Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt.20 - Picky Boys Podcast #362

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

Join the Patreon for more videos!- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT play would you rather! They decide between the proper serving size or the entire package, your camera roll or your text messages being released, walking 100 miles or 100 malorts, and a large spoonful of wasabi or a vegemite shot! Be careful what you choose because you just might have to do it! Follow us on twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys New Subathon & Valentine's Day Merch OUT NOW! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

i don't my mom doesn't have to go through that true would 100 million dollars make it worth it probably not no a billion it's just more of it's just an invasion of privacy like i didn't expect that to be public and now it is would you rather have a big large spoonful of wasabi or a whiskey shot mixed with vegemite i mean i told you the time i broke into a house you didn't say you have good intentions you never you never said it on here i think i have no you were afraid to say it on here you never i think he did i think i did almost positive i did bring us in life is about options um today we're going to decide between two different things would you rather there's going to be a couple options two yeah maybe jason brought one with

three we don't know that's true life's also full of surprises we should do that next month yeah it's a three would you three way would you rather so everyone has three options we're making his one question he brings every month even harder to come up with? Yes, we are. Oh, he has two today. Oh, all right. Who wants to start?

Seems like you. I heard Antonio wants to start. Oh. Me? I can start. JT heard. All right, JT heard it. Heard it through the grapevine.

All right, mine are about, I think most of them are about food today. Oh, I have a food one. Well, I hope it's not this one because then you have one less food one. No, it's not that one. Okay. Would you rather have to eat

the serving size of everything or the entire thing? Oh, man. So, you know, let's use the example of a cereal bowl. A serving of cereal is like half a cup. Yeah. But then every time you'd have to eat the entire box. Well, immediately what I'm thinking is I could tailor my life around this.

You could buy those cereals, like the individual servings of cereals. Gotcha. Like you get at a school or whatever. You could buy those. You could buy mini pizzas. You could buy all these things that would make it make sense. That's true. Now, what about ordering at a Chipotle or a restaurant?

Those serving sizes are not one. I'm confused. What? So I can't order at a restaurant? I'm saying if you order at a restaurant, depending on what you pick, like a serving size of a filet mignon is one ounce, sort of. You know what I mean? Or four ounces.

Okay. You know what I mean? Like, if you get a 16-ounce ribeye, that's not one serving size of a ribeye. I feel like when it comes to eating out, one serving size is just, like, whatever the meal is. That's not true. I feel like it is. Because if you go to Chipotle, like, one serving. If I got one serving at Chipotle today, what do you think that would be?

No idea. Forget about Chipotle, because I think their ladle, maybe they do do one servings for each thing. But I'm talking about if you order, like, a steak for two. I see what you're saying. You can't eat a full steak for two. You have to eat a serving of the steak. Yes, yes. Or if you order garlic mashed potatoes, they give you two scoops.

You have to eat a serving of it. I don't know what that is off the top of my head. The biggest hurdle that I'm seeing here is cooking. You basically can't cook anything. Well, you could. Well, you could. It would just be very small. Like, if you did the one serving, yes, you could.

But if a recipe called for more than one serving, you'd be fucked. And if you do the other way, you basically can't cook at all because if you bought a bunch of cilantro, you'd have to put the entire thing in. Oh, no. You'd have to ruin it? Yeah. I wouldn't use cilantro. I wouldn't use it, yeah.

If you do the second option, you can't cook. Wait, why can't you cook? Because every ingredient that you are intending to eat, you would have to use the entirety of the thing. You'd have to either really meal prep to a scientific degree or just not cook at all. So wait, if I buy a bottle of olive oil, I now have to dump the whole thing in?

That's what it seems to be. All right, so can we buy little bottles, little baby bottles? Yeah, I guess you could buy little baby bottles. I don't think that's right. That's how I understood the question. I don't fully understand the question still. Maybe. Because I don't know the ins and outs.

So when Danny's buying these little boxes of cereal, that is both one serving and the whole box, right? Well, yeah, but he's making it like a one serving. I'm making one serving the whole thing. It's not this confusing. But can you eat two of them? I think so. Or are you limited to one?

