Picky Boys Podcast - You’ve Been Making PB&Js Wrong Your Entire Life! - Picky Boys Podcast #419

Episode Date: April 5, 2026

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It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly with a bite, bite, bite. I don't know. Oh, it's up. Now, where, where, where, now, where you go? I don't know why it was a banana, though. Well, people do peanut butter and bananas.

Oh, the old Elvis. I hate it. No, but he does bacon on that. Oh, yeah. Peanut butter, bacon, banana. That's a thing? No wonder he died on the toilet. I think it's because of the copious amount of drugs.

Listen. and he's the king so respect the pb and bb couldn't be helping the pb and b isn't that kind of what we're doing isn't that kind of what we're doing we've got peanut butter and jellies here look at these don't they look good i want someone to be clear it's strawberry jelly it is strawberry jelly let me first of all welcome back to the picky boys podcast before we even get into that danny did you bring the paper towels uh why would he gg they're over i see them what do you need a paper towel for you know what you are not allowed to use a paper towel the entire time no i can't i'd hate that no no mr mr sticky hand sticky buns he loves them he's not allowed to don't give

jt don't we're not giving him a paper towel i'm not don't give him a paper towel so what do you need him for what are we doing here's what we're doing the question of the day in our discord patreon.com slash picky boys to get into the discord any tier gets you in there there's over 1200 beautiful patrons there's hundreds of picky people as well as ourselves chatting every day we chat all about stuff we i ask a question every day and one of the questions was how do you take your pb and j said that right did i it sounded weird when it came out because it sounded overtly so how did it how did it how do you take your how do you take your peanut butter your pb and j do you put grape jelly strawberry jelly jam there was a whole thing about jelly versus jam you guys

know the difference right no no there was a crunchy smooth debate and then there was come on first of all these are gonna get crunchy that's well first of all burying the lead i'll talk about they're talking about crunchy peanut butter right yeah well yeah no one used no one actually uses that i think that's just a fake crunchies okay i'm not getting into this crunchies you think crunchy peanut butter is better yes oh crunchy peanut butter is delicious yeah it's better it's not better but like texture what do you mean if it's not better than how is it delicious everything's delicious i can't have you on my side i rescind my things can be either way what's more delicious raw broccoli or crunchy peanut butter crunchy peanut butter and i never

said raw broccoli was delicious i've seen broccoli either way the point is i was reading all these lovely suggestions and then someone in the discord named riley said i love a peanut butter and jelly especially with nacho cheese doritos on it where does the strawberry come in that's how she takes that's how she that's how she takes her what that's how she takes them

so I asked exactly for the recipe she said white bread smooth peanut butter strawberry jelly and

did she say gluten-free bread yeah JT has gluten-free bread because he's a gluten-free cook yours is probably gonna be bad

I don't know what to tell you but I did get the good bread and by the way I did look this up this is a thing people do it

real real thing so we're not getting duped We're not getting duped. We've been duped before. She said put an even layer. I'm going to try to find some flat ones for me.

She said put an even layer of Doritos on the bread. Okay. I'm glad that you spread the sandwich's ass cheeks for us already. Well, I don't know if we have to say it like that. Oh, we're not on Patreon. There we go. You put it on the peanut butter side, I've noticed. I did, I did.

Is that a method? I don't know. I think it'll stick better that way. That's a trash chip. I put a trash chip on here. Now, I will say, I'm a big fan of chips on a sandwich. This is easy. Regular sandwich.

I like chips on a sandwich. I love chips on a sandwich, I'd say. I'll tell you what. I don't like salty sweet, though. Do you like salt on your cookies? Yeah, a little bit. Hate them. I despise salt on the cookie.

Do you like salt on the cookie? I don't like salt on the chocolate either. You like it? So uncultured, bro. Don't unculture me. That is a trash chip you put on there. That is a trash chip. Sandwich look?

How does it look? Whose sandwich looks the best? Quick. Three. Closing it now. Oh, she did say that you should do a little crunching. Okay, that makes sense. Got it.

Also, I don't like that you didn't cut off my crust. It could have... Maybe it was a crunch beforehand, but I forgot, so... Oh, that makes more sense, actually. We're going to do some crunching on the bread. Okay, so I know the people that have weird things with the biting and the chewing, so we're going to try to be as... I'm going to put my mic over this.

I swear to God. I thought you were putting it closer. Just hand me the mic. You're going to chew and then grab it. You can make loud noises of exuberance over there, but you cannot have the mic in front of you. You're not allowed. Ooh. Not good in the face early on, folks.

