Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt.21 - Picky Boys Podcast #368

Episode Date: March 30, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 600+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today, the boys brought more "Would You Rather's" to the table! Antonio, JT, and Danny decide between two viral morning routines, fast food & fine dining for every meal, brain freeze & a charley horse, a pool full of water & every piece of pizza in Manhattan, and insulting someone after every sentence & calling everyone daddy! Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Get your Subathon Merch before it's gone!! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Listen, I'm real. I'm raw. I'm real and raw. Danny's raw. That's what was happening, too. Okay, okay. Oh, that's too much. Would you rather have $100,000 or a box of pizza that replaces each slice of pizza you

take infinitely and never runs out? I'm going to check you. Next time you're in the show, I'm going to go, what? Is it cold? Is it cold? It's hot. I just don't like things that affect the brain or anything that affects the brain. Like, if it's, oh, I got a leg cramp.

Who cares? Cut the leg off. Name three things that you've experienced that has affected the brain. Welcome back to the Picky Boys, by the way. Would you rather. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? It's a Would You Rather episode today.

We always have riveting Would You Rathers, and Jason always brings a lot of them. Jason always brings 47 Would You Rathers an episode. He brings a good one. So this is just going to be an all Jason Would You Rather episode, because how many, you brought enough, right, to do the whole episode? I have two full ones and two halves. Three. That's just three.

No, that's not either. Well, they don't combine to make one. Wait, but why not just combine them? If there's two halves of a Would You Rather, that's exactly how Would You Rathers go. Oh, shit. Let me see if that works. I can't. I can't.

It's so painful. Before we get into it, we do have some news. Oh. The whole, oh, patreon.com slash picketboys, by the way. Get in there. We set a goal that if we get to 1,200 patrons, we do a mini sub-a-thon in April. We got to about five away before the month reset. And because everybody got us close enough and they tried really hard to get us there,

we're doing it anyway. We're going to do a sub-a-thon from April 17th to April 19th. So that's a Thursday to a Saturday, and that Sunday is Easter. So a little tough, a little tough there. A little weekend sub-a-thon. A little weekend sub-a-thon to keep people satiated until we do the big card-a-thon number two at the end of August slash early September like we usually do. so i know people like the warning they always get upset at us because we don't warn them

in advance early enough april 17th to the 19th we're gonna do a mini subathon to get people just it's like a a subathon sprint yeah subathon spritz or a sprint oh you meant sprint yeah i think you meant spritz like before there's like a sprint and a marathon yeah it's a sprint it's a sub a sprint sub a sprint no it's not good minithon is fun minithon love that minithon's nice uh we'll still have uh people vote on what the 1200 patron goal will be so don't be shy still get in there patreon.com slash picky boys we're still on the way to 1200 patrons don't worry about that and maybe maybe some event in that subathon will affect cardathon i don't know you got to be there i don't know maybe it'll affect it everything bleeds into each other who wants to go first

What would you rather? I'll go first. I'll go first. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'll go first. All right. Let me, just in case. Oh, yeah, true.

You've been getting flack on me. I know. Dude, it's just my voice. How did you get the flack out of your throat? All right, everybody. Yeah, you might have like a flappy throat, like pools. I think I just, I got a lot of flaps. That's really just what it is.

You got too many flaps. You got too many flaps. Stop flapping me. So here we go. This one's about your morning routine. I thought he was going to say about your mother. So, would you rather have to start your day every day by sticking your face in a bowl of ice water or by eating a banana peel and rubbing it on your face?

Wait, what? I could eat a banana peel? Eat a banana and then rub the peel on your face. You have to start every day doing one of these into your morning. In fact, you can't start anything else in your day until you've done this. Wait, so I have to go get ice? Or is it already there? I mean, you can get it the night before.

It's up to you, really. Do I have to use the Saratoga spring water that that freak uses? Yes. It's like $40 a bottle, by the way. Oh, my God. Is it? Oh, well, that's a whole different problem. I don't want to spend $40 a morning.

Okay. I didn't know it was that expensive. It can be just any sparkling water. It has to be sparkling. Oh, that sucks, too. Okay. I don't like eating as soon as I wake up, so I'm going to go with the ice water. I'm all right with that.

