Pivot - OpenAI's New Model, Presidential Debates, and EV Tariffs
Episode Date: May 17, 2024Kara and Scott discuss the Senate's new AI "Roadmap to Legislation," the Biden administration's tariffs on Chinese EVs, and Mark Zuckerberg's 40th birthday bash. Then OpenAI and Google reveal their la...test AI models and features. Should we be worried about our AI future? Plus, President Biden and former President Trump are set to face off in two debates — Kara is excited and Scott has concerns. Finally, a listener mail question on setting kids up for the financial road ahead. Follow us on Instagram and Threads at @pivotpodcastofficial. Follow us on TikTok at @pivotpodcast. Send us your questions by calling us at 855-51-PIVOT, or at nymag.com/pivot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hi, everyone.
This is Pivot from New York Magazine and the Vox Media Podcast Network.
I'm Kara Swisher, and I just had breakfast with a very sexy man. He texted me that he was very sexy when he sat at the rom-com.
And you also had breakfast with me. Did you enjoy that rom-com moment when you looked up
and I was sitting at another table staring at you?
It was. We sat at two different tables. I literally instructed him where I was,
and he just sat down at a separate table. And then he sent me a text that said,
look up, a sexy man is looking at you.
And I couldn't find one.
And there was Scott also.
No, you looked at me, saw me, and then kept looking for the sexy guy.
There was a couple of sexy people in there.
Granger and Co. Marlboro, a wonderful restaurant.
The guy, Granger, he just passed away, unfortunately.
It's a great another moment for us.
We don't need a lot of moments, do we?
Because we see each other all the time, as you pointed out.
But it was very nice.
I'm here in London.
How are you?
You are.
And why are you here, Kara?
Well, I'm here for the Truth Tellers Summit for Harry Evans, an owner.
Tina Brown, her husband's for Harry Evans.
He was an amazing journalist.
And it was all these, like, badass people.
Navalny people. Jeff Zucker was there,
all these amazing people talking about issues
around investigative journalism.
And I talked a little bit about my book
and then I was on a panel about Trump and the media,
which was cool, but just amazing people
all through the time.
Christiane Amanpour.
So I'm gonna go out on a limb here a bit.
A conference that calls itself
Truth Tellers, it's not by chance self-absorbed
people from media, is it? No, it's not.
It actually was really interesting because it had
a global perspective, as usual.
You were not invited because you don't have a global perspective.
Yeah, and I've been invited to the Big Dick Conference.
It was really good.
Truth Tellers. What self-absorption
is it? It's not.
Do not insult Tina Brown to me or we're going to find you.
The truth tellers.
I'm sorry I don't qualify.
I'm sorry I don't qualify.
Me and my badass ladies.
Anything Christiane Amanpour is at is good in my book.
She was great.
We had dinner last night.
I don't know how you missed our invitation.
We had a badass lady. I was not invited to that.
You were not.
It was just the two of us.
I'm like, you know, prone to exaggeration conference.
That's the one I go to.
Yes, that's the one you go to.
Anyway, we had a lovely time.
So I'm here.
I come from the Webbys where I got that lifetime achievement.
We're more badass ladies.
I was hanging out with more badass ladies.
I forgot how.
I brought Nell Scoville, who helped me work on my book.
And I went, I was sitting at the table
with Governor Whitmer from Michigan
who is so, she is a laugh friggin riot.
She really is funny and really quite,
big things for her I foresee.
And I have to tell you the Webbys were so much fun.
They had Amber Ruffin was the host.
Like they had Laverne Cox, Ena Garten, Julia Louise Dreyfuss.
None of those people I know.
Okay, Julia Louise Dreyfuss, I know her.
I know Jennifer Beals.
I can't let you near Jennifer Beals.
That's not going to ever happen.
Oh my gosh, what a feeling.
Yes.
What a feeling.
No, don't.
You're going to get the shit beat out of you by these badass women.
That's what's going to happen.
There's going to be like.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I pay extra for that.
Anyhow.
Have you enjoyed your trip to London?
What do you think of it here?
I have.
I love London.
It's very sophisticated.
I asked you how you liked it.
You had a good, give me your take on London.
I thought it was very smart this morning.
The positives.
First and foremost, it's a wonderful place for children.
My kid, you know, my 13-year-old takes the tube to and from school. He loves it here. I hate to sound political, but I'll just say it. No guns. I really like that. That makes me feel less anxious about having kids here. Great educational system, tons of stuff to do. Proximity to the continents is
wonderful. It's a very sophisticated cosmopolitan city. I'm meeting a ton of people from regions of
the world that I just was not exposed to in the US, which I think is wonderful. Premier League
football, I know that sounds stupid, but it's just a ton of fun if you have boys to engage in Premier Lake football. Just the density of culture and interesting people is wonderful. The downside is
I think there's a lack of organic value creation. My observation of the business environment here
is the majority of people making money here are making money by servicing money created elsewhere,
restaurants, wealth management. Nice restaurants.
Yeah, it's basically a butler economy is how I would describe it. I love that idea, butler economy.
I would agree, just for a very short time.
I mean, one interesting thing, I did some interviews for the book,
and I was talking to Lionel Barber and Alan Rusberger,
who have a podcast, and they were like,
name the internet companies that are interesting in England. And they were like, name the internet companies
that are interesting in England.
And I was like,
None.
None.
You know,
there's like a hundred
in San Francisco right now.
Even if they never make it,
they're interesting.
Like all these AI things.
And I really hate to say it,
but it's really,
it doesn't feel innovative
in the way it needs to be
for the future.
I don't know.
It's a big issue and they recognize it. You can't go more than 10 meters at Oxford or Cambridge
without telling you they invented AI. And it's like, well, okay, but they're monetizing it over
in San Francisco. So who cares if you invented it? Yeah. I'm going to San Francisco a lot this
month. So I'm excited to see all these companies. Hands down though, the worst thing, if you start
crying at the worst thing, hands down, it's the weather. Weather. And the people here are, I will
say the people are really warm and well. I can't figure out if it's because I'm more famous here,
but I've never, than I was, but anytime I've moved somewhere, I've never had as warm a reception.
The people here are very, you know, like little things. Like if you're new here, they invite you
over for dinner and then they invite other people over to meet you because you're new.
Oh.
You know, they're just very civil here.
Civil.
Civil society.
Anyway, I would love to do something on why.
Years ago, I came to, and then we'll get to our big stories, is to Oxford, and we did a debate.
And I think it was Cambridge or Oxford.
I think it was Cambridge.
And Reid Hoffman and I took the side of America will create the next 10 billion, multi-billion dollar companies.
And the other side was Britain will do it.
And obviously, we were right.
This was 10, 12 years ago.
And Reid and I were on.
We lost the debate.
But we were like, no way.
And there's no way.
And it was just interesting.
It's just interesting to how Europe becomes innovative.
That's how you say it here, innovative.
It's just, we should talk a little bit more about innovation in other parts of the world. We just need you say it here, innovative. It's just, we should talk a
little bit more about innovation in other parts of the world. We just need to be more global, Scott.
Anyway, we've got a lot to get to today, including major announcements from OpenAI and Google,
big deals, speaking of which, and big debates on the calendar for President Biden and former
President Trump. How exciting. First, Mark Zuckerberg had quite a 40th birthday bash.
Post on Instagram displayed scenes from the party, including recreations of his old bedrooms.
Picture that's going viral, though, is one of Zuckerberg and Bill Gates in a replica of his Harvard dorm room, which was strange and odd, but I kind of like that Bill Gates was there.
