Picky Boys Podcast - You Should Bring TABASCO VODKA To The Super Bowl! | Taste Test - Picky Boys Podcast #411

Episode Date: February 8, 2026

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All right, welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. It's not just any Sunday, it's Super Bowl Sunday, notoriously our worst performing episode of the year. Every year this may get four views, and I think three of them are us. And that's fair, because it's Super Bowl Sunday. It's Super Bowl. The Super Bowl's happening, which means obligatory sports talk we've got to talk about a little bit about the Super Bowl.

I feel like we could bury it a little bit so people— I feel like that's part of the reason why it does so bad, because people come in, they're like, and we title it about the— They don't want Super Bowl. No, I mean, give them— Wait, no. We title it about the Super Bowl. Literally every year we title it about the Super Bowl.

And then they want Super Bowl. And you just said it's like, oh, the title's going to be what not to bring to the Super Bowl. It looks like an awful episode all around. Well, we'll bury the lead then. We'll talk about the Super Bowl in a second. Yeah, we'll talk about the Super Bowl in a second. Jason's here. Jason?

Jason is here in place of JT, because JT could not be with us. He's gone JT has passed his exam JT passed yes What exam? It's a how long can I sleep exam So Jason's here Finally

Because Jason hasn't been here for about four weeks maybe A bit of a drinky episode Oh is it a drinky episode? Well you haven't been here The last Patreon Patreon.com Slash pickyboys You can see that

Oh no don't do that You haven't been here It's the same day that I missed I missed one day we went to vermont we filmed two uh-huh two weeks ago wednesday we didn't film at all and then last week wednesday antonio was like ain't no park and don't come no we we we admitted that it was not your fault but still you haven't you weren't here and it's not your fault It's not your fault.

It's not your fault. One of our friends can't do that. It's not your fault. It's just... Danny blamed you. The people have been missing you. Nobody's blaming anybody. No one's been missing you.

Everybody's been missing you. Who's everybody? Me, first of all. I love looking things up. That's a lie. Can we look that up? JT's not here. JT's not here to look it up.

I can look some stuff up. But have you shoveled your car out, by the way? did you see my car and know the answer already no i have not i saw jt's car yeah my my car my car might as well be in a gigantic block i'm gonna be honest you're a piece of shit why is that because i don't know i feel like this problem we're having right now is just it's people not shoveling out their cars it's not the city's fault i think the city oh hell yeah jason honestly no i agree with you call him a piece of shit i don't understand how how me not moving the car is a problem everyone in new york is complaining right now that there's no parking

yeah and i think it's people that aren't shoveling out their cars and there's a giant ice wall but if their car is in there it doesn't matter they wouldn't be able to park there anyway where i parked today you could clearly tell somebody like it's an ice wall oh wait hold on wait let me just say this where you parked today i know exactly where you parked there was clearly an ice wall because someone shoveled it out and guess who put the fucking ice back the dump truck who's plow is angled to the right and block the spot back in so someone shoveled the spot out left left the spot open for someone else and then the city came and push it back in are you on the left side of the street or the right side right so no this faces the other i'm on the corner the right

side which way are you facing sorry that's that's an important question facing wherever on the side of your house yeah he's on the right side it's it's the so whatever down the block it's the spot That someone shoveled themselves out of And then the plows repacked in And no one else But you're saying somebody like I don't have to deal with that Yeah I do and then you shovel it back out Like I'm a human

I'm taking up two spots We're on the side of the plow You're on the side of the plow You don't know we're on the side of the plow No no no I thought you meant like you're on the side I'm saying like people who Oh like on their side People who don't move their cars

Are not doing anything Wrong because Because you wouldn't be able to park there even if they did shovel their car out. No, you'd be able to. They didn't move. Well, because they didn't move, yeah. No, but that's not what he's saying. What are you saying?

