Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather...But You ACTUALLY Have To Do Them! - Picky Boys Podcast #353

Episode Date: December 15, 2024

Join the Patreon for a video Every. Single. Day. until Christmas!- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's podcast, Danny, JT, and Antonio dive into a fun game of "Would You Rathers!" But here’s the twist—some of them actually come true! Would you rather indulge in a frozen pizza or try a hot pizza smoothie? How about choosing between 1 gross shot or 5 shots? And, would you eat something that's already dead or face it while it's still alive? We’d love to hear your answers, so feel free to share them in the comments below! Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

that is unholy unholy she's blowing him guys what are we doing here i thought she just bakes cookies and you know what you don't think santa's getting bj's he's getting bj's would you rather eat an entire slice of frozen pizza or drink a hot pizza smoothie how much of the smoothie the entire thing guys i have not said 20 curses well you said you had three left and you just Shot three. Yes, so I'm good. Let's do it. Would you rather.

Here we go. Welcome back to the Picky Boys. Today we are doing a would you rather holiday theme, I believe. It's naughtier than nice. Would you rather? It's Santa plays would you rather too. Wow, look at that. So as you can see, we've got some envelopes.

Yeah, I'm incredibly scared. I think he's just asking would you rather questions. Ask who? Us. And we're asking, too? No, no, no. I mean, we're asking each other. He's asking us would-you-rather questions.

Who's he? You keep saying he. Santa. Where the hell's Santa? I am a liaison for Santa. First of all, you just learned that word. For sure, I just learned that word. I am a Santa liaison.

Spell liaison. All right, first envelope. Here we go. Naughty. Is the would-you-rather just going to be these three things, probably? Is that how long they're going to take? I thought we had to choose naughty or nice. Yeah, what the hell?

Santa likes to play naughty or... No, damn it. Santa likes to play Would You Rather, so these are just Would You Rather. Oh, so we're just doing Santa Would You Rathers. Yeah. All right. Nothing bad. Treat yourself.

I want to read it. No. I'm his liaison. Show me there's words written down. Just flash. Oh, yeah, there's words. Would you rather take a smoker's cough shot, which is Jägermeister and mayonnaise, or take five shots of tequila.

That's an interesting would you rather. Yeah, it's a very specific would you rather, by the way. What would you? Are you playing? Does he mean in this present moment? I mean, I'd rather take. Oh, man. I don't know.

Wow, this is actually a really good one. and i'm upset because i i know what's gonna happen you freak what's gonna this just what's gonna happen what's underneath the box what's underneath the box what's in the box this is just to hold up the envelopes are the shots ready under there what shot wait is this a real life would you rather no it's just would you rather but then why why did you set it up for something so doable jesus just answer it so what are you doing this is actually crazy because i i'm so 50 50 me too it's a it's a good santa knows how to play would you rather did you bring mayo down here what are you talking about it's just a question we ask each other would you rather

chop off your arms this is just a question three shots of tequila there's no bartering with the would you rather why did it come from santa yeah i don't know why did it come from the top elf himself i don't know can i just gotta answer can i take four shots no stop trying to bargain with can i take six shots instead no you must take five shots tequila or a smoker's call i'm going five shots of tequila you're not gonna have to do it i don't think right if this is a normal would you rather no we don't have to do it right if it's a normal would you rather than what's in the box what's in the box i would go i'm taking five shots of tequila five really you do five shots to kill over a smoker's call you're doing a smoker's cough then because i know you brought

down the ingredients i was just trying to trap you into saying i think i throw up i don't believe you i think i throw up if i did what uh jaeger mayonnaise yeah do i take the five shots right now or over the podcast i mean in this would you rather you'd probably have to write right immediately in this theoretical world that doesn't exist i'll take a smoker scoff i'm back really no i'm taking five shots i'm not letting him switch i'm just wondering i'll take a five shots tequila i'm taking a smoker's cough over what you're gonna take five shots over one shot you'll be over in a jiffy all right fine i'll take a smoker's cough all right let's move on to the next would you rather yeah tony you got one oh my god oh boy oh boy

well time to pay the piper i was wondering where the tequila was time to pay the piper everybody You thought we were just going to ask you a question? So what's nice? I'm so confused. How is this not ear nice? Oh, that's true. Is the nice one nice, would you rather? What's or?