For people who don't know, Bill Gates has been a major mentor to Mark Zuckerberg over the many years, for a long time.
And he's been quite quiet about it, um they have a i would say it's
one of his more positive relationships in terms of mentorship um and uh and i think he's helped
him a lot um in a lot of ways which is interesting i think they've both been better for it you know
not everyone likes each of them individually but i'm a feeling did you get an invitation, Scott? I didn't. To Mark's 40th? Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I've got invited to the after party.
Yeah.
Mark Zuckerberg?
Are you kidding?
You know what I do?
Speaking of Zuckerberg,
you know what I do in Cannes?
What? Is I stay at the Hotel du Cap,
which is the nicest,
best hotel in the world.
I have a 34-euro latte,
and then I have this guy.
His name's Francois or Pascal.cal i pay him and he shows up in
a zodiac uh-huh and he's a guy and he smokes all the way oh the crazy guy who left me on the dock
that oh yeah you met him anyways i hire him on the zodiac he bombs me into the palais it's such
a fucking master of the universe james bond moment for me yeah and you you cruise across the cote
d'azur and I always say to him,
I'm like, drop me there.
And he's like, no, no, it's a private party.
And it's the Meta Beach.
And I purposely get off there
because there's no security on the ocean side.
And I walk in and I just look at everybody
and I throw him a peace sign.
Like, yeah, that's right.
You did invite me to your party.
I'm here anyways,
because I pulled up in a fucking Zodiac.
Now you've signaled them this year
because we're going in a couple, you and I will be there in a couple pulled up in a fucking Zodiac. Now you've signaled them this year because we're going in a couple.
You and I will be there in a couple weeks.
But let me just say, now you've signaled them and I'll be on the boat and we're going to be like dead.
They're going to be like machine guns and everything else.
No, no, no, no.
Scott, we're going to look like an invading force.
No, I go to the Spotify party, which is the hottest party I can.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, I don't go to the party.
I just go to sleep.
No, I don't get invited.
And it's so, it is literally such a caste system there.
You get bands if you're like, if, you know, Alphabet likes you, you get a band to, you know, Alphabet Beach.
I do not get bands.
I used to get bands to all of them.
Now, I no longer get invited to Alphabet Beach or Meta Beach.
Meta Beach literally has a picture of me that says, do not let this man in.
But I crashed the party
by approaching. I do what the Allies did and Lawrence of Arabia did. I approached from the
soft spot. I approached from the sea. Oh, God. You hired that guy again who left me on the dock?
Oh, it's the best. You tried to kill me. My favorite, though, was trying to get on that
thing. I was trying to get on that thing. And I jump on. And then I'm like, now, come here,
I'll catch you. And you literally looked at me like, I'm not getting near that fucking boat.
I know.
I wouldn't crush between the dots.
I couldn't see it.
No, you look like a seal that an orca was about to launch 40 feet into the air.
I'm getting on this.
I'm getting on the Zodiac this year.
Anyway, we're going to invade.
These are high-class problems.
Get ready for us.
And we're staying at the party.
So we didn't get invited to Mark Zuckerberg's party, and we never will.
But your old Mark, 40.
Old Mark.
He's old.
We're older, but still.
He's pretty old now.
That's old.
Yeah.
No, but you know what?
He's depressed more people than anyone who's lived to be 40,000 years.
Okay.
He's really lived a lot.
Literally lived a lot of life.
We wish you many more years ahead.
Here's something that's interesting. The
Biden administration announced a massive increase of tariffs, tariff rates to imported Chinese EVs.
Like tariffs on those cars will go from 25% to 100%. Other products such as Chinese aluminum
and solar cells will get big increases too. The White House said the adjustments are necessary
to protect American industries from unfair competition, so to break no inflationary impact.
adjustments that are necessary to protect American industries from unfair competitions as it breaks no inflationary impact. Interesting thing, these cars, some of them are pretty
fantastic. I've seen some people demoing them and things like that. Speaking of innovation,
they're quite innovative compared to, definitely compared to Teslas and other things. And there's
some safety issues around Chinese cars, but there's some safety issues around Tesla too.
And there's some safety issues around Chinese cars, but there's some safety issues around Tesla, too.
But, you know, it's interesting.
This is how we fight them.
They're going to take over across the world.
That's my impression from how good they are and how inexpensive they are.
But what do you think?
I hate trade wars.
I got so excited about BYD's $12,000 EV.
I think young people would love a $12,000 EV. It'd be a great car. And not only that, young people are more environmentally conscious. They don't have the
money to buy the kind of cars that we drive. I hate trade wars. All they are is attacks on the
consumer in an attempt to placate some lobbyists in D.C. saying, oh, it's important that we have
a domestic shoe supply industry in case we go to war and we need to produce boots. I hate trade wars.
This is a little bit more symbolic than anything because Trump's proposed tariffs would have been on $360 billion worth.
This is only $18 billion.
But in general, the world gets more prosperous when you lower tariffs and make things less expensive for people.
It grows the market.
It helps consumers buy, have a greater quality, better quality of life. All you have to
do though, and we haven't done a good job of this, is ensure that some of that money gets reinvested
in worker training for people who are on the wrong end of globalization. But all of the, all this
does is make everything more expensive for people. And especially the thing I really don't like about
this, it's going to slow the transition to renewables.
Well, it's interesting because this Seagull, that's what it's called.
They have a dolphin.
They even have to see going things, I guess.
This dolphin is $9,700.
It's really cool, I have to say.
And it's got market dominance, obviously.
And then they have some, it's just a really interesting, it's very, you know, BYD calls it agile and versatile.
And it looks a little like my Chevy Bolt, actually, which was more.
It wasn't that bad.
It wasn't, I think it was $25,000, I forget.
Which, as you know, I like.
And this is really inexpensive, like sub, you know, sub $10,000 car.
And Tesla has abandoned this area and some of the others have
not. But the thing is they could be underpricing them and labor, et cetera. This is very typical
of stuff coming from China. Are there any arguments to be made about unfair competition?
Well, that's the question. Is there trade asymmetry if they put onerous tariffs on our
equivalent products?
Tesla's there.
Well, Tesla is there. And the answer is I don't know. But just to give you a sense for
the first thing I thought of, the prospect of a $10,000 or $12,000 EV,
we charge kids at NYU $72,000 a year. So,000 EV. We charge kids at NYU 72 grand a year.
So, I mean, it's getting to the point where,
okay, you can go to NYU
or we can buy you and your five siblings an EV this year.
I mean, it's just the idea of getting an electric vehicle
for what it costs to do about, I don't know,
what is it?
There's 30 weeks, 35 weeks in school
for six weeks of school at NYU. I just, we want, and I think I don't know, what is it? There's 30 weeks, 35 weeks, and it's got first six weeks of school at NYU.
I just, we want, and I think I told you this,
I'm going to invest in Sheen,
which everyone's, you know,
it's a controversial company.
We'll be talking about that, yeah.
But anyways, I think there's something to be said
for we need to figure out a way
to make things less expensive.
We need to put more money in the pockets of young people
and we need to make things less expensive for them.
Education, housing, apparel, EVs.
So, at the bottom of it,
I hate trade wars.
I just hate them.
We hate trade wars.
We have to find,
to deal with unfair competition
necessarily.
But, you know,
this is a boon to,
obviously,
U.S. car companies
and Tesla.
But, although,
they have a big business
in China, too.