He's talking about there was a spot right behind JT's car that was obviously... Wait, you're talking about behind JT's car? Because JT's car... Yes, right behind. There was a gigantic spot on the right side of the street behind JT's car that someone shoveled out of drove out of and then the plows pushed everything back in and no one has been in for the last week yeah but this excuse i don't even understand this excuse because we're on the side of the plow not their physical side but on their physical side i know of course i park on

the left like what are you talking about yeah and that's so that's our driveway we have a clear driveway i shovel it out i shovel out the spot like we're clear on on our side of the house like that's all you have to do i'm not understanding the point if i were to shovel out my car i'm confused what his what jason just called me a bad person what's not your point for not shoveling out my car if i were to shovel out my car i wouldn't have moved it because i i don't need to go anywhere so the spot would not have been available dana gets so defensive every time you no it's because i know exactly what he's talking about he's talking about the one spot that was vacant that was shoveled back in yeah are you on our park in that spot yeah yeah you're on our i'm on the

very edge i know the spot he's talking about i didn't park there because i because you couldn't because you need a you need a you need a shovel to park in that spot you need john snow you need well yeah i guess because the wall is an ice wall it is a nice one danny's getting too defensive too early like this this episode's not gonna go well it's really it's really not defensive and it's not the city's fault either it's just when the snow starts don't move your car and if you move your car make sure you have a shovel in the trunk or else you're fucked Made love to. That's it.

I have a friend who did not own a shovel. Do you think that's crazy? Yes. Well, where does he live? Some people in apartments. New York City. Yes. Some people in apartment buildings.

You don't own a shovel? Yeah, but he has a car. I own a shovel. Where's your shovel? It's in the trunk. Oh, way to help. I thought you didn't own a shovel. That was the whole point.

It's honestly like a dirt shovel. It's not for snow. I wouldn't shovel a sidewalk with it, but it's in case I have to get out of a spot. That doesn't count as a shovel to me. but like where does your friend live is that like is it an apartment building because an apartment building like basically the same place i live in the apartment building but he has a parking spot and you like i live in an apartment building i have to shovel my spot out like if you want a car in new york city in the winter you need a shovel yeah a trunk shovel definitely a scraper you have

a trunk shovel i don't need to i have a shovel oh like why do i need a trunk shovel what if you were to go drive somewhere and then you couldn't park because there was no you have to shovel out Where do you park and you get stuck? Well, yeah, I mean, I'm smart enough, no offense, to like, oh, if this is going to be a problem, I'll just Uber where I'm going, right? Because that makes sense. That is the root of all of this, is that just don't drive during gigantic snowstorms. That could be the answer.

I feel like that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, too. Jason's yelling at me because I didn't move the car. How dare you get mad at him for not doing anything? Because why would he do anything? How dare you get mad at him for doing nothing? Have you seen some of the cars that were, like, covered in ice? Yeah, it's bad.

I saw the one car in Philly that was totaled because it was covered in ice, but that's because a pipe broke above it and poured water onto it. And literally, like, it wasn't covered in. It wasn't boxed in. It was covered in ice. Like, a gigantic ice cube was around the car. Dude, imagine going to your car and being like... Dude, what would you have to do wrong for that to happen to you?

Like, rob a store? I don't believe in karma, really, so I don't know. You don't believe in karma? That makes so much sense, by the way. I'm going to be honest, I don't either. That makes so much sense. No, honestly, why should I believe in karma? Literally half of the worst people I know are doing great.

Name two of them. I'm not going to name them. Worst people you know personally on a personal level? People that I hate and have done me wrongs, nothing has happened to them. Done me wrongs? Nothing has happened to them. maybe in the future but i don't believe in karma personally so what if something did happen in the future would you just wouldn't bad things happen to everybody bad things happen to good people

bad things happen to bad people it just is people i don't know if that's my people people like to try to say oh well this bad thing happened to me because i i took a candy bar when i was 10 it's like that's not how it works in my opinion but you can have your opinion i agree with this i don't believe in karma it makes sense that you two don't believe in karma and why is that well so you believe in karma it feels like a very non-antonian thing to believe in honestly why is that you think you think if you do good more good will come to you no so that's what karma is no yes i only believe in half karma you think if you do bad bad things will come to you yeah i don't think if you do any good i don't think any good happens to anybody so you don't

believe in karma no you don't believe no no karma goes both ways also i've never also i've never ever done this but i really have to pee i'm sorry i've never i've never done this what do you mean you've never done this i can hold it i can hold it why don't you do no it's too much work because where's he gonna go there's nowhere for you to go i have to go around no you can't go around me I think you're stuck here It's been 411 episodes I've never done this I need to pee