Why does or have its own envelope? Santa has prepared three would you rather questions for us. And did he also give you a half-drinking bottle of tequila? Santa was getting down and dirty. Yes. He drank this on the drive over. Sleigh ride over. That's why he hit grandma.

What did you end up on? Santa said I could do three shots. No, you did not. Oh, man. This is going to suck for you guys and me. It's going to suck for you. Would you rather? Did you think we were going to go with Mayo Yeager?

I did. I did think that. So he's like five shots to kill right now. So do you. Why are you saying me? I said smokers. You said five shots to kill. No, I said smokers cough at the end.

This is going to be a crazy podcast. All right, fine. I'll take five shots. All right, so put those upon yourselves. You know what? I thought he was going to pull something. I got a chaser. I thought you were going to pull something crazy.

I have water. I'm always prepared. Wait, so we just have to do a podcast, take five shots right now, and do the Patreon podcast after this? Patreon.com slash picky boys. I don't know how that's going to look. This was your choice. I was given two options.

I stand by this. That looks disgusting. Oh, yeah. Cursed jar. All right, well, I'm sorry that we have to, like, Like, you couldn't get two bottles of tequila. I got to pour them for him every time. I'm going to wrap it up.

I'll pour the next ones. You can take them over to it. Look how you poured ours, by the way. Give me that. You know what? On top of that, we're going to pocket watch. On top of that, we're going to pocket watch. Look how I poured mine out.

Look how I poured mine out. No, no, no, no. Santa's saying that. Now that's crazy. You can take these over the course of the regular podcast. What? Show me your ear. Show me your earpiece.

It's the new North Pole technology. That was made it? Yeah. you're evil i was about to rip my second one real quick and then something stopped me but now i got it too something is going for it yeah you can can i get that off while while this is happening this is happening yeah we don't have jason and martin just left we needed someone to we don't have a fourth to keep things rolling is santa santa's a friend of the show?

Santa's in front of the show. Oh, you could talk. You sure this isn't from Krampus? Yeah, are you sure you didn't mess up when you wrote your letter to Santa

and wrote Satan? Oh, I gotta see this. Hold on. Oh, not enough mayo, buddy. Not enough mayo. No, we make that one, actually. This is like a vapor scoff. I wanna see a smoker scoff, Danny.

I wanna see black lungs pop. Yeah. A little more. You need more than that. Some lung cancer in there? That was a teeny more. Oh, and do a rim. Do a mayo rim.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, salt the mayo. Do a mayo rim. That's disgusting. Three. Can I switch? Can I switch? Oh, can you show that?

Wait, can I bring that to the camera? This is... I think he needs a bucket. Get that curse jar ready. No, no, I got it. You're going to spill it. Give him a rim. Can we...

Oh, yeah, that'll do it. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. Okay, shot three Shot three, you're a psycho, bro You don't get a chaser for that I actually get a chaser Okay

JT's not gonna be able to make it to the Patreon episode It's gonna be a duo Yeah, you guys I think you gotta slow down a little bit Yeah, you can suck my We got some more Naughty or Nice-es coming Alright, let me slow down I think this is just gonna be a podcast of Naughty or Nice-es

No, no, no We gotta have some fun Nah, let's just do it I got to see this, though. I'm going to take my fourth. So you're taking five smoker's coughs, right? No, no, no, no. That's what you said.

Smoker's cough. Four down. Oh, I got to go to dinner. All right. Here we go. I have a dinner, a company dinner. Look at this guy. Smoker's cough.

Just like my grandpappy had and my grandpappy before him. Yeah. Oh, there was a mayo-y, like, spider web in there. Stop screaming. Jägermeister, Jägermeister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that was visceral. That is unholy.

Unholy. Oh. Stop, stop. Don't let me go. There's mayonnaise aftertaste. We didn't even get to pick naughty or nice. Can't even use Chipotle mayo. Yeah, where was the naughty or nice part?