I think the idea of rubbing a banana peel on my face sounds really upsetting to me. It's all mushy, and I don't like that. submerging my face in spring water every morning actually sounds pretty nice okay this guy cries and complains when he has to stick his hands in ice water you're gonna do it every morning to your face yeah but it's a refresh it's a it's a refresh it makes that exact noise i think i mean i'm not gonna rub banana into my skin i hear you i'm also the guy that hates sunscreen i'll tell you what feels worse on your skin banana my shit how many times have you had that on your face you can just tell right just tell right also is that a i know the ice face water is a new thing

the rag on you didn't watch the whole uh video huh you didn't watch this whole morning routine he rubs banana peel yeah he had a banana wait actually yeah he ate the banana which i and up until this point in the video honestly i thought this is pretty normal i'm like okay putting your face in ice water a little weird but dude someone wants to do that sure but after he eats this banana he takes the peel and does this i should have watched a little further i thought you were making that part up now i don't know because if he's doing it i feel like i should but i still don't want to eat a banana every morning i'm going ice water what are you doing i'm going banana of course bananas here dude you guys are bananas i don't even know you like bananas

first of all you're not even going to be prepared enough to have a banana ready for you every morning so you think i'm gonna be prepared enough to have ice the night before and and get sparkling water and get a big bowl that can fit my face. Well, you see, the thing is... No, just put a banana by the nightstand. That's it. You'll always have ice and water in your house. What are you going to do? You can't do anything else. You're going to get up, go to the store, get a banana because you forgot

your bunch of bananas. Sparkling water. Alright, it is sparkling water. That makes it a little harder. Just blow bubbles into your water. Sounds refreshing. Banana. Alright. Team Nana. That's not fair. He's not even eating it. He's just shoving them up his butt. Do you not think that putting your face in ice water sounds

amazing? Like, you'll feel good afterwards i forget is it you that does the cold shower at the end or did you lie about a little bit for for like a minute every ever every shower at one minute it's not it's not as cold as it used to be honestly ben how many days consecutively did you do it until you stopped oh every shower i do i still do it i do not believe you sir i still do sir why are you lying to me in this corner you're not lying i do it every day i'm gonna start believing danny more so i'm gonna back him thank you i think he does i mean listen you know there's some there's days especially in the winter there's days where you go i'm not fucking doing this oh i

see you don't but but almost every shower i do it just change i'm saying i just went to your side and you just changed brother no i didn't no i didn't if someone said oh i've been i've been running every day for a year oh but did you run every single day no you still ran every day for year kind of like i had some off days i had some offer date i'm some off days i had some he got offers i had some comfort days i wasn't feeling well and i just didn't want to do it but no but almost i mean i would say 97.72 of the days i would put any amount of money that it is not that high it's not oh my god it is so high it's literally just in the winter when like our bathroom was super cold anyway i was like this is i don't want 97 so like you miss maybe

one day a month you're saying oh certainly certainly i'm so mad that today it's this is just how i end the showers every day today today was the day i'm like i'm gonna be on danny's side and he immediately says something else i'm gonna check you next time you're in the shower you can check it every time i got out of the shower it's not like a cloud of steam get walks out because i've already diffused the steam with the cold water this guy said he does it every day I said, all right, I'm backing up Danny. I believe in him. He goes, well, not every day.

Almost every day. I mean, these sticklers, these are sticklers. Who? You. Me. He's the one that didn't believe you initially. I was on your side. I don't buy it still.

All right. Oh, God. You got a hair flap again. Do I? This guy's hair flap. I got hair flaps. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. What have you got? All right. So I'm going to go next. Let's get off the nanners. You like the hair flap? All right. Would you rather only be able to eat at McDonald's

Or only be able to eat at a fancy 12-course tasting menu restaurant. So let me lay out the parameters here. No matter where you are, these places will be with you. It's like a magical restaurant. But every single meal, every single time you want to eat, you must get it from one of the places you choose. So every time I eat. And it's all paid for.

