Pivot - Amazon pays taxes (and fights for JEDI), SoftBank gains on Sprint and what ClassPass tells us about the fitness economy
Episode Date: February 14, 2020Kara and Scott talk about what it means for Amazon to be paying (minimal) taxes, as Jeff Bezos is "going Hollywood", and the company battles with the government over JEDI. They also revisit Google's q...uiet dismissal of top executives -- the company's longtime head of HR left this week. This week, the FTC ordered the big tech companies -- Facebook, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple -- to hand over information about all the mergers and acquisitions that were too small to report over the past decade. In listener mail, we hear about Class Pass -- the decade's first "unicorn" -- and the fitness industry in general. Scott predicts that eventually India will ban Facebook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And this is Scott Galloway. Happy Valentine's Day, Scott. This is Pivot from the Vox Media Podcast Network. I'm Kara Swisher. And this is Scott Galloway.
Happy Valentine's Day, Scott.
I deeply adore you.
It's night.
I was wondering if you were going to remember.
I don't.
I was wondering if you were going to remember.
I bought you nothing whatsoever, although my son did an amazing thing for his girlfriend.
I can't talk about it right now.
He's bringing it to her.
Like, my son is the best to have Valentine's Day for his girlfriend, but I did not.
I was thinking I'd made no effort for you.
But here we are.
Okay, so I bought you a Valentine's card, and the only problem was I ran out of space writing on the front and the back, and I had to buy another card.
One of those letters.
Yeah, that's right. I just ran out of space articulating the ways that I appreciate and love the jungle cat.
That's right.
I think this is literally one of the worst holidays in the world.
All this is is downside.
This is literally just a series of disappointment.
I'm not a big fan of it.
It's like, no, no, no, don't do anything.
We don't want to do anything.
It's not important.
And then you actually don't do anything.
Yeah.
Boy, are you in trouble.
I agree.
I think it's a faux holiday.
I don't like the whole thing.
There was a devastating piece in the speaking of sort of dating and stuff like that in the New York Times.
They did a video about a woman in China who didn't want to get married, and they're called leftover women.
I mean, the whole thing, all the little romance stuff is really disturbing to a lot of people.
Listen to me.
You were in New Orleans?
I was.
So I've officially become an old man.
I was speaking down there and I thought, you know, I'm going to take the day and I'm going to do a self-guided tour of the Garden District.
Go see the World War II Museum.
I'm literally 105.
And I had a fantastic time.
It's a wonderful place.
And I've decided that Louie, your son, is going to go to Tulane.
And me, James Carvell, and Louie are going to start the world's worst fraternity.
And people will come over.
People will come over.
Jim will be like, it's about private power.
We have a mall party.
Professor Galloway is going to mix us all up some mint juleps.
Let's not count the points before we'd have an election.
Either of you.
Actually, that would be funny.
That would be somewhat funny.
Louis would be good in your group.
There's so few people you can mock now.
He's a seven-year-old white man that went to LSU, so I can mock him.
I can absolutely mock him.
He's saying some things.
He's getting some notice.
Suddenly, he popped up.
Oh, that guy's a gangster.
That guy is so good.
Talk about honey badger, don't give a shit. Oh, my God. And his analogies make no sense, but they sound so good. Talk about not Honey Badger, don't give a shit.
Oh, my God.
And his analogies make no sense, but they sound so powerful.
He's like, you don't order hush puppies at a Waffle House?
That makes no sense, but he sounds smart.
He sounds smart.
He's like, of course you don't.
But what the fuck does that mean?
Of course you don't.
We'll see where Louie makes the college decision.
But I like to—he is in Tulane, so.
Well, Tulane, okay, first off, your son is a wonderful cook, and he's into it.
I mean, New Orleans is a great food city, right?
I know.
It's called Gnarlands.
Gnarlands.
Gnarlands.
And then a fantastic, Tulane is a great baseball team and a great medical school, which is
kind of the one-two punch of a good university.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see.
Louise makes his own decisions, I like to call him sometimes.
Ooh, Louise in Louisiana.
Louise.
Louise.
Listen.
Yeah.
We have to talk about Amazon.
It's like all over the news.
I'm going to count a couple things.
But first of all, Jeff Bezos bought the most expensive house in Los Angeles, which was Jack Warner's former estate that was owned by David Geffen.
It's the Warner, old Jack Warner estate.
Secondly, it announced it was finally owed some taxes.
It said it would pay over $30 in federal income taxes.
New tax rate of 0.01%.
All right.
And then, thirdly, you know, Jeff was all over the Oscars and is still making big, obviously, going to be spending a lot of time in Los Angeles, even though he owns many properties.
And then the Jedi decision, one of them, the stay, his fight with Trump over the Defense Department contract that Amazon lost to Microsoft, which it had won, allegedly.
And Trump put his thumb on the thing.
That's coming down this week.
And then it's PR person.
Jay Carney wrote a piece in the New York Times op-ed page
which was sort of a PR ad for Amazon
and what a good city. You should take
our goodness and shove it down
your throat because we're so good. And then
he had a meltdown on Twitter which was
somewhat when journalists questioned his piece.
What did he do? What did he say? Well, he had said
that Bernie, he started with Bernie Sanders' call
to thank Jeff Bezos for the $15.
And everyone was like, you might want to point out the $15 minimum wage increase.
And everyone took exception with the fact that they thought that Bernie Sanders' pressure had been brought to bear there.
And then he was denying it.
And then he started insulting reporters for being Brooklyn hipsters.
And then it just was untoward for a PR person.
He should have put the Twitter down.
It was very late at night, so I'm not sure what was going on, but he just couldn't stop
and started really attacking reporters who questioned him.
Well, we have experience with Aaron's tweets from reporters at 11.30 p.m.
Yes, yes.
We know what that's like.
We know what that's like.
Text is what I do.
I do not tweet at you.
Listen to me.
Yeah.
So anyway, let's start with the Hollywood thing.
So he's bought this thing. We don't usually talk about people's houses, but this is a big old. I do not tweet at you. Listen to me. So anyway, let's start with the Hollywood thing. So he's bought this thing.
We don't usually talk about people's houses, but this is a big old I'm staying here in L.A.