Yeah, you can eat two of them. Oh, then I picked that one. That's fine. But we understand the steak thing, Rex. I feel like you were a little confused by why you couldn't eat a full 16-ounce ribeye. Who wants to eat a full 16-ounce ribeye? I'd like to eat a full 16-ounce ribeye. That's a lot.

Everybody would love to eat a full 16-ounce ribeye. I feel like they never give you that much. Well, I would love the option to order a 16 and eat 10 or 8. Can't do that. Well, yeah, you're going to lose that option. What do you want? You made the would you rather. What do you want from me?

Why were you confused by it? Is it bone-in ribeye or bone-out ribeye? You have to eat the whole bone if it's bone. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That would be a problem. I'm just confused because your complaint here is that you can't go to the restaurant, order a steak for two, and then have the whole thing to yourself. This seems like a very specific—

A 16-ounce ribeye is not a steak for two. I don't know if steak makes— This guy, we got to take him out somewhere. He's got to leave the house. This is a ridiculous conversation. Have you ever been to a steakhouse? Yeah, of course. Outback?

Down under? Oh, Jiminy Christmas. Somebody take this guy on a date. We're taking JT on a night out in town. He's got to know something. I've definitely been to a steakhouse. I just can't think of any of them ever. He's never been to a steakhouse.

He's never been to a steakhouse. All right. I guess I'll just eat the other one. I don't know. We can go counterclockwise. You'll eat the mother one? I'll eat the everything. He'll eat everything.

He'll eat everything. All right. I saw this on another podcast, so I'm just going to repeat it. It's pretty simple. Would you rather your entire camera roll get leaked to everybody or all of your messages, I'm going to add a caveat, for the past two years leaked to everybody?

Why the caveat? Because they just said all your messages ever, and I feel like those are kind of imbalanced. Okay. So it's your entire camera roll or every message from the past two years released to the public. Texts or everything? texts and discords

because you we're going to have to caveat because what the hell do you do in the discords don't ask about what discords I'm in now we have to ask

like Instagram and stuff is that all yes yes yes Instagram, DMs, and texts all messages for the past two years I don't think I care much about either

I might do photos there's really nothing in my thing I feel like that would get me in less trouble I guess yeah

there's nothing in my photos I'm going photos for sure Oh, yeah, there's nothing in there. I guess I'll go photos, too. A picture of my cock will get out, and that's going to— So there is something in there. Oh, there's stuff in there.

But the messages is so much more private and personal. Right. They'll know—the people will know things that are personal to me, and I just don't want to— JT doesn't want—JT would rather have pictures of his penis. You can get a fucking picture of me in whatever, in the bathroom or something. Who cares? Okay, fair enough. You know, I don't know.

I really don't—I feel like I wouldn't care. either way there's probably something on messages that i don't want people to find out well it's not about just probably it's not about just things that thing that would be bad that people can't find out but there could be something that one person you're like oh yeah i said that that one time you would sir it's not saying you wouldn't care it's no it's definitely yeah sorry and it definitely care but like i wouldn't it's not like i'd be like oh god like this is it's over i think you would you think i'd i think you would doomsday i don't even what does that mean you think i'd be like oh god it's over i think so yeah and there might not even be anything in there it's just you

you just get like it's just that it's not that anything bad is in the messages or the photos really it's just more of it's just an invasion of privacy like i didn't expect that to be public and now it is i agree um i'm gonna go with photos i think photos is so much better like yeah who cares if you see a nipple or a ball yeah oh it's embarrassing bro so many people like have their photos leaked you know like celebrities

or just people in high school right that shit happens it definitely depends on the age if you asked me probably 10 years ago

my answers might be flipped now it's like you can see my balls I don't care like I just don't care see the ball pictures are not even what I'm worried about

I'm just worried about all the just like pictures I don't know like a selfie just like bad yeah just like really bad selfies

like I'd much rather a picture of my balls be on the internet than just a selfie. Sometimes, you know, I'll take like a hungover selfie when I'm really down bad. I'd rather picture my balls than that selfie, P. Lee.

