Please Stop Talking - Adventure Quest: A PST Side-Note

Episode Date: July 12, 2019

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Welcome to the podcast. Who's going to do it? You're going to love this feature, David. I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. Ever since we stopped doing intros. Welcome to the podcast. And Avery didn't say hey halfway through it I was waiting for it and I was ready and it didn't happen I kinda liked it cause he didn't interrupt

me so he's getting better I'm working on that I am working on that wait weren't we supposed to start with conversations and then just say oh by the way welcome to the podcast no we still do the but supposed to start with conversations and then just say, oh, by the way, welcome to the podcast? No, we still do the... But we just start with the... Oh, right, we do that now.

Proper intro. Yeah. Thanks. So, David, at some point when we're just having a regular conversation, can you just start playing your keyboard? Oh, I did that already? Are you talking to Future David? Yeah. I play his talking to Future David? Yeah.

I play a song for Future David. Oh my god. We're talking about DSP and Beaterator and music remixes. Yeah. What's your favorite one? That's pretty much it. I don't really know where to go from there. My favorite one was when I was

really young, there was a thing, there was a website called Millsbury. Millsbury? Millsbury? Millsbury? No, Millsbury. It was like this,

these cereal companies that decided to join hands and make this fucking online flash portal game. Yeah. Dude, yeah, Mills, but wait. Oh, shit. It was like Second Life, but General Mills. Yes, yes. Yes, that's it. It was exactly that. And you had

your avatar in your house, and in that game, in that game, they had, like, this place where you could, I think, click on cereal bowls and make really shitty electronic beats.

No, it was sick. Shout out to Millsberry. Was it like real Second Life where you were basically playing sleep paralysis? Yeah. I wish that was my first life. It was more like Neopets,

if anything. Okay. Neopets with your fucking serial sonar. I was thinking more in line of like, are you more of a thugs on the floor guy or more of an I spawn, I die guy? I spawn.

Okay. Oh, there's two. Dude, there's so many. I'm looking at the playlist. He made a playlist called Popular DSP Music Remixes. Popular? That's right here. I guess they are popular.

There's so many. They have more fucking... There's Falcon Punch. Classic. That's when he was playing Heavy Rain. Is Sinead can still play Wizard 101 for free? Oh, he changed his... There's Falcon Punch? Classic. That's when he was playing Heavy Rain. Is Shanae can still play Wizard 101 for free? Oh, he changed his YouTube

avatar. It used to be him with the Sonic hat. It was that for ages. Yeah. It was that for a really long time. I'm sad, dude. That was good. How did you watch all of Project 7 without noticing he got a new avatar? Dude, I was shit faced

that's fair like not beer wise just my head was filled with thoughts what is this what is this adventure quest what did you just send oh my god

do you not know about adventure quest send? Oh my god! Do not know about Adventure Quest. Adventure Quest! Oh my god. I'm like one of the only people that actually paid to get guardian status. Like I was so into this game.

No, it's like I can't even like oh fuck i want to play right now i want to do a fucking adventure quest stream tonight just grind a bit you know podcast this is now an adventure stream what the hell when i was a kid since like the the link like the url to go on the website is battle on yeah since we were like stupid too no we were called battle leon yes because we were you're a moron we were french kids and we were like oh my fucking god dude oh they had a mech game called like mech quest as well i'm looking at all the fucking websites on the side now yeah it's a flash game that's somehow an mmo they own arctics dungeons and doom nights back this on kickstarter seven days to go oh Oh my god, it's so funded.

How much? $36,000 pledged a $5,000 goal. Hell yeah. Dude, it's still going. I didn't know it was still going. I'm making a character right now. Mandy, can you put this on the list? No. I don't want people to know I know about it.

Can you put this game on the list? If people know I know about it. Wait you put this game on the list? If people know I know about it, but wait. This is the podcast, isn't it? It is the podcast. Fuck! What do you mean this is the podcast? We've been recording for a little while, yeah. That doesn't mean we've started it, though.

Do they still have my... Do they still have your character? Do you still have your Guardian Sound character? Oh my god, I still have my character, I think you guys are gonna shit your pants when you see the character's name. Oh my fucking god. Deet? Deet? I don't get it. Did you know if you click the button to choose a new face it gives you a new style and fit? Is that death without an H?

Yes! Oh my. Deet. Oh my. Oh my goodness. I can become deep. You have to open it. You have to let's see what he looks like. Oh my. I think he just looks. Wait. Let me. Oh I need to put on

my equipment. Give me a second. Oh my goodness. I need to. What is mirror I need to What is mirror disc? Oh I need to see if I still have my yo-ville character. Yikes dude. What? Yo, you don't remember the social media thing on Facebook? Oh no I had a pet chicken. Zero dex.