His girlfriend is from L.A., has a lot of businesses there.
Obviously, he's moved his operations down there, it seems like.
And this purchase, which was a massive purchase.
Talk a little bit about streaming and what do you think he's doing? Even though his real business is retail up in Seattle.
So this was the Jack Warner estate, the most powerful man in Hollywood, nine acres,
nine acres in Beverly Hills. And it's just so metaphorically rich, it's literally, you know,
falling off the tree here. And that is the most powerful force now and the most powerful
individual in
Hollywood seen as a place that had somewhat of a moat from zeros and ones and processing power
because of the culture of creativity and kind of the unique secret sauce that's enabled a region,
Los Angeles, to largely have a monopoly over a global industry, unlike any region's ability
to master monopoly over the world, maybe with the exception
of San Francisco and processing power, which the entire world uses. But you have now, Jeff Bezos
is the most powerful man in Hollywood. And if you look at Amazon Prime Video, which came out,
I think in 2011, and until then, Netflix had had it all to themselves. It's really paying off for
them because it looks, on the face of it,
like a $7 billion a year kind of irrational purchase.
They haven't had a lot of Emmys.
A lot of people have sort of mocked the service.
But there's such genius in the smooth care because the NPS scores are the loyalty
that people feel for e-commerce companies or internet services.
It's negative with internet services.
It's marginal with e-commerce companies.
But the NPS scores on streaming video services is really huge because there's storytelling and it's emotional.
And you think, well, I love Homeland, so I like Showtime.
Well, I love Game of Thrones, so I like HBO.
And since they have launched Amazon Prime Video, the renewal rates or the retention rates on their SaaS-like prime program has gone from 78% to 92%.
I do it more for the delivery.
It's a good deal.
It's a good deal in terms of whatever you're doing with them.
What was interesting about this is, besides that, is there was a—we'll get to the taxes in a minute.
But there was a great piece about actual how many taxes they actually pay.
But one of the things that was most interesting in it was the retail
business is not very good, and they're not very good compared to other retail businesses. They're
fine. They're like in the same margins. But their AWS and some of their entertainment stuff is much
more possibility of being a bigger margin business. And, you know, it was fascinating that,
you know, this is where they've moved when actually their core business is one with very
tight margins, with very tight margins and difficult, which they try to help out with technology, but it's still not.
They aren't hanging the moon quite as much as people thought.
So this move is critically important, I think, for them.
Well, they're not.
My colleague at NYU, Aswath Damodaran, who's arguably the most impressive teacher in the world right now, has always said that Amazon is an e-commerce company.
It's not a cloud company. It's a disruption platform. And that is through great execution,
unparalleled access to capital, and very visionary, you know, disciplined strategy.
They find categories ripe for disruption, and they use their flywheel effect to spin into that
category. And if you look at video, if they can get an incremental 14% renewal rate on
the 70 million households that have them, that translates to another couple, just about $3
billion a year in incremental revenue with a SaaS-like multiple, that's $10 or $15 billion
in market capitalization. And then if you look at the fact that prime users spend an average of $800
more and you look 12 million times 800 bucks, that's an incremental
10 billion. You sign a lower multiple to that, two to three, you're looking at 40 to $50 billion
in accretion before you take into effect the flywheel of Amazon Media Group and more vendors
on the platform. So it's just amazing, this notion. I just can't wrap my head around the notion
that this entire industry of Hollywood and media and content, literally the pride and joy and the kind of running commercial and an unbelievable juggernaut of an industry, hundreds of billions of value, cultural influence like no other industry in the world, is being featurized as an accessory to sell more handsets and toilet paper.
My mind is blown, Carol. My mind toilet paper. It's just, I mean, just...
My mind is blown, Carol.
My mind is blown.
It is.
I told you about my conversation with Jill Solley about this.
I'm like, you're selling toilet paper, just FYI.
It's like the old days when they would...
The beginning of TV was that, though, right?
The sponsors were these toilet paper or whatever,
whatever they were selling, Palmolive or whatever.
What's interesting about this is Jeff's being in Hollywood.
He seems to be enjoying it personally.
I mean, there is this whole fatal
attraction to Hollywood.
You know what I mean? Sony and others.
So could that be problematic?
Like as he starts to, like,
this house is very metaphorical, but
boy, you sort of worry
a little bit for him because so many other big
companies have gone there and gotten their,
you know, their pockets stolen.
Whether it was the Japanese in the 80s buying Columbia Pictures and losing 75 cents on the
dollar, whether it was half my single buddies, and some of them recently divorced in the 90s
who got lucky at AOL and thought they were geniuses and said, I know I'm going to move
to LA by a Porsche, be a movie producer and try and sleep with actresses, who then realized
it lost half their net worth in like five years and then left LA.
LA is the land of broken dreams for the most part.
You know, it's just not for people.
So what do you think about this?
He's buying the biggest house.
He's got the money to break a lot of dreams.
I mean, basically when you're a movie producer, it means one of two things.
You're Jeff Bezos or your father is Larry Ellison.
It's now become the playground for people who are willing to lose a ton of money
because other than the real pros at this, Disney, you know, there are some real pros at this.
It's a very difficult business.
It is overinvested.
It's like nightclubs or restaurants or any other passion business.
There's too much capital which drives down returns.
So all the good stuff is soaked up by a few players.
Speaking of money, Amazon is also caught in a war with the Trump administration when it lost their JEDI contract, which was a big, giant contract with the Defense Department for Advanced Technologies.
It was awarded to Microsoft, but Amazon is disputing that decision.
Amazon has many other contracts with the federal government, but this was a big one.
There was one with the CIA, AWS does.
was a big one. There was one with the CIA, AWS does. So, what is this? And like, this will be,
they'll decide whether they're going to stay the deployment by Microsoft, which won the award.
But this, I think he got a real up this week when Trump meddled in the Justice Department,
because their whole narrative is Trump meddles. You know, so he meddled in Ukraine, and now he meddled with the Roger Stone case, with his henchman, Igor, I mean, Bill Barr.