Alright But I'm not gonna move So try to get around me Danny Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god

Well Jason is editing this So there's gonna be no cuts right Jason yeah we're just gonna no no no no don't clap there's no cuts no that's where the cut is no there's no cuts no cuts just me and you how you doing come here i don't have alcohol why here i have water nope there's fucking water don't move the cup if i'm pouring it's a natural reaction don't move the cup if i'm pouring something in now you're gonna have to slurp that off the table you're gonna have to get it in there yeah like you do it again hold on no no i got you so we I don't know if that was disgusting or not, but I appreciate that.

Thank you. So you have something for us? I know. Water and twisted tea. So I know what you have. It's like piss. I know what you have. I have something.

Jason brought something for us, and I know what it is. I'm just saying, is this weird? I have a friend who, like, I'll make a mixed drink, Captain Warren Coke, and he'll take his drink and try to pour it in mine. Every time? Yeah. What would you do if I did that to you? Would you kick me out of the house?

I don't know if I'd kick you out of the house. Did you sip from your drink already? Yeah. Do we have the same drink? No. Yeah, I'd probably kick you out of the house. No. Yeah, I mean, you don't deserve to be here.

I think it's such a crazy thing to do. You don't deserve to be... Oh, here we go. What happened here? Jason didn't... Antonio... Jason didn't appreciate my gift. Okay, there's a lot of balls on my back.

Can I have that paper towel, please, while you're over there? Because Jason spilled a drink everywhere. Wow, you have a pocket towel? Love that. Like a handkerchief. He's got a pocket paper. Have we been sipping before this? Who's to say?

heights did you see how much time was on there while we were at it no oh my god this guy has no spattle awareness oh there he goes 10 no 12 15 holy shit all right let's uh all right jason jason has a little you know into the weeds that's true we do we do danny does appreciate the weeds we we have uh jason brought something for us whoa jason jason you know what's funny jason i'm gonna bring this up you brought a gift me and jt did gifts last week that's what i saw what's going on over here what's going on over here what does that mean everyone's bringing something having fun and then there's just jt brought gifts last week jason jt got me a thing of malort the more time you get the more time he got me more time what was that for i don't have a kindness of his heart

i guess no jt got that because his gift was late for our secret santa that happened a month and a half ago what is the point here you brought me a gift because it was my birthday your aka your birthday right right i brought a gift i agree so you you were you had to i will bring a gift on my birthday for you jt brought a gift that was a month late and gave it to you still sounds like he brought a gift jason this is sure okay well then i'll bring a gift i'll bring a gift in a month for something that was a year ago. Like, what the hell are you talking about? Can we title this episode? Are we all bringing

gifts? Well, Jason brought a gift. Well, he's the only person who's brought a gift for everybody. It's not a good gift. And it's not even a gift. It's not a good way to start that. So, I don't know how to preface this, but I saw this item that released

and managed to get it a little early. Oh, an early release. Oh, brown bag. what is this crispy brown bag too you hear that let me tell you it might be the worst thing we've ever tasted it is absolute vodka tabasco you know do you know how many you know many fucking wow do you got your hands on this this is a producer jason w's in the chat for producer jason for producer jason you know how many people sent me this on instagram multiple people i probably saw

It's about the same day because they – Wow, how did you – it was in a liquor store? Yeah, it was a – Dude, this came out super recently. It said it comes out – it said pre-orders for February, but I got it at the end of January. It has a temperature scale too. It's awesome. It says gluten-free right on the front.

Oh, if only – If only that mattered. I was hoping. If only that mattered. Wow, and it even has a little green bottle, the green top, like Tabasco sauce. Oh, I see. You're handing out shot glasses. Yep.