Yeah, where was the picking part? Why does or have an envelope? That doesn't make any sense. I think he just wanted to do three, and he likes threes. Stop saying he. It's you. Say he one more time. I am his liaison.

How many times do I have to say this? If you say liaison one more time. All right, fifth shot. Open up the next letter while we go. No. What's your would you rather? Let's just do those. No, do a would you rather.

Do one in between. All right, JT, you got one? They can't all be terrible things. This is a Bacardi cap for this. I just realized. Someone had a knife. All right. Well, that was Santa's first one.

All right. This is so off-topic and random compared to what we just did. Would you rather live your life in third person and control it through a gaming controller? You get to pick which one. Or live on a 400-millisecond lag? Well, one for the gamers. Just open up the all-alums. Don't be a baby.

What does that mean? Like I throw a baseball Like can I use it Like if I throw a baseball Does that mean After I threw it I didn't throw it yet No it's like

Also how long is 400 milliseconds Why are we getting so specific Let's say you It's just .4 seconds Let's say you try to like Lift this coke up You'll do this I want to lift it now

I want to lift it now And then It would be weird You ever never played a game on a lag I'm living I don't know So you would just like Think you're gonna do something

And then like It goes Yeah That would suck What is that? I couldn't. You can't drive. Dude, living in third person I think offers some real advantages.

I can always see whoever's behind me. Well, not that far behind you. Third person doors in Fortnite, if someone walks up behind you, you can see them. You know what you also do? You can wall peek. You can go up to a corner wall. You can see around corners. You'd be a stealthy assassin.

I think driving would be cool. It's much easier to drive in GTA than real life. Oh, my God. So much easier. What controller are you going with? Xbox controller. normal. Yeah, you have to be playing on controller now. GameCube, no? GameCube, no.

Are you crazy? You see, the X and the Y button are this big. No, I can't lie. Xbox controllers are the... The Xbox is the ultimate elite controller. Yeah, they are. For controlling your life. What are you picking? I thought it was... Also, I thought these were supposed to be Christmas themed. That was nothing. They were supposed to be Christmas themed.

But don't worry about it. I think I'm picking third person. Me too. I'm picking third person as well. Forge of Millicent is just real life, but a little... A fourth of a... four-tenths of a second slower. And you're going to deal with that? No, no, I'm going Xbox controller, baby.

That's a quiplash. I'm going to assume Jason's going third person as well. Yeah, Jason, he's the other gamer. He'll be like, I can't deal with lag. True. That's what he sounds like exactly. All right. What about yours?

No, open an envelope. It's going to take too much time. We'll do like... No, I'm telling you, I've set it up so that it is not going to take that much time. I'm doing my third shot. Let me take the shot. This is five. I'm done.

Yeah, you're crazy, bro. i'm running out of water all right well the truth is i forgot this was a would you rather episode i don't have any that's that's that's the truth guys coming at me for not being that's the truth i have zero zero think of one i have zero would you rather holiday holiday um would you rather okay okay would you rather be mrs claus or the most overworked elf Mrs. Claus. What is the... The head elf.

But he works the most. But you said overworked elf. You didn't say the head elf. Of course. I just had to blow Santa, and I'm fucking rich as hell. Are you kidding me? Why is she rich? She's rich.

Is Santa rich? She owns the biggest toy manufacturing factory there is. How can you not be rich? How do we know she owns any percentage of it? She divorces him, gets 50%, buddy. That's not all of it. In my opinion, the most overworked elf is blowing Santa as well. So that's a problem.

So you might as well bake cookies. You might as well bake cookies and be a baddie. I saw would you rather that, would you rather be Santa or an elf? And I didn't think that, like, I feel like everyone would choose Santa. Yeah. Well. I guess there is a lot of, it's a lot of work. Santa's working a lot.

Yeah, but it's one day. It's like a countenance, like a tax season's coming. Like, it's, you know, Santa's working a lot during tax season. Christmas. Santa's working a lot during tax season Christmas. Tax season's a whole season. This is... Santa just does one day.