Does that make sense? No, but it makes sense to you. Kind of, yeah. Well, because you think your balls look... Maybe I can show you one. I would love that. Which one? The balls or the hungover?

Yeah, I don't want to see your balls, actually. The balls, not the balls. So you think your balls are prettier than your hungover face, is what you're saying? Yeah, kind of, I would say. I agree with that sentiment. Do you agree with that? I think JT said this before.

You'd rather like a nude leak than like an embarrassing photo of you like picking your nose in public. Yeah, yeah. I agree with that. Bro, come on. I agree. I agree with that. What are we talking about? I'm going to be honest.

This is ridiculous. Did you find it or are you laughing at that? No. Well, I'm laughing at just my camera roll now. But here, like what about something like this? I don't want to see your balls. You're not going to see my balls. Okay.

What are you giggling at? I'm trying to find you a good one. Are we going to pop this up for them? No. We have to. What about something like this? We're popping this up. Send that to him.

It's him naked in a wig. Now we have to pop it up because they think that's what it is. No, it's not. I don't know. Send that to Jason. I don't even know what this is. Let me see. What is that?

Send that to him. That's got to go on the pod. That's got to go on. No, I'd rather my balls. Then send him a picture of your balls. We got to pop something up. You can use the one from yesterday, Jason. What happened yesterday?

We got to pop up something. You can't leave him hanging like that. Pick which one. I'm leaving you hanging. It's like his balls. I'll pop it up. I'll find it. I'll get it off his phone.

All right. That's that. Jason, text messages or pictures? Yeah. Is it pictures all time? Yeah. Yeah. Still pictures.

Why ask then? The text is... Texts of all time? Texts are also leaking all of your friends' privacy as well. It'd be funny if it was only your responses. It's like, wait, what was he talking about? When was the response? Yeah, the pictures are better because they're harder to contextualize.

Easier to contextualize. Harder. Harder to contextualize. Like an in-depth conversation is far easier to know exactly what's happening versus a picture that may be scandalous, but you don't really know what's going on. Right, I was still on the fact that only my responses were shown. It's impossible to contextualize that. All right, Jason, you said you had one or two.

All right, would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches or a naked stranger in your attic? What is it with us and addicts? Again, I don't want somebody in my attic, especially naked now. 1,000 cockroaches would be concerning, but I have to go cockroaches. Did someone count them? I'm going naked stranger. That's insane.

It's definitely got to be cockroaches. Dude, a thousand cockroaches. You just want a naked stranger in your attic. Yeah. You get an exterminator. They are going everywhere from the attic. You find them, they're going to run everywhere. They're going all over your house.

They're going in your room. What is upsetting is I'd rather find them in the basement because I go down, I'm approaching on them. Having to go to the attic, they can get me because my head goes first. I don't think I'd go feet first into my attic. I'm picturing them in just a box. Oh, are they in a box?

Sure, they're in a box, and as soon as you open the box, they just go everywhere. So it doesn't matter if they're in a box. What is your strategy? You're going to beat this guy up? What are you going to do with this naked stranger? How is this an alternative? I'm going to go shoo, shoo. He's going to listen?

He's naked in your attic. He's going to listen to a shoo? This man, it doesn't sound like he has respect for the law, brother. I think it's only fair that you can't call cops, and you can't call an exterminator. Okay. You can't call somebody. You have to deal with the problem yourself. I can get him out.

I could do, like, the breadcrumb strat, Danny's bear strat. True. Salmon and honey? Yeah. That was for the bear. We asked this exact same question, and the other option was a bear. And most of us chose that. And so you think we would choose a cockroach?

The stranger wasn't naked, and I agree that that does change it. No, it doesn't change it that much. It definitely does sort of change intent a little bit. I don't think so. A tiny bit. Okay, the question then becomes, like, is the stranger like, ah, what am I doing here? I just got teleported here.

Or is he like, yeah, I snuck into your house. I wouldn't believe him either way. I wouldn't believe him either way. Yeah, I snuck into your house. And now I'm naked. Now I'm naked. I see his clothes over there. Now I'm greased up.