Oh. All paid for. so every time i eat i need 12 courses uh i mean you cannot eat some of them but but you'll never be able to get like a burger you're only gonna be able to get a bite oh it's a 12 course tasting menu so it's only one if i don't know if you've ever done a tasting menu probably not he did he just called you broke so quickly out of the two people sitting at this table you did that to me well i've had a 12 course shut the fuck up of course it's a burrito bowls i'm just kidding i'm just shocking you we'll have

a nice time one day um because i don't go with him oh he's still salty that i don't go in here but it's like it'll never be a full meal it'll be a great meal it'll be a wonderful bite but it'll always be like oh uh an oyster with a caviar and a reduction i think i'm doing that either way if it's paid for i'm doing it i'm fine i'm fine with uh little bites multiple bites i'm fine with that i'll do it mcdanks you're doing mcdanks thanks dude every day i don't i don't do i don't i'm a simple guy i don't want to eat fucking oyster with a fish who came in it before and and that's the the dressing on it that's weird stuff i don't want to eat that no now i'm confused can i order or every day it's a different tasting menu every day it's a different tasting menu you

just made that up i saw it on your face well i assume so like let's say okay i like the uh steak i can't just get 12 orders no no so it's gonna be 12 different things either way you're not gonna like half and it's gonna be a beautiful it's gonna be a beautiful experience i'm fine with that i'm okay with that dude it's 12 courses if i don't like eight of them i'll be all right and you You usually are pretty full by the end. Yeah, I'm okay. I don't need 12 in general, probably. Yeah, I'm going to make the X here.

I would – I'm a big fan of the tasting menu and, like, you know, the bougie restaurants, so I would like that. But the ability – like, never having a hearty meal ever again, like never having, like, just, like, a big bowl of pasta. I guess I couldn't really have it at McDonald's either. You can't get that from McDonald's. Yeah. You order the number 12, the big Italian pasta.

Or never having, like, a gangbang, you know, just, like, a big burger. I've never had that already. It would be a little upsetting to me. I've never had a McGangbang either. Really? No. Isn't that like chicken and burger and fish? It's a McDouble, and you get a McChicken,

and you put the McChicken inside the Eiffel Tower of the McDouble, and then you put french fries on it and barbecue sauce. How do you even bite that? Squeeze. Thank you. Thank you for the demonstration. All right. Fair enough.

we got two mickey d's and two bougie d's bougie d's okay would you rather wake up oh morning routine as well would you rather wake up every morning with a charlie horse or a brain freeze oh oh this is awful now okay what's charlie horse exactly it's you ever wake up and you accidentally feel a huge pain in your calf and you're like oh like a cramp yeah it's a calf okay because i've heard different i've heard charlie horse used for different things yeah i've heard people like i've heard people like punch you in the leg go charlie horse i don't really get it exactly that's what i was thinking i'm like it's so maybe you can like can you activate it maybe oh wait maybe that's what they mean can you activate a charlie horse if i i'm

talking so i'm talking about would you rather wake up to a calf cramp or brain freeze no thank you give me brain freeze now there have been times where i i'm stretching and i accidentally feel a charlie horse coming on i'm like oh no no i accidentally almost gave it to myself and i backed out sometimes i don't pull back fast enough and that horse has been charlied and yeah that'll get you up you know sometimes you get a charlie horse in an act sex sexual dude he's not banging he meant masturbation it could be both well now it can because jt said it in your forearm no no no in the leg he's saying he's curl toe towing himself this guy's not good he's not good this guy doesn't Not good enough, no.

Not good, good. No, yeah, it's because when you're flexing that muscle, sometimes it's like locks. It's like, ah! You know, you're disgusting. Listen, I'm real. I'm raw. I'm real and raw.

Danny's raw. That's what was happening, too. Okay, okay. Oh, that's too much. Calm down, buddy. That's too much. No, I detest the feeling of a brain freeze. I hate brain freezes.

I'm taking Charlie Horse. Is brain freeze actually because of the cold and your brain thinks it's dying? What's a brain freeze? I don't know. Can we use Jason here? I don't know, but I have seen a cat get it, so I know it's a cross-species thing. Oh, okay. So what the cat do?

Lick up frozen? Ice cream. Ice cream. Wow. It's a brief, intense headache caused by eating or drinking something cold. It's also known as an ice cream headache. That's way worse. Or a cold stimulus headache.