Oh, he's working right now. What's he doing? He's making toys. He's telling people to make toys. It's an organizing... Managerial job. It's a managerial job. It's a managerial job.

Are you sure about that? And then boots on the ground, or the roof, and he's going Christmas all around the world. Boom, bang, boom, bang, boom. Isn't the whole point that it's also magic? So, like, it's like, oh, he has to come down the chimney. Doesn't he just snap his fingers and turn into dust? That's what I've always assumed, too. Wait, what?

Yeah. Like, he doesn't actually fit. Source? You got a source on that, buddy? What are you? Yeah, it's thenorthpole.gov. I'm just saying. I haven't seen any evidence of this, personally.

That's true. If he were actually coming down chimneys, he'd be covered in soot. Yeah, it'd be a dark Santa. What? He'd look like a coal miner. Yeah. Yeah. He wouldn't look so jolly.

I mean, I'd definitely rather be Mrs. Claus than Santa, because I feel like you get all the benefits, and you just have to blow him and not do any of the- What is the blowing? She's blowing him, guys. What are we doing here? I thought she just bakes cookies. And you know what? You don't think Santa's getting BJs?

He's getting BJs. Don't watch this with your kids, everybody. I don't watch anyone who's been doing that. Actually, this might get demonetized right off rip. We filmed the drinking video right before this. So I thought everybody was going to pick the smoker's cough. I didn't expect you to pick the five shots. Honestly, I have two.

What do you mean, I thought? I have two. I just didn't want to go on my phone. I thought we were just going to do the envelopes. I got excited. All right. Well, that was Antonio's terrible would you rather, by the way. First of all, it was way better than his.

Let's see what's. No, his was way better. It was way better. It was way better. What's it called? What's a... Never mind. All right, fine.

While you're reading, I'll go to my real list. Let's see what Santa has next in store. You can't just have fun in here. All right. Ready for the next one? Santa's next one. I'm so excited. Mm-hmm.

Warm Christmas wishes. I'm not excited for this, by the way. It's just a question. Who says he has another one planned? Who says? Well, we already saw what was under the box, so there's no way there could be anything else under there. Yeah, I'm confused.

We saw you lifted the box already. Yeah. You did not, David, blame this. So then just answer the question. Did he cut a hole in the table? Would you rather... That's for something else. Would you rather eat an entire slice of frozen pizza

or drink a hot pizza smoothie? That's interesting. What did you say? This is why there was gluten-free pizzas in our freezer. He said, would you rather eat an entire slice of frozen pizza or drink a hot pizza smoothie? How much of the smoothie? The entire thing. You don't have to drink the entire thing.

The entire thing. Well, how big is an entire thing? If I were to guess what Santa was saying, I'd probably say about this large and a thin cup. Wait, what? Is it actually an entire? Wait, what do you mean? What's entire mean? Can you eat a frozen pizza?

The whole pizza's in there? No. It's an entire slice of frozen pizza. Can you eat frozen pizza? Yeah. What do you think? It's got parasites. What do you mean?

Say, like, doesn't it crack your teeth or something? How frozen? I kind of want to try. It's like a frozen treat. Recently frozen. And if you can't eat it, if it's too hard, you just got to put a piece in your mouth, wait until it melts, and eat that. So this is what I'm learning, right?

Okay. I know because he made these things or he got these things. If we pick one, he's going to do the other, right? Yeah. So we kind of like mentally, accidentally, he didn't think of it, trapped him in a choice. How much is in the smoothie, though? How many slices? An entire pizza is in the smoothie.

Entire pizza? Not in the glass. Yeah, an entire pizza is in the smoothie. A full pizza? Not in each glass. It's going to be like 1,000 calories. Not in each glass. No, but like eight slices of pizza?

Well, it's like a personal pizza, I would assume. No, there's going to be seven in there because there's one frozen in there that he's going to have to fucking eat. Oh, you're doing the smoothie. What do you think? Probably warm. I think the pizza. The pizza smoothie. I'm interested what the frozen pizza is like.