I feel like he'd have a couple cockroaches anyway, so I'm dealing with both. I'm going cockroaches. I don't want to deal with the cockroaches. I'm going cockroaches. I feel like... Either way, you're going to have a cock problem. True. Big dog.

I feel like if I find a cockroach, I'm at least assuming that there's a hundred others somewhere. I don't think that's that appropriate to assume, but I think it's safe. I think it's safe for sure. Not 1,000, though. Yeah, it's 1,000. I'm going naked stranger. I feel like you would go with that anyway.

I think you just like naked strangers. If someone's in your house and you don't want them to be there, they have bad intentions. What if it's an old man? But they have bad intentions. If they're in your house uninvited, this person cannot have a good heart. I don't know about that. Yeah, that's not fair.

How is that not fair? Well, because now it's an old person. It could be a dementia thing. Either way, is it weird to me or is that I think an old woman, an old woman naked in my attic is scarier than oh no I agree

oh really okay good I mean I told you the time I broke into a house you didn't say you have good intentions that night

you never said it on here I think I had no you were afraid to say it on here you never no I think he did I think I did

I'm almost positive I did no he never did well I had good intentions you did not have good intentions you had intentions

can you say the story no I mean I already said it you didn't dude long story short no no no give the story it's a good story

it's a good clip long story short i got too drunk i got way too drunk this is one of my first times ever drinking and i was meandering through the streets and a lot of the houses look exactly the same and so i walked into a house that i could have sworn was my friend's house and i was in the kitchen and i was looking around to make a sandwich and then somebody somebody from upstairs like heard the rustling and was like, oh, my God. And I immediately ran out.

I ran out of the house. I was so afraid. And I tripped and fell in the street, cut my knee all up. And then in the morning, this was a total, obviously, blackout situation. In the morning, I was like, that was the craziest dream ever. And I looked down at my knee, and I had the cut. And I was like, oh, my God, that was real. That happened.

You make a sandwich in your dreams. You make a sandwich for real. What kind of sandwich were you trying to make? It really didn't matter at that point. Jason, can we look up statute of limitations, breaking and entering New York? I mean, they don't know who did it. They do. Does it count as cat burglaring if you just steal the pickles?

He typed in statue. He typed in statue of liberty. I want that to be said. Five years. Five years? Oh, you're way past that. You're fine. Yeah, yeah, I'm past that.

Way past that. Yeah. All right, we're good. We're good. We don't have to cut it. Yeah, one of our friends breaks and enters into houses. Also, I feel like to convict someone of burglary, the prosecutor must prove that you, knowingly entered and remained unlawfully in a building i feel like i mean i know being drunk

is not like a oh well now i don't have to now i don't have to you know commit the crime i heard a lawyer tell me it was a cheat code actually it's not a cheat code but i definitely did not knowingly enter and remain unlawfully in fact i immediately scattered when the the thought of it being unlawful was presented to me oh god is it wrong of me to wish you got caught because i I would probably be in jail. No, I don't think you'd be in jail, but I would love to be at that court hearing. I would love it.

I would love, no, I was just, I was drunk. I was just trying to make a sandwich. God, I would love it. I would love it. It was a dark day. It was a dark day. Pictures of the crime, hello, pictures of the crime scene,

it's just like a knife with Nutella on it and bread on the counter. They had terrible options in the fridge, by the way. Yeah, no mustard. No mustard. This guy broke into their house making fun of their fridge. No, I'm kidding.

I don't remember their fridge. Oh, that's really good. He is right. A lot of the houses do look the same. Like, it could be a whole block of identical houses. You could easily drink too much and go in the wrong one. Do you know how far you were from the destination? A whole block?

That's too far. That is quite far. That's too far. I was picturing a house or two short. So is it like, oh, the house is on the corner, and you went to the wrong corner? It was, like, the wrong block. Okay. It's not helping.

You're making it up. You're making it up. I was trying to help. I would look at his defense lawyer and be like, no, it could be close. Then he goes, no, they're so far away. No, I mean, now looking back at it, they are distinctly different houses. It's getting worse. But they do have a similar look and in my drunk state.