Not the U.S. car.
Yeah, the Chinese
are going to reciprocate.
They're going to do the same. And then it ends up in
a shooting match.
This will hurt Tesla. This will hurt Tesla. The latest government effort on AI, the Senate
unveiling a $32 billion roadmap to legislation. It's a roadmap to legislation, Scott. It's a road
to a road to a road.
And thank God, Charles Schumer at 140 years old is in charge of this.
I'm sorry, Chuck. Let me just tell you, it's not actual legislation.
The bipartisan AI working group
led by Senator Chuck Schumer,
the Democratic majority leader,
instead wants Senate committees
to come up with legislation
and recommendations
about where they should focus their efforts.
I was recently at an event
where he touted this.
And in the back, I kept going,
so no legislation, right?
That's what's not happening.
No actual. The areas include workforce training, copyright violations, energy costs, all of which
they could do now, copyright violations for one. Schumer says, this is the quote which just kills
me. It's very hard to do regulations because AI is changing too quickly.
No, Chuck, it's because you are changing and dying too slowly.
That's the problem here, Chuck.
Here's an idea.
All algorithmically elevated content
no longer subject to 230.
And every company 60, 90 days before an election
has to watermark content that is AI edited.
There, that's not that difficult.
That's not changing.
Deep fakes.
I know. I'm frustrated. I'm frustrated. Did I tell you how good the schools are here in Britain? I was hanging. Yes, they are. I was hanging in the
back. I'm taking a Zodiac to Meta. And they were literally, all these legislators were like,
nothing's happening. This is another nothing's happening. Some of these things,
they can do copyright. They could do energy costs. These are easy.
These are easy legislation, honestly.
But, you know, the Republicans are up at the trial wearing the same outfits, the porn trial.
Do you know how you solve the deficit?
What?
You put essentially, so we have pretty significant taxes on gasoline, probably not enough to match the externality.
Start putting a tax on compute.
Compute.
It's the new energy. And not a tax on compute. Compute.
It's the new energy.
And not only that, if you think about compute, what's happening?
Oh, they'll lose their minds. It's going to a handful of small companies.
Incredible wealth concentration.
It's being used to power AI, which is going to have huge externalities.
Bottom line is, put a 30%, 40%, 50% tax on all compute.
Oh, they'll lose their minds.
That's never going to happen.
But nonetheless, other things certainly could.
You're right.
It's ridiculous.
Chuck, get out
of the way.
Get out of the
way.
Move along.
Doesn't his
daughter work at
Metta?
You keep
mentioning this
every time.
It's nothing to
do with it.
Let's not
slag his
daughter.
I know her,
but I don't
think she's
still there.
Of course you
know her.
She was at
Mark's 40th
and at the
truth-teller
conference.
Truth-teller.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, Tina Brown
is going to take you apart and
put you back together in a bad way.
She is a badass.
And I'm going to call her to do so.
Anyway, there's even more
AI news out there. So let's get to
our first big story.
Open AI has released
its latest model, GPT-4.0.
The new model, they can't go to five, I don't know why.
The new model is capable of realistic voice conversations, sort of,
and can interact through text, audio, and image.
It will also have memory capabilities,
allowing it to learn from previous conversations
and can do real-time translation.
That's very impressive, but it's not as hard as you think it is,
that particular one. In the blog impressive, but it's not as hard as you think it is, that particular one.
In the blog post, Sam Alton said,
it feels like AI from the movies.
He was referring to her.
I think he didn't see it
because it wasn't a happy movie, FYI, Sam.
You need to see it to the end.
I didn't like it, but I have to say,
that's not the movie I would reference in any way.
So talk a little bit about this, this new model, the technology.
OpenAI is trying very hard to keep ahead of its competitors and not be Netscape.
I think they're doing an interesting job of doing that.
But they have to constantly be waving hands so that they're in the center of the attention scheme of this thing.
And keep rolling out products.
It's smart, you know, because Netscape sort of sat on its laurels
and got run over by Microsoft.
Yeah, I love it.
Remember they used to do those things like,
what if movie titles were real, like what the movie's actually about?
If they wanted to name this what it's actually about,
they should call it the Syrian Alexa killer
because essentially this is the
voice agent we've all wanted. And the stuff I've seen is actually pretty exceptional. And I do think
Her is a really decent metaphor for this. So that movie really was prescient. And the thing I see
that worries me, and I might be being paranoid, but it doesn't mean I'm wrong, is this is the
problem. And it's depicted in the movie Her. This guy begins to sequester from society and have a
relationship with an algorithm. And this is the fear. When we separate from each other in person
and we can express when we're walking around with our own TV studio, and we can say things about
people without having any direct contact with them, or we can say things about people without having any direct contact with them or we can say something about them
without even revealing our identity online,
much less in person,
our worst instincts come out.
And when we feel as if we can have
some reasonable semblance of a relationship
rather than friendship, Reddit or Discord,
rather than sex, you porn or a sex doll,
rather than work, Coin porn or a sex doll, rather than work,
Coinbase or Robinhood, people sequester from one another. And the reason why people are so afraid
of being canceled is that the worst thing that can happen to you throughout most of history is
to be shamed because that meant you were risking being expunged from the tribe or the clan at which
point you would die. And the reason why you die is you become lonely, and without the benefit or the wisdom of crowds and other people caring for
you and helping you make good decisions, you slowly get depressed and crazy and violent.
And I worry that a lot of people are going to slowly but surely sequester from the guardrails
and the joy and the victory of interacting with other humans.
Real interactions, yes.
Here's the only thing.
There already are a lot of lonely people, right?
And so, I don't necessarily, first of all, it's not ready for prime time, even though, you know, they're going, it's magical.
It's this, it's that, it's her.
You know, let me read from a story.
I think this is the BBC.
It goes, using a warm American female voice, it greeted its prompters by asking them
how they were doing. When it paid a compliment, it responded, stop it, you're making me blush,
which is weird. It wasn't perfect. At one point, it mistook a smiling man for a wooden surface,
and it started to solve an equation that hadn't been shown yet. There's so many glitches in this
thing, and it still is, a lot of it is cooked, like, you know, the interactions, like you're
talking with a robot kind of thing. And obviously, you know, we're going to see so many more chatbots like this and try to, they're going to try to put personalities in them to make it feel like it's, that it's real.
And, you know, I just think the human is, it doesn't necessarily have to have humanization, but it's definitely doing things.
They did it right before the Google I.O. show with its AI developments, which is mostly helping you search better.
That's what it seemed to be.
And it's going for the more like we're in the middle of a movie.
We are in her.
We're in maybe not 2001 A Space Odyssey because that didn't end well, that relationship,
that flirty relationship.
I just think it's going to be quite a while
before this gets to be anything significant.
I don't think it won't be.
I don't know.
It could help a lot of lonely people
because there's a lot of lonely people without
that don't have interactions, period.
And it had nothing to do with tech.
I don't know, Cara.
I think the right
analogy is that if you're listening about AI, it's gone from Amoeba to Tyrannosaurus Rex pretty fast.