Does it come back? It's not coming back. This is not good. Really? I was expecting a, oh, a little surprise. Does it come back towards? What about the later notes? Oh, more bites.

More bites. Not good. It's terrible, though. You got some peanut butter on the... I'm afraid he's going to start sounding like a dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of his mouth. What about now? Now?

Let's get the peanut butter off the mouth first. It feels like you're in a tornado of flavor. That doesn't sound awful. No, but not in a good way. In like a... Well, okay. In like a... Oh, a fence just went by and now there's a cow.

Who's that? A witch on a bicycle? Yeah, a witch. Exactly. All right. And it doesn't leave you with a good ending flavor. Really? It's, um...

They got a nice crunch, though. Texturally, it's not bad. See, there's levels to this shit. It's just... Oh, I see. There's the cow. it's just not really doing anything for me maybe i need more oh oh double fold over okay oh wow

that's a trick i just showed you guys by the way how to eat a sandwich in like one second that was incredible oh don't don't say you're a proponent of this i'm okay with it now you know it's something i feel like a four-year-old would make no offense riley but but i could get down with some four-year-old food not four-year-old food but you know food for four-year-olds when i was like five i would put brownies on pizza and like candy all over it because i was like one good food another good food yeah good together yeah jt has the look of someone who would do that yeah well we're trying that today so i actually kind of have high hopes though i got you a nice big dorito and peanut

butter i'll tell you this i've never there it is okay i just had to make sure i was i was going to say who is jt and where did he go we are using strawberry jelly i would typically use grape for my peanut butter jelly i don't think that would make a huge difference here i've never seen jt take one bite of food choose swallow another bite it's always a double or a triple bite so i got worried there double tap yeah yeah yeah you really shoved the doritos in there peanut butter's getting to you the beard is making his facial expressions hard to understand gloom free bread a little dry right um you started off as a disadvantage all right jt you talk about i think it's i mean it's it's okay i feel like the same effect could be achieved with just like

tortilla chips it's like tostitos like i don't know why do you think the cheese is adding anything no it takes away from it yeah the cheese is throwing me off a little bit i would agree i think the end flavor i get is like some weird cheesy peanut butter situation and i'm not liking that really no no antonio's loving it apparently or he's just hungry i'm so hungry do you want some milk with that no why why why is that part of it i personally don't have milk with my pb and j so i'm out of this when people eat milk with their pb and j's people eat milk with their pb and j's yeah people drink some milk with their pb and j's i don't i've never done it you know what we don't have to do no no you did you already mix it no do you have the second ingredient

Yeah. You're going to look around. It's not here. Your preparation. I mean, Danny went, I'm going to go to the store, and I'm going to spread two pieces of bread, and I did it. This is what I thought. I thought, coming in here, this is a behind-the-scenes view of how the podcast is produced. Oh, yeah, here we go.

I thought it was going to be good, and nobody wants to see us do good things, so I had a bad thing lined up. But this was already pretty bad for me, so I don't think the bad thing is necessary. I think it is. The bad thing, which is going to be, well, we should have some milk with our PB&Js. And if we're eating, if we're adding Doritos to our sandwiches, we should add Doritos to our milk. But that's going to be bad. Honestly, that's why I don't like. I think it's on this little table.

Go get it. That's why I don't like this is because I was held captive for 25 days by a gigantic Dorito man. Your plan was to put Doritos vodka and it's not there? Probably not, because Danny hides the bottles everywhere in his room. What? Your plan was to have Doritos nachos and you just didn't get the vodka? Like, what are you planning? I could have sworn there was one down here.

Is there not? No. Why would... Okay, well, it's okay. In the bag. Now he's drinking it by himself because of lack of preparation. In the bag, in the hallway, up the stairs. Now you're just going to drink it.

We don't have to do this. No, no, no. We don't have to do this. There is no we. It is just you now, because you didn't like the sandwich. You didn't eat all your food. Didn't you get in trouble for that when you were a kid? No, that was never a problem.

That was never a problem for me. When we were out at restaurants, you would literally... Oh, I thought you didn't... All right, so Danny's going to have some Doritos nacho and milk because of his lack of preparation. Man, that cheese really lingers. It does. You still taste it? Yes.

Dude. Maybe I didn't put enough Doritos. He's like goldfish, kind of. I love goldfish. He's ready. I've got the milk. I can't open this. It's like it's a sign.