It sounds like a nice frozen treat. I'm going to do frozen pizza slice because that's one slice of tiny pizza. What do you want to do? I'll do the other. By the way, the pizza, this pizza is cutting fours. I don't know if that changes your opinion. Is it DiGiorno? It's something like that.

No, it's fucking Bonza. I saw gluten-free pizza in the freezer. I went, I don't know. Oh, shit. I was like, did I buy these? I was confused. I'm going frozen pizza. I'm not drinking a fucking pizza smoothie, dude.

What are you doing? I'll do the opposite of what you do. That's not how this works. What are you going to do? That's how it works. What would you rather do? And not going to do. Who knows if there's anything in here?

He's such a liar. There's no way you lift that and there's a smoothie pizza. There's a smoothie under there. There's a smoothie under there. That's what you're trying to tell me right now? Would you rather eat a slice of frozen pizza or drink a pizza smoothie? I'll go. What did you go with?

I'm going frozen sliced pizza. That sounds kind of good. Go frozen sliced pizza. I'll go frozen sliced pizza. I'm also going frozen sliced pizza. No, you got to go smoothie. All right, I'll go smoothie then. I'll go smoothie.

Yeah. Don't make that face at me. Wow. All right. Well, good question. All right. Well, good thing there's nothing under there. You already lifted that.

Oh, you think there's something under here? No. There is something under here. How is that possible? How did he do that? An entire pizza. There's garnishes on there? Wait, what'd you put on there?

Oh. I should have put some more water in here. I need a spoon, first of all. You can tell he doesn't use, like, appliances or had a smoothie thing. I put pizza, an entire pizza. Why do you keep saying entire pizza? Half of a jar of tomato sauce and some water. Ooh.

Well, that actually sounds nice. That's warm as well. What's on there? Give me, give me, give me, give me. Is this veggie pizza? Oh, you didn't say all that. I'll take the smoothie. No, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, it's hot to the touch. It is. It is. Can I smell it? Okay. Oh, it smells delicious.

Oh, this is going to be good. Damn it. I'll drink this. Can I just as a chaser for my- I don't want to eat that. Can I just as a chaser for my- Can I try it? Give me the smoothie.

Can I try it? Oh, wow. You're going to go both. Dude, what veggies do you got? No, I just picked this. You've got... No, no, no. You've got to eat this.

You know what? Never mind. Never mind. I don't want it. Never mind. Give me the pizza. You guys are eating two of those, right? No.

Can I have the rest? You can have the rest. Can I try a bite of the frozen one, actually? Oh, it's so cold. Dude, it's frozen. Stop. No, he's cheating. He's taking off veggies.

I want the veggies. Oh, this is terrible. This is a wholly unpleasant experience. You guys are crazy. Can I switch? I'm going to eat this whole thing anyway. No, they hate when we chew into the mic. I'm not eating this whole...

We have to eat this whole slice. You know what? It's weirdly... Tell me not. It's a pizza snow cone, kind of. Is it not? It kind of melts in your mouth. It's, like, weird.

Oh, this is... The center is... Awful. This is horrifically unpleasant. Here we go. See, that could be a sneaky, not good thing. You really got to shake it. No, it's coming.

Don't worry. That's not coming. Okay. I wish I went with the frozen one. Really? Yeah. I didn't think that was that bad. My teeth are cold.

This is weird. This is like... Does it taste like pizza? Hold on. There's a lot of notes. No, it tastes like pizza. I'm going to dip mine in here like a little dip. See how that tastes like.

That was very smart. Oh, that sucks. Why does it suck so much? I don't know. Just not right. It's not holy. It's also the idea of it. It's just pizza blended.

That's not right. Something wrong with it. I can see it as a dip, though. JT is dogging this smoothie. For audio listeners, I apologize, I think. I don't know how this looks. I barely know how this looks. I don't know.

I definitely don't know how it sounds. Well, actually, I'm hearing JT chug it while he's going. The centerpieces are far more frozen than the rest. Dude, it genuinely hurt my tooth, like, how cold it was. Oh, my God. It needs a little Parmesan, for sure. Oh, yeah, look at that face. You couldn't get, like, pepperoni?