Okay. so collaboration between two icons fusing bold flavors to turn up the heat on bloody mary's and beyond danny loves a bloody mary i don't know if absolute i love a description by the way this is the same technique that doritos vodka uses don't bring that it's true they they put like a red label right on the back and then when you look at it straight on it looks like it's red but it's clear bottom okay so our producer got their hands on absolute tabasco i think this is gonna be good Don't start with that because we know how that's going to go. I guess we'll give it a try.

You're going to try it too. Yes. Hell yeah, dude. Man, I don't know. I think this is going to be good. You think it's going to be spicy or is it going to taste weird? It's going to taste very – Tabasco itself tastes like peppery and vinegary. Does it?

Yeah. Oh, man. You ever put it on an oyster? You ever see the little tiny Tabasco bottles? I have. They're so cute. Love those. I don't like oysters.

They're so cute. All right. He's a clam guy probably. Dude, love the clam. no you don't love that but you don't love a raw clam i've had raw clam it's and you don't like that you don't like that i do i like raw clam like raw clam you don't like raw oyster no i don't like raw oyster well to be fair even even raw oyster raw clam i'll preface it with like i've had a raw clam but i put stuff in it like of course i'm not talking with an oyster i'm not talking about a

baked clam i know that's what you're trying to get me on i've had raw clams yeah everybody likes a Who doesn't like a baked clam? It's a clump of bread and oil and butter. And clam. And a little bit of clam. It's a lot of clam. It's a little bit of clam. Bro, it's half clam.

I think you just like clam because you're like a shragget. Whoa. Can we say that on YouTube? What is... No, no, no. Don't let him explain it. Let them put it together. Can we say that on YouTube?

I don't know. I don't know either. I guess we'll find out. We'll find out. Okay, so. I hate clam. Would you shut up? Now I'll silence you.

Silenced. Okay. Okay. Okay, let's do the smell test. Whoa. I smell. Whoa? That's not good.

Oh. Deep sniff. It smells like a basement. What? No, we're in a basement. No, but it smells like someone's basement. Dude, no, it does not. Yes, it does.

Dude, is this going to be spicy? Yo, you open your nostrils. Dig. Oh, it does not smell good. All right, absolute Tabasco. It is clear. Well, I know I would ink. Well, I was worried it would be red, you know?

Yep, there it is. Okay. I will pour. I'm going to pour for you there, Chief. I don't want to take that much, brother, please. I'm scared, but I'm kind of excited. I will say, as a Tabasco, as a hot sauce lover, I'm not a big Tabasco fan. Tabasco is the worst hot sauce, I think.

I mean, there's worse hot sauce. No, no, no. It's just like the flavor of Tabasco. This is going to be a quick interjection that has nothing to do with what we're talking about. I think when Danny's wiener brushed against my back, he kind of gave me some of his piss because now I have to piss. I think you osmosis jonesed me with your penis. I don't know if that's how... Are you talking about, like, my wiener and your braids?

Braids? Your hair? Have you ever seen Avatar? We kind of connected like Avatar. Guys. Like, I put my penis in your braids. Don't say that again. Also, I feel like I would have had it turned around and it's braid on braids.

No, no, it's not. This is not Patreon. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Where can they see more Patreon? It's pretty similar to this. Not similar. At a website, it goes a little like patreon.com slash picky boys. I'll be honest, Danny.

I'll be so honest. I thought that he didn't know it. That would have been bad. And I would have ended it right here. It's basically like one of three criteria to work for us is that you have to know the link to patreon.com slash picky boys. Sometimes I get confused with the picky boys and picky boys. It's always picky boys. Oh, no.