I'll get it open. This is not going to help anybody. You keep saying anybody. What do you mean help? It's not going to help you, buddy. Danny wanted to try... Did you try this yet? In your series?

Doritos and milk? Yes. How'd that go? It was awful, actually. It was Doritos and half and half because I was trying to make a queso. That didn't work. That's a little different. It didn't work.

It was actually one of the most guttural reactions I've had the entire series. Did it make it look weird or does it look like milk? No, it's actually pretty unassuming. Okay, good. So it doesn't matter. All right. So give me a little bit of that. Because Danny didn't finish his peanut butter.

A little bit of that. Because Danny didn't finish his peanut butter. A little bit of that. Don't waste it. This is good stuff. Because Danny didn't finish his peanut butter and jelly, he's going to have some milk and Doritos nachos vodka. Because we added Doritos nachos to the PB&J, might as well add it to the milk.

That was a swig for sure. You know, I am a fan of the milk-based cocktail, I will say. Like a white Russian, huge fan. You poured a lot of milk trying to hide that nacho? I don't think it's happening. You might as well get a chip in there, right? I don't think the chip is coming out. No, no, no.

No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. All right, so I'm going to take a bite of this again. And then chase it down. Yeah, yeah, we know. No, yeah, we don't need that. Wait, we got to say something, right? PB and Nacho. We're trying Riley's PB and J with nacho cheese Doritos

with some milk with nacho cheese Dorito vodka. What could go wrong? It's... I think you liked it. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Did you like it? No.

Wait, you don't like the flavor-blasted milk? Is it expired milk? Check the date on that. March 13th? April 13th. It's so weird. It's literally so weird. It seems like it's working.

It tastes like the milk is – it tastes like delicious milk and then all of a sudden it's just like – Then it gets you. Like literally it tastes delicious and then you'll see it. It's like – It's horrible. It's horrible. Well, you might as well just. It doesn't taste good.

Oh, it's really bad. Oh. All right, well. That was my show and tell. Riley. You've got to stop making, you're making the mouth noises. You've been doing it for like, I was. I have peanut butter in my mouth.

Get rid of it. Get rid of it. Get rid of the peanut butter. No. Get rid of the peanut butter in your mouth. Riley, that was bad. Sorry. It's okay, Riley.

I liked it, so. they're not all winners i liked it i was that one was not i was pretty hungry i'll be honest if i went to somebody's house they said oh let me make you my famous pb and j i just wouldn't think it was that famous like this isn't wacky enough to me i kind of agree with jt i think if it was just like a regular tortilla chip or even like a potato chip perhaps it's plain it's a little bit of salt that could be good because the texture was there it was good texture wise just the cheese is not necessary also this isn't that's not a sober like idea right that's not a sober idea yeah speaking of that our our 428th episode's coming up

yeah not next week even though this is number 419 we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do a wait a week and do it on 420 it's our 420th episode the day before 420 it's gonna be awesome yeah you've seen us do these little uh numbering tricks i don't know what actual number we're on because i'm pretty sure we we hit like 399.7 at some point well yeah because we wanted to do something big for a 400th episode but all of a sudden you know we start filming it happens like a week before and then we're like oh no things take a while to plan things take a while to plan And honestly, we might have to revisit this on the 420th episode, just take a bite, see if it changes.

Danny, I mean, we know. You never know. We know your opinion's going to change on it. Oh, okay. Like, we know. I was going to say, you never know. No, no, I know. You do know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I can actually, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't got to. We don't got to. We're having a good time. What does that mean? Because I can't double be mean to you.

Where did you, which grandmother did you steal the tablecloth from on the- Okay. this is a cute little shirt it's actually really cute because it has the picky boys kind of checkered pattern on it has lemons you love lemon parties it has bananas yeah he loves bananas oh yeah and lemons and lemon parties yeah and oh it's a pineapple not upside down though good for you what's wrong with this nothing wrong with this i could use an iron it looks like you pulled it out of the trunk of someone else's car i did basically pulled it out of the trunk of my car so what what is basically out of the trunk of your car what does that mean it means i pulled

out of a clothes pile where in my room right but it's the trunk of my car it might as well be a trunk it might as well be a trunk the whole trunk thing it's it's all confusing now because the whole shovel situation there was no car in sight when he pulled that out of well of course i'm saying it might as well have been in the trunk because it would have been in the same like kind of ballish figuration that it was in my room where's this find from uh this is i believe this is target little target action i like it thank you they saw men's clothes there too i brought you guys lunch and they ridicule me i i got some lunch and they ridicule me it's bb and j lunch you're you already stained your beautiful picky merch by the way yeah what

are we doing here how about you have some respect for your clothing where they get it pickyboys.com If you're a patron, extrapicky.com. How'd I do that? What is it? I have no idea. Looks like more of a semen-y stain. It looks like a semen-y stain. This guy says one line.