We're already eating frozen pizza. You couldn't get some— You want a frozen meat? Yeah. Also, I mean, half the people—this is gluten-free pizza, and half the people, it was, like, vegan pizza and gluten-free pizza. No pepperoni there. No, Bonzo makes pepperoni. This guy's lying.

He's just lying. He always does. It's not on this Whole Foods. Fair enough. You know, there's a pizza place near here that does cold cheese on a pizza. They do a pizza, and then they do – it's very famous. I think Portnoy reviewed it. Cold cheese all around the pizza.

So they cook it with just sauce, and then they put cold cheese? They cook it with sauce cheese. Then when they're about to serve it, they go, wow, cold cheese everywhere. That's weird. Sometimes I like my bacon, egg, and cheese with a cold slice of cheese. I don't know why. Sometimes. That's really at home when I make it, telling JT he's trying.

JT, I think you did it. Don't show this. Jason's going to zoom in on that now because telling Jason to not do something is like... This is my final bite of frozenness. Look at this. This piece is sauce. This is supposed to be sauce. It's just sauce?

There's no bread behind that? It's just supposed to be sauce. I'll try a... I really hope Santa puts something nice in the nice one. Actually, this really isn't that bad. Can I get a spoon? This is, like, actually kind of impossible. No, no, you're good.

I think you're fine. Danny's not a... Santa's not a monster. Also, this is definitely not Santa. Unless we did something real naughty this year. All right, I'll tell you the next one you're at. You got one? I do, actually.

I do. What are we doing? Well, I have more of a scenario. Okay. What about this? Since we're not going Christmas anyway... Have we cursed, by the way? I definitely cursed negative two times.

So I'll take $2. Oh, whoa. By the way, you owe me $3. I owe you two. You owe me three. and you owe the jar two dollars or an extra dollar because you said oh rewind the tapes i didn't curse and you absolutely cursed this is during the patreon podcast pocket watching well i'm watching our lovely podcast ernesto you know i don't know if you watch the main ones or just

the patreon ones you could help me out there a little bit he didn't he didn't rewind oh i so you did try to help me out thank you um yes i have a scenario for you guys and okay sorry do i have fucking pizza my teeth no you actually look like you have healthy gums good good good good no no gingivitis here you can travel anywhere you want for free but you're accompanied by a toddler and you can only do in those places what the toddler wants to do do you do it how do you know what the toddler wants to do just like what it goes i don't think you do what well like It's just a child. It's not a baby.

It's a child. Toddler usually means like a... How old's a toddler? Two or three. Jason, can you look it up? Oh, two or three. Yeah, two or three. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I thought a toddler was like a baby. Well, you don't know much. It goes infant. It goes, you know, there's a whole thing. Infant, toddler, tween? There's something between infant and toddler. Child. No, they're always children.

So you travel anywhere you want for free. Okay. But you're accompanied by a child, and you can only do what the child wants to do. Wait, what's the other one? I premised with this, but there is no would you rather. It's just would you do this or would you not? What the hell? This sounds like a –

It's Christmas. What does that mean? This sounds like a fucking childlike dream. This sounds awesome. Curse. Oh, he did curse. Yeah, but you got no money either. No one's prepared today.

Well, I think I have like $3 left over. We ain't going to start charging interest on this bad boy. I got like $3 left over from the $20. You don't get things left over. You've got to use them all in the moment. You think I cursed 20 fucking times. Okay, got it. And just because he's saying yes to that.

I have seven left. Also, by the way, Jason's not here. Someone's taking money out of this because this was heavier. Dude, that was way bigger before. Someone's taking money out of this. It's someone. We did a transaction. Did someone go on a beer run?

We did a transaction, and someone put a 10 and 20 in there instead of 6. No, I put a 20 in there. Someone put a 10 in there. Either way. Are you doing it? You guys, there's two 20s in there. I don't. Hold on.

No, it's just a bill folder. Brother, it's folded. I've made that mistake before. What, in your wallet? Why is it folded uneven? Okay, anyway. Because Danny folded it. You ever count money and go,

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and go, I have $10. You only have $5. Then where'd the seven come from? Why did you say seven? Well, I realized that it wasn't an even number once I started to count it. I went, okay, it needs to be even.