Everything else is the picky boys. He's right. He's right. Twitch is picky boys. everything else basically all right oh maybe maybe tiktok before we take this i know we're really edging them before we take the shot you guys talk i'm gonna go pee oh my god he's gonna pee i was just yelled at for peeing i'm gonna go this way jason can you excuse this guy did not need to put his whole flaccid cock on my back oh wow well at least it was flaccid it was hard

he said danny's that's ridiculous absolute tabasco i will say i love absolute vodka dude i'm a big fan of absolute vodka by the way absolute vodka big fan of the gays as well really they love the gays wouldn't have expected that i don't know what that means that did not need to happen for uh i'm real chatty people i'll be honest when antonio rushed up against me now i have to piss i'm joking i'm joking tag maybe joking that's all danny's p by the way yeah i'm honestly very excited you do i don't know if you remember you can look back the first time we did doritos vodka i did five shots of it in one podcast i remember that i was excited for it well yeah because because i like doritos i love cutting

edge technology fused with alcohol they put tabasco put it into into alcohol i love that did they we're about to find out so you don't know this is gonna be a long clip for jason to put together all right uh i say should we do a blank slate lots of trim out for no it's fine No, no, no, we're good, we're good, we're good This is a podcast We're not clip-farming I can clip-farm You want to clip-farm?

Sure People hate it Today we're trying absolute vodka Tabasco sauce I feel like we already had enough You're just screaming in the mic You just screamed Sorry, sorry, sorry Oh, you want to do it again?

I'll do it again Oh, wow Everybody, enjoy Danny's sausage Today Made We're trying Oh, hold on You put a pressure on me

You did it. Hey, TikTok. We can put it together. Okay, let's just take this. Hey, TikTok. Today we're trying Tabasco-flavored absolute vodka. Let's see if it's disgusting or delicious. I like the double Ds.

Thank you. I love double Ds. Ba-ba-ba-ba-boi. All right. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, all right, all right.

This feels like a Patreon. Okay, all right. Well, everybody, can you please say thank you, Lord Danny in the chat? No, we don't have to say what. What are we doing here? Do we do it one by one? It's definitely one by one. I think it's going to go.

I think I should try first because I'm. Jason, Danny, me, or let's go in clockwise and you like it. Like, do you think you're going to like it? I don't know. I think I'm going to like it. I think I'm going to have the strongest reaction. You go first. I'll go then, Danny.

Let's just do it. Let's just do it clockwise. No, no, no. You don't get this. this is mine no after maybe no no

first of all we're on air no we're on air he doesn't get a chaser for a little bit yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna get the notes we're on air

I'm gonna get the notes alright absolute vodka Tabasco here we go is there a line like what spice

sure absolute vodka Tabasco oh do it again alright say it again oh it smells pretty awful let me tell ya

I'm getting some vomit vomit notes he's jerking off ghost so that's spice spice or certainly some spice oh is it hot a little bit wow is it really not too bad maybe bad for you what the hell is that wow did you just make fun of my palate i wasn't drunk before i would probably throw it up okay it's not good well i don't think anyone was expecting that per se is it is it enough to be like during a subathon a new punishment thing is it enough for oh it is oh yeah wow it's i would

rather maybe we should go next danny i would rather have doritos personally have you tried the heat nest vodka which is like a pepper vodka does it taste more like earthy pepper It is peppery. It is peppery. Okay. With some spice. Okay. What does it taste more of?

Vodka, pepper, or spice? Spice. Oh. Spice. So that's not like the hot one. It's spice, pepper, and like, honestly, vodka is kind of behind. Oh, vodka's last. That's actually what you want for something like this.

That is what you want. That's what you want for something like this. Dude, this and a spicy Mark? Oh, yeah. I think that's what it's intended for. Except Bloody Marys. Yeah, Bloody Marys suck actual ass cheeks. I'm just, like, low-key obsessed with the copy that they use.

Yo, bro, can you take this shot? I'm sorry, sorry. Here we go, next. Ooh. All right. Absolute Tabasco Vodka. Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, man, that's good. Damn it. I really liked it. I knew he'd like it. Damn, that's good. that's it literally tastes like wow first of all wow the vodka like burn is not there at all really and it's it it is but it's very cleverly masked that's all right you got it very cleverly masked behind the pepper spice it it is honestly in my opinion a very good shot wow like i genuinely

think it's a good i'll take another one take take five i didn't think they'd call me out on that Why would we not have called you out? All right, do it quick, and then I'll go. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Johnny, quick. Johnny, test? Yep. Two in a row might be tough.