That's even worse. Yeah, I've heard ice cream headache. Oh, so it causes, because of the cold temperature, it causes blood vessels to constrict. That makes sense. Ooh, that makes it sound more painful. That makes sense. That makes sense. The brain responds by rapidly increasing blood flow to warm the area.

So basically blood is like rushing into your brain. So you accidentally give yourself high brain pressure? Oh, it actually says the sudden expansion of blood vessels is interpreted by the brain as pain. Okay, so. So it probably really isn't pain. So the cold freezes it, and then all that blood rush expands it so quickly that it feels like your head's going to explode, kind of. Got it.

I hate it. It feels awful. I don't remember the last time I had one. One of the punishments would be we have to give ourselves a brain freeze or something. I don't like brain things. I don't like to touch the brain. I don't like to... Touch the brain.

You know, I just don't like... One head you've ever been offered. I just don't like things that affect the brain or anything that affects the brain. Like, if it's, oh, I got a leg cramp. Who cares? Cut the leg off. Name three things that you've experienced that has affected the brain. a brain freeze right right right that's that's what i knew you were gonna say that one um you

said you hate things that affect the brain no i just like to know you mentioned touching the brain i just need two more things i mean like headaches like uh i bought i bought one of those things off a tiktok to put your you put get the ear wax out of and you poke your brain and i didn't i didn't know you don't i didn't like that because that was it's all too close it's all connected he knows he didn't touch his brain no i know i know but it's all too it's it's all it's all connected right It's all too close. It's all too close. I don't like headaches.

I don't like things because I don't want to disturb my brain in any way. Yeah, any way more. Yes. Right, right. Exactly. Right, right. Okay. All right, fair enough.

You know, I'm agreeing with Danny today. I get it. He could have named 10 things. We just don't need him to. But a leg thing is like, oh, there goes the leg. I got two of them. That Charlie horse, sometimes it's tough. Dude, it feels like when that happens, sometimes I'm worried that my leg's in danger.

Honestly, it does feel like it's like, oh, this is if I let this keep going, the muscles just going to come right off. It does. It does feel like that. Oh, my God. Have you ever had lock jaw? Danny, I'm not. You know, I'm not doing the yawn too much.

Oh, that's like yawn. Right. Yawn too much. And you can't close it. Mm hmm. Awful. Can't say I have. This is this is this is like I didn't say I didn't say anything.

It's just as a common experience. Well, I'm just saying this is a common experience. I'm just saying good for you. It happens when I'm yawning. Right. Because you're overextending the jaw. Yes. Yep.

Hey. The sky. It's when he's yawning. Please. No one say a single thing else, for the love of God, or else I might break. Whose turn? Jason's turn. Oh, man.

He goes, why is he sighing? Why is he? No, I was holding him the jokes. Wow. Got it. Wow. And with that, he didn't need to tell a single joke. see that's my new strap don't even say the joke right but say that you had one yeah yeah all right

the nuance is impeccable it's better than a joke let me know if you guys said this already would you rather take off all your clothes every time you need to pee or put on shoes and socks every time you need to pee so every time you need to pee you need to put on your socks and put on your shoes in the middle of the night you know i'll tell you i'll tell you what it's it's the socks and shoes because i'm in my socks and shoes when i'm peeing most of the time yeah i i can't just be stripping down at a ballpark while we're already pissing into a trough together. Exactly. I mean, you'd have to use the stall.

I can't. I mean, what if there's no... What if they're in there? You'd have to use the... You can't do this at a urinal. You're saying because... Yeah, that's probably not... I'd probably get police called on me, maybe. Yeah. No, I mean, this is easy. You put the socks and shoes on. You're going to have to sweeten the deal a little bit.