I have zero dex. Oh my god, I was so fucking stupid. Oh my god. The name of my chicken is chicken without a C. What the fuck? Chiken? It's just hicken? It's just chicken. It's just chicken.

No, it has like one C at the start, not at the end. I just realized. What do you mean at the end? There's no C at the end of chicken! What do you mean? Yeah, chicken. C-H-I-C-K-E-N. There's no...

It's not C-K, it's just K. That's the middle. Oh no, Artic's got screaming. What the the middle. Oh no, Ardix has three explanations. Stop screaming, you're fucking... It's just like Fargoth and Morrowind. I'm upset because you said there's a C at the end of chicken. Well, there's a C in the middle of chicken. There is no C at the end of chicken!

Well, yeah, there is. That's not true. There is a C in the middle of chicken. Oh, there is a... Fuck! I thought it was in the middle oh there is a fuck i thought it was just a k wow you're at boone would have won oh yeah the second c yo they're in a magic shop they did oh what the fuck is in the cast okay speaking of ed boone can we talk about the fact that there's a fucking map in well stage in MK 10 that's called refugee camp But it's camp with a K

Combat refugee camp. Oh, it's real it's so real oh dude this is the worst podcast on earth because we're just playing adventure quests now look at it this is entirely Mandy's fault we're literally just showing each other

pictures guys stop fucking playing look at the wiki entry for refugee camp entirely Mandy's fault. We're literally just showing each other pictures of the worst. Guys, stop fucking playing Adventure Quest. Look at the wiki entry for Refugee Camp. You could also read it. Refugee Camp with a K is a stage in the Mortal Kombat series.

Hosted by a battalion of special forces soldiers. Okay. If you guys stop playing Adventure Quest... I was reading the Mortal Kombat wiki. Now I'm playing Adventure Quest. Please fucking stop. Wow, that animation is really good.

No one can see it! Please shut up! Dude, I'm about to get on YoVille. I fucking hate everyone. No, but seriously, you guys ever play those social games on Facebook? The really bad ones? The ones that you always get invited to. Like FarmVille and MafiaQuest?

Yeah, MafiaQuest. MafiaVille. Wait, is it MafiaVille or MafiaQuest? There's Mafia everything. It was the Zynga game, I think. Yeah, yeah. So, Vasquez did a parody of it. It was on Facebook. Zynga game, I think. Yeah, yeah. Sobuscus did a parody of it.

It was on Facebook. Yeah, and then the one me and my friends played all the fucking time was YoVille. And how YoVille worked, and I'm sure if people are old enough to remember YoVille, how it worked is to get money, you have

to show up at the factory, and you actually had to work a shift. Is that a crypto miner? So we'd get home from school, and then we'd be like, alright, hang on, I can't play just yet, I gotta go to the factory. What the fuck? What the fuck? And then we'd get our coins. And then we could play in the sleds or something. Because you needed money to play the minigames.

I really like that you don't know. Give me a sec. I need to close my window. Why does throwing a bone do shadow damage? This is fucked up. Can you stop? He just throws a fucking bone. It's like shadow damage. No one up can you stop he just throws the fucking bone it's like no it's garbage he's dead thank god victory moon can you nerf the shadow damage

10 gold for me oh my god please fucking stop 10 gold for me oh shit I leveled up you didn't even have to do a shift at the factory for that gold oh my god please fucking stop please just don't stop just stop you're playing the old version go play adventure quest 3D on steam instead

there's a steam there's a steam version it's a 3D game find out if it's on GOG before you tell people to buy it there. Let me look. It's a free-to-play game. It's Adventure Quest 3D, and it's on

fucking Steam. 3D? A whole new dimension. Hang on a second. What do you mean 3D? I need to know what Adventure Quest 3D looks like. It honestly looks... No, it's on Steam. Recent reviews, very positive positive What is this? This is wow

I mean it's Even a potato can play this apparently Yo you guys want to play Adventure Quest? What happened to you? Fuck the podcast Let's just stream Adventure Quest instead Fuck having a new episode. Holy shit, it looks like RWBY.

Oh, it does! Actually, it looks objectively better than RWBY. It's got better art direction. Adventure Quest 3D has much better art direction. I feel like I'm on crack. It's very consistent. Oh my god. What are you people god. Speaking of

playground MMOs, or plays, I guess. What? What do you mean? You just said that with no plan? Well, you had it. You know how you took your best foot forward?