And so, you know, he's got a good narrative here of meddlesome. And the government is trying to
say it's because of national security. They've got a rush when, in fact, it was the government,
especially Trump, who slowed down the whole process. So it's an interesting thing. I think
he's being super aggressive with this lawsuit, and it's linked to The Washington Post and
everything else. So it's real money for Amazon if it starts to lose some of these contracts under Trump as opposed to what's going on here.
And then this taxes thing.
So talk a little bit about the taxes.
They made a blog post that we pay taxes, and Jay Carney's piece was presumably, we provide jobs.
Don't be mean to us.
We're a better corporate citizen than you think. That was what that we provide jobs. Don't be mean to us. We're a better corporate citizen than
you think. That was what that piece essentially said. And this talking about a billion dollars
in federal income tax, more than $2.4 billion in other federal taxes, including payroll taxes and
custom dues, which they have to pay. It's too bad. Everybody gets to pay them. And then more
than $1.6 billion in state and local taxes, including payroll taxes, property taxes,
state income taxes, and gross tax receipts.
Tell me what you think about what they're doing here.
I bet Target, and I'm almost positive on this, I bet Target, FedEx, Williams-Sonoma, a smaller retailer, and most definitely Walmart.
I bet Walmart has paid over $70 billion in federal income tax in the last 10 years, and I bet Amazon has paid somewhere between one and three.
I mean, and this is despite the fact that Amazon will add the value or has added the value, the entire value of any of those retailers I just mentioned in a three-month period, in a specific three-month period over the last five years.
Amazon and big tech has overrun Washington.
The IRS is overrun, and their tax lawyers are smarter than our tax authorities.
And we now have small and medium-sized business paying a disproportionate share of taxes to fund our Navy and our parks, such that Amazon, Apple, Facebook, and Google don't have to pay taxes.
I mean, I really are.
Our taxes, you could argue taxes are too high.
You could argue they're too low. I think there was a solid argument for why corporate tax rates should be brought down such that we didn't have these inversions where corporations were leaving the U.S.
I think there was a solid argument there.
But when they said that corporations were paying 35 percent, no, they were – big tech was paying 21 percent.
And now the average tax rate on big tech is 12 percent.
So, why are they doing this?
They're trying to push back these narratives of being a bad employer and being a bad taxpayer,
essentially.
Because it's the same people that defended Bill Clinton.
The other guy that was defending Bill Clinton is working for Goldman Sachs.
So, you go to Washington, you are under attack, you develop unbelievable skill set at taking
incoming and then returning fire, and you go to work for the organizations that need the most Kevlar
because they're the most aggressive or they're the most hated.
So the entire administration ends up at Facebook, Google, or Goldman Sachs.
Tell me, show me where Sarah Huckabee Sanders ends up,
and I'll show you a company that's probably bad for the world
because that's who needs them.
These people are very good at what they do.
Probably the statehouse of her state.
Oh, is that right?
She's running for governor? Is that what you're saying?
Possibly, yeah. But you talked about Jedi.
A couple of things. You talked about Jedi and then I'm going to go back, just touch on the media
and I don't
as you know, I'm a pretty big critic
of Amazon and I think Microsoft
has become a little bit more cuddly
and fair, and I don't know if that's fair
to say they're more fair and cuddly,
because they're effectively a monopoly too, but
Amazon really gets me going.
I actually hope Amazon,
the courts decide this, because if the courts don't
in some way decide this,
basically Donald Trump and Bill Barr
have co-opted the law of the land.
And if that's
happened, we're... I mean, essentially, what America's about and why we have co-opted the law of the land. And if that's happened—
Daily. And that's just Wednesday.
I mean, essentially kind of what America is about
and why we elect people and go through this process.
I mean, the whole reason we go through this process
is to elect people who are supposed to make laws.
And if they make laws and then they're not willing to enforce them—
No, it's a banal—
I mean, this is really—it's kind of the most underreported story right now.
No one's talking about Bill Barr meddling with Roger Stone.
But this is another example.
Yeah, this one.
I'll be writing a column on it in the New York Times.
This is where I am on Amazon's side on this one.
It's scary because – and, you know, I can't believe I'm backing this billionaire who I have lots of issues with.
But in this case, it feels like –
It's cooked.
But it is interesting.
It's an interesting face-off that Amazon is sort of trying to navigate right now in that we pay taxes, we're not a bad person, don't attack us.
And at the same time, they are getting unfairly attacked by the Trump administration, what it seems like.
So it's kind of an interesting – it's an interesting face-off between him and Trump and an interesting face-off between Bezos and sort of the media in terms of, and not just the media, but everybody in terms of
their, uh, corporate hegemony essentially. So it's, it's a fascinating, it's a fascinating
moment for this company for sure. But just circling back a little bit to put a bow on the
media side, just to give you, I mean, just to, I love that saying it's, it's surprising how long
things take and then shocking how fast they happen in the streaming video wars. The last 24 months,
we've been at the shocking phase. And if you think about just, if you think about how much
the landscape has changed just in the last 24 months, 24 months ago, it was not only Netflix,
but there was this new entrant that everyone was excited about and they came to South by Southwest
and it was Meg Whitman, probably the one of the most accomplished and talented tech executives in history,
Jeffrey Katzenberg, the iconic storyteller.
And they raised, get this, a staggering $1 billion.
Whitman, Katzenberg, a billion, short-form video, disruptive.
This thing is dead on arrival because in the two years they've been trying to
figure it out and explain the non-strategy strategy they have, everyone has come in and
said, oh, well, that's cute, but we're spending $8 billion and we're preloading it on your phone.
Oh, that's nice, but we're in the business of content and we just started Apple TV Plus.
And, oh, you can go to Galaxy's Edge. I mean, Quibi is literally dead before it's stillborn.
It's literally dead on arrival.
I never thought much of it.
I'll be honest with you.
I didn't know why these two knew a lot about young people.
I'm sorry.
I just was always like, hmm.
It got a lot of attention, though.
It got a lot of attention.
I know, but I was like, I was always like, eh, not so much.
It is literally going to be a fly hitting the windshield of Apple, Amazon, and Disney who are able to have the distribution or able to monetize through Flywheel.
Things have changed.
We've got to move fast in this world, Scott.
Wow.
Speaking of which, we have a couple more things very quickly.
I want very quick reactions to this, very quick reactions to each of these.