Wow. Wow. Maybe three. Maybe a third one. Maybe a third one would do it. I want you to try it, because I think you'll hate it. All right, well, that doesn't give me any confidence. Now does it, Chief?

The thing is, listen, I'm just absolutely astonished when they're able to take away the burn of a vodka. It is. The vodka is in the backseat. Wow. Vodka is very much in the backseat. Tabasco sauce on the front of the tongue. All right. Absolute Tabasco.

Brand new. Let's try it. Oh, come on. I told you. you're right you're right tabasco is very in the front vaca's riding way back i know but it's not a good thing it might be in the trunk by the way this is it is hot bro this would be amazing in a bloody mary like legitimately i think they might keep this around is this a gag bottle or is this like a they're gonna keep this around i don't know what some people do like limited releases

you know like because this would basically make every single bloody mary 10 times better instead of having to put vodka and tabasco boom put the vodka right in and then put the tomato juice in i feel like things made for one drink never honestly i made that up because oh it is it is you didn't close it properly i saw your like i like i shot a fireball i was like what the hell is this there is a heat meter on it i wonder if they're gonna make a yeah it's only two and a half out of five i i i would give it less than two and a half out of five i would also but our scales might be a little warped yeah we um hobbin not even scorpion pepper cheese balls and we shove jalapenos up our ass ghost

peppers pepper x all that stuff oh my god all right well it's not as bad as i thought i will say that i'll take another shot of it right now honestly you don't you really don't have to you I kind of want to. I think you have to now. Danny, I think it's okay. Bro, but it's good. Am I crazy? Can we?

You can say it. When the Doritos, when we first tried it on the podcast, did you like it? No. No. Well, you took five shots of it. Well, I was forced to. I said it at the beginning. I said, I'm going to take five shots of this.

Okay. That was not good. I had hopes of it being good because I believe in, you know, obscure out of left field liquors. I like that stuff. Doritos, not executed well. They have a lot of weird absolute vodkas when I went there. It's like watermelon. Every fruit you can think of.

Yeah, but the normal stuff, not as crazy as this. Yeah, no, this is... No, this is like Tabasco. This is good. Danny taking three shots of... I mean, it's still vodka. Bro, I'll tell you this much. I would gag every single time if I just took a straight shot of vodka with no chaser.

100%. Every time. Tito's? Yeah. Tito's? i hate when people say like oh this vodka is really good vodka every vodka is awful i'm not saying tito's is good i'm saying like tito's is like yeah but taking a shot of tito's still has the thank you this doesn't have any of that

at first it's there and it goes and he's going away going for the sponsorship huh Yeah, get it. Get that sponsorship, baby. Oh, my God. I would love an absolute sponsorship. Absolutely. There he is. Now that's PR training.

All right. We've stalled long enough. Yeah, you can talk about Super Bowl. I think we have four to five minutes to talk about Super Bowl. It's the Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Why does he keep screaming? I'm sorry.

Super Bowl Sunday. This is a very big Super Bowl for me. Why is that? Because the Patriots cannot win the Super Bowl. Why? I would kill myself. In Minecraft? Do you know a bridge that's not too tall but not too short?

I want right in the middle where I'll still be alive when I hit the ground and feel all of the pain. And be paralyzed? That's what would happen if the Patriots won the Super Bowl. And obviously, the next question is, why? I'm a Jets fan. Why did you really rub your nipples? I feel like you realize how much you love me. I'm showing the jersey.

I'm a Jets fan. If the Patriots win a Super Bowl, what the hell is happening? Also. What the hell is happening? This team sucks. This team sucks. The Jets? No.

The Patriots suck ass. You're saying the Jets don't suck? No, the Jets absolutely suck. Of course. Oh, I'm confused what you're talking about. I'm saying the Patriots suck. They don't deserve to be here. It's a fucking abomination.