And again, this is when I was a kid. Right, right. The similar look is they have a front door. I was probably a minor. What's the probably? I would have been charged as a minor probably. Yeah, but you were drunk. You would have been tried as an adult.

I don't know if that's true. Is that a rule? No, I just made that up. All right. Yeah, that works. Yeah. All right. I don't know what I'm picking for the would you rather.

I don't remember what it was. All right. Old woman. So in this scenario, you're locked in a room until you can complete them, one or the other. Would you rather run a 100-mile ultramarathon on a treadmill or drink 100 Malort shots? You're not allowed to leave until you do one. Easily, peacefully, 100 Malort shots. Actually, that's what I'm saying.

There's like a limit per day, you know. But there's a limit per day for miles, too. True, but you can just walk. You can just walk and knock out 10, I think, easily. So maximum you're in there for 10 days if you don't even really try that hard. 10 miles? I think we could walk 10 miles over the course of 16 hours. 10 miles a day for 10 days?

Yeah, that's not that bad. The more thing, I think you could do, I think maybe you could push for 20 Malort shots a day and be out there in five, though, but you'll feel horrible and it'll be a horrible experience. I think one day I would do 50. 50 shots?

50 shots. It had to be the last day. And then I would take a day off and then do another 50 and get out of there in three. Oh, that's kind of a good strategy, honestly. Do you like that strategy? I don't think you can do 50 shots in one day.

What about 25, 25, 25, 25? I think I could do that. Yeah, I think you could do that too. I could get out of there in four days. What, 35%? I think I'd rather just walk 100 miles, I think, though. Is there a Nintendo Switch in the room?

There's no entertainment, no nothing. You get food served to you on a jail-serving tray through a slit. Does the treadmill have a counter on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It keeps track for you. I think I can entertain myself with that. That would be funny, too. In both situations, there is no counter on the Mawork Shops or the treadmill,

and the door just unlocks, but it doesn't open when you're done. Would you think you'd know? I mean, I would definitely be able to count 100 Malort shots. What are we talking about? That's way easier to count. After 50 shots? Well, I mean, not in one day, but then it's way easier to count than just if I had no meter on my own. I'm just adding caveats to this.

And then if you go to reach the door, but it's still locked, you have to add 20 more of either. Then it has to be the Malort shots, because I could literally just count. It has to be the Malort shots. After 50 shots, you're not going to be able to count. It's only one shot class. What are you talking about? I would count to 20, go to bed. 20, go to bed.

All right, but how about this? How about this? How about this? Because you have the shot glass. You have a big jug of Malort. But it's 100 fluid ounces that you need to complete. So you can pour the shots however you want. But like Danny's saying, you can't keep count.

You don't know because the real number is 100 fluid ounces, and you need to hit that number. That's how you would keep it a secret kind of. I think the only way to really do what you're saying is that if someone brings you a different amount in a different size glass for every one you take, that's the only way I feel like it would work. Because I would still just count. You fill it to the top. It has to be an ounce. I'd count it.

If someone gave you a different glass, any size, with different amounts. It's a solo cup. You have to do it on a solo cup. Like, fuck, is this a shot? No, that has rings. No, they took those off. All right, I'm doing the Lord shots. I'm doing Malort.

I wanted to walk, but now if I don't know how many miles, I'm doing Malort. I don't even – yeah. Well, it still has to be Malort with all these caveats that Danny added. You had me at the walking. Now it's at Malort. But originally, I think I'd rather do the 100 miles. And I think you can do 10 easily. I think you can walk 15 miles if you're literally dedicating your whole day to it.

Okay. Would you rather? Yes. I said it's about food today. Would you rather have a big, large spoonful of wasabi or a whiskey shot mixed with Vegemite? Oh, I got wasabi for sure. Can you do Vegemite?

No, but there's gluten-free Vegemite. Is that Marmite? I don't know if I've ever had it, though. I don't know if I can participate here. I don't know if I've ever had... I know, like... I've never done Vegemite for a video, I don't think. I don't think we ever...