I'm going to do quick ones because then we've got to get to some other stuff.
One is SoftBank lost a lot of money off the Vision Fund and had a big multi-billion dollar quarterly loss because of it, but had a huge win this week after Sprint has approved the merger with T-Mobile.
SoftBank made about $12 billion this week, courtesy of Sprint's surging stock price.
So, very quickly, I'm going to have short answers here.
Okay.
What do you think?
Is this a big deal for them? Because they're losing everywhere else. Like, you know, and there was a devastating story about one of its investors at PIF in Saudi Arabia in the Wall Street Journal about what an idiot investor he is, essentially, especially sort of getting played by Masa San in the Vision Fund.
But, you know, having lots of trouble there.
So what do you think?
Well, it touches on a few things. and the DOJ have decided to finally look at smaller acquisitions because the consolidation that I constantly harp on across big tech is happening across every industry, whether it's
anti-plagiarizing software or food, it's just happening, or syndicated research. You see a
consolidation of power that is bad for private business, the economy, and job creation. And
again, we have now four telcos going to three. So that's one externality of what's happening here.
As it relates to SoftBank, I would argue SoftBank is a pretty good investment right now.
If you're looking for something with more kind of modest upside, I'm not talking the kind of gains that we expect from venture-backed companies.
But if you're looking at a 10% to 30% gainer over the next 12 to 24 months with limited downside, SoftBank is actually a pretty good stock to own.
Because the headline news there, the headline risk is so dramatic because Vision One Fund is just such a
spectacle. But the core business of SoftBank is actually pretty strong. And even if they lose
all $60 billion that they've invested in, or excuse me, all $40 billion that they've invested
in Vision Fund One, they're still fine. It's such a big company. It
has so much, they still own a large portion of Alibaba. They own a big portion of Sprint,
which is now their third largest telco. So if you're looking for a company that qualifies-
Interesting. I like your counter thinking. You're a counter thinker. All right, let me give you
another counter thinker. Very quick, Brandless, Foldit. This was a company that was direct to
consumer goods, label-less products.
A lot of people who use the products didn't think they were very good.
That was one issue.
But, you know, most of these branded products are just made in the same factory, essentially.
So what does it tell us about this?
What do you think about Brandless itself just closing?
It just doesn't work.
People don't want to buy that way.
Well, so some of the most underrated companies in the world, I've worked very closely with P&G and Unilever.
These are extraordinarily innovative companies.
I mean, people don't understand how difficult it is to manufacture a good razor, a good diaper, or a tie rod.
And their ability to balance capital allocation across media, packaging, retailer relationships.
I mean, this shit is hard.
And they do a fantastic job.
And they're also amazing at retaining or attracting and retaining some of the best human capital in the world.
They get very talented people.
And the notion that it was kind of a cute idea where, oh, we don't need a brand.
We'll focus on the product.
But you're right.
It's like, okay, we have a marginal product but a mediocre brand. That just doesn't cut it, right? And then you have-
No, it wasn't. It wasn't so much better. It wasn't like, oh my God, these chips are so good.
Yeah, it just wasn't-
And I don't think people think that way. You're right. I agree. And by the way,
let me just say I had an experience with Nabisco, a division of Bondolese, which
they have like a 14-stuff Oreo that my son and I bought, and then there was a great Tic Tac on it.
But these Oreos had like so much stuff stuff inside, whatever that white stuff is.
And I have to say, I was like, this is so innovative.
We had to buy it, and we had to eat it, and then we had to regret it.
It was fascinating.
It was a fascinating moment.
The food guys, the CPG guys are strikingly innovative.
They just don't attract cheap capital.
And obviously, it's a difficult business to—you can only scale that business 6 to 8 percent. But P&G has actually been a pretty good performer over
the last 24 months in terms of— Agreed. Agreed. I think it's harder than you think. And I thought
it was a cute idea, but it wasn't going to go anywhere, too. So, last one, another exit at
Google. Eileen Naughton, the longtime head of Google's HR—she used to work at Time Magazine,
by the way, Time Inc.—stepped down this week. She was a key figure at the company during Google
walkouts and other internal strides at the company.
Been there a long time.
She was in advertising.
I met her a million years ago.
She's the fourth big player to exit Google in the last few months.
Larry and Sergey left Alphabet in December.
The founders, David Drummond, the legal officer, left in January.
I had talked about some of these exits in a recent episode of Pivot about this cleanup.
Let's roll tape.
these exits in a recent episode of Pivot about this cleanup. Let's roll tape. You know, I think what's happening is Sundar Pichai, who has been the one to move in and clean some of this up,
you can see his sort of invisible hand everywhere. What he's trying to do is clean it up quietly
because he's a good guy and he's actually, you know, and move it away and move Google into the
next era. All right. So what do you think about this? Hold on. Hold on. We're now playing old clips of Pivot on Pivot?
Yes, we do that all the time.
We do your Pivot chase too.
Oh, my God.
Talk about shavings of shit on a shit salad.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Listen to me.
Don't get jealous.
Don't get jealous because I'm a brilliant person.
Oh, my God.
Listen, we're repeating the few things you got right.
Oh, my God.
Are you going there?
Are you going there?
Are you going there?
Oh, my God.
That's how desperate we've become for affirmation.
No.
No.
No, we have not.
Oh, my God.
Move along.
Remember when I said this smart thing two years ago?
Let's play that.
No, it wasn't two years ago.
That was recently.
Anyway, will you please comment on this?
Don't be trying to attack me.
I don't even know.
What are we talking about again?
We're talking about Google, what's going on there, the executives.
These are a lot of executives.
You're going to forget more about this than I'm ever going to know.
I don't know these people.
I don't know what it means.
I don't know who she is.
What are your thoughts on it?
I have nothing to say here.
I think it's fascinating.
These are major figures that have been moved out of Google.
The old Google is going.
And so it's interesting to see who he puts in place and what's going to run.
They face a lot of challenges.
You know, they had this penalty.
Google's in the EU for a three-day hearing. They're fighting a penalty they got. They've got all kinds
of issues that they need to battle at the same time. They've been doing a really interesting
job on marketing and trying to sort of, as opposed to Facebook, which is coming at things really
hard, they're coming at things in a softer way, which is interesting.