I already have socks on. Maybe I'm just different. I'm going no clothes. You're going... Jason, that doesn't make any... jason just for the fact that like in the middle of night i pissed i pissed a few times in the night i don't want to go grab my shoes and my socks jason well you're gonna have to start sleeping in socks jason i already pee naked at the bars and shit i already pull my pants you know you know that's a that's a fair point if you don't take your shirt off i just have to

take my shirt off that's the only new thing if you walk in on jason pissing his ass his ass is fully out is this true wait why he's fucking around i i think i think you know actually i've never seen him piss maybe that's why he's always in the stall or jason definitely a stall guy oh if the stall is open i'm taking the stall you're saying because he sits or he's afraid i don't know apparently because he strips down that's true i do that here at all see i'm actually a lot of times i'm a stall guy myself because i like to while i'm peeing or after get toilet paper and blow my nose but what the fuck it's bad there you go it's an authentic jt experience right there for you that was so deeply i'm just saying i like to i like to do

stall over urinal what a personal experience that we now know that i'm not really sure the reason for but i appreciate you for saying it i just i don't what a strange thing if there was a quiz that you gave me about jt and it said what does jt do in a stall after pissing and there was a multiple choice and i saw blow your nose be like well that doesn't make that doesn't make any sense and I would pick anything else. Good for you. Oh, side note. Does anyone know why...

Oh, maybe this is just me. Does anyone know why we like shiver after being done peeing? Oh my God, every time. Oh, sometimes during the pee. You ever get a shiver while you're peeing and you're like... For me, it's every single time without fail after I pee. Yeah, like... Every time, pee shiver.

I don't really think I get that many. I definitely had it. As to why, I don't know. Mine is intense too. Like I'll be up the urinal and I go... I don't know. It just comes over me. Is it because you lost so much warmth?

Oh, that's kind of sweet. I don't think that's it, though. You know, I know the pee is in the kidney. Not true. It's in the bladder. The bladder, yes. It's stored in the bladder? Starting the balls.

Yeah, first of all. First of all, you don't get to laugh at that after what you just said. No, the pee gets processed through the kidney, right? The kidneys are involved. Well, yeah, because kidney stones. Yes. That's why he thought that, by the way. Yes.

The bladder, that's true. It's just like a sack full of liquid. Wait, that's what you were? I thought you were going to say something. It's like a water balloon. A little bit. If you get punched in the stomach, can you piss yourself? Probably.

Yeah, definitely. Probably. If you need to pee? I mean, you could shit. No, never mind. Never mind That wasn't punched That wasn't punched there

That makes it worse Yeah Or it might just go back I know that if you hold Your pee in for too long It can get a kidney infection Because it travels back up Yeah but I feel like

How long Can you realistically Hold in your pee When you're at that point Of having to pee that bad I thought you'd just die I thought your bladder explodes And now your guts

Are all full of piss You have piss guts I think you'd survive your bladder popping. I feel like your body should know that it should piss itself before we go to Mach 5 bladder explosion. Honestly, that's kind of a good point. You'd think so. Well, maybe it is when you get punched.

It's too much at one time. You know, it's like squeezing a water balloon. That's how Harry Houdini died. Yeah, well, he died because he was a bad magician. That's why he died. I mean, it's not a good trick. Oh, big strong man, punch me in the stomach. Yeah, I don't really understand it.

Well, David Blaine would do it. David Blaine, never mind. Okay. Next. JT's next. Yeah, no more. No more. No more poo-poo pee-pee.

Okay, okay, okay. I don't have any more anyway. Nope. I got one more. It's the new Jason. Would you rather have to suck an Olympic-sized swimming pool through a straw? Oh. Oh.

I was going to say, we're talking Michael Phelps, sir. Yes, yes, yes, that one. That one really is. Or a gymnast, because, you know, there's big differences. Please, please. I would assume. I would assume. Let him finish

I would assume But that was I heard the yes Coming out of his mouth That's just ridiculous Or Suck Michael Phelps No hold on

Alright let me restart Can I restart Sure Alright would you rather Have to suck an Olympic Size swimming pool Through a straw You can use two straws

Tony two straws Oh thank you That's very nice Or Eat a slice of pizza From every spot in Manhattan Also you're not allowed To look up

Would I have a pizza please The answer Do you Yeah You can't look up the answers, at least till after. What answers? How many pizza places. Or how many gallons.

Wait, in Manhattan or New York? Manhattan's. I mean, I don't think it really matters. That sounds like a joy. Both of them, like, you're stuck in this dimension where you can't do anything until you finish either one. I don't... Oh, I have to eat a whole slice? Slice.

Oh, shit, that's hard. And I'm stuck in the dimension. The one thing about Manhattan is that you can start at the tip of the island and by the time you're done on the other side, there might be a new pizza place. We'll take a snapshot of time.