They're in the Super Bowl. It's abomination that they're in the Super Bowl. It really is. This is not the best that the AFC has to offer. It's disgraceful. They've had four down years of not making the playoffs, and now they're back. This is ridiculous. I hate it.

and more than anything my king sam darnold who is a former jet drafted by the jets has the chance to beat them now i wish jt was here because danny shat on sam darnold for the last two two and a half years well of course i shat on sam darnold because how do you talk to this guy how do you talk to someone like this no i mean of course because when when sam darnold leaves us and goes on to do better things and is good in minnesota and all of a sudden is good in seattle i'm like what the hell sand arnold why couldn't we give you that well it's because of us i know that okay but this is what he was made to do beat the patriots for the jets because the one thing that a jets player cannot do is beat the patriots in the super bowl because we're on the

same side we're in the same conference this is his mission this is his whole life is for this right but if you really break it down and think about it isn't the most because let me just break this down the jets did draft sam donald yes 2019 so that the jets drafted sam are you sure it wasn't 18 2018 i know more than him and how's that possible 17 it was definitely not 17 i think it was 18 either way the jets drafted him so this is the jets champion at the moment even though they all hated him yada yada things change isn't the most jets thing that could happen is for sam donald to lose to the patriots in the super bowl yes i can't wait for that because i'm patriots all the way baby go pat of course you are he was chiefs last year he's patriots this year this is

just you're just the you're just the who's got the biggest cock i'll suck it that's that's what you are i mean i don't know if that's the exact case because i'll you know it doesn't have to be the biggest well who's got the best cock i'll suck it all right you're you're a bandwagon fan and that's fine but i wouldn't say i'm telling you right now i wouldn't say i'm a fan of by the way i don't know if you guys know this if you haven't been tapped into twitch.tv slash the picky boys sports well did that wrong yep jason cut please leave that in please if you haven't and tapped in to twitch.tv slash picky boys sports which we we were streaming every single thursday night football game and along the way i made a bet that if the patriots win the super bowl

i will do a stream and a podcast in a patriots jersey which would make me kill myself i don't want to do minecraft oh my god we're on youtube first of all i'm not buying a real one it's going be off fucking alibaba it's gonna be a wish.com drake drake may jersey it's drake drake may may whatever get it right whatever i i cannot do that i cannot do that so i really really cannot have the patriots win like it this cannot happen it cannot happen i don't think they're gonna win i I'll say this. If the Seahawks aren't winning by 50 at halftime, the Patriots could win. If it's a close game at half, the Patriots could win.

The Seahawks have to do the Seahawks thing and beat them by 100 because that's what they do for every team. If they can't do that, it's going to come down to, hey, man, I was looking at stuff and I was listening to people talk about things, you know, how everybody does, I guess. Seahawks actually give up the ball a little bit. yeah so there's drake may he has what what does he have like eight turnovers in the playoffs no in the playoffs not the regular season in the playoffs in the three games he's played

he's a turnover no no he sucks ass no no and everybody blows him not because his defense takes him all the way there well defense won championships but not necessarily turnovers but losing the ball right losing the ball is different than turnovers like because you can recover it the seahawks i think are in the top percentage of people that don't recover their uh like fumbles and stuff like that so it's gonna it's gonna be a game of who messes up first and you got a jets player versus actually three jets players are on the seahawks team oh boy all drafted the same year i think wow this is what sam darnold was meant to do this this this was his ultimate calling and i will be rooting for him as a jets fan i'd root for like you know

like i said i root for the amityville arsonists against the patriots literally anybody i'd root for anybody against the patriots don't test that well but i'd root for anybody against the patriots i mean i'm not gonna go there don't test that i won't test it because i feel like you'd flip pretty quickly i'd root for the yeah here we go i'd root for the the the montreal mass murderers before i root for the patriots that's no it's not real of course it's not real they're in canada that's why we need yeah of course that's why we need jt here jason jason in sports you know what jason i am the average viewer jason you know jason this is a perfect exactly i was about to say this Jason, because you know nothing about sports of any kind and you're very athletic and pretty and handsome and cool, this is going to be our version of the prediction of who's going to win the Super Bowl.

It's just going to go up to you. Listen to the names. Gotcha. Seahawks. Seattle Seahawks. Versus. The New England Patriots. Who do you think is going to win?

And then we'll end it. As soon as you give an answer, the episode's ending.