Then they face these antitrust issues, the FTC ordering these special
orders for these companies for Google, Amazon, Apple, and Facebook, and Microsoft, which you
refer to, which is looking at the small mergers. So I think they really need a better team there
to face what are some real big problems coming up. Well, it goes back to what we just referenced,
and that is kind of the algorithm in DC is go there, work your ass off, and try and leave with your reputation somewhat intact and then go monetize the influence and context you have.
And I don't – it's not – it sounds gross.
That's the way the game is played.
And I don't resent their ability.
Everyone deserves to make a living.
They work really hard.
I think it's a good thing they go on to make good.
Now, should it be a revolving door into lobbyists?
Probably not.
But anyways, that's the algorithm there.
The algorithm in big tech, quite frankly, is now just try and save your reputation and get out with your money, right?
Because they make a ton of money while they're there.
I mean, as an example, what would David Drummond give?
Would he give up $50 million to have left 24 months ago?
I mean, most of these guys, they're doing the math.
They're like, okay, I'm starting to take heat in incoming,
and some of it is warranted.
I'm just going to get out of Dodge
because there are a ton of tech executives who think,
you know what, I wished I'd left 12 or 24 months ago
before the New York Times someone started deciding,
I know, Pulitzer slash ruin this person's
life slash dig deeper and I keep finding more ugly shit.
So I think you're going to see a lot of these guys say, you know, I have 30, 50, 80 million
dollars.
Peace the fuck out.
The algorithm for happiness, Cara, is to be anonymous and rich.
That's what I was saying.
This is your new thing.
Your new thing.
And now we will announce Scott will be leaving, be quietly spending his money in the mall.
Peace out.
Word.
Drop the mic.
That dog is leaving the building.
This is your thematic thing.
This is your thematic thing.
There's a dignity to leaving the stage when people are clapping.
Oh, that's true.
That's a fair point.
Well, who?
I wonder who's going to be out next at Google.
It's interesting.
I think you're going to see.
You're absolutely right.
You are going to see a lot of departures at some of these companies.
Do you think Shell Sandberg is leaving?
Maybe not.
I don't know.
Maybe not as much at Amazon.
And I was just going to say Facebook is going to be less leaving because, look,
Jeff's had those executives in there for 17, 20 years, whatever.
They don't leave, those top executives.
And Facebook has an unusual amount of people who were there from the early days,
except for the companies they bought.
And so, you know, it will be interesting.
And Apple.
Apple, the same executives.
So, and Microsoft.
There's a difference, though, because Amazon and to a similar extent Apple, they don't appear to have the kind of fraternity culture they had at Google, which is rearing its ugly head.
They don't have – they're not, you know,
Prime isn't depressing teens. Apple has not been weaponized by the GRU. I mean, it's just an
entirely different level of scandal waiting to blow up in your face at Google and Facebook.
And also the value accretion there has been so dramatic that a lot of these guys are like, okay, I'm
the VP of communications for Facebook, and I've made 20 million bucks, and people are starting
to recognize me roaming the world saying we want to give voice to the unheard when there's absolutely
nothing in my background that would in any way indicate I give a flying fuck about the First
Amendment, and I'm using this as cloud cover such that we continue to have technology
where Indians are pulled out of their cars
and hanged because of a rumor spread on WhatsApp,
and our response is to refuse to hand over information.
We're just going to run some newspaper ads.
You know, there might be some bad press on me,
and I have a bunch of money.
I like it when I drop off my kids at school
and people don't point at me
and refuse to have dinner with me.
I'd like to keep it that way.
So these people are smart.
They're getting it.
They're peacing out.
They're peacing out.
And you know what they're going to do then?
They're going to take their money
and go to Hollywood
and have it stolen from them.
100%.
That's what's going to happen.
100%.
We're going to take,
see how I brought that around?
See what a brilliant person I am.
Let's play it again on the next pivot.
Oh, you know what?
Oh, my God.
You take so many frigging laps around the—
The dog does like to scratch himself.
The dog does like to put his—
I will not even begin to dignify your ridiculous attack on me.
The dog does like to put his leg back and lick himself.
You know why?
I spent the morning arguing about laundry with my two sons.
He can't.
I'm not going to put up with it from you.
He can't.
No.
I already handled the Swisher boys this morning.
You are going to be handled.
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Hey, Kara and Scott.
This is Asmi from New York City.
I'm a part-time yoga teacher and have firsthand knowledge of yoga studio economics.
Last month, ClassPass hit the $1 billion valuation mark, making it the first unicorn of the new decade.
I've heard studio owners complain that ClassPass doesn't pay enough per student, which they
don't understand since it's a billion-dollar company.
Does ClassPass have a sustainable business model?
Do you think the bubble is ready to burst?
And what does this tell us about the fitness industry disruptors in general?
Thanks.
So, Scott, what do you think about this?
I've heard a lot about that.
I've gotten a lot of emails about ClassPass.
This reminds me a little bit of Groupon and some others, like what the valuation people are getting out of it.
But there is a lot of disruption in the fitness industry.
There's, you know, not just ClassPass, but Peloton, Mirror, Rumble, Orange Theory.
What do you think about this whole fitness space?
Well, first and foremost—
Because it's always been individualized before.
ClassPass is really interesting.
I wouldn't have bet on ClassPass.
But if you look at the dynamics of the industry, there's a ton of suppliers that are very fragmented and are so desperate for new customers that if you can create a middleman platform, if you can become the app store, if you can become the search engine that basically influences where people go, you're just going to have a lot of power.
Now, I don't know what's sustainable about ClassPass.
I don't understand the business that well, but a billion-dollar market cap for ClassPass.
And also, I think I need to disclose, I think it's backed by my backers, General Catalyst.
I think that's one of their winners.
So I bet it seems like an industry where someone could insert themselves and take advantage of the fragmentation and what I'll loosely call the artisanal sweating industry, where there's a lot of individual players that are probably not great at using technology to acquire customers.
What are your thoughts? Yeah, there was a really good piece in Vice this last week by Maxwell, I think, Strachan.