He says, I got semen all over me. Oh, hey, Jason, how's it going? This guy says one line. He says, I got semen all over me. Is that, like, from the sandwich? I think it's Dorito cheat nacho cheese. I don't know how I got it there. Gross.

Be careful. Have you ever been out or going out and right before Giant Stain? not not in the pants counting no but no when i was a kid i used to live in like a courtyard of apartment buildings and um when you walk through the center there'd be birds there and there'd be there'd be like a 20 chance you're getting hit on the way out to work there were multiple times where both my parents came back and was like just got shit on by a bird Gotta re-change Change a whole new outfit

Go back out to work That's good luck 20% is so high And then at the end And then because it was so high My mom ended up Carrying an umbrella everywhere It's a bird shield

A shit umbrella? It was a shit umbrella And I was so embarrassed by it Because I was like It's fucking 70 degrees out You're holding an umbrella You look crazy That I'd walk ahead

You would just leave your mom? I'd leave my mom I'd walk But to be fair to her The birds are just drilling Danny To be fair to her she got some she got some hits on the bird shield so it did in theory work so so in a sunny sunny day she was walking around with an umbrella covered in shit yeah basically in the shit

umbrella and little danny was running up ahead because he couldn't be seen with his mother i was like why are you holding that like just walk fast they can still hit you i don't know mythbusters says you get hit by more poop that way i think oh that's true that's true you can't run through the poop you have to walk to the poop yeah yeah i think that was rain but same same same same principle for sure the science transfer's over did we talk about the time on here where danny convinced nick that a bird shit on his pizza so we can eat it no did we talk about that this is also not true we have we have talked about this and this is not true at all this is not true at all i'm not even the one who started this he was eating a chicken bacon ranch pizza so i had ranch

trying and it looks chicken bacon ranch pizza if what next time you open it and if you never had to try it little looks bird poopy ranch in general looks a little bird poop it looks a little bird white and there's like little specks in it somebody you it was you actually it's not me antonio convinced nick that he had bird poop on his pizza just as like a like a cruel joke and nick could not discern between reality and fiction and he was like examining the pizza very closely and couldn't tell whether there was actually bird shit on it. And so he said, I'm not eating it. And then I said,

well, then I'll eat it. So I wasn't swindling. I wasn't swindling. Antonio was being a bully. It caused somebody to waste a slice of pizza they paid good money for. And then I said, well, I don't care if there's bird shit on it at all, frankly. And I knew there wasn't.

Did you make that clear to Nick? Well, no. Of course I couldn't make it clear or else he wouldn't give away the pizza. if i said matter of factly of course there isn't even though i think i did say that to him and he just still couldn't believe reality at that point also making up the fact that i'm the one that shed that making up the fact that i said that i'm the one he definitely what the fuck is happening he definitely was make up the fact that i'm the one that said the bird shit like he didn't say

it and have the plan to eat the pizza the entire time i did not say his ludicrous i scooped i i i came in and scavenged i did not cause this i still think he's the one that did it but in this story where you're just bringing down the rungs of the ladder to try to make it as good as possible. Yes. You didn't tell him that a bird did not indeed shit on the pizza because you wanted to eat it. Oh, man, I think I did.

No, you can't. You just said you didn't. I'm pretty, but I think, for some reason in my mind, I recall him saying, like, trying to convince him that it wasn't there and him just not believing it. Well, that's a good one. Because he thought I was in on it. Well, that's an easy way to convince somebody

who you're telling the story that you're the hero. Again, the thing is, he thought I was lying to him, even though I was telling him no, because he thought that he was going to eat the pizza, and then we were all going to be like, ha, bird shit eater. You're a bird poop eater. That would be a really cruel joke. That would be... I mean...

We wouldn't actually let him eat... These are the jokes that children play. We wouldn't... They're cruel. We were never going to let him eat bird shit. I mean, I guess so. What are you talking about? It sounds like you might have.

What are you talking about? I guess so. What are you talking about? I guess so. I don't know. I... I don't even think I was there. You were definitely there.