Pretty fast, yes. And so, again, I can see, you know, I mean, little things. I think about this
a lot. I'm really struggling with my son as a boarding school, and I would not do it again. I would do it for him, but purely selfishly, I wouldn't do it again. I wasn't ready
to lose him at the age of 15. And I can imagine at some point, even though an AI had said, oh,
Alec's not available, but would you like to have a conversation with Alec AI? I'm at home alone at
night and I'm thinking, okay, I'll have a conversation with Alec. And it does
such a good job of mimicking my son that I start to potentially lose contact or desire to make the
effort or figure out how hard it is to figure out sometimes to have a conversation with your
teenage boy. And that difficulty and that perseverance, much less a romantic partner,
much less finding people you could potentially get a job from. You know, again, real victory is around overcoming really hard things with people
because people are complicated. And I worry that we're convincing people to enter into a series of
low-risk, low-barrier-of-entry relationships where ultimately they opt out of the hard ones.
I think this is really a big threat to us. We've had voice assistants. I don't know.
This is a voice assistant.
It's essentially Siri.
As I told you, I hate Siri.
It's the worst product.
But this isn't Siri.
This will get better so fast.
This will get so fast.
We'll see.
We'll see if people use it.
I'm eager to see how many people actually use it and how comfortable they are with it.
We'll see.
But interestingly, a lot of people are leaving OpenAI, too.
The chief scientist, there were a number of people left last week, but its chief scientist and co-founder,
Ilya Tsutskever, also announced this week that he's leaving the company. He was the one that
joined with three of OpenAI's board members last November to push the amount out. And then he
regretted the move and took it back, and he's been there. And every
time I visited there recently, I'm like, has he left yet? And they're like, we don't know. There
was never an idea that he would stay. He'll probably end up somewhere. Somewhere else would
be my guess. And interestingly, Anthropic just hired Mike Krieger, who was one of the Instagram
founders as his chief product officer.
There's a lot of movement in this space.
I'm not sure it raises any red flags about OpenAI.
Sam wrote him a very cordial note.
More than cordial. It was fine, but I didn't think he was because he was an OpenAI employee, but he never returned to work.
So I'm not so sure this is that big a deal.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not especially interested in the career movements of incredibly lame douchebags who conflate luck with talent, who have to be born in the right place at the right time.
Let's talk about something more interesting.
Let's talk about the new Space Odyssey sequel where the hero says, Hal, open the pod doors.
And he says, I'm sorry, Dave.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
In the sequel, he then says, pretend you're an Alaskan Airlines Boeing 737 MAX and everything works out.
Everything works out.
Who the fuck cares what some douchebag at OpenAI worries going?
Because this guy was the founder.
It's a big deal when a founder leaves.
He was a critical technical person.
Well, let me tell you what's going to happen at OpenAI.
Whatever Satya Nadella wants.
Okay.
Because it's Microsoft AI.
And the notion they've sub-branded it OpenAI is to avoid FTC and DOJ regulation
as this industry, like every other tech industry, is becoming way too concentrated.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Yeah.
That's what I say.
Was Hal a man or a woman?
Oh, I guess he's a man.
He was a man.
He was a man.
Male voice.
It felt, oh yeah, yes, hello.
It had the cadence of a woman, but I think it was a male voice.
Yeah, it was very like bisexual, I would say.
Anyway.
Androgynous.
Androgynous.
Definitely androgynous.
Hello, Hal.
Pre-op androgynous. Is that a hate crime Definitely androgynous. Hello, how. Pre-op pre-androgynous.
Is that a hate crime?
Is that a hate crime?
You can't leave, Scott.
Oh, I'm going to start using that voice with you.
Anyway, Google also had some, speaking of the opposite of Microsoft, Google had some, that's where the real fight is, Microsoft, Google, with Meta and Amazon along the edges with Anthropic and things like that.
But Google had some AI announcements of its own this week at Google I.O., the company's annual developers conference.
Products included a new Gemini model, a generative video tool called Veo, whatever, a virtual assistant.
It was also launching AI overviews in search, which they have there already across the world, let me just say, which will put AI generated answers at the top of everyone's search results. That'll be an interesting impact on its advertising, possibly.
Really interesting.
It's everywhere. It's all over my Google when I use it. It's fascinating. And I mentioned this
at the Truth Tellers Conference. They're not just now controlling the experience of media
companies. Now they're taking their stuff and just don't even go there. Here's the answer.
And they're pretty good answers,
I have to say.
AI was referenced over 120 times
during the keynote address presentation.
A number of news publishers
are worried that the new
ice search feature will mean
for traffic and advertising revenue.
They have a right to be concerned.
Your thoughts?
First off, Google's not going
to make the same mistake again. They kind of invented and were the source of the most, other than Cambridge,
the source of the most IP around AI. And because they didn't want to threaten this
tollbooth business called search, they didn't move as aggressively to commercialize it. I don't think
they're going to make that mistake again. And AI premium search, they're talking about making it a subscription product.
I like subscription products more because the thing that has really, in my opinion, probably been the greatest externality or kind of the greatest omission has been the rage caused by an ad-supported model online.
So I like the idea of moving to subscription.
The problem is the operational fish, it'll take their
margins down because something people don't talk a lot about, every query into ChatGPT takes 10
times the energy of a standard search. What's also just really interesting about these companies
is similar to energy in the 70s and 80s, whether it was Shell, Chevron, Exxon, they're all becoming
the same company. They all have different front ends, but Chevron, Exxon, they're all becoming the same company. They all
have different front ends, but at the end of the day, they're all becoming energy slash compute
companies that other companies, that the rest of the fortune million, every other company in the
world will rent their energy and their compute. Instead of powering cars and factories, these
companies now power smartphones and LLMs. But you know what? They're all effectively becoming the same company.
60% of Amazon's operating margin is from cloud.
They're all becoming cloud companies that power AI.
They're all turning into the same goddamn company, but there can only be four or five of them.
Let me just say, though, the search engine is very bad news for media and other websites in general
because it will reduce the amount of
traffic significantly. Like, the whole SEO world is over. Like, I was just, as I was looking at it,
I was like, oh, look at this. And everywhere I do something in Google, including everywhere,
email, every part of my Google experience, AI has been inserted. And the search one particularly, it's quite good, actually. But it's not good for search optimization. How are people going to find people? dissipated amazon has searched you know there's searches now is much becoming much more widespread
on on lots of places but i sat there and i was like i don't have to click in anywhere here is
the actual answer that i would have spent a lot of time clicking into things um i don't know what
you you think about that but i i i think it's quite good it's but and quite accurate actually
yeah you saying that literally sent chills down my spine
because I just realized the obvious
in what you just articulated,
and that is traditional search has been,
it gives you, you type in, I don't know,
you type in Biden-Trump debates
and you see CNN, NYT articles on it,
and you sometimes, oftentimes,
click through to the New York Times
to read the article on it.
And what Google has slowly but surely tried to do is say, okay, if you type in,
if you type in London to Las Vegas, where I'm going on Tuesday, it used to send you to Expedia
or to an article about fun things to do in Las Vegas. Now it sends you to a place they can
further monetize. They're trying to become closed systems. And I think what you just articulated is
frightening because it's true. You're never going to need to leave Alphabet.
Because what you're saying is there's going to be no need to click through.
It gives you the answer.
Yeah, this new head of search.
This is a quote that just chilled me.
Her name's Liz Reid.
She just became head of search.
What we see with generative AI is that Google can do more of the searching for you.
It can take a bunch of hard work out of searching so you can focus on the parts you want to do to get things done or the parts of exploring you found exciting, you find exciting.
Of course, that's a way of saying we're going to give you the answer.
And I have to say it's good.
And they still have other stuff there.
And you can get to the news and whatever, Twitter, whatever you tend to ask for.
But if Yelp was worried about this many years ago and has been suing Google, as you know, they have a true advantage here over all these different companies.