I didn't even know there was gluten-free ones. I hate wasabi, but I hate Vegemite more. The whiskey is the only thing helping that. I guess I have to go to wasabi unless I want to gluten myself. Uh, no answer. No answer? You said a spoonful of wasabi? Large spoonful of wasabi, yeah.

And what's the Vegemite thing? Vegemite and whiskey. And whiskey in, like, what? Shock glass. What do you call that? Honestly, maybe the whiskey. This? Vegiski?

Vegiski. Vegiski? I'm changing it to Vegemite Whiskey. Yeah? I think wasabi was too spicy to get me. But I'm glad you guys said that because we're spicing up some Would You Rather's today. And I have it. No.

And I have it. That's why I just changed. Because then I just remembered Antonio was getting shot glasses before this started. And I don't want to eat wasabi. Oh, my God. I saw a bag under the table. I thought we could spice up the would-you-rathers today. Oh, my God.

Oh, man. So, your spoonful of wasabi. Can I just make sure? Thank God. Thank God I switched. And Danny is Vegemite and whiskey. You want to open up that whiskey for me, baby? Not really.

Audio listeners, you might want to come watch this one today. Oh, fuck. First of all, you just stole my idea from Naughty or Nice. Well, we did. I thought we were going to do this to Martin. What the fuck? Well, we have to test it out somewhere. It's not even going to come out.

Oh, it will. Give me the whiskey. This smells bad. So you forced JT to pick one, basically. Well, to be fair, he picked that on his own. I picked it because I said I can't gloop myself. That's true. That's true.

I didn't think he would have picked a whiskey shot with Vegemite anyway. We could We could speed that up a little Can I get the Yeah I gotta mix it for him quick And then I'm just gonna give you that one There you go Yeah give me that baby

Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Danny This isn't gonna work Why not? Yeah it's not gonna mix It's too viscous It might work

I wonder how spicy this is gonna be I've had wasabi It's very very spicy It'll change the flavor I don't know like A random store brand one Will it be as That's definitely not even real wasabi

Antonio didn't spring for the real wasabi. What's real wasabi? Real wasabi is like a plant from Japan. It's like a root. This is just probably horseradish with green food coloring in it. I didn't get the real candy already. Oh, there is wasabi in the ingredients. It just says wasabi.

That's disgusting. They probably put a little bit in it, but real wasabi is really expensive. So nine times out of ten, especially in the U.S., you're eating horseradish. Yeah, they need a little bit, though, I'm sure, to probably even legally call it that. I guess we'll just rim the glass, I guess. Let's do one of those jobs. There you go, Danny.

Which one did Jason pick? Nothing. Jason picked the wasabi. I'm not on camera. Did you know this was happening? What did you pick? I didn't pick anything. I saw a suspicious bag.

You're going to have to pick it out. I was really hoping to get out of it. How on earth would you get out of this? You're right. I knew I wasn't going to be able to.

I'm going to do the wasabi. Hold it up to the camera just in case the table might be cut off. Yeah, he's going to Pick that up. That's disgusting looking. It looks like just shit shot.

It does look like a shit shot. I'm just going to take a big mouthful of wasabi here. I got two. I'm going to look how much Antonio put before I... No, I'm just going to like... You just had a large spoonful. I did. So I'm going to try to down a bunch of this.

Thank God I switched before you brought that out. I would have really not looked forward to that. I hate horseradish. Really? Me too. It's really spicy sometimes. I don't like wasabi at all. Jason nerded out on us.

Dude, it smells like chemicals. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's not good. I'm going to continue to try to mix this. I think I got it. I got some flakes in there, I think. See, I wanted to leave it floating. I didn't want to.

But this is going to actually incorporate it. Look, it's already fundamentally. Oh, why would you get up and fucking give shit on your hand? It's already changed the color of it fundamentally. Dude, that's disgusting. Okay, so me and JT did big spoonful of wasabi. JT, I said. JT chose wasabi.