The headline is, ClassPass is squeezing studios to the point of death. The first
billion-dollar unicorn of the decade says it's saving
the fitness industry. Some of its
own studio partners insist it's doing the exact opposite.
So I think you're going to get a push-pull here, because
you're right, these are usually individual operators.
And there have now, there's now a lot of
more chains. There always were chains, but
with Rumble, Orange Theory,
SoulCycle, etc. So there's more of this
chain thing where people, it's almost like the McDonaldcle, et cetera. So there's more of this chain thing where people,
it's almost like the McDonald's method of fitness.
So you're going to see that happening,
and then this at-home stuff that's going on with Peloton, Mirror, and others.
And then most of these studios, I've noticed a lot of the bike studios,
they've closed.
I bought a pair of shoes off of a bike studio that was closing in New York
at one point because you can't attract enough,
you can't do enough marketing to get people
to come.
And so people, if they can rely on a SoulCycle or Orange Theory or whatever, they kind of
do it, right?
And so you do have this idea of this ClassPass is going to save me by helping with marketing
or getting me customers regularly.
But then they're going to get squozen, no matter how you, you know what I mean?
Like, that's the problem.
That's a good one, squozen.
There's bigger things happening here in the industry where there's consolidation among people wanting to get in 35 minutes and that's it, right?
You know what I mean?
I want to do my 35-minute workout.
When they want to do it.
Yeah, when they want to do it in this past.
And also going to these classes, which are super organized.
I find them, like Orange Theory I go to now, it's like easy and it's regular and it makes sense.
And I don't – I could probably do it.
I mean, I have been going to the Y2, but it's really – it's a real problematic for all these companies, I think.
It's interesting you've gone to Orange Theory.
Now, I like Orange Theory too because I find CrossFit's too intense for me.
So, I've downgraded to like the non-carbonated CrossFit, which is Orange Theory.
But the metaphor here is movie theaters, and that is the home experience.
So they did some innovation, but the majority of gyms really haven't changed that much.
New York Sports Club or LA Fitness or whatever you want to call it,
the majority of workout establishments have not really innovated.
Meanwhile, the home fitness industry has innovated dramatically,
similar to the way your TV viewing experience has just exploded in value.
But movie theaters really haven't innovated.
And as a result, fewer people are going to the movies and more people are watching Game of Thrones at home.
And the sad part about it is that slowly but surely, all the places we went and occasionally saw someone from a different income level or a different ethnicity or a different age,
someone from a different income level or a different ethnicity or a different age,
we're slowly but surely casting, segmenting, and segregating ourselves out of community places like movie theaters, like gyms. That's a big theme.
And it creates a lack of empathy.
It creates fear to be around people who don't have the same background as you, and it's an unhealthy trend.
There's been a lot of writing about this.
There was a great place that says we shouldn't get our avocados delivered to us.
We should go to the store.
Yeah, we should go to the store.
There's just a big theme.
I think it could be your next book, Scott Galloway.
I know algorithms have been just focusing on this community aspect of that.
And, you know, David Brooks, I'm not always the hugest fan of him, did write a very good
story in The Atlantic about, I think it was probably his next book, about people, the
nuclear family, the loneliness, essentially, of the nuclear family and how it's fallen apart.
Same themes. But in terms of ClassPass, a story in Vice, which I urge you to read,
one of the owners of a yoga and Pilates studio in San Francisco called The Pad said ClassPass
continually tries to take more and more control of our business. With their latest iteration,
now Crystal Clear is no longer financially viable
for us to continue the partnership.
So they pulled themselves.
And so I think that's, as I said,
the squozeness of it is really hard
for these partner studios
because, you know, ClassPass wants to get these discounts
and at the same time,
these businesses need to stay in business
and the rates don't work.
And so you take away the relationship with the customer that
these small studios have and hand it over to someone like ClassPass. But it's inevitable.
What's happening with ClassPass is whether you go to Orange Theory or Rumble, I think people find
it much easier, and it's the way they want to work out. So unfortunately for these small studios,
I think there's no winning in general. It's a very difficult industry where we let the bigger players have access to cheaper capital, figure out a way to pay lower taxes, and there's an accretion to scale such that the little guys who traditionally have been the biggest job creators have just a tough time.
It used to be 15% of all businesses were less than a year old.
The yoga studio across from me, Y7, which is this wonderful little studio. They have three locations. What happens when ClassPass raises 30, 40, 50 million bucks and starts finding all
the yoga enthusiasts and slowly but surely starches all the margin in exchange for a short-term sugar
high of sending some people to your four o'clock class? It's no different than Google getting in
between manufacturers, brands. I mean, it's fine if there's a bunch of them, such that there's competition on all sides.
A place that hasn't worked is that tech guys tried to roll up and SoftBank tried to roll up food delivery, right?
And there's so many players in there and there's so few barriers of entry that the suppliers, the end suppliers, have all the power.
And so they've not only not seen margin compression,
they've seen margin expansion because Uber shows up
or some of them show up, actually not Uber,
but a couple of them showed up and said,
we'll pay you, we'll give you more
to deliver your $11 burrito
in an attempt to steal market share.
So the dynamics, it's all about, I mean,
it's kind of like, I mean, it takes me back
to Christina Romer when I was a graduate student instructor
for her class in business school around economics.
By the way, I just dropped that to try and signal that I'm smarter than I am.
Oh, you know who I had?
Oh, my God.
You're going off on a tangent.
Finish your point.
So, Kara, I had a chance to meet with a hero of mine, Chancellor Carol Christ, who is a warrior for lower-income households where she will graduate more kids from lower-income households than the entire Ivy League combined, and you meet with the chancellor and she does exactly what she's
supposed to do. You're so inspired by her substance and her commitment to young people that you want
to get involved and look back and nod to the University of California taxpayers. But I'm just
inspired by the chancellor and just feel so you know, feels so fortunate. Any graduate of the
University of California feels so fortunate to have a warrior like that looking out for the
interests of future, our future University of California graduates. So, that was a real thrill
for me. I should have her to code. I may invite her to code. She's so impressive. She is such a
gangster, such an impressive woman. We are so fortunate, all of us at the University of
California and generally.
Back to class pass.
All right, anyway.
I'm sorry.
Anyways, Chancellor Christ.