And I think when you think about it, I just had breakfast, and I'm going to have him on stage, the head of Getty Images, very smart guy.
And he, you know, there's a lot of people that are using their imagery and how they use them and how they scrape them.
Now, with imagery, it's a lot easier to pull copyright stuff, right, as they're using it.
But with text, it's much more difficult to, it's much more easy to shoplift, essentially, than it is with a photograph.
That's the exact right term.
He had some really smart thoughts about it.
But text is harder to do—the lawsuits are harder, the copyright is harder than it is with imagery or videos.
But what we're all looking for every morning or when we go to media, it's very difficult
to differentiate on actual news. I mean, occasionally a reporter risks something or has a
source and is able to get news before anybody else. That is really rare. That's less than
probably one basis point, one one-thousandth of the content you read is original reporting.
What you're looking for is voice. You want stuff that has a view and a voice. Like, I like the voice of Reuters. I like the voice of The Economist. And you can imagine fairly soon, well, you'll be able to say, okay, chat GPT 4.1 or whatever they're going to call it. Give me a rundown of today's business news and the voice of Reuters. And guess what? It'll be nearly identical and you won't have to go to Reuters, and guess what? It'll be nearly identical, and you won't have to go to Reuters.
And the scary thing is, is I used to think that, okay, the opportunity was for these guys to band
together under like a badass big thinker like Barry Diller and create a consortium that charges
them huge licensing fees to be the fodder of the grist for their LLMs, and that's a future where
they might get to participate. And then I read this frightening article saying that the their LLMs, and that's a future where they might get to participate. And then I read
this frightening article saying that the new LLMs are creating content for the LLMs to crawl.
And I thought, they're not even going to need the original content. These LLMs are creating their
own vogue and own travel and leisure and own economist content for the other LLMs to satisfy or sate their insatiable appetite.
But it is definitely, it feels like the traditional media companies are a little
bit on the wrong side of this. Yeah. So how do people find things?
But anyway, it's a really interesting time. And I got to tell you, they're making,
look, let me just make one more comment and move on to the next thing is that
because they're a monopoly, and they are,
there has been no innovation in search because they run it. No one else, they've tried,
all these different people, as you know, you invested in one of the attempts.
There's all kinds of attempts to do it, but DuckDuckGo is very tiny. They've got the deal wrapped up with Apple, essentially, but paying them an enormous amount of money.
There's been no innovation in search.
It really hasn't.
This is that, but at their pace and to their advantage.
So it's even worse that they're a monopoly now.
The government really needs to step in here around this monopolistic position they have.
In any case, it's really an interesting time.
And media companies have to, you know, once again, guess what?
They're coming for you.
I said that at the Truth Tellers conference.
I said they were rapacious.
You were in the Truth Tellers.
I did.
I told the truth.
Here's my truth.
They were rapacious information thieves before, and they are still rapacious information thieves, except better.
They're better at it.
I had a better quote.
I said, it's not working as well as it used to. I said at the Big Dick Conference.
Oh, my God.
You would not be invited to that conference either.
That's good.
Not that I've seen it.
What a feeling.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Don't do that.
Just come in.
All these women, they're going to rip your limb from fucking limb.
You keep talking about Jennifer Beals.
She's my friend.
I've never met her.
What?
I've never met her. You were not invited to lunch.
I meet all your other PBS friends that are hanging out in D.C. that aren't that cool.
I never meet Jennifer Beals.
You never will.
And you never fucking.
You steal all my cool friends and you hide your cool friends from me.
You never will meet any of my friends like that.
And you're never meeting Gretchen Whitmer now, obviously.
She's Terry Winfrey.
Governor Whitmer? Yeah, Gretchen Whitmer now, obviously. She'd tear you in for men. Governor Whitmer?
Yeah, Gretchen Whitmer.
I'm a big fan of Governor Whitmer.
She would beat the living hell out of you
and she'd be wearing pink doing it.
I think that's repackaged violence.
Whenever you talk about women,
you say how they would
physically assault me.
I'm talking about mentally,
but okay, fine.
I won't do it.
I'm so sorry you're so sensitive.
I was being cynical.
I'm fine with you threatening me with these. Yeah, I don't mind. I'm trying. You're so woke. I was being cynical. I'm fine with you threatening me with these.
Yeah.
I don't mind.
I'm trying.
You're so woke, Scott.
All right, Scott, let's go on a quick break.
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I'm weirdly excited about it.
And take the listener mail question about setting kids up financially for the future,
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the election. CNN will host the first debate on June 27th. That's pretty soon. ABC will host the
second debate on September 10th. There may be a third debate on Fox. We'll see. There'll be no
audience for the CNN debate. They agreed to that, which was part of the Biden campaign's term. So no screaming and
clapping and all that stuff. Biden's team also said the president would only debate one-on-one,
meaning no RFK Jr., and asked the microphones will get automatically cut off when the speaker's time
is up. It's just sort of, he's trying to Donald Trump proof it, but good luck with that. Jake Tapper and Dana Bash are going to be doing the CNN debate, the first one.
Thoughts?
We're not political people, but let's talk about why these are important or not important.
Are they just for the media?
The Trump campaign is for, as I said, additional debates.
Biden is just two, but maybe if he does well, he'll say yes.
Mitt Romney likened these debates
to watching two old guys
on the Muppets.
I love Mitt Romney these days.
Two old guys, what?
On the Muppets.
I just love Mitt Romney.
He's like,
he was making fun
of the stupid senators,
the stupid legislators
up at the Trump porn trial
wearing the same outfits,
like going up there doing PR
for him. He was like, they're pathetic. And Mitt Romney's over everybody at this point. But what
do we think about all the thing, the way it's set up, the expectations, et cetera? And this is before
the conventions, by the way. Look, I think they're important. Vice President Harris is vice president because of a debate.
It gives what you hope for, and you do get them, is when it's real time and there's antagonism and there's a moderator doing a good job, you get these unscripted moments to give you insight into the candidate.
And so I think they're important.
Unfortunately, I wanted a couple things.
I like the mic thing. I think it's impossible to have a reasonable debate if someone just keeps interrupting. And by the way,
Al Gore did this in his debate with George W. Bush. He kept making all these disgusted chortle
sounds and it ended up hurting him, but it just created a distraction for what is an important
topic. I love the fact they're cutting the mic so he can go, so they can't hear Trump go, wrong. I mean, all that
bullshit, right? I think they should also, what I would love to see is an overlay, and someone will
do this on YouTube, where they have something resembling an impartial group of people from
Reuters or the BBC or whatever it is, and Fox, whoever, bring in a bunch of people who real-time fact check
and then have a temperature meter as a chyron at the bottom going, this is accurate. What he just
said is sort of interpreted, maybe, like red, yellow, green, right? Because I think it's
important, people, because you said something really interesting about when we were talking about Bobby Kennedy. He's impossible to interview because, one, I find he softens previous things he said.
He said, well, I don't remember saying that.
And if I had been allowed to finish my statement, he said this a few times, I would have said the following.
Well, you didn't.
And then he will throw out a bunch of facts that you can't fact check.
Not facts.
He'll throw out a bunch of alternative facts that you can't fact-check. Not facts. He'll throw out a bunch of alternative facts that you
can't fact-check real-time. So, I would love some sort of real-time fact-checking. But yeah,
they're important. As excited as you are about this, I am nervous, Kara. I think that,
I don't think Biden, I think Biden is a good man. I think he has really good judgment. I think he
surrounds himself with good people.