So, whatever. He's got $2 bills. Whatever, I got $2 bills. They still can't make seven. I don't know. Yes, it can. How do $2 bills equate to $7? No, with a single as well.

And a single, and a single. Oh, well, again, and there's also a $7 bill. Bring back the $2 bill, by the way. Nah, that's a nerd bill. I mean, it hasn't gone anywhere. You can go get a $2 bill from the bank right now. Yeah, I'm not going. Also, there's no way Danny's picking this.

Danny hates children. No, I'm definitely picking this. No, this sounds awesome. I'm just picking a place where I would want to do the things that the kid would want to do as well. Let me go to Nintendo World Japan. Yeah. Boom. free trip. Let's go on the

ride. Of course he's going to say let's go on the ride. What if he just wants to play in the grass? Or she? First of all, there's no grass in an amusement park. When you were a toddler, is that what you wanted to do instead of going to fucking Nintendo? This is like... I said I have three left.

This is crazy. You guys, I have not said 20 curses. Well, you said you had three left and you just shot three. Yes, so I'm good. I'm clean. Stop tapping on the table. We've lost all manners, all podcast manners here. We were eating this episode.

This episode is an anti-podcast episode. I still have a shot of tequila to do. You still didn't do all that? I did four. All right, put $4 in there. If you put a 10 in there, you don't have to take that last shot. You don't get to. No, thank you.

You have no jurisdiction over Santa's domain. I can speak for Santa. Big Tony's Shack of Deals. Big Tony's Shack of Deals. Oh, that's coming up too, by the way, the sub-a-thon. By the way, the Subathon. I want a segue. The Subathon.

The Subathon, December 27th, we're starting our new Subathon. And, you know, depending on if you want to get us there, we can have a New Year's party. Imagine it lasts that long. We did this last time. Last Subathon, we were like, there's no way we're going to go until Monday. And we went until Tuesday. Well, at least now we know to just, now we know to like not know. He's drunk.

He's a drunk guy. But now we know to not know because now we, last time we were like, okay, we don't have We don't have to already schedule a Wednesday video because there's no way we go that long. We did. Anyway. No, it's true. We do have to plan to not know.

No, plan to know. No, plan to not know. Plan to not know. No, but plan to think. We thought we knew. We didn't. I basically cleared my entire January. He didn't do that purposely.

Also, my birthday's on the 16th. Yeah, guess what, buddy? That's been cleared off the schedule. Just in case. Actually, check the schedule. Your birthday's been moved to February, bud. Every January, JT leaves on my birthday anyway. I've never seen JT's birthday.

My family has a timeshare during his birthday, so I have to go every time. I've never seen JT on my birthday ever. Take that shot. Open up that letter. We're out of time. We're out of time. This guy planned for everything to be timed. I was like, okay, so we'll do the letters, and now we're out of time.

All right. Let's do nice. Nice ring, by the way. Can this one just be? Merry wishes. It's going to be a good thing, right? Yeah, because we haven't had it. It was in a nice envelope.

Would you rather eat a dead dried cockroach or put your hand in a box with one live cockroach for a minute? First of all, time out. Give me a TV time out. You thought, put up a timeout up here, Jason. He's not going to do it. But this guy said, oh, I really timed it out where this wouldn't take the full 30 minutes. Obviously, this will take longer than that. Well, it's only a minute in the cockroach box if that's what you pick.

Yeah, so this should only take three minutes. Bro, that is, this alone will take 20 minutes. This one's not happening. He didn't prepare all. You think he prepared this? You think he ordered a live cockroach online? Went to the pet store? You went to the pet store?

He might have just left out his underwear for like a week and caught one. got him you like that give me some of that hell yeah cockroaches oh that was a curse I heard it

cockroaches don't like schmink this is how we do it we can't record a podcast after we drink it just can't happen how we doing patreon um

patreon.com we're almost at 1200 we're not almost at 1200 oh I'm going live cockroach easy I can't either I can just wash my hands after

yeah what if it like bites I know I just have to put my hand in it. I don't have to touch it. It's a hissing cockroach. You have to put it in the box. Hissing.