Why did you laugh? Because you laughed. I have no idea. Somebody laughed. Whatever. There he's still giggly thinking about Michael Phelps. Look, he's so peckish.

So is Michael Phelps. That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, they're like big pecs. Peckish. How many pizza places are in New York? No, no, you can't look it up. You can't look it up. I mean, I'm doing pizza.

Yeah, I'm doing pizza. I basically did this in Dave Portnoy's pizza festival. I think I'll get it. Link in the video down below. You did not do this in Dave Portnoy's. Either way. Yeah. Well, that was like 180 slices, which is a lot.

But this would probably be like $20,000 or something. Or is that too many? $20,000? You have to think of every Italian restaurant, any place that serves pizza. Oh, that's not what you said. You said pizzeria. Yeah, that was a pizza place. You said pizzeria.

Like a slice shop. It could just be any restaurant that serves pizza. Well, there's like Italian restaurants, if they serve a pie. So anywhere on Manhattan that you could get a slice of pizza? Yes. Oh, that's very different. That is astronomically different. Very, very different.

Does it have to be water? We'll say like in the pool. All right. We'll say it has to be at any pizzeria. But the chains, baby, if there's 100 dominoes, you got to do 100 slides. That's fine. That makes more sense. It's way less than 20,000.

It's probably less than 10,000. I want us to say this answer, then we're going to guess first. But I'm going to go pizza because I think you're underestimating how long it would take. Maybe I'm underestimating the pizza thing, but drinking a full Olympic-sized swimming pool would take probably two years. Well, I can for sure drink a lot more water than you can eat pizza. What are you doing? I drink a lot more water than I can eat pizza. How many gallons are in an Olympic swimming pool?

I don't know. It's like hundreds of thousands of gallons, right? It's so much. I think— It'll take you multiple years to drink that. But proportionally, in a day, I can get through, like, make more progress doing pizza than the water. So you think you could get through 0.1% faster than I can get through, like, you know. Yeah.

Okay, so before we do that, how many pizzerias do you think are on Manhattan? It's Manhattan, not New York City, right? I'd probably say, like, I don't know, maybe, I think it's actually lower than we all think. I think it's, like, 1,200, maybe. No, it's definitely more than that. I think you were closer with $5,000 before. Oh, I was going to go $5,500. Oh, man.

Manhattan's a small island. I know. There's pizza. There's multiple pizzas. I don't know. First of all, now it's a small island. This guy said it was bigger than Disney World. I'm not bringing that up again.

Yeah. I mean, well, maybe you're right. I definitely severely underestimated this. I miscalculated the two things here, but that's fine. How many? So how many do you think? I'm saying $55,000. You're saying $12,000?

I think under $5,000. And you're saying under? So I'll go for $4,500. All right, let's see. Oh, wow. That was really close. Yeah, Danny was really close. Well, Grubhub list, $1,000.

This question's terrible, then. You're not going to get a precise answer. You can do this in, what would you say, like six months? 1,200 slices of pizza? So there's over 1,250 pizza shops with pizza in their name. So that's a little different. I mean, you could do 10 slices a day, which is 120 days. I think the real answer

Is probably I could do more I could do more than that Yeah I think the real answer Is probably around In between 2000 I mean I could easily

Do two pies a day So that's 16 slices It'll take Pretty easily Maybe three It'll probably take you 90 days Yeah

Alright nevermind Well no You gotta take one day off And be like I can't eat all this pizza You're just in like The white Like Spongebob void

No you'll No you'll Yes but you'll just Get like a You'll get like a Stromboli that day Or a calzone It's the same shit

Just repackaged In a different way You get pizza in a cone. You get pizza in a cone. Well, I was going – even before we knew this info, I was going pizza. Look up how many gallons are in a – I'm going pizza. Well, now you're going pizza.