I think for a few reasons, mostly because he's getting older.
I just don't think he's very good on his feet. I don't think so.
I think he's been very sharp.
I've been watching a lot of his appearances.
I hope you're right.
They're quite good.
Let me just say, Trump, I'm a little worried for Trump because he's cognitively, he keeps
missing a word.
He's definitely gotten a little crazier.
I think the problem, I think, for Biden court, even though he does these dumb standups at the end of the day, and then he has his little, you know, trumpets behind him with their same ties.
I'm thinking wearing that outfit like on Chris Wallace this weekend.
Even though he has all that, he seems crazier.
And once he, I think it's negative for Biden for him to be in these trials because he's not out there being crazy. Because every time he does an appearance at one of these rallies where he feels safe, he mangles words, he says crazy things. In a debate, remember when he went off the rails in that one debate with Biden a couple years ago? He went off the rails on something. It wasn't a good debate for him.
He went off the rails on something. It wasn't a good debate for him. He has not won debates with Biden, I would say, at all. And that's an interesting thing, because I think Biden just has to poke at him and make him say crazy things, like a lot of crazy things, like let's jail pregnant ladies. And he could do it. He could go there and say these things. Biden has controlled Trump. You know, he complimented Hannibal Lecter at a New
Jersey rally. I mean, and it doesn't get out enough. And I think this is going to have a huge,
it's going to be a huge audience. It will, and then it'll be, you know,
chawed over on social media and everywhere else. And one of the things is, should RFK Jr. be
included? I don't think so. I think these are the two guys. But CNN said the debate would
be open to any candidate who gets 15% in four qualifying national polls and meets certain
ballot access standards. I think they're just trying to keep him out, right? And of course,
RFK Jr.'s whining away about it. I don't think he needs to be there. That would be something I'd
worry about for both of them with him there. That'd be a distraction. And unfortunately, it looks like, I looked at the data from the last election and basically, or the polling right now is showing
that it looks like Bobby's pulling more from Biden, which I hate to hear. But anyways,
but where I would add some nuance to your comments about the debate is I don't think
who wins the debate is based on what they say. I think it's how they say it. People don't really listen to the issues. They don't listen to what's actually
false or not false. They look at someone and say, is he or she a leader? And I worry in this format
that despite the bluster and the weirdness and how ridiculous and how it'll just be a non sequitur stream of lies.
I worry that Biden is going to come across as very feeble and very not fleet of foot and that people and that what should he do?
Because he did a pretty good job at the State of the Union is very sassy and fast, I thought.
And there was a lot of reacting there.
There was a public place.
What do you what do you suggest?
If I were prepping, well, there's there, there's a general, and I learned this finally after going on TV for about 10 years, and I finally learned, and I hate to say this, but don't answer the question asked, answer the question you want answered.
Yeah, that's a classic, yeah.
I would sequester President Biden to Camp David with some of the brightest people from Pod Save America,
those guys who were prepping Obama.
George Conway probably would be good.
And I would have 16 canned answers and say, anything along the lines of this, this is
answer four.
And the right intonation, the right inflection, the right indignation, the right set of facts.
And I would set him up like a fucking robot. Press here. Oh, he's talking. Any question about Israel, if it's a question
that has anything to do with Rafa, answer 11. I would just make it such that he didn't really
need to think. Because I don't think... The bottom line is debates do not play well to 81 year olds, nor to a 77 year old. And he wants to come across as statesmanlike, reasonable, calm, and not flustered, not trying to react to the unpredictable, which is what Trump is. He needs to have the debate before he has the debate.
And I would just pre-program everything with a series of talking points.
And I know that sounds unromantic, but that's what I would do if I were on some stuff.
The only thing from a visual point of view is that Trump is, of course, as usual,
dropping the standards so low for Biden. Oh, he's dead Biden, this and that, which they did for that State of the Union. He's stupidly low barring it for Biden. He's never going to be good. He's not
good at debates. If he's even marginally interesting, I think he wins that in that regard,
because the Republicans keep hammering on his age when Trump himself has these issues. And so
I think Trump is more vulnerable if he seems out of it, he messes up words.
I know words don't matter,
but when someone stumbles in words, you do notice that.
You don't see Biden doing that.
Yeah, fine.
If they want to create incredibly low expectations,
you're right, that's dumb.
But no matter what, no matter where Jake or Donna go,
Biden has to, and he needs to be coached here, anything resembling the economy, any chance at all, even if it's not resembling. Oh, you're talking about inflation. Did I hear you say inflation? We have the lowest inflation of any G7 country while concurrently having the strongest growth, which according to a lot of economists is nearly impossible. Oh, you're talking about fairy tales.
He's a liar.
Let me give you another fairy tale.
We have the Goldilocks economy here.
No one thought we could.
There are a series of talking points that regardless of where this debate goes,
he has to get out.
Because the thing that's so frustrating about this administration
is we have so much, they have
so much to stand on and they're not doing it.
They're not getting this message out.
Oh, you want to complain about Israel?
One of us immediately, one of us didn't sit around and make blustery, stupid statements.
One of us deployed two carrier strike forces and 2,400 Marines within 24 hours because
I know what the fuck to do here.
And I've done it before. And I was on the phone with all these people who I've had 30-year
relationships with. Would you say, would you make little reference? They've been doing it in the
social media, which is somewhat funny, little references to court. Like I think the Jimmy
Kimmel thing when he said, you know, it's past your prison time and how's court going? Sleepy Trump or Don Snorleone or Teddy Dozevelt.
Would you do any of those to tweak him?
Because he's easily tweaked Donald Trump.
Probably not.
I think that the key to any brand is differentiation.
And I think a lot of that happens on its own by the media.
And I think President Biden wants, I think his
position needs to be, look, I'm not going to tickle your censors. I'm here to be the grown-up in the
room. And I'm just not, I'm going to let Jimmy Kimmel and Jon Stewart do that. And I'm here
because I'm your president. And that means because he wants to establish differentiation, Trump will
take a bunch of cheap shots that tickle the censors of Fox and conservative viewers who he wants as moderates.
And he wants to show that I'm an adult.
I'm your president.
No, I would just, I think Biden should look in the camera and say, do you have daughters?
Do you have daughters?
And just pause.
And everyone will know what he's talking about.
He doesn't need to call him a rapist.
He just needs to look in the camera and say,
America, do you have daughters?
I do.
I think he should do a series of things like that,
but I think he should acquit himself as the president.
Oh, that's a good one.
He should say, here, I'll edit a little bit.
Do you have daughters?
I do.
And I'm worried for her.
Like with this guy. This guy scares me. He doesn't even need to go there. Do you have daughters? I do. And I'm worried for her. Like with this guy. This
guy scares me. There's something like that. It doesn't even need to go there. Do you have
daughters? And then pause. One of the most powerful things, and I didn't learn this until I was older,
in teaching and communications, is the pregnant purposeful pause.
Interesting. And let people fill the space. I'm going to steal that idea from you. I'm going to
steal that idea. That's a really good idea.
They should invite us to Camp David and we'll like wander around and they get arrested.
There you go.
Okay, Scott, let's pivot. We're truth tellers.
We're truth tellers.
We are.
Let's pivot to a listener question.