Honestly, I find both parties guilty. You were definitely there. Neither of you can keep the story straight now. We were literally walking. I think we were probably walking here or like to the park or something. You were definitely there. No, we were definitely going to Nick's house because that's right by the pizzeria. Just make stuff up as much as you can.

Either way, if there was a 1% chance that a bird shit in all your food, would you eat it? sorry jason just paged me that question he just told me that question what am i gonna do not never never eat food we know you would do it if it was 10 we know you would well i mean i have to eat okay how about this how about this you it's every food you like there's a 10 chance that there's birds shitting it would you would you ever eat a food you like again is there is there already birds shitting it or does magic happen where a bird will fly through my window because it's 10 time and that's shit on my food no there's already bird shit in it just 10 of the

time for everything you like that's not fair because how do i tell you you can't that's the point be reasonable genie like the bird has to shit on the pizza there can't be shit about what do you mean i have like the bird like yeah but then you'll just then you'll just say oh i'll eat inside every day and i'll close the windows and i there's no birds magic bird it's a magic bird okay magic bro when we were doing the flooding sorry pita when we were doing when the closet flooded when i was ripping down the walls there was a dead bird in the basement in the center of the house just at the bottom how did it get there i don't know what is this yeah but you want to get there you want to magic bird you want to see the bird because you're trying to

game the system you're trying to see the bird and saying oh the magic bird's here so i'm not gonna eat this because it's gonna shit here no i'm trying to fine okay the bird has to shit in this but the bird is always you just live with the bird now there's a bird that follows you around and 10 of the time he shits in your food does 90 of the time it shits in your food no then i'll keep the bird no 90 of the time it's your shit somewhere are you asking if we're taking the deal what are you asking he's asking if we're just gonna have a bird okay you get a million which You get a million dollars, but there's a 10% chance a bird will shit in everything you eat. Everything I eat?

Yeah. Again, do I see the bird? You see the bird. But he's always with you, so you don't know when he shits. It's not like, oh, the bird's here. He's shitting this. I'm not going to eat it. Deep cut.

It's like Castle Crashers when you have your little thing? Yeah, yeah. The bird is just always kind of hovering around. Can he sit on my shoulder? Oh, that's a good question. Sure. Okay. Every time it lands, it poops.

That's flies. That's the flies. Yeah, that's flies. And they throw up. It can't poop while it's sitting? No, birds can poop. Right. Wait, what are you saying?

What? Flies shit when they, or throw up when they land on everything, every time. Flies? Yeah. Who's talking about flies? Bro, you just said they shit every time they land, and JT said, no, that's flies. That is flies. Oh, I thought he was saying the bird flies.

No. The bird only shit because it flies. No, no, no. Serious communication issues here. Do flies shit, or they throw up every time they land on something? I don't even know if that's true. They also do this. They do.

They do. They're scheming. What I was trying to say is that his magic bird just shits on his, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Do flies shit on your... Oh, all right, Jason, yeah. Do flies shit on you? Why do all roads on this podcast lead to poop?

Oh, throw up when they land. Yes, flies often vomit and defecate when they land on food. Oh, that's how they eat it. Okay. Because they lack teeth and cannot chew. They regurgitate enzyme-rich saliva. Wait, so they have like, they kind of have acid spit, and that's how they consume it. Damn, what is vomiting and defecating?

That's like a number five. Yeah, it's like having food poisoning. Yeah, food poisoning, right? Or noro, I think, is what's happening? Because three is vomit. And then four is pee-pee-poo-poo. So the higher up numbers, you start just combining them? Yeah, yeah.

Four is pee-pee-poo-poo. Five, I would assume, is poo-poo-vomit. Six would be pee-pee-vomit. No, six... And then seven is all three. No, pee-pee-vomit isn't worse than poo-poo-vomit. It's not in ranking order. Oh, it's definitely in order.

Okay. We don't have to rank them. We don't have to do it. All right, all right. But yes, I'll take the bird. I'll take the bird. All right. I'll take the bird as well.

We don't have much time left. We can't go on a whole thing Danny, come up with Danny, I'm going to ask you to come up with something on the spot And I don't care what it is Just a random question I want the deepest parts of your mind to ask Three

Oh, you already have it? Yeah Do you think that people are watching you? No, let me Let me Like gang stalking? No, let me give you some context Before

Yes Do you think people are watching you? Well, let me give you some context. Thank you. Okay. There is, the way our houses work, and most houses in New York, there's always going to be, unless you live in the penthouse like a king, there's always going to be someone who can see you from another house or a higher up apartment in a different place. Looking down on you. The way our neighborhood is set up is that there's one specific window that can see me that is directly across from my window.