Danny chose Vegemite and whiskey. You didn't even bring chasers. No, no, I did not. The Would You Rather didn't involve a chaser there, bud. I don't know if I've ever had wasabi. I did. I hate it. It's the worst thing.

so do you guys want to do you first and then I go or yeah I guess we'll go first cheers cheese let me see that spoon oh my god oh my god

why does it taste like that see that's that's why holy fuck oh my god spitters and quitters didn't want that oh my god oh my god oh that's way worse than i thought you the wasabi would be worse

oh that's way worse oh my god oh i think you picked right danny oh my god well whatever you picked it's better oh my god oh oh my god that is i'm crying i'm crying so much that is way worse than i could have imagined you normally take like the smallest dab oh my god who likes that oh it goes away quick though it's starting to go away already wow wow it was so hard to swallow oh my god it just it's like pure wow you want to try no as soon as i i just thought for a second because at first wasabi seems like oh it's just wasabi but no no no that sucks that was horrible that made me cry and cough immediately that actually I thought the bag was on my left

so I was already like mid gonna spit it out and then it wasn't on my left so I had to hold it in more and wow alright next question

next question I think we're we're missing something are we? we're missing something there's part of me that thinks this might be good you know you've said that before

because it's just whiskey with like what's upsetting about Vegemite is it's insanely salty so this is just like salty whiskey yeah

there's no way this is going to be good I promise you no way this is going to be good alright here we go take your shit shot shit shot volley version one

alright Vegemite and whiskey would you rather is going crazy oh yep yep kangaroo jack down under over there as as anticipated the whiskey saved that well yeah

like if the question was a spoonful of wasabi or a spoonful of vegemite the answer is undoubtedly a spoonful of wasabi danny would you rather all right this allowed me to get to the vegemite which i hated and then the whiskey kind of burned everything else. Can I have the cap? That was, I think I might have, see,

the thing is, I think Danny made that look real good, and even he gagged twice. I don't think I would have been able to do that, but this was actually good. Oh, this was definitely better than that. I think I chose wrong,

probably. God, that was, what a waste. Ugh. Yeah, so I opened up a little can of worms here, because now,

next time you guys want to bring spice up a would you rather, who knows? True. But they're so easy to tell. Yeah. I'm going to have to, for the next three would-you-rathers, only do things that could be possible. Let a guard down.

Yeah, because I can't be like, would you rather be able to fly? Would you rather be able to fly or eat this bowl of ants? Okay, my turn, I think. Awful. I'll say it goes away a lot quicker, though, than a ghost pepper thing. For sure. It's so quick. The location on which it touched my mouth is still radiating some burn

a little bit for me because I think I went straight. Is that it? So would you rather get a million dollars and every time you step on a crack, your mother breaks her back or just live your life normally with no money?

What counts as a crack? Obviously, the sidewalk. Those are cracks in between them, right? If I'm walking on like a tiled bathroom floor, are those cracks? That's a very good question because it's not a crack. No, I would not say those are cracks.

But if there's a cracked tile and you step on it, that counts. Or if you step on a tile and it cracks. Well, now you're fucked. I would also actually say, even on cement, the gaps in cement are not cracks.

They really aren't. But there are a lot of, like, sidewalk panels that have a crack in them. Can't step on those. Basically, like, a quarter of them, I feel like they got a crack in them. Yeah. I mean, no matter what,

my mom is going to break her back at some point. She probably will break her back. I'm not going to bat 100 here. Yes. And it is recoverable back breakage. like it's not just gonna like you know and i'll say this you get 100 million if you get 100 million you can move to the nicest infrastructure most well-kept neighborhood ever where there isn't if

there's a crack man those guys come and repair it the same day 100 mil true or you cannot leave your house until your mom passes wow that was sad we you know i knew i knew that was coming and i didn't have to guess who from what what i mean i mean i mean as much as we would love all No, I feel like it should just transfer to next of kin. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wow, that's not true. But if you step on, like, your mom can break your back three times in a day. I feel like once you broke your back, I mean, can you really break it again?

You got a whole spine. When you break your back, you're breaking your spine, right? Vertebrae. That's what that means, right? Yeah. Because there is no back. What? There is no, like, back.