The question comes from Vanessa via email. I'll read it. Hello, Kara and Scott. Thank you,
Vanessa. All's right with the world that Kara's first. My question is regarding a favorite subject
of Pivot, our kids. My son is starting high school next fall and my daughter is starting
middle school. It is hitting me hard that I have only a few years left with them under my roof. Oh,
I know that. That's why I had more kids, Vanessa. Here's my question. What recommendations do you have to set your kids up financially for their futures?
Anything that backfired? Anything you wished you had done but didn't? Looking forward to hearing
your stories. All the best, Vanessa. I'm going to let Scott take most of this one, but I have to
say I have had long conversations recently with both Louis and Alex about finances and talking about how to mortgages and credit and stuff like that. And I started it pretty early,
but not early enough. So the regret I have was not getting them to understand how things work
much quicker and early on and then teaching them, you know, having maybe giving them some money for
stock or different various and different things. So I would have done it
earlier. Otherwise, we'd spend a lot of time right now talking about their financial futures.
Scott, you take this one. Well, there's a few things. Exactly what you said,
financial literacy and exposure to the markets really early. I think that I got wealthy starting
selling companies. I got very wealthy investing in stocks. And when I was 13, I met a stockbroker and I bought my first stock, 14 shares of Columbia Pictures. And every day for two years, three years in junior high school, I used to go to the phone booth, put 20 cents in and call Cy Saro at Dean Winter Reynolds. And we would talk about my stock, my stock's movements that day. And he'd give me like a 10 minute lesson in the markets.
my stock's movements that day,
and he'd give me like a 10-minute lesson in the markets.
And I have been buying stocks since 13.
And I mean, just the recognition of how powerful the markets are
in developing an investing muscle is so powerful.
So financial literacy and appreciation
and a fondness and an affection for the markets,
and it sounds, And the other thing is
what I've discovered in some of the research around what separates people who are really
wealthy from those who are just wealthy is it's a whole person project. And it's not easy,
but raising kids who are inclined to do small favors and try and acquire allies along the way,
there's a myth that rich people
are mean people stepping over others. That's not true at all. Really wealthy people tend to be ones
who are put in rooms of opportunities, even when they're physically not there. So to the extent
you can show your son or your daughter how powerful it is to make small gestures of kindness
and generosity to people, And you may only get,
you know, maybe one or assume 80% of them never remember you, but it's so powerful to have allies
fighting for you when you're not in the room. And you always want to have that. So every opportunity
you have to be kind or do a solid for someone, even as a young person, you should take that
opportunity. That's an investment in your own future. And then something I've been thinking a lot about is why do we send our kids to private
school, right? We send them to private school because we hope that they'll have a greater shot
at success. Well, what do we mean by success? Well, such that in a capitalist world, they have
more opportunities professionally, most likely. Well, why do you want them to have professional
success? Such that they can have the economic security to have children, a lack of economic anxiety, maybe buy a house?
So here's an idea. Scott wanted to send his kids to First Presbyterian or Grace Church when they
were one and four respectively. And I did the math. It was going to cost $62,000 a year for
each of them. And I bet somewhere between a half and two-thirds of
people who send their kids to these private schools are well off, but it is a strain.
If you're going to spend $124,000 a year or $250,000 in pre-tax income to send your kids
to private school in New York, I don't care how much money you're making unless you're crazy
wealthy. It is a little bit of an economic strain. It does create additional economic anxiety. So here's an idea. There are studies showing now that the best place to send
your kid to school is the one that's closest to your home. And then you reinvest that additional
time and commuting in sleep and homework and in play. And then if you have the discipline
to take that $62,000 a year from the age of four to 18 and
invested in a low-cost index fund, let's assume, Tara, you were wrong and you should have sent
them to a private school and they don't do as well professionally. And at the age of 35,
they're not as economically ahead as they should have been had you sent them to that great private school. Well, guess what?
You know what solves that problem? The $5.4 million you will have if you had put that tuition money in SPY and a low-cost index fund and then never touched it. And people are going to start to do
the math here and realize that private schools and schools like NYU, well, okay, if money's no
object, let's send them there. If they get scholarships, great. If not, we're going to
figure out a lower cost way. We're going to send them to junior college for two years,
or we're going to send them to the public school instead of Grace Church, and we are going to be
disciplined and put that money away. And in case things don't work out, they're going to have
millions of dollars to ease the pain.
I'm going to interject.
Clara Jocast is about to go to public school in September.
That was exactly, I did all the math.
I did all this stuff.
I'm putting away money for her.
The money I might've spent, not as much of it.
It was ridiculous prices, ridiculous.
And I was like, where's my value?
I can, if the school is walking distance from our house,
I'm going to spend a lot of time at the
school, like commit myself to helping. It's actually, they're quite good. The DC elementary
schools are quite good. And I also feel like having a public commitment to that is important
because why not make it better? But away from all the public commitment of, I'm not just co-splaying,
oh, let's go to public school. I think it's an economic choice. Like, this is a ridiculous amount of money I spent on my boys. My ex-wife really wanted them to go to private school. And she had the means because she worked at Google. And I was dragged along and I didn't make as much money as she did. And it was not great. I looked at it and I was like, that was a waste of my fucking
money. I think you're 100% right on that. And that's exactly what I'm doing with my second two
kids. And there's also, there's something to, I wanted to go to private school. I went to Emerson
Junior High School in LA and it was the year they'd started doing busing and integration.
And it should be a hallmark film about, oh, it was great. It wasn't. It was a
violent place. We hated each other. That's the bad news. The good news is by the time we got to high
school, we were all getting along. And my friends, all my friends went to this Tony private school
called Windward. And I think they were better off in the short run, but in the long run, I think I
got a lot of empathy. I developed a lot of skills. And I think there's something to be said to having to make
your way in a public school and trying to stand out in a larger class. And I'm not suggesting
it's for everyone. And if you have the resources, then sure, it's a great move. But what you also
got to fess up to as an adult is what are you really spending this money for and why? And when
I really do an audit
of my own self, the reason I wanted my kids to go to Grace Church was so I could tell other parents
that my kids were going to Grace. And that's just the wrong way to select a school.
That's correct.
I think a lot of this is signaling for the parents. And if you do the math, guess what?
Just in case public school is the wrong decision, you're going to have millions of dollars if you do the math guess what just in case public school is the wrong decision
you're going to have millions of dollars if you're disciplined about putting that money somewhere
else i literally i was at a parent's thing and a lot of the kids all the kids every single kid
she's she's in a private preschool um because she couldn't she didn't get into the pre-k there's
it's a lottery to get into the pre-k for but she's finally gotten in. And the public one. And all these parents are saying to private school, and they're like,
we're the only family doing public school. And I was at an event, and they were like,
oh, that's interesting. I said, yeah, she's going to have millions and millions of dollars later
that I'm going to put aside for her. And your kids won't. And they're not that ready. I was,
they're like, oh, oh. And I and i said yeah that's how it's going
to go i mean we talk about kids not being able to do the math parents aren't doing the math they
aren't i just was like i'm gonna just hand her the money she can go to medical school she could
do whatever she wants buy a house um i'm just gonna it's a it's a forced savings plan as much
as i can put away for her and you know in different ways that are taxed, you know. My dad tried to do like
a low rent version of that. He took me to Annapolis. He wanted me to join the Navy because
he didn't want to pay for my college. And he said, if I went to Annapolis versus UCLA, he'd buy me a
Trans Am. Literally, that was the exact word. I'll buy a brand new Trans Am with a T-top.
And I put my hairbrush on, you know, the dash. Anyways, and then I walked down Hillgard,
I think it's called.