And I have never seen that window open ever. I've never seen the blinds open at once in my entire history of living here. So I've basically gone about the last three years just leaving my blind open. Like, if these people were watching me, let's put it this way. If they were watching me, they'd have unlimited access, Truman Show style, to everything that I've ever done in my room. More tasteful than I thought you would keep it. Okay. Way more tasteful.

Well, not Patreon, I guess. Well, I'm just saying, like, they have literally unlimited access. So if they have see-through blinds, there's a huge problem. They've seen my penis. If they have... We got that. If they don't have see-through blinds, then probably not. But maybe they'd be peeking.

Peeking to see your pee-pee. I don't know. All I'm saying is that I've just kind of put the trust in these people because they never open their blinds. Well, you've got to trust your neighbors. Why even do that? What? Like, why not? Keep the blind open?

why not when you're naked close the blinds well because it's just there's so much light that comes from that window yeah that it's your only window i think yeah exactly so it's like if if i were to close that blind it'd be very dark in the room i have lights of course i was gonna say but i like the sunlight 2026 i like you know the circadian rhythm of it all so i keep the window open constantly it seems like you kind of want them to take a look at your pain i don't want them to take a look but i just i hope hopefully they don't watch the podcast because i hope i don't give them a secret that they didn't know about now they're gonna start looking that's what i'm saying i thought you were gonna say so the answer is nobody's looking nobody's watching from from

what i can tell nobody's watching but there is a there's an air conditioning unit in that window There's blinds. You know, it kind of seems like you're the one watching. For sure. I look, I see it almost every day. Of course I'm watching. I'm not watching, but I'm not, I'm watching nothing. It's always, they're always, the blind's always down.

That must be the guest room. It must be. Or it's like the attic. You're pretty high up there. Yeah. By the way, that same window could see into your window. Oh. Oh, do tell.

Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of people can see into me. A lot. So do you close your windows? Are you... That's what I'm... This goes back to the question. Are you... Are people watching you

and are you afraid? If they're watching, they're not going to see anything impressive so they probably looked away. I mean, they're not... What are they going to see? I don't know.

Like, maybe they did see you once and then they... Then they closed the blinds forever. They decided, yeah, we're not going to... This isn't a window. This isn't a window here. Yeah.

And they just permanently closed it off. JT sees everybody from across. That's true. JT has the biggest view. Sometimes... in case i've been naked for too long like okay why would you be naked so sometimes like if i'm

naked in my room for an extended period of time and i remember i glance across and i see the the window i'll good catch jt what just happened was i was saying i was saying uh sometimes if i feel i feel like if i feel as if i feel like maybe jt's camera going off is is which which is that what happened i don't know if anything weird in the edit but maybe that's a sign of i don't know what you're saying should come out no it's something bad it's just that if i feel like i've been naked for a while and like and i think about them across the way i think oh well if they've been watching me this whole time they you know they've seen they've surely seen me so i give them a little wave just like to just to know that if they're if they were watching somehow

through like a two-way blind situation you know they know yeah they would they would be like oh my god does he know we're here it's like yeah i do like i gave you my best angle too there's probably something wrong there's probably something with that with them i know i mean they're a little pervy for sure yeah with them with them there's definitely are you naked that much yeah Why are you naked so much? Not that much, but... You're naked enough where you constantly remember how much you're naked, and then you randomly wave at the window like you're naked Jim from The Office.

How many hours a day do you spend naked? Yeah, yeah, that's a good question. And why haven't we seen it? I mean, I probably... I sleep in, like, my boxers, which isn't naked, but... That's fine, me too. So... I'm talking about beans and brisket.

Naked, naked? Oh, probably, I don't know. Just a couple minutes a day. one once when i get out of the shower and then another two minutes so so you're not lounging naked you just get naked run to the window and wave yeah basically what is wrong with you we gotta go we need to we need to go that's um now everybody who's watching congratulations you could hopefully next time you look out your window you see naked danny waving back at you i also i I wave to lots of security cameras, honestly, just in case people are watching.

I think it's funny to wave to them, you know? Yeah, like making it seem like I know. Yeah, exactly. It makes me feel like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, not just Tom Cruise, the man. I'm pretty sure that is just Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Fascinating stuff exploring Danny and his, I would say, quirks, but not sure what it is exactly. JT, why don't you tell them where to find you? Let's get out of here.

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