Back to class pass.
We'll see.
I don't know.
I think, I also think there's secular trends in how people like to work out.
They didn't like, you know, going to gyms and wandering around is not what people like.
And so a lot of those businesses fell apart.
You paid your $40.
Now, if you can go to these classes. I wandered to Equinox.
The people that are so ridiculously hot.
I'm like, oh my God, look how hot that guy is.
But many people just want to get in, get out, and that's why those other companies—
and so it's very difficult for these small businesses to keep competing and hold on to the relationship with the customer.
Anyway, wins and fails.
Would you like to go first?
You go first.
I would say—I was going to say Jay Carney's meltdown on Twitter was that.
But I do think the win for the FTC in terms of doing these – I have a column coming on the Times about this.
But in terms of – I don't know if they can pull it off, but studying the small companies where you don't know about what they're doing I think is critical.
What they're doing, this sort of block-and-tackle investigation, is they're calling it a study and a review into these small companies.
And I like that it was zero to five – I mean, five to zero, excuse me,
it was unanimous by the commission.
And they do understand,
they're starting to understand the insidious nature
of these big companies buying up all these small companies
that you don't know about for feature set
and things like that.
And sort of, I talk about this,
something called killer acquisition,
which is they do it sometimes for talent.
They do it sometimes because they need a feature help.
And in a lot of cases they do it
so they don't have a competitor.
And so I like that the, I think it's a win for the FTC.
I don't think they're well-funded. They just have $330 million. And they have 1,100 people fighting all these people, including the other things they have to cover. So I was very much,
I was happy that they did this. And then a fail, I think, is Bill Barr again, once again.
Already low standards for an attorney general, and he's managed to go below them.
And this is problematic and has repercussions.
And I know everyone says they never have repercussions, but I think the karma is just building here with all of them.
They're just overreaching in every single way, including,
I'm sorry Rush Limbaugh has the cancer, but I'm not sorry he's still a fucking asshole. He attacked
Pete Buttigieg in a really repulsive, homophobic way. And, you know, him getting the Medal of
Freedom at the same week when he was just making these just horrible comments I haven't heard since
the 1980s. I didn't hear those. Can you repeat those just so we can shame him? I don't want to
repeat them.
He's the man Donald Trump will take care of him, the gay, essentially.
It was just gross.
And he calls him booty Jeej.
He's gross.
He is a gross man, and his legacy is grossness. And, again, sorry he has cancer, but, man, is he just an awful human being.
Just an awful human being.
answer, but man, is he just an awful human being, just an awful human being.
So along the lines of your win, I couldn't, you know, word my sister, because if we wanted the best investment we could make on our economy over the next 10 to 30 years, I mean, to get
staggering return on investment would be to take the FTC and the DOJ and triple their budget and say,
your job is to go across the most productive parts of our economy. And I'm not just talking
about big tech. I'm talking about hundreds, hundreds of sectors. And go in there and
oxygenate it. And go in there and say, what companies have flown under the radar, whether
it's in textiles, whether it's rolling up rubber placemats, and say, what industries have used a series of size, scale, and what's called
killer acquisitions, where you acquire a company, and if it does great on its own, fine, but if it
goes out of business, you cauterize that competitor. You make all the executives who are the most
talented, upstart, risk-taking, human capital in that sector sign onerous non-competes and non-solicits, thereby not only ensuring that company won't survive, but basically you take all the players out of that industry.
It's like if the NFL, if a team said, okay, if you leave us, you can't play for anybody else.
And one team would just emerge and soak up everything. So the most oxygenating, longest-term job creation thing we could do right now would be to overfund the FTC,
DOJ, and literally let them go unchained. Anyway, my win is India and the United Kingdom
respectively have, looks like they're going to pass legislation where India is going to demand that Facebook cooperate with the government, which means that they're saying you can't encrypt your backbone.
And I recognize there's a downside and there's some risks here.
And unfortunately, we're not playing this clip.
But remember when I predicted several months ago that Facebook would be banned from a country?
I think Facebook is going to be banned from India
because I think Facebook is going to say,
look, our primary, we're gangster.
Mark Zuckerberg has struck a very brazen posture.
WhatsApp is huge over there,
but doesn't produce any revenue.
He's just not going to make an exception
and start handing over information
such that when those 11 men were pulled out of cars and hanged because of false
rumors that had gone like wildfire on WhatsApp, Facebook refused to hand over the identities or
the sources of those rumors. They refused to cooperate and instead ran some newspaper ads
saying, don't pull people out of cars and hang them, which I'm sure solved the problem.
But anyways- That said, the person against him, Modi, is really an autocrat. Come on. And he's pulling
all kinds of racial problems in India, pushing them up for his own political gain. So,
it's a complicated situation.
No doubt. And I think there's real downside. But I think—I'm just saying, I think India's had—I
think India and the U.K. and the U.K. has announced now that the senior-level executives for Facebook
are like any other company going to start to be liable for the damage they cause.
In other words, sort of almost—
Yeah, I think England is more interesting, I find, because I think they've been very
thoughtful, I think, in Europe and much more so, though Facebook.
But I think the brazen word you just used is absolutely true.
I just—I'm about to interview Stephen Levy, who's written—he had inside access to Facebook.
They cooperated with him on his book called Inside Facebook or Facebook, The Inside Story. It's an interesting read. I
think it's slightly too kind, quite a lot too kind. But what does come through, whether Stephen
means it or not, is this brazenness throughout his career, throughout his career, since the
beginning. And it wasn't that he was young and arrogant. It is a hallmark of, I had forgotten so much about the early history of Facebook.
But the brazen is exactly the right word, I think.
You've chosen well, Scott.
I think there's a reason he and Trump get along.
I think they both respect each other as autocrats and people who never give up
and quite frankly have this kind of, I want to call it sociopathic element,
where they really don't care what other people think of them.
They don't care about their place in the world.
They look outside the window and they see themselves.
Yeah.
There was a scene in this book, which, again, I don't think it's even meant to show this through,
but he was walking across the street and this guy, Joe Green,
who was one of his roommates in his, whatever, his house at Harvard,
and he was walking across the street and he just walked even if he got hit.