Well, I think all cockroaches are hissing cockroaches. How are we even going to set up the visual for that? Will you answer the question, please? It's a would you rather. Who said it's happening? Santa. I don't want to eat a cockroach. I'm going to touch it.

And I don't want to touch it. I don't want to touch it either. I mean, that's disgusting, but I don't want to eat one. How big is the eating one? They're the size of the regular cockroach. No, we would have. So we are eating them. No, we.

It's just a dried cockroach. No, we would have heard it by now. I'm going to touch it. I can't. I'm touching it. I'm not in the mental space. You would touch a cockroach. You're going to touch the cockroach.

No, no, no. I'm going to put my hand in the box. It didn't say I have to touch it. Well, it's going to touch you. Well, maybe the cockroach. You can put a hand in a cockroach box. No. It's not going to touch it.

Maybe it's scared of my hand. Yeah. What if I paint my hand as a bird? Yeah. Go find paint, buddy. I'll do it with a Sharpie. Yeah, look at this. All right.

Well, I guess I'll eat the dried one. Okay, locked in. I can't put my hand in a cockroach box. What is about to happen? I mean, it has to be down here somewhere. I don't believe that he's prepared this. There's no way there's something under there. Are you fucking crazy?

Oh, my God. You think I have a live cockroach down here? Are you fucking insane? First of all, no, I didn't. Are you actually insane? I did think that. That was just a would you rather, like would you rather is just supposed to be. It just happened to be through magic that the past two came true.

So there's nothing nice? No. It was just a would you rather. The nice thing is that Santa didn't go through the trouble of going to find, to source a live cockroach in a box. For the love of God. That's the nice thing. For the love of God. Also, he cursed twice, by the way.

I was just waiting for him to get everything out. So I don't interrupt him That's two curses Well we all owe A hefty debt Alright so next Next pod That's a fifth shot

That's crazy Next podcast We'll all throw in a five Just to re-up Okay This is tough So you did it? We did it

We did it Well Danny The funny thing is I do have a dried cockroach No I would actually I would I Dude they're big

I can't eat I can't eat a cockroach But I also can't put my hand In a cockroach box You could definitely Put your hand In a cockroach box It's way more than you can eat it.

Here's the deal. What about five cockroaches? I was going to say five cockroaches, but then I was saying, I don't know if they'll believe it, Santa. Well, if you did a little, the eating one is a little baby one, and the hand one is a big one, you might flip me. You might flip me. I don't think there's tiny, oh, like a baby cockroach? I mean, there's probably a thousand cockroach species. Also, the thing is, once he said we have to eat, and also, not all cockroaches hiss.

A hissing cockroach is gigantic. Those are the big ones? They're the big ones. and to eat that do they hiss yeah they do well like some guy told me

they rub their like their shells together and it sounds like hissing I don't know something like that some guy hiss cockroach guy which guy

they had a bug guy come to the studio at some point but they're big eating that I would never like that's way too big because that's

you know we eat the crickets and the ants that's a one bite you can get it down that is a chopper and I'm not doing it yeah

but it touched me I'm like whoa yeah there you go I just got a visual of it okay we need to end this How are we going to get this guy going on Patreon? Oh, it's a question and answer Patreon.

Oh, true. It's a Q&A. Oh, well, maybe we'll get some real deal answers out of him. Exactly. It's like Hot Ones, but we fed him shots instead of hot wings. We'll feed him hot wings, too. Why not? JT, tell them where to find you.

Let's get out of here. You can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me at DannyIsWatching. You can find me at Ant Prisco. He's not here, so he can't tell you yes or no. So just do something else. That's true. You can also find us at the Picky Boys on Instagram, the Picky Boys on Twitch, the gaming channel, and the TikTok all on one screen.

Right here. All over here. You got to put it here, too. Everywhere on the screen. JT, throw one up also. You see this here and this here? And they're doing moves. Oh, damn.

He's not doing it. Thank you very much for watching. See you later.