think I'd rather just always be hard. That's not – I mean, me too.

Me too. Oh, great. But I feel – I like being able to choose with Shrek, though. Yeah, I'm going Shrek. I'm going Shrek. No. What, you have something against Shrek? Yeah, I don't want to be listening to Shrek all the time.

All the time? I don't want to be listening to Shrek during whatever. I don't want to do that. You have to be watching it as well. Yeah, I know. Not only do I have to be listening, I have to be watching it. Like, I don't want to do that. That's weird.

It could be any of the Shrek movies, right? Yeah, yeah. But it's probably going to be Shrek 2. Like, what about Shrek spin-off, Pills and Boots? No. Okay, so not the Shrek-averse. It has to be the Shrek movies. Yeah, not the Shrek-averse.

Also, no. Main timeline Shrek. I feel like if there was a psychologist here that would back me up, you will develop some kind of sexual link between Shrek and sexual pleasure. I think the link's already there. Yeah, we've established that. Yeah, we established very much a link here. And that is not something that I want to have.

I'd rather have that than just always be uncomfortable. I don't understand. You're saying uncomfortable. You can only ever be uncomfortable if you have the comfortability of not being hard. That would just be what you were. You're just always hard. It's not going to be uncomfortable. It just is.

That didn't make any goddamn sense. Yes, it is. It's uncomfortable to have an erection for a long period of time now because you're waiting for it to do something else. You go down. If you're always erect, it just won't work. That's not how that works. That's like saying, if you always have a headache, then you really never have a headache. It's like, no, some people always have a headache.

And it always sucks. Yeah, but so, but no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, but people who always have a headache, their headache will hurt less than a person who doesn't have a headache all the time and gets a headache. Right, but it still hurts. But it's, but you just learn to live with it. This is, this is. That was a great example.

You just learn to live with that. It was a fine example, but you still have a headache. Okay, it's not 100% pain. It's 50% pain. I'll give you. I don't even think it's that. 50%. That's terrible.

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think it's any less pain, actually. I'm giving you credit. Also, I've never been hard so long that I've had pain. That's weird. I don't think pain. No, no, no. It's not pain.

It's more uncomfortable. Like you said, you've gotten it at random points. If you were in jeans one day, it hurts. No, again. i am again i started this off with i am making custom pants for this to happen i will never be there will never be a point where i'm wearing something that would make it uncomfortable it is this is my life now i don't think so now you're not even hiding it people will call me cone pants i don't know like i'll always have a big cone i don't i think you're not really

understanding the social ramifications of just always being hard to i think i am just because you're not always going to have this like lab this this leashed doctor going oh no it's a medical condition stop screaming like like it's not a business card will do it won't way worse oh my god you gotta get close to them and hand them a business card okay if you're at the bar right now some guy had a raging erection and handed you a business card say it's okay i'll just read this real quick yeah yeah you yeah oh that makes sense obviously no also again i i'd be wearing first of all there's so many job opportunities i can have this is this is a great thing name three porn star okay that's why i said that was one i thought porn star

coney island sideshow attraction um there's one more that's two i don't know you know just like guy who always wears a that's not a job that's not a job you didn't even finish it it didn't matter how a guy who always wears cone pants is that what you're gonna say maybe i can be like in like... You thought of two. Maybe I can be in like... One of them doesn't even really count. Wait, no.

Which one? Not the porn star one, obviously. Wait, wait. Maybe I can be like in college classrooms. Like always the example. Like this is an erection. Like basically like a scientific model.

What do you think about that? I don't think that's a job that exists. He's a pioneer in the field Well it's because no one constantly has an erection Until now You think if you always had an erection They would change the college curriculum And start showing erections in class

No just the sex ed courses Yeah just sex ed courses Again I think they'd rather use the banana in the condom Also I could be a great busker You know what a busker is? The one that blows No

It's like on the street like basically somebody who asks for money and I'd be like, he's always hard. I'm the always hard man. You can hang things from my penis. You're going to get arrested. No, I will not. You will.

You will unbelievably get arrested. First of all, it is not a crime. You should know this, to be hard in public. Why would I know that? Don't throw that at me. We're not going to talk about that. But we should always, it is not a crime to be hard in public.

If they have to hang something on you, you have to show it. No, you don't. You put a fucking, again, Then how do they know it's hanging? Custom pants. Custom pants. How do they know it's hanging then if they don't see it hanging off you?

They do see it hanging off. Imagine spandex, but there's like a penis hole. First of all, make that small. I don't know what that was. No, but this is fine. This is so much better. I don't think you guys understand how weird it will be to hear Mike Myers and go, oh, I'm hard. He has a lot of scenes with Fiona.

You know, you're going to be into, like, fucking ogre porn. Like, that's what you're going to be into. Is that not a troubling moral conundrum for you? How is it a moral conundrum? How is ours a moral conundrum and not you walking around and just showing your weird to everybody? Yeah, but it's different. I don't know. It's just different.

I'm standing on my side. Always erect. You're sitting. Shrek. Shrek all the way. We could end, though. We got to get out of here. All right.

Let's get out of here. JT, tell them where to find you. Find me on Instagram at TheJBalls. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram and just flashing my erection in Washington Square Park. Now you're flashing it. Now it's illegal. Oh, my God.

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