Imagine putting this on the store page. That looks like the second episode of Goblin Slayer comical biker dude nice patrons and what's the general uh we should give patrons access to general chat oh that's like the best dude that's kind of the best idea that's kind of the best idea and kind of the worst dude and this is

Ruby from the clips dude I can't believe Adventure Quest Ruby from Eclipse. Dude, I can't believe Adventure Quest has more positive than a fucking Ruby game. I can believe it. I can also believe it. I'm fucking crying. Mandy. We haven't done anything.

You just talked about fucking Adventure Quest. No, we did something alright. It didn fucking crying. Mandy. We haven't done anything. You just talked about fucking inventory. No, we did something alright. It didn't go so well. No! Stop playing! Why is it? It's this game! I played this! Oh my god. Of course you played it. Everybody's played this game.

Fuck, hang on. You're the only fucking person who hasn't played this game. I remember that game! I remember I also played it, and I tried to fight that dude and he kicked my ass! You don't even fight him, he just shows up and shoots a laser at you. It's artificial difficulty. Wait. Oh my god. It's like Dummy Cry 3! Oh you di- Why do you look like Saitama?

Better art style. If you click the face button, it, um, it changes your hairstyle. There's not a lot of room for customization. So you went with bald? Yeah. My fucking god. Boogie, I know you would not be defeated

I think this is the most unchanged it's gotten it's ever been from pre-recording conversation to recording conversation I know right it's exactly the same thing are we recording welcome to the podcast cause I'm waiting

this is all staying in fuck it yeah fuck it how do you get in how i'm telling you we give the people access to the fountain of youth that's actually not dumb at all that's actually really good we don't get racial in here. It's fine. We have to purge so much of it. We know we don't. I'm scrolling up. What could possibly go wrong? I called David a pedo today, I guess.

You did? I've done that on the podcast. When did you call me a pedo today? When you were showering and I added you and I said undeafened pedo. I was showering. I even told you I was showering. You're the fucking pervert. I'm the pervert. Because I don't shower.

I bought an axe with you. The other guy gets it. What the fuck? I'm just a gamer. I'm still playing Adventure Quest. Hey, Mandy, you know what's better than Adventure Quest? Watching a play. Play. Adventure Quest. Hey, Mandy, you know what's better than Adventure Quest? Watching a play.

Play. Have you seen any plays recently? Have you had a story about a play recently? Please stop talking. Who's the host? Oh, my God. Hey, Mandy, do you have AD DD? I haven't seen you fucking plays Stop playing Did you fucking add you like

Are you fucking photoshopping Adventure Quest screenshots while we're trying to record the fucking podcast? Oh my god. I'm having a heart attack. Dude, what's your play story? Please, God, get us out of here. I wanna stay Mandy stop fucking editing that screenshot tell us about the play alright hang on I have to

I'm just trying to sound down it's so loud I'm just gonna go through my steam queue while we wait it's like a cow giving birth to a tractor it's so loud your steam queue yeah my steam queue while we wait it's like a cow giving birth to a tractor it's so loud steam queue yeah my discovery queue we talk about it's like a cow giving birth to a tractor you know it's like but it shoots laser i know exactly what you mean because i've played this game

yeah this just this just appeared in my Steam discovery queue. Can we stop talking about this? Legit, can we please just stop talking about things that are visual medium and start talking about things that are audio medium? Hey. I like that you got podcast voice going on when you said that. That was hot. Mandy, you're the only one here with a story.

Please. Well, I have one, but you told me not to. David, have you seen any plays recently? Did I tell you not to? You told me not to. No, I didn't. I said I don't think we're going to need extra time. Because you said if you don't have enough time for a full episode.

Mine is pretty long. Mine is pretty long. It's like an episode long. Yeah, it's fine. I never said don't. Guys, I just really want to hear what the play is all about. I want to know about the play before I stress what it is.

It took you that long to do that. Excuse me? Oh no, I was looking at Animal Fight Club. And then you reposted the exact same picture it's not the same picture god fucking my lord did you already have that saved? like as like an

oh my god hey David stop laughing at something that's visual medium please okay do you want me to describe it? no Hey David, stop laughing at something that's visual medium, please. Okay, do you want me to describe it? No. Because I don't think we can describe it. T-fair game. Mandy, tell your fucking story.

Please, God. This isn't the podcast. Oh, editing this is is gonna fucking take five This does feel like it doesn't Can I think we need to restart David? Yes do your story please? Do any story to the rainy dirty? That's a lost file. That's 100% a lost file. 100% lost file.

When everyone fucked up like Adventure Quest. Remember that one time we had to fucking stop an episode because we all started playing Adventure Quest? Don't say we all started playing We all started playing it was you and Mandy Are we done? Oh, no, cuz the last file we keep recording