Oh, this is the backbone. That's your spine. That is the backbone. Okay. I was just clarifying. You've got to be careful which discs you break. It could lead to bad things. I don't think I'm taking it.

My mom doesn't have to go through that. True. Would $100 million make it worth it? Probably not. No. A billion. Okay. A billion dollars.

But every time you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. I thought I was doing that in middle school when I was in the playground. So now, I trained myself from when I was young to not step on cracks, and now I get a billion dollars? I'll take it. I'll take a billion dollars. You know, there was a kid in middle school who... Here we go.

We always used to say that, and he intentionally stepped on the crack and then called his mother and went, are you okay? Did he have problems at home or something? No. He was just calling us out on our bullshit. He was like, I don't think that's true.

Yeah, he's just... stomped on the crack, and then went, are you okay? First of all, the fact that he even called to check, what a risk. What a risk. That must be a concerning call to get from a parent. Yeah, are you okay? Like, are you okay? I stepped on a crack.

I stepped on a crack. She goes, on purpose? I don't know. I would probably, there are not as many cracks as you think there are. I disagree with that completely. I disagree with that completely. completely i don't like i don't like the idea of having somebody's life like i could do it and i won't even notice it you well and then i would hope and then i'm gonna call 10 minutes later

be like you gotta go to the hospital your mother broke her back so i am sparing my mom and not taking the hundred million dollars or the billion 10 billion 10 billion look you can you can hire 18 million dollar a year salary guys to be crack watchers for you that just go watch out right there right now or you just you just buy like crack perceiving glasses that like scans the ground like don't step there don't step there don't step there i i think honestly i buy i i would take 10 billion and just so rarely leave the the house i wouldn't leave i'd buy a big mansion crackless mansion and i would just live there an estate i'm walking i'll figure it out you're gonna break your mother's back

is that okay with you understand if you take this money any amount of money you are breaking your mother's back you are not gonna not break your mother no i at least once with for 10 billion you cannot break your mother's back. You just live on a boat. Oh. Well, what if there's a crack

in the boat? Well, then you're going down anyway. That's true. Forget about your mom. That's great. I love that. I'm taking $10 billion.

I'm buying a mega yacht living on the yacht. Or an island because sand doesn't have cracks. That's also true. That's also true. Look about,

look at, hey, the idea's got away. Oh my God. Wait, that's almost taking the $100 million back into consideration.

So I can just move to an island. You already got offered the $10 billion. Why are you going down to him? He's a terrible negotiator. He's a terrible negotiator. All right. Well, either way, this isn't your best interest, Mom. Yeah.

No back-breaking here. No. I'm going with Mom as well. Leave that to, yep. Nope, not doing it. Not making that joke. You're a rapid-fire one? I think we're not good.

We're good, but. All right. I think we're good here. My stomach is hurting like crazy. Yeah, we're good. Did it hit your stomach? Are you getting stomach pain now? It's getting there.

It's getting there. I'm getting like... I feel a little farty. Well, either way. Let's leave them with one in the comments. Oh. Instead of, you know, just answering... I mean, answer all the ones we did.

We should leave them with one. In the comments? Yeah. Like we're going to write it in the comments? No, like we'll say it right now, and then you say it in the comments. All right. All right.

Would you rather never have to work again, but you get stung by a wasp every day at a random time, or continue to live your normal life? Put that in the comments down below. Yeah, put that in the comments. We'll answer in the comments too, I guess. Hopefully you're not allergic to wasps or else this one's off the table. Yeah, that'd be tough.

That'd be tough. Change it to scorpion if you're allergic to wasps or anything. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here. Let's get your tummy working. Yeah, you can find me in the bathroom throwing up after this, honestly. Wait, it's a throw up feeling? It hurts.

Really? No, no, I should be okay. Yeah, you can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me at Danny's Watching and on a crackless island. You can find me at Ant Prisco. can't forget to follow the picky boys on instagram the picky boys on twitch don't forget to follow our gaming channel and follow us at the picky boys on tiktok