Obviously. I was going pizza either way. It doesn't matter. Jason's like, oh, you only have to eat seven slices of pizza. I guess I'll go pizza. How many gallons are in an Olympic-sized swimming pool? It's a lot, dude. I mean, this says –

Wait, wait. Are you guessing this one? Also, by the way, this says Manhattan only has 6,400 restaurants in general. Really? I thought there was like 50,000. where is the space okay so an olympic size swimming pool holds 660 oh my god 660 000 gallons honestly i'm surprised it's not a million i was i thought it would be a million bro even if you let's how many how many gallons can you drink a day maybe one one i can get two i can get two

they didn't drink a whole borg that was vodka yeah okay so let's say two gallons a day not too many days no i'm saying like you're overestimating what i'm underestimating for sure for sure all right i have another i have a pizza thing too as well let's keep the pizza all right okay would you rather have a hundred thousand dollars or a box of pizza that replaces each slice of pizza you take infinitely and never runs out but you can't share the pizza with anybody you can't sell the pizza like an idiot it's just if someone touches the pizza it falls in the sand someone else for you what's the topping situation i think the idiot was to you uh the toppings you can you can set it the day of but never change it oh so you get one so i go i

go chicken pepperoni yeah jalapenos yeah a little bit onions and this is a magical pizza box and it will never go away so some days you can just take all those off make a little chicken salad not even eat the pizza that's true too four hundred thousand dollars how does the box travel it's a pizza box i'm saying how does it so what if i lose the pizza box gone oh that might be a problem yeah so i'm just taking a hundred thousand dollars it's too much work for me it's too much it's too much work i mean i don't think you ever move it and you keep it exactly where it is so now it doesn't even go on vacation so now i can't bring it on you can but i i wouldn't do that it's like a press my prized possession how are you getting it through customs it's a pizza box

exactly my point with pizza in it they don't let pizza you can't travel internationally probably but you can travel domestically with pizza just take it

but now I have a chance of losing this thing and now I go fuck I should just how is this the first problem we have here what if I get robbed your house

yes burglarized that's a problem too I mean well now he's just gonna have a box of first of all which

no wait wait which robber takes a box of pizza if maybe if a robber is being bold he'll take a slice of pizza and eat it

he's not gonna steal the entire pizza. Full pie there on the table? And if he takes a sliced pizza, it'll immediately turn to sand in his hand. Okay, so now

he's taking the box. I take the box now. That's true. I take the box now. Also, the only reason I'm being burgled is because someone let out

that I have an infinite pizza box and it's being stolen. Oh my God. The question is $100,000 for infinite pizza. Look, here's the thing. I'm fine with not being able to sell it.

I think that's totally fair because it would break the question. Not being able to share it with my buddies, that stinks. I'm going $100,000. I'm going $100,000.

Okay. Is it tax-free? If I can share it with – I want four friends. I want four friends that can once a week have one slice, and I'll take the deal. That's not even – that wasn't even sweetened that much. First of all, if you're asking for amendments, get it up to every day. Why once a week? Start there.

I'll give you four friends. Okay. All right. Four friends. So now JT has to find four friends. Yes. Right. Oh, no.

Sorry. Three friends. I guess he's not getting pizza. Three friends. Four people can split this pizza. Oh, pizza. You guys aren't getting any of that pizza. Pizza, baby.

You don't want pizza. I will definitely save more than $100,000 over my lifetime. Far more. Well, you'll eat a lot more pizza probably. Yeah, that's true. Yes. What about if it's in a triangular pizza box like at 7-Eleven? Okay.

And I could – when I eat it for the day, I can fold it and put it in my pocket. You're just fundamentally changing the entire question. No. You don't get a weird like Hermione's bag of pizza. But why do I even need a whole box if I can only – if I take a slice and it regenerates? I just need a slice. It's a good question. That is a very good question.

So then why can't we have it in the triangle 7-Eleven thing? It's also harder to lose. Well, maybe it takes some time to grow, you know. Oh, God. So now we've got to wait for it to grow. Can I select which pizza place it replicates? Yes. Okay.

I like that. I'm going pizza here. I'm going pizza hut. All right, fine. I'll go pizza. Pizza hut. Jesus Christ. I'm going pizza hut.

I'm going pizza hut. Oh, my God. I'm going stuffed crust, baby. Oh, my God. I don't want to be the friend you share it with. If the answer was, would you rather have $10,000 or an unlimited Pizza Hut pizza, I'd probably pick maybe $1,000. Maybe $1,000.