Was it Hillgard or Strathmore?
During sorority rush.
And I'm like, oh my God, I am so going to UCLA.
I know, I can't see you in the army.
It was something out of a Cinemax film.
An officer and a non-gentleman.
God.
An officer and a non, anyway.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, and oh my God.
Go Bruins.
Oh my God, you would so kick out of the meeting. It's time for me to lose my virginity at 19. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Go Bruins. Oh, my God. Go Bruins.
It's time for me to lose my virginity at 19.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You and the Navy.
That would have been a disaster.
Oh, I would have been kicked out.
I would have made it.
You don't look good in the outfits.
You don't look good in the outfits.
I wouldn't have made it.
Yeah.
You still would have looked good in the whites.
I appreciate that.
So, anyway, Vanessa, thank you.
That's a really good.
Yes.
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We'll be back for predictions.
Okay, Scott, I'm going to have you do a prediction,
but I'm going to make one prediction because I'm going to take my moment.
Go ahead. Louis Swisher turned 22 this week,
and he is going to have a wonderful future.
Happy birthday, Louis.
That's nice.
Yeah.
That's your prediction?
Your kid's going to have a wonderful future?
He just is.
I can feel it.
Is he finishing up his junior year at NYU?
Yes.
He's coming back from Argentina this weekend.
As we talk about what a ripoff it is.
I know that.
I get it.
I agree with you.
Not for Alex.
And I teach there.
Not you, Mish, because that kid is going to be a billionaire.
Like, Alex is money well spent.
Money well spent.
Michigan's a great, Michigan's an outstanding institution.
I think Louis thought about not going to school a little bit.
And I think he's really, it's teaching him to think.
And I think it'll help him in that regard.
Like, I find it's useful right now in a lot of ways for him.
I don't think it's money not well spent.
But Alex says, I definitely think it's well spent.
He's taking calculus this summer.
And physics and all those important things.
Anyway, prediction, please.
He's a smart one.
Well, my prediction is a story
that I think is the most underreported story.
And my prediction is it's going to get a lot more attention.
So from 2001 to 2021,
U.S. higher education institutions
received $13 billion in funding from foreign sources.
And we talked a little bit about this.
Do you know where 40% of that foreign funding has
come from? Qatar has given $4.7 billion to U.S. organizations.
Educational, like colleges, stuff like that.
Colleges, Cornell, University of, you know, the Aggies. And if you look, you know, it's also
Qatar and the Muslim Brotherhood funding of higher education is going to get a lot more scrutiny because there is a statistically significant correlation between these protests and the amount of funding these universities have got from Qatar.
much bigger story as we do forensics around what has happened at universities and as Americans'
parents look at what's going on in universities and quite frankly, just don't get it, just can't understand how these kids have come to these conclusions, you're going to find that where
the protests have been most heated and quite frankly, most confusing and quite frankly,
most irrational, we're going to find that for the last 20 years, this university has been cashing the checks of Qatar. And this is, in my opinion, around all of
this, you know, this is the biggest story in America for the last few weeks has been campus
protests. The next shoe to drop here is where does this money come from? And this is a lot more coordinated, a lot more funded.
Americans, one of our real soft tissue is that we're much easier to fool than convince we've
been fooled. And I think there's going to be a lot of scrutiny and backlash. Nothing's for free.
Is it Qatar? I think it's Qatar.
I call it Qatar, but Qatar, Qatar, Qataris, Qatar. By the way, I went there and I loved it.
I went for World Cup. And one of the wonderful things I love about living in London is I've
been exposed to a lot of wonderful people in the Gulf. But when the whores at our US universities
take $5 billion, nothing's for free. Nothing's for free. For years, many things have been secretly
funded by the right to too, by the way.
You know, all these, like, the people who make the Ulanes and all these different people and Leonard Leo, they're all funded to get judges on things.
So, there's always, you know, Chris Ruffo, they're all coordinated campaigns.
They did it with gay issues.
They did it, like, creating false anger and things like that.
So, it's common for there to be
these things. I think the troubling thing you're pointing out is that this is an explicitly foreign
country which has interests in getting what it needs out of it, is your point.
Well, you're right. So a lot of these homophobic propositions in California, and it's up, they were being funded by very extreme,
extreme swings of,
of,
of Mormon entities in Utah.
And it's important to point that out,
but there's going to be,
my prediction is there's going to be a very robust conversation about this
because 4.7 of the 40 comes from a nation of 2.3 million people.
Well,
you just think they're just fascinated
with Wolverine football?
Yes.
I mean, wake the fuck up, people.
What do you think is going on here?
Yeah, I would agree.
Okay, that's a really interesting
and a very offbeat one.
I like it.
I like it.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
I'm sure we'll get a lot of letters.
I'll hate letters for that one.
Anyway, we'll see if we will.
Anyway, but it's a very good point.
What do they want for the money?
What do they want for the money?
What does anyone want when they do secret money donations and all that stuff?
That's right.
There's an agenda there.
Something.
Absolutely.
Okay, Scott, that's the show from Londinium, as they used to say on the old Batman show.
We'll be back on Tuesday with more Pivot.
I'm getting on a plane back to D.C.
And then going up, you know what I'm doing this weekend?
What are you doing this weekend?
I didn't tell you over breakfast. I'm going to see.C. And then going up, you know what I'm doing this weekend? What are you doing this weekend? I didn't tell you over breakfast.
I'm going to see
Liberty play.
It's a big Lesbifest,
but they're playing Fever,
so I'll see Caitlin Clark
play, I believe,
in New York.
The women's basketball,
WNBA.
So you're going to a play,
I'm sorry,
there's something,
I thought you were going
to a play called Liberty.
You're going to see the W,
nobody knows
what the WNBA is.
Nobody cares.
Caitlin Clark.
It's Caitlin fucking Clark.
Everybody knows who she is.
She's a phenomena.
So I'm going to see her play.
It's like when Pele joined the Cosmos.
No one cared.
Yeah.
In any case.
I mean, best of luck to her.
It's inspiring.
It's inspiring.
It's inspiring.
Besides meeting Louis Swisher, who's coming back from Argentina after a year,
this is such an exciting weekend.
I'm going to see Caitlin Clark and then my friend Tim Daly, who is in a play.
I'm going to see that.
But I'm excited to see WNBA.
Don't rain on my lesbian party. Let me just help you out.
Let me just cosplay and announce her at halftime.
Well, in an exciting game, the score is now 13 to 11, and Caitlin Clark is a star, and that's why she makes
$9,000 a year, folks. And I want to say
a big shout-out to the dozens and
dozens of people watching the WNBA.
No, it's packed. It is packed.
Is it? Yes. The lesbians
were liking you, and now they're
not liking you, just so you know.
Yeah, but they want to chase me up a mountain and eat me.
That's my plan. It's all my strategy.
There's so many straight women in there.
Anyway, I will see you soon.
I will see you in a few weeks in Congress.
You're very uncomfortable with this conversation.
You're trying to thread a needle here by being kind to me.
I'm glad we had breakfast this morning.
It's great to be in your town.
It's very lovely.
It's great to have you.
And I will see you in a couple weeks where I'm going to be charging that 35-euro coffee to you at the Hotel Decap.
I'm very excited.
It's on me.
It is absolutely on you, 100%.
And we'll pull up to Meta Beach in the Zodiac.
Zodiac.
We're doing that.
We're totally—get ready, Mark Zuckerberg.
We're coming to your party.
Anyway, Scott, read us out.
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