And someone was like, he feels his confidence.
Even then, his confidence shield will protect him.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, he didn't.
And it was a small little moment.
I was like, oh, yes, I've seen that.
And it's really, I think people should be confident.
But it was really, the entire book so far is all about fuck you.
Like it's all about fuck you.
And so I agree with you.
It's really – he's really – he's going to brazen it out.
It works for a lot of people.
I'll tell you that.
You also had my – or tangentially, you had my loss.
I don't understand how – I just don't understand how people work so hard, make so many personal sacrifices, including oftentimes their own kind of integrity
such they can get elected to office. And what do these people do in elected office for the most
part? If they go to D.C., they're there to make laws. And so if you have one branch of government,
the executive branch has decided these laws are just convenient when they work for them or they
don't work for them and they're starting to interfere in sentencing,
then why the fuck do we have senators?
And so I don't understand the tautology of a Republican senator,
the thought process, who's going to put up with that.
I would have thought this would be the red line.
They said nothing.
Well, not the Democrats.
Not the Democrats.
But not a single Republican.
They've all said there's the same three or four people who have moderate voters who are so horny for the election.
They're disappointed in him.
Yeah, they want to get credit.
They want to actually do anything, but they want to be seen as thoughtful and say, oh, I think he's learned from his impeachment.
Yeah, Senator Collins, he's definitely learned.
He's a changed man.
Yeah.
Anyways, I think that is really Attorney General Barr deciding that he is no longer attorney general.
Republican senators deciding that the laws they made are not really laws.
It's very – it's really chilling, and we keep saying this.
It's culpability.
I mean, and everyone – and, you know, look, Larry Ellison is about to throw a big fundraiser for Trump.
Well, that's okay.
You and I disagree with that.
Yeah, I know. I get it.
I'm just telling you, people just move
along. They just literally, I got mine.
I'm talking about a larger thing.
They give lip service to this
everyone's great, but
it's very disappointing.
Leaders don't actually say leadership
things. They just really just...
By the way, who's number three in the latest
Quinnipiac poll? Is that now at 15%?
Amy Klobuchar.
Nope.
My man. Oh, Bloomberg. Bloomberg. Oh, your man.
Yeah, he's moving up. And by the way,
let's just finish, but he did an excellent job
on the memes thing. Another great
digital move by them. They're very,
you know, the whole stop and frisk
thing was not great with what happened
to him trying to explain it. And, you know, he's quite conservative in many ways.
And the stop and frisk was he's got to answer better.
He just has to.
And they're inadequate answers.
But you're right.
This money is working and he's spending it, and it seems to be having an impact.
And as the parties bifurcate in terms of left and center, essentially, it's going to be something to watch.
He might come right up the middle.
I'm telling you, I mean, we talked about this.
This thing about predictions is when you get them right, they don't seem that impressive because a series of events between the prediction and how it plays out make it more and more obvious.
But it is all falling into place for him because Bernie is
way ahead in the Democratic and the poll. And Democrats are going to realize that if we're
to end up being Sanders versus Trump, effectively the entire election would be cast by the Republicans
effectively as socialism versus capitalism and capitalism would win. And then you have
Klobuchar is probably, she's got the most momentum right now.
And Biden and Elizabeth Warren have the most negative momentum.
And you're going to see Elizabeth Warren radically go on the attack against Trump personally, which is her raising her hand to be the vice president, the attack dog forever.
She just did.
She just did.
Impagement.
You're right.
That is absolutely what she did.
She's now running for vice president because the vice president's role is to be the attack dog, and she is an outstanding.
Outstanding attack dog. Except for you, Scott Galloway, who has not been as nice as you could
to me this week. When I make a good prediction, you should give me a pat on the head. Now I'm
going to bite you because I'm a cat. Are you upset? I'm here for you. I am here for you.
I need my ears rubbed. I feel like I need my ears rubbed.
That got so much play.
That got so much play, the whole Bankoff coming over geography questions.
Even Bankoff texted me.
I like this.
So few of us are in touch with our emotions, Cara, like you and me.
So few of us.
Yeah.
I will be temporarily hurt, and then I will plot revenge.
That's really how I work.
Anyway, Scott, for anyone not producing a biweekly news podcast, it's a three-day weekend.
What are you doing this weekend?
And by the way, we will be back Monday, so just forget it for you.
What are you doing?
I'm excited.
I have this wonderful Argentinian friend, and he's celebrating their wonderful story.
They're immigrants, came from Argentina, and they are wonderful people with wonderful kids.
And he has an entire—he's built—and this is what Argentinians do, I guess.
He bought a house and immediately set about building not a garage, but basically what is a meat cave where he makes meat.
And he invites people over to eat his incredible Argentinian beef in his beef cave.
I'm doing that tonight.
You're going to a beef cave. I'm doing that tonight. You're going to a beef cave.
I'm going to a beef cave tonight.
I need a photo from the beef cave.
Oh, my gosh.
I need a photo from the beef cave.
It's Argentinian beef cave.
And then, unfortunately, I have a soccer tournament.
It's really terrible.
My son is upticked in his athletic ability.
It's just the worst thing in the world.
Yeah.
Palm Beach Gardens.
Lacrosse season starts.
Here I come. My
friend, lacrosse season starts. It is my, I literally, and I'm not allowed to look at my
phone during the entire process and it's just agonizing. I know. It's rough. Anyway, I will
be doing my children's laundry all weekend. Anyway. Code's coming up, Tara. Code's coming up. We got
a lot of things, a lot of stuff. You're going to be a big part of it, Scott Galloway. Are you
saying, are you just teasing me?
When you say big, how big?
No, you are.
I have some more big names coming.
More big names.
I cannot say who I'm talking to, but there's some ones that you will like quite a bit,
besides the ones I already got that were quite good.
I like it.
All right.
I like it.
It's going to be good.
I actually like that.
Oh, God, the woman.
If I have another space, I don't have space, but the woman from Berkeley is a great idea.
That's a great idea.
Anyway. Chancellor Crist. Thank you so much. Good. Thank you woman from Berkeley is a great idea. That's a great idea. Anyway.
Counselor Crist.
Thank you so much.
Good. Thank you, Kara. Have a great weekend.
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