This is impossible. How did you ruin the infinite pizza? I'm going stuffed crust, baby. Dude, I had stuffed crust one time, and I ate one slice, and I went, I'm okay with never having this again. You know what's the best pizza that they've ever made, that anyone on Earth's ever made? Stuffed crust.

And I don't think they do it anymore because it's a travesty, but it's pretzel crust. But you can select which crust you want and combine it with stuffed crust. I used to get stuffed pretzel crust chicken pepperoni pizza. How are you doing? You're not getting any of my magic pizza. I don't want any of your magic pizza. You don't deserve any of it. In fact, none of you do.

In fact, you can take away the sharing a friend's thing. I don't need it. No one wants your pizza. I can get extinct pizza on it. Yeah. I can get extinct pizza. Pizza that doesn't make any sense. He's putting dinosaurs on his pizza now.

This guy's going to make Jurassic Park. Dodo bird pizza or something? Domino's has stuffed crust now. They do. They don't have the pretzel crust stuffed crust. Garlic butter, Sean. Me? Yeah.

Wait, what did you pick? Well, I was going to go pizza. Then he said pizza. No, it doesn't have to be pizza. I'm going back to $100,000. I don't choose your pizza. I'm going back. Okay, we'll end on this one, and I'm sorry, everybody.

Oh, no, I hate these. No, I'm kidding. Would you rather end every sentence with the word daddy Or with an insult So when you're talking to people You got like Let's say we're ordering Food

Or no Let's say you're meeting Let's say you're meeting someone For an interview It's like Oh hi Daddy I'm here for the job interview

Daddy Or it's like Oh hey Can it be a Can it be a Can it be a minor insult Like what Like I don't know

Oh Hey Big tie over here Alright No. Your tie's too big. No, that's not good enough. Also, arguably, it might be worse than like, hey, what's up, asshole?

Can I have a guarantee on this one? Here we go. If I'm talking to, like, a disabled person, it's not going to make fun of that. No, you get to pick the insult. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, so it can be funny, too? You could try. Okay.

But it has to be an insult. Okay, okay. What does jamoke mean? Can I say that? Whoa, I don't even know. Why even? Why even take that chance? Let's not try and use insults.

Because let me explain where I'm going. Let me explain where I'm going. Oh, of course, it's Italian. An ordinary, unimpressive person. Perfect. I think, yeah, yeah. Is this similar to jabroni? What's a jabroni?

Yeah, jabonk. I've gone insulted. I'm just going to claim I have Tourette's, which essentially, if I have a magic thing that makes me insult people, So I really just do have Tourette's. And if I don't, you just die or I don't know. If you forget to die. If you don't purposely say it, it'll make you say it.

So if you don't purposely insult, it'll come up with an insult. So you can never not do it. And if you don't say daddy at the end, it'll just force you to say daddy. I have to talk a lot less probably. You didn't say daddy. Daddy. You never know when my sentence is finished. That's the thing.

That's true. You just do really long run-on sentences. Well, after a while, I'll also force it out later. What about, okay, text communication as well or no? Yes. Oh, just this is really bad. And even if you write it on a board, still, you got to do. So if someone's reading it, you'd be like, did you mean to say daddy?

Like, you wrote that purposely. What you're doing here is really quite awful. Right. you're you're robbing all of us of like heartfelt experiences and you know interactions with other people yeah i can't i can't say like oh i'm sorry i'm sorry you know daddy yeah daddy i can't do that you i mean that's that's the that's the plight you have to choose i can't say i'm sorry you know bill died in the tragic juggling accident he was a loser i can't say that Actually, you probably could say that.

You just insulted the guy you're talking to. That's true. Not the dead guy. It should have been you. Fucking pussy. The fucking pussy part was the insult. He added the should have been you. Yeah.

I would assume he'd be juggling chainsaws. How else do you die in a juggling accident? He doesn't sound like a pussy then. Yeah. Oh, wait, no. Bill's not the pussy. Either way, Jason's giving us the wrap up. He doesn't even type the word up anymore.

He just shows us pictures of wraps. I think that one was Chicken Caesar, so that was crazy. Oh, I love a Chicken Caesar rap. Chicken Caesar horse rap, literally. JT, why don't you tell them where to find you? We'll be talking about this next podcast. JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at the J-Balls.

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